Baby Geniuses: A Horror Film In Disguise

[@jen_is_not_ok]

Kurtis: The movie’s almost over Movie: **continues to not be over**

[@Jasmadisen]

Honey Lemon aha

[@gerenuk8245]

Honey Lemon he said almost over not completely over lol

[@hanyan2012]

Kurtis why do u kinda remind me of young and more handsome Steve Buscemi lol. also we’re from the same city:)

[@Treproductions-Kh4]

@@jen_is_not_ok because the definition of “almost over” is not over yet but is close to the end of

[@Thelastunicornlover]

😂😂😂

[@kesiasegar5786]

The baby laugh sounds like the one you'd hear on an old Nokia phone

[@naanbiryaaani]

I REMEMBER THAT OH MY FUCKIN GOD, IT'S CALLED "CACKLE"

[@frosty_teacup]

Omg is that the same one that Jenna and Julien talked about on one of their 'bad apps' videos??

[@alp.1890]

My grandma still has a nokia phone 😂

[@ashleewhittlesey7874]

Oooooo

[@Thelastunicornlover]

😂❤

[@mrgibbets34]

Anyone named Sylvester wasn’t born, they’ve just always been 35

[@brookeaudrea3615]

The Sock this is the funniest comment i’ve seen in the past week

[@misskaydawkins]

And my uncle

[@emocaprison2814]

Nah it only chipmunks bro

[@roriguthrie6824]

What chipmunk is named Sylvester

[@emocaprison2814]

@@roriguthrie6824 Sylvester from Alvin and the Chipmunks bro😔🤚

[@grimble4564]

Honestly seeing Dickie dressed like a Gen Z twitch streamer from 2022 in a movie from 1999 is like witnessing someone deliver a prophecy

[@starnathanstar]

He genuinely looks so good with the fit and his hair

[@lucidfantasies2732]

I was asked for feedback on this comment 🔥

[@MoonMoonTM]

That's how fashion works. It goes out of style and then comes back. Lmfao

[@crowsandghosts]

Dickie showed up on screen and I almost choked, I need his fit

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

Clearly he's the secret of the universe. We thankfully don't need any baby geniuses to figure that out.

[@Mitreme]

everytime kurtis says “dude”, an angel gets its wings

[@naanbiryaaani]

👼🏽🦋👼🏽

[@beekidsart1176]

Dhwani Tripathi oh hell no

[@albedox6428]

I'm a baby

[@toulousesho]

Facts

[@drawacircle323]

And every time the copy-paste baby sound effect is used a devil gets its horns ^^

[@jacob5316]

Baby geniuses copy-pasted laugh: *exists* Neil Breen explosion sound effect: finally a worthy opponent

[@shannybabes96]

And that Wilhelm scream XD

[@Polikaize]

HEY! Wilhelm scream is the king of kings in the realm of overused sound effects! no one can ever dream of opposing it

[@athenab5828]

C RY I N G

[@philia___]

LMFAO HSGFWTYYWGDU

[@RustOnWheels]

Please don’t start doing research into the sound sample collection used for foley because it will ruin every movie. Red tailed hawk, Doppler truck horn, three screech airplane tire landing, owl sounds, cat and dog sounds, diddy laugh et cetera et cetera.

[@lakenj]

Jesus Christ I can’t believe I watched this as a child and was like “oh yeah this is good”

[@idc2498]

Saaamme -_-

[@coras7615]

it was my *favourite fucking movie* hoooooooowww

[@yogarcia6066]

Yeees same

[@mrgibbets34]

Y’know what’s even more confusing? That’s what the filmmakers also thought when making this movie.

[@peanutbutter6194]

DUDE I KNOOOOW, as a kid i used to go like "this right here, this my shit"

[@jossypoo]

Favorite fact about this film is that the twins were played by triplets. I always thought that was so weird. Normally twin babies for a single character, so naturally two-baby must be THREE-baby!

[@r.j.penfold]

It's probably for work related laws. Like kids can't work as many hours as adults so if they have twins/triplets they can swap them out when one is tired

[@milo1728]

“slyvester and his wrinkly little hands” sounds like the name of a bad autobiography

[@mirahartley6556]

or a punk band

[@Lex-loves-blueberries]

Juan Cortez Muro dude literally stop

[@Livingdeadgrl1967]

I thought it was more of a shitty rock band but this is ×10 better

[@notapplicable6985]

The story of the man who animated sylvester the cat

[@mothman4672]

@@mirahartley6556 god now i want to start a punk band with this name that sounds fucking sick

[@arbuckle6103]

“Mom, can we get The Rugrats Movie?” “No, we have The Rugrats Movie at home.” *The Rugrats Movie at home:*

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

J Green The Media Guy loll true tho

[@pawsnotclaws2772]

J Green The Media Guy lol

[@vebvin]

oh my god ur right

[@NeptuneChildASMR]

Was literally thinking “soo...Rugrats live action?”

[@yikesimnotinteresting5153]

J Green The Media Guy or the boss baby film....... down to the smart babies and the “babyco”

[@itsbella8066]

my mom showed me this movie when i was six and the babies freaked me out so much i refused to be near my 3-year-old brother for like three weeks

[@edna5764]

AW why do i find this cute,😭 thats the most normal reaction honestly

[@neeco6922]

DONT BREAK THE 99 LIKES!!

[@jeaniciasparkles]

Idk why but I found this hilarious and kinda hope this happens to my future children 😂😅

[@uhm9469]

@@jeaniciasparkles ah yes, trauma ☺️💕 who wouldn't wish that on young children

[@carolinebilletdoux3091]

Ur brother was probably like "👁👄👁 tf i do fam?"

[@pap-fr]

"i dont steal babies from jungle gyms" same energy as "i dont have feelings for Christi North"

[@richardbradley4735]

Fr

[@The_real_camel923]

He literally said it in the same tone

[@artnerd3727]

"you can feel your brain rotting as you watch this" kurtis: "i used to watch this everyday" makes sense

[@LeMon-uw2hy]

w o w

[@emiliew5553]

i mean

[@2350CST]

Ouch, but haha

[@200bees]

Don’t roast our mayor like this

[@admiralgremlin6767]

Mega OOF

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

Why is no one talking about the fact that the mom's name is "Robbin Bobbins"?

[@jackieh.1599]

THANK YOU

[@emas5511]

i'm stealing bobby pins

[@moodyhumor]

Inbedded Lmao I’m dead

[@kul444sum]

At least it isn't Robbin dabank

[@lavender_milk312]

Robbin robbing babys HAHAHAHAhahahha.... I'm going to hell bye

[@taraaarat]

Kurtis looking at every single scene: no this is my least favorite

[@crispyliza7050]

*krut

[@taraaarat]

Lol my bad

[@3starsburningbright]

15:53

[@teddytoucan6276]

Every time kurtis makes a “______er? I hardly know her!” joke I get a smile that cannot be replicated in any other circumstance

[@theradioestofbois]

A Kurtis grin? A Kurt-in?

[@charlesthewendigo2494]

Nice pfp

[@ner7811]

@@dincjfs seeing as you're not saying it, you are incredibly obtuse and moronic for even thinking to comment this.

[@anynonymous1585]

I hardly know her? I hardly know her! I hardly know her? I hardly know her!

[@pipersmith2338]

My name is Piper This is my life. XD

[@az4154]

baby talk majors be like: I got a shit due this friday

[@averybalderas3479]

azeria シ this is the funniest thing i’ve read today

[@menah327]

this comment is very underrated

[@aamirahwilson7444]

Lmao

[@blackpinksmum6114]

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[@reggiemorel4554]

Or literally mean "I got a ton of shit to turn in"

[@ryoki_PH]

"I don't steal babies from jungle gyms!" hmm that sounds like something someone who steals babies from jungle gyms would say

[@disjectamembruh4033]

Deltamel is that a 🅱️riska

[@hana-sd8ws]

Deltamel ok vaska

[@microwavelesley6233]

Ok vriska

[@garuspiks]

vriska.

[@liliasleftjacketsleeve]

Ok Vriska

[@4n3m01a]

the extra greeting is the only thing keeping me going atm

[@wynterp9565]

CRAFTASTIC DIY same

[@baileymoura4492]

Lmfao same tbh

[@azjahyoung]

SAME

[@moonblushASMR]

I was honestly about to comment something similar 😔

[@orieking]

When he said he hopes we're doing well it warmed my heart because I'm doing so not-well

[@dimensionalremi]

i'm an english as a second language teacher and had to study a LOT of language acquisition science in school, and this movie was SO CLOSE to actually talking about something real! fun fact, babies actually have a truly insane capability for language and actively lose that capability as they age. a newborn can distinguish between more sounds than any adult on the planet, but by around 11 months will lose that ability and stop making those distinctions (i.e. a baby whose family speaks arabic as a native language would stop being able to distinguish between "p" and "b"). there is so, SO much more to talk about when it comes to children and their innate language skills (shoutout to my guy noam chomsky father of modern linguistic theory) and yet this movie just made shit up!!

[@emmahansen7005]

Kurtis: Sylvester is an ugly baby name Sylvester Stallone: *cries*

[@yeddiiie]

Lol, that's who I thought of too, but it turns out that his actual first name is really Michael. Full name = Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone.

[@nathanforester5993]

Somewhere...Sylvester the cat is crying.

[@mekishik0]

sylvester stallone is exempt from this because he was born a full-grown man. the more you know

[@mannemarco333]

He said a baby name, not a god name.

[@JayeMusicc]

Baby Bunting ruined my life

[@bryh555]

I love the idea of a plumber genuinely asking a 2 year old to hand him a wrench and expecting them to do it

[@patrickd.397]

It would be more realistic if the baby just didn’t give him the wrench at all instead of obliterating his nads

[@emic2590]

@@patrickd.397 cause the all movie is about being realistic af right

[@bogwife7942]

that's my favourite bit. I ask my cat to pass me things all the time and then get mock offended when he just meows at me instead and stares at me with his big stupid eyes

[@TheTuttle99]

​@@bogwife7942HAHAHAHA you're so funny and quirky

[@bogwife7942]

@@TheTuttle99 thanks ^_^

[@mikeox_is_small]

That ending makes it seem like all the babies died.

[@BeefeusSteak]

Good ending

[@yourannoyinglittlebrother8595]

Lol batman

[@ehlins]

Only if....

[@spAcecAdet180]

Kinda wish they did

[@Thathouseinnebraska]

666 like Even tho ✨✨No one cares✨✨

[@jackiedaytona2200]

Hearing someone menacingly say, "Dance! We're gonna put a baby head on you," is just THE funniest thing.

[@Mirala0618]

According to a 1997 NY Times article “The most difficult bits of action are performed by a 15-year-old midget stunt double and an 8-year-old star gymnast who put on latex baby-face masks when the script calls for leaping and jumping.” Yikes 😬

[@AwkwardBlackGal613]

Did they really use the m word?

[@Mirala0618]

AwkwardBlackGal Yes; it is a direct quote. I personally do not support the use of that term.

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

AwkwardBlackGal It’s probably because it was from 1997, people would say that kind of stuff without even thinking. :/

[@ironicallyxiconic]

The hands looked like little people hands, too

[@folklore_of_beth]

But this came out in 1999?? Lol

[@creeperinvasion6885]

I like how they just refer to "the secrets of the universe" as if that means literally anything

[@leme9909]

it's some real hitchhikers guide shit fr

[@Random-sk6hm]

obviously the babies know its 42

[@leme9909]

@@Random-sk6hm kissing you passionately

[@foxpro3002]

so at one point that means I knew the secrets of life, the universe and everything, pretty neat if you ask me!.

[@Lincfish10894TS]

@@foxpro3002everything I knew, now sealed away in the abyss of my mind.

[@parkiebearr]

“Baby Bunting” looks like the thumb people from spy kid, and I can’t say I like that.

[@zachanikwano]

Azalea Don't diss the thumb people. They were pinnacles of beauty.

[@comradesoup]

Thumb-thumbs were sexy and you know it.

[@Duplicatecatsj]

I can not tell you how many times I lost future children to a sock for those thumb people u better not be dissing them

[@hsmacaraig]

All Hail Zeffo ikr danggg tho. them thumbssss

[@hsmacaraig]

that’s an insult to all the thumb-thumbs.

[@Knirrax]

There are real people who beleive in the "babies hold universal knowledge that they forget by the time they grow older" thing... I see it on tiktok all the time

[@lizzyrank5405]

Kids next door did it better

[@awesomefox555]

I blame this movie

[@grimble4564]

At least that's a pretty harmless conspiracy theory to believe in

[@Random-sk6hm]

Because they literally do? Stop being fooled by Big Formula

[@thewizard1]

TikTok is a mistake

[@venomanic]

everytime kurtis says “folks” and then aggressively claps his hands, the circle of life continues and somewhere in the world a rainbow forms

[@pey.wils9]

And an angel gets it's wings

[@elk1827]

Nice Q profile!

[@SallyB_23]

I have a mini existential crisis every time he claps and just lets it echo into the depths of my soul, but I recover from it in literal seconds so it's fine

[@anushka3668]

your pfp😭

[@Familycomp4]

Can confirm, just saw a rainbow appear

[@metanoia3438]

“That’s such a dumb way to end something. Just show the things we saw but slower and with an emotional soundtrack” Wait till he watches Twilight

[@littleloohoo1678]

Daisy Doodie please

[@ligokleftis]

STOP twilight is justified

[@snovaspectre2]

@@ligokleftis twilight is shit

[@sxiyuh]

@@ligokleftis twilight is sooo bad

[@laniedeedee]

Rbotron but in a good way 😔✊🏻

[@오호랏예헷-k3d]

I don't only want the extra greeting. I want an extra farewell as well

[@turbkeysamdwich1880]

This movie is the epitome of “ My kid said this, and then everyone started clapping. He’s only 2 by the way.”

[@sophiaboyce3383]

Kids named after their one trait like “Sly”, “Wit”, “Kurtis Conner Fan”

[@Everythinfwhreitfalld]

This is objectively the best comment on this video

[@sophiaboyce3383]

Sam Imlay you have made me smile and my day was not going well Thankyou 😭🙈❤️

[@Everythinfwhreitfalld]

Sophia Boyce of course!! I hope your day gets better :)))

[@elise3586]

Sophia Boyce HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES

[@niftythegoblin]

People are SLEEPING on this comment lmaoo

[@sabinkaocovska9830]

Kurtis getting annoyed at the baby laugh is a whole ass mood

[@bizzylizzy2214]

So is anyone gonna tell him that there is a sequel

[@katz7632]

Bizzy Lizzy there’s a wHAT-

[@dalianstopjones3767]

@@katz7632 Its even worse

[@Emm1698]

I didn’t know there was a first baby genius until Kurtis talked bout it. I had only ever seen Superbabies 😂

[@annamartin9840]

Bizzy Lizzy thats against the laws of the universe

[@graceypoje5709]

Righttt

[@sethharris813]

Props to the casting director for putting Kathleen Turner and Kim Kattral in roles where they're related. I always get them mixed up in my head

[@DrX-dh6th]

Me: watches Drew’s video Me: refreshes YT Me: watches Kurtis’s video Nice

[@tinagonzalez8750]

literally wtf lmao i did the same

[@carleigh6392]

HAHA I JUST DID THAT

[@maxy9540]

HA HA HA HA... i did that

[@nunbun4084]

Same

[@carolinecady5505]

I got his notification as I was watching Drew's and honestly I'm living for it

[@dominika7832]

Sly: another copy paste laugh Krut: hey *KRUT IT OUT*

[@you-xq5bl]

Lol, I'ma use that for now on

[@Jabadamazo]

I can't imagine looking down at a tiny little innocent baby with its cute little face and going, "Sylvester."

[@kiraaisling9603]

Sylvester’s aren’t born they’re spawned at 35 years old

[@aliciaalejandra4941]

Most babies aren't cute lol. But still Sylvester....

[@pretzel9093]

The nickname Sylvie would probably be used quite a bit, and that's (in my opinion) a cute name for a kid.

[@parisr.2894]

Leave my man Sylvester Stallone alone lol

[@AndresMartinez-xg2up]

@@aliciaalejandra4941 you gotta wait a few months till they aren't wrinkly

[@originaluseername]

genuinely did NOT expect to hear the word “ass” in baby geniuses. weird.

[@tsuki_avocado]

Why is no one talking about the "undress" scene, like- - Take off your clothes. - At least you could take me to dinner first~ Me: *proyectile vomits*

[@isaacisis5876]

Baby: **holding a cigar, completely naked** call me Me: *gags with the force of a thousand suns*

[@Glamwraith66]

Yeah that made me feel sooooo uncomfortable

[@tsuki_avocado]

@@isaacisis5876 That was probably the worst part, no doubt

[@crazygur1y]

@@isaacisis5876 Who was the creepy adult that thought writing that scene into the movie was a good idea

[@billylewis3567]

@@crazygur1y oh FUCK i didnt think of that holy shit

[@phifuru]

the name 'Baby Bunting' sounds like a felony if I'm being honest-

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

What do you think the crime would be

[@phifuru]

@@AbsoluteGorbSupreme what do you think I think the crime would be

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@@phifuru mass baby beatings

[@raiyanfarhan7502]

Bunting means pregnant (for animals) in my country

[@ruetistic]

🅱️aby 🅱️unting

[@BBall0027]

8:31 Having that thing on the screen at the same time as the costume design credit is poetic. Like the movie was like "here's the person to blame for your nightmares"

[@caseyw1288]

babies: know everything their 2nd birthday: vibe check

[@tabbwidell6262]

Me: 🙁 Kurtis: wears a shirt that say “I’m baby” Me: 🙂

[@jamezizlamez]

"It's kind of a horror movie because it has talking babies.." Boy wait til' this dude hears about the movie Boss Baby

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

Jamison Mejia-Sarate Boss baby is art compared to this. At least it’s cgi is good

[@sqeak6317]

@@gregjayonnaise8314 its entirely animated i would hope it would be good or i would be very upset

[@Leo-pu8co]

At least it’s animated and it’s not real baby’s

[@cammartin9386]

Cora Swan was last

[@sashkalembowitz203]

Watching the boss baby series on netflix is honestly my down time and it is HILARIOUS

[@NobleHam]

So, I'm just gonna say, if babies DO know the secrets of the universe, and when they turn 2 they forget everything, it is 100% justified and moral to hold them in a lab and experiment on them to get that information. They'll just forget when they're older anyway.

[@King-of-Corvids]

As long as you don't hurt the kids that's fine tbh

[@lua-dh3jn]

@@King-of-Corvids i mean even if u hurt them they will forget so it’s alright

[@kaskaskas]

I think hurting a baby makes you a bad person whether or not they remember it 💀

[@carameldotzip]

but like everyone on earth dies and afterwards they can’t remember their life so i feel like that’s not the best metric of meaningful emotion

[@iamgnome6230]

Bruh trauma made me forget half of the abuse I experienced as a child, but that does not at all make it okay.

[@leewhite4955]

I’m disappointed that the horror trailer didn’t say “ *he’s back* ” . . . “ *and he wanna hug* ”

[@julianapanhorst9955]

I'm disappointed that the trailer didn't say "he's bunting".

[@RedNarboneta]

@@julianapanhorst9955 BIG baby bunting

[@leewhite4955]

Nathalie Dediu I’m pretty sure it’s just one of the sound effects on PowerPoint slides. My chemistry teacher used it a few days ago and it was horrifying.

[@shitilostmyfish8367]

when slyvester said : *hehhahahahahaahheheheehhahahaheheh* i felt that

[@vizarra5769]

*Slyvester

[@tintinabello]

Baby Geniuses walked so Cats (2019) could run.

[@papiliona3533]

Oh well I never was there ever a baby so clever as magical Mr Sylvester(lees?) _Also cats had good choreography change my mind_

[@gerenuk8245]

Valentina Abello lmao

[@navleensidhu6134]

alive trueee

[@ivybrowning9830]

SHE FUCKING STRUTTED THAT RUNWAY MAMA

[@wt6241]

Run on that cat walk Pun intended

[@zubetp]

"baby bunting" is a reference to an old english nursery rhyme: bye, baby bunting daddy's gone a-hunting gone to get a rabbit's skin to wrap the baby bunting in. "bunting" is an old affectionate word that means "plump." in the 30's, there was also a popular product called a baby bunting that was just a little puffy hooded garment to bundle your baby up in while it's in the stroller.

[@bunniebabiey7568]

So um, everyone who watched this basically just went on a movie date with Kurtis and the whole movie, he just talked.

[@buggybin]

BLEEDING SOUL and I was on my phone the whole time, at least we both have terrible movie etiquette together😌

[@timfrey2358]

and the other viewers weren't constantly telling us to shut tf up, best date ever.

[@ヒラガナ-e5d]

Imagine: You’re watching a shitty movie with Kurtis and he’s talking into a camera the whole time while you’re checking your brand endorsements on Instagram. Neither of you speak to each other for the next 3 hours.

[@everclearevelyn4999]

He only talked that much because he's baby

[@mollykircher3104]

I fucking wish I could go on a movie date with Kurt's. That's all I want.

[@NylaTheWolf]

"Take off your clothes." "Okay, Slick, but at least you can take me to dinner first." Look, I'm all for innuendo, and this joke I'd usually find funny, but...when it's coming from a baby??? I don't know about that one, chief. I guess the intention was that it would be funnier because they're babies? But it's just...no.

[@icypopsicle9082]

Exactly

[@drawnwithlove3499]

I feel like pedophiles wrote this movie

[@christinamorrigan8573]

@@drawnwithlove3499 it was 1999, pedophiles made /all/ the movies

[@i.nv.u]

it was so creepy how did that make the cut 😭

[@weepyllama]

The fucking cigar dude, what the fuck 😃😃

[@preranapradeep3963]

I've never seen Kurtis get this annoyed and frustrated

[@preranapradeep3963]

@Aaron Martin it's hella funny lol

[@PacoChamp96]

I remember having this movie on cassette but in Spanish and it’s just as memorable and terrifying as the English one

[@NerdFiction]

I just want to let you know, my first job in film was as a Post Production Coordinator for this company while Baby Geniuses 3, 4 AND 5 were being made. It was a horrible place to be, and the guy (steven paul) who ran it all legit thought these were good movies. I get immense satisfaction in watching you rip this movie apart while also probably knowing several of the people who did the vfx for it.

[@NerdFiction]

Might I also suggest you watch "Chilly Christmas" made by the same people, I worked on it, and it's one of the worst movies ever made.

[@bandaid.bandit]

@@NerdFiction you’re roasting them all lool

[@RetroIsaac]

They did 4 more?!

[@masonwhite4262]

Was the terrifying baby bunting thing mentioned or referenced in the productions of these films?

[@fakehuman9694]

Daymn

[@whatamidoing_mov]

On the Baby Bunting poster, a good caption would be "It's Bunting Season"

[@aslanasoobz]

I fucking loved this movie as a kid, the scene where that one baby dances to stayin alive truly shaped my sense of humor

[@sticksliketheriver8537]

if the stayin alive scene is any indication of your mental state, i really want you to seek professional help

[@Wariors_World]

😭✋

[@TheBlackkAngell]

Bless your soul sir

[@shadow_shine3578]

So did I but I didn't remember anything but the ending and man this is scary.

[@Familycomp4]

I mean probably the reason why those weird dancing baby in roller-skates videos exist

[@Owlways-sleepy]

The weird sexualization of babies in this movie is revolting like wtf 🤢

[@iclynnx]

And they say gay and trans people do that. It's so hypocritical.

[@Enbi_bitch2]

​@@iclynnx i love your pfp

[@sunshine6997]

Kurtis is just salty that he crossed over

[@101avakinashley8]

sunshine6997 an I oop

[@kc5030]

kurtis is making fun of baby’s named sylvester like he wasn’t a baby named KURTIS

[@orchdork775]

Good point. That is a strange name for a baby 😂

[@dryb0nesz]

Also Karen like have you ever heard of a baby called Karen

[@brittanyr9471]

@@dryb0nesz Both my mom and my aunt on my dad's side are named Karen. It's weird to think about. Also, I have an aunt named Minerva. My coworker named her son Gary. I think he's just a small old man.

[@Mary-lh9bj]

I have a baby cousin named Walter. He’s so cute but it’s a little funny for a baby to be named Walter

[@ewegenna]

imagine being named AGNUS as a baby

[@lvbboi9]

"Can we not name the main characters after the trait that you want them to have??" Inside Out: *intense sweating*

[@elk1827]

Inside Out’s different. They are literally just the traits they have

[@lvbboi9]

@@elk1827 ik, it was just a dumb joke of thought of lol

[@elk1827]

@@lvbboi9 Well in that case it was funny!

[@lvbboi9]

@@elk1827 :D

[@johannaexile7452]

Good day

[@kasibelle]

As a child this was also one of my favorite movies (it was released shortly after I was born, funny enough), and I can't believe how my parents didn't turn off this absolutely horrifying movie. Thank you for the recap, dear lord have mercy. 😅

[@SallyB_23]

Low-key tho, Whit's sister is honestly my fave character, she's got the best lines, I mean seriously: "When I speak for the first time I'm just gonna quote the Gettysburg Address, flat out" truly iconic, QUEEN SHIT, no wonder I loved her when I watched this movie once a million years ago

[@raindrop2417]

😍we Stan a queen that knows her American history😍😍😭😭

[@southerncoyote]

Holy whit; you can’t tell them you’re a time traveler like that!

[@Random-sk6hm]

She's a legend, she's an icon and she IS the moment

[@HubCityMan]

I can't wait till people don't preface statements with low key anymore

[@evemulhall36]

DUDE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DREAM I HAD BECAUSE I WATCHED IT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND CAN ONLY REMEMBER PARTS OF IT

[@Bigclown1916]

Eve Mulhall sometimes it’s like that

[@madisonjames6917]

Dream? More like nightmare. And I can totally relate. I’m about 40% sure I’ve gone on a hike with my dad to this one place. All my dreams are so freaking realistic, I once dreamt about my history teacher giving me homework, and the next day honestly being worried in class because I didn’t know what the homework was we were supposed to turn in. I hear about people driving race cars, and here I am dreaming about school and hiking. They always are things that honestly could have happened in real life. I once dreamt about going shopping for bar stools. And the next night had a follow up dream where I had finished getting the stools, with all the same people and everything. I must just be such an interesting person lol.

[@evemulhall36]

Madison James yes omg that’s so odd it happens to me too and then the next day i’ll be confused whether or not it actually happened

[@butwhydoesidindoitbadah7090]

Jesus, if these are the kinds of dreams you're having, I think you need to switch sleeping medications or something, that's terrifying xD

[@evemulhall36]

but why does i din do it bad??? AH yeah my dreams can get really odd...

[@angiadcock8196]

That whole baby named Sylvester conversation took me down a mental path that ended with me trying to picture Sylvester Stallone as a baby. I blame you for that trauma Kurtis.

[@Shrekrules471]

I can imagine him fighting Ivan Drago in a daycare.

[@FriedEgg69]

Sylvester stallone :)

[@lucky458]

I thought it was the cat from looney tunes 💀

[@HubCityMan]

Same exact thing happened to me 😂

[@wishtopublish]

​@@Shrekrules471۱

[@sarahcampbell2604]

I noticed the cgi mouths for the babies taking when I was a kid too. In my kid brain, I figured the mouth movements were what we see and the movie translated the incoherent babbling that babies actually make into discernible dialogue. I still like this logic ☺️

[@RabbitTeacup]

dickie literally is dressed like an instagram egirl in that first pink outfit omg

[@leavemychannelaloneiquit840]

RabbitTeacup oml yus lol

[@Starrynights1924]

No, they dress like him.

[@Grace-iv1ho]

Such a legend

[@apathetixx6184]

his name is dickie what do you expect

[@mushtoomz4725]

dicky was waaayyy before his time and none of us even realized

[@dorenjackson1166]

& I never knew Dicky was played by the same actor/main character from “paper brigade”

[@palekingshusband]

nice ranboo pfp :D

[@devindalton4688]

It's literally the exact same concept as the character Klinger from the show M.A.S.H.

[@jaheyrissa]

Nice pfp

[@mushtoomz4725]

@@palekingshusband thank you :0 I drew it

[@sammargerum7283]

I’m a speech pathology masters student doing clinical rotations in early intervention so I quite literally am majoring in baby talk

[@eebertdeebert]

Impressive. I can't understand babies for the life of me, until they start to speak a language I can speak (For instance, English). Majoring in Baby Talk sounds pretty epik(Tm) to me.

[@sammargerum7283]

@@eebertdeebert thanks I love it!

[@picklekorn755]

I love how these replies are still fresh btw that is very impressive good job Sam

[@rainrainlsn]

@@eebertdeebert q ⁰

[@12woodsteps]

Im curious, what does that mean? Like, is it just recognizing the begining of a cry as needing food/diaper/blanket? Because I can't imagine it's like this movie..

[@VoxVocisCruora]

17:42 Uhhhh is no one gonna talk about the fact that that child is holding a cigar???

[@koobacalf]

Nobody: KZbin right next to the video when i exit full screen: RENT BABY GENIUSES FOR ONLY $3.99!

[@subekennedy9554]

And they have the nerve to try to advertise. I have not the slightest desire to watch this movie lol

[@ChiB2004]

Well its decreased in value because I got the same but for 2.49 instead

[@hildetheroadwarrior5233]

Chiana Butterfield you probably got the ad in USD instead of CAD

[@andrewnesbitt6100]

I’m living in Korea right now and it is 900 won or around 0.80 cents USD

[@imkool3690]

...i follow you on tik tok, was hoping i would see you one day in kurtis’s KZbin comment section lol

[@brookb6488]

11:30 Did the movie really say that babies speak cuneiform? Cuneiform is a script that was used to write down languages and not its own language. That is like saying men have the ability to speak comic sans.

[@hidden-behind-wisteria2701]

@Alexander Steel John Mulaney speaks in italics

[@klaklaus]

I speak in Papyrus size 12

[@notjohnbruno1522]

*I only speak in bold*

[@proffesionalweredog7426]

kurzgesagt narrarator speaks times new roman

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa90]

@@notjohnbruno1522 *Yes*

[@pastedino6670]

23:43 Therapist: don’t worry, baby bunting isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Baby bunting:

[@hufflepuffhorcrux3269]

Why did u watch this video at 1am ... 😖

[@firstnamelastname-bw9yc]

Hufflepuff Horcrux me watching this at 1 am, almost 2 am:👁👄👁

[@A0L05]

@@hufflepuffhorcrux3269 *timezones exist* 🤯🤯

[@hufflepuffhorcrux3269]

Fooxpawyt my point was that watching at 1am it’s scary-

[@Hanluna31200]

The baby dancing is an actor called Josh Ryan Evans who also played child grinch in The Grinch, but sadly died

[@mimisezlol]

This is so sad. He'd be 42 if he were alive today

[@sohnitis]

that extra greeting just hits different when you're subscribed and know it's for you

[@HyperfixatationInc]

Just wait until Krut learns that almost everyone calls Sylvester Stallone "Sly"

[@delta0x]

better than dick from richard

[@natalieruth5810]

Krutis

[@HyperfixatationInc]

@@delta0x I hope he bought you dinner first

[@candi4202]

@@HyperfixatationInc ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@Slimtailz]

Dat_Gay_Boi better then kids calling kurtis dad

[@kait2223]

we need a baby genius spinoff where kurtis plays ALL the babies

[@verticallettuce3140]

kaitlyn is an egghead we need a baby genius spinoff where kurtis plays everyone

[@DocBree13]

Bunting is an old-fashioned way of clothing babies, and Baby Bunting is an old lullaby I used to play on a tape for my daughter. She’s now grown, and I’m so glad I never got this movie for her when she was little. I just couldn’t see myself sitting through it.

[@pascal9394]

woman singing: I was lost, in the woods... sylvester: 🕺🏻✨

[@lunamcboss6504]

What is the name of that song anyways?

[@zebles200]

@@lunamcboss6504 The Fairies by Ramin

[@GA_131]

@Alexander Steel it does

[@benbladetv8209]

@zebles200 thank you, I have been looking for this song for months lol

[@sthuvbot]

Istg the original song in the movie was the gift of love

[@wjsn9130]

i feel like “baby geniuses” is a fever dream in my memory

[@tegantalks9612]

wjsn this movie came out 2 days after my 5th birthday and my fucking daycare made it their go to movie to watch next to space jam. So glad I haven’t had to watch this in about 17 or 18 years now.

[@odasakusashdildo2143]

@@tegantalks9612 ight but space jam was my whole childhood

[@tegantalks9612]

@@odasakusashdildo2143 I've got no beef with Space Jam but still hate Baby Geniuses

[@odasakusashdildo2143]

@@tegantalks9612 good.

[@oliverwitte996]

CUNEIFORM ISN'T A LANGUAGE! This hurt me so much, you can't "speak" cuneiform, it's the earliest form of writing and is essentially just complicated tally marks, you can't even really READ it, you're just like "oh these shapes mean there are 17 sheep in that flock" THAT'S the extent of what this system of writing can convey.

[@Robyn.the.Human.x]

I cringed so hard at that as well. It took me a few minutes to move on from that tbh.

[@birb106]

They had no clue what they were doing

[@jlupus8804]

Babies invented cunyform confirmed

[@michaelg8841]

EXACTLY! My brother is leaving about the Sumerian civilization and I overheard his class talking about cuneiform and not once did it say you can speak it because you can’t speak it

[@number1freshlemon56]

He even said it wrong. It's Cue-nay-ah-form.

[@cheeseisherelive]

I loved this movie so much as a kid- the nostalgia is hitting me hard. Was this movie always so cursed? Holy shit

[@AK-cx6di]

that baby laugh sounds exactly like the laugh that comes out of those baby doll toys when you squeeze them and they laugh and thats so creepy

[@rysescups]

it's cute how Kurtis wanted to let us know that his shirt says, "i'm baby" and it's cute cause we know that he's baby

[@nadagad4459]

bob doe .

[@malenosullivan]

bob doe .

[@sophied1703]

bob doe .

[@killme8203]

bob doe .

[@actualmoth1796]

bob doe .

[@Salmon_manv2-su3di]

Every time that Kurtis uses a meme sound effect, he uses it really well and I always crack a smile whenever he uses one.

[@Slokay_]

homeless man: probably has no income and no way to support himself also the homeless man: you know what I need??? A rAnDoM bAby!! *cue baby laugh*

[@muggz7752]

*mmmmm* yummy snack *:)*

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

@@muggz7752 oh ö

[@hydras5947]

Pedophiles aren't really renowned for their reasoning ability

[@noneedtoknowmyname9666]

i want to like but it's 696 so i wont

[@neegas3490]

Yeep

[@tatik.6714]

his voice is so soothing he should do a podcast

[@exaggeratedswagger3543]

He has a podcast lol

[@megantorres13]

Lol!

[@tatik.6714]

@@exaggeratedswagger3543 ik i think i was just trying to be funny but im not sure lmao all i know is that i failed

[@manueldez7310]

@tati u did not

[@Sammy-go9tf]

The funny thing of this is because of the irony, so, yea, you didn't fail at being funny, you succeeded, kinda.

[@mariadiangelo4197]

You should consider starting a podcast. I think you’d be good at it.

[@XavierLeong]

very really good at it!

[@honeystly_disgusting6393]

Angelina Untilova r/woooosh

[@saladabs]

@@angelinauntilova2927 woosh

[@ahumblebard3420]

And I oop 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheDarkSatirist]

Yeah I keep thinking this guy should start a podcast

[@dfox6222]

No joke, at 15:40, I legitimately thought she was saying “I’m just gonna cloak the gays’ record dress”

[@sharkocat2402]

According to the captions, yes

[@BlueisJay]

It is worse now. It is now “I’m just gonna quote the gays’ burger dress”

[@crystalbugboy]

I still don’t understand, they are literally babies, they are small af, I don’t care how smart they are. Overpower them.

[@brinetbirdy1765]

But they can do karate 🙃

[@nohonor6271]

All you have to do is grab them and punt them 🦶🏈 same thing with chucky

[@martinhodges572]

Oh boy I love kicking babies to train for the AFL.

[@damgedroses]

Deadass just elbow kick them

[@joyjoyjoy1740]

The gowon pfp, glad to find an orbit here👽

[@Mossfaerie]

Sylvester Stallone: Time to sit down and watch this channel my grandson said he likes so much!

[@verwirrt3]

Aaron Martin yess😂😂

[@Akira-ni3fi]

U see how he slightly throws up in his mouth when he says the word “Vibin”

[@ananyasahay]

😂😂😂

[@7ferrisarcade7]

Time stamp please what

[@sg-qi7np]

Smol Lights 1:37

[@ananyasahay]

@@7ferrisarcade7 1:36

[@v4mpiref4ng]

He failed the vibe check just for that

[@LuckyPigeon1111]

For me, the hypnosis scenes were the most unsettling. I wouldn't want anyone to be able to control my mind like in this movie.

[@dannigro8794]

These movies were better on vhs with lower quality. Watching in HD you can see everything. And it’s not pretty.

[@simone635]

Dan Nigro IKR AHAHAHHAH

[@JCTheSniper15]

I like how she says his name is Sylvester but then they just start calling him Sly with no explanation. But the other one is just named whit and called whit.

[@RustOnWheels]

In 1999 Sylvester Stallone, Sly, was a well known action hero actor. By the way: that plumber was also a very well known comedian back then.

[@economicist2011]

@@RustOnWheels Yeah, just goes to show how old-fashioned the nickname is. I remember hearing funk oldies by "Sly and the Family Stone" when I was a kid. "Sly Stone" is the stage name of a man born "Sylvester Stewart" so there's clearly a precedent. You just have to go back to when Kurtis's grandparents were kids for it to be common.

[@JC_Cali]

Also cuz I know a Sylvia and her family calls her Syl and if EFFIN WORKS

[@Vixx89]

It’s a short name for Sylvester, like Bill is for William..

[@ripvanwinkle9935]

His full name is WHITMAN

[@lylyv5631]

“I don’t know what sound that was” That was the sound of your soul leaving your body

[@stephenstrange4245]

Lyly V ok HAP

[@peachdumpling9053]

I’m cryinggg, I did a deep dive on one of the actors and the “baby hands” are cuz the guy had dwarfism😭😭😭 same guy who played baby grinch in the live action movie

[@Stargurll777]

i googled who played sylvester and he’s now a 26 yr old canadian hockey player, idk what to like take from that info

[@cumgrave]

Wait. So how's he 26 now if he was a baby in 1999?

[@cumgrave]

@Devon Hill ooooo right. I didn't think of that. Thanks :)

[@Mika-du1fm]

Sylvester and Whit were played by triplets; Leo, Gerry, and Myles Fitzgerald who were born in 1993 thanks google :)

[@wolfandraven891]

Anyone gonna talk about the fact that babies asking to take off each other's clothes and saying "call me" is creepy asf?

[@aristogatos1o1]

Wolf and Raven I mean he did but we can again because ew

[@timfrey2358]

Adults are always doing that too, it creeps me out. Like if two babies are playing and happen to be boy and girl and someone says "aww look, they're like boyfriend and girlfriend" like ew what's wrong with you?! Why are you thinking of your baby like that? It's ingrained into our culture too, in movies like this among other things.

[@pissapocalypse]

Ikr who the fuck though this was okay

[@ilianakaterina5719]

also why does one of the babies freakin have a cigar

[@kharie3694]

Tim Frey or when someone has a baby boy and people say ‘oh he’s going to be with all the girls’ EW?!??! THATS GROSS?!?!? 🤢 DONT SAY THAT ABOUT A _CHILD_