Bill Burr - Advice: Lady At The Office Wants It

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[@captaingenius-o1c]

Ah, the ole 'work romance'......If we all had a nickel for every time that worked out.........we wouldn't have too many nickels....

[@ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube]

+76reliant - So true. In my experience, it's always turned what began as a great, friendly co-worker relationship into an incredibly awkward one for months afterwards.

[@GOODNOIGHT]

Captain Genius Id be homeless lmao

[@jaycopwilson9562]

Captain Genius i mean ... jim and pam worked right ?? .... right ??

[@oatmealboy6]

Bill Burr is the champion when it comes to using NFL analogies for non-football topics.

[@ibuprofen303]

His boxing ones are the best.

[@BigggusDikkkus]

All sports not just NFL

[@bell191991]

I'm British, but I've learned so many American sports terms, just from listening to Bill's podcast 😂

[@akim2442]

His “dating in college is like drafting in the first round” is an all time analogy

[@justinatest9456]

Your dick is always in a two minute offense.

[@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164]

Never shit where you eat. Home or Office. Don't fuck around.

[@mr7wi]

+Old Man from Scene Twenty Four You got it in one: never dip the pen in the company ink.

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

+Old Man from Scene Twenty Four My Dad once made something using the tools at work, and the manager said in a somewhat jovial way "it's the works property, since you made it on works time" and my Dad's response "I take a shit here at work, is that yours as well?" That shut him up! xD

[@mr7wi]

Bungis Albondigas LOL!!! That is pure WIN!!! Kudos to your Dad!!

[@youssefrochdi1994]

+Bungis Albondigas Your dad is savage. Salute him and buy him a beer on my behalf.

[@Brrrrrt]

groomedtodie whats with the essay?

[@ianmccullough5910]

FUCK IT FUCK IT DO IT FUCK IT LOL

[@Valefolken]

EXIT STRATEGY? LATER! WE'LL BE FINE!

[@talalahmed608]

+ManCave Mayhem i thought it was good idea....

[@mr7wi]

+ManCave Mayhem Like the 3rd base coach who waves every one in...

[@LibertyFirst1789]

i she is this disloyal to her man she will be at least this disloyal to everyone else.

[@mikem1895]

+UncleMilton duh...AWALT

[@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069]

+UncleMilton Milton Friedman & Bill Burr rock dude!!

[@LibertyFirst1789]

Spencer Marlen-Starr I find you sensible and on point.

[@omogbaiatakpu1866]

"You're young and you're sloppy." - story of my life.

[@cody4335]

Don't get involved with someone at the workplace and especially if they are not single.

[@danielchase4937]

"Write your website on your back." Lost it...

[@aMANinaSUIT]

+Daniel Chase Right when he said this line I read your comment and laughed even harder.

[@markschillin]

where does the LAAAAYDEE come from? lmao i fucking love that

[@JustinSosa]

It's an impression of Jerry Lewis. Jerry was famous for screaming "Laaaaaydee." You can find clips on KZbin.

[@MisterHPlays]

Justin Sosa "NICE LAYDEE"

[@mr7wi]

+Justin Sosa Didn't the Beastie Boys use Jerry's "Laaaaaaaydee" in a song?

[@CaseyAbrahamson]

What happened to the age ol' rub one out?

[@mr7wi]

+Casey Abrahamsson "Champagne of Victory". Bill Burr

[@joe-un1ky]

Rub One Out™

[@scottsnbatalk3447]

Never dip your pen in company ink even if the ink makes you want to write lol . I agree with Bill on this one.

[@Blazerghost]

If it’s a shit job you plan on leaving I’d say it would be worth the fallout.

[@nanifa6082]

Come on, if she still wants to do "stuff" with you, yet she doesn't want to break up with her current... that's a poisonous fruit right there. You should only eat it when you're already dying. Or in this terms, when you're about to leave the company.

[@zeldagoblin]

I like this fruit metaphor :-D

[@TheBoxingCannabyte]

+Ivan Tan it is a good metaphor, one I followed through on when I had cancer and thought I was dying, lol....too bbad I didn't.....jk (?, dun dun dun....)

[@TheIronwil]

I agree with Bill Burr here. It's a douche move, and the payoff will not compensate for the runoff. Starting crap like this at work is an excellent way to lose your job. When it goes bad (and it surely will), you'll end up with an adversarial stance with this girl at work, and possible be ducking her irate boyfriend. And if you think this might actually go somewhere, a friend of mine had a very wise saying: You lose a girl the same way you get her. If she'll cheat when she's with someone else, she'll cheat when she's with you.

[@CAPNCUBA1972]

TheIronwil Freaking Amen to that lol

[@jej3451]

So hilarious, and so much wisdom. Just another day at the office of Bill motherfucking Burr.

[@IAMBENNYBLANCO.]

Bill Burr..... you are a LEGEND.

[@1991Nodoubt]

I love how bill always gets straight to the truth lol always calls out innocent bullshit acts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kaodusanya]

O please tell me what happens. Its been 4 years now WHAT HAPPENS.

[@SteelerNationTX]

WHATS IN THE BOX

[@Y2JLionHeart]

+bl00dyanu5 Lol

[@Zoologic21]

bl00dyanu5 Not this dude hopefully

[@moebetta08]

6 years later and I’m STILL wondering!!! We need follow ups!!!!

[@kayjunjayjun1485]

Yes! What happened????

[@Usernamenottaken2k]

Anybody else started saying LAY-DEES like Bill does? I can't stop lol

[@turbotravis2323]

This is almost the exact same story between Jim and Pam and Roy on The Office.

[@bigbromiki1]

yeah, Pam is/was a bad person. Cheater and a tease

[@jordancrace9899]

10:22 is the greatest turning point ever lmao. Good advice for 10 straight minutes then completely switch the game

[@CPAClass2010]

I love how these people know to come to bill for advice like this

[@slinkerdeer]

As someone who recently started working at a place with half a dozen attractive chicks, I can safely say the temptation is VERY REAL, but I fully maintain keeping work and pleasure separate and its made life a hell of a lot simpler

[@JeffersonDinedAlone]

If you're planning on marrying someone, anything with anyone else is a big deal.

[@flem202]

YES! Bill u were spot on, I went through the same thing, tried to break it off, she was running her mouth, gossip and lies were spread everywhere, the chick literally was a virus who's sole mission in life was to fuck mine up and make my job miserable for me. So basically I gave in and the situation blew up on me like Hiroshima.

[@vladimirtorres1553]

We need a Bill Burr talk show on TV please.

[@ttocsrezis9026]

Don't do it! This happened to me. I got married and divorced with in one year in this same scenario.

[@TheKopsfanclub]

Bill Burr is my relationship guru.

[@Smokie1960]

It also could be looked at it as a supervisor/subordinate issue and she could probably sue for sexual harassment. That would for sure cost him his job.

[@MarkFrankJPN]

"ah you're sloppy, you're young and you're sloppy" haaaaa, GOLD!

[@hippolimbicoVIII]

I know it's been 8 years... but WHAT HAPPENED??!!

[@JoseHernandez-nq3mw]

Was there a part 2

[@EvelynDayless]

Jesus fucking christ. How did this person make it to 23...

[@Outrjs]

In the last 5 minutes, Bill Burr made absolute perfect sense.

[@holdup5779]

This should've been a Hodgetwins ep.

[@juricakresonja4379]

That comment about banging her right on his desk in front of security camera made me laugh till I cried. Thanks, Bill!

[@redshark618]

Brett favre throwing back over the middle... fuckin apex line

[@colinglen4505]

this is a very interesting one and bill burr is absolutely spot on with every aspect of it.if the guy breaks with this girl then hopefully she wont feel too humiliated, because if she does then she will make things very uncomfortable for him... I too would like to hear a follow up to this story. :)

[@RockPhonic]

Write your website on your back 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mysterygoose7332]

anybody have a link to the follow up to this?

[@theMondayMorningPodcastClips]

There never was a follow up.

[@whoatemyhummus]

We all know they had sex in the end.

[@CALDAMN]

are you sure? are you subscribe to all bill burr's podcast?

[@MrFahad828]

+Mark tav i need to know! Let's make group and spilt all his podcasts to find out if not we'll email Bill may be he get a follow up. 😅

[@imaginationastronaut6568]

Like Bill said, RUN. And don't ever email a woman at the work place for anything not work related and keep it 100% professional always or you'll crush your own self

[@Superman5000The]

Don't shit where you eat. It's that simple. If you want your work life to be relatively normal and status quo, don't bang the hot chick that's been flirting with you because it never ends well for anyone involved: The office becomes toxic, she spills everything, you get angrier than normal and you both get fired.

[@ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube]

Has anyone ever had a coworker relationship that they tried to keep secret that DIDN'T end up going poorly in the end?

[@seanmatthewking]

I went out with a couple girls I worked with, and they both ended up quitting shortly after we started or shortly after we ended. It was a shit job so it wasn’t that hard for them to find another shit job. Nothing bad happened 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Danneleet]

keep her on your hook, thats what girls does all the time. so when you get the chanse, keep her hooked but dont collect until its really nessicary

[@Brrrrrt]

Daniel Kindh what the fuck are you talking about

[@MikeUlo777]

Same situation happened to me. Took Bill's advice. It saved me a lot of drama.

[@Chrisbare19]

shit.. can we get a follow up on some of these stories? lol.. cliff hangers

[@TV-Tony]

So what happened with this? Did the guy ever send Bill a follow up e-mail?

[@The_Wizard_1-r1t]

9:35

[@indigows2000]

That creepy laugh at 10:45 is hilarious!

[@Emeezyonthetrack]

Lmfao I love OOOOOOOH JEZISSSSSS

[@imaginationastronaut6568]

Like Bill said, RUN. And don't ever email a woman at the work place for anything not work related and keep it 100% professional always or you'll crush your own self

[@man61x]

Its 6 pm here... since 12 Ive been listening to Bill's advices.... funny and educational... Thanks Bill for throwing that pure truthness to the world!

[@fistoffries]

Hopefully he listened, but that's a 23 yo guy getting advice from a 40 yo guy, my bet is that he's going to rationalize it anyway.

[@010RTT]

"your young and your sloppy" hahaha

[@scotmccormack5064]

+Ryan Taylor *you're

[@mzc102908]

+Scot McCormack haha you beat me to it

[@kylecoucke943]

Ik this is old but I just love how bill goes off on EVERYBODY, lmao.

[@theMondayMorningPodcastClips]

@Yazoo2564 You're welcome. Keep laughing!

[@DEEPTHOUGHT340]

Freaking Awesome advice!

[@MrShysterme]

Wow, it's hard to believe they admitted to wanting each other and what they would do to each other and nothing happened almost immediately. It seems by the time it gets to that point neither person is thinking straight, and they end up at a Motel 6.

[@theMondayMorningPodcastClips]

@wonderlic You're welcome. Keep laughing!

[@steverogers2603]

Burr’s advice for this guy is better than what he would get from any shrink. Seriously.

[@mikhailhernandez1402]

Like Chris Rock said - "A girl with a guy friend, is like a dick in a glass case Break in Case of Emergency"

[@xennial80sxberner]

I wonder how this went? Unpopular opinion, work romances are the best. Sorry Bill lol

[@KomodoDojo]

Is there a link to the follow up for this one

[@mynameisreza1]

"Act like you're an honourable human being" is hilarious advice

[@farghom]

bill is wise!!

[@cornholer88]

I love how he uses sports for pretty much everything

[@CharlieScottHipHop]

bill burr for president.

[@theMondayMorningPodcastClips]

@jsross3 You're welcome

[@Keinlicht]

Just tell her you won't do anything with her while she's with her boyfriend. Put it all up on the table, leave her to sort it out.

[@Brian_tim]

Yeah but more specifically that "someone" that loses their job is usually the guy.

[@Emeezyonthetrack]

lmfao when i listen to these podcasts. I laugh at the exact same times as Bill

[@jhughes19851]

Bill's reactions to the obviousness of it all are killing me. Too funny...

[@peacemakerao]

It might sound a little bit harsh in his classic 'Bill Burr' way, but he's actually right; this is some really, really solid advice

[@38calibercoffee]

(2:34) Yep. She will be a great wife to some lucky man.

[@Ahmetfusta]

Did this guy ever write back what happened?

[@coolasice3531]

Don't shit where you eat. Trust me, it'll save you from the worlds headache.

[@rondonthepeopleschamp5183]

Sensible, helpful and great advice! U DA MAN, MAN!

[@jayobryan4516]

lol that guy fucked up

[@wuflys]

This guy is fucking hilarious! Thank you for uploading this and all the others!

[@UserName-cq3ot]

Whatever he chose, his life in the company is fucked as long as she works there.

[@thecompton01]

This might be the most spot on advice I've ever heard Bill give.

[@PeterTauekiPR]

This. is. awesome. He's like my bible in modern society :)

[@vaxan5126]

This dude is out here risking his whole life over a kiss 😂😂

[@silviofta]

lol literally my ex

[@Almighty_Henny]

Do it, do it. lmaooo

[@Zackbrah]

Burr has the right idea here... that shit can & will happen @ work especially if you go to work with your swagger turned all the way up to 11 - Just have to know how to handle that shit... Make her quit & work somewhere else! Or fuck it find yourself a better job (win/win) By the way, Does anybody know if there was any follow-up to this potential mayhem??

[@Howskii]

Do it do it, fuck it, do it.

[@truthmouthpiece2]

10'40 Hilarious evil laugh.. I love it!!

[@tpstrat14]

"You're young and you're sloppy"

[@tpstrat14]

I run a bowling alley and I forgot to lock the doors after my morning league. I was playing this over the alley's speaker system when a woman who is having a birthday party here on Saturday came down with the birthday boy to check out the place. I was on a FULL sprint to the DJ booth to turn it down. LMAO shit..... I don't know what they heard

[@sonofage]

Bill is right. Had this somewhat happened to me but I refrain from it too and I didn't know her bf. I realized that I had self value and that girl didn't know what she wants .

[@lac2500]

2:39 hahaha

[@NitishChauhan1]

10:20 for epic bill bur laugh

[@Brian_tim]

Yes your wisdom indeed shines through in your comments. I fully agree, many times guys are only looking for validation rather than truly seeking advice by trying to show that they are "in demand", having multiple chicks interested at the same time.

[@kiragumanyara]

DUDE THIS IS A LAYUP!

[@mbgaju]

it's young guy ego-trip, basically young guys will ask thing like 'i like 2 girls, and they both dig me, what should i do?'.... he's not seeking your help, as much as he is showing you he got 2 girls simulatneously. on all accounts the guy has already decided he gon' smash the girl, he just show-boating his 'prize'... i know this coz i'm in my 20's, but with Patrice O'neal-bill burr wisdom.

[@xdir]

Do it, but get all guilty and tell her its a mistake afterwards. Make sure its you who says its a mistake first and not her, that way she thinks you feel guilty and blames herself. It could turn out to be a nice fuckbuddy situation - but remember the 4th rule of Fight club, WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM!!!

[@zamil1996]

HAHAHAHAAH BILL U FUCKING LEGEND

[@Zar4thustr4]

Bad advice ... If you tell them, that you would love to hook up with them but this or that ... than suddenly they stand at your doormat "Hey I have broken up with that guy for you" .... or some crazy BS like that ...

[@rcald-gz5jd]

Bill "And she's using you". Please explain how the coworker was using the guy who wrote the letter.

[@TherealDevonte]

What if he tells her that he doesn't want to be a home-wrecker, & she breaks up with 'ol boy.& tries to start a relationship with dude? -___-