Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #9

Jim and Colin from Canada are back to help spin the Wheel of the Worst yet again. What magic awaits them????

[@IEnjoyBeingNaked]

Just in case anyone cares, that internet video was in Cantonese.

[@ladamedesaraignees1764]

+Statler Waldorf It was probably for Hong Kong

[@nickkalning628]

thanks Maki!

[@slicknicdwyer]

***** Zang!

[@JoaqMan]

***** Can you translate the SOS box?

[@MarkKlingman]

I agree, definitely Cantonese

[@sebcubille]

"Eloise Cole" (the clown) became a bereavement specialist after her mother, father, and son died. She herself died in 2005 of lung cancer. Holy shit that's depressing.

[@KillerChickenVideos]

***** After consulting my specialist, Google, I found that her dog died almost simultaneously as her mother and a week later, the roof came off of her house. It's like. Fuck. Reading her bio was like flipping through the Killing Joke.

[@Jcolinsol]

***** My favorite part of her truly sad life story, was that at the same time that her adoptive mother passed away, her dogs died and the roof blew off of her house. Rest in Peace Rainbow.

[@jmyetman1999]

***** Don't forget that her dog also died, her house roof blew off, one of her other sons was in terrible condition and could die at any time, and all of these events happened around the same time. Then, 5 years later, the other son died. Poor woman.

[@Horgirithor]

***** Shit, I read this comment before watching the episode and ruined it for myself. Damn. No more comments before BotW.

[@Voltan]

Killer Chicken Videos I was literally going to post this. Such a fucking downer :-(

[@ig-8887]

"you gotta learn how to vote on this show, Rich!" -a man who voted against Rem Lezar

[@thekolonel5551]

- The same man that voted shark exorcist

[@hatwearington]

@@thekolonel5551 and geritol follies, vampire assassin... the list goes on.

[@L1qu1d-2qu1d]

@@hatwearington the list of his sins know no end

[@Mattybot3000]

Hey! Mike votes the opposite but he never does it to be a contrarian. :p

[@gaiangalaxy3198]

He was absolutely just trolling in that video. He had that shit eating Mike face. We all know that was his real favorite

[@redthejack927]

Jay in the background saying "Eloise Cole is dead" and Colin immediatly laughing his ass off while highway to hell plays is gotta be one of my favorite RLM moments

[@addison8078]

Not sure, but this single frame with that quote might just make the best T-shirt ever.

[@suprslvrhz]

47:08. Timestamp these things

[@TheTrueHaddock]

Oh boy! I have friends for the next 52 minutes!

[@TheGODork]

+Danzig Rulze Everybody Loves Ramen

[@beavinator]

Arcilios I'm about to have some Chef Boyardee ravioli, and do you remember when we used to just watch the copy of Ghostbusters we taped off HBO over and over instead of having to watch hackfrauds talk about shitty VHS releases?

[@johndodd6908]

***** I'm having cheese Ravioli! Remember going outside and shooting people with squirt guns?

[@SV67943]

+Arcilios Fried chicken. Pogs were a thing.

[@Vaporvice84]

Ted Jones Just mixed myself some Hennessy on the rocks with a twist.

[@krakowdream]

>Eloise was abandoned by her birth parents and adopted into a fascinating but dysfunctional family. She grew up with multiple challenges that tested her ability to survive, both physically and emotionally. > In 1975, Eloise married a young widower named Elwood Cole who had four teenage children. Two of the four, Mark and Dan, had a life threatening neuromuscular disease and were quadriplegic. This new family of six pulled together and became a tight family unit. > Mark, the oldest, managed to live off campus while studying at the local University when he suddenly suffered a cardiac arrest and died. While Mark was very ill, he had been considered the healthiest of the two boys and his death was not expected at that time. > A few months prior to Mark's death, Eloise's father had died. Twenty days following Mark's death, Eloise's mother collapsed and died from an undiagnosed aneurysm. Around the same time, the family dog also died and the roof blew off the house. > From her experience of living through so many tragedies and at the same time knowing that Dan, who was particularly fragile, could die anytime, Eloise composed the poem "Borrowed Hope". > At the time, Eloise was supporting others as a grief counsellor. Her son Dan lived five more years and managed to graduate from the local University. > Eloise became nationally known for her work as a Bereavement Specialist. In the summer of 2005, she was diagnosed with lung cancer and battled with strength and grace for four short months until her death in December 2005. She would often say that although her body had cancer, her spirit did not. www.hospitalclown.com/archives/vol-04/vol-4-1and2/vol4-1_cole-rainbow.PDF source

[@consensualsenses]

You're making that shit up, aren't you? It's hard to believe when you use that pseudo green-text/arrows to structure all that.

[@JackLClements]

Rage Kage I'm pretty sure he copied it from /tv/

[@sebcubille]

Its from a website. Just look up her name and its the first result (about a poem she wrote or something).

[@shootatsquare]

Anthony Beall that made me feel like shit until the quote: "Around the same time, the family dog also died and the roof blew off the house." Then I was laughing hysterically. Then I again felt like shit

[@billsmith6901]

shootatsquare How can you laugh when she was feeling so much pain?

[@joemama151]

“Eloise Cole is dead” *Highway To Hell Plays* I choked on my beer laughing

[@slickb88]

47:05

[@rusteddenial453]

wait so im not the only one who enjoys a cold beer while watching this

[@MastaSquidGT5]

yes beer is essential for viewing

[@thatnerdguyjohnny3829]

Colin dying laughing at that is the best too

[@Pat0p]

As you choked on your beer, did you begin to see visions of Eloise Cole?

[@this_mind_of_mine]

"We tried hooking your baby up to turtles..."

[@DodicekTruc]

"It didn´t work"

[@666spalony]

Sounds like a Karl Pilkington quote.

[@ronanhodgson3997]

Karl Pilkington is Rich Evan's British cousin.

[@matrixgear08]

Eloise Cole died in her human form, inexplicably her clown persona still lives, eating the grief from your bones

[@tristan8940]

She feasts on your flesh while she feeds on your fear.

[@strawberrylotlizard]

Thanks for the DnD adventure

[@ericrinker5730]

@@yakuza01 Pennywise is afraid of her too

[@IbanezNick75]

I just looked up Randy Butcher's credits on IMDB. One of the first movies he worked on was "Dragon Hunt" with the McNamara twins!

[@turingmachine7905]

Huh

[@SAMagic]

This explains a lot ... of the cock...

[@almenajamband9206]

Oh my god, that makes so much sense. With the homoeroticism and all.

[@analy4689]

It’s all part of the Redlettermedia homo erotic universe

[@RyanReenBattikh]

@@almenajamband9206 The B Movie cinematic universe is strong, Vampire Assassin star Ron Hall is in the fighting game segment punching Robert Z'Dar in Pocket Ninjas

[@jed_the_artist]

my fav part of this episode is how the educational video about making sure the dog doesn't dominate the house wasn't good enough, but the video in an entirely different language about something extremely outdated was good enough to watch all the way through till the end

[@Kaleestraza]

The weird hugs after each "stunt" session are aftercare

[@mydemon]

Aftercare me good Daddy

[@garshtoshteles]

Brilliant and cursed comment

[@beehivecity]

Rainbow looks like a ghoul from Fallout "lemme help you work through your pain, smoothskin"

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Wonder how many caps you get for killing that ghoul?

[@yodenheim647]

@@notinspectorgadget so she's a degenerate?

[@Glassandcandy]

@@yodenheim647 no, you mean a profligate

[@johnmiller9159]

Oh yeahhhhh, I totally see it!

[@drewluedke2030]

She’s a ghoul from nuka-world

[@Fuck_whoever_took_my_name]

That time Rich Evans told the most intelligent joke and he gets ridiculed for it because Mike had to look up a word. Perfect.

[@tmatthewnielsen]

Basically every episode.

[@janeeyre1990]

Nerdy Midwestern bois who avoided white-tailed deer hunting at all costs. You hunt them during rutting or "The Rut."

[@FlymanMS]

Classic Mike’s abuse of Rich

[@GlitchTheF0x]

@@janeeyre1990 You can also know that word if you were a little too deep into My Little Pony.

[@atunconmostaza]

@@GlitchTheF0xor ABO :l

[@skiepk]

The Mesopotamian goddess of death was Ereshkigal, which is suspiciously close to Eloise Cole.

[@Hachimaro]

Technically, Ereshkigal was the goddess of the underworld, the god of death, war and disease was her hubby Nergal. I know I'm nitpicking :P

[@superfortressstudios]

@@Hachimaro shhhhhh

[@kingofjs]

Hachimaro it still works

[@trippinfinito154]

I had to Google it. I thought he just made that up but good God that's either a nugget of information Rich forgot he had or else legitimate supernatural fuckery.

[@novameowww]

Also Ishtar kinda got stuck in the underworld because Ereshkigal doesn't like people leaving also ishtar was bare-ass-nude the entire time for some reason

[@MiketheEye]

"Task bar, flash bar, waba waba!" I'm in fucking tears.

[@averythehawk]

“I don’t see a rope I think it’s fine” truly an underrated part to the video

[@tytsty5716]

i also like how both jay and jim were in sync with their reactions

[@oak1835]

I agree, but I feel the part of the video were they show an image of several dildos while having ads on the video is vastly underrated.

[@tommyc4641]

That could either be interpreted as Mike about to hang himself or that Mike doesn’t have a safety line, so if he falls he will definitely hurt himself, which Rich is fine with 🤔

[@tylershadlow5792]

How is it under rated?

[@anotherOneStreams]

Bruh your comment literally on top, how can it be underrated?

[@Lutranereis]

Don't worry, Rich, I got your "rutting" joke.

[@WingedPlatypus]

Lutranereis Rich, You Smart. In Fact, You a Genius

[@pmunkyandpals11]

+Larvae Playtime I appreciate dat

[@WingedPlatypus]

Panodphantion Say my name..."Rich Evans". AGAIN!! "RICH EVANS!!!"

[@jiub9]

Cowmanik hell warmed over

[@ToumalRakesh]

+Lutranereis Rich is actually a furry. Everyone knows "rutting" there ;)

[@MrRyangley]

"Eloise Cole is dead." [CANADIAN LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES]

[@kylat3312]

20:11 *Rich mentions drunk uncle in his room* Mike and Colin: *Share a look*

[@MegaZeo]

Imagine someone receiving Rich's message and thinking to themselves "Shit, man. I can't speak Chinese." And so they go to the trouble of finding someone who does that can translate the message for them, only to be told "Uh, this isn't Chinese, dude. This is just someone being an asshole."

[@sledzeppelin]

Was that someone you?

[@TravestyJunction]

Ah like loginin' onto PlayStation Home only to get a hispanic server and you decide to make up spanish from the little you gained from School

[@BrianRRenfro]

They saved it because they were amazed they got a call from the biggest star in all Asian countries, Rich Evans. They knew immediately who it was, "Dees issa Lich Evans! He'sa vely bigga sta'! I wassa going to a hanga myself in folest like Davida Calladine but Licha Evans saveda my rife a today!"

[@PickleRick8869]

'I think it might be Korean'

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

​@@BrianRRenfro it warms my heart to know that because of rlm david carradine is famous all around the globe for his embarrassing death

[@pteroid11]

Rich Evans' Chinese is like a fast forwarded Jabba the Hutt

[@kicksit1980]

Rich Evans: Makes clever play on words Illiterate slobs: Mock him for it.

[@jerryjames4090]

And Mike and Jay are Wisconsin natives; Wisconsin being well known for beer drinking, cheese and 'deer hunting'; mark another one for Rich 50:14

[@PatrickTouma]

@@jerryjames4090 Mike's from Chicago.

[@ephin3242]

Patrick Touma Mike is a hack fraud?!?!

[@OrdinaryTrevor]

Jim shows himself as a true Canadian gentleman, admitting Rich’s success with a heartfelt handshake.

[@andrewrabon]

Kid: "My dad died six years ago." Jay: "What?!" Mike: "His grandpa died six days ago."

[@slickb88]

37:44

[@DontTouchMyCroissant]

The irony is that it was Colin who said "What!?", so the can't hear and you can't see.

[@92brunod]

@@Parasiteve Pretty sure they got confused because the "dad" looked WAY too old

[@apinkgoat]

alcoholism is no laughing matter

[@criticalfxck13]

neither is dementia

[@Ghosthead83]

Colin was born in '72. Damn he still looks 14

[@dainoconnor]

No fucking way

[@KachZz]

@Psykomanteum He was 43 at a time but still impressive. And Rich Evans was born '77 🤣

[@lionheart6176]

compared to the manchild Stolkaska?

[@NobodyCaresALot]

He reminds me of Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle. What's that guy up to?

[@excessmaterial]

@@NobodyCaresALot Not being Dewey mainly.

[@PurpleColonel]

Petition to retroactively add Rainbow's Remedy to the hall of fame.

[@fleetleader1013]

I just read up on the clown lady and she seems like a genuine person who has dealt with some next level shit. And odd video out of context but she literally worked with KIDS in HOSPICE! I can even imagine the stuff she had seen. The mask was a clever way of trying to relate to kids while at the same time reach them. Her primary clients where under the age of 10 and once the children died she would then reach out to the families to help them. She died in the early 2000’s but yeah crazy story her sons both died from what seemed to be birth defects from what I read. Sad story for her but man she used it to help others.

[@RichterPhallos]

Cool detective work. Made me sad.. 8/10. Will continue to laugh at clown lady to cope 👍☠️👍

[@garshtoshteles]

The intensity of working with a child in hospice, knowing they're dying in front of your eyes... and still following up after they pass to continue to provide support. She'd seen things few others had and it helped her be strong enough to support others, absolutely wild.

[@BrianRRenfro]

Both of her sons died from birth defects...good thing she learned from her mistakes and didn't go for round 3!

[@redtheftauto]

damn she is a real one. RIP QUEEN COLE

[@simondaniel4028]

Yo this lady was a friend of my stepdad. I recall her making visits to the house, actually in clown makeup. My stepdad had also done volunteer work as a hospital clown. Presumably they met in that regard. Looking back, I figure she stopped by between hospitals (hence still being in makeup).

[@Gryffilion]

"You gotta know how to vote on this show!" Says the man who voted for Vampire Assassin.

[@posthumanoid]

Look, May, this movie came from a certain point in time in which the little guy could make a ripoff of Blade.

[@hebanker3372]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jordanwalker4269]

and then Shark Exorcist

[@keepinpemdazaliv]

@@jordanwalker4269 and against Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2

[@80swoodpanel]

Do not contradict Mike, he is the DEVIL'S SON.

[@randombencounter263]

"It's not racism, they talk like that." - Rich Evans, 2015

[@williambertels8257]

It's right enough. It's not coming from a place of hate, just good old fashioned dark humor.

[@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme]

"(extremely dry tone) Thanks." - Mike Stoklasa, 2015

[@CruelestChris]

It's actually not racism unless you think languages are genetic.

[@keokihiga8462]

Sorry y’all but it is a bit intolerant. Not saying Rich has anything against Asians, I just think he made a bad joke... which btw those jokes have been played out for decades. It’s more offending to my sense of humor than my Japanese heritage.

[@CruelestChris]

@@keokihiga8462 Thank you, supreme judge of whether or not things are funny.

[@SeedemFeedemRobots]

Rich is fucking unstoppable.

[@jiub9]

+ArsenicOverdose FING PO CHING LE DING DONG PHLIM PHLAM

[@stephencarroll4681]

Ikr I was laughing harder than Colin at the stream of gay jokes

[@shiningmyduggy]

What does his gross obesity have to do with anything?

[@woodman2855]

Hammerhands HMH-3D Rich is like the class clown in class.

[@Jcolinsol]

An unstoppable racism machine.

[@Zakkleberg]

There's something about Jim that I just love

[@yanquiufo7113]

I'm a big jim fan

[@thomascollins5622]

HELP!! My Government is forcing me to make AOL Training videos against my own will!!! SEEKING POLITICAL ASYLUM!!!

[@1Jbeats]

I'm glad Colin got to spend his 8th birthday being a part of this show.

[@FlymanMS]

He got such caring and understanding dad

[@TrueNubinator]

Colin is actually 45, but he has Benjamin button syndrome

[@welcomestranger]

Mike and Rich snuggling on the couch is just very natural, and I am here for it.

[@CruelestChris]

"Bereavement Specialist" sounds like a _Leon_ style euphemism for "assassin."

[@AJKiesel]

Good to see you're still around. I thought you might've fallen victim to a beravement specialist back in the day.

[@louisyu7565]

The aol video is in Cantonese, not Mandarin. And it is aim at people (from Hong Kong, I think it's mainly for Chinese people living in the CA area) that had immigrated to the US (or is currently staying in the US) but do not speak English (and there are a lot of them).

[@zdavisgenki243]

Thank you. I was wondering if it was in Cantonese or Mandarin.

[@fenzelian]

Yeah the target audience of that video was "Chinatown."

[@csours]

Ah that explains why it sounds like Vietnamese

[@ismaelprado2825]

But what about Tom Waits?

[@Vontux]

Do mid-westerns not realize California has a large populations of various Asians including Chinese speakers?

[@jacemachine]

Eloise Cole died December 18, 2005... just before Christmas. Some say that her clown still helps those who recently lost a loved one.

[@ShadesMP5]

***** Everytime a kid gets an Aquarium for Christmas. A Clown joins the legion of the dead. Ya, that's right Eloise you did it. Come float in the Aquarium Clarence!!! Its warm in hear............................

[@jacemachine]

***** That could be said about anyone, but not everyone is also a clown. If you can't laugh at clowns WHO CAN you laugh at, I ask you? I'm sure she was a wonderful lady (I read up on her too), but that doesn't excuse her scary clown video OR... wait. No it's just the clown video...

[@SirJamesDTech]

+Jacemachine Gaming I read that in Jeremy Clarkson's voice...

[@jacemachine]

lol!

[@OuroborosChoked]

+SirJamesDTech I'd like to see Jeremy Clarkson host a haunted places show. "The Tower of London. With a history of torture and execution going back over 900 years, the Tower of London is regarded by many as one of the most haunted places... in the world."

[@blueldrrich84]

I guess Rita "Eloise" Cole passed away in 2005 (Arizona). She worked with funeral homes and a Catholic society for helping grieving families, especially children. Her obituary is online, it's all in there. Kind of sad, but she won a bunch of important sounding awards for her work.

[@notchuckproductions5029]

funny how the clowns lives matter movemnt is happening in Arizona

[@woodman2855]

max larsen It's like poetry it rhymes

[@tastyloaf5487]

Time Traveller here also ... Rich rose from the dead 3 days later.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

+Odin's Playground Here's the thing, though - is it really disrespectful to laugh at a clown's death? I mean, if clowns spend their whole lives trying to make people laugh and be happy, and their death actually manages to make a few people chuckle and get through the day a bit easier... then didn't they die doing what they loved? And isn't that pretty much what we all want more than anything in the world? God bless ya, Eloise. You may have been creepy as Hell but you were a good soul.

[@dracocrusher]

+max larsen Is that still happening or has it calmed down? I think all the clowns just got bored and gave up, lol.

[@adamcastelsay]

I kinda miss when they left tapes on there from episode to episode. The hype around videos that were in there for several episodes made for some hilarious moments (ex: The Shoji Tabuchi Show, Tree Stand Safety)

[@dillondelaney4347]

And s.o.s

[@jakehall6211]

Wish we got to see Farm Safety

[@RustyMuck]

Kid Sand Airbags

[@samcolvett6752]

I'm glad they're sort of doing that again, with stuff like "Shape Up, America!" and everyone hoping they don't land on the nudist colony or orgasmic birth

[@TemmiePlays]

they stopped because the hype lead to a miserabale time ( ex: The SHoji Tabuchi How, Tree STand Safety )

[@ubralex]

I fucking lost it with the Tom Waits

[@americawashington2700]

I'm so glad Rich made the executive decision to watch Rainbow the Death Clown

[@murphylhunn]

"taskbar flashbar wumma wumma" I was not prepared

[@masterplusmargarita]

I'm really surprised no one has commented on the brutal beat down Jay gives Rich for seemingly no reason 14 minutes into the video. It's frankly disturbing material, and completely uncalled for. What's more, it seems to be an unprovoked assault. Rest assured that the authorities have been informed and linked to the clip in question, and I'm sure Jay will get what he deserves for such a brutal onslaught. The Canadians who stood by and simply witnessed the act better beware too, but they might get away with it being outside US jurisprudence.

[@dr.jacksonbright5723]

Well, the Canadians are a peaceful and mushy people. They feared of interference partially because they were in a foreign land and partially because their culture is not one of violence.

[@willowism]

I dunno it was kinda hot

[@fluxalpha]

It ain't right. It ain't right.

[@Rejeckted]

I thought i was watching gay pornography, i didn't even realize i was witnessing an actual assault. SMH

[@HunterJs2]

hls Rejecktd Do you really believe anyone could afford Rich Evans in a gay porno? Bezos would blush at his rates. Clearly Jay just snapped, god only knows what set him off. Likely felt his hair gel give a little.

[@michaelcampion3207]

TASKBAR FLASHBAR WHOMMA WHOMMA

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

Azo! Azo! Me rike-a de flied lice! Me flapp-a dickie rong time!

[@Infradead]

- Rich Evans, 2015

[@ascendedsleeper7820]

(quiet, defeated) "...thanks."

[@GrimJackal]

I love that Jim is always so stoic... and the things that get him to eventually crack up are homoerotic innuendo and hooking dying infants up to aquariums.

[@RoyUnit]

EVERY SINGLE THING about "Rainbow's Remedy" sounds like a creepypasta. A horrifying clown staring at you from the distance and talking about grief, unsettling freeze frames, "death education" on the cover? I'm kind of worried that the RLM crew has found a haunted videotape and is going to be found strangled with balloon animals a few days after uploading this.

[@TimeTravelinc]

Roy Unit Actually, someone who was a prop maker made RLM a package for a Miskatonic Expedition, known as the Demon Grief Clown. I don’t know if they got it or not, because I’ve been trying to find where they get fanmail like this. @RedLetterMedia, did you get a package from Miskatonic University?

[@audiosurfarchive]

99% of creppypasta """"writers"""" could not hope to execute the atmosphere of that fucking monstrosity in their lifetime

[@RustyMuck]

Everyone just basically copies Kris Straub's "Candle Cove" at one point or another

[@KingThrillgore]

Eloisecol is known to be an Exterminated SCP

[@lividsphincter4098]

SCP-001 ELOISE COLE object class: keter

[@Redfoxe]

Colin is one of my favorite guests on this show.

[@Bubba365]

I thought the same thing too. There was another episode where he just seemed really uncomfortable with the jokes.

[@heirofaniu]

Honestly Colin and Jim are both way better than the one bald guy they have on this show.

[@Mmmmkay126]

No.

[@Mmmmkay126]

***** He has his moments on Best of the Worst. He's just more of a supporting character.

[@heirofaniu]

***** I believe you, he just never seems to have anything to add to the conversation on Best of The Worst.

[@tydigame]

Just rewatching this - when Mike says "It looks like she wants to gouge his eyes out" my brain automatically repeated "GOUGE HIS EYES!" and I made the hand gesture from that other BOTW with the former cop. LOL

[@paullynch2747]

Premmy in a half shell. Turtle power!

[@madisondodd5106]

A+ comment

[@terryhinch]

When they said "hooked a baby up to an aquarium" I thought they must mean one of the pediatric incubators they use especially for premature babies. Nope!

[@Capfanxfl]

+Terry Hinch I did too, then cut to picture of baby hooked up to an aquarium LOL!

[@sarperdogan6454]

Terry Hinch I don't think that baby was hooked up to anything...

[@tengugu]

+Sarper Doğan Rohan watches RLM? lol

[@tengugu]

JoJo is supreme kek.

[@csqw]

I love the different clothes the Canadians wear in the editing haha

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I like how their hands disappear when they lean too far to the left or right.

[@VanessaB]

One of my favorite moments of this episode has always been 37:44 Boy: "It was my dad who died, and he died six years ago" Colin: "What?" Mike: "His grandpa died six days ago"

[@KillYounglings]

This video was hilarious, but wow, looking further into Eloise Cole's life has kinda put a damper on my whole weekend. Such a sad life she had to endure. I feel like the only reason she isn't actually roaming the Earth as an angry spirit right now, is because she was just too good a person for that kind of nonsense.

[@PokerPlayerJames]

Task bar! Flashbar! Whummawhumma!

[@PDXVoiceTeacher]

E'loizkol.............ascend from the depths and favor your followers with 1000 years of darkness. Oh dark goddess of death, embrace us with your pain.....

[@adamandrewlenox]

"It ain't right. It ain't right." - Rich Evans

[@MellowGaming]

You fools! Everyone knows the internet is in London. it's on the top of Big Ben. It's where you get the best signal.

[@jiub9]

Mellow Gaming Don't Google the Google!

[@warlordryudo]

I love you guys

[@LolFishFail]

Mellow Gaming I'm glad someone is actually spreading the truth amongst misinformation.

[@themauvewitch]

Mellow Gaming strange that you call it Big Ben when in England everyone refers to it as "The Clocktower"

[@pauloliver6813]

Samuel Alaster Erm...No, we don't. I can assure you that 95% of Londoners call it "Big Ben", meaning the whole tower despite about half of us knowing (of course) that it's the bell.

[@wm6789]

Eloise Cole sounds like a vilian on an old courage the cowardly dog episode. she just shows up at the farm one day and courage has to save Muriel from her and Eustace gets trapped instead by the end

[@lenonel3286]

At 11:23 Colin spins the wheel in a counter-clockwise way, yet in the next shot the wheel is spinning clockwise. Anything you wanna tell us, RLM?

[@soupernova1998]

Like the door in Baby's Day Out.

[@sean1024]

As a Canadian, the wheel spins counter-clockwise for Colin. It will show as clockwise on an American camera.

[@seanbeadles7421]

@@sean1024 indeed this is true. When I visited Canada two years ago, it was startling when my steering wheel reversed upon crossing the border. However I got used to it after the first accident.

[@stanley13579]

I love having dementia. I can watch an episode of BotW, and then a week later, watch it again and it's like it's brand new!

[@michaeldion4855]

Dude. You left the same comment here a week ago.

[@stanley13579]

@@michaeldion4855 Thanks for reminding me. On the plus side, I can watch an episode of BotW, and my dementia makes me forget a week later. Then I can watch it again, and it's like it's brand new!

[@jordanetherington1922]

Eloise Cole? Dead? That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in strange aeons even death may die.

[@Maximus21x]

Jordan Etherington One of my favorite quotations from the Necronomicon.

[@Zirconio191]

+Cortlah Wut. That's a quote from H.P Lovecraft, the father of the cosmic horror genre in literature.

[@8stringman]

I normally don't comment on videos, but I've gotta say that I've been going through some very rough times emotionally and watching this episode of Wheel of the Worst made me laugh hysterically, which is something I haven't done in weeks. Thank you so much for bringing me something I really needed right now. Please keep making videos, particularly more episodes of Wheel of the Worst.

[@StanWilks]

Hoping everything is now better for you, good sir. God bless.

[@notamodelcitizen]

So basically RLM did better at being grief counselors than Eloise Cole.

[@matthewlennhardt8408]

BP Mandolin Player no one cares

[@janeeyre1990]

And here we all are again.

[@quantum7502]

2:13 Gouch the eyes!!!

[@mightymouse447]

Jim and Colin’s entrance is still one of the best things I’ve ever seen.

[@AethelwulfBretwalda]

I'm convinced that one of them actually put in a lot of effort to include those crappy green shadows

[@louisthunders]

I'm drunk and alone this is great!!!!!

[@EnoYaka]

young bukowski Same!!!!

[@Arasthel]

young bukowski Aren't we all?

[@IEatBabies420]

+Wint we're together in our aloness :)

[@FOTC5]

+Devon Bell That's no excuse. Make your dreams come true.

[@alexbain6266]

young bukowski its a shame your alone, that means no one can teach you about the internet

[@chillpillsfornil]

I'm still suprised by Jim's perfect way of explaining the make-up reasons as to why the clown disguise was soooo creepy

[@heatherperleberg7816]

Graphic designer

[@itsd0nk]

To be expected from the award nominated/winning matte painting and VFX artist

[@MephFaustus]

I love how quiet and respectful Colin always is. He's like.... adorable. I don't know how a grown man can be adorable.

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

Gay, perhaps? Not like Mr. Canadian Tuxedo over there, but just in general.

[@TaCo0oCaT]

@@SomeFreakingCactus Quiet+respectful=gay

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

@@TaCo0oCaT No, I'm talking about Meph here.

[@TaCo0oCaT]

@@SomeFreakingCactus In that case: Yes, or bi

[@LembeckIsStaying]

@@TaCo0oCaT No such thing as bi guys. Just gay guys who take on extra credit. 🤣🤣🤣

[@jayburde9819]

I love how Jim kind of does a little “ :3 “ kind of thing after he makes a joke he likes. He’s like “it’s the CN internet dish :3”

[@singrdave]

This is honestly the first WooW where I've wanted to see every video. Glorious awfulness.

[@SirGeeeO]

Dave Robinson WooW?

[@PolyverseCube]

SirGeeeO World of Origami Walrus

[@singrdave]

+SirGeeeO I meant to say ISIS.

[@BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets]

SirGeeeO as in WOOW these movies on Wheel of the Worst are bad!

[@WaddleDee105]

Dave Robinson Really? Cause I didn't want to see any of this.

[@Hieratic_Manny]

I love hearing Jay laugh in the background lol

[@mickyblue011]

Eloise Cole, the Mesopotamian goddess of death, that was amazing.

[@erikpeterson611]

11:02 ( 51:02 actually) Rich Evans proudly smiling at the camera after everyone compliments him on his joke is one of the greatest moments in rlm history

[@atomlib]

51:02 *

[@aaronwebb1548]

Oh my God you guys, I think Erik Peterson is being forced to make AOL training videos against his will and is seeking political asylum.

[@ZomifiedHam]

Elouise Cole Eluise Cole Alouis Coll AlooisCull A Loose Skull.

[@bsquared3809]

ZomifiedHam The wife of Bagul, also known as Buhguul and Mr. Boogie,

[@nashligo]

+bsquared3809 Or Nilbog

[@ShadesMP5]

ZomifiedHam COME JOIN US IN THE TURTLE WATER BILLY!!! WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE!!! The aquarium IS WARM!!!! Hide the pain in the Aquarium!! Don't laugh at the pain!!

[@HouseOfBrickOne]

ZomifiedHam A Loose Skull Skeleton War confirmed gird your loins, fuckboys

[@NealX]

ZomifiedHam Can we just address the fact that there's a person running around named "Zig Zigler?"

[@ShoveThisinYourMouth]

Am I the only one around here who actually likes Jack?

[@ShoveThisinYourMouth]

I mean he's no Rich Evans but he usually makes some decent contributions

[@fishblades]

***** I like him but it annoys the crap out of me whenever he wants to say something he makes it into a huge production instead of just saying what he wants to say.

[@jackflash8567]

+Chris Frawley I like him on BOTW ok but he's such a video game hipster that Previously Recorded has really turned me off him.

[@Callum_2613]

23:15 love the look Mike makes toward Jay as if he’s like “is this staying in?”

[@Lavinia_Garcia]

Aw yes I love when the canadians are on!! They both have different comedic energy but are equally so chill, perfect vibe to come back to after work

[@nothing-2-live-4]

I was gonna roast you for commenting on this 7 years late… then I thought about my life choices a little more

[@Lavinia_Garcia]

@@nothing-2-live-4 yeah I discovered RLM pretty late in the game but I would actually like to see them come back more often ahaha

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

@@nothing-2-live-4 then you realized that he's still right about them.

[@FlymanMS]

So wholesome to see dad and son traveling together, even if it’s just to meet with bunch of alcoholic slobs from Wisconsin

[@zogmorp]

Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.

[@ShadesMP5]

zogmorp Clowns do not eat people. They drink the people after they bathe in the Aquarium. The Aquarium makes the pain go away..................

[@MrJakeKale]

+zogmorp And then offer bereavement counselling to your parents.

[@NealX]

+zogmorp Iron helps us play!

[@sonofan403]

+zogmorp "Hello Joe!"

[@TheTrueiceking]

"it's not racist they talked like that" i fucking died

[@SukhberS]

"That wasn't a role." 😆😆😆

[@andyandy715]

SukhberS should

[@bloodrunsclear]

Tom Waits

[@OpenMawProductions]

Are you sure? Maybe Tom Goes?

[@rhonalu6246]

whoa wit r u doing here? finish (fake) battlefield 1 movie trailer u hack!

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

He's recently changed his name to Tom Has-had-it-with-your-tardiness-and-has-gone-to-the-bar-to-get-wasted.

[@DirtyBoySingToGod]

I REALLY enjoy the large/tall Canadian's presence on these episodes. He's ever so dry and funny. Please include him on many more. He's awesome.

[@thomasnaporano9822]

Lol “the large/tall Canadian”

[@janeeyre1990]

@@thomasnaporano9822 , why does he not simply eat the other?

[@KINGBublepop]

@@janeeyre1990 Fucking Lmao!!

[@TxxT33]

@@janeeyre1990 he's too polite for that kinda thing

[@KINGBublepop]

How the fuck did I reply to this without noticing your pfp and name. Hi friend.

[@scipioninja]

Whenever I see the Canadian special effects duo on the screen, I know it's going to be a good episode. They haven't let me down yet.

[@DeepGreenForest]

You can't imagine how much I enjoyed the Rainbow the Clown part of this video. I watch it over and over again. She's giving me such joy, ten years after she died, with help from RLM. She couldn't have anticipated this.

[@StagFiesta]

"Thats not racism!" For a brief second you see Rich think over saying his next thought, for a brief second the man held back.

[@JoaqMan]

Yay! I have my fake friends again!

[@buttcrustmceatsadick4522]

A bullet list of great things in this episode: *jay's offscreen laughter *the canadians clothing in the fx shots *a stuntman instructional video featuring denim and innuendo *the deathgod el' oeese, harvester of souls

[@gavalar7485]

7:32 I love Colin's silent "sorry" to rich for moving off his mark - he's so Canadian and polite. Plus you'd never guess he was born in 1943! He's the Canuck Peter Pan.

[@aaronwebb1548]

Actually, Colin said sorry out loud, but in a frequency that only Canadians can hear. And Rich Evans of course, not because he's Canadian but because of the other thing.

[@aaronwebb1548]

Also Colin was actually born in 1938, just before the breakout of the second world war.

[@OpenMawProductions]

I like how Colin just bursts into laughter when Jay says Eloise Cole is dead. I mean goddamn dude, that made me laugh so hard I nearly died too. Maybe that's how the curse works? Ooh, new horror movie idea. Laughing Fit.

[@ElvisDelvis]

OWWW MYYYYYYY GAAAWWWWWDDD

[@jiub9]

Murcia doxial Mike and Rich been doin' that shit since the '90s, son

[@jiub9]

Mike and especially Rich made it into an art form. Troll 2 kid is the Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina of saying OH MY GAAAAAAAHD. Mike is Johann Sebastian Bach. Rich is Ludwig van Beethoven. JonTron is... Schoenberg or something? Shostakovich?

[@snowboiiii]

Jay probably recognised the guys in the stunt video from the Manhole.

[@TemmiePlays]

YOU FRAUDS. At 11:22, Collin proceeds to spin the wheel in a counter-clockwise motion, and then the next frame shows it spinning CLOCKWISE.

[@JohnGeometresMaximos]

Wanted to post exactly this. HACK FRAUDS! UNSUBSCRIBED!!!

[@JohnDoe-420]

Canadian VFX is just that good

[@BenStockdale]

I don't know if it's the same for the US but in Britain Randy also means horny so Randy Butcher's name itself is a giant innuendo.

[@krishnastarz]

Randi is hindi for whore :P

[@solanceDarkMOW]

@@TheFireknight12 "Horny Meat-Handler's backdoor stunting"

[@Belgand]

And if we include Cockney rhyming slang in the mix then he's taking a Randy Butcher's, or rather a horny look.

[@judgebigmansion3492]

I love the attention to detail recorded into the visual effects for this episode. They even knew to get the clothes wrong between cuts.

[@nymphocat254]

"Deskbar! Fleshbar! Wama-wama!" -Dick Evans, 2015

[@natalieshark]

Jim couldn't think of the words "a case of the not gays."

[@OpenMawProductions]

28:57 I know, they don't read the comments. Especially on a video from three years ago, but... There is one reason you would practice this particular stunt, and you have seen this come up in action movies, you just don't think about it. Our hero getting his ass kicked ends up falling down, trying to catch his breath, he get's attacked when he's already on his hands and knees trying to pull himself together. Though it's still fucking hysterical.

[@abcpea]

its like my dad always said: "if you drop out of clown college, you'll end up a grief therapist"

[@fofalooza]

And when history students in the future are asked to look back, reflect on World War 3, and ponder how our relationship with Canada could have gone sour so quickly, their teachers will be able to point to the almost systematic torture of two unfortunate Canadians over the course of this series of videos.

[@SirMorNo]

fofalooza if only there was one in the back ground or a picture of one on the wall

[@matman000000]

+CaptainThunderWolf I, for one, would welcome our polite Canadian overlords.

[@mansertwo]

rip in peace family farm fun style

[@robintst]

I derive the most enjoyment from any jokes or remarks that make Colin instantly uncomfortable or laugh himself to tears.