The Creepiest Woman on TikTok

[@lmTrashT-T]

"So naturally, I just murdered his whole family, so he only has me to rely on." "Im so quirky"

[@charleshartley9597]

Okay, I laughed at this, but I'm not sure it was because it was actually funny or I was just uncomfortable… Either way, tip of the hat to you internet person!

[@lmTrashT-T]

@@charleshartley9597 lmaoo

[@mathiaswilhelm1902]

@@lmTrashT-Tme too

[@Ayykat15]

The video I was waiting on tbh 😅😅

[@jennycoyle8204]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lixryn]

I hate how she keeps saying "so naturally..." Like, no. Stalking someone and then entering their home without permission is not "natural".

[@garycloud647]

Yessss

[@alanhart4627]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bobthecoolsandwich]

so naturally i just camped outside their window with a pair of binoculars

[@plswait23]

​@bobthecoolsandwich So naturally I came into your house and took the blanket you use every night. 🙅(your was their but I find your house funnier than their house I'm makeing a joke)

[@DoroNijimaru]

it's like my joke where i casually add "-as one does" after anybody describes doing something unusual.

[@zehfox2719]

“So naturally I strung him up by his ankles to start bleeding him out and after that I made a meat suit out of his skin to start living my new life as him”

[@McFremi_GachaLunaArt]

Holy frick 😭😭😭😭

[@doomhead2332]

😂

[@doublexjamy2]

Naturally, of course

[@MetAlcboy]

Ennard from Fnaf sl was like:

[@bootscooty]

Trying to eat, thanks a LOT

[@PresidentHotdog]

"So naturally I was perched on the roof of a nearby apartment building under a tarp, watching him walk his dog through my sniper scope."

[@NicholasGuccione]

🤣

[@pundoorasbox7485]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@pundoorasbox7485]

Are you military too?😊

[@registeredjopper]

sorry this is unrionically so funny

[@candaceralls]

😂

[@mrdavisdance]

My ex girlfriend stalked me on and off for 8 years before I could stop it. People joke about how lucky I am but it's honestly a terrifying experience. When a human has an obsessive fixation on you, it's scary. Doesn't matter how much bigger I am than her

[@AYFKMRN]

Okay who tf joked with you about ‘being lucky’? If they’re friends, you need better friends. If they’re coworkers, find a new desk area and steer clear. If they’re family, they need a kick in the ass for being so nonchalant about stalking.

[@TheHeroWTF]

​@YourMomLivesHere Sadly that's just how society is. Girl stalking guy? Guy is a lucky SoB and other guys should wish they were lucky enough to have a woman stalk them. Guy stalks a girl? Police called immediately and everyone is saying how disgusting stalking is. Please note that I do not agree with stalking at all. It's disturbing no matter the gender of the stalker/victim.

[@johanea]

@@TheHeroWTFHm, but if a man who identifies as a lesbian woman stalk another real woman, how will the reaction be?

[@mightymeatymech]

@@johanea trans people just living rent free in your head, huh?

[@johanea]

@@mightymeatymech Lol, you made a poor attempt to be witty and snappy. Better luck next time Princess :o)

[@eddwiggins4383]

That is 100% unacceptable behavior. This lady doesn't need a date. She needs professional help.

[@bung1029]

I can help her.

[@icewingdragon3297]

​@@bung1029down bad

[@davidhwang9887]

Simp​@@bung1029

[@MissEddieBlueKawaiiKrafts]

& why is she straightening already straight hair?? I don’t even think that straightener is turned on 😐🤦🏼‍♀️

[@A-RedHerring]

She needs a jail cell.

[@echocloud1339]

100% BAIT she's trying so hard to be quirky and get people to call her crazy. You can tell, she's gonna be like 'me? crazy what nooo hahaha ok FINEEE i'll take it as a compliment. hehe....'

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August's farts.

[@lenaaaaaaaa78]

fr

[@cummaster7542]

Well, no, not exactly. It's the type of situation like: "The chances of the crab holding a knife killing you are pretty low, but are never 0%". We'll never know that ourselves if this is true or not.

[@MelbourneArchviz]

she wants men to call her out so she can spew her feminist bullshit back. this is a woman who spends her time online berating men, nobody responds to her so she made up these stories. she is so sick she is looking for reasons to argue with men to show them their place.

[@Imnotnaomi]

There's a chance that this is actually just bait but like there are genuinely some people who do stalk and think that nothing is wrong with it so I wouldn't be surprised if she was one of those people ..

[@Thatgirl1976]

She’s definitely trolling. That’s also why she keeps saying “so naturally” because she knows it’s crazy.

[@TowelsKingdom]

I need to believe that not to go as crazy as her

[@silverplays5128]

Right. Despite it being super obvious, it flat out says on her social media pages it's all a joke... this is her exact type of content. Personally I think she's hilarious.

[@Ownthe.art89]

@@silverplays5128 imagine any dude doing this and then going "just kidding"

[@EricFarwell-gh9pw]

This reminds me of early National Lampoon articles of the '70s that weren't designed for laughter, but to keep the audience in satirical suspense, satirical dread.

[@eriny0202]

Also in the second story she magically lost her dog? She went to the coffee shop with her dog, but then when she was in his house, she never brought her dog? Where was the dog

[@tommythecat4961]

When I was 25 a girl (a child) of FOURTEEN developed an unhealthy obsession with te, I used to work in a museum and she bought a ticket EVERY DAY FOR A SUMMER just so she could be around me. I talked to her a million times, told her to forget it, she even started telling people I was her boyfriend (if you're an adult man you can imagine the horror), then one day she just stopped, maybe she got a crush for someone else, whatever. Point is, being stalked is horrendous.

[@tommythecat4961]

@@moon-moth1 I did, and they made fun of me. "Oh, there's your girlfriend buddy!" and stuff like that. Possibly because I'm a man, if the roles had been reversed it would have been a very different situation. But she wasn't dangerous or anything, just suuuuuper annoying.

[@ab-gail]

@@tommythecat4961 Probably also because she’s 14. Probably didn’t see her as a real threat since she wasn’t a _physical_ threat.

[@jadedjaws4952]

​@@tommythecat4961 Id consider her behavior as dangerous. The things stalkers know, when you know NOTHING about them, leaves you so vulnerable, so paranoid. They could do whatever whenever and it doesn't matter because cops can't do a fucking thing UNTIL they do something, the thing you DONT want. Get a restraining order? Okay piss off an entitled kid with an infatuation for an adult, especially a girl for an adult male, and all they have to do in a hormone fueled rage upon rejection is mouth the "r-word", and that's it. Your life is over. If you have a spouse or kids, theirs is over too. Stalkers aren't funny and should never be made into a joke when you're expressing a legitimate concern. I'm sorry that happened to you. Glad it didnt escalate.

[@Duluvra]

All she had to do in the first place is to say "Hi" at the checkout. That's how normal people start conversation and meet new people. Simple "Hi", not stalking, faking joining book club, spying on google maps and other creepy things.

[@lilosnow1759]

But then it wouldn’t make for interesting tik tok material, one has to wonder if this is real or she collaborated with the mother and son characters, if they even exist.

[@NicholasGuccione]

I really don't believe this has been fabricated. I think it's most likely true (save a few embellishments) but NVM that. Wait 'till A.I. really comes out., then you'll never know for sure what's real. EX: Bladerunner. @@lilosnow1759

[@Vesperrv]

I was stalked for 8 years and this is terrifying, not cute . This obsessive behavior leads to dangerous outcomes. She needs therapy not tiktok.

[@silvergirl7810]

Can you imagine what she’d be like if they got together and then broke up?!😲😵‍💫😳🫣

[@Breezy-ey3rm]

👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

[@mikeandevaelizabeth]

@Miss.Florida.Winner As an attorney, you’re absolutely correct. File an IFP at the clerk of court, free, takes about 15 minutes. The respondent will be served a copy of the paperwork. A court date will be set in your county. A judge will pre-read your statement, review attached evidence, and most likely grant an IFP for a year. If the respondent doesn’t comply, a contempt of court will be issued and the other party will receive a warrant for arrest resulting in 30-90 days of jail. One can also hire a Lawfirm, free legal services online or seek a local abuse center for free resources and services.

[@SpicyTexan64]

Funny how all the female stalkers need "therapy" but all the male stalkers need to go to prison. 🤔

[@musicinthewildwood]

Ok so I totally relate. I had a phone stalker for the better part of 3 decades because somebody rich and powerful decided to focus his extreme grandiose narcissistic OCD problem on me. Not a thing I could do, until FINALLY technology outstripped his ability to find me because reliance on a landline was AT LONG BLEDDY LAST no longer a thing. No unlisted number was going to defeat his total obsession with stalking and harassing me everywhere I went for NEARLY 30 YEARS, folks. He's gonna end up paying soon enough, though, because of #metoo. People are finally going to hear about it as soon as my resources will allow. So yeah, justice is a very difficult thing to achieve in certain cases (once I even talked to the local police... about something happening from another country. Yeah. Good luck with THAT, right?) In short, I've been silent about it for long enough. So stalker stories have a particular resonance for me. Put them all in jail until they learn their lesson, please. 😑

[@EvilxSausage]

She speaks with a constant monotone that can mean either of two things. Either she's playing a part (badly) and your hopes are confirmed, August., or she's a psychopath, and your hopes are dashed.

[@PurooRoy]

I have watched enough sitcoms to know it will be later revealed that the guy's mom had two sons. The son she was talking about being single was the other one, and the one she's stalking is in a gay relationship with his roommate.

[@Bkid123321]

Don't give her any ideas 😂

[@karenwhinesmore9347]

😂😂😂

[@karinrandall855]

That's why the condom itself is missing, it's in the roommates trash bin !

[@americanmanhood]

Even if they're Gay, it's still just called "a relationship," not a "Gay relationship." Tyvm for your strait comment.

[@kachiyun8616]

@@americanmanhoodi believe the point is to say that he wouldn’t even be interested in her even if he wasn’t in a relationship. In other words that she had no chance with him to begin with.

[@AYFKMRN]

So she’s standing *IN FRONT OF A MIRROR* yet fails to recognize her age, her level of crazy, her level of thirst. This isn’t cute, it’s not some quirky character flaw, much stunning, so bravery. This is full-blown psychopathy masquerading as fanfic. Whether it’s real (doubtful but there’s real people actively doing this all the time) or some insane clout chasing, she’s way too old to be acting like this is ‘totes adorbs!’, this is predatory and gross.

[@ChristinaFerguson-o3f]

She's old? Lol yeah. If you're a pdfile

[@a-girl-and-her-cat]

I know an adult man exactly like this. He is fully a stalker, has had the police called on him. A 65 y/o man, harmless, but absolutely a creepy stalker that scares women until they call the police, then he finally quits and thinks THEY overreacted, he was just showing natural attraction. Hasn’t been arrested (yet), but just this past month fully stalked a neighbor of mine he met for a second at a restaurant with my mom. We warned our neighbor and gave her a list of all his cars.

[@a-girl-and-her-cat]

Okay, he doesn’t break into houses. Will sit in his car just outside though. Sets up run-ins or drive -bys. He paid for information on her entire family and as much information as he could get online. Creepy af

[@KatherineAcosta20]

If he’s a creepy stalker, he’s not harmless… being stalked takes a toll on one’s mental health

[@Therese2312]

Good idea to alert the police & neighbors. Sometimes these stalkers start escalating their behavior.

[@a-girl-and-her-cat]

@@KatherineAcosta20 okay, by “harmless,” I meant that his intentions aren’t to scare or hurt. But you’re right, it does take a toll mentally. My mom will tell him, straight out, he’s a stalker, but she doesn’t really have much of a backbone to push the issue too hard. As a matter of fact, he first stalked and was in love with her, but she kept him close bc she felt bad for him, lol. My mom & I are admittedly working through some things. Edit: This is unrelated, I know, but he is a fully functioning adult human. I suspect him to be on the Autism spectrum, but I know he’d never listen to me, because like I said he’s following typical societal standards. It’s the social part he really struggles with.

[@papilightskin]

​@@a-girl-and-her-cat no disrespect but it sounds like your kinda defending him, stalking *IS* scary and it most definitely does scare the victim. And you don't really know his intentions because stalkers are unpredictable and he could always change what he will do next

[@CrazyRabbit719]

Even if she’s just doing this for clout there are real women out there that do this shit and that’s the creepy part.

[@BringBackTheDuck]

#BringBackTheDuck It was an iconic part of this channels intro.

[@Sister_Felinity_Imaculata]

It takes almost no effort to find videos of cops dealing with teenagers who just won't take no for an answer when their romantic target isn't interested. How many new "tips & tricks" for stalking are those kind of people picking up from this woman's video? They don't need any help! And I completely agree it's creepy!

[@CrazyRabbit719]

@@BringBackTheDuck I’ve seen women that make it look like they’re doing it for satire they actually are doing it for real which is even creepier.

[@CrazyRabbit719]

@@Sister_Felinity_Imaculata Yeah you can find anything on the Internet for tips and tricks nowadays. Which is really sad and creepy. And that’s exactly what we need for the youth it’s just giving them instructions on how to break the law.

[@lazcoroner1483]

Where they at then? I’m always at the grocery store 😂

If TikTok never existed I think this world would be a better place.

[@CandyCane2004]

Not really, the world has been and probably always will be terrible, it's just that social media just shows it to everyone.

[@burnt-toast6]

this is the 4th time ive seen one of your comments today

[@Pupper626]

Didn't ask + You're spamming blud. 😭

[@IHateGenAlpha2008]

Bro is the god of EVERYWHERE

[@ZebraLuv]

You are so right.

[@pilotjoe4010]

The problem is that girls like this exist. I had a situation where I couldn’t have any social media or go anywhere off base. Security Forces had her on a list because she’d try to get onto the airfield to follow me. Nowhere was safe, I couldn’t go to church, couldn’t go to the grocery store. I couldn’t engage in my normal activities or community. It was hell.

[@SGabi205]

That sounds terrifying! What was she doing? What did she want? I had a guy at work that was insanely creepy and even followed me a few towns over. Yours sounds way worse.

[@YoBrand15]

Its definitely fake. But my question is why do people find it entertaining? Are they hoping it turns into a murder case or something? Its just odd that people actually enjoy it. Also, it just makes her look bad even if it is fake. The whole thing is odd.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August's farts.

[@feraltaco4783]

The more over the top one is, the more "entertaining". These people are truly mental.

[@FoulMouthFishing666]

Thats what always trips me out about all these influencers, its not the fact that theyre desperate clout chasers, its the fact that theres millions of people dumb enough to be fans.

[@tempesttossed6029]

You dont need fans when you hve rage bait. It's as good for engagement.

[@FoulMouthFishing666]

@@tempesttossed6029 true!

[@julia_biss]

It's so creepy how normalized stalking is on tik tok. There's a whole trend of people taking photos of their crush without them knowing and posting it. Some are taken at school (which is whatever ig) but people literally take photos of their crush through their window. Tik tok is horrible

[@BlueBanana.]

That’s partly why phones are banned at my school.

[@sylverscale]

It's not tiktok. It's the people.

[@suchbolo5742]

It’s normal because when women engage in creepy behavior people thinks it’s cute

[@borderlinebestie]

@@sylverscaleit’s both. One influenced the other and back again and over and over

[@abqmalenurse]

Even if it is entirely fictitious, if a man posted something like this, he would be vilified (for good reason) and most likely arrested. She needs to be arrested and held pending an investigation. If there's any truth to it, the guy needs to have a restraining order against her!

[@glennastover6414]

"...so NATURALLY, I (insert random stalker behavior here)..." No. There was NOTHING natural about anything in this story. Girl needs some help. Too desperate is a real thing!

[@CyanNStuff]

"so naturally, I slaughtered the entire litter"

[@TaijaT76]

No, she is beyond help. She chooses to be a creep.

[@jexotic1470]

No, she's not beyond help because she's just making this shit up for engagement.

[@DakumunDahBat]

@@CyanNStuffI like how ambiguous this is.

[@pecker1217]

​@@jexotic1470Then yes, she's beyond help.

[@NinjaMaxHaven13]

That's creepy. Also, if the mom character is real, then she would be just as creepy for giving a complete stranger her son's number without his consent.

[@meliss9536]

I feel half of people would do that

[@LoremLipsumz]

She gave the mom her number who then gave it to her son… 13:59 and then the guy texted her asking her out

[@PurpleGold.]

As if that even happened.

[@sail4170]

? No she gave her son the girls number but the rest of this if it’s real is still v creepy

[@thealivec4t]

Ive met women who do that though

[@izzpop781]

More worrying (whether this was real or not) is the amount of people who WON'T think she's insane! 🤦‍♀️

[@EarMuncher]

The fact that she says “NATURALLY I followed him to the check out counter” Naturally? Who NATURALLY follows someone they find cute?? And saying follow is putting it lightly, stalk, if you will.

[@michaelswain868]

Maybe to follow to say something like 'Excuse me but...' and just ask for the person's number. Asking someone out isn't horrible but to begin a several days quest and saga from looking at the dude's credit card is just too strange.

[@justarandomgirl129]

Frr also I like your muichiro pfp

[@EarMuncher]

@@justarandomgirl129 thank uuuuuu

[@BraydenFromWiiSportsOfficial]

There are some people, just some people, that shouldn't have a TikTok account. My point, don't document how you stalked someone unless you want the police on your ass.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August's farts.

[@BraydenFromWiiSportsOfficial]

@@p-__ Wtf 😭

[@ThePresidentialBafoons]

#Bringbacktheduck It was an iconic part of this channel's outro

[@BraydenFromWiiSportsOfficial]

@@ThePresidentialBafoons Oh right!

[@feraltaco4783]

Some people just shouldn't be allowed on the internet at all.

[@kittnly]

when u said ppl consume so much social media / the internet that they eventually gain the inability to apply nuance made me sub to u.. tht is something that rly drives me up the wall pft. youre so right.

[@Рыбадемоначернойводы]

I like how she says “So naturally,” but what she says next is nothing someone would think/do naturally

[@anikehazel77]

I’m kind of glad she posted stuff like this bc it’s a very kind reminder to be careful online bc people can do this to you

[@favoritemustard3542]

She's playing a part but yeah, there's ppl who *_live_* that part for sure. Still have zero respect for her attempted "public service".

[@Dr_Larken]

3:51 imagine if it was a guy doing everything she’s doing and posting it! None of this would work! There wouldn’t be videos on KZbin channels, analyzing it! There would be videos of people calling the guy a psycho, creep etc! The guy wouldn’t be quirky, the girl he’s talking about wouldn’t be like “Awe”!

[@rosemarythyme8595]

Ha…that was my first thought when I heard what she was saying! That’s what I put on my comment and now as I’m scrolling through I see yours and I hope I see more comments like this because to me she screams psychopathic. My sister was that kind of person and yeah, she was creepy. She was the stalking type. There are just as many sick women out there as men, but it doesn’t get viewed the same way by society, which is very scary.

[@OGFluffduck]

I think I’ve seen this woman before.. she is truly creepy. But yeah, imagine the genders are swapped and EVERYTHING changes..?

[@OnlySlightyRadioactive]

Or less good looking or older or trans.

[@fictitiousnightmares]

Yeah, something about her. I don't even have a TikTok account and I think I've seen her and her creepy ass personality somewhere else as well.

[@CyanNStuff]

if genders were swapped the police would be called, im not even joking

[@hearmeout1767]

It shouldn't change, it's just as creepy still!!!!

[@feelstora3]

Stalking is creepy regardless of gender and it can happen to men and women. It shouldn't be normalized at all :(.

[@aro_ash]

These type of people are the ones who make me feel paranoid.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August's farts.

[@GregJohnson1265]

​​@@p-__ Bot

[@sylvi.4]

THIS

[@johnnylego807]

11:02 I can’t believe she just did that……. Doubled down and invalidated men who are stalked!!! I’m speechless! How does that condone stalking? Victim blaming. This is DISGUSTING 🤢 what does “stalking” have too do with “sleeping arnd” fake or not. This ISNT OK.

[@sarahdoanpeace3623]

When she says “maybe he’ll think it’s fate” and looks at the camera her stare is creepy and scary and absolutely NOT normal.

[@suchbolo5742]

She looks like most modern women these days

[@a_potat]

Do you watch Charlotte Dobre?😂 Just a random question 😅

[@soul-heart]

Considering women went crazy over the Netflix series "You" I'm not surprised there is someone posting, what seems like a fantasy of stalking someone, on tiktok and people are eating it up. I found it strange that people enjoyed a series about someone being a stalker yet obviously it's a popular genre. People are truly deranged

[@ayoelang]

I'm 100% sure "You" is this woman's favorite show and she constantly binge-watch it if she thinks ANY of this is *natural*!!

[@kristyanrichtr8959]

I can understand people having fantasies, that's actually quite normal. The problem comes to making the fantasies come true without the consent of the other party, if it involves any.

[@taxpayerzombie]

If she works half as hard at maintaining a relationship as she does creating one, I'd be truly impressed.

[@OnSchoolyard]

You can tell she is lying by the sound of her voice and body language…so many “out of touch” people are trying to influence children…that’s what this is….

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August's farts.

[@drinas2783]

I knew it once she "seen him walking his dog on snapchat" and then got to his neighborhood & he was "just leaning to go walk his dog" Does dude have a job? Ik people can walk their dogs twice in a day. But it was just weird. Too coincidental of timing.

[@be.A.b]

She isn’t influencing any children. Rage bait is inherently made to hate on. If anything, it will make children understand why this behavior is cringe. I’m not saying it’s okay, just for the very fact that it could be real

[@jexotic1470]

Not everything is about children. People don't think about the snot goblins as much as you think they do. They don't give a fuck about your kids.

[@dampsocc]

Bro the Internet isn't made for children not everything is made to influence children

[@xygour1445]

The most unrealistic part of this is the fact that she walked into a townhouse in southern America and didn’t get shot. (I’m assuming southern America because the accent)

[@KaylieghHereford]

Ohh one hundred percent. She'd be dead before she hit the ground if she did that in the south, I'm sure.

[@anonymouse9833]

Right you can't even pull into a random stranger's driveway without someone pulling a heater on ya

[@Intifada1981]

My husband was dropped off at the wrong apartment and he entered he didn't realize it until he felt around(he's blind) and everything felt unfamiliar. This was in North Carolina and he said the same thing 😅 question was why did our key work for that other apartment 🤔

[@gbeagle417]

Yeah she sure as fuck didn't do that

[@newmarketdispatch4830]

Because there are only so many key combinations and many are exactly the same. Try your car key in the door of the same model car you may find you can open the lock ​@Intifada1981

[@mumblingelf]

One time when I worked in a corporate building, I was in the lobby eating my lunch and there was a guy sort of near me. Close enough that I could hear every word he said but not like right next to me. He was on the phone doing something bank related idk, but he proceeded to read out every bit of his credit card information including his full name, every number, date and security code. I was flabbergasted, and although I would never have stolen his information, I even tried to actively tune him out because I felt guilty just hearing it. Idk this lady reminded me of that story.

[@XCaptianXChaosX]

Being stalked is a horrific experience.

[@Silverback1969MoonLandingLies]

it's cute when a hot chick does it!😂😂

[@tinastanley4444]

Yes it is

[@Rachel-v5u1m]

It took me years to psychologically recover.

[@tinastanley4444]

@@Rachel-v5u1m same. Traumatized

[@borderlinebestie]

Please tell me how you got it to stop.

[@OnlyGodCanJudgeMe7777]

I've had multiple stalkers including an ex and a admirers. Its exhausting and invading. Me ex got a restriction order. This is sickening

[@johnnylego807]

I agree, I have had woman stalkers. As I am a man. Sickening does not even begin to describe the constant fear and anxiety that comes from it. Praying you find peace!! Stay safe! And get a (pew pew) and learn too use it!

[@michaelmillican5592]

This is why we need a creeper alert to go off when someone is creeping on your profile.

[@JerseyWolf]

She sounds like the type of girl that absolutely would kidnap some random dog so she could make herself seem like a sweet girl who loves dogs to the guy she is stalking.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August's farts.

[@jdm2102]

Imagine the stalking that would ensue if they were a couple, and he broke it off......😵‍💫

[@JerseyWolf]

That's when you pray she doesn't have a big enough place to hide a body

[@Chingaling-Ding-Dong-16]

@@p-__bro why are you on every comment here 💀

[@mathiaswilhelm1902]

She’s clearly trying to cultivate a fan base of 2 people: people who say “I can fix her” and people who watch yandere anime She’s confessing to stalking, breaking and entering and trespassing, she’s committing federal crimes and her justification is “women get called mean names” 🙄

[@kornyvdf]

no man ever said i can fix her, that's a woman thing

[@mathiaswilhelm1902]

@@kornyvdf i know it’s a trope I used the words correctly

[@spartan02elite]

No, these are not federal crimes. Federal crimes are crimes that go against federal legislation. Like embezzlement, fraud, illegal immigrants etc

[@mathiaswilhelm1902]

@@spartan02elite I thought federal law was laws that was imposed by the federal government on all states, I wouldn’t know I’m not American

[@spartan02elite]

@mathiaswilhelm1902 Yes, essentially what I said. Stalking wouldn't be federal as each state would handle it according to their own legislation A good example would be gun laws. There's gun laws imposed by federal legislation but there's also individual state gun laws. You might be fine to have your gun in Texas and find yourself committing a crime when you drive into california with it. There's elements of Stalking that could slip into federal crime like kidnapping can become a federal crime but federal crime really is any crimes that fall under federal law which are laws imposed by the federal government across any U.S. Territory but states also have an amount of freedom to dictate state laws Also federal prisons are generally considered much better places to be when taking on prison time. Less violent and typically populated by career criminals, political prisoners, etc While state prisons are considered the worst but also better then municipal jail Edit: actually I'm not sure it has to be on U.S. territory for the federal government to get involved they may step in with international affairs or collaborate with international governments

[@hacksaw_jim_thuggin4722]

7:16 “I’m so goofy”😂😂

[@sarah-janecollins330]

I ended up married to my stalker. These people are manipulative and dangerous. Even if this woman is making this all up, she is terrifying.

[@PhoenixDawnX77]

Sounds pretty weak.

[@dionstewart7394]

This is insane, if this is true, she would rather go through all this creepy shit as opposed to just approaching a guy she's interested in and being transparent. I guarantee if she told the dude she did any of this he would want nothing to do with her.

[@kristinnared]

I know that's not the point - but I am laughing my a** off at the video of her flat ironing her hair with the flat iron clearly off 😂😂😂 no way on earth that she is straightening her hair like that. What an f*ing psycho story btw (I don't know how it ends yet, clearly, but damn)

[@apostlewoody]

This is one of those chicks that you will never able to get rid of. If this story is true, she'll be prego within a week

[@Ramsey276one]

And he probably won't be the father! Glad some states are making paternity test mandatory!!

[@battlestar8155]

Her forehead is creeping me out and I haven't even clicked yet

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August's farts.

[@ryanburks2480]

Holy crap it’s massive

[@KirboV10]

Pearl houzuki seems to have a challenger with that forehead

[@CalebJones2008]

That's what she said.​@@ryanburks2480

[@BringBackTheDuck]

#BringBackTheDuck It was an iconic part of this channels outro

[@Smashley1]

When I was a sophomore in HS I started living on my own in a duplex I was renting. I worked at a pizza shop to cover my bills. This creep first saw me at the pizza place and started placing orders and asking for me to deliver them (I just made the pizzas and worked in shop) after a couple of months he started calling my cell phone. He then somehow found out where I lived and would sit outside in his truck for HOURS at night calling my phone knowing I was alone. It was horrifying. Truly. I was so young and afraid of being alone in the world as it was. Stalking is NOT funny in any way- even if the roles are reversed! This woman needs some help.

[@sean-onfire4968]

I love how she says "naturally" so often. NONE of this is natural.

[@Lyriumstone_kittyswag007]

Naturally if this is real she ends up being served a restraining order.

[@danarcher9012]

I feel that she is narcissistic enough to make this a real scenario. She literally feels self-entitled enough to be a stalker without deserving condemnation.

[@esmurphy9405]

You got a "whiff" and a "scent" 😂 Too funny. Subscribing.

[@TakashiDemonServant]

The double Stadard is that men stalking gets called creepy but when women stalk gets called quirky and weird.

[@seandwright7499]

She did it for 15 minutes of fame. And I'm all for people having internet characters they play, but sometimes it's a bit much, and this is one of them. She could be creating content based on impulses she's had, but to be fair her persona is very, horror movie appropriate, and it makes me uncomfortable. Like if someone was doing a murderer persona I'm pretty sure that could be taken seriously, so where is the line, because stalking behavior is typically how that shit starts, same as "obsession". Love the videos August, you are wise beyond your years, I'm 31 and greatly enjoy your content, because you're real, and grounded to reality, thank you for not being a persona, it's easy to tell you're genuine and doing content that you feel needs to be done instead of just for views, that's why you have youtube success. Legend. Hopefully you get your reversed sleep schedule fixed buddy!

[@favoritemustard3542]

She says (in text) she's doing it as a joke, but heck it could just be some kind of dry-run or alibi for future behavior.

[@tomsenior7405]

My instincts tell me this is all in her imagination, That she is simply telling a story based on a "What if" fantasy scenario. If this is the case, then fair play to her, she has duped us all into falling for her clever ruse. The consequences of this being a diary of real events is deeply concerning. For now, I do not intend to trouble myself further on the matter. I consider this to be a prank.

[@FrostyPlayzYT]

at 11:00,, i’m a women, and what she’s doing is disgusting. she’s taking advantage of the fact that she’s a woman to stalk a guy (ik it’s fake but),, like if this was happening to her she would not be this calm about it

[@dampsocc]

Not that im defending it but when men stalk women it usually ends in murder or rape or both when women stalk men it doesn't usually end in murder or rape so

[@adudewhoasked7123]

@@dampsoccstalking is stalking. Doesn’t matter.

[@dampsocc]

@@adudewhoasked7123 i agree but the reason female stalking isn't taken as seriously is because it rarely ends violently

[@nonalone6801]

Loud incorrect buzzer it ends violently

[@dampsocc]

@@nonalone6801 statistically you're incorrect

[@Thanos29937]

Tf is this girls problem edit:thanks for 100 likes edit:THANK U YALL

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August's farts.

[@Thanos29937]

Bro why would you say that💩😹

[@SpiritOfHalloween31]

The lights upstairs aren't even on.

[@plswait23]

Me

[@plswait23]

I'm the problem

[@charlenegray9526]

I like the shirt she’s wearing, it describes her perfectly: “A LIFELESS SKELETON “

[@PenguinDust1969]

I wash my butt, but I don't make my bed everyday. I am not sure where this sets the bar for me. Waist-high, maybe?

[@funkyfreshbeats1]

Probably about ass-high I think

[@McFlingleson]

I don't make my bed, but only because my dog constantly gets in the bed and rearranges the covers how she wants them, so if I tried to make my bed it would only stay made for like 3 seconds.

[@mummamu1970]

That’s pretty funny

[@AYFKMRN]

At least your priorities are lined up correctly.

[@Zoe.m.]

One is hygiene, the other is just tidiness. You won't stink like shit if your sheets are messy.

[@psytron939]

Casually enters a home uninvited, starts creeping everywhere in the house, sees a condom wrapper and SHE says: "uhoh it might be something we ill need to discuss in the future". I cant stand people with ZERO self-awareness in life. Plus, this is 100% fake. Vampires cannot enter homes uninvited.

[@wamrainc176]

I am sure at least one person have already said this on here, but imagine the insane backlash if a guy posted this

[@filipqwicz]

this is why some people dont deserve internet access.

[@Theinfernoplays-fs7wh]

Agreed

[@quicklime_oxocalcium]

yes, just casually eject your eyeballs from your skull to "peep" at this man's credit card

[@Ramsey276one]

O M G XD

[@Lyriumstone_kittyswag007]

Even though this story is more than likely fake looking over somebody's shoulder at their card is incredibly invasive.

[@barbararoberts1418]

My husband was being stalked by his ex for 3 years when I met him. Twice before when he began dating someone who he liked she had come between them with her excessive and constant harassment. So when she began inserting herself into our relationship I had to show her that she picked the wrong one. Which I did. She moved 1,000 miles away and we haven't heard a peep from her in over 20 years.

[@hell594]

It's honestly a nice plot for a true crime novel and I'm PRAYING it's a plot of some sort but god it's CREEPY and DISGUSTING to hear someone say all that in first person like they are actually doing it. I swear even the hair on my scalp it standing up rn. Truly horrifying.....

[@notiddymothbirlfriend]

The only way this ends even remotely okay is if she ends the series with a "do you see how insane that was? Stop stalking random internet people/influencers, it's the same behavior and it's gross".

[@SBFLproductions]

August I think I found your next POI… this is concerning

[@Sammythat_B]

I'm calling cap on this story. What guy has a picture of their mom on their nightstand? I can see on the wall in the common space, but your nightstand? She's a stage 12 clinger& they've never actually had a conversation

[@lisamh9037]

Agreed. That's some made up stuff. Also the hurdle she'll need to address of him possibly using a condom with someone else... before he has ever even met her?! Stay away, cute guy! Move before it's too late!

[@nancyjackson8886]

She’s scary. Is she so desperate that she needs to stalk people for a boyfriend? She needs therapy. . . Or jail. She can’t think her behavior is normal? So many questions. If a guy behaved like her they would be locked up.

[@DoveBreath]

No. She absolutely believes it’s completely normal. She ruined my marriage of ten years by stalking my husband and I cause she is his ex wife…

[@mE-zx7pt]

According to some others in the comments, her social media page says she's doing it as a joke.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Who cares if she says it's a joke. "It's just a prank bro" is also a lame excuse for bad behavior.

[@mE-zx7pt]

@favoritemustard3542 I meant they're saying she made up the whole story as a joke, or she thought she was making her own movie short, not that she actually did any of these things.

[@Dum_person]

Just that smile alone is horrifying

[@Cosmicmorales]

nah fr tho…

[@Cosmicmorales]

she look like those creepy school teachers.

[@rosemarythyme8595]

Imagine if a man would’ve went online and said the things that she is saying!!! It would not have lasted a few minutes before that man would’ve been berated and most likely arrested for stalking. All these ladies with all that make up on trying to look like a model on these platforms is just crazy. They just seem so self absorbed and so selfish. Getting a mate is not about your superficial look it’s about what’s inside you that is the appeal after the relationship is underway. This person comes off as a bit delusional to me and she obviously has no idea what boundaries are.

[@GirlOfTheTardis]

Hopefully it's a tiktok version of a creepypasta where it's teaching people to be careful out there because people like this exist

[@Shelly-nt6dd]

DONT FORGET she also did a BREAKING AN ENTERING ALSO! SHE NEEDS JAILED DUCK!.

[@Salena905]

If this was a MAN doing this, Social media would be full of hateful and threatening comments and many would probably be calling the police ! Even if this is fake , it's disrespectful. 😡

[@Naka-wc3yo]

no lol like if it was on instagram for example most of the men would be supporting it its only women who be hating

[@Fennic-Fox-Games]

This is not how you get someone to love you this is psychotic behavior and that man should sue her.

[@mightymeatymech]

like what does she think will happen if they date and he asks for her socials and sees THIS?? i'd rather save myself the embarrassment by starting relationships through consensual means lol

[@shiina29]

Men have been making “romantic” movies with similar levels of creepiness for decades and gaslighting women into believing that stalking means he loves you. So personally, I think it’s great that young people immediately recognize this kind of stuff isn’t ok.

[@dylansinyamom]

Womp womp

[@pikakelaaja]

I know it's hard to believe, but most people can separate movies from real life.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August's farts.

[@ThePresidentialBafoons]

#Bringbacktheduck It was an iconic part of this channel's outro

[@lurachr]

​@@pikakelaajai know its hard to believe, but fiction can still affect and comment on reality

[@LiveFreeOrDie2A]

“I saw a picture of his mom sitting on the dresser.” 😂🤣🤣👌‼️🥲

[@blossompetal3644]

This woman is giving me second hand embarrassment.

[@MikeFireheart]

It's truly sad that we can't genuinely tell if this is real or not, cause that's how bad people have gotten with social media. Social media isn't a problem, but merely an abused outlet that these people use to flaunt their crimes.

[@JeremyLaVance-hk2ob]

I think its possible shes doing this to help spread awareness about how easy it is for someone to find out so much about a person based on very little. So many people post whatever they want online and dont think about how many clues they're leaving for someone to be able to easily stalk them. Not just online either. I've seen people lay their credit card on the counter until its time to pay while they're focusing on something else or talking to someone. This lady is going to get way more views playing a character that's a crazy stalker than if she just stated the facts.

[@sierrahale804]

I sure hope that's the case

[@P0T4SS1UM_M4ST3R]

She is like 40 and still acting like this is ok. If this happened to me then cops are called immediately.

[@leonnunhofer3453]

She is GenZ so she most likely is in her early 20s, maybe even 18/19 and just looks like 40 with a lot of makeup 🤷‍♂️

[@P0T4SS1UM_M4ST3R]

@@leonnunhofer3453 she’s gen Z I thought she was way older my bad lol

[@solitarycrow]

I dont think she is genZ. Aging people tend to maintain the fashion trends they adopted during their teens and 20s. Those split hair ends she has was very prevalent during the McBling era in the mid to late 2000s. She's clearly a peak Millennial in her early to mid 30s.

[@tinach7020]

I think it's brilliant! Very Informative and gives you the proper sense that the internet can be quite dangerous. How better to prove to people the seriousness of a matter, a matter that none seem to be grasping or are blatantly ignoring, than to turn it around and make it personal. Fake or not, this could freakin happen! And all your kids out there, too! Yikes!

[@ocean_breeze1087]

This plot sounds like a plot of a 90’s or early 2000’s movie.

[@tinawitte420]

Fixing sleep schedule? Nah! Move to time zone that matches sleep schedule!

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August's farts.

[@Ramsey276one]

XD

[@seshthecat]

Could it be her describing stalking that happened to her. It does show you just how easy it is to stalk someone.

[@chintantiwari7714]

Some people just have too much time. Please find a job, if you have a job, find a hobby, if you have a hobby, just stop being so frickin weird seriously wtf

[@ummmm....-sd9eb]

We are surrounded, unfortunately ⟵⁠(⁠o⁠_⁠O⁠)

[@ncapone87]

This is her hobby

[@Jenn-ie5vf]

I think that she thinks she's so cute and pretty that anything she does is acceptable and adorable. Problem is, she's not pretty at all after you hear her speak for 1 minute, then after 3 minutes you can tell she's crazy and unhinged. Pray for the guy and his mom that this is fake or their lives may be at risk

[@mightymeatymech]

i.... i think she's just skinny and blonde tbh. possibly just a personal opinion but she's not cute whatsoever to me, personally (and yes i do sometimes like skinny blonde girls lol but... uh she's not my type)

[@ThatRedhedd]

She just casually made up the word "questionative" without even pausing to consider whether that was a word or not - and that is THE CRAZIEST part of this story.

[@dante9667]

JUST WHAT..??? how does one even begin to have the thought to stalk someone, join a BOOKCLUB just to see someone. Has she ever talked to a person normally? this is so fake though- but why come up with this??

[@AYFKMRN]

No no, join a book club TO MEET HIS MOM. Like wut? Be honest, if your mom said ‘oh hai son I met this really cool chick at my book club! We love the same books, she randomly said she’s single, and since you’re single too, I think you should go out with her! HERE IS HER NUMBER!!’, wouldn’t you find that oddly disconcerting and raise some red flags? Like oh you met my mom at a book club and now we are going out. When you show up to the date you realize ‘hey that looks like the chick I saw on my street the other day?’, I can’t even.

[@AYFKMRN]

Oh and I just thought of this but, you know how I know it’s super cringey clout chasing? She claims they live in the same neighborhood, but she had to peep his social media account, stalk his Snapchat, then had to look up every version of the street name on her Google maps that she just saw on a random street sign. Bruh, if you live in the same hood (I’d consider that to be like a smallish area) you should know where that street is without having to search the street names in your area. I definitely smell sheite.

[@DRXCO909]

And this is why they are trying to ban tik tok

[@imarandomperson761]

She really played identity politics as a scapegoat for being a creep okayyyy 😂😂😂 what a clown

[@jamesgennaro9679]

How to fix your sleep schedule from someone who worked swing shifts, just stay up after 30ish hrs your tired enough to sleep push through the next couple hrs till like 10 pm you'll sleep the night through and wake up in the morning and sleep schedule fixed. Worked going from 11p-7a to the next week 7a-3p.

[@JionKitsuen]

Just consider that level of stalking has to put you on a watch list

[@M1ddleCreek]

Tbh this feels like an unhinged teaser for some even more unhinged “dark romance” book she’s writing

[@Pupper626]

What is wrong with some people bro. This needs to stopped.

[@YUYYYYUHHGGGTHHFFHHBVFF]

*Sigh* I don't wish that person to die but I DO wish that person would get help.

[@devolatif8698]

Uh....she needs a police call. Creepy!

[@clementine2236]

Wait till he discovers "You"

[@kayleighandhercat1351]

I was thinking this🤣

[@Ramsey276one]

And calls the cops. You made the case for them! Post a Gift Wrap PNG! XD

[@Jaku_P]

It does not look good for humanity.