If I Cringe, I Lose $100

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Today I lost so much money for the sake of your pleasure watching me cringe at a whole bunch of Tik Toks. I cringed I lost, multiple times.
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[@codyrumbaugh]

There are two types of cringe: Type one that makes me feel immense secondhand embarrassment, and type two which incites within me a viceral anger

[@ngxianzhengmoe]

and there is a third but it is rare to meet which is humor cringe which makes u laugh and cringe at the same time

[@Funnysoundboardguy]

@@ngxianzhengmoe the "ironic" kind of cringe, its obviously fake but still kinda makes you uncomfortable and laugh.

[@ArtificialDjDAGX]

or the 4th kind of cringe, where you're bracing for the moment someone will end up on a live leak.

[@akiriathorsteinson7611]

5th kind here it happens rarely but something so cringe you almost puke. 12:31 gatcha life ship shit made me almost puke the only way I stopped when due to family being around and I DO Not Want to explain that something made me puke from cringe

[@theorcapuppet4653]

The 6th type of cringe where you question "what is wrong with humans, why do they do this, why do they like this, why are they proud of this, is this really their future, it's only gonna get worse for them and it's not gonna get better"

[@_NakaharaChuuya_]

Kwite has lost so much money during this whole year, his wallet is crying

[@flarezizkool8877]

Lets be honest… Taxes

[@derangedamerican294]

​@@flarezizkool8877 have children for tax benefits

[@fletya3312]

Mine is crying too just by watching his videos 😂

[@Meggielulubelle]

I feel like his wallet is dead. 😂

[@addyraven1747]

He doesn’t have a wallet. He sold it. To pay for the debt.

[@sunnysideduck]

The Sans x Papyrus one destroyed me. That shits actually vile.

[@sunnysideduck]

sans sounds like a fucking child. I rewatched this video again and was blissfully unaware that this was in the compilation.

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

fontcest is the bane of my existence

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

and a kid is narrating it 😭😭😭

[@LeprioDown]

THE WHAAATTTTR

[@3xoth3rmic123]

Yeah that's the worst part. is knowing that an obviously very young child has not only seen that, but also thought about it enough to make a video dubbing the comic. I don't know how anyone would ever live that down.@@TheMarshmallowMushroom

[@STATIC_GAMING1]

He cringed at the sight of a Gatcha video before even playing it, truly a man of his time

[@acreator4268]

Fr

[@ahsiek]

​@@acreator4268the pfp makes it better

[@acreator4268]

@@ahsiek HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@alexgreer6336]

KZbin gacha videos at least have the small possibility of not being cringe, of you see a tiktok gacha video you are gonna cringe

[@Undercoverheroine]

@@alexgreer6336some gacha videos are generally impressive

[@bedrocksmasher6v574]

While it may sound counterintuitive, drinking water can reduce bloating during your period and alleviate some of the pain it causes. Also, drinking hot water can increase blood flow throughout your body and relax your muscles. This can lessen cramps caused by uterine contractions.

[@Jamieiajaming]

Thank you, I still don't know why you said this it was so fking random lol.

[@cornybram845]

@@Jamieiajaming because of the "oh you're on your period? Do you want some water?" video, aferwhich both Kwite and some chat members where asking what water could do for a period.

[@Grxx_1]

Thank you so much, i will now go for water

[@jackznn]

thabks for the tip

[@Uncreative_Username]

Instructions unclear, burnt my tongue off.

[@Just_a_commenter]

Wish I was around for the stream... I would have put forth a valiant effort to bankrupt this legless hoodie.

[@3znomph]

Mf what is that pfp

[@Fursona-world]

@TealDiamond bro if you translate Yess it adds an extra s 😂

[@bottledranchenjoyer770]

Could tell from pfp

[@TheCascadeKing]

@@bottledranchenjoyer770According to the op, they drew the picture, which I doubt

[@Patrick-eats-a-pickle]

bro what the hell is your pfp

[@sublimelemon5444]

I coped with the cringe by psychoanalyzing what is wrong with them, so I wouldn't actually feel the cringe so hard 💀

[@sublimelemon5444]

cringes so off the fucking charts that I disassociate avoid feeling it

[@hwlo7891]

me too buddy 🤝

[@dukefang1001]

I just play Tears of the Kingdom in my head. A Silver Boss Bokoblin knocked me off a cliff like it was fhonking Hylian golf.

[@miyaobviouslyishere]

Me when

[@soup3620]

I've been doing this since I started watching these. there's gotta be a reason why human beings would act like this, there's no other excuse

[@LaggedOutSkull]

*Kwote isn't allowed to cry, his wallet is allowed to cry only.*

[@nicholaswindfuhr4942]

thank you for the epilepsy warning kwite you’re so thoughtful and considerate I love you

[@tuskthecatfur]

Bit gay/jkjk

[@Larrysprincess]

​​@@tuskthecatfur arent we all a lil homo for kwite

[@filename2NULL]

@@Larrysprincess yeah

[@villagerminecraft464]

@@Larrysprincess some of us are not realy lil

[@Knockoffedd4581]

@@villagerminecraft464you are either lil gay or ve’y gay

[@NekoEchoflower]

13:53 Oh gosh please no, not the memories I've supressed of my time in the fandom community. Not the skeletons with somehow existing magical parts please for the love of fuck-

[@whizkeysh0t]

NOT THE *ECTOBODY*

[@sekacnap6429]

PLEASEE the way I screamed when I saw sans x papyrus. I fucking had flash backs like a world war ll vet

[@Cinnaschticks]

@@whizkeysh0t DONT REMIND MEEEEE

[@afreakingmistake]

@@sekacnap6429 my fight or flight activated IMMEDIATELY the moment i saw them

[@pameclipse]

Like SAME when they started to talk I literally screamed so loud that my sis thought I was being murdered

[@Kiva_star_]

14:16 DUDE THAT IS A FUCKING KID READING THAT

[@frgal1336]

The fact that it was a kid along with that comic almost made me throw my phone across the room

[@jayreid2513]

The Robotnik clip with him slamming his ass on a bench is from Adventures of Sonic the hedgehog. He was parking his ass to play an organ

[@spunttt._.]

The last one hurt me on a physical level, I used to be UPSESSED with Undertale and all of the fan made AUs! Plus Ive already seen that comic a few years ago when I was like 12 or 13, so this just brought back bad memories 😭

[@CloverPillbug]

Same :(

[@ozmantix]

Bruh it was a whole jumpscare 😭

[@alyazahra6093]

exactly, it killed me on spot. was laughing the whole time until that came out.

[@Starz10p]

like honestly undertale is one of my favorite games but to see what the community has done to it makes me feel like my brain exploded.

[@Akabalthy]

12 or 13? I was 8

[@zleepyissheep4219]

I hate that it ended with characters I recognize from a fandom I'm in

[@bee_bomb2481]

FR I WAS FINE THE ENTIRE TIME UNTIL THEY PULLED OUT THE FONTCEST

[@zleepyissheep4219]

@@bee_bomb2481 FR

[@minecraftbeelol]

@@bee_bomb2481 SAME BRO SAME

[@spunttt._.]

The worst part is, I recognize that comic 😭

[@zleepyissheep4219]

@@spunttt._. YOU WHAY

[@dde335]

7:17, "is that a vampire or walrus" got me freakin cracking up HAHAHHAA

[@franfruit]

9:50 the music literally broke, i didn't expected to have "tem cabaré essa noite" with Eggman twerking out of nowhere- im crying

[@c0ytoYT]

Mano a música do nada deixa isso muito melhor

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

Bro gotta respect Kwite for going through this crap.

[@captnpan]

13:49 someone PLEASE come get their child

[@rio-bq2tn]

Just send them to juvenile by that horse shit

[@CJSpider10]

how to commit die

[@CormacTheFirst]

5:55 this went so hard bro not even joking

[@yooitsmethegoat]

6:11 BUSSIN BUSSIN

[@Mylenapony]

We fucking ended on an Underswap Fontcest comic My soul has left my body as I cry at my dumpsterfire of a fandom

[@monochroma4753]

ikr i saw that shit and immediately wanted to facepalm so hard my eyeballs would collapse in and I wouldn't have to see the absolute cesspool that is this fandom

[@calebdagamer2403]

Same. Just the utter horror of being reminded how terrible the Undertale fandom can be.

[@paula3502]

I'm in so much pain I've seen that comic before I was nine

[@yes_its_edd191]

Undertale is the perfect example of something good that was ruined because of it's fandom, like, the game itself is so fun but OH MY GOD WHY IS THE FANDOM LIKE THAT

[@5t3v3thevehicon9]

@@paula3502 i am so sorry for you

[@someoldhag6660]

Bruh Sonics the goat, the entertainment surrounding him never ceases to amaze me.

[@COFFEEWSUGA]

5:45 the fact that i can recognise the audio as david near's ticci toby hc voice video ......... god creepypasta really had us all back then huh

[@thatbasicwitch7468]

NO SAME, I WAS LOOKING THROUGH COMMENTS TO SEE IF ANYBODY ELSE HAD REMEMBERED THIS

[@phroggod3219]

YO SAME THO???? I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT ABOUT HOW I RECOGNIZED THIS VOICE WE WERE ALL CRINGE ONCE

[@kentuckyfriedcrispyarmin]

Watching all the sonic videos plp sent in while literally hugging a shadow the hedgehog plushie is certainly an experience

[@cinfdef]

Y'know watching kwite when doing these challenges myself actually makes me earn money, surprisingly enough!

[@cr0wnTHEwitch]

People intentionally "acting cringe" isn't cringe it's just obnoxious, Every anime fan does X with girl video where some loser drops a bunch of Japanese phrases and anime titles makes my eyes roll out of my sockets.

[@travissmith9558]

Those who weren't there Kwite played 'The Ultimate Showdown' at the end and sang basically the entirety of it

[@SpamtonFan1997-jh2jg]

LEMON DEMON MENTIONED

[@-Wake-up-]

6:40 Sorry couldn't focus on the video cause her skin is so white I couldn't stop looking at the nose ring cause its more noticeable when her skin is that white.

[@darcysv]

even i'm not that white and i'm very white 💀💀

[@gumtree5824]

4:57 Hot water, applied directly on the area between your stomach and cooch, can relax the contracting muscles, and makes your period hurt less. Just sit in the tub and aim the water towards the area.

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

No, just use a warm water bottle or a heating pad on ur lower stomach

[@Milk-ck1wv]

i just get a huge bowl of burning water and a rag

[@LazionLove]

​@@Milk-ck1wv yeah i just wet a towel in a plastic zip lock thats open and then I put in the microwave for like 15 or so seconds

[@Teriiiyakiii]

If you're a true gentleman you'd give your woman lava in a bucket

[@user-md1po9op4o]

THAT SONIC WAS STURDDDYYYYY ASFFFF AT 6:06

[@artificialflavors]

TRUEEEEEEEEEEE

[@williamperkins4694]

11:45 I'm doing math rn I didn't need that

[@sageywagey6668]

5:06 being extra hydrated can help with cramps

[@liones2207]

9:52 the guy who created that pulled out one popular brazilian music for no reason lol

[@ssokkjh]

Verdade

[@c0ytoYT]

Verdade mano

[@hoot_am_1566]

3:00 She may have hair in her armpits but she sure got no hair on her head 💀

[@vividd8246]

Her Hand motions bro 💀💀💀

[@Milk-ck1wv]

fr like look at that hairline

[@joshc5613]

@@Milk-ck1wv bro she got the riff raff hairline 💀⚰

[@vividd8246]

@@Milk-ck1wv bro that ain’t even a hairline anymore

[@humbertotorres7958]

Bro tic tac toe

[@TaekoOfficial]

11:53 sometimes it's a curse to understand English

[@Starrymollie]

I want to kill myself after reading this timestamp

[@dudemp4]

12:46 the constantly cut screaming is killing me

[@Natedog-gx3nj]

I think Kwite tried to show us the 😐 emoji but it was just his natural stare.

[@mcsnk]

13:51 bro, i literally jumped away from my laptop, put tw on that shit, i've got trauma 💀💀

[@mcsnk]

i was there in the trenches

[@krart8401]

this is so relatable💀💀the early undertale days were hell

[@confetti_kisses427]

Fr 😭😭💔

[@mealoser.1645]

4:43 lmao he looks so happy abt drinking water

[@hahafuni1183]

I ended up not cringing for pretty much the whole video, *then you hit me with an undertale ship comic dub*

[@jazzebee]

Crossbones pfp based :)

[@markofmanymonikers679]

Never have I been so glad I missed a stream The last one had me “good vibes only”ing all over the place

[@ImCalledKoi]

9:56 that's from the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog I believe the episode where Eggman tries to ban music so disc 1 or 2

[@vegeta6169]

Sounds like a Sonic Underground plot

[@Milk-ck1wv]

he found it on stream

[@ImCalledKoi]

@@Milk-ck1wv wait he did like the show or episode???? (Srry I don't have twitch yet)

[@Milk-ck1wv]

​@@ImCalledKoiepisode

[@died231a3]

I almost started to cry trying not to cringe at the last part

[@deletoblue9163]

I got a fucking heart palpitation at the "snack that smiles back" bit

[@ladysockington9579]

Emetophobia warning for 13:33

[@Cinnaschticks]

Thanks

[@DaddyBlueJay3207]

Thank you

[@Mal_For_Presidant]

I learnt what this meant too late.

[@Mc_Bear_UvU]

What does that mean???

[@ladysockington9579]

@@Mc_Bear_UvU Phobia of sick, people with emetophobia can react quite badly (my sister, for example, has panic attacks) so it's worth warning people about, especially when it is so sudden

[@MouseTheGoblin]

Okay I just wanna see how empty his wallet gets tbh

[@coot22cat61]

Fair point

[@BaloonLlama6056]

Same

[@SpaceAddress]

Do robbery then

[@homelessboi4208]

Nah that "I don't need friends I got the voices in my head to keep me company" brought back bad memories of 13 year old me

[@toastytea6253]

10:43 the concern on kwites face is unbearable

[@FakeProtag_______ARFTSAL]

Im crying from the video

[@11crunmch33]

I love how you almost never see this community bug Kwote about a face reveal. I’m a newer member, so I’m not 100% sure, but I’ve never seen it since I’ve been a fan.

[@imLefty7]

someone clip this and send it to kwite for the rest of his life 11:33

[@DEFI919]

Yes,

[@ilefttogetthemilk]

Hold on let me grab my screen recorder.

[@ethanwallis5678]

I am replying to let you know I am the 69th like 👍

[@introfreeze697]

10:10 i actually died 😭

[@dont-worry-I-jest]

I survived until 13:52 when all the memorys of undertale aus all flooded back at once and i physicly flinched

[@streetgumd9609]

“If I cringe I lose my parental figures” when?

[@averysadpizza6714]

he kinda already lost them :/

[@medjaimcgraw5632]

Shit... my mother just disappeared

[@citrineshark9240]

bro they're already gone 😭

[@vividd8246]

He’s a hoodie, smh. Uncultured /j

[@bunnyninja4127]

Just like batman lol

[@Jvwoomy]

7:34 she looks like an overwatch character

[@tuskthecatfur]

Lmfao

[@ciarandaragh8676]

Lol

[@cardboardcutout]

My levels of cringe: 1: “eww.. but, y’know it;s not that bad.” 2: **physically cringing, but still fine with it in a way.** 3: **gagging sounds** 4: GOD HELP ME- HELP MEEE!! 5: **gun cocking sound** Optional 6: Ok, I’m headin out

[@zedickermax7819]

7:45 now that's just a Fallout 2 Raider

[@valsonder]

why did the phrase "tolerance for milk-related things" have to FORCIBLY remind me of a certain cursed staple of 2010s emo bandom

[@joshc5613]

please. NEVER. bring up the milk fic again.

[@paula3502]

NO. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND I THOUGHT OF IT TOO BUT *_NO_*

[@TheFirstEyeball]

5:30 gave me flashbacks of my ex 💀 "No one can silence my demons💔💔🖤🖤❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹😭😭😭🔫🔫"

[@1kiwi7]

5:12 i genuinely thought that song was gonna be "what does the fox say", to say i was shocked would be an understatement to how flabbergasted and aghast i was to what i was shown

[@cs82271]

5:35 I looked back at my phone and I could *smell* that dude

[@bagel_len]

this stream was absolutely insane, especially the last video 💀 i will never look at undertale the same again.

[@sleepyartist6040]

9:50 from an actual episode, his dump truck was so fat that in order to sit on the piano seat he had to lift that thing up 👀💦 The show is The Adventures of Sonic and Tails. Pretty old, I used to watch it on Netflix, might still be there. Might also be on hulu. I loved Scratch, favorite sonic antagonist 💗

[@sirnickUWU]

no way 😮

[@hhgff778]

1:04 Bro's got that Vegeta hairline bruh, "Pa pa pa pa I'm lovin it" looking ass.

[@Jamieiajaming]

2:36 my mom came in my room😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[@ImTheWOLFOclaws]

4:12 ahhh wtf the spit just whyyyy

[@ThePotionMaster413]

Rip to that cosplayer on the thumbnail being cringe shamed

[@lrobin-is8dg]

it's fuking dream

[@billcipher8645]

It's the fanfic version of Dream.. come on

[@ThePotionMaster413]

I wasn’t saying they didn’t deserve it i was just saying rip lmao

[@applekoi8639]

8:00 pov your distracting a baby

[@ikeagang5778]

12:30 wait im pretty sure my sister made that one

[@tuskthecatfur]

L sister

[@VeronicanChoco]

BAHAH

[@CursedThumb]

bro they are a guy…

[@Milk-ck1wv]

​@@CursedThumbook??

[@kazoo4rent]

​@@CursedThumb it's a voiceover LOL it's not their audio

[@Sockums]

The dog throwing up was my reaction to the last clip.

[@BLVKE-]

2:25 "milk related things, I've built a tolerance for" I guess you could say he's now lactose super tolerance (oh dear god I'm bouta get flamed for this joke)

[@medjaimcgraw5632]

*gives 100$*

[@TheStrangeNun]

As someone who spends too much time on the internet, I do not know the Furry song that played at 5:20.

[@chickennuggetpaw]

I’m fairly sure being well hydrated can help your period be less hellish, but that’s just because drinking lots of water in general can make you feel more energetic and healthy. In the end, your period will always be at least a little horrible.

[@AmyKoopa]

Nice to have content to watch while I’m wearing my merch 😅

[@explosivenoob2205]

Yooo kwite love your vids! Keep up the good work and happy holidays! :D Edit: sorry that I Said your name wrong. I didn’t even realise this was on the kwote channel 😅

[@thedooonty123]

Dude i was rolling around my bed at some of these, but the dog in the end made it so much worth it.

[@JeromeShark]

8:43 There is a pipe bomb in your mailbox

[@jaydensmith1384]

bro 10:53 i swear man is high just look at his pupils

[@ThePsychicClarinetist]

Thank you for your sacrifice, Kwite. Happy Holidays and thanks for the laughs! 😊🎄🎉

[@user-fg4tn8ot6b]

0:01 That's from a local Puerto Rican show called 'Entre Nosotras', probably from a dance/talent competition segment. I have to watch that. :')

[@Meweasy]

I watched this while eating Swedish fish candies. "I choked on Swedish fish" is the best thing I've ever said.

[@musingsofmessa]

Kwite uploads are the best Christmas gift. :3

[@bodhiswayze1892]

The hedgehog has saved me too, not as much as "cringé cat" though. He's my hero...

[@business6403]

3:50 literally

[@glitterplatter]

kwites laugh is so contagious

[@Koooschny_sk]

Being in this stream was a banger ngl

[@Rinnie1998]

The furry part made me laugh so hard for some reason,like not even cringing laugh

[@RayDrawzDragonz]

As a furry same, you cannot cringe when you are the cringe.

[@4DDOSED]

I remember seeing the last one when I was an itty bitty child, (I forgot what age I was) I never thought I'd see would never see what traumatized me again.

[@rio-bq2tn]

Yeah feel bad that you have to see that dog water in your past. Really is hard to know what your watching

[@oliver._.]

i was in the stream for about the last half and when it came to the underfell mini comic I was dying, on the floor, convulsing

[@sage6332]

0:17 man looks like my humanities teacher 💀

[@breadbird]

he doesnt seem very human tho

[@juicyj4mie]

I was doing fine until that last clip of fucking SANS X PAPYRUS 😭 It reminded me of my undertale phase in elementary school and how I used to try and talk to my friends about "fontcest" because I didn't know what it meant 😭😭😭

[@billcipher8645]

Ahh hell naw man 💀

[@JessyGamerArtes]

8:15 OMG!! 😩 THAT GIVE ME FLASHBACKS 😂 i was a kid i washing that show

[@so1ar3nergy]

1:54 got me laughing 😭

[@Therealgeorgewahington]

I love when Kwite said “it’s Kwiting time” and proceeded to Kwite everyone in the fnaf timeline 😅😮😂😢❤🎉😮😂😢😂😮❤🎉❤🎉❤

[@sharkshakes]

his bank account started going into the negative numbers 😂😂

[@JohnDoe-pc2hj]

2:42 FBI on standby.

[@ciarandaragh8676]

He meant he wants the kid to do well I hope :/

[@Vee_Nb_rainbowRat]

When the Gacha video popped up started panicking I’m traumatized by all the Gacha heat stuff 😭 12:02

[@strxwbxrry_mxllk4543]

I need the sonic bussing it down with everyone video please 8:33

[@Milk-ck1wv]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGHFnq1sf62tb68

[@sendansen7416]

9:21 like a pug

[@Wiligma_le_goobster]

Rip sub urban mom 6:30

[@ciarandaragh8676]

4:56 "I'm sorry but wtf is water gonna do for period my brother in christ" Why does this make me laugh?!?