Bill Burr - Advice: Marrying Too Young

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[@foreverdapper]

It's not the marriage that scares me, its the divorce.

[@kennethturner8290]

A monocle?

[@fotm07]

gargoyle

[@JatMane]

cyclops

[@asparrow9876]

Trifocal? #DiedLaughingRIP

[@juliamihajlovich]

Kenneth Turner HAHAH

[@Young.Supernovas]

A cyclops?

[@brandfranciscassella5356]

he called it a cyclops 😂

[@s.g2634]

But not before he called it a gargoyle. Atta boy, Bill.

[@NinjaCrazy87]

If you have to ask if you’re getting married to young... you’re getting married to young.

[@amon-crow4414]

When did asking questions become an admission to already knowing the answer? I’m gonna call bullshit on this. As a 24 yr old who loves the hell (and am crazy) about my girlfriend I have to admit the idea of marrying this young is still scary

[@steratorefriends6596]

@@amon-crow4414 some people mature quickly.. and as far as relationships go, the most mature thing you can do at a young age is realize that everyone is crazy.. And so are you! So the idea is to find someone who's crazy is compatible with your crazy.. Because you can word it and spin it a million different ways, but it all means the same thing.. We all have our own Bullshit. Find the Bullshit you're able to tolerate, within a person who can tolerate your Bullshit. It's really that simple, regardless of age. But modern times have a way of convincing modern people that they're special.. How many narcissists can you put in a room before they realize that they aren't alone? It's rhetorical, don't answer. Good Luck

[@ChickenPizza]

@@steratorefriends6596 This whole reply is rhetorical. Marriage is nothing more than a legally binding contract between two people(sacrament or no, you still buy that ring, and you still sign those papers, neither of which are church-related, so shaddup) that dictates how the two of you will live and pay taxes for the foreseeable future. You want to be wise? Start looking at it objectively, and you'll see how useless the whole thing really is. Co-habitate, sure. Get married, even. But get informed about what you're doing and for God's sake, ALWAYS GET A PRENUP.

[@steratorefriends6596]

@@ChickenPizza I don't believe in marriage, I was talking about relationships

[@ChickenPizza]

@@steratorefriends6596 Fair enough, though in that case your reply doesn't make sense considering the person you replied to was talking about marriage, not relationships.

[@Rblox135]

Bill went a whole clip without advising someone to "Rub one out and see how you feel about it after", 😲 this must be a fake video 🤣🤣

[@mitchelldepierre6720]

"Corn husk her" I can't

[@MMCLLC7]

Spectacle, gargoyle, cyclops, bifocal,... Naaaahhhhh, its a unifocal. THATS IT.

[@brianedwards1910]

This nigga said UNIFOCLE?!? HA!.

[@skiiboskiyaboi]

Did Bill just say gargoyle?

[@TheBlaine]

BalfazarTheWise lmao

[@detailedgaming6039]

Yeah he meant a monocle lol haha

[@nrdpc5975]

"Not a gargoyle..." wtf lol

[@keenynman34]

jesus christ his first statement before hitched is me right now.......

[@amon-crow4414]

Stop here. The comment section is really pathetic. Enjoy the podcast and move on

[@mikhailmemedovich122]

U can always get lucky with a Tom Brady hahah

[@Marcara081]

When you get married you marry the state. It's not a healthy choice for a relationship.

[@Oozywolf]

Bet everyone in here that says "Don't get married" is either single, or they married the wrong person. It's funny how people hate to see other people be happier than they are.

[@imaginationastronaut6568]

What does getting married do for a man that not being married doesn't do?

[@phillytheflyerable]

so how many married people are happy and for how long?

[@rasarmusic1]

The overwhelming rate of divorce in the last 30+ years is staggeringly convincing that it's a temporary gamble with long term ramifications. If people are happy being married, great, but obviously most aren't in the long run and it's a much worse situation legally, financially, and emotionally than simply breaking up with someone like most people inevitably do throughout their lives. We literally have a better chance of surviving thousands of plane rides for 40-50 years than surviving just one marriage for a decade. There's exceptions, but any adult who's stayed single has actually heard "Don't get married" from people that appear to be doing fine in their marriage more than not. Point blank: the math doesn't make it a worthy risk for most, but to each their own. I've never told someone not to get married, but I've thought it countless times; was usually correct.

[@atrain132]

Married the wrong person...lol!! I always hear that dumbass comment. No matter how much you think you know the person you choose to marry; you never know who you're getting married to. It's a gamble. They can change at anytime down the road.

[@asparrow9876]

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT LOOOOOOOOL. It's married men who bug single men _"Are you married? Why won't you get married? What kind of man doesn't want to get married? You think you're a man if not married? What's wrong with being married? Come on man go get married!!"_ *Misery loves company.* Single men smile more and live just as long if not longer than women when we stay single. Only married men die 5 to 10 years on average before women. Stressed out to death. Or you can become another statistic. Over +80% of suicides around the world are males between 15 to 40 years old.

[@LakersDynasty42]

Good advice.

[@eyewishwalrus]

A monacle

[@piratesfan1995able]

What is the difference between a couple living together and a married one? Beside some rings, paper work, and lawyers if you want to break up.

[@atrain132]

There's really no difference. There is Common-law marriage. It can be just as messy as a regular divorce.

[@amido7]

monocle.

[@kaseyadamsky6344]

monocle!

[@RockDavid]

Yeah in America it is very single sided with most states female favored. Me personally i just avoid the marriage - What makes thins different from dating for 10 years and being married for 10 years besides the word used

[@s.g2634]

After seeing your other comment and reading this one, I'm betting that the other party is the one avoiding marrying you.

[@spikydude98]

monocle

[@pretorious700]

Any age is too young to get married...or too old. Fuck marriage, long live love.

[@dallassylvestre7209]

Was Bill not married at this point?

[@jake14928]

Monocle!

[@mykiea5156]

It was 4 years and now your relationship has wore out lol gooooo lol hahahhahahah go enjoy have fun , she will be happy in the long run , there is another guy waiting out there for her and it’s not you so go enjoy 😉

[@Lapsey]

What?!?

[@RockDavid]

Marriage is a joke, Here in America Gays can marry, humans in some states can marry animals - and most break offs end with the women taking half if not more and the kids draining a guy's account for 18+ years with stupid concepts of Alimony or child support. Be smart guys take care of your kids of course, but marriage - when it breaks down it is a very questionable investment and really just a piece of paper, Love is what it is, love not a signature on paper.

[@davidjames-cameron617]

David Rock dude in what states can people marry animals????

[@wolfpecker5710]

David Rock - Why the fuck do you care if gay people get married??

[@icrawdad572]

Monocle

[@verticalhorizon4633]

What if you love your woman, but can't stand her family?

[@lac2500]

Unfortunately that's gonna be a problem... Sooner or later

[@JesusG0193]

It's gonna become a problem, yeah.

[@leajiaure]

You're marrying her family too

[@s.g2634]

Oof. Move far, far away from them?

[@michaelsieger9133]

Depends how she feels about her family. If you really love her you can’t just toss that aside, but if you don’t address the issue openly before marriage it could cause serious problems.

[@traceydeanrainey]

Monical

[@shoutlevelbeats1796]

people smh

[@billypeppers8299]

the only question you need is "can you live without her.."

[@jolie08]

you can live without anyone.

[@billypeppers8299]

sure...

[@imaginationastronaut6568]

It should be yes for your entire life span, otherwise your happiness is in other hands other than your own. Great recipe for disaster, to depression, to death.