Best Lenny call ever! "I got to hang up. I cain't do this no longer. No, sir." (

Exactly 24 minutes after the last call from SafeStreets ADT, Liberty Fire & Security called and asked to speak to "Mr. or Mrs. Mac...Mac...Mallahan". What followed was my favourite Lenny call ever, and a brief look into Vequisha's first day at her new job as a telemarketer.
Favourite quotations:
11:39: "Eleven minutes! Eleven minutes!! I been talkin' to this man for twelve minutes...and he keep repeatin' that thing..."
13:46: "Oh, NO! Uh-uh. I got to hang up. I cain't do this no longer. No, sir."
This call begs an important question: WHY DO AMERICANS SAY AXE INSTEAD OF ASK!?
THIS IS AN AXE: www.google.com/search?site=&t...

[@gspaulsson]

The cool thing is that telemarketers work off a script too, so it's a human bot vs. a real bot. The telemarketer loops back to her script just as much as Lenny does.

[@danieldaniels7571]

WilliamOccamensis at this point many of the telemarketers are bots

[@petitio_principii]

Both are human robots, since Lenny is not automatic, but requires someone to click on the recorded messages, rather than talking.

[@ArmadusMalaysia]

They both the same. Just using different tools.

[@75hilmar]

Like a postmodernistic showcase. It's all just narratives.

[@nickv4073]

The difference is one of them never gets tired. The other becomes exhausted and wants to jump off the roof of the building.

[@s.5315]

The ducks get me every time.

[@matthewsexton5490]

LMAO! Can you hang on for a second? I've got this flock of ducks in my house.

[@gheffz]

Me too! The genius who thought of adding that to the script !!!

[@brianvaughan2134]

The ducks are pure genius!

[@gheffz]

@@brianvaughan2134 They are, Brian! They are! If it makes it to the ducks I really LOLROTF.

[@victoryoneable]

It's the bit before the ducks that I love the most. He makes it sound like he's finally about to agree to whatever the scammer wants, and you can often hear the relief from them.... then come the ducks! Actually, I love it all.

[@justinwlacy]

I love it when the ducks trigger twice, and they still stay on the line. That's a special blend of dedication and cluelessness.

[@person-ty7jy]

Just received it and when the duck played the second time I was staying on the line while messaging my boss to make sure I could hang up lol we kind of have to 😂😂

[@lollipopthief1481]

These bots should come already installed on your cell phone. Hilarious!

[@pmx5684]

absolutely

[@DeaPeaJay]

His responses are perfect on this call, it’s almost like it was designed for this particular telemarketer.

[@thomasrosebrough9062]

It sounds that way every time it's amazing

[@Dudemon-1]

You'll note that it is generic. "This sort of this thing"

[@Tinman710]

It goes with literally any telemarketing

[@ZeranZeran]

ah, yes yes. Someone did say last week.. someone did call last week about the same thing. Was that you?

[@person-ty7jy]

​@@thomasrosebrough9062Can confirm 👍 I got the call myself and it took the duck playing a second time for me to be 100% this wasn't an old man with dementia 😂😂

[@lurkerrekrul]

Whoever came up with Lenny's script was a genius!

[@daveybernard1056]

His third eldest, Larissa, is very smart. Will you give her that?

[@PeterCooperUK]

+Davey Bernard Yes... yes yes.

[@somebody200090210]

Yes, cuz she was the first one to go to college....

[@fedos]

How do you know if Lenny is very proud of Larissa? Don't worry, he'll tell you.

[@jonchaney]

I'm sorry.. what was that? I couldn't quite catch that?

[@jonchaney]

I think I mentioned Larissa... Before.

[@spongepuppet851]

As great as Lenny is its the complete out of left field randomness of the interrupting ducks that steal the show here

[@billydeeuk]

DEAD

[@cdevidal]

Bonus ducks!

[@XaurreauX]

Next time just the ducks should answer.

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

@@XaurreauX lol

[@gheffz]

@Nelson Robert Willis I did too!

[@ChristionHiggs]

I literally just got lenny’d and it crushed my soul. I thought it was a man with dementia, i felt really damn bad for him so i kept trying to take him off the list without hurting his feelings. Then the message started looping and thats when i realized i got pranked, i really felt like a huge dumbass but at least i wasted some time on the job

[@danny8063]

nice! was it Lenny or another bot ?

[@ChristionHiggs]

@@danny8063 Lenny

[@PsychoSquidAK]

Just got Lenny'd at work today, and we are a fully inbound customer service line 🤣I thought the same thing, even had my manager listening in on the call thinking it was a poor old elderly man 🤣🤣

[@ProfessorTofty]

Hey, there are countless examples on here of people *not* figuring it out after it starts looping. Good on ya'.

[@imtotallyatworkrn4056]

This happened to me too! I was balling my eyes out as my mother is a nurse and I used to volunteer at her nursing home and would work with people with dementia (just playing cards or reading to them) and I thought this poor man was having an episode! Oh Lenny xD He had me hook line and sinker.

[@NonTelevisedEvent]

Hahah, I conduct phone surveys (I don’t sell anything or scam people) and I spoke to Lenny for like 10 minutes before I realized it was fake. When I hung up I started to laugh, lol!

[@tonysansom]

That's gotta be the ultimate result, when you hear the telemarketer saying 'I can't do this no more.' Love it! :-)

[@ToaoDotNet]

Job complete ;)

[@ProfessorTofty]

And it was her first day!

[@Jeff98177]

"Lenny And The Ducks" would be a great name for a rock band.

[@ToaoDotNet]

omg if I ever start a band I'm SO calling it that.

[@gloverdragon6854]

OMFG, SOMEBODY DO THIS!!!! LOOOL AWESOME NAME!!!

[@TheShuggaloaf]

Oh! Yes, yes, yes.

[@D.L.W.]

She's got electric boots, a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine, Le Le Le Lenny and The Ducks.

[@cdevidal]

They could open for Benny and the Jets

[@fjs456]

I think you can only really appreciate Lenny once you heard at least 3-5 of these conversations.

[@GuitaristInProgress]

It's amazing to me how many of these I can listen to, even though he has only 16 stock responses.

[@bellarose261]

Larissa is his third eldest first in family to go to uni and passed with distinctions all very proud!!

[@dickrichards9650]

@Football Fan GGMU You must be very proud, one of mine wants to be a doctor. Her name is Anna, and she's eleven.

[@sharryhope]

This lady has to be the most patient person on Earth LOL got to love those Ducks that's hilarious

[@cecilfoxhound3274]

Her disposition will sell more then folks like cranky ole me

[@JeremyMalies]

I'm so proud of your third eldest, Larissa. Great work by the way. Love hearing the telemarketeer moaning to her colleagues about him.

[@E.Humperdinck]

4:11 I love how Lenny plays chicken with her by just barreling through what she had to say. Lenny is awesome.

[@JiveDadson]

I was thinking the loop should be longer, but maybe it's funnier when the caller continues to converse after Lenny starts repeating himself.

[@danieldaniels7571]

JiveDadson it like these phone solicitors repeat themselves so much that when Lenny does they actually think that’s normal

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

Or they don't just pay any attention...

[@shanelangford7788]

I was thinking that too......but it's so funny how they keep doing it over over!!!!

[@GavTatu]

surely it must be fairly obvious to this lady that the 'old gent' she's talking to isn't quite with it. and yet she would still try to scam him out of money ! that is doubly disgusting.

[@t1mman]

Scammer will try to scam people, yes...!

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

she doesn't give a damn It's all about money

[@peterpurple5324]

they have never heard of or care about dimentia which is the first thing to think of

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

@@PW-yv3sc if it's a scam, she must know - not all these are scams

[@naomigreen9749]

I actually think that's part of the genius of Lenny. For the not-so-bad ones who are just trying to do a job but do it ethically will end the call earlier and not waste so much time.

[@Hordebarraged]

The Turing Test has just been passed!

[@gobsofgopherguts]

Do as you're told, no matter what, and you will get a pay check.

[@jj3164]

This telemarketer's pace and line of questioning works great with Lenny's style, and his script. Well done ma'am, and Lenny!!!!

[@fixitfraz12415]

Hahaha Lenny is the man. I used to get mad at these Idiots but after Lenny i just randomly ramble on about pointless stories that with the scammers. its kind of an awsome feeling to get them angry. two thumbs up for Lenny

[@gheffz]

He shows the way!

[@kingkonut]

Lenny is an inspiration to us all

[@jimmiemclovin]

I work for a bank. Lenny got me for about four minutes before i figured it out. "hee haw!" Best bot ever!!

[@Garryck-1]

No.. if Lenny got you at all, you don't "work" for a bank, you pimp for a bank.

[@juliagraham-lemon775]

I’m trying to memorize lennys script and say it live for the next telemarketer.

[@ibrahimbinkasim7419]

Ive done that sister! But since memorised the script, telemarketer miraculously stopped calling me. So now ive forgotten it

[@juliagraham-lemon775]

Excellent! Haha!

[@inspectortrackside7064]

When you do get it memorized, I'd love to hear the part where you do the Ducks. Roflmao!

[@dsgnsca1175]

manual lenny?!?!?!?! For the love of God please!!!!

[@inspectortrackside7064]

Use the voice recorder on your phone.....?

[@frugalfrugal1307]

Poor woman, it was her first day too... 😂 Hopefully she found a much better job that didn't require ripping off the elderly.

[@gheffz]

Yeah, was her first day ... she jumped in the deep end!

[@yippee8570]

I know. I have tears in my eyes from laughing 😂

[@ArmyJames]

I srsly doubt it was her first day. That’s a line.

[@falcon759]

There's nothing wrong with what she's doing. It's not a scam or a ripoff. There's no deceit involved here. If someone doesn't want the service, they don't have to sign up for it.

[@Garryck-1]

@@falcon759 - Sure there is.. she's bothering people in their own homes, without being invited to, and is wasting their precious time. Unsolicited outbound sales calling is a pestilence on society, and SHOULD be illegal. Those who engage in it are bottom-feeding lowlife who would be better off using their time to find a real job. I'd rather be unemployed than sink to such unethical depths.

[@zebbleganubi723]

11:29 "i think i mentioned larissa before" yes sir

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

Few hundred times.

[@brianwesley28]

Yes, yes.

[@DarthErdmaennchen23]

This is the type of comedy i love, jsut a random person getting completely frustrated by a bot, I need more!

[@BrokebackBob]

Lenny is beyond brilliant!!! They could sell this as a product with different voices....

[@geoffbennett6222]

I love that lawn signs are spun as a feature of the package instead of free marketing for ADT. ADT wanted to give me signs for my lawn and I asked if they would pay me for the advertising.

[@AMpufnstuf]

They'll claim it makes criminals less likely to break into your home, but if that were true you could just print out some signs and reduce your odds for thirty cents. It actually lets criminals know which brand of alarm system they can google and learn about. Regardless she's just a scammer anyway.

[@pleappleappleap]

That's why I have the sign from a different alarm system from the one that's installed.

[@unclemarksdiyauto]

Geoff Bennett , is it good to tell the criminals which system you have, so they can plan to deactivate it with ease?

[@RockyDave]

'Talking to this man for twelve minutes and he keeps repeating himself!' Hah!

[@RobertPlattBell]

When he says he can "barely hear you" he ain't lying. Telemarketers seem to like to talk softly for some reason. In nearly every video you have posted, his comment makes sense, contextually.

[@keirataylor824]

Robert Bell I think it’s because they work in a building with a bunch of other people. In the background if you listen REALLY close, there are people talking in the background

[@danieldaniels7571]

Keira Taylor they also use headsets, as opposed to a phone that they’re holding near their mouth and talking into.

[@fingal113]

any telemarketer that continues to try and sell to someone that have any clue that the buyer isn't competent, needs to do some jail time. there just scum feeding on the elderly and mentally handicapped.

[@Jiraton]

Let's call Kimmy to teach us how to circumvent this. Do you have a spare phone call card to North Korea ?

[@gmy33]

and they are just trying to make ends meet ... but indeed ask yourself some questions

[@alicesbeloved]

Well...they certainly deserve a *Lenny* 👱🏾‍♀️

[@buzinaocara]

@@gmy33 There are hundreds of other ways to make ends meet.

[@gmy33]

@@buzinaocara yep basic class morality ... ifit hurts somebody else ..it will probably somehow negatively affect yourself

[@dutchray8880]

Lenny never changes...but it never gets old. This is hilarious. My wife gets concerned when I laugh my ass off.

[@georgecoventry8441]

I bet she does. After all, it's not easy to re-attach your own ass after it's been laughed off, right? And what can you possibly do with it after it's been laughed off? An ass that is no longer attached to a body is pretty useless! It just lies there on the floor. It's pathetic. I know people who've tried carpenter's glue, rubber cement, duct tape, finishing nails, and even Crazy Glue, but nothing works. It's a sad situation. And it's embarrassing going out when you have no ass. It just doesn't look good. If people weren't so foolish as to keep laughing their asses off at stuff they see online, this would not keep happening to them. It's tragic.

[@dutchray8880]

@@georgecoventry8441 That was deep...

[@inspectortrackside7064]

The ducks come "calling" at 6:35. Quacks me up every time !

[@inspectortrackside7064]

They come calling for a second time at 11:48.

[@MilesCobbett]

Is that the sound of him whacking the ducks in the butt to get them out?

[@RobShinnickCoinCollection]

LOL. Thanks for the timestamps. I wanted to hear the duck parts but it was too painful to sit through the whole thing. Lenny is brilliant- but the ducks are next level!

[@sylviaj270]

When she said. No sir. I can't do this no longer. lmao. Her first day on the job. She is done. lol

[@EvilxSausage]

It was the part where she thought she was going to be able to hand him off to her supervisor, and then he pulled her back in, that finally broke her.

[@Lameashellcosplay]

Started working for a marketing company yesterday... Got this on my second day and went back and forth for 7 minutes til I figured out I was being pranked haha

[@AndrewMalcolmson]

Vequisha should be made employee of the month for getting that far without losing it.

[@BladenBehindTheLens]

😂😂😂👏🏻

[@dawicked2k8]

That one dislike is from Vequisha

[@xl000]

+dawicked2k8 I clicked on dislike to make your comment irrelevant

[@waffenmacht]

+xl Are you Vequisha's sister?

[@yikesaerospace2678]

+xl I looked up and like but there's two! lmao touche sir

[@Chilliam13]

I love how she keeps trying to pawn him off on her supervisor.

[@Michaeljack81sk]

You can talk to my Supervisor...Please!

[@CraigKeidel]

Level one outside sales get ranked on successfully "elevating" the calls to level two. It's a KPI thing and you'll lose your job if you don't have a high enough elevation rate per day or pay period. It's a funny call to hear but this poor lady is starting out the gate stuck in the mud.

[@skippydeenice]

how did i just find this today? My life is complete now.

[@Cfomodz]

The 4th, "I think I mentioned Larysa before" killed me

[@archer9236]

i just got a call of this at work tonight, took me 13 minutes to figure out it was a recording LOL i got it as a inbound call, i work for caa and i just thought it was a old man with alzheimer's

[@johnristheanswer]

That's a coincidence

[@ravirr513]

That sigh at 12:43 cracked me up.

[@migmontest]

Ra'Virr Lenny gets the sigh and follows up with "yes, yes"

[@bgl1082]

Congratulation, you were selected ( along with everyone else) to receive a "free" alarm system the "only" thing you'll have to pay is $40 a month for the next 3 years. I got one of those calls once.

[@rociopenin7823]

I want shirts with Lenny's answers 😂

[@HSAC.WDTK.DTKT.LFO.]

🦆

[@scotteam9687]

the ducks get me every time...

[@gretchenbaker7435]

Kenny is like talking to my Mother. She'd make them want to quit within 10 minutes

[@donwoodward7944]

Lenny knows exactly what to say to keep telemarketers on the line as long as possible. He's the perfect victim!

[@bralingii1635]

The ducks are a nice touch.

[@heenanyou]

"Congratulations... You've been selected..."

[@claymore2913]

Just my kind of humour .Love the Aussies . ....The ducks are in on the act ....class. Honestly my sides are splitting

[@peterkotara]

Claymore29 I think he might Abe a kiwi.

[@peterkotara]

Actually be.

[@vityc3nt]

no. it's au accent.

[@franks1549]

She mentioned it was her first day. I suspect the call-center knows about Lenny and uses him as a bit of a hazing ritual. At the end you can hear people laughing in the background.

[@lynnrose8535]

I work in a call center and it actually called us lol.

[@jacobc8019]

Wait really?

[@buzinaocara]

@@lynnrose8535 Go get a job that actually gets something of use for society done.

[@SgvSth]

Likely someone set it up as a prank.

[@Boodoo4You]

@@buzinaocara Not every call center are scammers... Thousands of legitimate companies need call centers. How do you think customer service works?

[@christerjohanzzon]

I laughed so hard when goes at it with the ducks in the background! xD

[@bazz8938]

12:00 "i been on 12 minutes and he keeps repeating himself" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@markgalati]

That was the most patient telemarketer ever. I would have been done on the second round.

[@inspectortrackside7064]

Lenny has truly made my day today, I've listened to about six of his calls so far this afternoon and I really feel he deserves a shot [_] and a beer [""]3 ... anybody else want to buy Lenny a shot and a beer? Must be over 21, no purchase necessary.

[@inspectortrackside7064]

Come on everybody let's raise our glasses say a toast to Larissa we're all very proud of her!

[@Absynthexx1]

"This is my first day..." D:

[@beavis4763]

+Absynthexx1 and her last day.

[@jpnoll1781]

hopefully it was her last also!

[@D.L.W.]

Excellent

[@MichaelGarcia-dh7mi]

Thanks for the call yesterday! It was a slow day for me & this was the perfect way to end my day!!-Mike

[@MichaelGarcia-dh7mi]

I loved the ducks btw!

[@EC2019]

Lol. "12 minutes and he keep repeatin'..."

[@gabe-po9yi]

Hahaha, loved what she said at the end and the others laughing in the background. Poor woman, first day on the job.

[@TamptheChamp2]

LOL 11:58 and 13:46 . OMG I'm laughing so hard at these that I literally just had to take a break just to catch my breath! Lenny just goes around in circles saying the same things over and over for as long as someone will listen. He's just like a real old man, and the accent makes it even funnier.

[@migmontest]

13:55 all the fellow telemarketers just laugh at Vaquisha not able to take this call any longer

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

"I think I mentioned Larissa before?"

[@ariellrodriguez939]

I was gonna puke of laughter if the ducks came out again.

[@tallandhandsome29]

Ariel L Rodriguez And there they were!

[@craigbrown2952]

It's gr8 getting caught up on Lenny Bots😂🤣👍😂🤣♥️thank you for doing the work....thank you for the laughs

[@FK-lq8zf]

We could be curing cancer right now if we routed all telemarketing/scam calls to Lenny.

[@steviebea]

I JUST GOT THIS EXACT CALL 😭 i rly thought it was just an old man with bad memory and after 10 minutes of him repeating the exact words over and over i realized 🤦

[@ShimmyShimmy666]

We are all very proud of Larissa here.

[@jimbolambo103]

It came so close to getting an extra call with the supervisor.

[@blazetechstudios]

“Will you hold on one minute?” While beating a duck, “I been on the phone for 12 minutes. Guy keeps talking about his daughter.” “I’m back” “Oh good, blah blah blah” “Oh my eldest daughter Larissa...”

[@lichro]

Larissa is his third eldest!

[@farmduck2762]

I'd be proud of Larissa too. She was the first in the family to go to University.

[@kaylapruitt1997]

Omg I figured out who I try to talk to on voice-mails 😂 (work in banking industry)

[@fredsanta6417]

This is amazing!

[@my3dviews]

What I used to do, when I had a land line, was to let them talk for awhile, then say "oh wait, someone's at the door", then put the phone down and not pick it up again. :-)

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

I just let them talk and talk. Then after a few minutes they'd start asking if I was still there. I would mumble something incoherent and the cycle would repeat until they eventually hanged up...

[@ExplodingConsole]

If that happened to Lenny, it would be Larissa visiting! Unfortunately, the ducks would get in when he opened the door.

[@amosburton1505]

I use a low monotone voice and start telling them my wife left me for a woman. I’ll ramble a bit then I get angry and start calling my wife names and what a slut she was. Then I’ll get monotone again and tell them how lost I am. I then repeat. Usually they’ll listen for a while and the say they’re sorry.

[@sebbe91]

hahahahhahaa! "Oh no, I got to hang up!" LOL

[@Cyberfoxxy]

"Did i mention Larissa?"

[@rogueuniversities6866]

"This is free... the only thing you'll be paying for is this fee"

[@canopej]

I told all my friends that LENNY is my best friend - please listen to him on youtube.

[@stephengamber7000]

Thank you, keep up the good work !

[@jebediahwolf1205]

Hilarious! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. Great stuff!

[@jonwayne70]

You can actually hear someone in yhe background laughing as she went to hang up lmfao.

[@daveb5041]

"Axe" instead of "ask" is a thing they say in urban areas usually starting in Maryland going south down to Florida. It fades as you go west of the Mississippi or north of Maryland. Took me awhile to figure out why my GF had a fascination with chopping.

[@chigimonky]

Not "urban". Black. White people in urban areas don't say 'axe'. Only blacks say axe instead of ask.

[@paigelemcke]

I just got this call at work today, i work for a health insurance company, i am in training and was on the phone for 25min because i wasnt sure if he was real.

[@Ayyprattbrat]

I work for a credit card company and got this recording today for April fools. 😂

[@eugenius7291]

I need this !

[@markstuckey6639]

Walter here. It doesn't "beg the question", it raises the question. Entirely different meaning. My second child, Floyd (got two beautiful daughters), he's very clever, I'll give him that, is very hot on the correct use of the English language and it's phrases. Begging the question refers to a circular argument; e.g. Trump is a genius because he says he is and, being a genius, he would know whether he is a genius or not.

[@richardrodriguez9229]

I can't stop listening and laughing. I'm trapped in this loop! LMFAO!

[@sarahwilloughby2509]

A good laugh is to simply say the word "yes" to every question they ask from verifying ur name to the type of payment card to the number of the card. Ex: Will u pay w/visa or MasterCard? Ans: Yes. What is the number? Yes. Finally the foreign gentleman asked if I "pooped in a diaper". Again I said yes. He threw a HUGE fit and I couldn't understand all the profanity bc I was laughing so hard. I hope a vein n his scamming forehead burst! Yes.

[@janhronec2013]

You mean sort of like this video? kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5WUqKqFjbmWi7s

[@kallesoderbom2912]

To bad some of the ass marketers here in Sweden just rely on a "YES" once they got that on tape your signed. They can use it against you. Dumbest thing is to say yes when they want to confirm your name. And that is the first question, and it comes fast. Especially when your in a hurry or stressed. They cut up the conversation and paste it so it will fit their complicated terms and conditions. Of course this is not serious company's. I guess these company's just last a short period of time, and then they move on to the next scam.

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

You're kidding right? Don't ever say yes. Ever

[@RobotsEverywhereVideos]

My man! Looking good! Slow down!

[@alicesbeloved]

Lmbao 😂🤣👱🏾‍♀️

[@ikezutabunkyowa4628]

“No Sir.” It all goes swimmingly at first, but after the ducks show up for the second or third time the telemarketer has been reduced to a gibbering wreck.

[@kellysmith3998]

I'm not a telemarketer but I just got called and totally tricked by this 🤣 thought he needed help lmao

[@jeffposey386]

The hero we need.

[@somebody200090210]

hahahaha he has to beat the living shit out of the ducks... I fall off my chair each time... hahahaha

[@MilesCobbett]

When we get to hear him chase out the ducks is the best part

[@ampnicole]

I got this bot on the phones for the second time the other night and it freaked me out . I thought I was losing my mind

[@javiercacao7475]

He is feeding his ducks hahaha

[@RB-ib3mo]

Beverly bot brought me here. Haven't listened to Lenny bot calls in so long and rbcp from pla reminded me about them with his new Beverly bot lol. Cactus 🌵🌵🌵

[@danromanov9537]

Lenny sounds like a harmless old man, but he murders ducks and geese!

[@danieldaniels7571]

I love that on your link for “this is an axe” the first result is body spray.

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

I use Axe body shampoo. ☺️

[@nikiTricoteuse]

Not in New Zealand bro. Nothing but real women and proper axes here. 😎

[@jim999-aaa]

Now we all remember the ad now. good marketing ：）

[@10reubenl]

This is SO funny 😂 She’s trying not to laugh too 🤣😂