The Middle East is definitely not what the media portays... Here's a clip from my 2011 special, "The Green Card Tour." Get the full special on iTunes! Click here: apple.co/2eSsTKg
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@craftman7804 жыл бұрын
"I have ten toes. I only have one head. Protect your head." damn, that's deep
@rumfilleddrunkard3 жыл бұрын
Dude I tell people that shit all the time, I got 10 toes/fingers so I got 9 spares.
@nicolaschophi40802 жыл бұрын
Deep!? Hahaa that's a common sense bro Guess you an Indian, right?
@craftman7802 жыл бұрын
@@nicolaschophi4080 nah, deep as in thought provoking
@somegirl5582 жыл бұрын
Indian people can convince you into looking twice at your life decisions. I worked with a few in my life. That each glass of vodka after work tasted differently back then... And my sadness decreased. Damn indians.....
@somegirl5582 жыл бұрын
@@rumfilleddrunkard you are an inspiration .
@hamouz19993 жыл бұрын
"Our comedy is the bomb" killed me
@darkprophet57243 жыл бұрын
"watch us explode with laughter" cremated me
@somegirl5582 жыл бұрын
It made you *wait for it* blow up .
@somegirl5582 жыл бұрын
😶
@somegirl5582 жыл бұрын
@Loukik Rane ... sorry
@shayaanmalik81782 жыл бұрын
@@somegirl558 wait for Ramzan Kadyrov he gonna blow you up 💣
@subjectdelta47587 жыл бұрын
"Do I drive a AUUDI or an Audi" 😂😂😂
@salehalbraak60686 жыл бұрын
well we have the 2 sounds the a and the other one so if the word originally has an a in it we pronounce it the same way
@titaniumtomato72476 жыл бұрын
Well Audi comes from german where au is its own sound
@crashpal6 жыл бұрын
all this time I've been pronouncing the car "oddee"
@jolenejamil34726 жыл бұрын
Subject Delta Iraqi jokes Iraqi jokes
@commandertaco17626 жыл бұрын
Subject Delta I drive Sri auudis, they have blusouss
@JoshJ126 жыл бұрын
I remember being in Sharjah, UAE and the Indians and Bengalis were treated like cattle at the airport. What I found was that most of these people work hard to earn money to send home. Even the Camels have better accomodations than some workers. Truly sad
@silkroad32766 жыл бұрын
Joshua John Jexy Im from middle east and thats unfortunately so true. Non of these islamic countries in middle east respect or welcome people from other countries. They dnt recognize anyone to become one of their citizens even after decades working. These rich middle eastern countries, dnt accept any refugee. Unlike what is perceived on media, humanity is dead in east and not west!
@coldteamzx64116 жыл бұрын
they still treated better than in their own country .this is why most of them are happy there because they make much more money than they would've made in India .
@ella.ameen966 жыл бұрын
Triple J99 what u saw are indian people that don’t probably have a degree or so and they know what they will face because it would still be a100 times better than the jobs in india itself.. but why didnt you see Indians who teach in the biggest universities earning +$3000 per month... ?
@saywhat50346 жыл бұрын
Cold TeamZx not because they are treated better than in their in country but for the money. It's only logical for them to suffer those humiliation if they can make more money than in their countries. don't preach treating them better when you don't give a shit about them other than to make them feel like shit for the money you give them to suffer it
@s.d.9665 жыл бұрын
@@coldteamzx6411 it's better to stay starved for few days than to wasting a lifetime as a slave.
@bharathk82446 жыл бұрын
Indians who work as labourers in middle east are mostly poor people from Indian villages. They are malnourished since childhood so they end up as thin and short. Even in India u will find stark contrast in height between rich and poor. Sad but true.
@lalotz5 жыл бұрын
Mostly off all Indian are extremely poor. What are you talking about? You have child slavery over there
@daddydeadpool98715 жыл бұрын
@@lalotz not really
@lalotz5 жыл бұрын
@@daddydeadpool9871 yeah really! Wht world you live in lol
@samarasff44515 жыл бұрын
They are morstly Pakistani not Indian
@amangcaya44685 жыл бұрын
Bharath K my brother just got deployed in KSA. He works as a manager for a convenience store there and he told me that he was surprised to see Indians getting paid significantly lower than other employees with the same job description. I think that’s just sad
@tanujgodara12435 жыл бұрын
1:55 is heartwarming, man. He is roasting that guy for his unibrow and his lady is right there showing him love whilst being roasted. So cute!
@rajnadar65557 жыл бұрын
He's right about Dubai...I was born there but don't have citizenship...oh well. EDIT: I didn't get notifications about this thread for a long time so I didn't engage with the various discussions, so I'll answer them here as best as possible. My parents were diplomats stationed in Dubai and I happened to be born there. I wanted citizenship because Dubai is very close culturally and geographically to India. Being a citizen of UAE would have been great to be a part of a modern country and be able to travel to India whenever I chose. My parents being diplomats would have meant I would have gotten a good job and contributed to the economy, not be a leech and get benefits like some have stated. I live in the US (am a citizen) and have missed out on being a part of Arab/Indian culture...not much of it was around where I grew up. I understand that Arabs wouldn't have wanted to be a minority, but I was not a leech, so no reason to not have some way for me to become a citizen if I could prove I was contributing to the country in a significant way.
@rajnadar65557 жыл бұрын
Feras Ashraf I'm not worried...what they are doing is wrong.
@monjiomer20747 жыл бұрын
its not wrong actually
@rajnadar65557 жыл бұрын
It absolutely is wrong to not give citizenship to someone born there.
@monjiomer20747 жыл бұрын
Raj Nadar I was born there but i never wanted a citizenship. If you ever achieve something it will be considered for your country not for the one you were born in.
@rajnadar65557 жыл бұрын
totally beside the point.
@riaskeilani23547 жыл бұрын
I mean the rich Arab stereotype is only for gulf countries not Syria Iraq and so on
@hotburger12235 жыл бұрын
Rias Keilani yep
@THEREAPER-hd3nr5 жыл бұрын
Bro im from saudi arabia and believe me even there most of us aren't rich.
@sajibsjb5 жыл бұрын
Iraq is in gulf
@user-id8cl5zd9e5 жыл бұрын
Iraq are rich as fuuuuuuck but they are in bad situation right now, but they got that 50 million dollar inside those bank accounts in other countries
@user-db8ij7vp2l5 жыл бұрын
@@user-id8cl5zd9e true
@alanthearabguy11687 жыл бұрын
I am an Arab and yes alot of Arabs treat Indians/Pakistani/Bangali people like shit while this really pisses me off because those Indians are here find a living not to get yelled at !
@zubaeyrodin35827 жыл бұрын
Soon, when they oil runs out and the economy collapses, all the Arabs will go back to their old professions of selling dates and will live on our mercy. I pray the days come soon
@danyelahtabaat48087 жыл бұрын
Arabian your supposed to feel guilt for those ppl. but I guess he was write most of you arab are horrible ppl.
@Sarahsarah-wk8vr7 жыл бұрын
Yelanda Tabatha well you're clearly a nice person :/
@tnsyr24967 жыл бұрын
Alan The Arab Guy Just the ones in the gulf
@MrMoOomoOo917 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the Iranians
@Erik-hp8oh7 жыл бұрын
The indian guys quote in the end is golden 5:12
@ankulchhetri6 жыл бұрын
Indian are Mexican of Dubai hilarious
@EsaChinita5 жыл бұрын
@Anony Mous you don't have one, you have a pinky finger sized growth there.
@silverfoenix5 жыл бұрын
In Qatar they are enslaved! (They Even brag about it) you will often hear about how they slapped the shit out of em!!! In Kuwait they are mistreated! (Along with foreigners such as Egyptians, Syrian and basically all other nationalities except Europeans, Americans or other Gulf countries!) That sums up the shit I've seen in the middle east..
@Mrlingual12085 жыл бұрын
Don’t bring Mexicans into it. We have nothing to do with it here.
@ryanpulliam89875 жыл бұрын
@@Mrlingual1208 it's a fucking joke!
@ajaynarstolvic42775 жыл бұрын
@Anony Mous what does your first comment even mean?
@nirandnanda82095 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to saddam's ji ha-ha d hut". Damn. Bro. I hurt my gut laughing at that. 😂🤣😂
@mecafuller78614 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marleyvernall90563 жыл бұрын
"All strategically placed I see" this one had me in stitches bruh 😂
@oguz.mehmet5 жыл бұрын
As a middle eastern i can tell you that Russel knows us and he is the best. Thank you Russel! You are the best.
@act3186 жыл бұрын
Russel has such a great delivery and is such a compelling storyteller ! No wonder he is so successful !
@greekknighty25635 жыл бұрын
"SAVE ME A VIRGIN" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That line had my dying.
@somegirl5582 жыл бұрын
...it is funnier when you get an Eastern prostitute instead..
@prnv044 жыл бұрын
"Saddam's Jihahahahahad hut" omfg🤣🤣
@Gaarawed7 жыл бұрын
I'm Saudi and I have a Bengalis and Indians workers but I treat them like my brothers, that what prophet Muhammed PBUH taught us to treat people how we like to be treated!. Everywhere in this world there are ignorants not only in a certain country!
@Ahmad75_7 жыл бұрын
Salehwed الله يهديك والله انك كفو بكل صراحة وبدون كذب سواقي باكستاني زي اخوي
@nitinmalhotra11897 жыл бұрын
people like you are rare! may god be always with you.
@nitinmalhotra11897 жыл бұрын
yeah i mean ! very few are selfless people, who think About others and are must to keep by your side...and I said it in a good way...
@halfvolley117 жыл бұрын
I hate Saudi . I am Muslim.
@iraqigamer24077 жыл бұрын
Abdullah R Fuck do you mean by "Owning" them? They work for him, he pays him. (Right?) It's not like they're his slaves or some crazy shit.
@hishamayyash32706 жыл бұрын
Hey I am Canadian-Middle Eastern and I love you Peters a lot and all your jokes about Arabs. I love Indians as well my great brothers!
@user-zu3fo8ck3p6 жыл бұрын
sadly I lived in Dubai 17 years I can confirm what he said about Indians is true 😢
@khalilaa19974 жыл бұрын
As arab agree with you
@khalilaa19974 жыл бұрын
Even for follow arabs they are racist
@ideeyes40544 жыл бұрын
@@Woowxiwoo I guess people around make alike. Be surrounded by racists and you'll likely end up racist yourself.
@khalilaa19974 жыл бұрын
@@Woowxiwoo not all arab
@tssss11974 жыл бұрын
@@ideeyes4054 whites more racist in dumbass in Dubai bc its more about religion there and it's an islamic country there racist to everyone that's not them stay in ur lane ugly it's about RELIGION there not color
@misty93804 жыл бұрын
His accent and pronunciation is on point!!!!🤣🤣🤣
@pineapplesbringpain52433 жыл бұрын
I found the ع a bit exaggerated with his “Saudi” pronunciation but it was funny.
@salmanchecking4 жыл бұрын
Hats off to the labours who build so much in Middle east God bless
@amoghchaudhary93564 жыл бұрын
'Watch us explode with laughter' I died 😂😂😂😔
@lulu6777367 жыл бұрын
Plus: not most arab are rich
@medhatfaris58087 жыл бұрын
Lulu Saud شو مالك ياخوي والله دمو خفيف
@samikandoit6 жыл бұрын
I can barely afford my school funds bruv. I always have that Saudi immigrant who has the latest shit and a ps4 and all the games and the latest phone and a nice big home, while I bought the Ps3 a decade after its release and only have 4 games and I use a shit Phone and live in a 100 square meter house with other 6 people. I live in Lebanon where filthy rich people are almost non existant and normal rich people are just uncommon.
@Halfdan966 жыл бұрын
Most Saudis are not rich too They just saw princes and thought that all Saudis like them
@aradi966 жыл бұрын
TenPhoil You'd be surprised how much poverty there is in gulf countries man. I understand your situation...
@user-gi2xe8sy5m6 жыл бұрын
I’m Arabic and broke asf
@jsmartinez077 жыл бұрын
So sad in this day and age people are being mistreated! I've seen investigated reports about the Indian workers in Dubai and the horrible living conditions, Dubai Government should be ashamed!
@whatdid-isay6 жыл бұрын
No, they don't have better lifestyle in Dubai than they have in their homeland, infact conditions of Dubai's construction workers is the worst in the world. As to why they can't leave is because their passport is seized by their superiors. Here is the proof www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2859734/The-Dubai-DON-T-want-tourists-Photos-desperate-conditions-endured-migrant-labourers-forced-work-50C-heat-pittance.html m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y36thGSfn9ibfqM psmag.com/social-justice/why-are-migrant-workers-passports-still-being-held-hostage-in-uae
@adelraad8916 жыл бұрын
jsmartinez07 they live much better than that shit hole
@anneeeev6 жыл бұрын
રλίɖ ʃλɖίι lmao you need to get yourself checked, little boy. The majority of south Asians that continue to live here in Dubai NOT BECAUSE THEYRE HAPPY but because they have no other option. And yes racism happens in other countries too but at least the people of those countries can address the problem unlike here in Dubai where no one can talk about racism or recession or about how they’re exploited. Oh btw now that they’ve introduced VAT here we’ll be out of “your” land soon so dw.
@aimansaed76766 жыл бұрын
jsmartinez07 yea
@nazraz65376 жыл бұрын
Better dubai then rat infested vindia
@husynhushblabla92437 жыл бұрын
not everywhere arabs treat indians like this,maybe just in dubai,we love all people,..the rich arab will treat the poor people like this even if they are arabs too...greatings from lebanon 🖑
@yung21king4 жыл бұрын
The Lebanese are very different I met many Syrian and Lebanese I’m from England n they are more down to earth when it comes to it
@alphacent17814 жыл бұрын
I'm from india bro and thanks for your concern
@cosmictruth36004 жыл бұрын
Lebanese are different , they don’t have the typical Arab mentality .. Lebanese in general are nice people .. I think though you guys speak Arabic which makes you linguistically Arab but by race you guys are not Arabs most of the Lebanese have a more Southern European look .. which is very different from the typical Arab features / looks..
@nab.72504 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, what a joke. Lebanese are like the most racist country in the Middle East. Gulf countries are much nicer when it come to racism Lebanon is top at that 😹😹
@sosiesosie91623 жыл бұрын
You got Ethiopians that are poorly treated in lebanon. High suicide because of that
@alialghamdi.18044 жыл бұрын
I’m Saudi and there are a lot of Indians back home. I don’t know why comments are sh*t about the Indians in the GCC. I swear we treat them respectfully and we talk laugh on daily basis plus we love and respect each other.
@arunchandramathi95722 жыл бұрын
I was working in UAE we had Saudi Guests we had no problems.They were good to us.
@lovepina2304 ай бұрын
Hi, i think people miss understanding. They only see on the media if working in Arab is bad, inhumane, etc. But i swear i know those who get low salaries, inadequate housing and even withhold documents, they are those who work for Indian companies in Arab county. Rich indian treat their own people badly.
@anneeeev7 жыл бұрын
True I'm an Indian born and living Dubai, most of the Arabs look down on us. I hate it.
@Ahmad75_7 жыл бұрын
juania jackson yea im arab i hope they treat u guys good
@timimi12347 жыл бұрын
juania jackson am so sorry for you, and i do really want you to forgive them, they're not all that bad
@ahmedma3oda6 жыл бұрын
your ppl do did worst when i went to ur place man
@mr.perfect90726 жыл бұрын
juania jackson cuz we never trusted indians (no offence) because every Indian I've met until now is trying to steal money from me by lying about costs.
@SergiyMichael6 жыл бұрын
Russell would say it's because you are short )
@Lycan6834 жыл бұрын
"Give me the whole race, I'll take it"
@wendigong43377 жыл бұрын
Never get tired of listening to your Stand-up. Keep the good work, sir !
@kolehiyala99586 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Riyadh and people look at me like in pity like what the hell is wrong with you and they'll be like "how's your life there?" "are they good to you?" I'm like they are freaking great and so nice, especially to Filipinos. When they meet us, they always say "kamusta kababayan" and end the conversation right away. because they don't know anything else to say. And yes it is true that they are rich. Limousines are all over Riyadh. You can see them like Toyota, lots of broken limo as well.
@ahmadang503 жыл бұрын
R u still alive?
@grammarnazi91423 жыл бұрын
@@ahmadang50 died probably
@helbertremo67473 жыл бұрын
Why do i always keep coming back here. You're awesome russel, I appreciate you much.
@nd78837 жыл бұрын
Construction workers don't get treated well in India as well,may be not as bad as in Arab. Its all about rich humans vs poor humans ......
@truth90426 жыл бұрын
indians hate their own people
@vila333336 жыл бұрын
+truth 90 so true
@DARKKNIGHT-ur7uz4 жыл бұрын
@@truth9042 True Bro 🤧
@GauravTandon854 жыл бұрын
@@DARKKNIGHT-ur7uz get yourself checked or be in quarantine.
@alokbaluni87604 жыл бұрын
But still it's better than dubia
@marleoca26447 жыл бұрын
Hands down, he's the best with accents!
@brisket55884 жыл бұрын
“I ten toes and only one head. Protect your head” *top ten philosophers Socrates was too scared to question*
@slimtruckinghunnit52075 жыл бұрын
Oh comedy is the bomb 😂 I’m gonna explode with laughter 😂 Only Russell
@Inkahustler4 жыл бұрын
So true! I used to work in Dubai ten years ago. Indians, Bengali, Filipinos and Nepali built Dubia, Doha, Kuwait and some other cities round the middle East. Funny 'cause is true!
@aboodyboi5 жыл бұрын
Im Arab and I love my fellow indians back when I used to live in the UAE myself
@underlinetruth97457 жыл бұрын
he is right about the Arabs being rich but it's always the 1% of every Arab country who are filthy rich and the others are either lower middle class or poor the upper middle class is shrinking so fast that you can't find them anymore and to live in the Arab gulf and be a citizen means you must take alot if debts, that started with the 80 generation since then the debts problem is only growing. in the Arab gulf all of us are drowning in debts but there is always couple of families who are insanely rich and you never see them in the country, they study, marry, live in Europe but when the business go down a little or if they want to steal more to do bigger projects outside they will come back only to milk us dry then go back to their paradise. it's no heaven in the Arab countries, it's rich yes and filled with oil but everything is going to a number of families who control the oil production. it's crazy how the world think we all live like kings when we instead wish to live outside think the western live the best , most comfortable life.
@underlinetruth97457 жыл бұрын
In Kuwait and Saudia the middle class is shrinking, pretty fast too. You cant compqre dubai to any other Arab country because the majorty of its residents are foreigners. Actually the whole country is different from every other country because they are building and developing the whole country, the government want their country to be the best in everything, which means better Living conditions. If it's not exactly true I'm sorry this is what I heared. On the other hand, Kuwait and Saudia Arabia have alot of economic problems that I'm familiar with because I live in Kuwait and alot of my family live in Saudi. Believe me the normal citizens are not pleased at all with how everything is going.
@kingzzMash7 жыл бұрын
U almost brought a tear to my eye to how much u are on point
@Dake6i7 жыл бұрын
Underline truth seems like the same shit in all poor countries with oil
@-nadine-35097 жыл бұрын
a lot of Egyptians who live specifically in the capital are upper middle. well you can say we don't have rich people most of them are either upper middle or below average. your words are pretty accurate. sad tho
@alanthearabguy11687 жыл бұрын
Underline truth PREACH !
@cryptopedia15207 жыл бұрын
I am an Arab and i love and respect Indians and i even find them more useful than most Arabs
@abrahamseras34956 жыл бұрын
it never fails there is always a "white America" in every hemisphere lol.
@justdoit25216 жыл бұрын
Useful 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sejfzlrrhman6 жыл бұрын
Guess what? I'm a Muslim, but I'm not an Arab. I'm an Indian.
@greatmuslim38086 жыл бұрын
lorenzo Lopez . Fuck you
@coldteamzx64116 жыл бұрын
useful .. Lmao
@freemind62312 жыл бұрын
I miss my indian friends. From Saudi Arabia they were such a greate people.
@moos80107 жыл бұрын
he's totally true, the Indian guys in my country most of them if not all of them are skinny and short and not educated at all. I thought all the Indians like this until I met real Indians like real persons and I have many friends now. I love India and one day I'll visit it.
@chaaaaaaaaaaaad5 жыл бұрын
So only the educated are people and not the poor. Slavery mindset.
@ajmalks62985 жыл бұрын
Are u for real aren't the people u currently visit not humans 💩
@chillozee12595 жыл бұрын
We have lots of indians in iraq and i hope everyone of them is treated like he's in his own country.. Very nice ppl💙
@benaffleckisanokayactor Жыл бұрын
what! What are they employed in?
@ludmillagutomo5 жыл бұрын
"protect your head" - words to live by 😂
@scorpion83757 жыл бұрын
Thats the thing - in Europe we Arabs are treated like shit - maybe we should treat our fellows Indians a bit better... they are really nice people.
@flowerflojo57 жыл бұрын
people look down on each other. Indians looks down on other Indians & black people. arabs looks down on Indians. white people look down on both Indians and arabs lol.
@halfvolley117 жыл бұрын
In Europe you are treated with respect. You get free education, food, medical care, everything and you do not work. In Mid east, they treat us like slaves, we work 24/7 in hot sun.
@irishprice6 жыл бұрын
How are arabs threated like shit in europe? Is it all the religious freedoms we guarantee? Is it the social welfare provided to everysingle refugee that arrives legally? Is it the free education? Or the free social housing provided? Or the guarantee to allow your family to join you once all legal documentation is done? Im sure there is racism, as there is everywhere.... but as someone currently engaged in the social cohesion between immigrants from the middle east and irish people, you are shitting all over those efforts.
@murtazalehri6 жыл бұрын
24/7? Come on I am Indian in Arab country. Do not exaggerate so much. Sometimes it depends on what job you're doing. Generally the labour force in constructions are the main ones who are not treated well. We cannot say ALL are treated exactly same. Now these labourers would be treated the same in India as well. Such is our society.
@locosinjuicio6 жыл бұрын
When Europeans are treaten better in Arab Countries I will go immediately there just tell me where I get money and a home for free I can get my children educated for free, build with other cristians a new cathedral and sound the bells few times a day and also sit in the middle of the City giving them the Bible and ask them to convert and naturally tell them that I will cut their heads off when they don't agree fully with me. An Arab can do that in Rome can I do it in Mekka?
@underdogs7033 жыл бұрын
This scrawny people you mentioned are the poorest of the poor people from indian villages that sold everything they have in order to get a visa to make it to any gulf country only to end up in hard labor under scorching sun and crowded-timid labor rooms like that in sonapur in Dubai. This is the other part of luxury-glitz-glamour of Dubai.
@ephatraceykalorib86456 жыл бұрын
Oh men! "All strategically placed I see" LOL
@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-16 жыл бұрын
Haha so funny, " welcome to Sadaam's ji ha ha hut, our comedy is the bomb!"😀😉
@asimpleman64643 жыл бұрын
Dubai has so many South Indians especially Keralites.
@Amr_Elkholy7 жыл бұрын
Respect to all Indians smart and funny 😍😍😍
@sorinmb6 жыл бұрын
“I have ten toos”😂😂
@msrasras6 жыл бұрын
I am soory about how indians are treated in Dubai, I am Palestanian arab and I have so much respect for indian people. Your stand up is so funny, and real, but the bit about the disrespect of indian people in Dubai made me sad.
@mohamedabdulahi80245 жыл бұрын
Our comedy is the boom then split with the laughter😂😂😂😂
@GOLDENIRIS34 жыл бұрын
I love his many voices! He is so talented! 🤩
@cephasjackson77142 жыл бұрын
The place where he talks about in India is tamil nadu, skillful builders and major occupants in UAE..
@Sevan_UP7 жыл бұрын
You do not want to get roasted by this guy
@ryanpulliam89875 жыл бұрын
I know I'm replying two years late. But I guarantee you go to one of his shows chances are he's gonna fuck with you lol
@LukeyMia44 жыл бұрын
Ngl I'd be honored. I'd be crying with laughter and humiliation but I could learn from it and make other people cry hahaha
@Amghannam3 жыл бұрын
I know for a fact that I can roast him better than he can roast me. Only problem is I can't afford a roaster.
@inadequatebrilliance10025 жыл бұрын
As an Emarati I can confirm on how we look down on other indians sometimes, but there are also other times where we treat them good either give them food or a place to stay, not all Arabs who are in Dubai or whichever Emirates are that descrimnatory. We as a society should focus on the good side also not only on the negative side of the UAE
@williamjeremiah66372 жыл бұрын
I agree we shouldn't generalized any nation same times.
@geriko17 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to Saddam's Ji-HA-HA-HA-had Hut!" I'm dead lol
@livbazuzi7 жыл бұрын
I'm arab and I was like Dammit that's funny cause it's true
@knedyz7 жыл бұрын
Liv Payne ...
@user-fi5do1py5k6 жыл бұрын
Nothing more can be true to what all he has said
@abdallaeka84836 жыл бұрын
This is so fuckin offensive
@SolidFawaz6 жыл бұрын
nL Moe do you want one , i got a whole pack of them
@myme82086 жыл бұрын
nL Moe media exaggerates Dubai stated that they had changed their policies with forgen workers. Indians are great ppl and I really hope the situation gets better.
@mohamedammar11375 жыл бұрын
He’s so right about the way middle eastern treat Indians but we always know that not all middle easterners are like that .
@Francis-qf2hr5 жыл бұрын
OMG the video just started and i had to quickly pause at 0:15...to laugh my ass out, loool
@mrsTraveller646 жыл бұрын
he was right about Arabs beeing nice,I've been visiting many different Arabic countries,and I've met very nice and friendly and helpful people over there.
@mousaabutalib10406 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! This dude has me cracking up! His voices are amazingly accurate.
@bolobalaman10 ай бұрын
Man Russell Peters voice impression was so good
@MA-ii4el4 жыл бұрын
I am a Saudi Arabian and I confirm that Indians and others are treated very badly in the Gulf countries. I would like to apologize deeply to them. I would like to tell you that Indians are among the nicest, most wonderful people, and very peaceful. I love them very much and now many young people are trying to end this racism and bad treatment of workers and foreigners. I hope you accept my apology, you are the best.
@abiabi66574 жыл бұрын
you dont want apologies, this is just a show, good and bad peoples are everywhere, I am indians, here in india current government is treat us like a shit
@maliksikanderrazzaq75537 жыл бұрын
I watched your all videos love u from Pakistan...
@thomasdoucettedoucette2 жыл бұрын
I first met Russell when he was my Uber driver in Scarborough a few years back. Okay, dude rolls up chewing on a Big Mac, drinking a Coke. I said, "Hey, man u look like that guy on the Indian Detective"? He looks at me and says "Hey, bro, I am the Indian Detective" Okay, the dude drives me to Brampton, and as I was paying, no tip included, he hands me a copy of Trevor Noah's funniest Russian jokes stolen by Russell Peters. I said, who is Russell Peters? He starts screaming in Urdu as he drove off. and then it dawns on me, the greatest mystery of the ages. No one ever stole jokes from the Indian Detective. TRUE STORY LOL
@RJ6AV62 жыл бұрын
"We bought all of them, they were very cheap" 🤣🤣😭😭😭
@heinz86 Жыл бұрын
Successful people don't become that way overnight. What most people see at a glance- wealth, a great career, purpose-is the result of hard work and hustle over time. I pray that anyone who reads this will be successful in life..
@leilabrandt7454 Жыл бұрын
@Ruben Bosman You're right
@leilabrandt7454 Жыл бұрын
But I don't know why people remain poor due to ignorance
@moroccanbeauty4070 Жыл бұрын
@@leilabrandt7454 You're right, Investing in bitcoin now is the best thing to do especially with the current rise in the market
@moroccanbeauty4070 Жыл бұрын
people are really making a lot of money from it.....
@saturnanthony3542 Жыл бұрын
@Lilly Schäfer wow!! you know her too?
@thomasalias84926 жыл бұрын
2:01 that Norwegian impression was GOLD. lmao
@yaserasaad2 жыл бұрын
I'm an Iraqi watchin this .. it's so fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@msh48065 жыл бұрын
0:57 Which explode with laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bladeweilder6 жыл бұрын
sometimes, your face is enough to make me laugh. hahahaa
@badrluai6 жыл бұрын
The not getting citizenship even if you're born there hits me right in the feels :'(
@emre05x4 жыл бұрын
it's the same in Switzerland
@anasalghamdi67824 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry bout it it’s just that every where people need to talk about their unsatisfaction about the Middle East it’s like if 90 countries do something and Saudi or uae does it they only mention them... I’ve learned that their full of shit and I’m just glad that we are living a honorable life
@happydays52793 жыл бұрын
@@anasalghamdi6782 yeah they always want to make the Middle East look bad and act like they know us 🤦♀️
@anonymouslyregret95303 жыл бұрын
Brunei as well. :(
@sachinvenugopal69262 жыл бұрын
@@thisismetrying6614 even yemenis are Arabs .. find it interesting even thats not enough to get citizenship .. But they do offer citizenships to eminent persons without considering where they are from ..
@snvffxxx5 жыл бұрын
i've been in Dubai months ago, and is truly amazing, Marina it's epic.. and that Mall.. omg
@adithyamenon52075 жыл бұрын
Our comedy is the bomb.....I laughed so hard🤣
@ibnsaeed17 жыл бұрын
im saudi but im not rich 😐😐💔
@halmb07 жыл бұрын
Huss S ya right
@akshaykulkarni16567 жыл бұрын
does "not rich" mean, you possess only a 100 million dollars?
@fasalsrrr7 жыл бұрын
Why you want our money so much 😂😂😅
@Kidlat4327 жыл бұрын
it's sa a-u di
@BhaskarSinhaRZ6 жыл бұрын
***im saaaudi
@thebrolly74076 жыл бұрын
Aaaand I am here just to read the comments! *Eats popcorn with a smug in my face*
@user-bz4ls9yq7n4 жыл бұрын
والله لو احنا ك عرب بطلنا العنصرية ضد غيرنا وضد بعضنا البعض وصببنا طاقاتنا وافكارنا وقلوبنا لبناء اوطاننا بقلب واحد واحببنا بعضنا وتوحدنا لنصبح اعظم الامم
@dreamguy6441 Жыл бұрын
As an Indian, I can say Indians are building most of the countries. Alof of business in UAE, Europe and USA are owned by Gujrati and Marwari families from India. While states like UP, Bihar, Bengal etc are catering for cheap labour.
@muaazmozay55387 жыл бұрын
never fails to make me laugh
@marioiacolucci6 жыл бұрын
Muaaz Mozay hard hat protect your head!
@mohsinali4783 Жыл бұрын
"watch us explode with happiness" lol
@yep87066 жыл бұрын
Born in an indian community and some of my best friends whove I've known since 5 years old have been really close friends of mine.
@y_33334 жыл бұрын
This guy is tooooo funny 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ love from saudi arabia 🇸🇦🇸🇦💚
@jawlatnet5 жыл бұрын
"Give me the whole race I will take it" lmao
@karimkarim50715 жыл бұрын
"They're filthy rich" Yeah he's not talking about the middle east any more
@enrac4 жыл бұрын
I'm happy you (partially) referred to how Indians are treated in the Middle East. It's doubly amazing that you could do it in a funny way.
@johannesrindt25694 жыл бұрын
I live in the Middle East, his SO right about how rich people can be here!
@mohamedabadila5 жыл бұрын
I'm Arab and I'm loughing so hard 😂
@ragnarok37135 жыл бұрын
I died when he said "All strategically placed I see"
@pugpersongaming69247 жыл бұрын
This guy never Fails to make us Laugh.
@Littlemissorangee6 жыл бұрын
“Comedy is the bomb!” Underrated
@ALYAZEEM7 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention the super rich Indians in Dubai like that Indian guy who bought a number plate by almost 10 million $. This is just a tiny example in how rich Indian are in Dubai!!!!!!!
@irishprice6 жыл бұрын
Abu Baker Baobaid correction.. how rich 3 indian businessmen are when they visit dubai. 98.9% of the indian population are immigrant workers. Their passports are taken from them as part of their employment and they have no official covil rights while there. That is why you get regular stories of indian maids in indentured servitude being beaten often, and sometimes (read two stories) of them being raped. Also one case where a maid fell out of a window and her owner did not save her while she was holding onto the ledge...
@manile64666 жыл бұрын
irishprice Indians across all the middle east aren't really liked even historically. We all know Dubai is ran on slaves.
@coldteamzx64116 жыл бұрын
nobody forced them to be honest .
@PensiveLobster16 жыл бұрын
Cold TeamZx they promise those skillful indians high posting jobs but when they get there ,they take indians' passports and force them to be a camel herder or construction sitr worker....
@hotburger12235 жыл бұрын
Abu Baker Baobaid true I’m from Dubai
@DeepanjanDatta6 жыл бұрын
As an Indian, who lives in the US, has visited the middle-east, and have plenty of Arab friends, I don't find any of Russell's jokes offensive. And I see neither do most Arabs, Caucasians, or folks from the subcontinent. The thing is, there's plenty of ignorance when it comes to knowing, and treating our fellow human beings with respect and compassion. Russell does a fine job of making the uncomfortable truths digestible. But the truth behind them is bitter. By playing up these stereotypes, he precisely does the opposite - breaking down the walls around these stereotypes. As he himself says " ... you can always judge the audience by the timing of their laughs .. " The ignorant ones laugh at the content, the smart ones at the intent :)
@uraniumpotato44405 жыл бұрын
Ten toes but one head to protect is dope💢
@dangle33922 жыл бұрын
Wow, this guy has just exposed modern slavery in the middle of his show.
@22rre7 жыл бұрын
As an Arab living in KSA I can relate to this xD
@THEREAPER-hd3nr5 жыл бұрын
@MR. Right not all of them tho. Most of us aren't even rich, but most of the royal family..... GOD.
@anasalghamdi67824 жыл бұрын
I wonder what you mean by that?
@JelowGames5 жыл бұрын
3:54 soooo true I live in Qatar but I'm from Jordan and there is not a day that passes by without seeing at least 50 Indians
@jin86847 жыл бұрын
One of the best!!!! Hes up there with the greats!
@emiranup Жыл бұрын
"This way we all go, "boom, " in the middle, over everything.💣💥 😂