How to Ruin Your Relationship - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 26

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How to Ruin Your Relationship - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 26
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Ruining your relationship is something you're going to do. Why not become more successful at ruining your relationship by learning to do it quicker? In this video, I give you relationship advice that will ruin your relationship fast. Results are guaranteed.
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@Synyster975
@Synyster975 8 жыл бұрын
Why waste energy on a relationship at all? Save time and effort by building emotional barriers and alienating anyone who tries to get close to you. But this is a great backup plan.
@HelennaRainhaDeTroia
@HelennaRainhaDeTroia 8 жыл бұрын
BEST COMMENT EVER
@rfdc
@rfdc 8 жыл бұрын
Exactly, first step to ruin a relationship: Be in a relationship.
@GraveUypo
@GraveUypo 7 жыл бұрын
i did that for the longest time.
@sketchturner88
@sketchturner88 7 жыл бұрын
I read this in his voice...
@gackt4live
@gackt4live 7 жыл бұрын
CRINGE OVER 1000 EMO KID DETECTED
@emma2595
@emma2595 8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. "God only knows you're not capable of making yourself happy. That's why it's your partner's responsibility." This is amazing.
@AwakenWithJP
@AwakenWithJP 8 жыл бұрын
+Lady Hanami (Emma) Thank you Emma!
@Linemanapp1488
@Linemanapp1488 5 жыл бұрын
Because your alone
@patrickbonham949
@patrickbonham949 4 жыл бұрын
... Classic 😂🤣🤣
@elviti537
@elviti537 5 жыл бұрын
“Always make decisions when you’re Angry;That way you won’t have to make them later..”
@Alorand
@Alorand 8 жыл бұрын
"I can't believe you cheated on me... in this dream I had tonight."
@janedoe5829
@janedoe5829 4 жыл бұрын
Alorand lol
@patrickbonham949
@patrickbonham949 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@nik1128
@nik1128 4 жыл бұрын
My husband has woken up mad at me so many times lol
@janedoe5829
@janedoe5829 4 жыл бұрын
Nik I used to have these dreams about my ex and wake up angry all the time, lol.
@burtknighten1873
@burtknighten1873 3 жыл бұрын
@@nik1128 my wife does that and it drives me nuts
@pearlsbeforeswine60
@pearlsbeforeswine60 8 жыл бұрын
This is why I've been married for 36 years to the same person! These tips really work! It's all about shame, manipulation and guilt, people!
@ritchie1475
@ritchie1475 6 жыл бұрын
valerie thomas lmao
@millsykooksy4863
@millsykooksy4863 6 жыл бұрын
Rofl
@bryanwirthlin4444
@bryanwirthlin4444 5 жыл бұрын
Verbal abuse... its a lost art. LOL
@aleksandrassivkovas9966
@aleksandrassivkovas9966 5 жыл бұрын
Congratulations
@angelg.9822
@angelg.9822 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the advice!
@davidwaller5740
@davidwaller5740 8 жыл бұрын
"We can be one of those Power couples..(pause) once you're a bit more fit" Classic!
@stephenwgreen78
@stephenwgreen78 5 жыл бұрын
A buddy of mine got his wife a gym membership and a cookbook for Christmas...they're divorced now lol 😁
@brittanys505
@brittanys505 5 жыл бұрын
My friend got me a blanket and some picky so I wouldn't be lonely for Christmas!We stopped being friends!
@vector_vector__
@vector_vector__ Жыл бұрын
Losing weight is great tho .
@richardm.4997
@richardm.4997 3 жыл бұрын
The sad part is ,there's a lot of people that do these things then wonder why their relationships fail.
@kennylaysh2776
@kennylaysh2776 6 жыл бұрын
"I despise you." "Let's have a baby!" I almost spit coffee at that part, lol.
@ssispp
@ssispp 8 жыл бұрын
"Emotions are for the weak and children" This needs to be a shirt.
@mozu517
@mozu517 8 жыл бұрын
+Curtis Pegg ...and animals (like my cat)!
@dpwellman
@dpwellman 8 жыл бұрын
A purple shirt
@nivekkevin2348
@nivekkevin2348 8 жыл бұрын
hahah agreed
@Nob1ej0n
@Nob1ej0n 7 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I laughed until I cried. I'm such an American!
@GetzuCero
@GetzuCero 5 жыл бұрын
@@dpwellman rolfmao
@catpirrello
@catpirrello 8 жыл бұрын
"I think your butt makes those pants look big". lol
@TheHellTribe
@TheHellTribe 8 жыл бұрын
An ex-roommate of mine was asked "Do these jeans make my butt look big?" by his then girlfriend, and he replied, "No. It's probably all the cake and ice cream you eat that makes your butt look big." Hence the use of the term "then girlfriend."
@Madison08851
@Madison08851 7 жыл бұрын
Cat Wettengel If my partner said no, ima be upset lol. I like having a booty.
@Wesuwius
@Wesuwius 6 жыл бұрын
Couple of years late, but i think Al Bundy said it best: No those pants does not make you look fat. It's the fat that makes you look fat.
@Floxxoror
@Floxxoror 5 жыл бұрын
he didnt say it nice, but its a 'murican thing to tell guys around you how awesome they are. in other cultures, honesty is honored more because it prevents your friend from blaming themselves. also honesty builds trust.
@subscribetomefornoreason7294
@subscribetomefornoreason7294 5 жыл бұрын
Isn’t having a big butt cool now though
@jamesmichaels3848
@jamesmichaels3848 3 жыл бұрын
She's not the chick you're with now... It worked!!!
@ultrafaga1947
@ultrafaga1947 2 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing 😃 Upgrade 👍
@turdfurgeson517
@turdfurgeson517 2 жыл бұрын
I said the same shit bro. She has the cra cra eyes to that the super 😜 get. Crazy in bed but blow up you’d phone
@kelpme2757
@kelpme2757 4 жыл бұрын
He's basically teaching us how to improve our relationships if you take the opposite of what he is saying
@alexkozliayev9902
@alexkozliayev9902 4 жыл бұрын
Heey, good one, almost got me
@janedoe5829
@janedoe5829 4 жыл бұрын
No Shit Sherlock its called sarcasm, so, yeah
@jamespfitz
@jamespfitz 3 жыл бұрын
@@janedoe5829 🤣
@twentytwo138
@twentytwo138 2 жыл бұрын
You're basically just stating the obvious
@Talik13
@Talik13 8 жыл бұрын
I love how she keeps slowly smiling during takes, trying to keep a straight face.
@Ratelzwatel
@Ratelzwatel 7 жыл бұрын
Now you say... I like to watch it as if she's trying to keep herself good, smiling, while he's talking about ruining a relationship.
@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173
@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Same.
@quarteracreadventures855
@quarteracreadventures855 8 жыл бұрын
I actually KNOW people who had a baby to 'save their relationship'. No pressure on the kid to somehow be able work this miracle, right?
@sparklemotion1018
@sparklemotion1018 8 жыл бұрын
+Sandra Noneofyourbusiness I know a marriage-saver, "Anna." She knew she'd been born to save her parents' marriage: its failure didn't fuck her up *at all*.
@quarteracreadventures855
@quarteracreadventures855 8 жыл бұрын
Do I sense a touch of sarcasm there?
@sparklemotion1018
@sparklemotion1018 8 жыл бұрын
***** Just a little bit. The whole thing is sad. She's my second cousin (my mom and her mom are first cousins) and after being a perfect child Anna turned 13 and went wild - she became a lying, stealing, drinking, drug-dealing, sexually promiscuous teen. Now she's 22 and shows no signs of growing out of it.
@InnannasRainbow
@InnannasRainbow 8 жыл бұрын
Sadly, I've seen that, too. The children always suffer.
@insidethemindmeditation4062
@insidethemindmeditation4062 7 жыл бұрын
People have been doing that for thousands of years. It doesn't work. You're right, that poor child.
@NarcArtTherapy
@NarcArtTherapy 2 жыл бұрын
The flower headband just says it all. Really makes a relationship work. I find that pulling your pants up to your armpits and hiding behind doors to pop out at that pristine moment really adds longevity to any relationship. Also wielding a big stick and yelling like a wild woman. 🤔 So many options. What a fun game!
@J_Saripalli
@J_Saripalli Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@paganposse4678
@paganposse4678 5 жыл бұрын
JP: you are my therapy...never laughed so hard...brilliant content and delivery!
@DavidVujanic
@DavidVujanic 8 жыл бұрын
This deserves going viral
@Augready
@Augready 8 жыл бұрын
+David Vujanic Once upon a time 100k views WAS viral.
@mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks
@mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks 2 жыл бұрын
This loser will never go anywhere.
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 2 жыл бұрын
@@mgtowdadKZbinSucksCoxks How's he a loser? He's great and stands up for America and Freedom!
@ASKaPHYSICIST
@ASKaPHYSICIST 8 жыл бұрын
I think I've just developed an irrational fear of my partner turning their head mid conversation and explaining to some unknown observer how I'm ruining our relationship. Thanks.
@alyssaw8246
@alyssaw8246 8 жыл бұрын
+Ask a Physicist hahahahha ohhh god. I need to start doing this. ... well, first, I need to get a boyfriend to this level.. *sigh.
@justasomeone7860
@justasomeone7860 6 жыл бұрын
lol
@tomaszstarzZz
@tomaszstarzZz 4 жыл бұрын
Ask a Physicist ROFL
@amandahughes4226
@amandahughes4226 7 жыл бұрын
Always, blame your partner when you're upset. Never tell them what you want. Your partner's happiness is your responsibility... You nailed my husband's approach to relationships.
@hamstersdailylife4938
@hamstersdailylife4938 4 жыл бұрын
1:32 Most men probably can’t even tell where the satire is in here.
@ultimatebros923
@ultimatebros923 4 жыл бұрын
M N when I first saw that, I didn’t know that he was doing something wrong 😂
@navlop614
@navlop614 3 жыл бұрын
I've lived it, so I can definitely tell. Tell me though, after I listen, if the girl asks me to say something more or asks me what I think, after I say "oh ok". Then what do you say? I've been caught with that surprise many a times.
@shashankverma9255
@shashankverma9255 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's me 😂
@Mr.MermanPrince
@Mr.MermanPrince 8 жыл бұрын
Come for the funny, stay for the legit advice.
@mr.berries4060
@mr.berries4060 8 жыл бұрын
It's funny watching her try not to laugh.
@heathers432
@heathers432 5 жыл бұрын
This is literally how I've conducted most relationships. You'll be glad to know that I am successfully single! A little miserable and emotionally dead inside but still single!
@Pining_for_the_fjords
@Pining_for_the_fjords 7 жыл бұрын
1:58-2:11 Somebody give this girl an oscar.
@MelFinehout
@MelFinehout 8 жыл бұрын
I am totally binge watching these videos because all of my friends have become spiritual and I have to be MORE spiritual than them. Thanks JP, with your help I am crushing their fucking souls into the ground, spiritually!
@insidethemindmeditation4062
@insidethemindmeditation4062 7 жыл бұрын
LOL
@nzstjohnthebaptist
@nzstjohnthebaptist 7 жыл бұрын
If you go on a (Zen) meditation retreat you can feel yourself competing with the person sitting next to you not to move a muscle or give any evidence that you are suffering after 3 hours straight. Sometimes I would be intimidated and sometimes I was the one to intimidate. (Intimidate - date someone you want to be intimate with).
@insidethemindmeditation4062
@insidethemindmeditation4062 7 жыл бұрын
LOL, nice job of self observation!
@FoodNerds
@FoodNerds 6 жыл бұрын
Mel Finehout Me too! Lol! And always write acronyms instead of actual phrases with actual words. Shmh that so last life, not this life which I actualized, visualized, hypothesized and all the ized'es in my previous life. Thanks JP!
@virgyflawless8971
@virgyflawless8971 3 жыл бұрын
😄 🤣
@KarenStrunks
@KarenStrunks 8 жыл бұрын
I haven't got a partner right now, but I'm doing all these things in advance to the partner I'm manifesting by thinking about him and not taking any action about, as per your recent wisdom. He'll be a changed man by the time he arrives!
@wmpiam
@wmpiam 8 жыл бұрын
science.
@edunlap6594
@edunlap6594 8 жыл бұрын
😁
@krisztiannemeth6875
@krisztiannemeth6875 6 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment i've ever read.
@zarnoffa
@zarnoffa 5 жыл бұрын
Had to screen shot this comment.
@focusinc
@focusinc 4 жыл бұрын
The way the girl, everytime they cut back to the fireplace scene, starts to slowly grin makes me fall in love.
@haqeeqee
@haqeeqee 4 жыл бұрын
You know, if you reverse all of his advice, these are actually really good tips.👌🏼
@Vhee0829
@Vhee0829 8 жыл бұрын
great advice! now I know how to keep a guy! I'm off to get pregnant!
@koira163
@koira163 8 жыл бұрын
+DezzyDoesThings By another guy, right? If not... It's not gonna work. Every guy wants to know that some one else has made you pregnant so he HAS to take care of it
@Vhee0829
@Vhee0829 8 жыл бұрын
Francis oh okay so only get pregnant by some loser I hate to get the guy I want Got it
@koira163
@koira163 8 жыл бұрын
+DezzyDoesThings Yes! :'D
@Vhee0829
@Vhee0829 8 жыл бұрын
Francis XD
@YisraelHhagever
@YisraelHhagever 7 жыл бұрын
DezzyDoesThings LMAO
@mindyschaper
@mindyschaper 8 жыл бұрын
I was walking home from work in a bad mood and decided I should cheer myself up by watching something funny en route. This video is my way of working on my relationship so I don't come home foul-tempered. Thank you!
@AwakenWithJP
@AwakenWithJP 8 жыл бұрын
+Mindy Schaper You're welcome :-)
@FedeArgentina
@FedeArgentina 8 жыл бұрын
I've been doing almost all of those for years :( what can i do? change how i am?
@wendijones4071
@wendijones4071 7 жыл бұрын
Mindy Schaper 🤕
@bishallamichhane811
@bishallamichhane811 7 жыл бұрын
Are ууyоoou mаааking thesеeee mistаkes with yоur mаn? twitter.com/385c9d4a1ae33a7b8/status/804693412402241537 How to Ruin Yоur Relationshiр Ultra Sрirituаl Life episodе 26
@hydrogenmissle
@hydrogenmissle 3 жыл бұрын
Dont forget about the most important rule, that the rules never apply to yourself
@HellboyGodzilla
@HellboyGodzilla 4 жыл бұрын
>open relations do not work Can I get an AMEN
@dnte69
@dnte69 4 жыл бұрын
You have to be a very special type of person to make work.
@musicneutral233
@musicneutral233 3 жыл бұрын
They do work, I was in a very happy one, problem is that after two years of seeing other guys I found a better and younger model so I kicked my hubby goodbye and left with the upgrade.
@musicneutral233
@musicneutral233 3 жыл бұрын
@mala barbika Oh like cheating and "finding upgrades" only happen in open relationships? Lol!
@PurePuritan
@PurePuritan 3 жыл бұрын
@@musicneutral233 you make me sick
@snoop_lion
@snoop_lion 2 жыл бұрын
@@musicneutral233 sounds like you just shouldn't have been married. Just wait til your younger model is tired of used goods and decides to do the same to you. I bet he'll be the jerk though somehow right?
@cardinal411
@cardinal411 8 жыл бұрын
I just spammed my entire church with a link to this invaluable counsel.
@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173
@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 4 жыл бұрын
Every Church needs that guy. How bout the video of a drunk Orson Welles being filmed for a wine commercial?
@HelennaRainhaDeTroia
@HelennaRainhaDeTroia 8 жыл бұрын
OMG. I can't believe a lot of things you're saying sarcastically were SAID TO ME in a previous relationship almost with the same words xDDDD ahahahah
@DavidG2P
@DavidG2P 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and I am probably guilty to have said such things 🤔
@richardbinkley8487
@richardbinkley8487 4 жыл бұрын
His videos are true and funny as hell.....and watching her try not to laugh/smile while he talks is hilarious!
@eatfastlive2870
@eatfastlive2870 5 жыл бұрын
ironically, they broke up
@lenakunzx
@lenakunzx 4 жыл бұрын
the power of visualizing
@vedamaster7253
@vedamaster7253 4 жыл бұрын
@@lenakunzx hahahahahaha xD
@Kotsonne
@Kotsonne 4 жыл бұрын
looks like it worked
@davidburdett1920
@davidburdett1920 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking.... he’s with someone else now lol
@iscovimigarga3260
@iscovimigarga3260 8 жыл бұрын
This worked! Thanks JP!
@AwakenWithJP
@AwakenWithJP 8 жыл бұрын
+Iscovimi Garga I'm glad you're getting good results!
@iscovimigarga3260
@iscovimigarga3260 8 жыл бұрын
AwakenWithJP I had been spinning my wheels for a while.
@sc18594
@sc18594 8 жыл бұрын
i feel my spirituality increasing with each videos, but how many purple shirts should i buy ?
@AwakenWithJP
@AwakenWithJP 8 жыл бұрын
+Colonel Dick Faggotson Once I have them for sale again, more will be better. No hidden motive on my part.
@douglasherr212
@douglasherr212 6 жыл бұрын
Seven
@drowe2753
@drowe2753 4 жыл бұрын
One can never have too many
@msmedved_
@msmedved_ 4 жыл бұрын
"We'll be a power couple.... once you're a bit fitter..." lmao
@sharonscott4296
@sharonscott4296 Жыл бұрын
This man is comical genius... think and laugh at the same time🤣🥰higher power
@stackems666
@stackems666 8 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, how is your channel not huge yet? This is so funny. It's ok, with patience, they will come. Never stop making videos JP!
@justinvaughn8051
@justinvaughn8051 6 жыл бұрын
Jesse Reyes i finaly made it😃
@claudysespino
@claudysespino 2 жыл бұрын
It is year 2022 and JP is amazingly a success. 😊
@americanlegaldefense7789
@americanlegaldefense7789 Жыл бұрын
September 23rd, 2022: 2.71 million subscriptions.
@JohnWinchesterMusic
@JohnWinchesterMusic 8 жыл бұрын
Brilliant insight into ruining relationships. Most of us bungle through messing up our relationships yet you cut right through all the B.S. and taught us how to ruin our relationships correctly, quickly and efficiently. Thank you so much for your wisdom :o)
@petercallaghan9851
@petercallaghan9851 5 жыл бұрын
You, Sir, are a gift to the world.
@patrickwu2630
@patrickwu2630 7 жыл бұрын
holy crap his satire is amazing! Although he is teaching you exactly what not to do. Perfect way of learning! Thanks JP
@ManifestingMoni
@ManifestingMoni 8 жыл бұрын
lmao this is so funny. I love the way he keeps a straight face when he says all these things lol.
@newandoldtech5634
@newandoldtech5634 8 жыл бұрын
He is biologically incapable of smiling or any of a sort. Due to coconut oil and essential oils. Changes your DNA.And the tightness of the man bun reduces facial mobility.
@audreycramer2659
@audreycramer2659 8 жыл бұрын
I love how he keeps a straight face but she can't help but smile.
@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173
@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 4 жыл бұрын
The funniest parts.
@sharonjuniorchess
@sharonjuniorchess 3 жыл бұрын
He is talking "about her" not "to her". That is why she is being so pleasant & compliant. She will get her revenge after when it is not on video. The best time is just as he is about to fall asleep...Lol
@KS-cs9sd
@KS-cs9sd 3 жыл бұрын
@@sharonjuniorchess 🤣🙄
@fernforwood3989
@fernforwood3989 4 жыл бұрын
“Only weak people & small children have feelings.”
@ncooty
@ncooty 7 жыл бұрын
After having just watched a 2017 video in which JP seems to have a new girlfriend, the opening statement to this video was painfully ironic.
@TigerGreene
@TigerGreene 3 жыл бұрын
Now married. She must be the reason why he flipped out and became a hardcore trumpist.
@JeffFreemanPresents
@JeffFreemanPresents 8 жыл бұрын
God gave us manna, Jesus, and JP Sears.
@shawnthearcher
@shawnthearcher 8 жыл бұрын
Deep wisdom
@Rickkyyyyyythisme
@Rickkyyyyyythisme 4 жыл бұрын
JP Sears is Jesus you pleb
@Southern62
@Southern62 8 жыл бұрын
And take all your purple shirts too! Classic!
@Coreanofilos
@Coreanofilos 7 жыл бұрын
I discovered this channel 30 minutes ago and can't stop watching it. It has so much wisdom and truth to it yet mixed with fine sarcasm. Loved it!
@nbow51
@nbow51 7 жыл бұрын
That's exactly how every friend I have who's tried an open relationship acts when his girl sleeps with someone else.
@TheAudioCGMan
@TheAudioCGMan 4 жыл бұрын
you have to be completely dead inside for an open relationship, or else you will like the partner and become jealous. so you can trade your heart and mental stability for sex and I don't recommend that.
@nomadak723
@nomadak723 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheAudioCGMan Bro, with kind intent, I just wouldn't speak on something if you don't have experience with it. I've been in various open relationships for 16 years. Most of my social circle is poly. Many of my partners' partners are friends- my partners have good taste and I think their partners kick ass. And while I usually don''t get jealous, when it comes up I let myself feel it, I handle it, and it's not a big deal. Open relationships take more work but for ME, it's a better way of having relationships. Peace.
@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173
@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 4 жыл бұрын
@@kaylasheppard7746 no no. FWB is best. Who cares what goes on when your not around?
@kaylasheppard7746
@kaylasheppard7746 4 жыл бұрын
@@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 I'm gonna guess you were completely heart broken, or you've never been in love. There are no great love stories on FWB. And any movies on them, it's about them becoming attached and becoming a couple. Even polyamorous people are in relationships, it's never just casual sex. Humans need connection and love. Babies physically die if they don't get those 2 things, and that doesn't just go away when we're adults. Hope you find someone who cares about you and loves and adores you for you are.
@kaylasheppard7746
@kaylasheppard7746 4 жыл бұрын
@@nomadak723 it's definitely not for me, but I am curious about the steps you take to overcome jealousy. I always want to try to better myself, if you're willing to share I would appreciate it. And you're right, we shouldn't say people are dead inside with open relationships, I know wonderful loving poly people. I have a fear of being cheated on, and open relationships are a trigger for me.
@matthewhess4409
@matthewhess4409 8 жыл бұрын
You look like Simon Pegg. It's a compliment.
@AwakenWithJP
@AwakenWithJP 8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Hess :-)
@bt7846
@bt7846 5 жыл бұрын
But JP is more handsome.
@betterbaggage
@betterbaggage 8 жыл бұрын
"Expect your partner to know what you want." My ex was really good at that.
@RA-el6zj
@RA-el6zj 2 жыл бұрын
"I think your butt makes those pants look big" 😆😆😆😆😆 That is THE best answer to such a question.
@RonRonin
@RonRonin 4 жыл бұрын
The soothing background music truly raised my Chakra and intensified my Chi
@kingorpawn
@kingorpawn 8 жыл бұрын
I was first introduced to your vids by a family member. They know how much pseudo-science and platitude anger me so they naturally had me watch the one about essential oils. I don't know which is my favorite, that vid or this one, but thank you. Thank you so much. I can't stop laughing. It took my wife and I a while to figure these out and stop doing them ourselves and we're one of the few happy couples we know.
@EmotionalHealthCoaching
@EmotionalHealthCoaching 8 жыл бұрын
So glad you picked up the damn shirts off the lawn!
@aphilzitrone
@aphilzitrone 8 жыл бұрын
+Emotional Health With Diana Deaver Always argue on social networks with your partner. So others can help you. Especially the KZbin Community is always open for good advices and positive Feedback.
@AwakenWithJP
@AwakenWithJP 8 жыл бұрын
+Emotional Health With Diana Deaver I appreciate you throwing them on the damn lawn in the first place. It was very mature of you.
@melaniekeller246
@melaniekeller246 8 жыл бұрын
I love the interactive theater! breaking the fourth wall :D
@Artbug
@Artbug 7 жыл бұрын
"Oh my gosh, now THAT" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I bet that wasn't planned... This channel will be the end of me 😂😂
@kingpopaul
@kingpopaul 8 жыл бұрын
Many people seems to use some of these methods by default...
@bmax99
@bmax99 4 жыл бұрын
kingpopaul to be fair, many parents don’t teach their children how to treat other people properly so they have to rely on learning negative traits from their parents, outside mentors, and other children who also probably weren’t properly taught.
@jaxcreed5459
@jaxcreed5459 8 жыл бұрын
lmao I came across this channel from your vegan video and I'm so glad I came! Funny as hell hahaha
@supercarsofwichita9485
@supercarsofwichita9485 8 жыл бұрын
same I just got here from that video
@king-nick2023
@king-nick2023 8 жыл бұрын
+Unbearable Gaming lol that makes all 3 of us 😂😂
@RenikaVectora
@RenikaVectora 6 жыл бұрын
JaxCreed - I have no idea how I found these but Im a subscriber now👍
@SpoonOfConsciousness
@SpoonOfConsciousness 7 жыл бұрын
Wow JP your videos are amazing thank you so much for sharing!
@ismaelvarela7638
@ismaelvarela7638 4 жыл бұрын
This is so, so, so illuminating for me.
@blackclouds909
@blackclouds909 8 жыл бұрын
I enjoy frolicking with other people too!
@blackclouds909
@blackclouds909 8 жыл бұрын
I also enjoy reading the comments of people who think this is 100% serious.
@InnannasRainbow
@InnannasRainbow 8 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute, people take this seriously?
@maidy199
@maidy199 8 жыл бұрын
"I think your butt makes those pants look big" I died here xD
@fabdav333
@fabdav333 7 жыл бұрын
I will apply all of this on my new relationship! Thanks JP for changing my life and teaching me how to change my partner :')
@DB-nj9rg
@DB-nj9rg 5 жыл бұрын
So I have been doing everything right my whole life! Wow! Thank you JP.
@cadejosv
@cadejosv 8 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found your channel. My spirituality just grew +9000
@SpiritSounds
@SpiritSounds 8 жыл бұрын
Now I know why I`m single.. I`ve done the opposite of this in every relationship I`ve been in... hmm.... thanks to you, JP, the next one is gonna be awesome!
@rehemamajaliwa
@rehemamajaliwa Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SE4943
@SE4943 6 жыл бұрын
Wow! Best one yet. This is so on the point. Wish to see you live man. ALl the best from ultra spiritual Germany.
@ARG23supreme
@ARG23supreme 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much, this really helped me. I will share with family and friends.
@Mikeboss85
@Mikeboss85 8 жыл бұрын
he is incredibly smart and spiritual person. .. i can feel that energy while i'm waching this video, can you? ;) I must say I really improved my spiritual life by listening to him...
@AwakenWithJP
@AwakenWithJP 8 жыл бұрын
He appreciates all of this :-)
@Mikeboss85
@Mikeboss85 8 жыл бұрын
+AwakenWithJP oh no JP- WE appreciate you and your knowledge that you sharing with us! :)
@spectralstarwizard1
@spectralstarwizard1 8 жыл бұрын
Nails it again and again. Thanks for the 'humor medicine' ... contrast is a great teacher, as well as its REALLY funny
@iamnumfive
@iamnumfive 8 жыл бұрын
This is soooooo spot on, OMG!
@kathyowens890
@kathyowens890 5 жыл бұрын
I love your humor SO MUCH (and the fact that there is always a message within it). My son and I are a huge fan of your work. Thank you! :)
@startrace515
@startrace515 8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, you just keep getting funnier, I swear. This is soo great!!
@Zaimless
@Zaimless 8 жыл бұрын
I am going to laugh the rest of my life over this one...
@cameron8253
@cameron8253 4 жыл бұрын
This is great stuff. Thank you
@anthonybrown7489
@anthonybrown7489 3 жыл бұрын
Great video one of the best at making a needed point
@favorx183
@favorx183 8 жыл бұрын
that blank stare is fucking killing me lol
@starisesun7692
@starisesun7692 8 жыл бұрын
All he got is purple shirts!!!!XDXDXDLMFAO!!! No shoes either XDXDXD
@Mvpj2298
@Mvpj2298 8 жыл бұрын
+zoe stary wearing shoes is not ultra spiritual
@starisesun7692
@starisesun7692 8 жыл бұрын
+Sonny Chua yeah your right 😂😂😂
@gorillaguerillaDK
@gorillaguerillaDK 8 жыл бұрын
+Sonny Chua Now you can get "five finger" shoes - they are super spiritual
@cynicaltigeruk4546
@cynicaltigeruk4546 8 жыл бұрын
Shoes oppress the feet.
@SKyrim190
@SKyrim190 8 жыл бұрын
+CynicalTigerUK Shoes disconnect you from Mother-earth and don't let its energy flow into your chacara /s
@jessied8585
@jessied8585 5 жыл бұрын
You ALWAYS crack me up I would LOVE to see the out takes. The straight face is what gets me!!!!
@wizardozark2735
@wizardozark2735 7 жыл бұрын
I really love these videos. I've been studying spirituality since before it was popular and these really point out the common misconceptions that I see in "spiritual" people. I love that they are stepping into the common life situations like this. Totally awesome video ^_^
@NnannaO
@NnannaO 7 жыл бұрын
I love this type of humor. I find it quite strange though that this is actually good advice (when you think about the opposite reaction to the actual issues they address)
@Commandelicious
@Commandelicious 8 жыл бұрын
The purple shirts just made my day.
@mick.22
@mick.22 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent advice, I am going to implement all these recommendations
@MegaBlackViolet
@MegaBlackViolet 4 жыл бұрын
How can one person be so hilarious, and at the same time be so spot-on?
@iamthatbxtxh
@iamthatbxtxh 8 жыл бұрын
The having kids part was so fucking true. Damn. That's where bad parenting comes from. Ha
@xcelarnold9247
@xcelarnold9247 8 жыл бұрын
this is good stuff thank you for this video.
@AwakenWithJP
@AwakenWithJP 8 жыл бұрын
+Xcel Arnold You're welcome. Results are guaranteed!
@xcelarnold9247
@xcelarnold9247 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you !!!!
@scottyj6226
@scottyj6226 3 жыл бұрын
The more of these videos I watch, the more insecure and anxious I feel about myself......but in a good way? I mean getting better does hurt sometimes. Like amputating and then cautorizing your gangrenous limb in order to not die alone in the woods.
@registered2comment
@registered2comment 8 жыл бұрын
So spot on. I love this.
@benbenzarb4211
@benbenzarb4211 8 жыл бұрын
This video was perfect. Everybody should watch it.
@AwakenWithJP
@AwakenWithJP 8 жыл бұрын
+Ben Benzarb Thanks Ben!
@jamesharlanjohnson6882
@jamesharlanjohnson6882 8 жыл бұрын
" I think your butt makes those pants look big". That's only fair to the pants.
@DraithVicious
@DraithVicious 7 жыл бұрын
You are seriously the best thing on the internet right now.
@alaa4587
@alaa4587 5 жыл бұрын
You're phenomenal! All my love and appreciation.
@RovingTrader
@RovingTrader 8 жыл бұрын
"Honesty is the currency of intimacy"... Hahahahaha! That's the best line!
@jessicaborgogni4933
@jessicaborgogni4933 4 жыл бұрын
RovingTrader i find that confusing because this is supposed to be sarcasm but that one is actually true...what is he suggesting, that honesty is against intimacy...? That sounds backwards
@jessicaborgogni4933
@jessicaborgogni4933 4 жыл бұрын
E.T. Phone Home i think too many people confuse honesty with bluntness. Honesty is not speaking your mind out at all times with no filter; it’s being transparent where there is a moral obligation to do so,in the other person’s and the relationship’s interest. So it’s not “hey Karen, your shoes suck!”, but rather “hey darling, I’m going out with my friends tonight and so-and-so will be there and I’ll get wasted in moderation”...it’s all the difficult conversations, it’s not letting the other invest in you when you know you’re not reciprocating, it’s not lying on things that will change your partner’s opinion of you, and so on
@jessicaborgogni4933
@jessicaborgogni4933 4 жыл бұрын
E.T. Phone Home that would absolutely be lying, if im reading the situation correctly, why would you conceal your real opinions, especially when they could help your friend also understand why the other person is mad? Certainly you’d want to share that with tact and diplomacy, but it would be helpful to no one if you didnt help them create that bridge that you can see and they cant. The only problem would be if you were validating someone’s toxic point of view, then that would be destructive, but not the sharing of your opinion per se.
@mam362
@mam362 8 жыл бұрын
She's doing her best to keep a straight face
@TheRealDrGreenbaum
@TheRealDrGreenbaum 6 жыл бұрын
This channel is gold!
@Tiger1016.
@Tiger1016. 2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap I did not realize that my ex-wife watch your channel too! You saved my sanity by showing her how to ruin our marriage! There is no other explanation for how she could have checked nearly all of these boxes without having the playbook written out for her.
@schnitzel438
@schnitzel438 8 жыл бұрын
Just found this channel... so glad I did. This guy's f'ing hilarious.
@AwakenWithJP
@AwakenWithJP 8 жыл бұрын
This guy appreciates that :-)
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