Asmongold ACTUALLY Gives Up Fighting Nameless King Dark Souls 3

Asmongold gets to Nameless King in dark souls 3 and can't defeat him.
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[@TheDarSin]

I partially blame the game for this. He should've never got this far doing what he's doing.

[@Mason-nm8bt]

Soooooo true

[@ZATIRIX]

DS3 is difficult, but not that difficult. I guess if you put enough time into it, you can get through it. Even if you play like a brainlet.

[@SirCowdog]

This is what the respec option is for, though, right? Reroll your stats when you can't get any further using your existing build.

[@pa7764]

pretty fair

[@geebeepman]

if the game is really as hard as most casuals claim it is, this guy shouldn't be even able to reach this point. replace iudex gundyr with champion. that should filter out most of the scrubs from the get go. either git gud or get out.

[@jtdarelli1871]

"The fact that you don't know what you're doing wrong is why you don't deserve to kill this boss." Couldn't have said it better myself

[@guywholikesgoodmusic]

McConnell spits the facts yet again.

[@kyotheman69]

McConnell must be laughing his ass off watching Asmon playing so badly in this game

[@Azaezlle]

Also why the fuck does he never block? I mean it's not needed for some builds but a big ass tank build lives and dies by the shield.

[@omgroflgamer2010]

@@Azaezlle ds3 blocking is not nearly as worth it as ds1 blocking. Generally in ds3 it's better to dodge as you have omni-directional dodging compared to ds1, which makes it far more viable and reliable. On top of that not all boss attacks can be blocked, but all attacks can be dodged. Also you will still take small amounts of damage while blocking and/or will get knocked back unless you use a greatshield, which usually is too heavy for any real benefits. If Asmon wasn't going over 70% weight limit he'd actually have decent and reliable dodges with s instead of fatrolling through the whole game while mashing R1 with a heavy twohanded weapon and getting frustrated over dying over and over.

[@michaelmasher5188]

15:15 minute mark for the quote.

[@tinagraham358]

Watching him play makes me feel a lot better about my own skills as a dark souls player

[@Lysergic25]

@Bill08 _ try fat rolling like him though lol it makes the game 10x harder/worse

[@serdownofhousebad1127]

Never in my life would I have imagined to see a man eat so much shit in dark souls while also managing through what must be misplaced willpower

[@richardwatson1946]

Atleast put on havens set if you want the fat roll for maximum protection lmao

[@Mr_Peem]

@Bill08 _ bud, he was saying that asmon was so bad that he felt like he was really good. You completely missed what the commenter was saying you brainlet

[@collingriga1819]

I think he purposely acts dumb and oblivious to the game mechanics to spice up the stream. He wouldn’t have much fan interaction (donations) otherwise.

[@finlaysandham6935]

"It's not the fat rolling" "Why is there so much unavoidable damage?"

[@fluxbomb3376]

"what am I doing wrong?" getting hit, bro

[@stickman6788]

Unavoidable damage lol

[@redgeoblaze3752]

to be fair, for that one attack on his Dragon where his spear gets all lightning'ed up, and he slams it down, I haven't been able to dodge it once, and I'm fast rolling. maybe it's a directional thing, but the game shouldn't put unavoidable damage for certain playstyles either way.

[@user-vh7ks8px3s]

@@redgeoblaze3752 TIMED ROLLING, jesus christ

[@redgeoblaze3752]

@@user-vh7ks8px3s Have you ever dodged that attack with just i-frames? The only way I've done it is by getting lucky and being in a good position to run underneath the dragon. If you try to use just I-frames, the lingering Lightning will still hit you. I've beaten every boss on NG3 at this point. I know how to roll.

[@dasboot1362]

Best videogame statement EVER: *enters Boss arena* "Why is he hitting me?" - Asmongold

[@facemite]

He says while he face tanks shieldless like a tard

[@koutsion]

HAHAHAHA THANK YOU! I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 😂

[@carterdavies6330]

Sorry for making it 421 likes but I was looking for this

[@promen_]

i literally just commented this .... pure gold !!!

[@yzwme586]

i laughed so hard when he said that

[@dcaslick]

“Why is he hitting me?” Words I never thought I’d hear in a Dark Souls video.

[@joelcatalan3477]

Im like the fuck you mean!!

[@smiley122688]

Nameless King’s out there hurting people and we don’t know why

[@user-yc6dt6iz5x]

He's a big meanie head

[@redreploid1713]

I dunno, cause he’s the boss maybe?

[@Deewreck1991]

@Nitrobalistic you will find that ds3 is one of the easier ones of the series to beat was a lil bit underwhelming to say the least

[@samslavin9659]

When he said “this is how I beat these bosses, I don’t need to dodge their attacks” I realised it must have been one of the longest dark souls journeys. I can only applaud his patience and persistence…

[@randomyoutubeuser261]

Honestly respect to him that he made this far with such a trash strategy

[@MrRattlebones640]

woulda worked for ds1 honestly.

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

@@MrRattlebones640 yeah i somehow managed to poise through four kings, artorias, sif, and manus in my first playthough. I rarely rolled for those fights. Ds1 poise is kinda goated

[@MrRattlebones640]

@@MrcreeperDXD777 i was the opposite in my first, having virtually no poise save for my pants as i was mostly wearing the crimson set. I then got the lifedrain scythe and bled everything in the game with the blood resistance shield and ring (lifedrain builds up your own blood loss). Gwyndolin took me 5+, O and S took me 2 lol. The hardest boss after were the four kings (bleed resist) and Artorias (too nimble to build up bleed).

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

@@MrRattlebones640 bruh gwyndolin and o and s took me the most tries in my playthrough lol

[@hugothomas989]

Everyone’s laughing until he kills Ancient Wyvern legitimately while fat rolling.

[@ThahnG413]

Ancient wyverns the easy part tho

[@wilburforce8046]

the boss is actually easy though if you feel like doing it the akward way. Fromsoft didn’t exactly give it a real move set like midir.

[@Ohyeahyeah-zj7mv]

I can't describe the emotion I feel watching him fat roll during all of these bosses and still win

[@ddmacc]

anger

[@johnpixz5448]

He wins after 20 attempts though

[@marshandomness]

@@johnpixz5448 it probably took me 50 attempts to kill demon prince normally

[@smiley122688]

And he was even walking the whole way through the castle to fight the dragon slayer armor when you have a fucking lift if you start at the dancers bonfire

[@kylehart8829]

@@johnpixz5448 That's really not that high. It's pretty normal for people to take more than 20 tries on O&S, Gwyn, Manus, Nameless, Gael, Demon Prince, Midir, etc. with a few of those taking an average player over 30 tries.

[@trickyy5738]

“It’s not fat rolling I mean I’ve done the entire game that way” *It... it is fat rolling*

[@tomthestone1470]

That's not what he meant, he's saying fat rolling isn't the reason why he was dying more.

[@jakob.o4979]

@@tomthestone1470 but... it is

[@davidharman3665]

@@tomthestone1470 nah, when you get to certain bosses, fat rolling is the reason why you die to certain bosses. Although I’m surprised if he was fat rolling, that Vordt didn’t take care of him to be honest, as first play through is a nightmare if you’re not used to this type of game.

[@loganedom3160]

@@davidharman3665 I dont know how anyone can play the game fat rolling, it makes the game like 50 times harder

[@ponglenis9273]

@@davidharman3665 i think he wasn’t fatrolling on vordt. Its more surprising he got past pontiff without parrying and fatrolls. Vordts hammer is just too op

[@southpoundham]

He's probably the best Dark Souls 3 player out of all of us, he played thru the entire game fat rolling and killed the Ancient Wyvern without the plunge attack. Mad respect🤘

[@JoeyCentral]

I was able to kill wyvern without plunge attack and I think it is actually easier that way.

[@SoloSlimey]

Damn. Paid Comment

[@Lp-me7hb]

I thought that too until I realized how much is edited out for length in this video and the off camera shit

[@JoeyCentral]

@@southpoundham I think it is if you have a good weapon. Those snake guys are more likely to fuck me up or I’m likely to fuck up The jump than killing the dragon Skyrim-style.

[@southpoundham]

@@SoloSlimey I wish

[@ramondiedrich6440]

17:49 “He knows he’s fat rolling.” I always suspected that Asmongold do this just to piss off whole community playing that way. He’s brilliant.

[@messymakaveli9098]

Watching him play Sekiro is gold

[@MarvinMonroe]

Yeah I knows he's being an idiot. It's a defense mechanism he uses. Since he refuses to learn,he can use that as an excuse for sucking "You guys all looked up strats, that's why you won." "I'm losing because I constantly fat roll" If he actually read tooltips and played correctly, then he wouldn't have any excuses for losing besides the fact that he's actually terrible Edit:and then on the flip side, when he does beat a boss with his terrible strats he can be like "I fat roll and am specced terribly and still won"

[@xXBigMacXx]

​@@MarvinMonroedude just let him have fun with the game people like you in the souls community is why he does shit like this. But actually pls keep doing this his vids are pretty funny

[@carlkligerman1981]

It’s amazing to me that he beats these games playing like this. He did beat the game, right? I think he knows what he is doing, ‘a undred per cent’.

[@GoofyPoptart]

​@@MarvinMonroeGet over it

[@evi1ways]

Find the biggest weapon. Get the most armor. Walk and roll at a snail's pace. Die to the same boss 40 times. Quit the game and claim there was nothing you could have done.

[@kiney4473]

yea asmon only look at the damage and thats dumb

[@Astuar]

Sounds like the Forsen Build to me!

[@royblekman8186]

Levi Cathcart Spam R1 until the boss dies. Or until you get enough luck that he Goes down.

[@SalteTz]

LITTLE DID YOU KNOW, HE SLAUGHTERED THE BOSS :)

[@weeabooshunter4759]

Warrior main logic btw.

[@Noreccc]

equip one of the heaviest armor in the game ✔ use a super heavy and low damage weapon ✔ keep your endurance at 20 ✔ blaming the opponent for you to fatrolling ✔

[@Kazuyatheshellbullet]

ok i was wondering why that weapon seemed to be doing nothing i must have past over it without even a second glance

[@blackhammer6864]

You are a legend bro!!!!!

[@GeorgeLiaskas]

AHAHAHAH

[@eira6844]

so is that why he was fat rolling

[@firehawk318is]

all the ingredients of your list make a giant dumbass

[@lilelf7342]

seeing him play, makes me feel like im good at the game

[@travisalexphoto]

Same bro. I'm going to go home tonight and play DS3 and feel REALLY good about myself 🤣

[@talbotgrimes2442]

@@travisalexphoto I feel horrible considering he made this far being bad at the game

[@lilelf7342]

@@travisalexphoto so ive improved immensely since my comment, and i actually was in shock at how bad asmon was in this video, just the fat rolling throughout the entire game made me ill 😅😅

[@Yolo-yr6dn]

@@lilelf7342 bro he legit died 64 times against nameless while I died 6 times and that 4 deaths was from the dragon :-/ and I'm STR build with astora ultra great sword btw (also artorias 60 death while I died 5 I believe cause of the camera xD)

[@BBRIX9]

@@Yolo-yr6dn Nameless in 2 tries with Sellswords

[@joanvega2177]

Him saying “I think I’m supposed to run away” after having defeated the first dragon in the most retarded way might be the funniest thing he’s ever done

[@evilmuska]

I feel like this video is purpose built just to piss off Dark Souls players. And you know what? It worked.

[@zombiiwar1327]

I havent played dark souls lll yet, but played bloodborne and I see that he is using an insanely slow weapon to do damage idk about you but really slow weapons arw shit when it comes to games like these becuase you never land a damn hit and they kill you after like the first 2 enemys you encounter on a map.

[@MrAatami]

I may be very anxious right now. It gnaws at me inside, "the" everything.

[@zombiiwar1327]

@@MrAatami exactly

[@user-ek6ep2jb7c]

@@zombiiwar1327 he just doesn't know what he's doing. For big weapons, you should mostly be dodging attacks, and occasionally land a hit. But this guy is fatrolling with vordt's shitty hammer, which isn't even a good pve weapon, while trying to trade hits with a boss who has much higher poise.

[@zombiiwar1327]

@@user-ek6ep2jb7c yes. Well same in bloodborne.

[@Kylamity1]

The entire dark souls play through by asmon can be summed up into a single phrase. "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and then"

[@bloodface24]

Even a dead clock is right twice a day.

[@sheepisfortheweak6164]

Even if it's a saying that actually sounds sad as hell, not gonna lie. Bring me the squirrel so I may feed it.

[@watcherknightsknight3684]

so summon a phantom for him?

[@LazyRui]

"I don't dodge attack, I wait for them to miss" Sigma Rule 101

[@danielarcand2624]

He really went through the whole game spamming r1 with a great hammer lol

[@hugo.hugo420]

15:14 “The fact that you don’t know what you’re doing wrong, it’s why you don’t deserve to kill this boss” Wise words from a true dark souls veteran!

[@Memoop-iz6vk]

Years and years of his chat and subs carrying him through multiplayer games hasn't helped the case either with games he can't get carried through

[@kal6118]

Asmongold: "Shut the fuck up."

[@somedude653]

The Retard he beat him on his own

[@bilalc4738]

True

[@tbagcity3517]

No one told him he was fat rolling?

[@Soup_VEVO]

This man really fought the Wyvern

[@drakeblau6364]

kinda based way to play ngl

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065]

I fought him at first, and I removed a third of his health bar, but i thought that he was too tanky especially at his legs and it's going to take forever to kill, and i read the note so I explored the arena and i found where to plunge attack him.

[@Unstable_constant]

I killed it this way on my 1st playthrough. With greatsword it's pretty easy to hit her belly constantly

[@TheDogWith]

@@Unstable_constant yea its not the hardest thing with greatsword, i did it that way too

[@thebroker2191]

@@drakeblau6364 so what are u saying?

[@jonathanbrooks2989]

“This is a pretty easy fight” Famous last words

[@batuhanyigit6168]

"i guess that's the problem, you can't just google skill" -mcconell

[@somedudewithakeyboard5388]

the fact that this man made it past Iudex Gundyr is astounding Edit: I want to see him fight Midir

[@CrimePayzBitches]

he fucking beat him don't ask me how

[@kiritoHoshi]

The 15 luck did that haha :D

[@kirkwhite8600]

Midir took me like 10 tries to beat him, he's so dam tanky. The nameless king only took me about 5 or 6 tries. All without the aid of any summons.

[@omnuu]

@@kirkwhite8600 wow you're such a strong male.. congrats dude..

[@fabiotorralvo481]

@@kirkwhite8600 i took namless down on my second try because i died in the first phase but midir took me literal days

[@josemoreno9397]

HE KEEPS ATTACKING, HE DOESNT ROLL, AND HE DOESNT EVEN HEAL HIMSELF WTF WITH THIS GUY

[@s3bi399]

Still mistakes Dark Souls for WoW i guess.

[@Midsdead]

And he's fatrolling because he doesn't understand equipload mechanics, how did he get past oceiros???

[@the_jingo]

Useless Deud he probably use summons

[@user-ds2sy3sh2g]

He doesn't rolling because he's roll is fat rolling

[@William-Sunderland]

Also fatrolling, bad timing, just trying to tank everything.

[@anysn2268]

Love how he killed the Ancient Wyvern with only 2 neurons

[@Jhon-hy6xk]

Fat rolling guy: "There is an unavoidable damage"

[@colinyork8167]

“I don’t need to dodge I need to wait for the attacks to miss” lmao

[@szemmellaikus8992]

Legend gamer moment

[@stickman6788]

I cried when he said that

[@vvacancy959_]

I honestly cannot tell if it’s just for a laugh or did he actually mean that lmao

[@oncerain]

'It can't be fatrolling I've done the entire game that way' *DUDE.*

[@DuBariLow]

I know. I know.....

[@shabbii296]

I would like to attempt. Tips or weapons

[@jasontsai5289]

it's a lot easier to play without armor in ds3. Wearing nothing is still op

[@oncerain]

@@jasontsai5289 I know. Asmon is a chimp, that was my point lol

[@jprec5174]

JASON Tsai you get a debuff while naked. Theres an inherent damage reduction bonus you get for wearing anything in your armor slot even the masters attire. So no you dont want to play naked.

[@gordoncheung2119]

The ability to turn a one-shot boss into an actual boss is beyond me...

[@TrekoMundo]

whoever edited this is my hero. Something about watching asmon getting destroyed after he was being cocky is just the best

[@ultimatepronoob7320]

Pontiff you failed man You had one job ONE

[@lainelowe603]

how did he fucking get past the abyss watchers? pontiff? HOW IN GOD'S FUCKING NAME DID HE GET PAST THE DANCER?

[@PotatoMan518]

@@lainelowe603 vordts great hammer that's how

[@eddyb8400]

Lane Lowe yall just trash

[@eddyb8400]

wild potato no...

[@ultimatepronoob7320]

Straight Busta well he is the first boss though and this guy has like novice skill I guess

[@escapableentropy9576]

Your learning curve in in this game is the equivalent of pluto's orbit around the sun.

[@AnnNightNoxana]

Your name makes this comment somehow even funnier, lol ♥

[@escapableentropy9576]

@@AnnNightNoxana Lol, yeah but ASSmonogold doesn't die of Entropy, he dies with epic killshots from easily beatable NPC's because he doesn't grasp the concept of stamina management, avoiding fatrolling at all costs and his armor, weapon choices...Like who tries to kill Dragonslayer with the Boreal Mace and fatrolling?

[@AwesomeSaucearn]

@@escapableentropy9576 Challenge accepted!

[@janterri3539]

Lol

[@colossusslayer1234]

@@escapableentropy9576 to be fair, Vordt's hammer was actually doing solid damage to Dragonslayer.. its the fat rolling and bad stamina management and insistance on face tanking that killed him.

[@theunknown7441]

"How can i avoid it?" the dude rolling like a big chungus.

[@mothmanmk2547]

"The fact you don't know what you're doing wrong is why you don't deserve to beat this boss" Couldn't have said it better myself

[@boundblade1374]

“You can’t google skill” He speaks the tru tru

[@x_ALLMIND_x]

I was laughing so hard when he said that

[@MikeHunt-lz2hq]

No but you can Google to see why your build is bad then try to fix it . But even that won't help if your just bad

[@bebopgaming7254]

@@MikeHunt-lz2hq That was a brutal but honest statement! 🤣

[@theonionsystem7779]

@@MikeHunt-lz2hq or you can search about how to know how a boss enemy fights to learn how to dodge and face against them, to be fair with my problems mostly all neurological and mental wise it's more difficult for me to play any and all types of games especially with keyboard and mouse but I've done better so much more than this guy like seriously

[@xyero4399]

Cheat Engine begs to differ.

[@sasunouchiha1400]

Fat rolling and r1 spam.He's playing as the creators intended.

[@twocheezitz9182]

Actually true lmao

[@BurnedDruid11]

And there is me who is an r1 spammer but i try to get better and create combos

[@connerg3653]

HeadShotKiller Ita You still gotta know when you can r1 spam.

[@dseagolong]

Not only does he fat roll his way through these games, he also takes the opportunity to NOT heal every time he’s on death’s door. You couldn’t play more wrong if you tried.

[@planetcaravan2925]

He is no pussy

[@valentinakaramazova1007]

what pains me the most, is he not discovering the shortcut to Dragonslayer Armour from the dancer bonfire, and having to make the run each time

[@huntermackey7409]

I honestly love the fact that his chat even hates him so much that they don't tell him to plunge attack the ancient wyvern 😂

[@C0smicr3aper]

Well he said Dark Souls is easy which its not, in fact, it's the hardest game until you actually take the time to learn it and " git gud ". Bloodborne is harder. I liked how fighter pl made and example out of him in pvp just because he made the mistake of saying dark souls is easy.

[@paris-1911]

@@C0smicr3aper I hope you realize he probably doesn’t truly believe it’s “easy.” It’s his character for the streams, he’d be a moron and he’d _know_ he’d be a moron for genuinely believing dark souls isn’t a hard game. Hell, he’s admitted it before when reflecting on the Artorias fight in one of his DS1 streams. And, honestly, Dark Souls _can_ be pretty easy if you’re adept to dodging and reading enemy attacks. I say this as a fan of the series, it’s not as crazy difficult as some people exaggerate it to be.

[@obsidianoni8931]

@@paris-1911 thank you! It's just patterns honestly. Even pvp once you realize what weapon and timing. But asmon...is his own level personality wise

[@keatonburson2996]

@@C0smicr3aper all is easy compared to Sekiro

[@oniichandame48]

@@C0smicr3aper i really doubt its the "hardest game". Pvp wise, im not really familiar with it but i swear a punch of pvp games like overwatch or 2d fighting games take way more time and effort in learning. As for boss fights, the patterns arent really that hard to learn and react to. Hardest? Nah. I would even say "furi" is harder.

[@zade8586]

I have never seen someone chip Ancient Wyvern to death XD

[@crazy8slayer]

I was on my way to the plunge ledge and he just died, me and my friend think he must've somehow walked of the edge trying to get to me, sadly I didn't see it happen just his health drop to 0 and I won without touching him lol

[@tdhhellian7509]

Using Vordts hammer to boot 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@lordquaz7154]

I did it on new game plus once for the lols, it was the hardest boss in the main game for me.

[@opps.]

Straight Busta guess you've never heard of chaos bed lol

[@cammy649]

It's actually pretty easy with the Dragonslayer great axe if you keep hitting the butt

[@polskillz]

"Go down the elevator" *Literally goes down to elevator without using elevator*

[@Spectrum0122]

Everytime I lose to a Souls boss I watch asmongold play to reassure myself

[@elias-ks6rw]

Asmongodl: why is he hitting me? *BRUH*

[@the3diamonds472]

this has no replies and it still says asmongodl

[@landofmagic9767]

Him: it can't be fatrolling *Fatrolls and gets hit Him: I feel like there's too much unavoidable damage here

[@facemite]

Plus just bad timing on his attacks

[@GatoMichito]

All damage is avoidable

[@keriheatfan3]

Ill give him the benefit of the doubt when he says unavoidable damage. All damage is avoidable, but sometimes "wrong place, wrong time" can make an attack unavoidable.

[@MikeHunt-lz2hq]

Can't fatroll it bothers me so bad . Plus I always wear the ring that obscures rolling and the stamina regen up ring . My dodges are on point

[@connorgavin9392]

Landofmagic 97 I have fat roll I don’t like it but I’ve adapted to it

[@Murdock_]

"I feel like there is so much unavoidable damage here" ...stands in every single attack

[@idrissb9742]

“You cant just google skill” is such a good quote

[@boopdeedoops9166]

How tf did pontiff let him get this far??

[@water_mizu]

You don't have to fight pontiff to get to the nameless king.

[@water_mizu]

@@ojasagarwal4496 you kill the old lady who gives you the way of the blue covenant then fight dancer, then go kill ocierios get the way of the dragon pose, then go to archedon peak

[@darthmalak7539]

overleveled

[@Arcaryon]

Pontiff is weak against a good shield btw. It was my first DS and I was fat rolling till nameless. I was getting bored from dying so I changed the armor set and boom it hit me. I was soooo much faster. Like a revelation.

[@zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0]

@@Arcaryon FFS Pontiff is weak to gestures. Not just parries lol

[@RESIDENT44EVIL4]

@3:33 Enters the boss fight area says: "why is he hitting me?" you can't be serious

[@Damin212]

Well that boss ain't there for tickle fights my dude Lol

[@moshi-s7779]

These guy just keep acting dumb in every video the guy always act surprised when he sees a boss he already beaten in a video

[@back5594]

What? it’s just a dumb streamer joke, think he’s being serious?

[@namelessking9399]

Back559 what?

[@paco3771]

@@back5594 Oh shit, that joke got me good. Got me really good.

[@jayb7775]

Asmon: "Oh boy, another phase!" Friede: "hold my scythe"

[@mozata6838]

Watching him just play through the game so stubbornly and being unable/unwilling to learn, I hate him. Hearing his friend and chat berate him the whole way through and give equally bad advice, I have a lot of respect for him. The patience/stubbornness is unparalleled, both for better and worse

[@I_HATE_THE_TOS]

Wait I thought he was deliberately handicapping himself for the challenge. Was he just playing the game normally?

[@MPconTraje]

Dude is just a game, you can play whatever you want

[@MetaFractaled]

How could you hate someone for the way they play?

[@Blair1690]

@@MetaFractaledbecause he complains that he’s getting beat over and over again when all he had to do was stop using the same failing tactics again and again, seriously who would knowingly put themselves at a significantly big disadvantage and then complain about it?

[@MetaFractaled]

@@Blair1690 true true

[@wisdomax2891]

that's actually pretty damn impressive dude got through the whole game fat rolling?

[@cdawgmclovin]

that's what I'm saying. by no means is he good at the game, but bro actually fought the ancient wyvern without plunging, while fat rolling. unintentionally impressive lol

[@davidrajaruzicka5546]

Gotta give credit where it is deserved

[@michaelfokin5500]

@@cdawgmclovin How is he not good at the game if he beat wyvern no plunge fat roll?

[@renatorangel3201]

@@michaelfokin5500 because fatroll isnt really as unsusable as people say,, and wyvern doesnt really deal a ton of dmg + its extremely easy to read

[@xyoshi1083]

@@michaelfokin5500 because he keeps walking right into attacks from the nameless king

[@silberkralle3711]

Despite him playing as a total noob, I'm impressed by his patience

[@OutspokenSeeker]

There's nothing to be impressed about here, he's not learnt anything from his entire playthrough, and he keeps throwing himself at the boss expecting some magic miracle to somehow save his shitty tactics. He's the worst kind of dark souls player, because he doesn't improve himself, he just gloats that he's a god before immediately getting smacked down by the game for being stupid.

[@roberthornberger8398]

Joseph Jurado Ikr. When I first played dark souls 3 I couldn’t get past gundyr for the life of me. The second time I played it I picked sorcerer and did an entire run without npcs. I eventually just got good at the game and now I love every bit of it. On NG+5 atm.

[@jonathanesqueda3452]

@@roberthornberger8398 well its not hard magic/pyro is super easy

[@roberthornberger8398]

Jonathan Esqueda Yeah, even though they say knight is the easiest class Ithey clearly haven’t tried a magic build

[@jonathanesqueda3452]

Robert Hornberger yea but it’s fun just destroying bosses

[@bippiebedd9122]

The fact I didn’t see him I frame a single attack during the nameless king is impressive

[@gagebyers1057]

“It’s not the fat rolling” he says as he dies fat rolling for the millionth time

[@baronmeowenstein1893]

Watching him play this is physically painful. Not because he's not good but because he refuses to learn anything. Like how can you put as many hours into Souls as he has, and STILL be this greedy?

[@DarthWraithius]

He has an image to maintain

[@weeabooshunter4759]

Just shut up and enjoy the show, filthy weeaboo He does it for our entertainment, don't take everything he says seriously (he even said that)

[@XerxezsX]

It's painful that he refuses to learn, that's the worst chit ever.

[@SaintVakos]

@@weeabooshunter4759 how he is Weeb?

[@dmaxwell3334]

@@DarthWraithius Yes an image of being a fucking idiot

[@JohnSmith-vs1zf]

Did this dude really just say fatrolling is fine

[@jackdanila9893]

* Falls in the same attack various times * 12:25 15:00 * Doesn't look up to see when and where the hits will land * 13:40 * Doesn't time his rolls * 14:49 16:24 * Uses frost weapon to fight a boss resistant to frost * * Is fat rolling when trying to avoid a fast enemy * * Trades blows when low on health * 14:12 Man played a game that forces you to learn and chose to be an ignorant.

[@blaze5611]

It surprises me he was able to get this far

[@couchwilly5575]

Asmon is proof that a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while lol

[@bakedbagels3716]

4:59 “I didn’t get this far in my playthrough by thinking about it” He has a point

[@tylerbethell3759]

Thats the problem

[@hijutakai4726]

@@tylerbethell3759 no thats the strat

[@fluxbomb3376]

@@hijutakai4726 and that strat failed misreably and was a pain to watch

[@cesardechoudens5922]

I don’t dodge, I just wait for them to miss. Holy shit that got me lol

[@hakushism]

Same cuz dufuk this dude.

[@fogskiss3137]

LOL

[@awesomeFrost]

"I guess thats the problem, you cant google skill"

[@artorias6502]

To be fair, this boss is incredibly difficult. I must have died 25 times.

[@user-rp2xk5qi2p]

25 times isn't that bad tbh

[@DiegoArias-hh2rd]

After playing Sekiro and then Lies of P, this boss is a joke. I feel like with every soulslike game I finish I level up in real life, and then I go back to previous games and they feel super easy.

[@StaraviaXIII]

"Do I have to fight him of the dragon?" Big ass health bar: "DRAGONSLAYER ARMOUR"

[@DevilTheVampire]

I can't believe he actually killed ancient wyvern by completely ignoring the 1 shot mechanic

[@mthwr]

Lmao

[@ThePecivo]

i did kill both him and yhorm with frostbite mechanic, not knowing about wind sword for yhorm and plunging attack for wyvern. tbh this way is more fun.

[@nordic2068]

The absolute mad lad did it

[@rayzen921]

@@ThePecivo "more fun" ... yeah... some ppl love when it hurts

[@ThePecivo]

@@expOsiris tbh i didnt even know what "plunging" means but after 5 or 6 deaths i realized that his head takes more damage than rest of his body and somehow killed him, was very exciting. Still easier than midir (less deaths)

[@gogozepelli]

Watching him play makes me feel like a pro

[@karimb1724]

You can't Google skill 😂

[@TheAsazyn]

dude legit dies within the first 3 seconds and says "why is he hitting me?" "do i fight him or the dragon?" how did he even get this far???

[@bmaxime8771]

how ? over leveling, farming souls like a mad man so he was 20 levels above in each steps of the game and using weapon like the vordt hammer, the dude is brain dead xD

[@minitech5238]

@@bmaxime8771 what level was he for nameless king, i know it's not one of the easy bosses cuz it took me more tries than most other, like 5 or 6 tries, so i can't imagine how he actually beat him fat rolling with a slow af weapon like vordt's hammer

[@Hater900]

@@minitech5238 He was around lvl 74 which is pretty average for NK

[@minitech5238]

@@Hater900 wow, quite impressing that he did it with that level, i was around lvl 90 when i fought that boss

[@minitech5238]

@Greg's Holy Legs Well i beat it in 6 trys, so i'm not that sure, that was with a strenght build tho, and in my opinion strenght is op and makes everything too easy tho (i was using the greatsword) i've wanted to do dex builds with magic before but i can't even get pass abyss watchers, which i had beaten first try in my first playthrough with strenght

[@dennisbaijens9786]

When you finally learn you can't luck through the entire game while facetanking and fatrolling.

[@jprec5174]

Dennis Baijens it was frustrating watching his play-through. So many bosses’ ai seemed to derp out and he got away with easy kills. Pontiff for example.

[@dennisbaijens9786]

@@jprec5174 Yea I try to see the humor in this, but I did learn that Asmon is not good at video games, it's just WoW

[@uptowndunker6346]

@@dennisbaijens9786 either your a idiot or your trolling, wow is not easy. he practices his way through playing wow.

[@DingoNovember]

That fat roll OMG😂😂😂 and that “go down the elevator” hilarious😂😂😂

[@Polterguist]

Finally beat this boss yesterday and I was so happy.

[@squidpope9744]

*In the old dragonslayer fight” “Do I fight him or the dragon?” I’m sorry the w h a t?

[@I.astar.]

Dragonslayer armor*

[@narommalagonmorales2663]

Old dragon slayer... Lol

[@lebronjames635]

Old dragonslayer sounds way cooler then dragonslayer armor

[@narommalagonmorales2663]

@@lebronjames635 and what? That's not his name, and it's a name from other boss.

[@szemmellaikus8992]

Ornstein, Old dragonslayer and Dragonslayer armour are the same bosses or you never played the first 2 games?

[@luckydr2623]

I can see that the Nameless King face palming from his wyvern and say "God, this guy... Again."

[@dragon0405]

I've seen worse

[@TallDwarfFromErebor]

I love the fact that hardcore Soulsborne players hate the way he plays and the fact he’s beaten all of em by just being a meat head

[@guilhermecoelho6474]

I admire the fact that he played his way through the game, Dark Souls community is filled with people telling how you should play. Even if you doing bad, do it your way.

[@saeruji]

There are a lot of people like that, just because game has no tutorial, no tips, its like you're just thrown into a world without any help and you do what you want to do, without any devs help or explaining the mechanics.

[@DjurrenArt]

“Dark Souls is easy” - Asmongold getting owned by Fighter PL.

[@juniarso2406]

The best comment at this video

[@chaosmiwa]

Omg xD

[@mmorpgkitty]

A true man of culture

[@Adrian-vw9ls]

Wait he fought fighter pl.? or am I a dumbass and it’s a joke

[@DjurrenArt]

@@Adrian-vw9ls Oh he did, and it didn't end well.

[@dojolan]

Sees a boss "Why is he hitting me?"

[@criticalmoistrat6556]

asmon to a boss " why are you mad, why"

[@robertmunroe9635]

nameless is a dance, follow his lead, and enjoy the dance

[@elkashg2620]

Bro was fat rolling in Nameless King 😂

[@damiank5976]

How did he get past the abyss watchers like he's even fat rolling

[@robertwallen1582]

He managed to find a masive Strike damage strength weapon early in the game and swung the hammer until most things died. It actually works. At least until Lothric Castle where it stopped working. Strike damage really destoys a lot of pve in all 3 DS games.

[@somedude653]

He already beat everything

[@vittocrazi]

in this very video it was shown that the halved nameless king's life once... while fatrolling with a shield just for the fashion. not THAT bad

[@MikeHunt-lz2hq]

@@vittocrazi super bad. It's the opposite of optimal

[@shoppingfree5622]

Mike Hunt dang 4 hours ago. At least I ain’t the only one watching older videos.

[@bingomanbigman3062]

I’m astounded he managed to kill the ancient wyvern like that with his brain capacity

[@diz9606]

I'm astounded he managed to get past Vordt or Abyss Watchers with that build and mindset.

[@Cerise__]

@@diz9606 and Pontiff Sulyvahn. He isalmost impossible to beat without Parries. And somehow i maged to do it with a Black Blade Katana. The problem is that he doesnt know what he is doing and just wont give a shit about the weight. I focus my weight to be under 70. I only used Katanas in the game exept before the Shrine and in Yorm Boss fight

[@abovearth6740]

@@Cerise__ So I actually have footage of me beating the Pontiff without parry. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmLUcqCvpZyUhpI

[@Cerise__]

@@abovearth6740 ok but Dual Wielding a Katana without parry is different

[@enzoo3710]

@@Cerise__ lmao what? Pontiff is manageable, killed him on 1st try with Greatsword +10 with heavy inf, never tried shields in DS and DS3 being my second game in series, You just need to git gus instead of sayin shiet like this lmao

[@defconold]

Lmao his buddy on the mic is sooo funny

[@monsters_are_human]

Has anyone noticed that the nameless kings spear is the same spear you use to kill Rykard in Elden Ring?

[@willhodgson1485]

“I don’t know what I’m doing wrong” Fat rolls Spams attacks Yeah not sure what the problem is man

[@JoeyCentral]

I spam attacks and got through NG+ with flying colors. His issue is that he doesnt know how to avoid attacks and doesnt know when it is safe to spam attacks.

[@xanuary1987]

“Great I can’t move my character” *fat rolls*

[@Silverwolf7377]

Literally yesterday I killed after like 23 tries, and I can say once you learn the attacks from the wyvern is really easy to kill but the delay on the attacks of the nameless King makes him very hard to learn how to avoid them but I can say, doing it with a very heavy weight makes is almost impossible I did it with the undead legion armor and a long sword

[@xrphoenix7194]

Took out the Ancient Wyvern hand to hand. Absolute legend

[@incineakechi5197]

"I dont know how to avoid it" Well how about you start by not wearing so much armor that your rolls are more like you tripping over while in zero gravity

[@IAMTHEIC3MAN]

Dude. I thought I was bad but Jesus Christ. It’s like he’s never played a video game before

[@ashuranero5721]

Maybe he is dokng it on purpose to entertain us

[@AlbertoDSalas]

He never has. He has said it before. He had only played wow estensively and other games that dont really require that much thought put into them.

[@jontaii152]

He's just such a bad dark souls player. Doesn't learn at all from his mistakes... Eugh watching him fatroll through the game was so painful. He timed his dodges perfectly a lot of the time but still got hit because of it lmao

[@Dislike-kq9uq]

To be fair, I've seen worse players

[@ArooMeister]

That’s because he hasn’t, he’s a WoW player

[@pri7104]

imagine the look on his face when someone tells him he couldve insta killed the dragon

[@BabaBoba]

“i just feel like theres so many unavoidable damage here” 🥴

[@milesfort2193]

This physical hurts me, in so many ways I am slowly dying as I continue watching this...

[@noquad824]

I turned hollow watching this

[@kindahungry8505]

@@noquad824 in addition to that this also made my brain smooth.

[@MadkingLeviticus]

"I dont think I'm supposed to kill this guy. I think I'm supposed to run away." After chipping ancient wyvern to death lolwat

[@aiden6089]

Kinky Leviticus fax

[@colossusslayer1234]

honestly, I'm astounded he pulled that off. People only ever do that for like special challenge runs lmao

[@Spongeboobie]

Ahh. Archedragon Peak. Where men are molded.

[@Spongeboobie]

Read in the SpongeBob narrator voice

[@mentalmadness2192]

"You just can't google skill"😂😂

[@broomcheese]

Imagine having over 70% equipment load

[@JustShotsForMeh]

@ST MD 69.8% everytime, for the Fashionsouls of course!

[@tyrantwrld8099]

No thanks I don't like being reminded of my early days in dark souls

[@itsafan202]

I wonder what it's like to have real armor lol

[@alexpugh-harris3387]

I actually disliked this comment for how it made me feel

[@merikijiya13]

Im gonna throw up.

[@kaia-di4pq]

"i dont get how im supposed to avoid that" try mid rolling to begin with

[@nowaif9144]

I honestly wonder if he knows he this bad at the game for comedic purposes or just straight up autistic.

[@LTDLetsPlays]

i say the latter

[@JCGRIPS]

“This success is purely accidental” The whole damn game was accidental