Auditing Brum (Return of the YOung Man)

[@AuditingBritain]

vm.tiktok.com/ZScAsbus/ Young Man

[@easynow3478]

I’m pretty sure young man is a derogatory term the police shouldn’t be using it’s deemed inappropriate, like, love or darling

[@DaveCarterAL]

He uses "young man" in an attempt to assert authority like he is the OLDER WISER MAN. Next time he says it, reply "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY PRONOUN?" watch him shit his pants.

[@DJT7362]

A B where is this clip i can't find it.

[@coronasboringdothething54]

He remains me of the guy from the BBC thin blue line sitcom.

[@burnleytilidie1882]

His a glutton for punishment this officer 😂

[@johnpetermalcolm]

"Nearly all men can stand adversity; but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." Abraham Lincoln

[@alexanderbechsternald462]

Adversity is exactly what destroys unity. "Stand" is the keyword. The more adversity, the more diversity.

[@isaacramsay7889]

Very poignant comment, given the day this video was uploaded

[@littlecente1133]

Fancy going through life like that. You only get one chance at life. The poor bastard.

[@matthew3774]

Not of sound mind thats for sure. He comes across as a half paranoid half depressed socially awkward weirdo who overcompensates for it by bossing people around

[@paigeleigh2554]

Hahaha

[@jonnyhicks2076]

lmao

[@creekyknee]

You kind of do feel a bit sorry for him, imagine how bullied he was at School.

[@galaxylegendary6833]

“ Young man, there's no need to feel down I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town “ 😂😂😂

[@anthonywebb7570]

I bet when PC Young man was given the responsibility of checking everyone's legitimate reason to be out, he was overwhelmed with excitement. He probably rushed home to rell his boyfriend. Then he was pulling at the lead that his Sargent had him on, eventually letting him off in the town centre and saying, "go get em boy"!

[@tuftistump]

You just know that officer is like this 24/7. It must be so exhausting being his colleague or in fact a family member😭😭😭

[@boomshanka27]

@Mike Donger husband beater..

[@drpepper9438]

Fact

[@harleyguy7]

I reckon his own family hate him

[@casuallad735]

He is the definition of a jobsworth. Defiantly talks to his boss like yes sarge. Right away sarge. Anything for you sarge

[@naztubes]

@@casuallad735 Polish your truntion Sarge?

[@iceblueni]

He wasn't happy making a tool of himself last time, he needed to do it again.

[@groot6830]

Practice makes perfect

[@uk5g262]

Asif he said “hello young man” to a 70 odd year old bloke🤣 egos bigger than his career

[@33LB]

i lost my shit at 5:24. i was waiting patiently for either AB or the police officer to say "young man," no one says it, then suddenly the police officer says "young man" when approached by a completely random old age pensioner on the street who appeared out of nowhere. this is truly the greatest channel on youtube.

[@Borninafire]

Saying “young man” is an attempt to elevate himself above the people that he is interacting with.

[@sherriff999]

Defo, Just like when they say come here sunshine, doesn't work for long

[@simonj48]

Stop trying to psychoanalyse everything. He's not trying to do anything, he's just a bobby with a job to do... who also happens to have got YMCA stuck in his head.

[@groot6830]

Now that's low, very low... 😜

[@YorkshireTripper.]

Love how he pretends not to know you or remember you then less than a minute later he's quoting how you zoomed in on his collar number

[@kentcyclist]

Perhaps he’s too busy to remember? Ha ha ha

[@solcutta-zt9uw]

Most are complete dicks like this.. Its almost as tho they feel isolated from the public, that they are somehow elite intelligence over the dregs of society.. Straight outta 1984.

[@strictlyyoutube6881]

That type of disingenuous nature will run through his tenure at the police. We mustn't forget he detained a member of the public to Google a reason to detain that member of the public.

[@rogerborg]

Then has the absolute brass neck to accuse _AB_ of lying. You get the respect that you earn.

[@camrs125]

They can’t help lying…it’s what they do

[@groot6830]

Because he couldn't get you he then took his frustrations out on an old man. This is the UK now

[@rmzxr4194]

Young man, man would have made a great character on The Fast Show.

[@andrewpredeth7368]

The fast show .. was very funny that show ..

[@sticky170]

Calling everybody young man probably make him feel like a big man.

[@famed6100]

It gives him testosterone

[@Devilsharck]

Nah, he's just a moron.

[@sexymuthafunka8240]

Another one that needs to be reminded to leave his ego in his locker before he goes out to start his shift. Absolute disgrace to his uniform :(

[@theloniuspunk383]

he should be taken out of the gene pool simple as

[@nathantoddy13456]

He get no where talking to me like that

[@daniel1970ification]

Leave ego under pillow.

[@markdunkling1604]

rather a weak little piggy ego hence the obnoxious attitude .

[@sexymuthafunka8240]

@@oddhominem We are allowed to film in public. If' you are provoked by people being people then you have no business serving the public as a police officer.

[@naderamin]

Well done for showing the Tony Hancock memorial, I'm a big fan, he was so funny

[@petewilliams6404]

She get's blustered very quickly, got young men on her mind. Definitely a trace of PMT going on.

[@johnbowkett5920]

"No need to lie to me" .... he hates competition . ☺

[@kieronsimpson777]

🤣

[@emmajane8269]

Haha

[@wealdstoneraider1659]

Young man, I’ve seen you walking around I said young man get yourself out of my town I said young man 'cause we’re in a full lockdown There's no need to be unhappy

[@BABYWOLF--1966]

Well done mate😅😅

[@tonyska]

Nice one fella...😂

[@jamessharpleymyru3886]

I thought I recognized that beard through a hole in the cubical wall.

[@steebbo9460]

Yes man

[@johncraig4180]

Brilliant 🤣

[@gabrielplattes6253]

Beautiful building - for me, watching your vids is as much as watching the Tour de France, as much about the scenery as the race!

[@Ken_Dalton]

Hahahaha i remember this "young man" 😂😂😂😂brilliant that u ran into him again! 👌 Happy new year to u and your family A.B.✌️

[@MrJaffa333]

“Where’s home” It’s where I live.

[@simonj48]

"and...where do you live?" Down the road from shops by my house.

[@matrixredpill696]

My home is earth. I live inside my body. Now what? :D

[@Tweeterandthemonkeyman]

Its where the heart is

[@MeColinYouWho]

That Norman with no Wisdom is a sad little man and the public have to deal with his Hitlerian attitude every day he's on duty, we should not have to put up with this, the people have enough on their plate without this.

[@gingerjessy]

If he didn't have that uniform to protect him he'd probably have no teeth left now.

[@lordtobe2774]

@@ozzie2612 not as quick as you tho....you were boring before you were born.

[@lordtobe2774]

@@ozzie2612 ooooh handbag

[@johnmeehan9189]

Spot on sir - they are scrapping the barrel when they recruit "Young Men " like this who refer to law abiding citizena as mate - Pathetic and worst that we are funding his wages

[@DJMattHolliday]

Absolutely love those photos you took. Stunning edits! 📷

[@psychonaut689]

I would have carried on pretending I didn't remember. These videos are hilarious.

[@helicoptersrkool]

Poor sod's ears are sticking out further than the rim of his helmet.

[@paulp1008]

new ear pod mini satelite dishes...he can pick up morons from outer space on them...

[@hihihihihihi3461]

lets see what you look like, so thousands of randomers can make fun of the oddities in your appearance, go on

[@Horror792011]

Hahaha,shut up hihihi hihihi you tip rat!

[@noonoo6075]

“Wing nut”

[@vladimiraromanov5505]

prince charles in disguise

[@brettkeepin808]

Poor bloke just doesn’t know how to react when being politely spoken to😔

[@honestjohn1129]

I love the YO. I wondered how long you’d keep it going. Love your vids AB.

[@shockthejock8505]

Just refreshed my memory, well worth the rerun. Now back to the future - 19 May 22. AB, keep up the good work.

[@michaelheath3919]

When I'm in Birmingham again I'll look out for that condescending pratt of a copper. His attitude stinks. I'm amazed somebody hasn't taken him out and placed him intensive care.

[@TheBILLANDERSON]

no forget your camera , even if it pretending camera , toy . plastic , !!

[@boomshanka27]

@@matthew3774 his husband does, after being put in intensive care of course after a night on the stella.

[@matthew3774]

@@Tt_seriesindia i will be the last person he ever calls “young man”

[@michaelheath3919]

@@oddhominem not a problem pal I'll meet you anytime. don't need a computer to hide behind.

[@moodyguymick]

It's just a matter of time !

[@ricperry8743]

Ha, ha, haaa... some people are condemned to double-down on their mistakes - they never learn.

[@johncooper3392]

sign of an idiot

[@rickrick2158]

so true !!

[@patrixmatrix7163]

@@johncooper3392 more so still a child trapped in a mans body to say the least..

[@richardtheeighth4431]

@@johncooper3392 Agree, "signs of an idiot" experiencing severe donut withdrawal.

[@caimremane6459]

Beautifully said!!

[@bedpansniper]

You just know he was always picked last for playground footy! 😆

[@se2nelayton607]

Your videos always have me laughing. I love u ab 😂😂❤️❤️

[@beardofdoomnola9056]

Young man there's no need to feel down YMCA love the vids AB

[@LetMeTellUSomething...]

Lol I was just about write this aha

[@beardofdoomnola9056]

@@LetMeTellUSomething... it was the first thing that came into my head when I read the title 😇😀😂

[@kjhi98]

PC M Owen is not representing Birmingham constabulary very well with his disrespectful attitude towards the public.He needs urgent additional training.His attitude is exactly why a lot of people dislike the police these days unfortunately

[@samoyedpuppy]

Well done for showing the Tony Hancock memorial, I'm a big fan, he was so funny 🤣

[@truckingscouser]

When AB asked 'Who's this' i was like 'AB, It's Winston Churchill' :-D

[@oldseadogcb3130]

Happy new Year to you AB and yours and love your audits! That dwarf cop you can see he used to be a "ginger" plus he has a height issue, so, he has ALWAYS been a little Ignorant, Arrogant, Obstropolous power crazed oompa loompa and probably a long long time ago got fired as a doorman at Charlies Chocolate Factory!!!

[@shadanandadasa2278]

And they say lightening never strikes twice🤣 "Young Man"...Off you go!!!

[@edwardgambrell4009]

He’s such a wanker😂wish I had your patience I would have got so mad!

[@jmalloy2202]

Why get mad at a copper when AB shouldn’t even be travelling the country while in a lockdown?

[@ssinclair7018]

@@jmalloy2202 grow up you fool

[@edwardgambrell4009]

@@jmalloy2202 look up our human rights. 1 of them if freedom of travel you nonce. And the last human right is no man or government has the right to take any away. Stop complying with this shit.

[@jmalloy2202]

@@ssinclair7018 it like do as you please, I would of loved to been there, I would of done more than talk to him, he his just a knob head thinking he knows the law and knows public rights, when I’ve already proved to the idiot the difference between public land and private land and can’t focus on individuals in a public street to film without their consent,, his aim to to provoke the police! but dam shame the copper didn’t have the balls to arrest him, since he had no business being in Birmingham, essential travel only to walk around a town videoing isn’t essential, what he does is a hobby, plain and simple, I’m just surprised he hasn’t had his teeth smashed down his throat yet😂

[@jmalloy2202]

@@ssinclair7018 and from your attitude, you must also be a covid idiot, 😂

[@rj2128]

Hilarious! This cop should be in a comedy series!

[@garyconstant4234]

Happy new year AB keep them videos coming 👍

[@MrLongshot26]

That guy never realised how iconic is yo! would become

[@raysmentalminiresto7325]

Don't worry AB you can't fix stupid loving your content happy new year "young man" stay safe

[@drcurioustube]

I believe I will experience withdrawal symptoms when I am done binge watching old episodes 🤪

[@johngreen6191]

He is even better in Justice for Dads vids. Very funny man, he should be on stage.

[@AuditingBritain]

I may just ditch YO I started to like YOUNG MAN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gregcoston344]

Haha young man is much more appropriate 😂

[@AuditingBritain]

How about YOung Man

[@vJdn]

😂😂

[@vinniebullterrier6456]

Yo young man.

[@gooders8855]

I address people as young man and intend only politeness. Can’t understand why anyone would see it any other way, unless looking for a reason to be confrontational.

[@mrstanhope1516]

“Oh young man” reminds me off the harry enfield comedy sketch with the two old ladies

[@livefreeordie7209]

Ooooh young maaan

[@georgedunn7348]

Yo! Comedy Gold - LMAO! We all love you AB. Like the artistic slant on this edit.

[@AuditingBritain]

Thank you 🙏

[@georgedunn7348]

@@AuditingBritain Your the absolute best - Thanks for what you do... and it's entertaining - very subtle social commentary.

[@Snacksaloon]

Happy New Year AB, you legend

[@doveronefoxtrot4417]

Welcome back AB ! He educated you ! Thats a laugh! 🤣

[@johnbowkett5920]

I've been in that building a few times (many years ago) And then went on to work on the new Courts in a later life . Happy New Year A.B. ☺

[@AuditingBritain]

Happy new year

[@wirelad1]

Yo! AB and Happy New Year and all that to you young man :-)

[@saidlasfirare1846]

Another great video! 10/10 Is this guy for real? "Of you go?" Do they never learn?

[@jjones7535]

I was going to put please can we have the “yooo” back 😂

[@frankieb6097]

Another Awesome Vid AB , Thoroughly enjoyed it my friend, keep grinding brother you'll be huge one day , I can just tell. Stay Safe 💯✌

[@danielgould6288]

AB, the next time the local constabulary asks your name you should say it has recently been changed to Young Man! And with that, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too, Young Man. 🙂

[@micktaylor9332]

When he said "people are dying" 🤣😂🤣

[@SpectatingBystander]

Can we get his details this guy needs naming & shaming!

[@sarahf325]

I totally agree - I am from Brum and he is an embarrassment - I think his superiors need to know how he is conducting himself around the city and the disgraceful way in which he is communicating with us the public, who are paying his wages He needs educating and retraining ASAP.

[@OutJoke]

Lmao love these

[@jordanpeters3746]

I was out on my mobility scooter (on the pavement) at a quarter to midnight ... dressed for the cold (the temperature was below freezing) when a police car pulled up. I was asked where I was going. My explanation that I was returning home from a visit to the Supermarket caused one of the officers to ask where my shopping was. I hopped off and opened the bag on the back of the scooter ... where the shopping was. The officer noted that I didn't seem disabled ... and he asked me if it was my scooter. I explained that I'd bought the scooter some months earlier when I was less mobile than I am now. He then asked me why I was out shopping so late ... I explained that at that time of night very few customers were in the Supermarket. He asked me my name ... at which point I said I wasn't obliged to tell him. His manner had been like ... "talking to an old man" (I'm in my late 70s). Before he could respond I thanked him for his concern, moved my scooter a couple of feet and said: "I'm going home now. Is that OK?" He didn't reply ...so I drove off. A couple of hundred yards further on the police car reappeared. Without getting out the officer asked me where I lived ... I told him the name of the road, grinned, and said: "You can follow me if you want." Then drove off again. They did. I got a "police escort" home. It's nice to know that the cops are so concerned about the well-being of people like myself ... or maybe they were responding to the fact that I have long hair and a large beard?

[@asensibleyoungman2978]

They've always got to be right and they've always got the have the last word. The fact that they're utterly clueless doesn't enter their thought process.

[@robinressel9682]

Nice video, as always. Can you do the Italian or French accent again? That would be great.

[@MrFreebrowsing]

Great timing i was just checking for new content :D Hope you're having a great day AB

[@apocolex93]

I love how you let the Young Man bit just sit and sink in 🤣

[@bmeghani88]

This young man is very funny. How can you speak to him without laughing?

[@Qwerty1235945]

Happy New Year AB. Thanks for your posts. I look forward to more. Stay safe buddy.

[@AuditingBritain]

Happy New year

[@jasbarsoph]

@@AuditingBritain What a bad mannered man he is, Seemed like he was having a bad day.

[@leewallace3455]

The return of Reg Hollis

[@gdr38515]

Being called 'young man' by people 20 years younger than me has always ground my gears. I'm 60 now but look late 40's (or so I'm told - I sure as hell don't feel it). I've had it all my life. When I went to Uni back in 1980, security kept trying to eject me from campus as I looked about 14.

[@MostlyLoveOfMusic]

I'd rather look young than old. All of my family look 10-20 years younger than they are too, it has its benefits

[@davidholburn8698]

The last time he approached you and got burned. This time you approach him and he couldn't get away fast enough. I can only assume he'd read the comments that were left,and got a reality check!

[@lnrmedia208]

Calls you "mate" too. Can this guy get anymore disrespectful and unprofessional? You call your employer "Sir" (or "Madam").

[@CapeBretonCopWatch]

if im free to go im free to stay

[@michaeldunn8507]

love your channel,keep up the good work.

[@custardcomandos7742]

🤣🤣🤣starting all over again 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 respect from Glasgow 👏🏼👏🏼🤣

[@patriciadonovan9778]

Thank you for showing the Tony Hancock memorial stone. He was a great favourite and I still watch his stuff on CDs. That officer has a paranoia disorder and was actively afraid of you.

[@raypowell6783]

"Young Man" Yo thanks for the still shots have great year.📹📹📷📷

[@AuditingBritain]

I love street photography

[@martingibson9957]

Happy New Year to you keep up the good work

[@gooner72]

No way!!! What are the chances of bumping into the old "young man" dopey copper again....?🤣 Great work again AB, you're a star mate!! Let's hope that you can keep educating these lovely morons in positions of authority for yet another year!!🇬🇧🇬🇧✌✌

[@KevinTalbotTV]

yo!

[@odyssey-_-23]

@@lauralishes1 lol

[@nscore1169]

Eyoo

[@jonnybravo160]

Mr RC car man

[@AuditingBritain]

Yo , I love your Channel Kevin thanks for dropping by

[@pissywilly]

@@AuditingBritain tumble wumble!

[@WildKingSlots]

Aww A B u seemed genuinely happy to see him, I would have been to but he just shut u down. Not such a nice guy. Keep up the great work A B, stay safe brother 👍❤️🐓

[@TheVillaMan92]

AB, Believe it or not I actually bumped into very specific cop in town roughly a week ago and they actually brought up the video that you made of him don’t you just shown us and I stood up for you he says that you’ve been daft but I said no you are well and your race to devise you wished and that you was stating facts and also in the previous video that you made with that officer in the background you can actually see my daughters mother roughly halfway through the video, Cream jacket black leggins. But I absolutely love your videos I watch them all the time and I’m glad to be a subscriber of yours.. Keep up the incredible work AB, and stay humble.. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@lanamortenson8694]

How about a few full stops in amongst that rant? What a nightmare of a rambling mess that is to read. No wonder AB didn't reply.

[@bogdanditu11]

ha ha ha, he didn t change! I actually thought he would, and by the slight disappointment in your voice AB, I reckon you too thought he d behave better :)) awesome video man!

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@applecorp]

This young man phrase, I think it's a gay thing.

[@groot6830]

It's said in the hope of meeting someone much younger...

[@afreeman1980]

He learnt nothing from the last encounter.

[@dantheman2335]

For some reason NORMAN WISDOM with a beard comes to mind in the film ..On The Beat. Great vid A.B.

[@DUKWEBTECH]

AB you mentioned this guy mr young man got his balls attacked and the video is on West Midlands Facebook page if you have the link please share. Too many videos on that page. I watch hours of your content most nights, very relaxing in a strange but magical way. Love the work 🙏🏽

[@scousemouse9715]

The Copper is not human, totally cold , aloof and mechanical.

[@Jimbo_Jumbo]

I think he's a bit thick

[@stevienugnugent9986]

Not young man again hahahahaha! I know it well there lovely piece of architecture. I was born a few miles from there. Happy times. You can work or travel to do charity work young man? I'm 64 could I be a young man young man? I'm tickled.

[@wobbers99]

i think this encounter was a battle of Charisma. PS brilliant editing.

[@adamrafferty7081]

"Educated you!" 🤣 he knows nine tenths of fcuk all! Keep going A.B 🤜🤛

[@markwilliams4274]

Should have educated the fool on how to wear his mask correctly.

[@LibraLou89]

Educating him would require telling him that he doesn't need that mask at all and neither does anyone else!

[@markwilliams4274]

@@LibraLou89 yep!!!! the world is flat, man did not land on the moon and 911 was an inside job😳.

[@lizardking1096]

Young man there's no need to feel down I said young man pick yourself off the ground I said young man 'cause your in a new town There's no need to be unhappy

[@onwardstotruth5810]

Happy New Year AB .... 🙏🏽 and all the subscribers even the Po Po reading these comments 🇬🇧🧐 Ps can we STOP saying ‘Officers’ and call them ‘Constable(s)’.

[@johnscott4693]

The INSTANT he remembered you’d embarrassed him online ... defensive, rude, ageist, and of course ... questioned you about CV19. So transparent, so childish, so Plod, so “today’s police” . He should be a PCSO, or a Traffic Officer.

[@dominicgeorge9567]

Or shot

[@artisticlicence8132]

Interesting that when he said "The whole of the country: England, Scotland, and Wales... " he omitted Northern Ireland. You missed the opportunity to educated the poor man. You know, I think it should be the civic duty of every UK citizen to know their oath by heart, if nothing more than to catch them out. Oooooh! Here's the lyrics for the next Christmas Single - "“I do solemnly and sincerely declare and affirm that I will well and truly serve the Queen in the office of constable, with fairness, integrity, diligence and impartiality, upholding fundamental human rights and according equal respect to all people; and that I will, to the best of my power, cause the peace to be kept and preserved and prevent all offences against people and property; and that while I continue to hold the said office I will to the best of my skill and knowledge discharge all the duties thereof faithfully according to law.” No point in asking them if they know if we can't recite it to them as they abuse it...

[@fredfordham2611]

That Copper gives a New Meaning to the Word "Ass Hole".... Does he know he is Taking Valuable Space Up On This Planet.....if not someone needs to" Inform Him"....

[@Scouse_Wayne]

Policeman: It's a lock down, people are dying Also Policeman: *Not covering his mouth when speaking to people* The particles from a cough can travel as far as 16 feet and particles from a sneeze can travel as far as 26 feet.

[@dubsydubs5234]

Happy new year to you AB 😀

[@chrisrebar2381]

Have you twigged yet why pubs are closed - time to wake up people!

[@chrisrebar2381]

@@ozzie2612 People congregate and TALK in pubs - just like churches and both have been closed - you didnt think it was about catching so-called "covid19" did you :-)

[@chrisrebar2381]

@@ozzie2612 Stone the crows man, what the hell is the matter with you - do you not understand yet that this whole covid19 thing is a SCAM ..... seriously, are you representative of what your friends and family think about this - seriously worrying. PLEASE take just 5 minutes out to do a little research - and for goodness sake TURN OFF THE TV

[@chrisrebar2381]

@@ozzie2612 Okay. Lets start with this 11 min video by Dr Vernon Colman made back in May I think, When you have watched that give me a shout and we can move on to the PCR test and why it is a flawed test

[@chrisrebar2381]

@@ozzie2612 So, in the space of an hour, you have researched and came to that conclusion! Clearly you are very clever and clearly I am wasting my time - how very sad

[@chrisrebar2381]

@@ozzie2612 Look my friend, I really dont know what you are on, lets just leave it there - Bye then

[@jackierussell1882]

Happy New Year AB..........wow, that guy must have a really sad life

[@AuditingBritain]

Happy New Year

[@williamjames6714]

Happy new year AB!