Asking Adam "Pacman" Jones For an Autograph | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Disgraceful" on Netflix

[@CamJames]

The mic cover effect on "approachable" shows how much he's mastered this craft.

[@Balloon410]

It's probably not Bert, but I like to imagine that friend was Bert.

[@rachelroberts633]

As a Cincy grrl, I super duper wish it was Bert. I know it's not tho☹️

[@spacegamer267]

@@rachelroberts633 mam what is a "grrl"

[@coopermartin1678]

God I wish it was Bert

[@rachelroberts633]

@@spacegamer267 what is a mam? Grrrrrrl 😸

[@elaineburruss7133]

Same

[@huckleberrylachow2202]

“What the hell did you just say to me right now” is basically Tom’s catchphrase at this point

[@markwagner1107]

"Fuck his mother, I appreciate her!"😅

[@ashchaya7676]

100% And I really wish he would stop it and just say "WHAT?" in those situations. Also "are you kidding me *right now*" needs to stop too. Basically, people can assume it's present tense unless specified otherwise.

[@Shithappenswhenu]

BIKES!!!

[@Nate_Jensen]

Facts

[@DeLaKleve]

His “WHAT?!” as Pac-man should be in the next installment of “Tom or Black”

[@LC57-3O]

Are they still doing that? I pray they are

[@tombstonejones9581]

@@LC57-3O Yeah boy they did one with Enny from the control room a few months ago.

[@HalinazDziecmi]

...what..?

[@AM-qz6cm]

The most Pac-man thing is this part.

[@charmicarmicat2981]

Pac Man didn’t take any mess

[@juliendefrent]

I've watched his specials so many times and It still makes me laugh

[@eastern2687]

It's cause he's doing them for 47 years. [Test for fan]

[@billybussey]

you must be sooo boring

[@zachhossler1420]

@@eastern2687 that ones called a skippy, listen, skip skip skip skip skip….THATS BULLSHIT YOU MADE THAT UP 😂😂😂

[@10DollarProductions]

Yeah that dude seriously needs to put down a basketball and get another special going.

[@Shithappenswhenu]

I think it is his best special, everything so polished. Seen it a dozen times and still laugh!

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

Such a simple, ornery story, but Tom makes it a feast of hilarity with his great delivery.

[@davidjavier2152]

You explained his comedy PERFECTLY

[@cdasteez]

lmao

[@maskichef]

I'm just thinking about him getting paid millions for this sorry ass story. Loosing weight hurt his funny bone.

[@tophan5146]

I disliked this delivery

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

@@maskichef -- Losing intelligence hurt your spelling.

[@carpma11]

Pac-Man Jones spat in a woman’s face at a club near me in Murfreesboro TN when he played for the Titans. Cool guy.

[@DogmaLive]

Lmao

[@vigowaygo12]

Ay another Murfreesboro resident what’s good

[@reportmyusername]

My home town! Lmao nice nice

[@hansgruber9685]

And she was probably overdue for it.

[@HkFinn83]

She tried to stab him?

[@sammie578]

'Disgraceful' Tom is my favorite Tom...bring him back please!

[@bulldog8064]

His 48 hours bit is legendary!

[@normanjouett2792]

As a bengals fan, this is gold lmao.

[@getchasome6230]

As not a Bengals fan this is gold 🤣

[@evanmcgillicutty3808]

had to be after their loss vs the steelers lmao

[@Zerospawnn]

Bengals have fans? Crazy😂

[@BallKnower88]

@@Zerospawnnthey probably own your team

[@Vincent.Morreale]

The ''THE FUCK YOU WANT'' line killed me !

[@johncastro2104]

After meeting Pac-Man multiple times, I’d totally believe that’s how that interaction went lmao

[@Schedule1ne315]

Pac-Man said today it’s not

[@JW-28]

Pacman is a DAWG.

[@CharleyCarey]

Most times you'd assume a comedian is exaggerating a story to make the joke better. This time, he's probably downplaying Pacman 🤣

[@dharris1084able]

@@CharleyCarey lol pac man addressed this on the PMS show and he said this didn’t happen lol but maybe he forgot 😂

[@bigrick3526]

Pacman is cool as hell to fans and has been since WVU

[@guro1350]

“I haven’t found a place for it but I’m working on it”…. So 😂😂 the way he tells shit is hilarious

[@sambryant8646]

2002 evangelist Billy Graham preformed at Paul Brown Stadium. The joke, "What does the Bengals and Billy Graham have in common? Both can get 20,000 people say Jesus Christ at the same time."

[@Officialmryuck]

Someone give this man a medal for this comment!

[@TheRockhopper77]

That was an awful joke

[@kristinesmart9932]

@@Officialmryuck that is classic!!!

[@ZacHawkins42]

Alternatively: Both can fleece 20k people out of their hard-earned money at once.

[@barry1492]

Tom Segura is hysterical! Sorry, I've got nothing clever to add. I'm home sick and have just been watching is videos all day.

[@Favouredmojoe]

Pac-Man Jones now does amateur boxing for barstool 😂

[@AttilatheThrilla]

He just responded to this bit on Pat McAfee show saying it wasn’t true 🤷‍♂️

[@lazybacon7520]

It's crazy how much more confident he comes off as in standup compared to the older specials

[@spiritualempress6691]

I’ve re-watched these so many times. Bikes! 🤣

[@getchasome6230]

"Its a football. You play it, I seen you"

[@isaacR707]

The algorithm brought me here after Pacman told this story on the pat mcafee show

[@justinbridgez]

And now he was on 2Bears.

[@jkarpov3634]

Best description of Pacman Jones...Ever

[@ubon11]

True story: A good friend of mine ran into Emmitt Smith at the Pensacola airport many years ago and asked him for an autograph. Emmitt said, “I ain’t got time for that bullshit.”

[@fototrap8772]

😂😂😂

[@maddux1188]

Sounds like Emmit Smith

[@CarlosRen1776]

Good for Emmit

[@erickandrade1921]

You know whats hilarious? My aunt met him at the Today show and took a picture with him and he was nice lol

[@derrickbailey9821]

Never meet your hero’s

[@klissattack]

When to stop wiping is indeed a good question

[@FusionC6]

when its sore and bloody. just to make sure

[@Rattus-Norvegicus]

I've spent extensive time studying this, the correct answer is when the paper stops sliding across your bumbum and you feel a bit of friction, then one more time in the opposite direction. There, hope that helps. 😷

[@excellenceinrecycling4093]

@@FusionC6 you’re a cool guy 👍

[@carolynwilbur1627]

More blood than shit....... time to quit.

[@FusionC6]

@@Rattus-Norvegicus you don't look? very dangerous!

[@filiporvik2782]

A bit of jokes that all works perfectly, that has a callback mixed in AND a setup for the final part. Damn good stuff

[@AllinTMC]

Finally someone asked Pacman on McAfee.

[@derekolding8326]

As a bengals fan I met pac at his restaurant he owned and he couldn’t have been cooler to me. This story is golden love when Tom talks ab cincy

[@truckwarrior5944]

"Tell that mosterfucker I appreciate him" Did Pacman just tell Toms friend, that his mom is his grandma?

[@Mr-E.]

Tom says it like "bangles" and someone spelled it "bangles" in the video description. This leads me to believe that Tom actually wrote the video description... much respect.

[@appleblossom345]

People in Cincinnati say it like “Bangles”

[@pirate772009]

This is perfect because if it's the game I'm thinking of, the Bengals rallied from an 18-3 fourth quarter deficit to take the lead over the Steelers 20-18 with less than two minutes left. Then as they were trying to run out the clock, Jeremy Hill fumbled to give Pittsburgh the ball back, then Vontaze Burfict laid Antonio Brown out and drew a 15 yard defenseless receiver penalty, and while the training staff was out trying to get Brown off the field, Pacman got into a shoving match with Pittsburgh's linebacker coach which was another 15 yard penalty that set up the go ahead field goal for the Steelers. So it was the Bengals' best chance at a playoff win in the last 25 years at that point and it would've been against a hated division rival and Pacman pretty much directly cost them the game lol

[@jessejzcutter4291]

Lmfao pretty interesting

[@Drimzi]

Go Football

[@mackenzietharpe9335]

Ouch

[@rosssteppling9975]

Most of that was accurate. Pitt was up 15-0 and bengals made it 16-15. Hill fumbled, Steelers were driving, and burfict laid out AB. I think the Pac-Man penalty happened as they were getting AB off the field. Yeah, that killed it for them. But right now I’d rather be in the bengals’ shoes.

[@cmb6087]

Oh fuck that’s so good as a Chiefs fan lol

[@mattroussel6629]

Coming from watching Pacman talk about this on Pat Mcafee

[@Mgranadosv]

Connor murdered the retelling of the joke so badly. I was hoping Pac would go What? What did you say? at him as he butchered it.

[@WioWio-sf5pc]

why muricans say footbal to a sport played with hands?.....

[@benedwards4466]

The fact that he's right about the Bangles losing all the time breaks my heart

[@dacesolo]

The fact that you are wrong about the spelling of Bengals breaks many things in your farce of a life.

[@volusiasorange]

damn it

[@evil3570]

@@dacesolo read the vid description

[@Arkae]

And then they end up going to the chip this year lmao

[@GAMBLOR]

@@Arkae and then what happened?

[@Nate_Jensen]

This is one of my favorite bits from him

[@supremebuffalo6322]

This special made me laugh in some very low times. Watching segments back gives me weird feelings, now. But its a really good special. Tom is great

[@inde6466]

Watching pat mcafee show and hearing pacman being UN APPROACHABLE is hillarious

[@qitupmaga3403]

My wife and I adapted the phrase, and we use it all the time “I appreciate that shit mufucker”

[@TheBreezus]

Tom is too funny.

[@Bisonzilla]

I always loved how Pac Man said "strip club" He called the "scrip club " It's awesome!

[@hootiehootheblowphish4109]

That's because Pacman is from Georgia. Sometime the 't' sounds like a 'k' in certain words

[@macdarby9926]

I luv da scrippers

[@dash4800]

Jus at tha scrip club being rebellion

[@jchase5468]

I worked the Bengals camp 2 years in a row when pacman was there and this couldn't be further from the truth...he was always respectful to me

[@icu3869]

Tom's story couldn't be further from the truth? So he's lying about pacman going to strip clubs? That there was never gun fire? why would Tom say that happened 3 times?

[@Outre7]

I love this guys stories..

[@razorbak6783]

Dude is on another level...good stuff brother!!!!

[@bryanbrzezowski9951]

One of the funniest humans on the planet right now.

[@daltonmichalik7848]

"imagine your heroes going, Fuck you." Homelander: *I agree*

[@wearevenom82]

Tom's "Pacmaaaan!!" sounded like Arthur Morgan.😂

[@RemingtonLanenga]

PacMan on the Pat McAfee show brought me here.

[@shivam.maharshi]

IMO Tom Segura is one of the best story tellers. Louis CK's stories are funny but Tom knows how to make a normal story sound funny 😄

[@jameskaval8137]

Was just talking about them last night. Idk man that weed story Louie told where he got way to high might be the funniest story Iv ever heard

[@IntoTheVoid96]

Comparing CK to this Jack off is insane.

[@ronin7183]

As a Bengals faithful I appreciate this. 😂😂😂✊🏽

[@lispyy1017]

im sure your ecstatic right now🤣

[@ronin7183]

@@lispyy1017 one more!

[@Ccthomas-ks1hn]

Also the guy that dropped a dude at an airport with a bucket of chicken in one hand 😂 quite the legend

[@AdamDoing2326]

For protecting shaq... if you know the story you're a DAWWWGGG but also know yes this is a joke but pacman has since cleared it up (and all his other shit) the guy is awesome to listen to

[@vlekarmy5424]

I like how his first example to timing is: "When to pull out?"

[@robkennedy3087]

I literally just pressed pause on Bert K to watch this clip. Yourself & Bert are so killing it - So funny!!! You can say Paddies day, whichever way you want Tom. You have my blessing !! 😂

[@boppityboopy114]

This is even funnier if you follow football and realize this is likely after the game that Pac-Man Jones and Vontaze burfict single handedly blew the game

[@AHermitTakesaWalk]

Wouldn't that be at least 2 hands? Possibly as many as 4? And there was definitely a shoulder involved. That's why Antonio Brown has CTE.

[@justinbridgez]

I just needed to hear it after the "Pac-Man" Jones episode on 2Bears. Edit: He ended the episode with "I appreciate ya"

[@terifcus]

You would upload this a week after I was looking for it. Had to watch the whole thing on Netflix instead. Worked out either way.

[@bvlogs4083]

i’ve been waiting for this clip forever

[@BillPenny]

TommyBunz flexing the guns! Comedy beast.

[@kmontano1234]

His stories are the fucking best

[@awakenthewoke1091]

Had to be the 2015 WildCard loss to the Steelers.

[@charliedontsurf70]

Best game ever.

[@dallaswood4117]

If it was Pac-Man committed the penalty that moved the Steelers in field goal position and cost them the game so to ask him for an autograph after that would be insane

[@elvinlantigua]

Anyone else checking this out after Pat McAfee Show?

[@slickspike126]

You’re my hero Tom. I want you to sign my soccer ball for me!

[@rickeshpatel4025]

Just don’t ask him to dunk it 😂

[@slickspike126]

@@rickeshpatel4025 too soon 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@lankon1991]

Should get him to sign it ballhog. 👌

[@magmaticgames]

2:28 Marking this so I can play it over and over

[@charliedontsurf70]

But Pacman got a heart of gold.

[@nedimmrsic4650]

Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang! Hes not approachable! 🤣🤣👌

[@noUGames]

I'm literally watching this mere minutes after the Bengals Super Bowl loss

[@guillermolopez1377]

Holy crap he looks super in shape compared to the last video I just saw.

[@CrowT]

Yeah he used to be a bit bigger. He lost a lot of weight in the past years.

[@borris3768]

You should see him now

[@SloppyHorrorPodcast]

Cincinnati in the house!

[@sorinadrian6268]

Tom never fails to deliver!

[@borris3768]

His name's not tom

[@spedman56]

They brought this up with Pac Man on the Pat Mcaffee show

[@itsjordie8206]

Whhaddd

[@SailorGreenTea]

4:03, interesting whistle.

[@rubend9391]

This fucking guy is hilarious 🤣

[@toddlenard7602]

Pac-Man Jones bless his heart Nashville don't miss his ass at all 😭

[@xy-fb8jo]

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that the bengals don’t have an indoor practice facility

[@chuckstranton2471]

Wait... Is that not normal?? I've lived in this area all my life and never thought anything of it 😭🤣

[@micahclawrence]

Lol really? It's raining really bad. Oh yeah. Run laps.

[@rexjohnson233]

@@chuckstranton2471 They use the Bearcats' indoor facility. It's crazy they don't have their own.

[@DonSuedabaker]

PMS

[@Erie685]

Neither does Cleveland

[@Electricz0]

I really hope he got that signature.

[@Ayyorda]

If you look closely at 1:26 there's a guy in the middle of the 3rd row, with a checkered/plaid shirt on, who looks like he knows EXACTLY what that feels like.

[@thefadgamer6068]

Pacman in TNA .. he's pacman Jones! My boys over at OSW will get this

[@raishauntanner4206]

bro didn’t even sign the ball…

[@southern_merican]

This is the guy you dont want to piss off ! He could embarrass the hell out of you without even trying!

[@CannibalLecter]

how the hell does tom do such good black dude voices?

[@Freko2011]

I am his dad

[@VHale-yz7hc]

Bc he’s not trying to “imitate” a blk guy so it doesn’t come off as a shitty character

[@harrypooter7807]

This is exactly how this goes!😂

[@sambogan6058]

this guy 🤣🤣

[@d-Pad_Chad]

Notice the ball never got signed 🤣

[@buffintl]

LOL I believe Pacman did that LMBO. I went to school with Adam. So yea lol

[@driedbrainfreeze2149]

Tom can be ruthless

[@alwayszoomin5411]

That friend has deff gotta be Gary Owens 😂😂😂

[@stewpidasso3910]

as a Steelers fan I know all about pacman jones. he is a mean dude on the field. vontaze burfict too. wouldn't min either one playing on the steelers

[@DBurpees1]

Yeah my cousin was a bad dude. The league was too soft for him.

[@williamsomersetVII]

@@DBurpees1 Lol that’s one way to look at it

[@Arkae]

Insane that the Bengals went on to go to the superbowl this year lmao

[@sizedtoaster0278]

I am about 90% it is Gary Owen Tom Segura and him have done podcast together LOL and he is a big Cincinnati fan

[@CatWith-AHat]

Maybe if they had an indoor practice facility they would have won a playoff game in the last 30 years.

[@DrCockNBalls]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@travismiller7596]

Really?!?

[@fourthdownback6035]

Nailed it!

[@johnwilson6750]

Stooges

[@ABAYBAZ]

Allegedly

[@KwamtumPshX]

This had to have been after the 2016 playoff implosion!

[@kylesanders5999]

pac man was my favorite players. who dey baby

[@diarh34]

Adam Jones is my favorite baseball player YO PACMAAAN!

[@nickl63143]

Can't believe McAfee hasn't seen this bit...

[@Ohbrodda]

ikr

[@ronpaul1082]

Prob the 2015 game Pac and burfict lost the game with personal fouls that put the Steelers in FG range

[@sambryant8646]

The game they almost took Brown's head off. I live near Cincinnati. You could feel this city vibrating after that play.

[@dutchray8880]

The game that Jones and Burfict snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, with a little help from Joey Porter. Just seconds prior to their antics, I was resigned to a loss by Pittsburgh. Then Jones and Burfict stepped up.

[@ronpaul1082]

@@dutchray8880 I mean Dalton was out with a broken thumb so I wasnt expecting much but bengals had it with the burfict INT with a min and a half left . Only the bengals could screw that up but without the Jeremy Hill fumble all the other stuff would have never happened . Had marvin Lewis toIdthe offense to run out the clock the hill fumble wouldnt have happened

[@Andrew-ve6it]

This is 100% Bert 😂

[@Officialmryuck]

Ay yo Kane!

[@raoulduke3417]

"he is NOT approachable!"

[@HoomerbirdG2]

Cincinnati the only city I nearly have a brain aneurysm driving in, that’s coming from a Chicago native too😂😂

[@hardkkurguru7203]

Let out the Savage Guru 😈😇

[@jharp08]

Sounds like pacman 😂😂😂

[@alexwhittemore21]

This is so fun to watch now that Pac is a guest host on the Pat McAfee show

[@EuroGuy85]

Tom should host the NFL Honors! The last three years all we've had is one good joke and It was about killing Tom.

[@jonathanmoose757]

The only comedian I can repeatedly watch over and over. Well there was also Bob saget.

[@marzmusic6455]

He’s philosophical because he’s a Sagittarius Moon.

[@Gabeghouls]

….is he actually tho

[@kharjoIII]

The Hell Is A SaggyBallSackittarius Moon?

[@viktorvaugndoom]

shut up