Bill Burr - Advice: Hairy Girlfriend

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[@rekrn12345]

Get her a day at the spa that includes waxing or shaving. Just say oh shit I didn't know that was included or whatever. Then if she gets waxed just compliment and reinforce that standard as much as possible.

[@sisepuedemaybe]

O shit this is actually legit good advice

[@anxiety8054]

Im a lady with back hair and I remember i was hooking up with this guy and he tells me "you know ive never been with such a hairy girl" and i couldnt help but laugh at the way he told me. I said listen dawg i cant reach to shave back there so you better close your eyes.

[@ElPatron42069]

Bruh that's nasty

[@aztronomy7457]

That’s disgusting

[@jameskonyane3641]

I've never been with a hairy girl before either, but it's really beautiful how you responded to that. Great sense of humor 👏🏾 👍🏾 ❤

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

No need to bring Nia into this. She's just going to repeat what that feminist said

[@ideallyjekyl5200]

True that.

[@Cj-xt6tv]

Exactly. She’s fucking annoying and sounds like she belongs on the view

[@supercarnitas]

Carson Jay calm down Carson.

[@Don_terrenos]

Reddit always has the answer

[@nogoodgod4915]

I hate cancer it is awful "HOW DARE YOU DISLIKE SOMETHING THAT COMES NATURALLY!?!?"

[@thotpad]

Just share this video with her... say babe, check this out so darn funny.

[@darkmater4tm]

Find a number she doesn't know and text her anonymously from there. "Btw you are hairy".

[@donzaloog1400]

That hair problem doesn't sound too bad. She's Brazilian, that's awesome enough as it is. If it's really bothering him, he's gonna have to bite the bullet and just tell her. He needs to ask himself whether it's worth risking his relationship over.

[@Y2JLionHeart]

Correct.

[@summertime1875]

He doesn't want an hairy cunt! Brazilian or not.

[@adgato75]

5:20 - I just watched the video where Bill insists he is not a sociopath , then he comes up with this insane tactic of waxing her while she is asleep and then feigning sleep lol.

[@ChanManhandler69]

He's joking around for a podcast dumbfuck

[@mynameisreza1]

@@ChanManhandler69 So was this guy dumbass

[@asianniga]

Offer a back massage but instead of lotion use nair lol

[@bradrenne8298]

As u go along she asks "is it just me or is it getting colder in here" lmfao

[@abernal123]

I know this is an older podcast but as a women I know the best way he could get her to remove the hair is just tease her about it in a cute way like rub her back and say awwwww you are so fuzzy. She will be embarrassed and take matters into her own hands and remove it.

[@Tr33fiddy]

"Reddit's not going to have the answer". What are you TALKING about?!

[@federicoeiriz42]

"How dare you dislike something that comes out naturally" Argument of a coprophagic

[@FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat]

Almost all shave their armpits

[@saledwards7812]

I thought we have this solved, get an anonymous phone number and send a text to her "you have hair on your back"

[@Y2JLionHeart]

Yes. That was a classic.

[@Desi9]

whats that one from?

[@Mineav]

I thought it was hair on the lip?

[@theMondayMorningPodcastClips]

I put the link in the description box.

[@Mineav]

MMPC Cool, thanks.

[@John_smith118]

Don’t date a girl that can’t handle “hey babe can you shave this hair?”

[@Atouk]

Wanna do a 2 for 1? I'm crying over here.

[@largocorto3188]

"it's like the fucking draft.." haha

[@muffinauraisin1171]

Just do the same thing that guy did a while ago on the podcast; he had a girlfriend who had some facial hair, he texted one of is friend who lived out of the country to anonymously texted the girl, saying : '' you have a mustache.'' Ask one of the friends or random person you know she'll never meet to the the same, but instead tell them to text : '' You are hairy.'' If it worked for the other guy it'll work for you too, plus it won't be obvious what type of hair he or she is talking about, it won't give away the fact that only someone who saw her lower back would say that.

[@rammstein2seth1]

this reminds me too much of lazlo from chatterbox

[@foxhounduk2k8]

Lol. Is it just me or is there nothing wrong with telling her. Just say it. Who gives a shit

[@danielgilliland8891]

not a fan of fur burgers

[@nanayawberko3212]

Arms and lower back aren't really that bad don't see why you can't just tank it If she had a Keanu Reaves on her clam then I think your entitled to a 'Honey we have to talk'

[@ElPatron42069]

Tbh if a little lower back hair and a little arm hair is your biggest problem you've got it good

[@bigmikeobama523]

I would have cared about something like this when I was younger now I don't really care she just can't be hairier than me

[@HittokiriBatosai]

A little fuzz on the arms and lower back, you can survive that man

[@Mattropolis97]

As someone who doesn’t have lower back hair I’m not a fan personally. Body hair is largely considered a masculine feature and as a man attracted to feminine features, I’m not exactly into girls with masculine features that surpass my own.

[@joness889]

Love ya bill but don't discredit Reddit when your alternative was that shit feminist website lmao

[@michaelross4034]

theres an easy way to handle this one but its a little costly. surprise her with a spa day but make sure that the wax is gonna happen. speak to the chinese ladies first when u make the appointment. its not expensive but i dated a greek/italian/jewish girl. gotta spa day every 2 weeks. just tell her thats the treatment my baby gets or some such shit. it works but its on ur dime till she gets used to it and u stop paying.

[@Y2JLionHeart]

Lol. Nice.

[@sarinajm3792]

no...we covered this before...the guy whose gf had a mustache...u have to send an anonymous text...like backhanded compliment from a stranger...that's flirty and wouldn't trace back to u...or in this case give her number to hair removal clinics advertisers so they'd call or sth...or if she's self conscious abt it u can use that..like "why dont u wear crop tops?"..."i bet this backless would look great on u"...get her to admit she doesnt like it either then say sth like " it's just hair it's not like u cant ever get rid of it righ?"...but it depends on how she feels abt it..(oh u can say one of my guy friends is doing laser HR what do u think? figure out how she feels abt it)...BUT it's ultimatly her choice u CANT push it...

[@buckfuddy489]

Funny thing is that women always say they want HONESTY...until ya give it to em..I'm a female n think excess body hair is nasty.. Edit--believe it or not, there actually are women who take care of that shit without having to be told..c'mon ladies!! Also, idk why Bill thinks askin Nia is a good idea..u know damn well she will sound exactly like some of "hairy chic's" posts u read..I have yet to hear her say anything that's in agreement,especially when it comes to a male wanting something from a female

[@Vaporvice84]

Buy one of those at-home laser treatment machines and say it's for yourself. Whether or not you actually use it, leaving it in the bathroom will eventually get her curious to try it herself. Probably more-so if you do actually use it and say "Wow, I haven't had to shave (body part) in 2 weeks!! Sweetie don't you love not having to see that dirty patch above the crack of my ass anymore?" lol.

[@nickaloo]

“best case scenario you’re a little furry too”

[@adgato75]

I mean , the majority of guys don't look as good as ugly ladies. I m no feminist , but we are lucky any of them find most of us attractive.

[@greensciencegeek]

I think he can bring it up, but offer up what she wants him to change.

[@danielbrown1724]

“Lose the fur”.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Too funny As long as her “vertical smile” is hair-free, you can typically work around the arms and ‘stache

[@Biscuitchris7again]

Just man up and tell her the truth. Tell her that you're insecure about her body hair, and ask if she would be willing to remove it for you. You're not asking her to co-sign a lease... if she's even halfway as cool as you make her out to be she'll hand you the razor blade.

[@MiMenteOnLine]

I thank the universe I'm not a woman in this situation, even I hate the hair on my ass cheeks, and what a hypocrite dude I am, I couldn't stand a girl with even a little hair on the back, I've been lucky on these kind of situations though.. Don't shave it girls, save a little and laser it off, I'm going to remove mine, I feel like chewbacca.

[@diana.diamond]

he can say how he likes smooth skin on women and hopefully she'll get the hint... or even buy her an IPL device with other skincare products as a gift

[@sydneypowell89]

I’m always insecure about this and I’ll like put off sex to go shower/shave and my boyfriend always acts like he doesn’t understand why it bothers me. he’ll be like “i love you i don’t care about that.” fuck that !!!! u care !!!!

[@wall.daisies2952]

One issue with girls removing hair (at least for me) is that it could grow back thicker and darker, and pubier. Then shell have a prickly back. Could be better for her to bleach it. Maybe the guy could completely stop shaving and turn into a caveman, until the girl begs him to shave too. Then he could say, "if I have to shave, then you have to shave! Let's shave each other!" Lol.

[@jerrybrenton6140]

Love you trump , 2020!

[@MrBritishNinja]

Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich 2020

[@NicenEasyuk]

Simple solution, stay with her for long enough until she brings it up and then just edge towards her getting it removed. She know's she's hairy, everyone's talking like she doesn't judge her own arm hair to other peoples. Like, she might not do it all the time, but in the years she's lived, she's definitely thought about it. Stay with her, get closer to her, let her bring it up, go from there.

[@oxbloodfitness7375]

Fake asleep lol

[@jakeballou5147]

Honestly it's just cool to be with people who groom them selfs male or female.

[@aa-ze5cz]

lmfao a 'two-fer' hair removal... omg I'm dead..

[@antonydrossos5719]

It occurred to me that if they ever tried to remake "All In The Family" (as bad an idea as that is), they could cast Mr.burr as Archie Bunker

[@HittokiriBatosai]

That's basically what F is For Family is

[@Mattropolis97]

Body hair is largely considered to be a masculine feature (I don’t care about technicalities, it’s just how western culture is). As a male attracted to feminine features, I feel like it’s only natural to not be attracted to a girl who has more of a “masculine feature” than me. Let’s flip it. If I started lactating during sex and a girl got turned off, should I go on some bs counterculture rampage for equality? No, I’ll do what I can to make my partner not uncomfortable! You can’t control what turns you off but you CAN control your body hair and in most cases lactation lmao

[@Marcus-gh8bh]

The bro bible bit absolutely killed me

[@federicoeiriz42]

You can get her to do it willingly if you propose some special skin treatment that any woman would do, as an expensive gift to her

[@klompsauce]

That medium brain

[@ant92210]

1. Take ecstasy together 2. Tell her 3. She fixes it 4. You guys are both happier and closer

[@muskokamike127]

He had me until he started harping on trump. Everyone who knocks him forgets a couple of BIG points: he's the president of the United States. You don't get there by being a dope. He's a Billionaire. Again, you don't get there by being a dope. I've met some high high intelligence level people. I'm talking Mensa 2.0 level intelligent. And when you talk to them you'd think they were retarded until you get them onto physics or calculus.....Most can't even button their shirts correctly but they could explain quantum physics to you.

[@angrybear2332]

Caw caw

[@brain0nfire]

Some women blond their fur in the summer. Sometimes you just say it like you were one of her girlfriends and go: "Why don't you blond your hairs it would look much better"; and that's it. Sometimes sugar coating it makes it look like it's much worse than it is, but if you say it bluntly and up front it hurts less and it's quick pain. Women are that way with one another, they don't sugar coat it.

[@jimothy-johnson]

I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that. Girlfriend is Asian so she doesn't really have any body hair. Plus, I tell her to keep it shaven down below and she does without any complaint.

[@PinkWaveGo]

I see women walking around with upper lip hair that looks like a mustache and I'll see them with a boyfriend. And I always thought... how did that guy not tell her hey get your mustache shaved. Or the girl, she has a mirror. Why would she walk around with that sporting that upper hair lip when yea that's so easily fixed. Like gross. My advice. Just come out and tell her there is no other way around it. Just like with guys you have to be honest with women or they wont get it and the problem wont get fixed.

[@XxTheStonexX1]

Like some other guys have said, lay her down for a massage and just wax that shit when she is really relaxed. You have to deal with a lil yelling and anger, but after that its smooth sailing.

[@dreamsquare123]

Here's the solution: don't approach your girlfriend with this, ask one of her (girl)friends to help you out. Talk to one of her friends (her bff or something), explain the situation, tell the friend this is a serious issue but you can't think of a proper way to confront your girlfriend with it, bla bla. If all goes well, the friend will understand that you don't want to hurt your girlfriend's feelings and potentially fuck up the relationship. Ask the friend to casually bring up the subject to your girlfriend without involving you, maybe ask your girlfriend whether she has any issues about her hair, whether or not you've ever commented on it, bla bla. Ya know, casual girl talk. This might put things in motion.

[@idkman09]

You don’t understand women at all. This is an awful idea.

[@richiezombie531]

There was a girl who shaved her arms as a kid but by the time she stopped and grew into her teens the hair grew back thicker. Her name was Rebecca so I called her Chewbecca and my friend made the wookie noise.

[@rhuarcaran3427]

Shaving doesn't actually increase the rate of hair growth or the diameter of regrown hair. It is a common misconception that it does, but it is simply an illusion as explained by the work of Dr. Mildred Trotter.

[@richiezombie531]

Rhuarcaran It is nice that you know how to repeat what you have read. Dr.Mildred Trotter has been dead since 1991. Do yourself a favor and ask a few women to shave their arms...notice their reaction and reluctance to shave. Or just do a quick google search for "shave arms" and you will find forums of women telling other women to not shave their arms, because it grows back thicker. You look young so I'll give you a pass, Seriously ask around "real people" before you just blurt something out.

[@rhuarcaran3427]

Richie Zombie Okay, kind of odd to criticize someone for citing what they have read, after all unless you specifically are an expert on a subject what other option do you really have? I don't know what you consider to be young, but I'm 25, and I used to swim competitively, I still compete in cycling and triathlons, so I do have "real" experience with shaving. In my experience shaving doesn't make hair grow back any thicker, of course not everyone is the same, I've noticed that body hair varies greatly depending on race.

[@richiezombie531]

LOL

[@rhuarcaran3427]

Richie Zombie What?

[@acmb6763]

I was born and raised in Brazil, and we absolutely DESPISE hair. I learned to wax myself since I was approximately 13. Maybe because she is a Brazilian decent, and not full blood. Still weird to me, though..

[@setinahugh9182]

Acm Br I would love to wax a mans Ballz. Stricken pins over hear.