Biden Returns Classified Docs | Dr. Dre vs. Marjorie Taylor Greene

[@rossta888]

that was the single most best description of the reality of the situation!

[@buykuibra2518]

The bestest of all.

[@vladtepes97]

@@buykuibra2518 the bigly most bestest

[@exeggcutertimur6091]

Agreed. He described the maralago thing accurately and succinctly. Amazing that a comedian can deliver that so well.

[@Marijuanifornia]

Actually, my video for the song Snooze Button by the California funk-metal band, Snot, is the most accurate depiction of the reality of every situation.

[@LollieVox]

We’re gonna need you this year yet again, to get us thru this spirit sucking crew in the House. ❤

[@haggielady]

Thank you for the explanation of tfg's process of handing over documents. Laughed so hard, that was epic!

[@thirdworldposse1324]

....yes, i'm sure its exactly how it happened.

[@davidatkinson5858]

Laughed so hard your brain fell out?😂

[@davelindstrom6005]

Please forgive me my ignorance, but "tfg"?

[@haggielady]

@@davelindstrom6005 the former guy, trump.

[@davelindstrom6005]

@@haggielady - I love it! Thank you for the clarification, my friend.

[@Leonaza7]

Every lawmaker should have to take and pass an exam covering the history of the US & the Constitution before they could be sworn in. Weed out some of these uneducated people.

[@victorarredondo304]

If trump & Biden we're in opposite position, you wouldn't be bringing this.

[@commandercaptain4664]

Santos would pass with flying colors. According to him, he wrote the Constitution.

[@couragekarnga8735]

"I love the poorly educated!" --Donald Trump, 2016 MTG: "Welp, guess that's my cue!"

[@paneko1]

@@victorarredondo304 The whole point is he wouldn’t be.. you know someone who calls SoS to fake 12000 votes is a mobster, not the representative of Constitutional Republic.. sanity over sociopaths indeed.

[@mikerieck306]

Meanwhile.....Joe is still trying to push that square peg in a round hole.😆

[@chadmcmullen4064]

Oh...what's that? They identified a problem, notified the authorities, returned the docs promptly, and are cooperating fully?

[@denisecampbell6736]

I know, right? What an unique concept!!

[@alexmartinez5859]

It’s almost like someone in a position of such a sort is doing better than the person who last held the job.

[@commandercaptain4664]

Procedures followed with alacrity? BLASPHEMY! TO THE STAKE WITH THEE! The rejected House leader will stand for no less!

[@patriciapage2109]

@UC3OdMlTDhk6wTHD4x7MUmLw there's a word I've never heard Alacrity, see, KZbin is educational also 😅

[@AquarianNomadic]

He took them as VP. Not POTUS. That's not allowed lol.

[@katushawatkins1922]

ABSOLUTELY THE MOST BRILLIANT, FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD - STEPHEN COLBERT! Thank you for helping to keep us sane.

[@Opus313]

George Santos also has classified documents from when he was Vice-President...

[@couragekarnga8735]

Not to mention all the Purple Hearts he won at Pearl Harbor!

[@commandercaptain4664]

All of them of classic Playboy issues he edited.

[@anthonybha4510]

That was during Hershel Walker landing on the moon!

[@Pete...NoNotThatOne]

Oh yes, the first and only VP to climb Everest. On a bicycle.

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

V.p.? Of the u.s.? Or when he was in the U.N.?

[@jdepaul87]

Upvoted because of a show on a major network during prime Time said "bag of clitorises". Well done Stephen.... Or his writing crew... or the lawyers that convince the boardroom to go along with it...

[@thunderousapplause]

late night isnt prime time

[@jdepaul87]

@@thunderousapplause sorry: show that got 8k views in the first 6 mins that is hosted by a major network.

[@brianschlicher59]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[@erictjones]

@@thunderousapplause Very true, I remember being able to see a brief bit of nudity on the Benny Hill Show but only after 11pm :)

[@paneko1]

@@erictjones 😂😂👏

[@MaryAnnNytowl]

You got yourselves a great monologue, is what you've got! Great stuff, Stephen & company!

[@223Drone]

You can't blame Dr. Dre for not wanting his work to b used by some one like MTG.

[@garfield2439]

I wish he would sue her!🤬

[@aureliagold1222]

Honestly it's gotta be the biggest insult to your music- that someone with such terrible taste likes it so much they want to rip you off

[@patrickmuro5778]

Right on

[@vuksgitau]

@spiterman Right?

[@librasgirl08]

They somehow never use the music of their supporters...

[@vkng_drag0n982]

That is an original monologue darn it! Hilarious from top to bottom.

[@timages]

A million times better than any late night or live talk show, he's amazing as is his writers, love Stephen!

[@dankjankings7339]

Look just like Maddow. This show has bots actively working to boost some people's attitude toward them.

[@dustywest418]

So amazing that his rating have plummeted ? Anti Trump jokes is that all this show is?

[@CousinCreepy]

He's OK, but it gets boring watching him smell his own farts for an hour.

[@CousinCreepy]

@@SpicyMayoVegas huk..hic..guh...quick, pass me a dramamine.

[@tinafeyalien]

Stephen is one of the writers.

[@johnmavroudis2054]

Let me be the first person in this thread to say: THANK YOU for your service, Stephen Colbert. A comedic light through good times and bad.

[@couragekarnga8735]

We're going to appreciate him more than ever in the next two years.

[@NancyPower33]

I always appreciate a good eyebrows session with Stephen. 😁

[@MrPhotodoc]

There's nothing quite like Stephen s'plaining to show the difference between President Biden and that other guy.

[@Cilantrchef]

The House needs to have that breakdown lll

[@alexandradaniele]

That other guy took a s**tload more and God knows if he sold any of them to a foreign power.

[@lukemitchell6929]

@@SirBlot what about those classified Biden docs tho...?

[@earthling_parth]

Nah, just call him 'Dump' 👍

[@Neojhun]

@@lukemitchell6929 Quite sure Biden still had clearance.

[@salted_peanuts]

Stephen Colbert always look active and confident ! always make my day with his jokes !

[@billrobisonlegalinvestigat893]

Seriously?? We have no true late night shows left. They are all about Politics nowadays. Colbert is an Idiot

[@gneuk7380]

I realize the unseen writers have a large roll in the quality of this monologue! But Steven continually makes them great! Made my day, thanks Mr. Colbert 😂

[@SkyNeely]

Everyone involved with this show take a bow. 💥👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💥👏🏽💥👏🏽💥 I love all your monologs, this one will hold a special place!

[@NewMessage]

Cannot wait for Hannity, or Tuck to rant about how there's no room for anything but male chocolate in their mouths!

[@darthvadersith514]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sumeetsandhu9713]

You nailed their multiple repressions right there 🤣

[@alltoohalliwell]

I'm fking dead 😂😂😂😂 and please god let that happen 🤣🤣🤣

[@jemiebridges3197]

Mandingo was a thing. And there that Ken Follett book if you know what i mean

[@couragekarnga8735]

Poor Tucker. He's so clearly looking for a big strong man. Didn't you see that weird testosterone commercial?

[@ukenupdude843]

What surprises me the most is that there is not a better paper trail of the "Top Secret" documents with the National Archives. You would think that there would be a list of non returned items to the skiff!

[@sophiedowney1077]

I like to imagine that the files got switched with something else. And then Joe Biden says, "wait, if these classified documents are here, where's Gam Gam's secret pie crust recipe?!" Cut to the national archives, and there's the recipe in the place of the important documents.

[@gwenwalravens8030]

I would even go as far as hoping the national archives have a better system than a library.

[@Somethingrandomlymadeup]

@@sophiedowney1077 hilarious lol

[@ipickedsomething]

Dr. Dre sent a cease and disist letter to a member of congress. Let that sink in. 🤣

[@NONPOINT420]

The same bullcrap government that tried to classify hiphop music like an illegal drug and make certain makers of hiphop music come across as all criminals. Let that crap sink in.

[@richiejohnson]

😻💥👍

[@sshaw4429]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@librasgirl08]

The letter is marvellous, calling out her knowledge of the law as a congresswoman

[@MrMarket1987]

I'd be more cheery about it were I not constantly reminded that Gangrene is still in there.

[@NewMessage]

"Hey! Remember when we said that our guy was allowed to steal whatever documents he wanted? Well, we never said it was ok for YOUR guy to do the same thing!" - Those friggin' guys.

[@justjackie7272]

Get a Life and a real Job dude!!! Apples 🍎 to Oranges🍊 Lol like Trump

[@couragekarnga8735]

Do you think these people even hear themselves anymore?

[@justjackie7272]

@@couragekarnga8735 They all Drank way too much orange Kool-Aid

[@isabelleg9118]

Not planted?

[@justjackie7272]

Yeah but YOUR guy tried to overthrow the American Government by staging a Insurrection BIG DIFFERENCE and yeah we already know that you don't think that ☺️

[@jaysix8032]

“A bag of clitorises” was the icing on the cake of tonight’s monologue!😅😅😅 I laughed so hard. Thank you Stephen! 10:34

[@erictjones]

Perfect comparison by Stephen regarding the documents!!

[@naisaephan5336]

trump was the president and had the authority to have and declassify those documents while biden was the vice president and did not have the authority to have or to declassify those documents. so what was biden doing with them and how did he even get them if theft wasn't committed?

[@wiljanhopeable]

Yes, Stephen is the best!

[@erictjones]

@@naisaephan5336 Yes, that is why the DOJ issued a warrant and FBI raided Mara Lago to make sure he was keeping them safe. To answer your question, using your logic and reasoning, President Obama could have simply declassified them with his mind and given them to anyone.

[@jessewahwah]

Trump's "stolen documents" were in his house, which is guarded by secret service agents, and is on an island. Joe Biden left "stolen documents" in a closet in a building and "was surprised" to find out they were there. Trump KNEW WHERE HIS "stolen documents were" and Joe Biden had no idea. And now we find out today that MORE documents have been found in another location. Wanna bet Joe didn't know about these ones either? Go ahead. Keep defending him. I'll wait.

[@arod700]

These monologues tonight, have been hillarious!

[@adamgardiner5869]

I love the fact that no matter how often I refresh my KZbin homepage Stephens monologue is always the first video until I watch it.

[@raycologne1060]

as it should be champ

[@sophierobinson2738]

For me, it’s Beau of the Fifth Column, then Stephen.

[@charmainejackiegrant9822]

Me too 🤣🤣... my husband said is because he is my only fan 😂🤣

[@SirBlot]

For me it is random singers 20 years too young b/c I had the wrong age in my Twitter profile for a decade or so. Baby 2:58

[@quiropracticoecuador1]

I always watch his monolog first thing in the am.....but I get suggested A Closer Look first. 🙅‍♂

[@x5775]

Ur document explanation... ...ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON! ⭐❤⭐❤⭐❤ 😎 THANK YOU!😎

[@SassyRamen117]

If we could just hold all politicians accountable, that'd be nice.

[@couragekarnga8735]

What? Actually make sure people obey the law they took an oath to defend? That's crazy talk!

[@Ketsuekisan]

"All" is asking a lot. Right now, I'll settle for "any."

[@MrTbowow]

Well hold on to your hats but the ones being held accountable these days are us low life poverty folks. Just try to get away with what trump and his comrades have done. I'm actually ashamed of being an American citizen these days

[@pepelefrog1121]

@@MrTbowow "Who is that Joe Biden you are talking about? All I know is that Trump is the worst current president of the US...." Liberal socialist mind is like a single mom on constant denial.

[@hugegamer5988]

WOAH there buddy, holding politicians accountable only ends in a functional democracy, and who wants that?!?

[@0HARE]

Just a brilliant monologue! The candy bit had me in tears. Bravo!

[@hoightb]

That monologue is definitely up there with one of the greatest!! 👏👏

[@shyguy4no1]

Thank you for getting on Biden as well. I don't care who does it, it shouldn't be done. I am equal opportunity. Both need to hear it.

[@patrickmuro5778]

Yes, an investigation will show the difference between Biden and Trump, one accidentally left 25 documents in an old office and immediately reported and surrendered them. , The other dragged dozens of boxes to his private home, had a whistleblower tip off the FBI, surrendered part of the documents, then lied about the rest two times, and there are still documents missing he is lying about now.. Yes, Investigate please.

[@marshalwest622]

Ohhh Stephen Colbert I loved your impression of the Fox woman newscaster acting indignant about the packaging of M&M’s representing women!!!! Your facial expressions were pure comedic genius & the story was already hilarious au naturel. Thank you for making me laugh 🎉🥳 ✨

[@jhonshephard921]

and while those two were fighting you ignored the horrible conditions under which coco is harvested, including by Mars Inc manufacturer of M&M. They knew Fox would act like idiots and that the most watched corporate media people would ignore any other story about Mars to cover that. Only entities like The Young Turks and similar leftists would cover the case Mars is facing.

[@janefreeman995]

Reminded me of retro snl ...the Californians. :)

[@crocglox7797]

👍👍👍 We've seen some of what working for Fox Fake News makes a woman look like: a fool, a sexist, a deranged stepford barbie, a candy coated cheerleader for bigotry and fascism.... I mean it's not a good look for any human person, really.

[@williamcrowe2576]

To Fox News, it's the principle of the matter and not the point.

[@yankee5886]

Indigant? Naturel? Thank you for making us all 😂.

[@johntran6600]

wow this show was fire today great job Steve and team!!

[@RichardBetel]

"MGT is Twisting McCarthy's gavel." That is imagery I did not need.

[@alex35agm]

FOX announcers don't need to look crazy upside down, they do it standing up,sitting down and sleeping.

[@commercialelectric696]

These things cannot be equated. Without discernment, the people are lost...beep, boop!

[@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121]

Suddenly keeping documents is the wrong thing to do. Ok, glad they see it our way now. Proceed with the investigation, DOJ

[@UniversalJuan]

Agreed. Shit, investigate them both!

[@lucasmoore8801]

@@UniversalJuan 😂😂🤦 It was found in a LOCKED closet and was given up immediately literally not the same thing. But sure go ahead its a waste of time n money but by all means

[@UniversalJuan]

@@lucasmoore8801 I agree, it isn't the same, but we can't have two different systems for people.

[@steveflynn1680]

@@lucasmoore8801 investigate both, we know which investigation will actually turn up criminal intent.

[@lucasmoore8801]

@@UniversalJuan There's not two different systems though when it is so blatant that one had criminal intentions, hiding, lying, ect while the other didn't seeing as lawyers found them in a locked office and gave them back immediately. I'm sure it's being looked into but a full on investigation would be fruitless, there's just no criminal intent there to be investigated.

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

It's the difference between planning a heist on the jewellers, or accidentally walking out with the "engagement revolutionary war musket". Neither a good, you have to give them back and apologise, but one is a deliberate crime. Hint: it's the one where they made it really hard to get them back.

[@naisaephan5336]

the fact that one did not possess the authority to have or to declassify any documents vs the other who was the president at the time and did have the authority to possess and to declassify any top secret documents. Trump had grounds to possess those documents, biden had no grounds, therefore how and why did biden even have those documents in the first place stored away in his think tank which was being funded 54 million dollars by the CCP.

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

@@naisaephan5336 if Donald thought that he had every right to keep them, then why did he lie?

[@Brett_S_420]

@@specialpatrolgroup92 "Donald lies like he breathes" - Michael Cohen

[@nancychandler3673]

Discernment isn't a GOP quality.

[@jessewahwah]

Trump's "stolen documents" were in his house, which is guarded by secret service agents, and is on an island. Joe Biden left "stolen documents" in a closet in a building and "was surprised" to find out they were there. Trump KNEW WHERE HIS "stolen documents were" and Joe Biden had no idea. And now we find out today that MORE documents have been found in another location. Wanna bet Joe didn't know about these ones either? Go ahead. Keep defending him. I'll wait.

[@biblicallyaccuratecockroach]

You can't just drop the line "a bag of clitorises" like that 😂😂😂 I'm still on the mend from a lung sickness and nearly had a coughing fit over that 😂😂😂

[@NewMessage]

Surely MTG's theme song should be 'Dare to be stupid'.

[@Nevertoleave]

‘American idiot’?

[@markstyles1246]

I know the name seems to scream current GOP but Weird Al would not want to be associated.

[@NewMessage]

@@markstyles1246 Very true.

[@Brett_S_420]

I thought it was "poop noodle". That was both why her husband left her, & Alex Jones likes her.

[@glr4275]

From Italy with love Stephen, you are the best!

[@ImperfectXIII]

Always got their priorities straight over there at Fox News. M&Ms. Sounds super important.

[@jasonbrown372]

GOP/WASP AKA SWM can FOAD, IMHO, the M&M is NBD, like WTF? DJT's IRS 1040 were MIA, FNN/NIMBY/NRA crowd: "NFP!"

[@CloudsGirl7]

Fox Nutters: "WOMEN DON' NEED NO MEDICAL CARE, AND THEY DON' 'SERVE TA BE SEEN NEITHER EVEN IN CARTOON FORM!!!1!" I swear, it's just a matter of time before these incel terrorists start proposing burkas...

[@X2LR8]

The left is hyper-focused on that little Fox segment. They are the ones. Them.

[@productdesign9626]

Concern trolling at its finest. What else would you expect from those muppets?

[@CoachAshley1983]

I love all the monologs, but this one was fantastic! Who knew the truth could be some humorous! 😉

[@yvettekosta7994]

Your show's humor, your entire team and your delivery is priceless, for making us laugh in spite of the hellish time we live in!

[@tomd5678]

When an auditor comes to your company he doesn't expect to find no mistakes. He expects to find all the mistakes neatly laid out with everything you did to fix them

[@dfuher968]

As an accountant with a specialty in, well, finding ppls accounting mistakes, documenting them, fixing them and documenting the fixing.... I heartily agree!

[@leahwhiteley5164]

You obviously pass all your audits with flying colors! --An Auditor

[@racindaze3450]

Does the auditor ask when the docs that were so neatly laid out ask why it took two months for them to finally invite the auditor?

[@juresichj]

@@racindaze3450 Audits usually happen yearly. Notice that the orange man didn't invite them, he did everything he could to evade them. Biden's team called the same day they found the docs.

[@tomd5678]

@Racindaze : The injured party should be notified immediately. This happened. Law enforcement should be notified immediately if the law was broken. Remember that Trump chose to publicise the raid on Maralogo

[@JohnJakeWilliam]

Colbert is definitely on top of his comedic hilariousness today. 😂 I tip my hat to his clever staff writers.

[@floridagirl4407]

Dr Dre sent Marjorie a Cease and Desist order??!! Omg, that is freaking great! Lol

[@tinafeyalien]

Cease means desist so it is a strange phrase.

[@sinkpehnarossfire454]

@@tinafeyalien 🌎: ''Its a compound language. ? and ? and Greek Hebrew Latin Portuguese Spanish and ? ? more. Obfuscated-up Pig Latin language is what people say when they are really trying to demean the 'english talkers&writers'. 😇Just a thought.

[@davelindstrom6005]

@@sinkpehnarossfire454 - Jailed and imprisoned?

[@crazygramma68]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lizardog]

I wanted to like your comment, but you currently have 69 likes and I didn't want to mess that up. Consider my comment ten likes.

[@discovery3749]

Excellent monologue tonight. Best in years.

[@joannejohnson7006]

This dude is on 🔥! You have been warming up your entire career for this moment, last year brought clarity and this year you are bringing light through laughter and facts to the world. I just adore you and your work/home family and audience! Keep the fire burning in truth! xoxo from your favorite ✌🏼🙃🌈 wild woman tribe!

[@SipLeila]

EVEN SOMEONE WORKING IN THE MAILROOM OF A GOVERNMENT AGENCY KNOWS HOW IMPORTANT CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS ARE - BUT BIDEN, AFTER 47 OR 48 YEARS OF BEING A "PUBLIC SERVANT" DOESN'T? DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW MANY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES ARE LAUGHING AT BIDEN? TRUMP WAS NOT WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT AND ANY GOVERNMENT NEEDS SOME FRESH BLOOD. QUIT DEFENDING BIDEN'S DUMB EXCUSES. Reply

[@tomillakockingbird1754]

Gotta be one of Stephen's best monologues.

[@Olsenator]

After the trump docs, biden docs, Hillary server…. Is just wondering. Is there no one like a librarian keeping track of these documents. Maybe give them a ring and be like “joe, your books are a little overdue” or something? Does no one keep track of these top secret docs?

[@trevonjugmohan2377]

I second ✋

[@gracebellamy586]

@@Olsenator The National Archive does. Evidently the document President Biden had are very low levels of classification, or were classified after he received them, because the National Archives were not very concerned about them. Whereas the documents that Humpty Trumpty stole were hugely classified and therefore there was a list of their existence, which the National Archive had to fight to get back, and likely still has not gotten all of them back. It is quite likely that he sold some of them already, from the empty folders. We must NEVER forget that Humpty Trumpty has endangered this Nation in so many ways, not the least of which is theft of National Security Documents that he has distributed to enemies of this Nation!

[@gracebellamy586]

@@Olsenator Also, the documents in the possession of President Biden are just "classified" not "top secret."

[@dankjankings7339]

Wow I don't watch and I was nauseous after 30 seconds....not setting the bar very high.

[@RevLeigh55]

I don’t eat candy because I am type II diabetic, but I will buy a bag of those M&Ms just to piss off the Fox idiots.

[@bryanspindle4455]

I am diabetic too. I still eat candy occasionally but l am taking three meds and my A1c stays within range. Trulicity made a big difference.

[@arcanondrum6543]

@@bryanspindle4455 Well now, Bryan sounds primed to assure the American Public how much corporations "care" about things other than Marketing and profit growth.

[@bobxyzp]

The Fox News staff don’t really care. It’s performative outrage to rile up their supporters and distract them from serious issues

[@nekonatauzanto1758]

My "conspiracy brain" just was thinking about this. Could it be a weird marketing ploy? Could M+M's be paying Fox to throw a fit knowing that it might get normal people to buy more packs?

[@brewswillis9783]

You mean W&Ws? LOL

[@dlxinfinite801]

Definitely a Top 5 performance for Stephen. Smart and confident, its one of those nights when you know you are shining, effortlessly.

[@exeggcutertimur6091]

He did an astoubdingly good and accurate summary of the maralago disaster.

[@tswan137]

Yeah this one stands above a lot of others lmao

[@cynthiacameron7891]

Kudos...

[@pepelefrog1121]

The vaxx scene dance liberal socialists convinced they are the north.

[@AndrewKarpinski]

Why do u suckle on him so much? You know he has writer’s right? I can here to see if this puppet was made to eat his words. Apples to oranges and his lame comedy is all you got

[@wulfson]

How'd the writers miss the obvious in the candy segment? Almond Joy's got nuts, and Mounds don't

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Kevin McCarthy really wanted to be the driver, so the Freedom Caucus removed the seatbelts, brakes, steering wheel and put bald tires on, and then placed the clown bus on top of a hill facing a cliff. It’s going to be a bumpy ride!

[@dicedrice7216]

I'll never be able to look at candy corn ever again without bursting into laughter!

[@Incandescentiron]

My mother generally keeps some next to her front door. Do I tell her why I smile at the bowl?

[@greenfoxes5903]

At least you won't ever have trouble finding them. Its pretty hard to miss when your fingers are swimming in a sugary bag of clits.

[@bobcobb7992]

I'll never be able to watch Colbert again and burst into laughter. Dude used to be hilarious. He isn't anymore. This is "comedy" for liberals who are so brainwashed, they can't even devote one hour a day to forgetting politics, relaxing and enjoying themselves, but instead watch yet another program that is nothing more than fake news propaganda while duping themselves into thinking they still have a sense of humor.

[@cathywethington5913]

Bob cobb, so why are you here? Life so pathetic you can't find something better to do?

[@bobcobb7992]

@@cathywethington5913 That's one way to look at it. Another way is that I'm here to try help liberals who are so brainwashed that they will force themselves to sit through an hour listening to a ranting lunatic who refers to Trump as T**** (the sort of thing 12-year-old girls might do to be mean to another girl they don't like) and pretend that they are enjoying late night comedy, even they are doing nothing more than spending the last hour of their day feeling self-righteous about the hate they have in their hearts.

[@moishg]

He and his writers are hilariosly brilliant and brilliantly hilarious and I so love him enjoying what he does.

[@pdxpete48]

So glad the late show is back after the holidays, I love the laughs in this weird thing we have going in America for the last few years comedy helps.

[@SipLeila]

EVEN SOMEONE WORKING IN THE MAILROOM OF A GOVERNMENT AGENCY KNOWS HOW IMPORTANT CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS ARE - BUT BIDEN, AFTER 47 OR 48 YEARS OF BEING A "PUBLIC SERVANT" DOESN'T? DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW MANY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES ARE LAUGHING AT BIDEN? TRUMP WAS NOT WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT AND ANY GOVERNMENT NEEDS SOME FRESH BLOOD. QUIT DEFENDING BIDEN'S DUMB EXCUSES. Reply

[@trelyles1583]

It's clear.. all that lobbying these corporations have been doing have bought congress. Now they're playing dumb dumb

[@MadDragon75]

Good move Dre! 🤜💥🤛

[@tiagopinto365]

😂😂 On fire Stephen🔥🔥 I'll eat the m and ws too while reading with my mind 😂 oh donald the gems you gave us

[@commandercaptain4664]

“All for me and none for thee.” - GOP motto

[@babyteano1977]

FOX, The more you watch, the less you know MOTTO

[@russward2612]

I thought it was "All for one, and I'm the one!"

[@Azerinth]

More detailed view on how fascists view the law: there is an "in" group whom the law protects but does not bind, and an "out" group whom the law binds but does not protect. The above explains many of the contradictions in the positions Republicans claim they hold, and how whiny they get when we start throwing them in prison for their crimes.

[@jackiec859]

GOP: "Hooray for me and to Hell with you". GOP: "🎶 This land's all my land This land's not your land Why don't you go back To your shit hole islands 🎶

[@waytoobiased]

me when there’s M&Ms

[@angiejones7702]

The cease and desist letter is amazing. If you haven't already read it.

[@shermanculbertson6191]

I like presidents who return classified documents instead of having their home raided by the FBI to get them back.

[@AquarianNomadic]

He was VP when he took them. He wasn't able to declassify anything. Unlike Trump. See how that works now?

[@vornamenachname1572]

@@AquarianNomadic 🤣😂🤣 Tell me you watch Fox without telling me you watch Fox 🤦

[@paneko1]

@@AquarianNomadic And the red stains on them wasn’t trump’s snack ketchup but blood of little children Democrats drink.. epistemic humility over egomaniac indeed

[@technokicksyourass]

@@vornamenachname1572 Lol "I know what your saying is the truth.. but but.. you watch a different TV channel than me.." Wow... big brain there buddy!

[@AquarianNomadic]

@@vornamenachname1572 I don't. I don't watch and mainstream media. Never have. I like Mark Dice and Breaking Points

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

Props to the Biden team for returning the documents instead of keeping them as souvenirs

[@victorarredondo304]

He's still guilty as charge

[@carolgibson-wilson4354]

But he had them for at least 6 years. I am quite unhappy that he didn't figure out he should have never taken them or when DOJ and Archives went after The EX he could have said, oh I have some too.

[@andrewcross1469]

He should have flushed them down the toilet or hung them on the wall of a presidential themed wine bar or sold them to the saudis. No imagination.

[@andrewgrove1691]

@@victorarredondo304 wrong

[@TrueBlueCat]

@@victorarredondo304 yeh, trump is.

[@driggs2821]

Colbert finished his monologue with a clitoris joke, on the night the actual Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex, is a guest. That's so goddamn metal I can't even put it into words. Completely "Yeah, you're a Prince, but I'm the King of Late Night" flex, and I am HERE FOR IT.

[@michael1242]

Thank you Steve for explaining about MnMs . I thought the Ws were misprints. I thought I had a collectors edition pack.

[@norrisfong6445]

Tom Petty estate had to tell trump and lake to stop using his songs.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

Kari Lake, too.

[@jb888888888]

John Oliver had a bunch of people come together to make a song called "Don't Use Our Songs." kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXnPgKmalrqZb5o

[@norrisfong6445]

@@jb888888888 it seems so simple to think of asking someone to use their song. And courteous.

[@Sonichero151]

Don't forget Nickelback

[@ju4408]

Dee Snider's was the best.

[@lizsays3324]

The M&Ms had me laughing so hard! Loved it.

[@gamepapa1211]

Even when she's winning, Marjorie Taylor Greene can't stop losing.

[@potatoesindrag4095]

Only thing that women has won, is who wears the pants at home, and the "Bingo for Nazi's".

[@williamburns7576]

except in the eyes of any American that actually works for a living lol

[@williamburns7576]

the libtards obsess over the ridiculousness of marjorie green Taylor who actually makes sense while the conservatives obsess over the ridiculousness of AOC get used to it neither of them are ever being voted out

[@54mgtf22]

Perjury Traitor Karen is a perpetual loser.

[@michaelrobertson4896]

That my friend is Karma, because she acts like a crazy b itch the universe will continue to smack her upside the head like a crazy b itch, and let’s be honest, we all think it’s hilarious to watch Karma give her her just desserts 😏😂🤣😈

[@htowngogetta3508]

Colbert helped me through trump prez the virus and just brings the end of my day so much happiness ty Colbert

[@virginiatyree6705]

Same. v

[@randomsandra4039]

Jezus…your monologues this year are AmaZinG The Kool-Aid man joke made me belly laugh for an entire minute and I’m still “Snickers”-ing 😹 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@j_kahn]

I can just imagine the people at M &M’s: How can we design a promotion that can promote positivity while also enraging “Faux” News so we get massive amounts of free publicity. 😂

[@captiannemo1587]

Exactly

[@jackharrison7613]

funny, but also likely some truthiness to this

[@IMSiegfried]

@@jackharrison7613 that's why its funny! There's always a little truth in humor. :)

[@lexslate2476]

Dead easy to do, though. Any attempt to promote anything positive will make Tucker Carlson shit himself in rage. The only things he really likes are coup attempts, dictators, money and sitting there with that dumbass look on his face like someone just slapped him with a fish.

[@exeggcutertimur6091]

Free advertisement is the best kind. I borderline forgot m&m's existed until I watches this video.

[@mmjackk667]

Brian Stack should get a Nobel Prize for excellence in "Behind the scenes, underrated, subtle, natural performances in talk shows".

[@letthesunshinethru2355]

Playing Colbert's segment on the M-n-M "controversy", on slow mode, priceless!!!!

[@DavidEFarner]

Stephen at his best, every day, Never not good, always sharp.

[@eddiejoewalt7746]

Dr. Dre vs. Marjorie Taylor Greene WINNER = DR DRE SMACK THAT GREENE UP

[@mommysunflower]

Extra hilarious monologue! Well done!

[@patrickmcgraw9168]

I love the detail of showing "Truth Social" as the Upside Down from Stranger Things

[@Thurston86]

I didn’t notice that on first watch. Thanks for pointing it out. Lol.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

"Troth Senstial" - Donald Trump.

[@coldcampaign2058]

Colbert MUST be protected.

[@DeepThought420]

Of course he's a National Treasure

[@Nevertoleave]

Better watch out for Nicolas Cage. Full disclosure. I’m 50 seconds in and have no idea what’s going on yet

[@couragekarnga8735]

At every cost!

[@ruthharris9664]

Those documents were in a LOCKED closet and as soon as they were discovered the national archives....and turned over....Big difference

[@TheWtfanime]

I saw that gender reveal joke about Baby Ruth coming, but then Stephen added in the wild fires in California and that really drove it home.

[@johnmesser3278]

The only Late Night Talk Show Host that makes me laugh out loud. Ty Stephen 🤗

[@Donkeybone10]

I bet you like laughing out loud !

[@Leonaza7]

If Trump was to be stopped from playing YMCA that will be great too!

[@richard1472]

Tell me about it. 🙄

[@kathryngeeslin9509]

But it is funny that he uses a gay anthem. And neither he nor his followers realize it.

[@RecoveringChristian]

bro, why aren't you spamming the View anymore???????

[@HyperactiveNeuron]

I still think it's funny that he plays it because of who the group is and what the song is about 🤣 He might as well be playing "it's raining men" LOL

[@patrickmuro5778]

No, Biden is beloved by the LGBT community. He restored the protections that Trump took away to please the holy rollers, and closeted Proud Boys. TRump will never get one complaint.

[@davidgalloway1526]

after all this time those docs are just now found!!! planted docs maybe???

[@lisacundy9776]

Brilliant monologue tonight!!

[@annunciataparchesi1832]

At least Biden's carelessness kept those documents out of Trump's hands, so maybe it's not entirely bad news.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I just love the fake outrage oozing from the right! It's funnier than Kevin McCarthy's balls being jingled!

[@votered714]

BULLCRAP

[@kimclarke5018]

They also turned them over immediately to the archives. Trump not so much.

[@eliezerzagorin8127]

Hillary's 30,000 emails were also kept out of Trump's hands, are they ok?

[@JohnJakeWilliam]

Clever

[@ammaleslie509]

2:40-3:45 is Colbert at his A+++ level! Chef's kiss!!!

[@joanie2shoes]

OMG! That was hysterically hilarious! The bag of clitorises rolled me onto the floor laughing my ass off!

[@sharpend762]

Another small difference between the docs found is one is currently the prez and the other is the new definition of Florida man.

[@naisaephan5336]

no, one was the vice president when he took those documents. the other one was the president when he took those documents. who had the authority at the time the sitting president or vice president?

[@bergerallentoby]

@@naisaephan5336 which one was the sitting president?

[@marywallace4086]

@@naisaephan5336 Actually, dump was no longer president when he moved the documents to Maggot a Lardo. He was a private citizen. Did he declassify them while he was president? If so, there would be paperwork, which there wasn't. He's not only a liar, he's a lowlife thief who has threatened our National security.

[@Mark_Brooks]

@@naisaephan5336 Who refused to give them back?

[@Knight-Bishop]

@@naisaephan5336 The sitting President has the authority to delegate tasks, roles, and responsibilities of his position to the VP, if they are within the bounds of his powers. So it would've been up to Obama. Historically the VP has been anything from basically just the personal barber of the POTUS (yes, that happened at least once), to practically just being the POTUS themselves in terms of actual work done and overseen, as in the cases of the two most recent GOP administrations.

[@dorothycollins2431]

I usually don’t like Colbert but this is BRILLIANT !!!!

[@patriciapage2109]

The gop goon response from fox is sooo funny😅

[@commandercaptain4664]

ka-WAZEE!

[@intomnia3313]

Tough guy Pete Hegseth, self proclaimed war hero can’t handle an inanimate object.

[@tray2100]

Yes!!!! I get my Colbert fix!!!

[@NewWorldBuddha]

Strangely and inexplicably, the Republicans have just now suddenly become hyper-concerned with the security of classified documents. 🤔

[@weredragon1447]

He is a national treasure. 🤣🤣💜

[@D.JustinCalderon.1]

This entire cold opening perfectly defines the term LATE NIGHT TELEVISION… THIS AINT NO DAYTIME SH*T! GREAT JOB!😂😂😂😂

[@dorothycollins2431]

Loved his explanation of men and women !!!!

[@tinay9491]

best this year Mr Colbert Well done!

[@patriciapage2109]

Happy Birthday Pat Benatar💗

[@eizapez3549]

Who is going to to tell them that M&M's are not real people??

[@bert1913]

Candy corn made Stephen blush 😂😂😂

[@alltoohalliwell]

Definitely never looking at candy corn the same again 😂😂😂😂