awkward vocaloid dances

[@ash_v5911]

0:56 Rin we are talking about s__cide and depression in group therapy rn. This is no time to be doing the hokey pokey.

[@akamesb4540]

Rin: *dance thru the sadness* a dance a day keeps the depression away

[@Fuckthisshitiout]

A Hokey Pokey dance a day keeps the suicide away:3

[@bobatea1950]

i am DYING

[@stale_waffles]

what song is it

[@ash_v5911]

@@stale_waffles Meltdown

[@N25fan4life]

Not the woody 💀💀💀

[@Ogrimen]

I know that guy

[@BlueMokke]

1:09 Hi, I'm Hatsune Miku and I'm your freestyle dance teacher

[@elainad6728]

Omg 😂

[@sillygoose-8008]

0:01 I PROMISE IT DOESNT HURT IF YOU FALL ON UR KNEES LIKE THAT IVE DONE IT SO MANY TIMES CUS I DO GYMNASTICS ITS LITERALLY OKAYYY THERES A SPECIFIC WAY OF FALLING SO IT DOESNT HURT PLEASE TRUST

[@user-yf1qt8uz3c]

Miku is on stone floor

[@mielkavra]

Will it work in hard and rough surfaces tho? And how do I do it

[@intra93]

​@@mielkavra you have to slow the fall using your foot

[@tatarsauce6314]

Now what about the shit Michael Jackson did? Bro spun for a minute and dropped like he was ducking a missile

[@Ghostfoxkori]

Her shoes though? 😭

[@jibrilthethingart]

1:19 THIS AINT EVEN A DANCE IT WAS JUST SO UNNECESSARY 💀💀

[@nutella511]

It was VERY necessary

[@Hugo-mc5mu]

@@nutella511it was the most necessary

[@jibrilthethingart]

@@nutella511 like they could’ve made it just a whimsical shoulder shimmy- but NO THEY JUST HAD TO BE WEIRD ABOUT IT

[@nutella511]

@jibrilthethingart No No they had to jiggle in order for her character development you really don't get it

[@doodlesezj]

@@jibrilthethingartFR

[@Eveeiloid]

1:20 meiko we know you have simps but that’s not an excuse..

[@strawberry-rl6oy]

One point! The dance for 'The disappearance of Hatsune Miku' is MEANT to be awkward, unlike most (if not all) others on the list, since the lyrics of the song explicitly talk about her losing the ability to dance well and running into 'errors'. Personally, I've always felt while watching it that it looks like someone is MAKING Miku dance, like a puppet, with stiff and robotic motions. That makes it even more emotional to watch 😢.

[@AkumaDayo]

yeah I've always loved that choreo i still think it goes hard

[@exentine7693]

I forget how goofy old vocaloid dances were, but when I look at the more recent stuff.... Nevermind 💀

[@hollomai4980]

Kaito was spared

[@duoplayzroblox]

Real where's kaito

[@xing9524]

cause he always slays trust

[@Mxtsukii0209]

Kaito's high kick in snowman mv >>>>>>>

[@beeseschurgers]

It doesn't even look like they're dancing at some points, looking like they are just moving which limbs they can and call it a dance😭😭

[@kokorosie_]

rin kagamine: "i wanna jump into a nuclear reactor!" >w< *dances cutely*

[@siunchu]

She's definitely a tumblr user

[@killua_thecatboy]

0:53 Len and his dab era ✨🔥

[@happiness_showch]

World's end dancehall one can look really awkward lol, still love most of the official choreographies tho

[@Mari_Bat]

THE CULTURE ONE IS SO TRUE OMG I was literally so disappointed when I first saw the choreo 😭😭😭

[@sunnysiderice]

Not mentioned here but Ghost Rule,,, girl,,, The camera angles really carry the MV for me

[@n00dl3gal]

As someone who has done Ghost Rule in a masquerade once, you're absolutely correct

[@n00dl3gal]

Nobody asked but here it is kzbin.info/www/bejne/jp-uiJ2gncqmi8ksi=XPOfISi61mNeGNQU

[@ness.39]

1:19 on top of being embarrassing jiggling them around like that would actually hurt if you aren't wearing like a sports bra, just like when people with larger chests run since they keep going up and down.

[@mskittygemma]

It honestly does not hurt much.

[@ness.39]

@@mskittygemma idk how it is for other afab people it just does for me

[@prithyachan333]

Running/jumping will for sure make it hurt but jiggling? Nope not at all

[@p4rtyjunk1e]

For me it hurts so BAD to run I hate it aughhh

[@someweirdo]

@@ness.39 Same

[@diaquallo]

0:17 that dance was remarkable tho-

[@retal__39g]

Bro stalks me haii :3

[@duoplayzroblox]

she literally slayed

[@pupstuff4389]

The Amazing Dolce boob shake hits the perfect intersection between awkward and camp where whenever I see it, I'm simultaneously amused and uncomfortable 😅

[@ghost_in_my_head]

1:11 what is possessing Miku?! 😭

[@Wings.and.paws.]

The fact that I’ve memorized most of these dances (first lol)

[@Porcupine_cat]

0:05 Jojo what are you doing here? Haha 😄 😅

[@GenZHalo_87]

MIKU AT THE END GIRL WAS BREAKING ALL HER BONES

[@Lenn_o]

0:29 just two silly cats interacting

[@geckae42069]

the meltdown choreo looks like me in my bedroom dancing to the music in my head while i’m trying to get tired at 12am

[@tianji_xing]

THE SOUND EFFECTS WITH MEIKO 😭

[@WaluigiInSmash]

I want to give an honorary mention to Hachioji P MMD PVs. Love them to death, even if Gumi in Dream Creator has undiagnosed scoliosis 💚🧡

[@smituna175]

0:31 this is literally just your average j-pop dance move tho 😭

[@elizi--s]

how could you forget the iconic project diva x seisou bakuretsu boy pv those hip thrusts are awkward af

[@duoplayzroblox]

AAAA NOT THOSE

[@cameron5417]

these you can only pull off if you're an actual vocaloid

[@GachaZ423]

0:35 THE SYNCING AURBSHDVBS

[@Mika_the_st4rgirl]

The dog crap on ur shoe is so true

[@berry_cakeisgood]

Meiko lowkey ate that 😭

[@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208]

0:17 LEAVE HER ALLLLOOOOONE SHES LITERALLY DYINGGGGG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Candy-8009]

0:50 Miku why the f-ck are you being a mime in dance class???

[@pavel036]

it's funny because the choreography for culture shock for magical mirai was exactly like the expectation lmao a lot better than the video SEGA made

[@Light29732]

0:38 Me when I was in France in 2013

[@azurechen123]

Average street in paris

[@sfa2mikifanx]

I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THE CULTURE DANCE WAS GOING TO BE ENERGETIC LIKE STRAIGHT UP JUMPING

[@NeneChanne]

1:09 no cause wtf actually is this!? It’s a masterpiece!

[@bigsavepaige]

Rin’s T-pose at the beginning of Kokoro in PJDV makes me laugh every time

[@Pink_Drawings]

They are just built different…

[@mskittygemma]

Meiko's boob shake is iconic.

[@Silly_pegasus214]

Naw they should take dancing lessons fr😭

[@SomeoneUDK00]

OMG You've helped me find a song I've been searching for for YEARS. I randomly stumbled upon Chaining Intention in middle school, but the title was in hiragana. THANK YOU 😭

[@BugTheObjectShowFan]

I SWEAR I SAW SOME1 SAY "the backshot of 87'" AND I AM FLABBERGASTED

[@seacatgirls]

GO GIRL GIVE US NOTHING

[@Mrbrawnie]

0:06 this fits so well it's insane lol

[@Weezyloid_02]

I had a feeling when I saw the title that purple butterfly on your right shoulder was gonna be on here

[@BossJaxin4]

14 seconds is wild

[@jrhamari]

Personally I think my personal pick for most awkward vocaloid dance would be the old live version of Rolling Girl. That dance just straight up looks like an Edit Mode PV lol (Not the newer one that had Miku interacting with the audiance, that one was really cool)

[@nai-naichan4848]

Naw the melt down dance is iconic af bro. Thay had poor lin nuckin n buckin 😭✋️

[@justxe]

i hate when in pjsk some mmj dances have them just waving like lunatics for the whole song... realistically, its only suitable for the beginning of a concert and thats only IF they didnt already do an introduction. imagine putting one of those in the middle of a live theyll be like HIIIIII WE ALREADY GREETED YOU BUT WE'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN CAUSE THEY MADE US WAVE FOR NO GODDAMN REASONNNN 🙌👋

[@justxe]

its also terrible for dance covers cause suddenly you stop doing your normal dance routine and just.. wave. at nobody.

[@MikuSoda]

I screamed at 0:56

[@ice15464]

0:55 HES FUCKING DABBING

[@duoplayzroblox]

SLAYY LEN!!!

[@noma2725]

I won't accept this Trick and Treat slander, that shit is iconic

[@eienryucho6648]

It's because the dances were meant to fit the music video vibe not concerts... Like the hand movements and walking are so good inside the MVs, please They take you to the _zone_

[@vivishuu]

WAKE UP EVERYONE MINNEMI POSTED

[@Madison12148]

Tbh woody kinda slayed that 😍

[@vepm]

"I'll be your freestyle dance teacher" ahh videos

[@floproro4]

As a long time vocaloid fan I personally believe that all vocaloid dances are awkward looking, at least when the 3d models are doing them 💀

[@F4ris_ae]

dawg woody doing that dance is hillarious😂

[@ifritdiezel]

0:56 dad at the club style

[@preciousbread9465]

Two seconds in and i feel it, i did a dance 1 time which had a fall like that, i fell more than 20 times. My knees now aren't the same

[@DrizzingSakuras]

I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF THIS AND I YEARN FOR MORE MOTHER PLEASE FEED US

[@Speedyduhdog]

1:09 AYY BREAK IT DOWN MIKU😍❗️❗️

[@rayenaya1479]

Meltdown is my favorite of them all, I didn't see the choreo 🥲

[@Username1-d8v]

This video made my day

[@MsZsc]

vocaloi

[@vocaloidingviva3640]

😭😭😭😭why you gotta make it hurt tho!? More! Pt 2 please

[@kjg498]

The live choreo for Stardust Utopia is also really goofy lmao

[@DanytalyJosephine]

that 2011 meltdown choreo at least was interesting to see live vs the static one used for every other concert. also it just hit me that she basically anticipated jojo siwa's dance moves

[@lselm244]

Love how all of the cryptonloids are here except the one that fanonically is a pervet

[@everyonesplace1267]

but lens here.

[@princesspompom0054]

@@everyonesplace1267 I think they're talking about Kaito

[@ankleina]

i HAVE to add… miku in the beginning of wah wah world in pjsk

[@TheFourOfHearts]

Dude you forgot the “Get Down” dance when they just ignore the laws of physics 😂

[@dogofchaos]

That's a meme originating from two bored Japanese schoolboys, it's not an official choreography

[@-.aluvre]

Rui near the end of showtime ruler in project Sakai 3D MV

[@delilahdahlia247]

My disappointment with Culture Shock was immeasurable. I can't believe that's what they thought of for the Miku Challenge when they had such an energetic song.

[@neetamoori8690]

At least the dance in the actual concert fits better

[@3691rune]

I liked nobody brought up Skeleton Orchestra and Lilia from project mirai/project diva Just looking at her dance is exhausting.

[@random_hime]

them jiggle physics at end. is a must

[@Lady_ETHNE]

I swear Vocaloid dances are rather the most impressive Choreography I’ve seen for pop Music or the most awkward robotic dancing I’ve ever seen and there’s no in-between. Also why is the Culture choreography so boring 😭

[@Minnemi]

fr culture is SO disappointing

[@cattokomo]

nahhh the len and rin cat cosplay dance got me 😭😭😭

[@Blomporororo]

Sega made MEIKO so dirty in amazing dolce bro ☹️

[@haohoho35p94]

Last one... Yeah...

[@mitskiteamo01]

but i like the butterfly on your right shoulder dance 😭😭

[@gonulgul9620]

Slay MİNNEMİ QUEEN ❤️(the adventures of gakupo and gachapoid New seasion when?)

[@Minnemi]

SOON

[@gonulgul9620]

@@Minnemi thanks lmao

[@sundae_z]

I'd like to argue that Disappearance's choreography works, as it looks like she's being forced to dance and look all happy, even though she's literally dying and is trying to give one final message before she disappears forever.

[@LadyDreamfyre]

"now imagine literally anyone else doing this dance" "i can't tell if this is the best or the worst choreo i've ever seen" I live for these comments. Where's Ievan Polka tho???

[@TwisterzX0_VIII]

god wheres that one where miku and the kagamines were dancing to shake it and len looked ugly

[@RockyKitKat]

0:57 AND 1:01 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD WHY DID RIN MOVE LIKE THAT😭😭

[@ThePipofDespair]

1:19 sus

[@lizzydarkrose]

The only time I ever love criticism like this is when it comes from other vocaloid fans. Like, yeah it's stupid, but we love it anyways lmao

[@wompadillœ]

0:39 the caption 😭 you’re so right though, i’ll never see that dance the same way

[@starburst7-v1o]

LOLLL THE WAY SHE WENT DOWN 0:51 (The sound effects make it funnier-)

[@bitherukyubloo6897]

at this point, with such logic, every dance counts

[@amayascloud]

I remember learning some of these dances as a kid and finding them weird even then. Especially the star trek hand thing they all do 😂

[@laurenzakat8650]

They are all so majestic omg…just bringing it up because im autistic about PJSK but some VBS coreo has me rolling, especially beyond the way and brain revolution girl, love them and their goofy moves

[@CookieandCosmoHEHEHE]

They’re so silly with their dance moves :D

[@R3e0]

I love how Minnemi has her own vocaloid thumbnail style like, I instantly know its a Minnemi video just by looking at the thumbnail for 1 sec

[@yunachan02]

The most short video i had seen, it totally worth it lmao

[@vickiw4108]

the pjdiva choreo for meltdown is so graceful and then the concert choreo is erm...whatever this is...

[@matias9978]

The Mikupa Meltdown looks like that one generic zumba motion 😭😭😭

[@n00dl3gal]

I actually sprained my ankle trying to do the Disappearance dance so uhhh no you're totally right

[@doodlesezj]

the last one 💀