"Terrorists vs Indians" | Russell Peters - Outsourced

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Russell Peters

Russell Peters

7 жыл бұрын

Here are some reasons why terrorists and Indians are completely different! From my 2006 special, "Outsourced."
Get the full special on iTunes! Click here: apple.co/2f8oWWX

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@preethamhegde033
@preethamhegde033 3 жыл бұрын
Come to India and get an Aadhar. You'll see the definition of sad photos. Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys:)
@Coders_World
@Coders_World 3 жыл бұрын
आम आदमी का अधिकार😂🙌
@christopherhand4836
@christopherhand4836 3 жыл бұрын
Been to Delhi
@mithileshsingh8514
@mithileshsingh8514 3 жыл бұрын
@@christopherhand4836 that's enough sadness for your life
@samth1141
@samth1141 3 жыл бұрын
True🤣🤣🤣
@vigneshyenaganti3764
@vigneshyenaganti3764 3 жыл бұрын
@@christopherhand4836 delhi is a shit place
@devsenguptajavawarrior
@devsenguptajavawarrior 7 жыл бұрын
People get offended so easily these days. Have you never come accross Russel Peters jokes before? He makes fun of EVERYBODY. Not just Indians, but Mexicans, Chinese and even the Arabs! I don't know why are Indians throwing hate comments here. They should just be at the bank depositing their old money.
@donloyal
@donloyal 7 жыл бұрын
I know right! Like why are you even here if you can't take a joke!!!???
@MoNikaMondalvoidbox
@MoNikaMondalvoidbox 7 жыл бұрын
mmm well, you are also doing the same :) Everyone has an opinion should not we just respect that !
@anandarupguin2927
@anandarupguin2927 7 жыл бұрын
he is damn right ....and the truth hurts.....that's why so much hate....
@abc94714
@abc94714 7 жыл бұрын
+dyn 900 dear nri are also indians....dnt be so rude...they are as indian as we are.....it doesnot matter that if you are indian then you have to live in india..no all nri are also indians..infact we should feel proud that they are making india proud to break stereotype of india in foreign....
@hindeshrai8787
@hindeshrai8787 7 жыл бұрын
anup chahar In a pole 3/4 sikhs In london refused being called indians what can we make of that?
@chadhindu3527
@chadhindu3527 3 жыл бұрын
Divided by ipl United by world cup
@saurabhmishra2363
@saurabhmishra2363 3 жыл бұрын
Bhai Chennai haar gyi 😫😫😫😫
@chadhindu3527
@chadhindu3527 3 жыл бұрын
@@saurabhmishra2363 😂😂😂 mumbai ka fan hu
@krisch999
@krisch999 3 жыл бұрын
L
@abhinavchauhan7864
@abhinavchauhan7864 3 жыл бұрын
@@saurabhmishra2363 are yaar dhoni buddhe ne rula diya 😭😭
@bishalmondal3800
@bishalmondal3800 3 жыл бұрын
Kolkata 😫😫😫
@usteamnew
@usteamnew 6 ай бұрын
I m from Russia. One day I had to work with two guys from India. they were very hardworking and polite. behaved well. Indians are wonderful people.
@sundaze7925
@sundaze7925 3 жыл бұрын
See all Indians don’t hate each other. Some Indians, like me, hate everything and everyone, unless they’re funny!!
@HarrisTheHypnotist
@HarrisTheHypnotist 3 жыл бұрын
Hello bhai
@sundaze7925
@sundaze7925 3 жыл бұрын
@@HarrisTheHypnotist 🙏,behenji here. P.s. I don’t endorse identity politics.
@VishallSonii
@VishallSonii 3 жыл бұрын
@@HarrisTheHypnotist are you learning Hindi?
@HarrisTheHypnotist
@HarrisTheHypnotist 3 жыл бұрын
@@VishallSonii haan bhai
@shivamittal27
@shivamittal27 3 жыл бұрын
@@HarrisTheHypnotist Thought so. Practice Harder and good luck😊
@rahulsrivastva5267
@rahulsrivastva5267 5 жыл бұрын
We hate each other....so true.. but it only takes one cricket match to unite us....🇮🇳
@shailesharolkar1790
@shailesharolkar1790 5 жыл бұрын
GTX 1050 Games & Benchmarks i think u should get a life... u have not seen unity bro as we hate each other is as same as we love each other
@rahulsrivastva5267
@rahulsrivastva5267 5 жыл бұрын
@@doge2629 I have a life ....a real one...unlike the virtual GTX game....
@SJ-jk3zx
@SJ-jk3zx 5 жыл бұрын
And a surgical strike
@rajmansingh1471
@rajmansingh1471 5 жыл бұрын
Well said
@lime4
@lime4 5 жыл бұрын
I'm Indian and I hate cricket :D
@Goodlife562
@Goodlife562 3 жыл бұрын
As per my experience with many Indian colleagues at work, I understood, that this nation is one of the humblest in the world. They are naturally peaceful and devoted to their work. However, there are very few leaders among them, which I guess is an advantage in this case; with such a huge population if every second person were a leader the country would be divided into dozens of countries.
@adityakumaryadav10d75
@adityakumaryadav10d75 3 жыл бұрын
you are absolutely correct
@cksink6965
@cksink6965 3 жыл бұрын
We have uneducated politicians as leaders
@maverick4900
@maverick4900 3 жыл бұрын
Ck Sin K That’s an issue with the whole world.
@akami307
@akami307 3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@jeetpatel6249
@jeetpatel6249 3 жыл бұрын
@@cksink6965 just check how many ministry have been given to educated people
@ryanmacphee427
@ryanmacphee427 3 жыл бұрын
I have lots of Indian friends who are very good people
@ss-cw6he
@ss-cw6he 3 жыл бұрын
That's why native ones have been suffering
@sudharsan6668
@sudharsan6668 3 жыл бұрын
@@ss-cw6he who are natives?
@cessposter
@cessposter 2 жыл бұрын
@@sudharsan6668 native Americans aka "red Indians"
@artbeat33
@artbeat33 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you 😊
@fifthbusiness1678
@fifthbusiness1678 2 жыл бұрын
@@cessposter I’m guessing you mean indigenous peoples. Because I’ve never heard the phrase Native Canadians here.
@pk221B
@pk221B 4 жыл бұрын
"Indians hate each other"- explains why divide and rule was a success in India back when the British ruled over 😂
@hackedstalked6371
@hackedstalked6371 4 жыл бұрын
Division is a control tactic. Wether it be race, religion, or caste.❤
@hippopotomonstrosesquipped8362
@hippopotomonstrosesquipped8362 4 жыл бұрын
It's a success with all societies that's why the West used it against the middle East. Against religions, against nations. Watch karma come and bite their ass tho 😂
@bdancestars
@bdancestars 4 жыл бұрын
😳 WOW
@dineshvaithyalingamgangath5586
@dineshvaithyalingamgangath5586 4 жыл бұрын
and even now
@parulgarg339
@parulgarg339 4 жыл бұрын
Still is...#NRC
@bassam5714
@bassam5714 2 жыл бұрын
Indians are street-smart educated guys. They live in a humble way as they understand family values, life, and death. Their religion is a " way of life " that is admirable. I have worked with them in different banks and hired many of them in my companies as trustworthy and rarely stab in the back. My relationship with them has been on equal footing and on clear terms. And I am not an Indian(Lebanese).
@vikasboricha5254
@vikasboricha5254 2 жыл бұрын
❤️🙏🙏
@SILOPshuvambanerjee
@SILOPshuvambanerjee 2 жыл бұрын
😊😊😊
@arunchandramathi9572
@arunchandramathi9572 2 жыл бұрын
I too worked with Lebanese They somehow get along with Indians.
@dev_peace_soul
@dev_peace_soul 2 жыл бұрын
😊🙏🏻
@rajs9372
@rajs9372 2 жыл бұрын
thank you 🙏🏾
@nikhilbharali5298
@nikhilbharali5298 3 жыл бұрын
Has anyone noticed that when Russell does the Indian accent, it sounds 1/2 like the real Indian accent and 1/2 stereotypical? And according to me, that is the perfect way to sound both realistic and funny.
@user-db3gw6gd8s
@user-db3gw6gd8s 3 жыл бұрын
Bharali ki khabor
@nikhilbharali5298
@nikhilbharali5298 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-db3gw6gd8s Bodhiya bondhu, tumi kenukuwa?
@cessposter
@cessposter 2 жыл бұрын
@@nikhilbharali5298 enthonne?
@nikhilbharali5298
@nikhilbharali5298 2 жыл бұрын
@@cessposter Maane?
@cessposter
@cessposter 2 жыл бұрын
@@nikhilbharali5298 ഏ?
@twigeffingg3423
@twigeffingg3423 4 жыл бұрын
I work on projects and have a few indian/sikh colleagues, after I showed them this they literally said "yes, yes . .. This is counter productive!" 🤣 🤣 🤣
@yunglynda1326
@yunglynda1326 5 жыл бұрын
I'm Indian-American and boy this is the best, most humanizing joke I have ever experienced from a comedian. Thank you for showing that people like you and I exist.
@webdev8284
@webdev8284 3 жыл бұрын
"Indians hate each other" Liberals and Nationalists: *sweating in distance*
@jeetendrapatel5726
@jeetendrapatel5726 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think so 😅 u got wrong preference buddy
@sdts8847
@sdts8847 3 жыл бұрын
There are no liberals in India
@statisticssirppn3699
@statisticssirppn3699 3 жыл бұрын
There aren't any liberals in India
@thetenthone
@thetenthone 3 жыл бұрын
anime pfp
@Aman-td9nl
@Aman-td9nl 3 жыл бұрын
@@statisticssirppn3699 are u even indian?
@mastiffmama6008
@mastiffmama6008 3 жыл бұрын
I have always loved Indians. They are warm good natured and hysterical. I never laugh so hard as when I am in 🇮🇳
@gigachad-nd2no
@gigachad-nd2no 2 жыл бұрын
Is that your dog so cute ❤️
@manpy5504
@manpy5504 2 жыл бұрын
Hi beautiful
@leilaaitballali7403
@leilaaitballali7403 2 жыл бұрын
@lonewolfking4274
@lonewolfking4274 2 жыл бұрын
And pretty racist too
@lethalx277
@lethalx277 2 жыл бұрын
fk them scammers
@rajat_singla
@rajat_singla 2 жыл бұрын
As a North Indian from West India, spent majority of my life in Southern India with a roommate from North East India, I can testify we don't hate each other. We are just too proud of the region we belong to.
@Vagmayi666
@Vagmayi666 Жыл бұрын
True bro 💯💯💯💯💯
@maiholiaw4927
@maiholiaw4927 10 ай бұрын
Being an from the NE, studied in Delhi and worked in Bangalore, I'd say I agree.
@afterschooltoons
@afterschooltoons 4 жыл бұрын
This was funny, I'm Indian. That would be counter productive
@mr_pc9410
@mr_pc9410 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't know Thanos was Indian. Fucker went through all THAT.
@ryaanzahidani3996
@ryaanzahidani3996 4 жыл бұрын
Mr_Pc lmfaoo
@afterschooltoons
@afterschooltoons 4 жыл бұрын
@@mr_pc9410 lol.
@HarrisTheHypnotist
@HarrisTheHypnotist 3 жыл бұрын
@Prranjal ShrivaastavNamaste bhai
@ashishjosh2000
@ashishjosh2000 3 жыл бұрын
I am an Indian , and thank God my boss is not an Indian ;)
@tabmax22
@tabmax22 7 жыл бұрын
all I can read is comments calming down the indians getting hurt but no actual comments from the indians themselves saying they're hurt
@technoformer9778
@technoformer9778 2 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah .....
@Manifestation9
@Manifestation9 3 жыл бұрын
*We have all the Relegions in the World,We have 1600+ Languages,1500+ Cultures,29 states and largest Democracy in the world.* Still Together❤️
@countryroadrider1669
@countryroadrider1669 2 жыл бұрын
Thats why we are called Indian. Unity in diversity. From Meghalaya.
@ppbdrinker
@ppbdrinker 2 жыл бұрын
1600 languages? dafuq u are talking about?
@princerathor8712
@princerathor8712 2 жыл бұрын
@@ppbdrinker According to the Census of India of 2001, India has 122 major languages and 1599 other languages.
@zaomadarnei1961
@zaomadarnei1961 2 жыл бұрын
Our laws make us unite.
@fillemorte
@fillemorte 2 жыл бұрын
@Dickey Spouse India is really big
@kenkioqqo
@kenkioqqo 9 ай бұрын
Russell was and is still my favorite standup comedian. I can never get tired of coming back to watch these hilarious sessions and feel some nostalgia.
@riyasaini2375
@riyasaini2375 5 жыл бұрын
"gotta listen to my instructions" lol, it had me rolling!!
@The_untouchable453
@The_untouchable453 5 жыл бұрын
Riya Saini umm umm
@RandomPerson-hj8fq
@RandomPerson-hj8fq 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand that
@billjohnson69
@billjohnson69 5 жыл бұрын
I flew home from Toronto on the first flight after 9/11 to SFO and an Indian couple was on the flight on their honeymoon. They were seated in the last row with 2 or 3 big white guys who were seated in front of them and instructed by the flight crew to take action if they tried anything. It was really sad. I was one of the guys whose seat was changed once onboard to “protect us” if they did anything. It was really sad. They were a cute couple.
@Vagmayi666
@Vagmayi666 Жыл бұрын
Weird......Indians are the best people anyone can ever find....this small mentality has to be crushed and thrown into the bin asap 👍
@rrrnaidu8558
@rrrnaidu8558 Жыл бұрын
see and they didn't complain or played the victim card, unlike people from a certain community.
@transfemme5749
@transfemme5749 Жыл бұрын
@@rrrnaidu8558 pipe down. Incels like yourself are the biggest snowflakes
@kawaiionee-chan9557
@kawaiionee-chan9557 Жыл бұрын
@@rrrnaidu8558 can you leave the black folks alone😂 atleast the ones who doesn’t do that- sir I don’t panick around the cops
@omegamanGXE
@omegamanGXE 11 ай бұрын
@@rrrnaidu8558 Jews?
@HardikPatel-bo8sb
@HardikPatel-bo8sb 3 жыл бұрын
A classic comedy without swearing and fun to watch.
@ishanjain4038
@ishanjain4038 2 жыл бұрын
Russell has a joke on your name
@GamerOne_me
@GamerOne_me 2 жыл бұрын
Yes making fun of stereotype Indian accent
@POOPGOD999
@POOPGOD999 2 жыл бұрын
10 year old me when I tried to convince my parents to get rated r movies
@m1lkl1zard8
@m1lkl1zard8 2 жыл бұрын
He swears a LOT
@m1lkl1zard8
@m1lkl1zard8 2 жыл бұрын
@@GamerOne_me he's an Indian. He gets to do that.
@fxnoob7486
@fxnoob7486 3 жыл бұрын
I thought this was about " Pakistani vs indians " 😂
@aymosb.i.w.alkuhs5969
@aymosb.i.w.alkuhs5969 3 жыл бұрын
Dayuuuuuuummmmmm dude 🤣🤣
@priyamtrivedi5891
@priyamtrivedi5891 3 жыл бұрын
It is
@kingqueen104
@kingqueen104 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@malikzulfiqar7491
@malikzulfiqar7491 3 жыл бұрын
The whole world can see your innocence in Kashmir.
@ritikpratapsingh9128
@ritikpratapsingh9128 3 жыл бұрын
Hosts terrorists like osama and dawood. .....comments kashmir kashmir everywhere....lol..!!😂🤣
@lohphat
@lohphat 5 жыл бұрын
The reason they don't want you to smile is that they want a clear copy of your neutral face so that they can match it via A.I. face-recognition from various still and video sources. In cities with dense CCTV cameras, they can track you as you walk around the city and automatically ID you.
@lalalhmar6118
@lalalhmar6118 5 жыл бұрын
lohphat Get the joke! It's all a part of his comedy
@CasualFire
@CasualFire 5 жыл бұрын
I actually didn't know this, so thanks.
@deathstroke7316
@deathstroke7316 5 жыл бұрын
Woosh
@julietjaneg
@julietjaneg 5 жыл бұрын
Wow... thanks
@rsmith02
@rsmith02 5 жыл бұрын
Did that actually exist in 2006 when he made the joke?
@alenaxp
@alenaxp 7 жыл бұрын
Thank to Russel now I love Indians :)
@anudhirrahduin375
@anudhirrahduin375 6 жыл бұрын
A J but he is Indian......his ethnicity is India.......
@amalmaharaj4563
@amalmaharaj4563 6 жыл бұрын
Alen AxP lol he's indian he's from Canada but his parent's from Indian
@tstanmoysamanta
@tstanmoysamanta 6 жыл бұрын
you know this comments actually makes you a racist...that before this you hated Indians.
@tysonblah12345
@tysonblah12345 6 жыл бұрын
A J "pure as hell" better take a DNA ancestry test before you harp on about being pure ya jackass. No one is completely pure, unless all, and I mean ALL of your ancestors liberally committed incest. Get off your high horse and embrace facts.
@AJ-ut7rr
@AJ-ut7rr 6 жыл бұрын
Firstly stupid idiot, western name is a propoganda made by some globalists who wanted to fuck your brain up and from what I can see they have sucesseded. Secondly not all westerners are white. Thirdly not all white are westerners and they are dispersed around the world. So shut the fuck up. There is no such thing as western world, thats propoganda shit. There are countries around the world and each country is made up of its own society. Get that shit right low IQ.
@johnng2528
@johnng2528 3 жыл бұрын
Russell is one of, if not the funniest stand-up I came across a long long time. With the COVID-19 pandemic keeping everybody at home, we need some laugh. Good work Russel!
@harychauhan
@harychauhan 10 ай бұрын
Indians & Terrorists aren’t the same people…..Best lines …
@JuJuDen87
@JuJuDen87 9 ай бұрын
But Indian Prime Minister is a Terrorist 😂
@harshitabhuyan8892
@harshitabhuyan8892 6 жыл бұрын
"gotta listen to my instructions" 😂
@shrikantpatil6053
@shrikantpatil6053 5 жыл бұрын
Indians hate each other
@mehraanwani7752
@mehraanwani7752 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite part
@saucyballs702
@saucyballs702 5 жыл бұрын
That line killed me
@sumonkay
@sumonkay 5 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment lol.
@IBelievenevermind
@IBelievenevermind 5 жыл бұрын
Harshita Bhuyan , girl?
@justtina8332
@justtina8332 5 жыл бұрын
I'm offensive and i find this indian
@sachitlele7075
@sachitlele7075 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@vinay4358
@vinay4358 4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@mirachaan9085
@mirachaan9085 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@yunglozone620
@yunglozone620 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@sumanmukhia7322
@sumanmukhia7322 4 жыл бұрын
@Infinite Being ARMY?
@nerfornuffin9982
@nerfornuffin9982 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm just listening to my instructions" best damn line ever
@kwa_ngn
@kwa_ngn 3 жыл бұрын
4:45 The killing blow right there 😂 My stomach hurts so bad from laughing too hard...
@stoic3899
@stoic3899 5 жыл бұрын
So true 💯 ! *"Indians hate each other"* But "Hate" is too strong word. ... It's a combination of (Dislike , jealousy , Neighbors, stereotype , language , Religion , caste etc..etc..) Lol what else u expect from a country with - Every major Religion in it *,* 1600+ language *,* 29 totally different states from each other *,* 1500+ ethnicities ... It's not *HATE* but idk it's just the way it is . 😅👊
@cherubinchatta6406
@cherubinchatta6406 5 жыл бұрын
Intolerance
@soumyananda609
@soumyananda609 5 жыл бұрын
You need to visit India , travel through the different states and live the lives of people here. After doing this ,m sure you gonna delete your comment..
@SM-ly5tf
@SM-ly5tf 5 жыл бұрын
Thats true. We tamils hate delhi and north india
@soumyananda609
@soumyananda609 5 жыл бұрын
@@SM-ly5tf , dats unfortunate..time has changed its course, you should change yours...
@cherubinchatta6406
@cherubinchatta6406 5 жыл бұрын
@@SM-ly5tf we all know
@madysonroberts1608
@madysonroberts1608 5 жыл бұрын
His white guy voice KILLS ME 😂😂
@orneryokinawan4529
@orneryokinawan4529 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@thiswasamistake8077
@thiswasamistake8077 4 жыл бұрын
did you mean "His American Accent" ?
@lawliet2263
@lawliet2263 2 жыл бұрын
@@thiswasamistake8077 more like Canadian accent
@cookiecutter344
@cookiecutter344 Жыл бұрын
We also spell colour with the letter u, in it.
@Good-Win2015
@Good-Win2015 2 жыл бұрын
1:48 -oh, what a beauty
@jasonknowsit
@jasonknowsit Жыл бұрын
No lie
@pattabiramans
@pattabiramans 2 жыл бұрын
This surely is the funniest of them all!!! Russell rocks big time!! Great timing, simply awesome
@robbenwang1445
@robbenwang1445 4 жыл бұрын
Russell Peters a true legend coz I feel as funny as I felt 11 years ago when seeing his talk show. Respect from a Chinese.
@haniman8526
@haniman8526 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@robinmann8447
@robinmann8447 3 жыл бұрын
u covid19
@abhinavtiwari7640
@abhinavtiwari7640 3 жыл бұрын
U guys get to see youtube😱
@ShubhamSinghYoutube
@ShubhamSinghYoutube 3 жыл бұрын
Hey , don't be harsh on him , he didn't do anything
@harishb732
@harishb732 3 жыл бұрын
Corona say love from corona
@mooietelebogen2352
@mooietelebogen2352 7 жыл бұрын
What's up people these days? I saw this video (on a different channel) in 2009 and no one was offended. Now in 2017, you see so many people complaining.
@riderpikachu7403
@riderpikachu7403 6 жыл бұрын
Now Indians have cheap Internet with 1739 Mindsets.
@eugeneb2914
@eugeneb2914 6 жыл бұрын
List India lok
@deeganjack5912
@deeganjack5912 6 жыл бұрын
it's because everyone's gone soft
@saurabhmuneshwar
@saurabhmuneshwar 2 жыл бұрын
All Valid Points
@WeI1994
@WeI1994 Жыл бұрын
been watching this for six years, atleast 10 times a month. can we get full outsourced and almost famous?
@lopamudrahazra7212
@lopamudrahazra7212 4 жыл бұрын
True 😂 but when there's a common agenda or something like that, we stand together so strong and oh boy! That's how independence day happened😂. 👋Okay bye!
@lucid1034
@lucid1034 4 жыл бұрын
OK
@infamouspotato2028
@infamouspotato2028 4 жыл бұрын
@m bro, there will be heavy consequences even if we completely destroy Pakistan, as morale and economy would be hit very hard on both sides and will last for several years or perhaps even decades
@bhatbasit8614
@bhatbasit8614 4 жыл бұрын
No ma'am you never won independence it was just given to you cause of second world war and it's consequences,if it wasn't for British economy getting weak you would have got more baghats doing terrorist attacks on courts and maybe a sugar march with no independence
@bhatbasit8614
@bhatbasit8614 4 жыл бұрын
priyanka sutradhar haha you even don't get satire,i meant after salt now you may have also done sugar march....understood,cause you were never gonna get independence
@priyankasutradhar6135
@priyankasutradhar6135 4 жыл бұрын
@@bhatbasit8614 Oh ! Come on man..... Just enjoy your life..Don't take the Independence Matter too seriously....Everyone knows about it
@Siddiano9
@Siddiano9 7 жыл бұрын
I am a proud indian but I laughed out so hard...cheers Russell!!
@adwaitjayantrane9697
@adwaitjayantrane9697 3 жыл бұрын
This is the only comment section where I am hearing nice about Indians 😂
@virajraundal7340
@virajraundal7340 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude!! I feel like we Indians r the best people on the planet after reading this comment section!!
@cksink6965
@cksink6965 3 жыл бұрын
No sir. I only hear good things about Indians unless it is coming from Russell Peter's. mouth
@harryrabdeaasre
@harryrabdeaasre 3 жыл бұрын
Depends what you are browsing
@hardcoreplayerreactions7121
@hardcoreplayerreactions7121 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@HARSHYADAV-jv2ln
@HARSHYADAV-jv2ln 3 жыл бұрын
I actually have seen many people commenting that Indians are nice people in comment section of many videos about Indians
@rushabhpatel4291
@rushabhpatel4291 3 жыл бұрын
When he said my "Indian tourette's acting up." I lost it.
@christina113704
@christina113704 3 жыл бұрын
🤣so true. This is probably one of my favorites.
@austin7815
@austin7815 4 жыл бұрын
This guy really wearing two button up shirts
@fathom2732
@fathom2732 4 жыл бұрын
He can double pop his collars at the end of the show.
@Alkatraz581
@Alkatraz581 4 жыл бұрын
Austin That’s a sweater lol A quarter zip or in this case Quarter Button lol
@__SHAY
@__SHAY 4 жыл бұрын
That’s a sweater on top of a button down shirt, lol.
@soundlessecho6993
@soundlessecho6993 4 жыл бұрын
This was filmed at year 2006
@Elitecommando501
@Elitecommando501 4 жыл бұрын
That's because indians wear the most nerdy looking outfits lmao
@ayeshfernando894
@ayeshfernando894 7 жыл бұрын
ohh this one is great
@masterb5683
@masterb5683 2 жыл бұрын
Nice clean jokes. Love his jokes directed towards himself. Appreciate the self-disclosure. Keep it up, Russel! 🙏
@babs6634
@babs6634 Жыл бұрын
I am from UK and new to this comedian and I love him!! so funny!!!
@leturlightshine9646
@leturlightshine9646 7 жыл бұрын
Im an Indian and i dont find this OFFENSIVE! THIS IS COMEDY, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT! DONT WATCH IT! SIMPLE AS THAT!!
@mathewvarghis
@mathewvarghis 7 жыл бұрын
sweety k
@kpopbanana536
@kpopbanana536 7 жыл бұрын
sweety k THANK YOU! Finally found another indian who isn't offended by this
@leturlightshine9646
@leturlightshine9646 7 жыл бұрын
Ozone how the heck is this relatable to my family?
@leturlightshine9646
@leturlightshine9646 7 жыл бұрын
Well if i had mentioned it on top that I was an Indo Canadian there would be more haters under this comment🙂
@leturlightshine9646
@leturlightshine9646 7 жыл бұрын
Open your minds people be more open
@anth91386
@anth91386 7 жыл бұрын
laugh Everytime when he make that Indian accent
@christianzelaya6361
@christianzelaya6361 3 жыл бұрын
What a funny guy. Found it today and loving it!
@udayypathania
@udayypathania Жыл бұрын
“Indians hate each other” These words aged so well 5 years later. Edit: 16 years later. Wow.
@lilprxpane6939
@lilprxpane6939 Жыл бұрын
Wow I just noticed he performed it in year 2006 😶
@rajkrishan3092
@rajkrishan3092 7 жыл бұрын
'got to listen to my instructions...' hahahaha
@__pewpew
@__pewpew 5 жыл бұрын
Ok.. so.. i went through all of the comments amd i saw no comments of indian guy getting offended... . . . So who are you trying to tell to not get offended .. Like 90%of comments are this only
@Bharatas.marcos
@Bharatas.marcos 4 жыл бұрын
@Jason Voorheese we are Indian not Pakistani.
@darkstarop9379
@darkstarop9379 3 жыл бұрын
@@awry418 roasted Hard Bro 😂😂😂,
@dimizoe777
@dimizoe777 4 жыл бұрын
I think Indians are naturally funny 😂😂😂
@eliza1826
@eliza1826 4 жыл бұрын
That's a joke within itself right?😂😂 Most indians get easily offended, these jokes are nothing. Now wait for the attack..
@pdf-file
@pdf-file 4 жыл бұрын
@@eliza1826 Nah bro we cool 😊
@kimjongun2383
@kimjongun2383 3 жыл бұрын
@@eliza1826 As an Indian I comfirm that
@BH-zv1mn
@BH-zv1mn 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh we do some real weird shit. Looking back at some of shit even I did it's so funny. Lmao
@eliza1826
@eliza1826 3 жыл бұрын
@@soundcloudhq7863 lol nah, no one is racism to indian as Indians are with themselves. Indians hTe everyone, the most racist groups. Don't make up excuses fam
@Ashish-lk4ip
@Ashish-lk4ip 2 жыл бұрын
I wish we all have him as his teacher during everystage of life...so much to learn...he have really been to places and his mind is really good
@Mo-qh3in
@Mo-qh3in Жыл бұрын
Lol😆 🤣
@tushang.shivam
@tushang.shivam 7 жыл бұрын
Why are my fellow Indians so butthurt?! It's just some crude comedy. Laugh it off. Everyone knows that India is one of the most peaceful and tolerant countries in the world. Some jokes won't change that. Chillax!
@dave2extreme
@dave2extreme 7 жыл бұрын
Indians are always butthurt cant even take jokes .. we act all patriotic and pure but cant even do a simple task of keeping our cities clean ...
@tushang.shivam
@tushang.shivam 7 жыл бұрын
We have started bro. We finally have our great leader in Narendra Modi. India will progress and that too exponentially.
@abhishekedu
@abhishekedu 7 жыл бұрын
tushang. by wha u sad we can publically abuse you and ur family. isnt it
@abhishekbharadwaj4995
@abhishekbharadwaj4995 7 жыл бұрын
JustChillin until you get surprise shot in the school/Mall/neighbourhood/ basically everywhere.
@PirateCaptain666
@PirateCaptain666 7 жыл бұрын
JustChillin You'd be surprised to know that India ranks waaaay lower than US and most European countries as far as rapes are concerned. www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Rape-rate
@Expatriate1977
@Expatriate1977 4 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely my most favorite comedian. He ticks all the right boxes. I travel all over the world and even am a permanent expat in Latin America so i know what hes talking about when he refers to people all over the world. Guy is hilarious. Never knew a comedian could help me clear my bowels while watching on the toilet. Thanks Russel, my ass thanks you!
@uttamrajput7334
@uttamrajput7334 2 жыл бұрын
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@Man-nx8nj
@Man-nx8nj 2 жыл бұрын
2:49 but many American companies CEO are Indian's Eg Google Microsoft IBM Adobe and many more 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@abramsilverberg146
@abramsilverberg146 3 жыл бұрын
1:01 When you're trying hard not to laugh in class
@asip2274
@asip2274 7 жыл бұрын
LoL... gotta hear my instruction.. hahahahaha
@Dori1951
@Dori1951 5 жыл бұрын
Same in the EU ; not allowed to smile in passport pictures.
@andyturbo
@andyturbo 3 жыл бұрын
Same in Australia for decades. Its common sense. Teeth can be added and removed if needed with ease.
@Dori1951
@Dori1951 3 жыл бұрын
@@willzimjohn makes it hard not to look dodgy.
@Dori1951
@Dori1951 2 жыл бұрын
@@andyturbo depends on your dentist...😂
@amanvita
@amanvita 3 жыл бұрын
10 years me following stand up comedian ,Russell peters is the best comedy king
@jamesfaull8816
@jamesfaull8816 9 ай бұрын
The low self esteem terrorist gets me every time!!😂😂
@ivanhorvat4635
@ivanhorvat4635 5 жыл бұрын
THANKS for all the LAUGHS !!!!! LOVE your comedy ! My late wife was a dental assistant ! Last 2 owners/dentists were Indian ! 😊 Can you imagine how difficult it was sometimes not to be able & do the Indian accent ?!?!?!
@durgeshmishra4386
@durgeshmishra4386 7 жыл бұрын
lol...people think we Indians can't take the jokes ;_; i am an Indian and i am not offended 🇮🇳🇮
@NakulGanapathy
@NakulGanapathy 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@jordanlu9152
@jordanlu9152 6 жыл бұрын
Pandu Squad whoopdie fuckin doo
@babablacksphee
@babablacksphee 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@dragonballzfam4334
@dragonballzfam4334 6 жыл бұрын
Pandu Squad bhai i think we indians can take more jokes than anyone else
@MegaMansoory
@MegaMansoory 6 жыл бұрын
Pandu Squad ur lying right? 😂😂😂
@aaritmodi6765
@aaritmodi6765 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah we do hate each other but also love the most.
@alexfraser88
@alexfraser88 4 жыл бұрын
Too good, Russel, too good it's mind blasting!
@golden4730
@golden4730 7 жыл бұрын
Wow. Indians Stop taking it so seriously. The stuff he says are to make people laugh. And clearly you can see a lot of Indians in the crowd that are enjoying it, so, why don't you.
@lalitha225
@lalitha225 7 жыл бұрын
Golden 47 HE'S AN IDIOT TO TALK LIKE THAT .....HE NEVER EVEN CAME TO INDIA.....
@mustafaabdulsalam4693
@mustafaabdulsalam4693 7 жыл бұрын
surya chandra rao XD can u Indians stop hating it is for comedy you kid
@BurniOwnz
@BurniOwnz 6 жыл бұрын
+surya chandra rao designated.
@blitzgaming1670
@blitzgaming1670 6 жыл бұрын
surya chandra rao its just jokes take it easy
@alokpandey9952
@alokpandey9952 5 жыл бұрын
India is the most diverse country due to which people face a bit problem in working together. It does not means they hate each other. . . . . . . . Peace 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
@thebridge5483
@thebridge5483 5 жыл бұрын
The caste system
@thebridge5483
@thebridge5483 5 жыл бұрын
Entrepreneel really? Did they pass a law? A bill to remove it and fine people for using it?
@thebridge5483
@thebridge5483 5 жыл бұрын
Entrepreneel idk I’ve seen some bad video in regards to that from India from outside looking in idk about India being liberal and the caste was so bad if no bill is pass I question if there has been any change.
@sohatsharma2004
@sohatsharma2004 5 жыл бұрын
@@thebridge5483 There has been a bill since the 1950s. You cannot call a supposedly a lower caste individual by their caste. You can go to jail for using the word "Chemaar" which is generally used to describe lower caste individuals. Furthermore, seats in prestigious colleges are reserved for lower caste individuals in India to compensate for the terrible treatement they suffered earlier. So yeah the caste system has been long abolished and anyone who says otherwise lacks knowledge regarding the constitution of India.
@sohatsharma2004
@sohatsharma2004 5 жыл бұрын
@@thebridge5483 Did you read what I mentioned above. Go read my comment about the caste system. Thanks.
@ZuhaLoveMusic
@ZuhaLoveMusic 3 жыл бұрын
He's one the funniest people in the world. I keep coming back to the same vids coz there's nothing left! Lol
@seeker7689
@seeker7689 6 жыл бұрын
haha love Russel, there's something unique about this guy, even if he makes fun of us all the time, it makes me love his stand up even more, because the basuc intent in his act is genuine sense to make everyone laugh and no malice whatsoever.
@zubeengarg2523
@zubeengarg2523 7 жыл бұрын
his channel's got less views than other channels featuring his videos. LOL
@munnat8073
@munnat8073 7 жыл бұрын
chin Smart nope, stage has made him famous
@Mustangelleanor1968
@Mustangelleanor1968 3 жыл бұрын
Hi Peter i always enjoy your gig... You are THE BEST STANDING COMEDIAN MAN... Keep it buddy 👍👍👍👍👍👍
@vaxan5126
@vaxan5126 2 жыл бұрын
this was his best special
@santanunheaven
@santanunheaven 7 жыл бұрын
what happened to your jeans dude LOL :D
@jackielucas8060
@jackielucas8060 7 жыл бұрын
Recon yy
@jackielucas8060
@jackielucas8060 7 жыл бұрын
O
@Onepiece888able
@Onepiece888able 7 жыл бұрын
Mejclips he mentioned in another interview his luggage was delayed from the airport. That was his only clothes.
@michaelsdanica6308
@michaelsdanica6308 6 жыл бұрын
My Indian tourettes is acting up 😂😂😂
@leyaalexander6792
@leyaalexander6792 5 жыл бұрын
I could relate so much😂😂
@sukamukaduka6838
@sukamukaduka6838 5 жыл бұрын
Well, then the great minds of the world😏
@goutam5299
@goutam5299 5 жыл бұрын
Plane
@ekanshsrivastav
@ekanshsrivastav 5 жыл бұрын
Read your comment the exact moment he spoke it....... Gr8 coincidence....
@omaewamoushindeiru4329
@omaewamoushindeiru4329 4 жыл бұрын
@@ekanshsrivastav great success!!
@fozzross6727
@fozzross6727 3 жыл бұрын
I have watched all your videos at least 10 times a week & still LOL, we need a lot more new materials, please.
@artistshreeraj6008
@artistshreeraj6008 3 жыл бұрын
I totally agree with him @2:40 😢
@Fahrenheit-ou5xb
@Fahrenheit-ou5xb 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he use comedy to take the piss out of negative situations.
@timimi1234
@timimi1234 7 жыл бұрын
Its 4:28 am in Iraq, i started watching you for hours dude, I laughed that even M both Ears Enjoyed that lol
@samvitbrahmachari1012
@samvitbrahmachari1012 4 жыл бұрын
Greatest living Indian Comedian!!!.... Respect!!
@suraathongjongs1887
@suraathongjongs1887 3 жыл бұрын
*Edit: For those of you who are trying to lecture me, I didn't mention the two states that is Assam and Tripura does that mean I'm ignoring them? Lol here my point of view is on skin complexity so do understand first before you make an f replies.* *Hello I'm from from India too but let me tell you why! btw, I like the jokes.* *Actually I should say that we Northeast Indian looks like Native Americans be it skin color, traditional attire etc. it's freaking resemble.* *If you want to know more, do check out the six states like Nagaland, Sikkim, Manipur, Meghalaya, Mizoram and Arunachal Pradesh where you will find the complexity of our skin, living styles which is completely different than the rest of Indians instead we look more like South East Asians and Native Americans.* *One thing I blame Indian big media for their lack of ignorance not showing this to the rest parts of the world that often leads foreigners misconception towards India. Because I see lots of reactions from foreigners when they think of Indian people they assume Black and dark skin colours but no there are more than 20 millions population of Northeast Indians that originated from Mongolian race which looks completely different.* *Being a Naga India I felt so sad that we are undiscovered to the rest part of World.* *Thank you if you have come a long way reading my comment.* ✌🏻
@anooppillai9621
@anooppillai9621 3 жыл бұрын
Yes bro 💪 i know about ahom dynasty and i know about the assam sunburn festival and i know cleanest village is northeast it is neglected by media we need strong infrastructure so that northeast is connected to northern part of India,india is diverse
@rithikasarmah9343
@rithikasarmah9343 3 жыл бұрын
Umm, there are eight states in the Northeast, you forgot to mention Assam and Tripura. "Indians hate each other" so apt 😂 well, nevermind
@cksink6965
@cksink6965 3 жыл бұрын
I love my northeast Indians . I am Punjabi from India
@kushalchanti1161
@kushalchanti1161 3 жыл бұрын
no man it ain't like that, every state has different culture so coherently they prefer their own state people. it doesn't mean we are racist(or some other bs term), it is just the way we are, when odds seem against you or anybody I know all of India will be there to help no matter which state you're from..
@SS-nm1zi
@SS-nm1zi 3 жыл бұрын
Rithika Sarmah true my point he completely ignored 2 states even though he is from north east... 🙄
@xtherealsunshinex
@xtherealsunshinex 5 жыл бұрын
He's so good, I can't even watch this without smiling, he's a real genius :D.
@t.thanarajulunaidu8571
@t.thanarajulunaidu8571 6 жыл бұрын
He is really entertaining....
@creativemaxi3303
@creativemaxi3303 4 жыл бұрын
one hard job executing so easily .....this guy is hilarious
@abcde7172
@abcde7172 2 жыл бұрын
I have always worked with Indians. And I love Indians. I am an Indian.
@croatianguy7073
@croatianguy7073 5 жыл бұрын
Once again, spot on social commentary by Russell Peters. Very funny guy
@lovefunbeer
@lovefunbeer 4 жыл бұрын
He has a collar sweater on top of a collar shirt. Signs of the time LoL
@elenalelini5107
@elenalelini5107 4 жыл бұрын
he is amazing ♡
@josephbth5562
@josephbth5562 3 жыл бұрын
since were all stating the source of our love for indians, mine started with 'kabi kuchi kabi gam'(i became attached to all the actors so i saw their other movies,all frikin great:P).
@docgun5019
@docgun5019 4 жыл бұрын
4:47 The sound it makes when you try to start your car after a long time
@ellias9900
@ellias9900 5 жыл бұрын
his parents and teachers know him more than us,happy sunny mei 2019 summerers
@tuvoksg1
@tuvoksg1 4 жыл бұрын
The funniest joke has to be hearing him refer to a discman. Things is, you're the punchline to that joke when you realise you used to have one.
@navinjoshi3184
@navinjoshi3184 5 жыл бұрын
The way he was playing with his fingers after he said "gotta listen to my instructions" got me real good🤣🤣
@humouradda
@humouradda 5 жыл бұрын
2:36-2:41 I literally died laughing but I realized that he is actually right
@prafullatashinde8477
@prafullatashinde8477 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know about airport but they're definitely CEOs at silicon valley....
@branon6565
@branon6565 4 жыл бұрын
Prafullata Shinde ....yep, unfortunately there are a many of those bastards here in Silicon Valley, and that just sucks.....
@prafullatashinde8477
@prafullatashinde8477 4 жыл бұрын
short life...no time for debate.
@mariem9783
@mariem9783 4 жыл бұрын
"Gotta listen to my instructions" 😂
@kashyapthakor
@kashyapthakor 7 жыл бұрын
superb
@tarzan40005
@tarzan40005 7 жыл бұрын
He is a legend and keeps you laughing even if you are sad
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