Everyone Is Looking To Be Offended. K-von

Everyone is looking to be offended, or at least that's how K-von feels in this clip from his 2nd Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip K-von talks about how to level the playing field. This clip is sure to keep you entertained/offended from start to finish.
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[@kevinknott3500]

"it's my 1st day shut up"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kvoncomedy]

I just started! LOL

[@jesusisable7052]

😂😂😂

[@gturp2]

😂😂😂

[@djschultz61]

Yep. We heard it too.

[@gb7702]

Kev-on no-tt. What was the first part of the joke since you gave us the punchline?

[@kjaubrey4816]

I miss when people could laugh at our differences instead of looking for reasons to be offended. This clip put a smile on my face.

[@kvoncomedy]

you rock!

[@rollandnewcomb5524]

I bursted out laughing several times.

[@adriannn1180]

same, i miss those good old days

[@noirhorror197]

Half way thru...it's great! Reminds me of older comedy. I'm white and I think it's so funny when black people make fun of white people.

[@pilucciluccinassi8504]

So refreshing!!!

[@wind10miko]

"I'll apologize IF you can tell me when's their next game" 😂😂😂😂

[@kvoncomedy]

⚽️

[@alisonbrandon9059]

“I use cologne responsibly” 😂😂😂😂

[@kvoncomedy]

Lol

[@Truth15freedom]

As a person with a fragrance allergy, like 20% of the population, I appreciated that.

[@jennifergersch9126]

One of the best jokes!

[@blackswan5756]

...2 sprays, not 2 bottles. Lol

[@CA2SD]

His deliverance is awesome! There's no reason to be offended because he's squashing every race. I miss these types of comedy where you're able to be funny and just enjoy a good laugh.

[@kathygreer2097]

Equal opportunity offender. 😂🤣

[@timothyfloogle]

Lol his delivery. His deliverance is something totally different... lol speaking of deliverance i hear banjos paddle faster

[@homelesshannah50]

Let a BLACK PERSON say something and see how OK it is then hypocrite

[@truerealist757]

@@timothyfloogle lol i went looking for this!😂

[@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt]

​@@homelesshannah50they do. They say all kinds of things that a person would get crucified for.

[@AhmedEraj-fo7ou]

"We were arguing, but we were arguing in a fun way. That's America. That's what we should be doing." He's brilliant. I almost cried. 🥺

[@kvoncomedy]

👋

[@y.r.9401]

Most people are not cool like him & that blk. Employee thou. .

[@blindship5792]

oh plz!! go to american immigration section and it is definitively NOT FUN!

[@C_Dana]

K-Von had me laughing so much but he touched on some very important points concerning all of us...Americans. Loved his performance.

[@kvoncomedy]

👋

[@MarkJoseph81]

That's the point of stand-up comedy, when done right.

[@johnbenko3773]

This man understands the 2 commandnts of comedy. 1 nothing is sacred. 2 everyone gets it in the end.

[@ivonned32]

Im Latina and Im dying of laughter about the fence joke😂😂😂😂

[@kvoncomedy]

👋 😊

[@ivonned32]

@@kvoncomedy 🙏🏾💜✨👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@GissGR78]

Me too 😂😂

[@whybekwhy]

Same

[@ObsidianWisdom]

As a Black man, I have never snorted at a joke before until today... when he said his name in the ATL... I was done!

[@kvoncomedy]

A Town!

[@myke6135]

Cap. You're not black

[@kvoncomedy]

@@myke6135we all are now

[@kingofdragons7]

​@@myke6135you know him personally?

[@myke6135]

@@kingofdragons7 Don't have to. I know BLACK!

[@soulmatechan]

"I'm plumb/er" Tears 😂

[@USSResolute]

"We need to laugh now more than ever." -Kvon Absolutely.

[@chthulu27]

I really love how he points out that we can be friends over our funny differences and not enemies. That what divides us can actually bring us together through the viewpoint of humor. Godspeed.

[@timothyfloogle]

Truly what comedy is meant to be

[@dadadadave9652]

I felt like this is how America was when I was growing up; hope America'll be back to that greatness again, where we can tease and bantor and appreciate the differences, not get all offended at every little thing

[@chthulu27]

@@dadadadave9652 , agreed. The political correctness we suffer from today treats any sort of good-natured teasing as though it MUST be a mean-spirited act of evil.

[@mareezy]

Karenitas😂😂😂😂as a Hispanic, I thought this was hilarious😂

[@kvoncomedy]

💃

[@forwardpaunganwa4135]

Kanaynay was crazy funny too😂😂

[@Aiyan777]

😂😂😂 I died at "I am Plumb-her" lol!!! He's one hilarious Persian comedian

[@kvoncomedy]

Hi 🚽

[@SenKichita]

I really love this guy, not just the jokes, but also the wholesome interactions he had! Can't wait to hear more of ya!🍻

[@Unknown2Yoo]

I love his black voice 😆 That whole bit with TSA was hilarious.

[@stephensullivan1011]

"Not even real soccer, women's soccer" 😂 2:00

[@kingofbudokai]

Yes! I love K-von. And God bless the guy who made the "under the court" joke. That was gold.

[@MSmith-jx3mi]

"It's my first day, shut up!" 😆

[@kimchi2780]

I love Kvon! My great grandmother is from Iran! I am Korean and Turkic/Persian and I drive a Subaru LOL! The dark eyes got me because I have them!!!

[@verowind]

,,it's my first day'' got me holding my stomach on the floor

[@TC-gx3qn]

Very funny! Refreshing to see a comedian not afraid to respectfully clown again instead of worrying about whom they might offend. I would pay to see your show.

[@Jules-dn9jl]

I loved the exchange K-von had at the airport. Such fun. I really enjoyed this set. I hope to see more of him.

[@Trijem]

Take it easy, it's my 1st day! 😂😅😂😅

[@candellina6]

Oh, Kvon... thank you so much for standing for the truth AND being so funny ❤ 😂

[@questioneverything2522]

I love Dry Bar, no cursing, just pure humor. Kevon is funny!

[@DocteurSnow]

Loved his first special. I'm glad to see he's back, he is hilarious.

[@kvoncomedy]

I am working on a tird special LOLLLLL

[@sebastian_manuells]

Tird/ Turd Got the reference. 😂 It was a great show. Love from India.

[@DocteurSnow]

@@sebastian_manuells Lol, I read it quickly and completely missed it. That's gold. With tird, you have something to show for it.

[@edithdlp8045]

​@@DocteurSnowthanks for reminding me of his first especial. It was fantastic.

[@AG-M23]

Kvon never left.

[@all_things_beautiful6905]

The Subaru haircut joke had me cracking up. 😅 Had to go back and edit my comment because the airport bit... hysterical and exactly what we should be like in America. Would pay to see him. Great job!

[@mikaelaltairbruneau474]

I'm super offended at how hilarious this is hahahahahahahaha

[@Noname-ni1dy]

This might be the funniest guy on earth! No swearing or vulgarity.

[@kvoncomedy]

👋 ❤

[@messiahsoldier]

"Not even real soccer, women soccer"

[@SQUATCHY614]

This guy is funny. We are too easily offended. There’s so much to laugh at about people.

[@SodoMojo22]

This guy is great, keeping it real.

[@kvoncomedy]

tank you!

[@carmel3613]

That Will Smith reference was hilarious!! 😂

[@blueflame6289]

*"On being offended still remember your first video on the blind man. He was facing the wrong way but he was smiling"* 😂😂😂😂 *Hilarious set that and this one and the many shorts in between* 👍🤠

[@NecTeezay]

Loved ke-von , mo-easeyyy part . Im still laughing as im writing this 🤣 Thank you for the laughs! I need em!

[@kvoncomedy]

LoL

[@thanksfernuthin]

Tap dancing through the landmines. Well done!

[@kvoncomedy]

Yesss 💥

[@rickfromthecape3135]

Yes! We CAN laugh at ourselves!

[@kvoncomedy]

we can... but I wonder WHO CAN'T. we must avoid those types

[@rickfromthecape3135]

@@kvoncomedy And we must keep them from cancelling people like this comedian!

[@delfin7461]

the perfume joke was hysterical!!!

[@behroozmodarres2671]

as a Persian I totally approve and love your work. keep up the great work K-von!

[@kvoncomedy]

👋

[@larrybell4599]

You’re very funny. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

[@kvoncomedy]

my pleasure

[@joymarie715]

He knocks them right out of the Park!!!!!!!!😂😂😂

[@oliviajeanne7709]

I’m gonna walk to X-ray machine BLACK! That’s not how we walk! It’s my first day shut up!😂😂😂 I love dry bar comedy

[@DraconiInfernalus]

dont take yourself too seriously and you can laugh about things like that...love this kind of humor

[@davidcalvo9693]

Appreciate that someone celebrates our differences and chooses to laugh

[@dinahpalmer6177]

OMG! Freaking hilarious! Dude you were killing it!! 🤣

[@kvoncomedy]

hiiiii

[@dinahpalmer6177]

@@kvoncomedy Hi K-von, how are you?

[@kvoncomedy]

@@dinahpalmer6177hi there. Good tank u

[@dinahpalmer6177]

@@kvoncomedy that's good to hear...I'm doing good myself

[@joyceibanez8207]

I love and appreciate DRY BAR‼️Every comedian has me laughing so hard and guess what, no filth, no dirty words and no shaming anyone. Thanks you fun wonderful comedians and DRY BAR for the laughs. 😊

[@diegocorrea5143]

Adorable the airport situation..like two kids playing..sweet,..harmless and very funny... that is my kind of joke :)))

[@cabanford]

I'm gonna apologize, if you can tell me... When's their next game. (Silence) Best Bill Burr burn I've heard in a while! 😂😂❤

[@bagofsteel9152]

Finally a comedian with enough gusto to keep up with the times.

[@lisag1157]

Speak it!! The truth is the BEST comedy!! LOL

[@jimdavis6833]

Funny without being raunchy. Love it.

[@SamSolasdonSaol]

Wow did I need that laugh in mah belly!!! Thank you so much. More please! 🤣🤣🤣

[@kvoncomedy]

yes yes yes

[@radicalttc]

And.its CLEAN!!!!!

[@lankycide77]

People sincerely enjoying each other's quirks and differences. I love this!

[@esetekristos7055]

I love this guy...unapologetically funny. Keep up the good work! No race spared. 😂

[@kvoncomedy]

U made my day!!! 🇺🇸

[@IWill_iTV]

First time hearing this guy and love’em already! 😂

[@jackrosendale8367]

Brilliant!! This should be streamed in public places 24/7/365 until everybody actually GETS it.

[@johnbeckman492]

YES!

[@ezGonzalez]

Man! 😂😂😂You remind me when I was in the military! Which was many moons ago when we used to joke about each other and we laughed about! Those were the days!

[@nightshade4502]

"Ill meat you under the court; we'll go get some tacos!" 💀💀💀Thats hilarious K-von, didn't expect you returning to that joke

[@kvoncomedy]

Truthhhh. Love an impromptu callback

[@dlight9849]

4:15 100% so true. I work with a few Persians and they definitely use way too much cologne.

[@kvoncomedy]

lolllll

[@Trijem]

The French are also frequently accused of using too much cologne. 😅

[@theCPRgals]

K-Von, you are a funny lad. I totally understand you are proud of you Persian half ... but, being half Scottish myself (the other half is English), let me tell you this. I get all my dry sense of humour and sarcasm from the Scottish part! There are so many jokes you could tell about the Scots. I can ream someone upside the head and down the other side, be totally serious, and the person thinks I am funny, and laughs. At that point I may need to use "the look", then he or she knows I am serious. I would love to hear more of the Scottish side come out in you. I have a couple of Margarets in the family, and they would also like to hear more. I am thankful I found you, because you always make me laugh!

[@yuriflores2166]

I just love watching this guy, I'm Mexican, and the joke he said about us is whe I gave him the like

[@RollingFishball]

My favorite English speaking standup comedian!🎉❤

[@number1x]

I love this guy. He always makes me laugh Glad he is back in dry bar

[@albertmolina1781]

He's got the x factor.Very funny.😊

[@ismaelspechtintuition3519]

That´s what comedy should be all about. Just be funny, like Kvon.

[@chanthana7694]

I can't believe how many people complain or get offended.

[@drip369]

He's the greatest half Persian comedian of all time,

[@kvoncomedy]

yessss!!!

[@skrimshaw72]

🤣😂🤣 Fantastic!!! Best support group for normal people ever!!!

[@kvoncomedy]

Yesss

[@gilpineda1116]

I'm Hispanic and love the Latino joke.

[@catherinensungwa9942]

K-von never disappoints.

[@lizintexas1134]

The last joke about Ke-Bon funniest 😂 shift ever.

[@ThatSimpleton1915]

This guy is to good😂

[@mrk8633]

Too good, a real peacemaker soldier.

[@arshiamiri.]

the tsa part was AWESOME dude😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Awsomesism1994]

I love this guys comedy ❤😊😂

[@kvoncomedy]

you rock

[@mysticmusical]

I know you're joking but you dodged a bullet. They'll straight up charge you $60+ for your $10 haircut 😂 you lucked out

[@neriwest3161]

I laughed so much. K-von is really brilliant as a comedian. I miss those good old days when people would take joke as a joke, not interpreting it to be an offensive or hateful statement and feel so hurt for being a victim. We had a good time those days. Everyone laughed and smiled and made friends.

[@j.8678]

Love, love, love this!! 😂😂

[@mr.punisher4858]

I am still laughing at the real soccer joke!

[@alineeloyhim4537]

I watched his first comedy and it was just awesome. Glad to see he’s back. 💃🏽💃🏽

[@samaashraf2391]

Finally I've been waiting for him to come back forever 😭

[@jessicablank6470]

Me too!

[@annieseaside]

I am over the moon to hear a joke about ingrate Rapino! 😂👏🏻

[@fionahelmer946]

A comedy Giant has entered my stage - lots of words that mean AWESOME

[@bubzilla6137]

This is quality comedy right here! Lol! 🤣😂 This guy is one of the few left who knows how to turn subjectively offensive stuff into objectively unoffensive material. Very well done! 🙂👏💙

[@kvoncomedy]

u rock!

[@bubzilla6137]

@@kvoncomedy Thank you... I just subscribed to your KZbin channel. You have over 400K subs, I can't believe I'm just now learning you exist! I watch lots of stuff but comedy is pretty routine. I guess KZbin can only recommend so many at a time. Anyway, you got a new sub, yay! 🥖➖🏘️🚇 (When I go to emojis and search for "sub" it gives me these 4 to choose from. Haha!)

[@kitcat9447]

Dead at the Subaru joke 😂

[@kvoncomedy]

🚗 🧑🏽‍🎤

[@andrewfoster4359]

"its my first day, shut up" killed me 🙂

[@rollandnewcomb5524]

Funniest I've heard in a long time! GREAT stuff.

[@kvoncomedy]

hi!!

[@crystaljaamaa7111]

He can use cologne responsibly 😂

[@tutu3909]

Lol, this is so true. Everyone is too sensitive today, no one can even have a different opinion or perspective anymore.

[@TimJSHeise]

This was surprising refreshing

[@kvoncomedy]

:) tank you!

[@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt]

​@@philmickey7247he probably prefers females, so go flirt with realemonful.

[@philmickey7247]

@@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt :) tank you!

[@seedsoflove7684]

​@@kvoncomedyjust work on the black walk, K-von, bc the accent rocks!

[@kvoncomedy]

@@seedsoflove7684okkk ✊🏾

[@Sara86A]

K-Von is very funny Persian guy! I watched his specials before and I sure laugh the whole time!!! He is funny when he does his accents!😂

[@kvoncomedy]

👋

[@glenbard657]

"It is becoming increasingly difficult to be tolerant of a society who has sympathy only for the misfits, only for the maladjusted, only for the criminal, only for the loser." - Vince Lombardi

[@tristix3721]

For a longest time, we all forgot to laugh. Thanks Kei Von Mo Eazi.

[@jonathanrex]

That was really funny! He indeed has a very good sense of humour and I love his sarcasm, too (Rapinoe... )

[@echris10sen]

As a member of that church I can confirm we have some of the fastest clean ups ever. Ive seen potlucks and parties for hundreds of people are taken down in 5 minutes.

[@mssmiles0503]

K-von!!!

[@kvoncomedy]

true! very prettyyy please apply

[@khorkina2010]

Kvon is handsome.

[@jasonfrazier4886]

Saw him in Vancouver 10 years ago and even then it was obviously he was on his way!

[@kvoncomedy]

👋

[@darleneh7740]

“Kanaynay” made me burst out laughing! 😂😂😂

[@timothyfloogle]

Kvon. Kvon.. Kvon... buddy, you are right and you sir are bold. Love it. Keep up the awesome comedy. You deserve more recognition than you get.