Ari Shaffir - The Time Ari Used a Condom - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

[@blickygobrrrrr]

I love when Ari Shaffir introduces Ari Shaffir! 😂🤣😅

[@renel8964]

That 70s prom suit he's wearing 😂😂

[@mikemartinez5637]

Hell yeah uncle Joey

[@bluntforcetrauma7136]

He's dressed like the Joker.

[@Superknullisch]

Fuckin love it!! classy as fuck!

[@babasemka]

Can you, please, explain it to me, what's wrong with wearing a suit from the 70's? Please.

[@sumboy6183]

@@babasemka its 2020 lol. I love it tho i think its more of a joker look

[@rudeasparagus5012]

If I had the opportunity to get on that stage and tell a story, I'd talk about that time my acid trip didnt wear off the night before and I had to go skydiving that morning

[@adammacleod925]

lmfao as if you still went.

[@TheGreenfire23]

i wish i could skydive on acid

[@tylerdarling1946]

You should do a video describing it

[@craigporter8873]

Umm I think you confused KZbin comments section with /r/ thathappened ;)

[@luckym0nk3y]

Do a youtube video on it

[@kaylaholley1488]

The condom real estate joke has gone over so many heads I am sure. God I love this man,

[@taylorgoetz7604]

free rent best rent

[@ticrific]

Yeah I don’t get it lol can u explain

[@BytheTicket222]

​@ticrific2714 he said that black people don't know anything about condoms so he thinks Ari is talking about condos (condominiums).

[@stephenhunter6507]

Anyone else binge watching these videos?

[@Negative.headspace]

Ever since I found it last night lol

[@Airbender1023]

stephen hunter yaaaas!! Ari's are the best! And the guy that stole the Jersey twice!!! And meth pee!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@darkodev6961]

stephen hunter I’ve been binge watching for days

[@dominickschrute3084]

Devan pitts agreed ari's are the best. I was pleasantly surprised by the brendan schaub one

[@babasemka]

Lowkey the best thing in that bit was "If that's a full condom, you have a very positive way of looking at the World"

[@rayshaunchalmers1117]

"THE SEED OF A MAN WITH A JOB!!!!" 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@royythaboi7163]

IKR?😅

[@ozzy9226]

Honestly the show went down hill after he stopped hosting it

[@Chestnut529]

Really? I have been watching clips from before and after he left and haven't noticed a difference. Also the three stories Roy Wood Jr I've seen tell are among my favorites.

[@mandimartin5521]

His suit is super. And his face when he introduces himself. So much love.

[@anorourke8682]

'Scumbag' Well... quite a literal take on the theme...

[@danielward2263]

I love how in all these he introduces himself in third person as the host😂

[@smoothslide]

The God part is underrated. Amazing setup that probably went a little over people's head, initially.

[@alexclark4792]

Pretty obvious, and he explained it.

[@william5691]

He butchered the punchline

[@greenrangerva]

Ari never disappoints 😂

[@JuanRodriguez-yy6hq]

Ari is a comic genius

[@ГарреттРид]

Why does he introduce himself like that😂

[@slopez5136]

I knew it would suck Did not disappoint

[@blazedandconfused477]

The Time Ari Didn't Pay Up After Losing A Bet With Bert And Tom

[@blazedandconfused477]

heheIt was a pretty sweet saga! Just a part of me is genuinely stuck wondering if he was doing the Jew stereotype to play into the jokes.

[@thasco]

old & incorrect news. NEXT TOPIC

[@stoopsyo]

incorrect? how? cause joe bailed him out?

[@Kariegoz]

This man needs Jesus.

[@TheSpeedyCola]

Whatta welcher!

[@PoptartGang98]

That real estate joke was too good

[@abstractduran7961]

one of the best intros😂👏

[@christinamurphy6446]

So is reverse Benjamin buttoning just normal aging?

[@Doctor-Stoppage]

Yes, Christina! Jeez! lol

[@karoosogba8900]

Thank you!!!!!

[@BipoIarbear]

He meant at the sperm stage an the sperm aged his penis

[@doeyjiaz4798]

It turns into a baby thumb

[@DannySullivanMusic]

yup. absolutely true!!

[@Princessshamanarta]

"Did you just hit me with a full condom!" I lost it...I was laughing...

[@realRDT33]

"Reverse Benjamin Button." So, like, the normal aging process?

[@Entgineer]

this nigga introduced himself

[@zjygkmatt]

he always does

[@Cheekyandy]

white powers ignorance at its finest

[@SyphexGaming]

Thats not ignorance, thats a spell check.

[@IrisKavanoz]

They're on a budget you know

[@Cheekyandy]

your name is whitie powers no need to argue

[@JRT.9]

That intro was amazing 😂

[@tblasley1700]

I saw the crowd change multiple times throughout this set.

[@d.y.358]

Love your stories.

[@AllenStarkwell]

Absolutely brilliant!

[@amandam.8550]

😂😂 I needed a laugh this Morning!

[@IrisKavanoz]

this is the best I swear

[@Fetor]

Good story, funny AF

[@abhijeet.kavia13]

Best intro EVERRRRRR... 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jameslukas9002]

I have the same paranoia. I can't leave condoms that I've jizzed in at a girls house 😂😂 I thought I was the only one

[@krystalayala8451]

As a phlebotomist I can say this now. Semen doesn’t live for more than an hour outside body temperature environment.

[@jmjjr112]

Wanna take that chance? 😏

[@harrywatts7305]

ARIIIIIII! Cant watch past season 1 in Aus? Any chance changing this setting is an easy fix? I binged watched the first season and its just too funny i died a few times inside. Keep up the awesome work! Also, sorry on behalf of all Australian's for our filthy dirt weed.

[@matthewkain1205]

Ari your the best........... USA no1. Best skit start yet.

[@Angus413]

I don’t pop Molly I rock Tom.....oh wait no I pop Molly 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ozzy9226]

Love ya ari ur the man so funny wish I could hang out and smoke a joint with u bro keep up the good work pal

[@jameswar9768]

He said I just thought I would show him 😂😂😂

[@FestiveParrot]

A Häagen-Dazs dip cone, most relatable image ever xD

[@marvinlee2792]

the part when he slapped his friend with the used condom, is gold. this is genuinely funny. cant rmb when was the last time I had a laugh this hard. good stuff

[@jesserenn3152]

He's thinking " this is WHY i was psyched to get a ride instead of riding the bus. I was worried I'd get hit with a used condom on the bus but here's Ari slapping me with one. I may need better friends"

[@michaelboskovich6948]

Love this guy - . I love laughing.

[@conormcdowell612]

I'm so glad I heard this. Out off all the guys I know me and another friend are the only 2 to strike someone with a "full" condom 😂

[@spaghettiwrestler]

that drowning joke bombed

[@eg6477]

I heard laughter at the punch line....where it supposed to occur.

[@DursunX]

im an optimist *the condom is always half full* 👻

[@randybuja7278]

Makes sense. Optomist = small dick. Got it

[@enterusername2084]

How fucked up does a toilet have to look that you don't think it can flush things lol

[@inTsLewis]

Enter Username if you've ever clogged one with something innocuous you'll soon learn to become apprehensive. Haha

[@ddp7028]

4:50😂😂 lmfaooooo

[@TruthIsTheNewHate84]

Not throwing a condom away at a girls house is actually really good advice. Particularly if its a one night stand with a chick you dont really know.

[@danolive6950]

Sperm out from the body cools off quickly and doesn't survive long outside the average human temperature. I wouldn't worry too much.

[@Manly-Tears]

@@danolive6950 The fact that you left the condom itself leaves a doubt, which in the process of finding out the truth, might ruin your life. Imagine that girl coming to your workplace screaming about "it's your baby" with a used condom...

[@DrWoog]

@@danolive6950 ask Boris Becker

[@stagglee1227]

Yeah...he's definitely the sociopath of the crew

[@madnessinisolation]

"Let me smell your vagina!" LMAO! Best intro out of all the crazy ones Ari has done for TINH.

[@freddymeisner]

Powerful punch drunk sports shoutout

[@MrGuy__]

man, this playlist is really long

[@xpointkiller]

I have to admit this was a pretty good story.

[@starboy123100]

Oh wow 😂 This might be one of the best opening...

[@MrMomoitin]

These intros are fucking hilarious

[@alecscott653]

Ari's comedy is on fire lately. The Chinese story was hilarious too. Can't wait for his specials.

[@fargoth7]

I laughed out loud at the intro

[@fullysuited]

This is going to be bad. I haven't even watched it yet. LET'S SEE

[@PleasestopcallingmeDoctorImath]

STILL FROM THE SAME NIGHT?!

[@fatherforrest4777]

Where is this bar?

[@johnnymurillo2048]

Cheetahs strip club in Hollywood

[@walmartskills]

Anyone know the name of the intro song? Plz

[@isaacsteiner672]

Run the jewels

[@ShellfishBangs]

Everyone says he is such a bad person... but damn he is funny🥺

[@MaynardOwns]

That intro was fuckin hilarious

[@atticus4925]

I once got a rubber stuck to the ceiling and me and my ex fiancee left it there till It fell a week later cause we're just tidy people like that

[@somedummyonthenet]

That intro!

[@rawreal7232]

Haha bloody introduces himself XD

[@OzzieTheHead]

That one woman at the back constantly looking at her phone, lol

[@hassanaslam7410]

The intro Is fucking trippy cause I was fucking high (should try😂😂)

[@SmilingKratosTheGodOfWar]

Omg when he hit the punch line I fell out of my chair.

[@biigbabiibeean6312]

The first time I saw him entroduce himself I was like what.. is there a guy that looks exactly like him he has a twin? What, what's going on

[@DBxDAB]

He fucked up the whole crowd @ 5:04 💀💀💀💀. This world ain’t loyal

[@camdenritter7652]

3:57 so many people didn't get that one

[@carlosgutierrez9007]

No video today ??????

[@stuarterwin4848]

I miss Ari

[@sheldonmuscumann7830]

Great story just needs a better finish. Gotta leave the room on the biggest laugh

[@samthekashman]

"black people don't wear condoms" 😂😂😂😂

[@gannibalof21st]

there's always that one

[@kurlykayla9013]

@Decriminalize Darwinism Don't take it so seriously.

[@alexludavertigo6926]

It cancels out 🤣 simple mathematics

[@daegzy3031]

I laughed way too hard at "reverse Benjamin Button". That doesn't make any fucking sense hahaha. That's just normal aging.

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

Daeg no Bc Benjamin button starts off small and wrinkled, but then grows BIGGER but more youthful, until he gets back to getting small again. So reverse Benjamin button means you get smaller and little and wrinkled.

[@daegzy3031]

Natalia Alfonso Benjamin button ages in reverse of normal aging. So the reverse of the reverse would just be normal aging.

[@racman1989]

0:51 guy in lower left blue shirt can give no fucks its Ari Shaffir announcing Ari Shaffir....

[@enderwiggin9303]

Wow, first down I've given this is not happening

[@damianhodges276]

Me,as I watch any video with Ari in it: (Hagrid voice):"You're a wizard,Ari."

[@zeitGGeist]

I laughed a fucking ton. timing worked for me really well. I just wish it ended right at "if thats a full condom..."

[@adamsinger123]

@1:13 "Having sex with a _woman,_ NOT a girl -- feminists got that right...." (just noticing = *Jun 6, 2017* = few months pre-Me-Too)

[@justinzoraik4063]

reverse Benjamin button? You mean regular aging, Ari?

[@Airbender1023]

Ewww Ari touched the pole!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@etherealawakening7720]

OMG!!! Slappin' yo friends with a used jizzy wrap!!! That. Is. PRICELESS!!!

[@cthulhujankinx5652]

Not a bad intro for the theme

[@drewschlosser26]

Best tuxedo ever....

[@nateclayton4068]

Wicked wish he did more stories , I don't let me view the first 100 sum reason I live in Canada

[@humanbeing7897]

Ari throwing his career away, -"KOBE!"

[@KingJoffy1]

@ u must be lonely

[@stevenbenitez1851]

Holy shit Ari is BAKED lmfao

[@damneddude8299]

Why didn't he just open the knot and drain it in the washroom? Dumb AF 😂😂

[@athelstan286]

That would be a funny story

[@Inaugurati]

good point

[@Kenny_Pax]

i still don’t know if these are the same people

[@brodiemacaskill3522]

who else knew what he was thinking about

[@susannastorytime]

That was a painful story 😳😆

[@fullysuited]

Wait Wait Wait.....he said he would give his friend a ride home because he is in a great mode. Ha ha ha. I guess his joke about taking friends to the airport is true.

[@Dumpweed971]

I listened to enough Tom Leykis when I was a teenager to know that you always carry a mini bottle of tobacco for afterwards. It’s good advice if you’re paranoid.

[@jjcoola998]

Someone had a stand up but about this guy

[@stephencholette1067]

First thing I do is put Tabasco sauce in my used condoms... Thank You Tom Leykis(Father).

[@absentiabenertia5204]

do you mean literal father or our Lord and savior Jesus Christ

[@Nic-bm5lf]

😂 the fear of trapping is real shit if your rich and famous 😅