"The Middle East" | Russell Peters - The Green Card Tour

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Russell Peters

Russell Peters

7 жыл бұрын

The Middle East is definitely not what the media portays... Here's a clip from my 2011 special, "The Green Card Tour."
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@craftman780
@craftman780 4 жыл бұрын
"I have ten toes. I only have one head. Protect your head." damn, that's deep
@rumfilleddrunkard
@rumfilleddrunkard 2 жыл бұрын
Dude I tell people that shit all the time, I got 10 toes/fingers so I got 9 spares.
@nicolaschophi4080
@nicolaschophi4080 2 жыл бұрын
Deep!? Hahaa that's a common sense bro Guess you an Indian, right?
@craftman780
@craftman780 2 жыл бұрын
@@nicolaschophi4080 nah, deep as in thought provoking
@somegirl558
@somegirl558 2 жыл бұрын
Indian people can convince you into looking twice at your life decisions. I worked with a few in my life. That each glass of vodka after work tasted differently back then... And my sadness decreased. Damn indians.....
@somegirl558
@somegirl558 2 жыл бұрын
@@rumfilleddrunkard you are an inspiration .
@hamouz1999
@hamouz1999 3 жыл бұрын
"Our comedy is the bomb" killed me
@darkprophet5724
@darkprophet5724 3 жыл бұрын
"watch us explode with laughter" cremated me
@dalethompson7799
@dalethompson7799 3 жыл бұрын
Literally
@somegirl558
@somegirl558 2 жыл бұрын
It made you *wait for it* blow up .
@somegirl558
@somegirl558 2 жыл бұрын
😶
@somegirl558
@somegirl558 2 жыл бұрын
@@dalethompson7799 ... sorry
@subjectdelta4758
@subjectdelta4758 7 жыл бұрын
"Do I drive a AUUDI or an Audi" 😂😂😂
@salehalbraak6068
@salehalbraak6068 6 жыл бұрын
well we have the 2 sounds the a and the other one so if the word originally has an a in it we pronounce it the same way
@titaniumtomato7247
@titaniumtomato7247 6 жыл бұрын
Well Audi comes from german where au is its own sound
@crashpal
@crashpal 6 жыл бұрын
all this time I've been pronouncing the car "oddee"
@jolenejamil3472
@jolenejamil3472 6 жыл бұрын
Subject Delta Iraqi jokes Iraqi jokes
@commandertaco1762
@commandertaco1762 6 жыл бұрын
Subject Delta I drive Sri auudis, they have blusouss
@tanujgodara1243
@tanujgodara1243 5 жыл бұрын
1:55 is heartwarming, man. He is roasting that guy for his unibrow and his lady is right there showing him love whilst being roasted. So cute!
@Erik-hp8oh
@Erik-hp8oh 7 жыл бұрын
The indian guys quote in the end is golden 5:12
@rajnadar6555
@rajnadar6555 7 жыл бұрын
He's right about Dubai...I was born there but don't have citizenship...oh well. EDIT: I didn't get notifications about this thread for a long time so I didn't engage with the various discussions, so I'll answer them here as best as possible. My parents were diplomats stationed in Dubai and I happened to be born there. I wanted citizenship because Dubai is very close culturally and geographically to India. Being a citizen of UAE would have been great to be a part of a modern country and be able to travel to India whenever I chose. My parents being diplomats would have meant I would have gotten a good job and contributed to the economy, not be a leech and get benefits like some have stated. I live in the US (am a citizen) and have missed out on being a part of Arab/Indian culture...not much of it was around where I grew up. I understand that Arabs wouldn't have wanted to be a minority, but I was not a leech, so no reason to not have some way for me to become a citizen if I could prove I was contributing to the country in a significant way.
@rajnadar6555
@rajnadar6555 7 жыл бұрын
Feras Ashraf I'm not worried...what they are doing is wrong.
@monjiomer2074
@monjiomer2074 7 жыл бұрын
its not wrong actually
@rajnadar6555
@rajnadar6555 7 жыл бұрын
It absolutely is wrong to not give citizenship to someone born there.
@monjiomer2074
@monjiomer2074 7 жыл бұрын
Raj Nadar I was born there but i never wanted a citizenship. If you ever achieve something it will be considered for your country not for the one you were born in.
@rajnadar6555
@rajnadar6555 7 жыл бұрын
totally beside the point.
@bharathk8244
@bharathk8244 6 жыл бұрын
Indians who work as labourers in middle east are mostly poor people from Indian villages. They are malnourished since childhood so they end up as thin and short. Even in India u will find stark contrast in height between rich and poor. Sad but true.
@lalotz
@lalotz 5 жыл бұрын
Mostly off all Indian are extremely poor. What are you talking about? You have child slavery over there
@daddydeadpool9871
@daddydeadpool9871 5 жыл бұрын
@@lalotz not really
@lalotz
@lalotz 5 жыл бұрын
@@daddydeadpool9871 yeah really! Wht world you live in lol
@samarasff4451
@samarasff4451 5 жыл бұрын
They are morstly Pakistani not Indian
@amangcaya4468
@amangcaya4468 5 жыл бұрын
Bharath K my brother just got deployed in KSA. He works as a manager for a convenience store there and he told me that he was surprised to see Indians getting paid significantly lower than other employees with the same job description. I think that’s just sad
@marleyvernall9056
@marleyvernall9056 3 жыл бұрын
"All strategically placed I see" this one had me in stitches bruh 😂
@JoshJ12
@JoshJ12 6 жыл бұрын
I remember being in Sharjah, UAE and the Indians and Bengalis were treated like cattle at the airport. What I found was that most of these people work hard to earn money to send home. Even the Camels have better accomodations than some workers. Truly sad
@silkroad3276
@silkroad3276 6 жыл бұрын
Joshua John Jexy Im from middle east and thats unfortunately so true. Non of these islamic countries in middle east respect or welcome people from other countries. They dnt recognize anyone to become one of their citizens even after decades working. These rich middle eastern countries, dnt accept any refugee. Unlike what is perceived on media, humanity is dead in east and not west!
@coldteamzx6411
@coldteamzx6411 6 жыл бұрын
they still treated better than in their own country .this is why most of them are happy there because they make much more money than they would've made in India .
@ella.ameen96
@ella.ameen96 6 жыл бұрын
Triple J99 what u saw are indian people that don’t probably have a degree or so and they know what they will face because it would still be a100 times better than the jobs in india itself.. but why didnt you see Indians who teach in the biggest universities earning +$3000 per month... ?
@saywhat5034
@saywhat5034 6 жыл бұрын
Cold TeamZx not because they are treated better than in their in country but for the money. It's only logical for them to suffer those humiliation if they can make more money than in their countries. don't preach treating them better when you don't give a shit about them other than to make them feel like shit for the money you give them to suffer it
@s.d.966
@s.d.966 5 жыл бұрын
@@coldteamzx6411 it's better to stay starved for few days than to wasting a lifetime as a slave.
@riaskeilani2354
@riaskeilani2354 6 жыл бұрын
I mean the rich Arab stereotype is only for gulf countries not Syria Iraq and so on
@hotburger1223
@hotburger1223 5 жыл бұрын
Rias Keilani yep
@THEREAPER-hd3nr
@THEREAPER-hd3nr 5 жыл бұрын
Bro im from saudi arabia and believe me even there most of us aren't rich.
@sajibsjb
@sajibsjb 5 жыл бұрын
Iraq is in gulf
@user-id8cl5zd9e
@user-id8cl5zd9e 5 жыл бұрын
Iraq are rich as fuuuuuuck but they are in bad situation right now, but they got that 50 million dollar inside those bank accounts in other countries
@user-db8ij7vp2l
@user-db8ij7vp2l 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-id8cl5zd9e true
@oguz.mehmet
@oguz.mehmet 5 жыл бұрын
As a middle eastern i can tell you that Russel knows us and he is the best. Thank you Russel! You are the best.
@nirandnanda8209
@nirandnanda8209 4 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to saddam's ji ha-ha d hut". Damn. Bro. I hurt my gut laughing at that. 😂🤣😂
@mecafuller7861
@mecafuller7861 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ankulchhetri
@ankulchhetri 6 жыл бұрын
Indian are Mexican of Dubai hilarious
@EsaChinita
@EsaChinita 5 жыл бұрын
@Anony Mous you don't have one, you have a pinky finger sized growth there.
@silverfoenix
@silverfoenix 5 жыл бұрын
In Qatar they are enslaved! (They Even brag about it) you will often hear about how they slapped the shit out of em!!! In Kuwait they are mistreated! (Along with foreigners such as Egyptians, Syrian and basically all other nationalities except Europeans, Americans or other Gulf countries!) That sums up the shit I've seen in the middle east..
@Mrlingual1208
@Mrlingual1208 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t bring Mexicans into it. We have nothing to do with it here.
@ryanpulliam8987
@ryanpulliam8987 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mrlingual1208 it's a fucking joke!
@ajaynarstolvic4277
@ajaynarstolvic4277 5 жыл бұрын
@Anony Mous what does your first comment even mean?
@prnv04
@prnv04 4 жыл бұрын
"Saddam's Jihahahahahad hut" omfg🤣🤣
@act318
@act318 6 жыл бұрын
Russel has such a great delivery and is such a compelling storyteller ! No wonder he is so successful !
@hishamayyash3270
@hishamayyash3270 6 жыл бұрын
Hey I am Canadian-Middle Eastern and I love you Peters a lot and all your jokes about Arabs. I love Indians as well my great brothers!
@alanthearabguy1168
@alanthearabguy1168 7 жыл бұрын
I am an Arab and yes alot of Arabs treat Indians/Pakistani/Bangali people like shit while this really pisses me off because those Indians are here find a living not to get yelled at !
@zubaeyrodin3582
@zubaeyrodin3582 7 жыл бұрын
Soon, when they oil runs out and the economy collapses, all the Arabs will go back to their old professions of selling dates and will live on our mercy. I pray the days come soon
@danyelahtabaat4808
@danyelahtabaat4808 7 жыл бұрын
Arabian your supposed to feel guilt for those ppl. but I guess he was write most of you arab are horrible ppl.
@Sarahsarah-wk8vr
@Sarahsarah-wk8vr 7 жыл бұрын
Yelanda Tabatha well you're clearly a nice person :/
@tnsyr2496
@tnsyr2496 7 жыл бұрын
Alan The Arab Guy Just the ones in the gulf
@MrMoOomoOo91
@MrMoOomoOo91 7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the Iranians
@amoghchaudhary9356
@amoghchaudhary9356 4 жыл бұрын
'Watch us explode with laughter' I died 😂😂😂😔
@misty9380
@misty9380 4 жыл бұрын
His accent and pronunciation is on point!!!!🤣🤣🤣
@pineapplesbringpain5243
@pineapplesbringpain5243 2 жыл бұрын
I found the ع a bit exaggerated with his “Saudi” pronunciation but it was funny.
@Lycan683
@Lycan683 4 жыл бұрын
"Give me the whole race, I'll take it"
@greekknighty2563
@greekknighty2563 5 жыл бұрын
"SAVE ME A VIRGIN" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That line had my dying.
@somegirl558
@somegirl558 2 жыл бұрын
...it is funnier when you get an Eastern prostitute instead..
@wendigong4337
@wendigong4337 7 жыл бұрын
Never get tired of listening to your Stand-up. Keep the good work, sir !
@salmanchecking
@salmanchecking 4 жыл бұрын
Hats off to the labours who build so much in Middle east God bless
@helbertremo6747
@helbertremo6747 3 жыл бұрын
Why do i always keep coming back here. You're awesome russel, I appreciate you much.
@user-zu3fo8ck3p
@user-zu3fo8ck3p 6 жыл бұрын
sadly I lived in Dubai 17 years I can confirm what he said about Indians is true 😢
@khalilaa1997
@khalilaa1997 4 жыл бұрын
As arab agree with you
@khalilaa1997
@khalilaa1997 4 жыл бұрын
Even for follow arabs they are racist
@ideeyes4054
@ideeyes4054 4 жыл бұрын
@@Woowxiwoo I guess people around make alike. Be surrounded by racists and you'll likely end up racist yourself.
@khalilaa1997
@khalilaa1997 4 жыл бұрын
@@Woowxiwoo not all arab
@tssss1197
@tssss1197 4 жыл бұрын
@@ideeyes4054 whites more racist in dumbass in Dubai bc its more about religion there and it's an islamic country there racist to everyone that's not them stay in ur lane ugly it's about RELIGION there not color
@marleoca2644
@marleoca2644 7 жыл бұрын
Hands down, he's the best with accents!
@alialghamdi.1804
@alialghamdi.1804 4 жыл бұрын
I’m Saudi and there are a lot of Indians back home. I don’t know why comments are sh*t about the Indians in the GCC. I swear we treat them respectfully and we talk laugh on daily basis plus we love and respect each other.
@arunchandramathi9572
@arunchandramathi9572 2 жыл бұрын
I was working in UAE we had Saudi Guests we had no problems.They were good to us.
@lovepina230
@lovepina230 2 ай бұрын
Hi, i think people miss understanding. They only see on the media if working in Arab is bad, inhumane, etc. But i swear i know those who get low salaries, inadequate housing and even withhold documents, they are those who work for Indian companies in Arab county. Rich indian treat their own people badly.
@husynhushblabla9243
@husynhushblabla9243 7 жыл бұрын
not everywhere arabs treat indians like this,maybe just in dubai,we love all people,..the rich arab will treat the poor people like this even if they are arabs too...greatings from lebanon 🖑
@yung21king
@yung21king 4 жыл бұрын
The Lebanese are very different I met many Syrian and Lebanese I’m from England n they are more down to earth when it comes to it
@alphacent1781
@alphacent1781 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from india bro and thanks for your concern
@cosmictruth3600
@cosmictruth3600 4 жыл бұрын
Lebanese are different , they don’t have the typical Arab mentality .. Lebanese in general are nice people .. I think though you guys speak Arabic which makes you linguistically Arab but by race you guys are not Arabs most of the Lebanese have a more Southern European look .. which is very different from the typical Arab features / looks..
@nab.7250
@nab.7250 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, what a joke. Lebanese are like the most racist country in the Middle East. Gulf countries are much nicer when it come to racism Lebanon is top at that 😹😹
@sosiesosie9162
@sosiesosie9162 3 жыл бұрын
You got Ethiopians that are poorly treated in lebanon. High suicide because of that
@lulu677736
@lulu677736 7 жыл бұрын
Plus: not most arab are rich
@medhatfaris5808
@medhatfaris5808 7 жыл бұрын
Lulu Saud شو مالك ياخوي والله دمو خفيف
@samikandoit
@samikandoit 6 жыл бұрын
I can barely afford my school funds bruv. I always have that Saudi immigrant who has the latest shit and a ps4 and all the games and the latest phone and a nice big home, while I bought the Ps3 a decade after its release and only have 4 games and I use a shit Phone and live in a 100 square meter house with other 6 people. I live in Lebanon where filthy rich people are almost non existant and normal rich people are just uncommon.
@Halfdan96
@Halfdan96 6 жыл бұрын
Most Saudis are not rich too They just saw princes and thought that all Saudis like them
@aradi96
@aradi96 6 жыл бұрын
TenPhoil You'd be surprised how much poverty there is in gulf countries man. I understand your situation...
@user-gi2xe8sy5m
@user-gi2xe8sy5m 5 жыл бұрын
I’m Arabic and broke asf
@kolehiyala9958
@kolehiyala9958 6 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Riyadh and people look at me like in pity like what the hell is wrong with you and they'll be like "how's your life there?" "are they good to you?" I'm like they are freaking great and so nice, especially to Filipinos. When they meet us, they always say "kamusta kababayan" and end the conversation right away. because they don't know anything else to say. And yes it is true that they are rich. Limousines are all over Riyadh. You can see them like Toyota, lots of broken limo as well.
@ahmadang50
@ahmadang50 3 жыл бұрын
R u still alive?
@grammarnazi9142
@grammarnazi9142 2 жыл бұрын
@@ahmadang50 died probably
@jsmartinez07
@jsmartinez07 7 жыл бұрын
So sad in this day and age people are being mistreated! I've seen investigated reports about the Indian workers in Dubai and the horrible living conditions, Dubai Government should be ashamed!
@whatdid-isay
@whatdid-isay 6 жыл бұрын
No, they don't have better lifestyle in Dubai than they have in their homeland, infact conditions of Dubai's construction workers is the worst in the world. As to why they can't leave is because their passport is seized by their superiors. Here is the proof www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2859734/The-Dubai-DON-T-want-tourists-Photos-desperate-conditions-endured-migrant-labourers-forced-work-50C-heat-pittance.html m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y36thGSfn9ibfqM psmag.com/social-justice/why-are-migrant-workers-passports-still-being-held-hostage-in-uae
@adelraad891
@adelraad891 6 жыл бұрын
jsmartinez07 they live much better than that shit hole
@anneeeev
@anneeeev 6 жыл бұрын
રλίɖ ʃλɖίι lmao you need to get yourself checked, little boy. The majority of south Asians that continue to live here in Dubai NOT BECAUSE THEYRE HAPPY but because they have no other option. And yes racism happens in other countries too but at least the people of those countries can address the problem unlike here in Dubai where no one can talk about racism or recession or about how they’re exploited. Oh btw now that they’ve introduced VAT here we’ll be out of “your” land soon so dw.
@aimansaed7676
@aimansaed7676 6 жыл бұрын
jsmartinez07 yea
@nazraz6537
@nazraz6537 6 жыл бұрын
Better dubai then rat infested vindia
@mohamedabdulahi8024
@mohamedabdulahi8024 5 жыл бұрын
Our comedy is the boom then split with the laughter😂😂😂😂
@aboodyboi
@aboodyboi 5 жыл бұрын
Im Arab and I love my fellow indians back when I used to live in the UAE myself
@nd7883
@nd7883 7 жыл бұрын
Construction workers don't get treated well in India as well,may be not as bad as in Arab. Its all about rich humans vs poor humans ......
@truth9042
@truth9042 5 жыл бұрын
indians hate their own people
@vila33333
@vila33333 5 жыл бұрын
+truth 90 so true
@DARKKNIGHT-ur7uz
@DARKKNIGHT-ur7uz 4 жыл бұрын
@@truth9042 True Bro 🤧
@GauravTandon85
@GauravTandon85 4 жыл бұрын
@@DARKKNIGHT-ur7uz get yourself checked or be in quarantine.
@alokbaluni8760
@alokbaluni8760 4 жыл бұрын
But still it's better than dubia
@anneeeev
@anneeeev 7 жыл бұрын
True I'm an Indian born and living Dubai, most of the Arabs look down on us. I hate it.
@Ahmad75_
@Ahmad75_ 7 жыл бұрын
juania jackson yea im arab i hope they treat u guys good
@timimi1234
@timimi1234 7 жыл бұрын
juania jackson am so sorry for you, and i do really want you to forgive them, they're not all that bad
@ahmedma3oda
@ahmedma3oda 6 жыл бұрын
your ppl do did worst when i went to ur place man
@mr.perfect9072
@mr.perfect9072 6 жыл бұрын
juania jackson cuz we never trusted indians (no offence) because every Indian I've met until now is trying to steal money from me by lying about costs.
@SergiyMichael
@SergiyMichael 6 жыл бұрын
Russell would say it's because you are short )
@asimpleman6464
@asimpleman6464 3 жыл бұрын
Dubai has so many South Indians especially Keralites.
@mousaabutalib1040
@mousaabutalib1040 6 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! This dude has me cracking up! His voices are amazingly accurate.
@Gaarawed
@Gaarawed 7 жыл бұрын
I'm Saudi and I have a Bengalis and Indians workers but I treat them like my brothers, that what prophet Muhammed PBUH taught us to treat people how we like to be treated!. Everywhere in this world there are ignorants not only in a certain country!
@Ahmad75_
@Ahmad75_ 7 жыл бұрын
Salehwed الله يهديك والله انك كفو بكل صراحة وبدون كذب سواقي باكستاني زي اخوي
@nitinmalhotra1189
@nitinmalhotra1189 7 жыл бұрын
people like you are rare! may god be always with you.
@nitinmalhotra1189
@nitinmalhotra1189 7 жыл бұрын
yeah i mean ! very few are selfless people, who think About others and are must to keep by your side...and I said it in a good way...
@halfvolley11
@halfvolley11 6 жыл бұрын
I hate Saudi . I am Muslim.
@iraqigamer2407
@iraqigamer2407 6 жыл бұрын
Abdullah R Fuck do you mean by "Owning" them? They work for him, he pays him. (Right?) It's not like they're his slaves or some crazy shit.
@pugpersongaming6924
@pugpersongaming6924 7 жыл бұрын
This guy never Fails to make us Laugh.
@freemind6231
@freemind6231 2 жыл бұрын
I miss my indian friends. From Saudi Arabia they were such a greate people.
@ludmillagutomo
@ludmillagutomo 4 жыл бұрын
"protect your head" - words to live by 😂
@brisket5588
@brisket5588 4 жыл бұрын
“I ten toes and only one head. Protect your head” *top ten philosophers Socrates was too scared to question*
@snvffxxx
@snvffxxx 5 жыл бұрын
i've been in Dubai months ago, and is truly amazing, Marina it's epic.. and that Mall.. omg
@maliksikanderrazzaq7553
@maliksikanderrazzaq7553 6 жыл бұрын
I watched your all videos love u from Pakistan...
@GOLDENIRIS3
@GOLDENIRIS3 4 жыл бұрын
I love his many voices! He is so talented! 🤩
@Inkahustler
@Inkahustler 4 жыл бұрын
So true! I used to work in Dubai ten years ago. Indians, Bengali, Filipinos and Nepali built Dubia, Doha, Kuwait and some other cities round the middle East. Funny 'cause is true!
@poamlevi8615
@poamlevi8615 6 жыл бұрын
Thank God this is the only video I literally like and no comments are disable
@yep8706
@yep8706 6 жыл бұрын
Born in an indian community and some of my best friends whove I've known since 5 years old have been really close friends of mine.
@sorinmb
@sorinmb 6 жыл бұрын
“I have ten toos”😂😂
@chillozee1259
@chillozee1259 5 жыл бұрын
We have lots of indians in iraq and i hope everyone of them is treated like he's in his own country.. Very nice ppl💙
@benaffleckisanokayactor
@benaffleckisanokayactor Жыл бұрын
what! What are they employed in?
@bolobalaman
@bolobalaman 8 ай бұрын
Man Russell Peters voice impression was so good
@pavelnikolaev9520
@pavelnikolaev9520 6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely fantastic.
@adithyamenon5207
@adithyamenon5207 4 жыл бұрын
Our comedy is the bomb.....I laughed so hard🤣
@slimtruckinghunnit5207
@slimtruckinghunnit5207 5 жыл бұрын
Oh comedy is the bomb 😂 I’m gonna explode with laughter 😂 Only Russell
@tonythan1806
@tonythan1806 3 жыл бұрын
One of his best performances
@uraniumpotato4440
@uraniumpotato4440 5 жыл бұрын
Ten toes but one head to protect is dope💢
@Amr_Elkholy
@Amr_Elkholy 6 жыл бұрын
Respect to all Indians smart and funny 😍😍😍
@moos8010
@moos8010 7 жыл бұрын
he's totally true, the Indian guys in my country most of them if not all of them are skinny and short and not educated at all. I thought all the Indians like this until I met real Indians like real persons and I have many friends now. I love India and one day I'll visit it.
@chaaaaaaaaaaaad
@chaaaaaaaaaaaad 4 жыл бұрын
So only the educated are people and not the poor. Slavery mindset.
@ajmalks6298
@ajmalks6298 4 жыл бұрын
Are u for real aren't the people u currently visit not humans 💩
@ephatraceykalorib8645
@ephatraceykalorib8645 6 жыл бұрын
Oh men! "All strategically placed I see" LOL
@talimerenmollier9375
@talimerenmollier9375 Жыл бұрын
This guy man....! nothing can compare,,
@mohamedammar1137
@mohamedammar1137 5 жыл бұрын
He’s so right about the way middle eastern treat Indians but we always know that not all middle easterners are like that .
@thomasalias8492
@thomasalias8492 6 жыл бұрын
2:01 that Norwegian impression was GOLD. lmao
@thebrolly7407
@thebrolly7407 6 жыл бұрын
Aaaand I am here just to read the comments! *Eats popcorn with a smug in my face*
@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 6 жыл бұрын
Haha so funny, " welcome to Sadaam's ji ha ha hut, our comedy is the bomb!"😀😉
@msh4806
@msh4806 5 жыл бұрын
0:57 Which explode with laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@underdogs703
@underdogs703 3 жыл бұрын
This scrawny people you mentioned are the poorest of the poor people from indian villages that sold everything they have in order to get a visa to make it to any gulf country only to end up in hard labor under scorching sun and crowded-timid labor rooms like that in sonapur in Dubai. This is the other part of luxury-glitz-glamour of Dubai.
@skywolf2012
@skywolf2012 4 жыл бұрын
Funny stuff ,much respect from Los Angeles .
@rushilraja8497
@rushilraja8497 3 жыл бұрын
Bro Russel Peter has an amazing stage presence
@msrasras
@msrasras 6 жыл бұрын
I am soory about how indians are treated in Dubai, I am Palestanian arab and I have so much respect for indian people. Your stand up is so funny, and real, but the bit about the disrespect of indian people in Dubai made me sad.
@Sevan_UP
@Sevan_UP 7 жыл бұрын
You do not want to get roasted by this guy
@ryanpulliam8987
@ryanpulliam8987 5 жыл бұрын
I know I'm replying two years late. But I guarantee you go to one of his shows chances are he's gonna fuck with you lol
@LukeyMia4
@LukeyMia4 4 жыл бұрын
Ngl I'd be honored. I'd be crying with laughter and humiliation but I could learn from it and make other people cry hahaha
@Amghannam
@Amghannam 3 жыл бұрын
I know for a fact that I can roast him better than he can roast me. Only problem is I can't afford a roaster.
@cephasjackson7714
@cephasjackson7714 2 жыл бұрын
The place where he talks about in India is tamil nadu, skillful builders and major occupants in UAE..
@salmanhassan9237
@salmanhassan9237 Жыл бұрын
"Protect you head" such wise words!
@bladeweilder
@bladeweilder 6 жыл бұрын
sometimes, your face is enough to make me laugh. hahahaa
@jawlatnet
@jawlatnet 5 жыл бұрын
"Give me the whole race I will take it" lmao
@Kesaa_2712
@Kesaa_2712 4 жыл бұрын
This guy should come to Malaysia...love his jokes 😂😂😂😂
@petew.7870
@petew.7870 4 жыл бұрын
RP literally brings the world together. Very rare stand-up comedian ability.
@enrac
@enrac 4 жыл бұрын
I'm happy you (partially) referred to how Indians are treated in the Middle East. It's doubly amazing that you could do it in a funny way.
@johannesrindt2569
@johannesrindt2569 4 жыл бұрын
I live in the Middle East, his SO right about how rich people can be here!
@rujo91
@rujo91 3 жыл бұрын
Probably russel's best show ever
@NuRespira
@NuRespira 7 жыл бұрын
man I watched big part of your videos...You are sooooooooooooo good
@geriko1
@geriko1 6 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to Saddam's Ji-HA-HA-HA-had Hut!" I'm dead lol
@Boy_O_Boy
@Boy_O_Boy 3 жыл бұрын
"give me a whole race"🤣🤣
@RJ6AV6
@RJ6AV6 2 жыл бұрын
"We bought all of them, they were very cheap" 🤣🤣😭😭😭
@underlinetruth9745
@underlinetruth9745 7 жыл бұрын
he is right about the Arabs being rich but it's always the 1% of every Arab country who are filthy rich and the others are either lower middle class or poor the upper middle class is shrinking so fast that you can't find them anymore and to live in the Arab gulf and be a citizen means you must take alot if debts, that started with the 80 generation since then the debts problem is only growing. in the Arab gulf all of us are drowning in debts but there is always couple of families who are insanely rich and you never see them in the country, they study, marry, live in Europe but when the business go down a little or if they want to steal more to do bigger projects outside they will come back only to milk us dry then go back to their paradise. it's no heaven in the Arab countries, it's rich yes and filled with oil but everything is going to a number of families who control the oil production. it's crazy how the world think we all live like kings when we instead wish to live outside think the western live the best , most comfortable life.
@underlinetruth9745
@underlinetruth9745 7 жыл бұрын
In Kuwait and Saudia the middle class is shrinking, pretty fast too. You cant compqre dubai to any other Arab country because the majorty of its residents are foreigners. Actually the whole country is different from every other country because they are building and developing the whole country, the government want their country to be the best in everything, which means better Living conditions. If it's not exactly true I'm sorry this is what I heared. On the other hand, Kuwait and Saudia Arabia have alot of economic problems that I'm familiar with because I live in Kuwait and alot of my family live in Saudi. Believe me the normal citizens are not pleased at all with how everything is going.
@kingzzMash
@kingzzMash 7 жыл бұрын
U almost brought a tear to my eye to how much u are on point
@Dake6i
@Dake6i 7 жыл бұрын
Underline truth seems like the same shit in all poor countries with oil
@-nadine-3509
@-nadine-3509 7 жыл бұрын
a lot of Egyptians who live specifically in the capital are upper middle. well you can say we don't have rich people most of them are either upper middle or below average. your words are pretty accurate. sad tho
@alanthearabguy1168
@alanthearabguy1168 7 жыл бұрын
Underline truth PREACH !
@y_3333
@y_3333 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is tooooo funny 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ love from saudi arabia 🇸🇦🇸🇦💚
@livbazuzi
@livbazuzi 7 жыл бұрын
I'm arab and I was like Dammit that's funny cause it's true
@knedyz
@knedyz 7 жыл бұрын
Liv Payne ...
@user-fi5do1py5k
@user-fi5do1py5k 6 жыл бұрын
Nothing more can be true to what all he has said
@abdallaeka8483
@abdallaeka8483 6 жыл бұрын
This is so fuckin offensive
@SolidFawaz
@SolidFawaz 6 жыл бұрын
nL Moe do you want one , i got a whole pack of them
@myme8208
@myme8208 6 жыл бұрын
nL Moe media exaggerates Dubai stated that they had changed their policies with forgen workers. Indians are great ppl and I really hope the situation gets better.
@Dexter_i_v_X_X
@Dexter_i_v_X_X 7 жыл бұрын
respect your support brother
@cryptopedia1520
@cryptopedia1520 7 жыл бұрын
I am an Arab and i love and respect Indians and i even find them more useful than most Arabs
@abrahamseras3495
@abrahamseras3495 6 жыл бұрын
it never fails there is always a "white America" in every hemisphere lol.
@justdoit2521
@justdoit2521 6 жыл бұрын
Useful 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sejfzlrrhman
@sejfzlrrhman 6 жыл бұрын
Guess what? I'm a Muslim, but I'm not an Arab. I'm an Indian.
@greatmuslim3808
@greatmuslim3808 6 жыл бұрын
lorenzo Lopez . Fuck you
@coldteamzx6411
@coldteamzx6411 6 жыл бұрын
useful .. Lmao
@kriptonyte9479
@kriptonyte9479 5 жыл бұрын
That "ten toes" tho 😂
@yaserasaad
@yaserasaad 2 жыл бұрын
I'm an Iraqi watchin this .. it's so fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jin8684
@jin8684 7 жыл бұрын
One of the best!!!! Hes up there with the greats!
@Francis-qf2hr
@Francis-qf2hr 5 жыл бұрын
OMG the video just started and i had to quickly pause at 0:15...to laugh my ass out, loool
@karimkarim5071
@karimkarim5071 5 жыл бұрын
"They're filthy rich" Yeah he's not talking about the middle east any more
@mrsTraveller64
@mrsTraveller64 5 жыл бұрын
he was right about Arabs beeing nice,I've been visiting many different Arabic countries,and I've met very nice and friendly and helpful people over there.
@thecolormaster
@thecolormaster 5 жыл бұрын
We built it! Hey Rassel, pass that cement!
@ragnarok3713
@ragnarok3713 5 жыл бұрын
I died when he said "All strategically placed I see"
@inadequatebrilliance1002
@inadequatebrilliance1002 5 жыл бұрын
As an Emarati I can confirm on how we look down on other indians sometimes, but there are also other times where we treat them good either give them food or a place to stay, not all Arabs who are in Dubai or whichever Emirates are that descrimnatory. We as a society should focus on the good side also not only on the negative side of the UAE
@williamjeremiah6637
@williamjeremiah6637 2 жыл бұрын
I agree we shouldn't generalized any nation same times.
@Ggkhizan
@Ggkhizan 5 жыл бұрын
I love him he’s Hilarious
@maximilian9454
@maximilian9454 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Indians are not respected even in India. Why even expect Arabs to respect them ? ☺️ There are only 2 ways to earn respect 1. Be rich & powerful 2. If you realize that you are not getting to point 1, be cheerful & helpful to others. 😉 2.
@c0m4g1bb
@c0m4g1bb 6 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha this was the funniest fucking shit! Well done m8, incredible content, deliverance, pacing, ect.
@ashish-2999
@ashish-2999 2 жыл бұрын
He is so good at mimicking languages, I mean accents
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