+JavnaGolina I actually just flossed and you made me realize why...
@BasilHagens3 жыл бұрын
Facts bro I always skip that shit
@777jimothy3 жыл бұрын
I feel so motivated to brush my teeth now
@jargonstarcraft915710 жыл бұрын
"Nobody likes an angry troll" LOL
@jaycopwilson95624 жыл бұрын
Jargon StarCraft idk why i just remembered 9/11 for some reason
@audiovideotweaker3 жыл бұрын
@@jaycopwilson9562 because you did it?
@synthguy77748 жыл бұрын
"Listen Dude, you're your own worst enemy, life is a horse race and you're shooting yours in the back of the head before the fucking gate even opens, and you've walked the track with mud on your shoes." wow.... that gave me chills. Beautifully said!
@gmann368 жыл бұрын
brb brushing my teeth.
@martinoskarsson54369 жыл бұрын
I brushed my teeth like never before after hearing this shit
@NotSoTraumAtiq8 жыл бұрын
I didn't know who Clint Howard was so I googled him and was Laughing my ass off.
@MrAfriKa8 жыл бұрын
+NotSoTraumAtiq Haha I did too, Jesus Christ. It hit the description to a tee.
@funkadelicrailroad17148 жыл бұрын
I saw a promo peice probably 15 years ago where they did a whole joke segment about how Clint Howard was the uglier brother between him and his all star movie making brother Ron howard and Clint was apart of it, it was hilarious
@aliciam67257 жыл бұрын
You made me look him up and I'm typing this with the keyboard on the floor, I'm laughing so much.
@TheAvenger627 жыл бұрын
Clint howard is the brother of Ron howard, the director and dude that was in happy days. Even though they look nothing alike. Clint must have got the shit genes 😂
@audiovideotweaker3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Clint was an ugly fucking baby
@metallicrazy88919 жыл бұрын
Bill's genuine reaction after reads, "...doesn't brush his teeth." EEWUUGH! hahahahahahahaha
@pwrinklejohnson97829 жыл бұрын
Any friend who wants to truly help him needs to see his life for exactly what it is. We'd all be lying if we said everyone on this Earth is viewed and adored equally. We all know there is a certain % of people that receive little to no attention because of the way they look or act. Human shallowness like that won't be fixed so his friends need to realize what he's up against. The reasons aside why he's not taking care of himself and just looking at how the world treats him will give them a better starting point to help him.
@maniac50ae142 жыл бұрын
Its hard for most people to accept how much of life is out of our control... especially if they've been dealt a decent hand. They want to believe it was all personal choice and will power when most of us are really riding a wave
@Eric-jb1ym8 жыл бұрын
You have to pay the troll toll
@cultofgaurav6 жыл бұрын
Eric to get into the boysoul?
@rmoim995 жыл бұрын
To get into this boys hole*
@williamneuzil74032 жыл бұрын
SOUL
@sarahlauren56432 жыл бұрын
I thought the exact same thing when I heard him say that 🤣
@CrownPrince200810 жыл бұрын
"I got 2nd and 3rd degree burn every time I went out in the sun!" Lolololol
@BountyFlamor6 жыл бұрын
"I was born with orange hair! Did I quit?"
@litstorm8 жыл бұрын
It sounded like the ugly guy was going through depression
@deutzfahrmadman6 жыл бұрын
Litstorm someone who understands
@BuBbLeBaThJaKe4 жыл бұрын
Isai Omar you’re dumb af dude
@bigdicknigga37464 жыл бұрын
@putsome basilonit man what happened to when mentally ill actually wasn't something you'd like to diagnose yourself with
@justmyopinion10983 жыл бұрын
But a lot of times the depression comes from not taking care of yourself
@chaseHoldren3 жыл бұрын
@@justmyopinion1098 you have it backwards my dude
@813lynch45 жыл бұрын
This has me cracking the fuck up,smoking a number at the park. People think that I'm crazy hahaha.love this shit.
@hmackprotection18 жыл бұрын
Man, how I wish Patrice was still here
@connorjackson29733 жыл бұрын
"Where you deacribed a troll" IM CRYING 😂
@fatdog37699 жыл бұрын
That troll part had me crying
@prison_wallet_thief3 жыл бұрын
Clint howard😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I know him so when bill says his name I pictured him and almost died laughing
@jamesperrine19844 жыл бұрын
Bill you actually give great advice. If people can see past the sarcasm and hear the big picture that you put across, it's some solid advice.
@joenichols39012 жыл бұрын
A followup on these would be amazing
@JesseMoe995 жыл бұрын
6:30 This is what living next to Bill is like if you had an apartment.
@jimwerther2 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@TheGatesOfFire9 жыл бұрын
6:00 - 7:00 is fucking brilliant
@rodbelding95234 жыл бұрын
“Stop running yourself like the Pirates“ As someone from Pittsburgh, that is cold. Cold, but true.
@martinchmielewski60694 жыл бұрын
i love how he moves away from the microphone and starts bitching hahaahah
@maximillianosaben7 жыл бұрын
He had me at Clint Howard. Oh holy hell too funny!
@thomasminot97997 жыл бұрын
Right? Ahahaha
@pawelpiotrox56823 жыл бұрын
Man, Bill "Kicking off" Burr
@alemayehusolomon9417 жыл бұрын
Love this guy! "You have to channel Patrice O'Neal, God bless his soul. He would have sat down this guy and said, N-word, what the fuck are you doing?" I'm dying haha!
@rikarderlesand10 жыл бұрын
6:00 and a minute forward..that´s just pure gold hahaha!
@jaydavids64857 жыл бұрын
this dude has me peeing my fuckin pants again at 6 minutes in this video
@Mikehowarth19888 жыл бұрын
That Clint Howard reference killed me. " I'm getting fucking disgusted with this guy" lmao fucknhell I'm crying with laughter.
@javirios31072 жыл бұрын
5:20 keeping that in the gool ol' gold vault
@michaelsieger91336 жыл бұрын
Can't just be brushing. Ya gotta FLOSS
@jakd29625 жыл бұрын
Laverne Blaszczyk get a water pik, lasted me 6 and half years
@scottsnbatalk34476 жыл бұрын
I take a break from things but I never ever quit. I'm going to go and brush my teeth right now
@azzurriblue656 жыл бұрын
"All I thought of there was Clint Howard" LMFAO
@ahmedeltaib65592 жыл бұрын
Boston head saying ''toddler''.🤣
@ramone218511 жыл бұрын
I completely agree. I absolutely hate people who just give up on themselves. You try to help them, give them advice on how to get their shit together, and they don't do anything. They should just play in traffic at this point.
@L47M3 жыл бұрын
"no 1 likes an angry troll"😅😂
@Anderson-ly9no5 жыл бұрын
I also have dirty looking teeth but that's because I took too much antibiotic medicines when I was a child suffering from pneumonia and those meds dyed my teeth permanently.I am REALLY sick of people telling me I need to brush my teeth,I don't even smile to people anymore.
@TheSatiyeh200510 жыл бұрын
I agree with some of Bill's points but it is harder as an ugly guy or girl in society that is just a fact and I dont think calling someone a pussy cuz they are insecure is the best way to help them
@DonkeyDong15610 жыл бұрын
It is though they need a wake up call
@CommonCentsRob6 жыл бұрын
When they take offense to any advice you give them then F- them! You're trying to help them 'get over the hump'. lol He needs to stfu and just take the advice.
@michaelsieger91334 жыл бұрын
Everything in life is fucking hard.
@brandon177604 жыл бұрын
@@michaelsieger9133 what's that matter? Lol that's like yelling at a cripple he can't run up the stairs. "well life is always hard" Lol
@SergeantAnt2510 жыл бұрын
Great patrice o'neal reference
@jonmoore405311 жыл бұрын
Patrice was on point with any sort of life advice very blunt but righteous
@bobstar68375 жыл бұрын
Angry Troll, fucking quality 😂😂
@jimwerther2 жыл бұрын
If you don't like yourself, it's difficult for others to like you.
@kuda95m446 жыл бұрын
I googled Clint Howard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂can't stop laughing
@CokeVoAYCE9 жыл бұрын
NEVA STOP BRUSHIN' YOUR TEETH!!
@sparky771811 жыл бұрын
Clint Howard LOL ! perfect visual.... comedy gold.
@kuda95m446 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂Bill's rants are great
@sleeperawaken363 жыл бұрын
I had a friend... That when he was younger... Well... He was skinny, receding hair line, and just looked different. Not perfect teeth, but he brushed them. You known what else he did? He joined the f_cking wrestling team. He was the last person on earth I would have expected to join the wrestling team based on appearances.... He did not look athletic. He fought... Not just for wrestling, but just in general. Now he has a beautiful and family, and he is really smart, and now making considerably more money than I am. Was buying everything in cashs, and had to make a point to take a loan to get a car he could have bought with cash, so,he could get credit in order to buy a house... Because he didnt have bad credit history, he had no credit history... Lol. He didnt let any physical barriers get in his way. Women are not as stuck on looks as men are... But what is really unattractive regardless, is someone who isnt trying. Confidence, and putting in a effort is very attractive to women, and this friend has that in spades. This other guy could take some lessons.
@everquestfan11 жыл бұрын
Bill your an inspiration.
@julive5654 жыл бұрын
RIP patrice o'neal...
@vaxan51267 ай бұрын
Bill called him a troll 😭😭
@ZombryaTheDark8 жыл бұрын
if you're gonna go the troll route... hahahaha
@BlabsMcGillicutty7 жыл бұрын
N-Word, what the fuck are you doin?" HAHA
@jama333511 жыл бұрын
when you stop brushing your teeth you've thrown in the towel on humanity.
@sunairjet9 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Lord of the Rings character
@joseph62705 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked lmao
@albertcamus9910 жыл бұрын
I always listen from 6:07, it's so motivational
@zede4410 жыл бұрын
fucking love you mr burr
@joaopedrorocha885 жыл бұрын
"Did I ever stop brushing? No I didn't!! I got 2nd and 3rd degree burns when I went out in the sun!! You know?? Did I stop flossing? I didn't!! Quit fucking moping around you ugly motherfucker!!" Best Motivational Rant Ever! Can't stop laughing..
@zachostrander20373 жыл бұрын
stop treating yourself like the Pirates lmaoo
@GrayveRoseMusic7 жыл бұрын
Lol Clint Howard. Is basically exactly describing him
@skimaskradio11 жыл бұрын
Oh come on did you really have to bash my baseball team. LOL XD
@karlsylvain10 жыл бұрын
thanks for that quitting speech bill...thanks man...just , thanks i needed that
@alexlucas24206 жыл бұрын
4:00 am , I'm in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Leanderen5 жыл бұрын
Fucking awesome bill! Fucking awesome! Tell it like it is! Straight up! Everybody needs to hear the truth when you mix an action with an emotion it changes people. People only change when they want to but they can be guided by others.
@Account21295 жыл бұрын
Bill looks and sounds like Norby from Baby's Day Out
@snaker9er7 жыл бұрын
So after finishing listening to this and spontaneously brushing my teeth I looked at the comments to see that everyone did the same thing, shaming works
@BboyHypeOwnz5 жыл бұрын
6:13 on just killed me 🤣🤣
@Daniel_B795 жыл бұрын
There's nothing wrong with quiting on something if you don't care about it.
@spaniardvids10 жыл бұрын
6:21 - 6:50 ahahahahahahahaha
@vinterskog8 жыл бұрын
You have to "optimize" yourself. Be at your top, whatever what you start with.
@eddienash21523 жыл бұрын
See the first paragraph you basically described a troll
@grigoryzinoviev2446 жыл бұрын
Started brushing my teeth then started reading the comments. lol.
@joevelasquez44705 жыл бұрын
He went white P O'Neil at the end! Lol lol lol John Davidson! Lol
@nightloops069 жыл бұрын
receding hairline JESUS
@nightloops068 жыл бұрын
was quoting bill
@drfathertime8 жыл бұрын
+Vertical Horizon Receding hairline, JESUS!!!!!
@nunyabisnass11416 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know. At first you stress about it, then you realise everyone already knew long before you did and it wasn't a problem then.
@thetrimreaper10194 жыл бұрын
Its "Ooohhhh Jaaaysus"
@krazyeyedone4711 жыл бұрын
2nd and 3rd degree burns! epic!
@dannyvalvoda8213 Жыл бұрын
There's toddlers making the toothbrushes he isn't using 🤣🤣 I died laughing in the middle of my workout
@LS-hu1lm4 жыл бұрын
Bill again says one of the great truths that people will not admit in that special needs people are just like us, some of them are polite and some are assholes.
@05LMFAO3 жыл бұрын
RIP Patrice O'Neal
@j.rebekah86052 жыл бұрын
Bills right. Teeth are so important. I didn't take care of them for years. 11k and two painful surgeries later..... I don't know why I neglected myself so much but I've finally corrected it. Some people tried to fight through it as I'm pretty and likeable. It's just too much. Brush, floss, dentist at least twice a year. It's a big deal.
@terryyoung95685 жыл бұрын
What you can do without starting a confrontation at least verbally anyway is you give them on their birthday or for some reason you give him a gift and in that gift its mouthwash and the toothpaste and some whitening tooth care
@nirvanaisalive64808 жыл бұрын
That was fucking priceless..especially from 6:00 min in..you killed it billdoh!!!
@ellaisboring5 жыл бұрын
He literally just needs a chick to tell him the same things as his friend
@maniac50ae142 жыл бұрын
No, he needs women to treat him as they treat other people they deem are worthy of respect
@setinahugh91827 жыл бұрын
Right on let's go party. Thank you, I'm Hot. Literally this was a great laugh.
@trevorburton329011 жыл бұрын
haha guy should really play this clip for his friend. Burr will put some sense in him
@jorqlip5 жыл бұрын
What time is it , IT’S GAME TIME
@lotofhate11 жыл бұрын
@ 6:23 i lost it lolol
@psychvision10111 жыл бұрын
Just send him this clip lol
@jellyfishsii5 жыл бұрын
I don't let people complain to me if they aren't working to improve the thing they're complaining about. I'm more than happy to listen to my friends vent when they're busting ass to improve their situation, but if they aren't then I don't want to hear it.
@metalshorty010 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr. Is. Awesome. He tells it like it is and his advice hits people square in the gut and gets their attention
@marblesthecat38614 жыл бұрын
Clint Howard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@paulchakola73722 жыл бұрын
He needs to 'Looks Max'
@Urbanfour4 жыл бұрын
No girl is gonna want a nasty mouth kissing them, much less going down on them.
@kurzemietis44548 жыл бұрын
pirate troll with surfer shorts, close enough
@ramone218511 жыл бұрын
This guy sounds EXACTLY like my bro, minus the being ugly thing. He's SO bitter about everything, and depressed. I've been trying to convince him to get his life together. Exercise, eat better, etc. He never listened, so I give up. I can't help people like that.
@neptunefitness18665 жыл бұрын
Bro Bill you’re my favorite comedian man top you’re the number 1 I swear to the almighty Nia 😂😂😂