Bert Lies To His Kids About Drugs - 2B1C Highlight

Bert Kreischer's kids will probably only think he drinks and nothing else, because the internet doesn't exist and they can't find this video.
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[@schmo2109]

tom is like the little devil on your shoulder hahahhaha hes just tempting bert with every form of gluttony and lust xD

[@bobloerakker7010]

And laughing

[@Youwannawar]

Can you rename this podcast “The self destruction of Bert”

[@Romedanger]

Sad and true and hilarious

[@mrarivv0007]

@bryan w would be even funnier if he out lived your useless ass.

[@ImRefraction]

@bryan w but youre on a video with him in it, came here just to leave a comment like this? damn thats a good use of your time i bet youre a ton of fun

[@brianjacobsen1754]

@bryan w You love Bert.

[@voodoo_soup]

More like “Bert’s 3rd Level of Hell”

[@johnlynch9670]

I wasn’t watching, only listening, when Tom asked “Did you tell her about your cocaine usage?” And all of a sudden I hear Hannah come out and I thought she brought them some cocaine lmaoo

[@words911]

Tom fucks with Bert so much

[@clawhawk2774]

Payton to Kemp with Kevin Colabro screaming Get up on your magic carpet and fly!

[@airallen9411]

Easily my new favorite podcast... fuck this is good lol

[@jclink11]

Hanna was straight triggered by Bert

[@tylercmorley]

These guys are fucking hilarious

[@rg9810]

Can we at least get Hannah's Twitter or Insta tag???? Asking for my friend.. he's shy.

[@xPandaaaah]

@@kaseyrolow as if my mans gonna dm her. He's probably just looking to wank a bit.

[@tien4930]

@@xPandaaaah Yeah fr

[@jjpreston2001]

Show should be called sugar krystals

[@iwishihadmoreeminems]

what is hannahs @?? she's gorgeous

[@AmericanMisfitt]

This is how I’m spending my evening. Okay then. Watching two grown men get drunk and throw donuts into one another’s mouths. Cool. Yep. Gonna go change my life choices.

[@inathaniel11]

The covid coughing partners

[@resmarted]

Bert lies constantly to everyone.

[@shaunpearson7905]

get high and then drink, not the other way around.

[@gsabella4]

Hannah is a DIMEY DIMEEEEE!

[@telmemorem8992]

Come too Latvia. You will meet thousands of Hannah's here.

[@peterdempsey7084]

This is amazing even without the hot chick

[@maxbarnes3967]

Stealing owen benjamins "bear" name??

[@stp9237]

Who's the bottom bear?

[@alexandregirard1390]

Hi Georgia ! Sorry for the racist guy :(

[@bengopoyan85]

Bruce krestler needs help.

[@Marius-vw9hp]

man in the background laughing like a madman at nothing makes this pretty much unwatchable.

[@macmirez9508]

The man laughing in the back ground of ymh and this acts like he’s never heard two adults have a fun conversation. Seriously what is he doing? How does he watch tv? Imagine him on a plane ride! Wtf??? His laugh sounds forced.

[@knugenavswarje734]

Imagine what a mindfuck it would be for Burnt's daughter if she listened to hundreds of hours of his podcasts.

[@shaunald]

When Tom says "have you told her about your cocaine usage.... Thank you Hannah" I thought she was about to bring out a plate of cocaine.

[@joesliva3772]

Me too

[@bandofmountains]

100%

[@fortdune9135]

@@bandofmountains njjnnnnknj

[@joshrodriguez2711]

That would make a great episode

[@trapchurches555]

@@bandofmountains aH HUNDRED percent

[@wulfxan5925]

bert looks like alex jones on a 3 week bender

[@jes7574]

wulf xan This may be the most accurate comment ever

[@jtjtjtjt9]

😂😂😂😂

[@MonsieurDrobot]

Omg as soon as I read this that’s all I see now!!😹

[@pinkeescarrofficial3179]

The difference between the two is that Bert is sane

[@twistymcslide2]

10 minute intro's of Hanna ..........

[@sigsauer5997]

Haha absolutely

[@BeardedReject]

After Bert took a bite off that i really wanted Tom to say "Joey sent those over".

[@eliseogutierrez5307]

Hahahahaha

[@defenestrator828]

Same as on the YMH podcast, the muffled laughter of the producers in the background makes this 75% funnier. I love the shit out of this, I could watch these two talk for days on end.

[@xavierpaquin]

Don't let your child believe in Santa until 13

[@williamphillips2671]

Peter Ordinary your joke was bad and you should feel bad

[@ryanschaff123]

Yea that’s something someone who has never had kids says. Kids have the rest of their adult life of know how fucked up this garbage society is, that’s why you try to prolong your kids innocence which is the sweetest thing you have ever seen and makes your heart fucking hurt feeling that kind of love.

[@justincase4613]

Your kids gonna be a huge liberal bitch

[@atm6870]

Way to make Santa Claus political...

[@scottbeaulieu13]

2fastHarley if you gotta trick your children into believing bullshit to preserve their innocence I gotta tell you when they grow up and learn everything you taught them for your selfish preservation of innocence was a lye they’ll be pretty upset. You see your children trust you and believe the information you share with them and they learn from the examples you show them... you’re doing more ruining of their life by sheltering them so they can be “kids” as long as possible is just wrong. Be real with your kids, be honest with them. It says more about you wanting to live thru their childish innocence than it does about you trying to be a good parent. Go get help for your ruined childhood because what you’re doing to your kid will bite you in the ass when they grow up and learn the falsehoods you shared with them.

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Remember when we were kids and our parents didn't know everything we knew? It's funny when we become adults and we think we know everything about our children and they believe everything we say. Bert's kids probably sit with their friends watching these podcasts mocking his intelligence.

[@space-ux1hh]

That was dark, you okay there homie?

[@NotMe-ej9yz]

@@space-ux1hh I wouldn't say he's doing bad at all, he's Moderately Amused

[@LeoSkyro]

him thinking that his 15yo daughter is somehow oblivious to his alcoholism and drug usage, which is well documented and a central part of his schtick, is as cute as him thinking that Kool-aid or drinking daily heavily is somehow not the problem in his diet/life

[@dickheadrecs]

tom quietly ruining chrysler with young women, alcohol and plates of food haha

[@dbzispimpin]

Seriously, by this time next year Bret Kremlin will be obeser than he is now.

[@brandoncheek2597]

Tommy Bunz knows that Berts the only one he can beat for sober october so he's sealing the deal early.

[@introvertchachi644]

dbzispimpin 😂😂😂😂bert kremlin fuck gold mate

[@anthonyzullo]

The entire episode is fuxking hilarious. Tom set hisbfriend up to fail. In the very beginning when the lady comes out, Bert's face is like, bro, why are you doing this to me on film!!!!?

[@InvestBetter.]

Bert was "ruined" by 2006 He can only improve from here

[@uzah88]

Automatically became the best podcast as soon as it dropped

[@unglemergy]

if your kidnappers leave the room try and make a break for it!!

[@smartypants7954]

I was a bit worried about Bert's big, drunk-red face, then I realised my face is bigger, redder and drunker. When Kreischer looks healthier than you, it's time to evaluate your choices 🥃🍷🍾🍺🍻🍹🍸

[@ericlambert957]

Facts time for us to look in the mirror

[@JuryDuty666]

this whole clip is so awkward and i fucking love it, thank you Tom for being an amazing creeper...

[@jaggersmart2004]

“I got high with big jay and Dan Soder” lmao krackle krackle

[@Only1Orinthal]

Who the hell is this Hannah? She cute af

[@gdarippa69]

Bert lies to his kids about drugs Bert lies about everything he’s ever done

[@paulmayon8821]

We need more Hanna

[@UltraMaiyn]

Guys in the back laugh at everything

[@gabe97100]

Wow don't know who you are but just surfing and good God you two are the least funny duo I've ever encountered good luck but laugh at yourself isn't comedy

[@elitexpgaming1810]

Foh clown

[@gabe97100]

@@elitexpgaming1810 ???I'm not picking up what you putting down my brother what is foh????

[@BugOperator]

Burnt’s kids finally listening to these podcasts will be like Morty’s Mindblowers.

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

This is an extraordinary comparison.

[@srgt.stones8627]

Bruh I hate on T bunz sometimes when im super high and see him plottin... But hands down smartest man big ballin in the comedy game.. Literally coked on my sandwhich when tom had that hot chick bring him drinks and doughnuts... Pure genius.

[@gramnailer5397]

Bert loves to talk about EVERYTIME he’s ever been drunk or high

[@smartypants7954]

Cause he's always one of those things 🤪

[@pinkyizthebrain2397]

Lila is a comedic god and the kid doesn’t even know it lol.

[@michaelrohrkasse6110]

Watching these two goofballs will never get old.

[@nvm7438]

Thank good I can get tom without Christina now that’s she’s permanently got loose jeans 👖

[@brandyharding7692]

"This looks like a microphone at the Funny Bone" I watched the entire, long, episode and for some reason that one line cracked me up more than anything.

[@vthomlinson]

Did Bert just have 3 drinks in like 7 minutes?

[@benson1ification]

The way Tom just dies laughing at 7:25 is priceless

[@Brizbn]

4:10 Tom turns into Steve-O

[@distructobot6762]

I have a feeling, bert's kids are gonna be hilarious when they grow up

[@Stefan.X.]

Owen Benjamin is freakin out in the corner yelling "Guys!, they stole my idea!"

[@messyties]

Who?

[@Stefan.X.]

@@messyties gooood answer!

[@messyties]

@@Stefan.X. the only answer

[@pavkoD]

This has to be more frequent than twice a month please

[@Hail_Nauty]

Tom really is trying to kill bert with the sugary donuts and pouring alcohol for him constantly

[@InvestBetter.]

2:40. Translation: His kid's pretty stupid. Not a shocker.....

[@thedanksavatron7782]

This podcast is what the world needed!!! 🐻🍯🐻

[@squidly3480]

Did bert throw up in his mouth or something when he coughed? I literally am spending more time trying to figure this out then i should.

[@ryanp6999]

nah, probably just a nice-sized lugi (or loogie, whatevs)

[@noblepolygon8694]

I used to get lit before talent shows at my kids school. It made the experience bearable

[@aydinmatney8622]

Me 2

[@MrSnuffian]

Wait there’s gonna be a something’s burning with the bonfire? *crackle crackle*

[@little_j_nz]

I really want them to make bonfire food and s'mores

[@jasonyount8888]

Tom knows Bert so well and he's always thinking of new ways to mess with him! 😂

[@gratefuldoge8598]

Theogate got Tom some good perks

[@bunkbeds3001]

This video just convinced me to watch this podcast, i didn't know I liked Bert so much but goddamn you two are wildly charismatic

[@KarlaJTanner]

Tom has his mum's lips. Big styles.

[@marcanthony1113]

Who is cracking up in the background? It's great!

[@CrossmoorMafia]

blueban

[@stza16]

Opie Hughes

[@Ynotnow9900]

Potter

[@DekkarJr]

the producers :D

[@Garrett1240]

The constant fake laughing is awful.

[@craigclement5079]

This whole show is Tom sitting around, implementing things to get crystals to say fucked up shit. It’s perfect

[@colebailey1075]

its annoying how much this is edited, along with the full episode

[@nesne2167]

I agree.

[@CousinSteve]

Lol 5mg a night lol. I just took 200 and about to do my taxes.

[@bigredactionsportsstuff1245]

Little early in the year for that man...

[@Chiefthepup]

@@bigredactionsportsstuff1245 or late

[@TheMilitarynut]

The real stars are the people in the background laughing!! I swear it wouldn't be the same without them!

[@alexdelux2254]

Accidental click. Staying for silent Hannah

[@dr.matthewhertert310]

I will listen to every episode as long as that dude is incessantly cackling in the background.

[@westcoastfire2061]

Of course tom pushed bert to drink in the morning

[@tomdrumtom1]

I don’t understand how Bert can hide using pot from his daughters he literally grows it on his insta...

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

"Those are Daddy's tomato plants he said not to touch. I don't know why but they never have tomatoes on them."

[@87sabbo]

comedians are pretty horrible people

[@StonkeyDomp]

"Gary Payton and Shawn Kemp"

[@krisman1771]

I feel like beets kids are gonna have some sort of resentment for him when there older

[@rickc1898]

When he caught the doughnut in his mouth, I accidentally clapped out loud in celebration.

[@jacobsilcox3943]

She's full time now

[@jamiemoffatt50]

How to people get high off five mgs? I don’t get high off edibles. I’ve done over 800 mgs and absolutely nothing!?! Five mgs is like a half of a hit off a joint?

[@CEOGaming82]

the ending was the funniest part 😆

[@Futuristix.]

First!!! Title misspelled....

[@kyledutton6550]

Let me be the first to buy you a Monster.

[@Futuristix.]

Kyle Dutton power of the Kyles!

[@kyledutton6550]

Real recognizes real.

[@shokka3]

This is uncomfortable.......

[@RandomPickles]

How old were is his kids at this time? Adults hopefully.

[@Jehuty999]

WHO WAS CACKLING IN THE BACKGROUND?!?! I hope that wasn't Hanna.

[@shmentyynwa8995]

Jehuty999 it’s fucking awful

[@donovanb8247]

Blueban obviously

[@lui4126]

Shout out to Hanna😂

[@brandonhaskin1551]

The dude laughing in the back😂

[@jefflabbecomedy]

"How long has this been going on??" 😂

[@dbzispimpin]

Bring Hanna back! Holy crap what a cutie!

[@monthbeforemaylover]

This is by far the best podcast. How did they not do this for years? So fucking funnnnny

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

Can wait to see how negatively this impacts his poor kids..

[@machinescrews]

Bert’s kids just gotta watch these and realize these dawgs stoned

[@s0uthp4w68]

Who the fuck can't stop laughing in the background , at nothing

[@PowerHouse1987]

Are you new here?

[@beandaddydoggratt9714]

Hannahs a real babe

[@sometimesoonfan]

Hannah can most definitely getttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ittt!

[@bagcamdeaner4881]

I honestly think Bert’s doing damage

[@JamesBond-ct7zd]

Who tje fuck is laughin in the backround

[@Hypotaksen]

What episode is this from?

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

Don't lie to your kids folks.

[@dt-hf8vz]

tom, don’t do this shit to your “best friend.”

[@LetsBeClear87]

SURE DO