Bill Burr & Nia - Overrated: Relationships

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[@_Caine_]

I think Billy married her to keep himself sharp... and to come up with new material

[@verticalhorizon4633]

+MegaMoralmajority You don't think.

[@larrysunshine]

+Vertical Horizon another offended Sex and the City fan

[@issacstalclose9988]

+Larry Sunshine and willy b I'm a fool on yo beats I bleed on the speaker that speak and spoke when they had speak

[@jpalpharo4304]

Caine keeper

[@thecool24681]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yoooooo you fucking killed me with that joke man

[@ballervisions]

ooooaaaahhHHHH JEESUS!! Lol always has me dying

[@xThe_Wendigo]

"MARRIED AND BORED... SINGLE AND LONELY!" - Chris Rock

[@jaydeepbose4501]

I agree it's about having a continuous stream of girlfriends one after other...

[@UkraineStar77]

"Listen, we're all rapeable..." Completely lost it at that one

[@Tyler_W]

Bogdan Misko sau whatever else you want but she has a wicked sense of humor haha.

[@LeoSkyro]

"My girl knows my big thing is... my big fear in life is to be that dude that grows old, has that basement apartment [...] so I noticed that every time she was losing an fight, out of nowhere, she would just be like "well that's why you're gonna grow old and be alone..." Bill Burr - "You people are all the same" "Enjoy dying alone, asshole" the lovely Nia Holy fuck, ol' Billy Boozehead wasn't just doing a bit, he was telling the truth!!

[@Agiyi]

+leo sky I watched all his stand up specials before starting listening to his podcast, and after 2 months listening to his podcast i realised that at least 70% of what he's saying in his stand ups is fucking true, either shit that has happened to him, or stuff he actually thinks about... The respect I have for this man went through the roof

[@fila3000]

Agiyi Knowing that and what just happened recently, listen to Louis CK;))

[@itisWhatitis12345]

BIll Burr does most of his bits based in his personal reality. That's why Dave Chappele once told him that the way you're going it's gonna take a long time but you'll get there. I actually watched the specials first already and then when I heard him on Opie & Anthony and Joe Rogan's podcast and then his own from early 2000s to today. And what I realised every single of his bits actually happened in some form or other. Even the dog one going to therapy that's what made Bill Burr the most unique comedian he actually did bits on what happened. I mean others are and were funny but they made up shit. even Dave. But bill has that genuine thing giong for him

[@youssefrochdi1994]

She bullied him into marrying her. I truly believe Bill could've married a better woman than Nia.

[@albums8825]

I think Nia said that to the writer, not Bill

[@CLSGL]

"ooooooooooOOOOOOOHHHH JEEEEESHUSH!" - I lost it.

[@elijahgreen2799]

Brad Doan Funny as hell haha I love it

[@dustydinger5762]

What people fail to understand is that you should take what Bill says with a grain of salt. Of course there's some truth to what he's saying, but he's exaggerating most of this to be funny, and that's the type of stuff people need to stop taking to heart.

[@Cesar-dj3pv]

Yes thank you, he says that himself , not to say that everything he says is just to be funny there is some truth to it.

[@Ffwsbn]

@mhm izme sounds like someone who has taken advice about marriage from married men and have seen many women that are only after him for materials that he posseses rather than love

[@therealdonaldtrump4528]

@@Ffwsbn Sounds cynical, I'll take my shot, irrational hope is one of the key traits of humanity

[@samueldawkins]

@@therealdonaldtrump4528 sounds realistic

[@antonydrossos5719]

Being married and being with someone that 'has your back" aren't necessarily the same thing

[@redacted9990]

Yet they can be and they often are.

[@erikforsgren2285]

In my (limited) experience, they're more often an antithesis of each other. I like Nia's fire, but she is SO freaking defined by 1000% emotion.

[@ianmccullough5910]

Nia and Bill go together so perfectly. I always listen to his podcast, but the funniest ones are him and Nia together!

[@shizu-chan3942]

No dude. She's a goddamn ambulance siren.

[@markwashington5128]

She balances him out as he does with her.

[@emanuelmota7217]

Nia makes Bill BETTER!!

[@timwatley9241]

"enjoy dying alone asshol? fuck you", "short sighted moron?" umm nia is literally making the guy's point. Why would anyone want to spend time with someone like that? The writer made more points than jabs. Nia just has very little control, like most women in the modern world, I dont care what someone says to me... I would never say die alone like that. That's what 12 yr old boys who are new to conversation would say. "someone whos got your back when you come home?" Does Nia's uncontrolled reaction sound like someone who has the control to have your back when you make big mistakes? hell no So whats the solution. I would say just casually bang some chicks give them a little love if theyre not complete meanies. Life is short

[@cleorajensyn3451]

"Ohhhh fucking jesus!" xD!!! He screamed that while Nia was on that rant and I swear I almost cried lol

[@sunnycheba]

"There is a sadness to this life, I can't begin to describe." So true. When women are only with you for money it is just as bad as being alone. probably worse.

[@snicker12]

Yeah, there is a worse thing: Trying to find a new woman while owing your ex the alimony and child support. Talk about brutal.

[@GundamShinobi00]

@Tobias Belz (Possibly) repeating the cycle of hurt is worse and it’s what you described.

[@sporepwner]

"Owner of a lonely heart. Much better than Owner of a broken heart."-Yes

[@therealdonaldtrump4528]

Disagree

[@ethanh5217]

"better to have love and lose it than never love at all"

[@GundamShinobi00]

@@ethanh5217 Debatable.

[@ethanh5217]

@@GundamShinobi00 yeah

[@aloxa9136]

"OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS!" 4:59

[@andreleverettejr7773]

"you got black feet In ya" lmao that's funny

[@UltimateZephead]

The single best "oh Jesus" in podcast history

[@uberandy666]

I love the irony of Nia talking about the greatness of being in a relationship while arguing with Bill.

[@TheBoxingCannabyte]

Hey, a wife like Nia can keep you on your toes, and it's hillarious to listen to.

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Met*

[@beezytea4250]

+Smokey McJoint oooh jeezus...

[@feonor26]

+Smokey McJoint What?! She sounds cool as fuck! I'd love having an argument with her...haha

[@Azlorn]

I'll pass, lol..

[@ergaberga8356]

Where tf are u gonna find a nia tho rare shit

[@pocketbomb8081]

Exotic as a grilled cheese sandwich.

[@snicker12]

sounds like the best kind of sandwich if you ask me.

[@kiragumanyara]

OHHHHHHH JESSSUUSSSSSS!

[@lkjs-si2sr]

She got mad at the dude's words of truth

[@SiLoMixMaster]

​@mhm izme ^^Simp

[@pwrinklejohnson9782]

Relationships and marriage are awesome concepts. They just tend to fall apart once the human component is added. People need to unlearn that changing another person is an option.

[@stevenL4U]

I love how Nia is the one person who can take Bill to task. I love these segments.

[@MastaSmack]

Um, single doesn't mean lonely...maybe to people who are co-dependent...

[@uwotmatte7577]

MastaSmack and single doesn't mean not being in a relationship. If you wanna play with semantics think twice

[@destroyermaker]

It does if you're single long enough.

[@nomadman5288]

@@uwotmatte7577 Single compared to lonley isn't semantics. single means it's just you. lonley means you feel a certain kind of way and you can feel lonley even when in a relationship because it has nothing to do with being single or being in a relationship. It has to do with yourself.

[@nomadman5288]

@@destroyermaker The two don't necessarily intersect. One can be lonely in group of people and feel completely at peace by themselves. Just because someone can't fathom how someone that's sinlgle can't be lonely doesn't mean it's not an experience that people have.

[@maitlando1645]

4:57 - Gold from mr.freckleballs

[@hipnhappenin]

I needed to hear this podcast. I wish it were just Bill responding. Like most women, Nia is reacting emotionally, not logically.

[@CrazyDiamondAJ]

yeah but hearing him tear her up was enjoyable. "delusional jackass"

[@tbg7053]

Makes me a little bit sad to see all the negative comments about Nia and the number of likes those comments are getting. I like her and I think it's funny when she's on the podcast :)

[@lmWeird]

BETA

[@copyRtest1]

With the exception of her overly euphemistic view on the value of relationships, I think Nia pretty much nailed it here. The guy's just looking for sex, and as long as his ego can be satiated by horny and superficial young women in that way, he sees no reason to give up his self interest. Hopefully he'll grow up, along with most of the commenters here, but probably not.

[@trevscribbles]

"Nah, he's looking for your approval" Nia was fucking spot-on in this one! Absolutely massacred his entire manly spiel with that ender 😂

[@Ultimaodin]

These two arguing is effing hilarious!

[@dzh730]

Holy fuck I don't think I've ever seen a more misogynistic comment section in my life

[@taden8544]

I enjoy both Bill and Nia, sarcastic sharp and reasonable.

[@chriscampbell4344]

Going through a divorce right now after 8 years. During the courting process, I was hammering beers in an attempt to tell myself and override my conscious that I was doing the right thing. I quit drinking and then reality set it in. Don't do it, guys. Don't do it.

[@1ColdFuture]

We all die alone. You don't take anyone with you.

[@1ColdFuture]

amanda miller who cares? buy a puppy and get a hobby. Being alone isn't that bad.

[@0412lennon]

Plane crash

[@TheFurryInShambles]

Puppies don't really treat you out to eat or to take you out or help with the bills like my girl does. Though if it's Sex in the city type of women. Fuck em.

[@jordanwhite8718]

TheCraziestGamer They might if they have a successful Instagram page.

[@johndoherty4940]

She comes on the podcast to prove all points men have ever brought up about women.

[@UserName-cq3ot]

Hehe.

[@coolworx]

Ya got a lil' blackfeet in ya... LOL! Damn, that Nia actually married you, proves she's a saint.

[@BlkKidWithTheGlasses]

the argument on this podcast is why relationships are overratted

[@enddafed]

might be one of the best cuts I have ever heard. thank you Bill!

[@alchemist889]

I never understood why people are afraid of dying alone. By the time you're dying, both you and your partner are gonna be old and repulsive... probably for decades. Do you really want to put up with someone - anyone - that long?

[@underdone82]

Exactly! Lol

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Yeah because at least you have someone to love despite your flaws.

[@uwotmatte7577]

alchemist89 you dont know how love works do you?

[@malcolmnicoll1165]

VIVA BILL BURR!!! His advice is always right on the mark!!! Why is Nia being so snippy? Why is she being mean to Bill? He's absolutely right.

[@jezzupwuzzup]

Hear some of the shit Bill has said to Nia on the podcast. That's just how they communicate. I do not find it fair to judge their entire lives and marriage on the small basis of the podcast.

[@malcolmnicoll1165]

I know what you mean. Not sure how long they can keep it together. Bill's such a free thinker/spirit.

[@malcolmnicoll1165]

Probably. But also speaking to YOU!

[@miniruck]

What an awesome relationship he has with Nia.

[@curtishammer748]

When both sides use fire, all that's left of the argument is ash. The guy writing in has no clue how the world works, but Nia misses the mark equally as widely, just in the opposite direction.

[@GBSLiveMusic]

I am as exotic as a grilled cheese sandwich! hahahaha

[@mattmonk5862]

Jesus what a perfect couple

[@saxenas]

women find out ur vulnerabilities and then use them against u during an argument when they know they are losing the argument- and that is the truth.

[@Bradley_Stern]

Nia is only pissed about this because women get all their power from trapping men in relationships. Why do women react so harshly to truthful statements? It seems that the more truthful the statement the more they disagree with it.

[@Stephie_L]

The reason she loses credibility is if the writer was a woman complaining about men she would be fine with it. The thing that frustrates me about women is that they never like to admit they are wrong. I'm guilty of that too. It doesn't mean men are never wrong but I've seen strong men who have. However, the problem is I've never seen a women in my whole life admit they were wrong...they always blame the guy or someone else....

[@booshank2327]

@@Stephie_L Absolutely. I wonder why that is?

[@mickmcgoldrick5453]

"SOME ISSUES WITH WOMAN?"- THE LOVELY NIA 😂

[@autobot69000]

i love the way nia and bill play off each other.

[@gabrielleknowles1273]

I love this

[@shinobiBUNK]

Bill is so awesome

[@biggjohnson7794]

Got a lil blackfeet in ya? Hahahahaha

[@TitaT]

I love how Bill stands his ground 😂

[@vonversace]

i love it.

[@DpathosJ]

Your arguments are funnier the the topic man, good luck to you both!

[@YcnZgh]

"Black Feet" LMFAOOOO

[@TheAcad3mic]

This episode is a great example of why women shouldn't have a solid place on podcasts like Bills and Joe Rogans. Not that they have a problem with women, but because it just makes the show worse. Rather then read out the guys letter and responding to it straight up and being funny Bill spent a bunch of effort calming down Nia who felt the need to get pissed for the sisterhood like the guy was talking about her...

[@GingerCaddy]

They both made good points. It's great that they can argue like this and still be together. She's a keeper!

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

Bill and Nia, this is so great.

[@tommygalante3087]

we all die alone

[@mattball7074]

Nia confirmed the email

[@NukaColaCaps]

Just like every single woman, Nia is no different. She is getting offended because the guy says that men do not need women. It's a true statement and it bothers her because she is not put on the pedestal and is not praised like usual. Mgtow, gentleman.

[@SiLoMixMaster]

@mhm izme ^^Simp

[@MISSYGful]

Gotta admit, I got a lot of time for Bill. But when he also has Nia on, it raises the podcast to a whole new level. Funny as f, still laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TehPsychoToast]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Lmao

[@elijahgreen2799]

I love when Bill gets fed up at Nia and screams haha

[@MeguruMegu]

Be lonely or be in misery seems to be the leading dilemma for men nowadays.

[@zarreff]

She blamed the guy wrtiting in for not being able to find a quality girl. Nia exemplifies how women always defend eachother. If it was a girl writing in, angry about men, Nia would NOT blame the girl for not being able to find a quality guy. That's for sure!

[@SiLoMixMaster]

@Jeff Baker Try sounding less simp

[@lex_rodriguez]

To quote Mr. Burr, "this podcast keeps me sane."

[@mvision7mhifi]

You two are hilarious together. Funny shit.

[@richardmcslick7770]

hahahaha the 'oooooooooooooooh JEYZUS'

[@fredfred7361]

Grab one and take her down with you. With Nia present, and she scoffs. Damn Bill, I'm impressed. Even I thought that was cold.😳 Patrice's character rubbed off on you😂😂

[@JeffLabbe]

He's said a million times that's his weak spot too. She's vicious

[@cameronwood8169]

love this one. Nia and Bill are like that couple i wish i looked at when i was three, downloading all i see to affect me as i grow older.

[@peteranon8455]

Niyoko Ono.

[@taffwob]

Twice married, twice divorced (their adultery) and now single. All the relationship horseshit that Nia spouts out here is laughable. I'd happily die alone if I haven't had to compromise my entire life to someone elses will.

[@Marcelo-ol7lf]

my guy stop marrying women that aren't loyal lmao

[@rubbersole79]

"But why am I dumb?" Your honor, I rest my case.

[@aPUNCH2theCACK]

no bullshit, these 2 are exactly whats great about a good relationship: fun arguing

[@tobymcgroby8967]

4:59 Favorite sound ever

[@CasualB7]

both made very good points

[@stephensmithtits]

Alot of people who are married, have friends for life, and are hardly ever alone still die alone. Whether it be on your way home driving off a cliff or having a heart attack on the shitter like Elvis. He was the most famous rocker EVER and he died by himself taking a dump.

[@whispersignal1]

"...that's what you're missing, ya short-sighted MORON." #killinit 🤣🤣🤣

[@lrighttobewhite]

Bill+ Nia.........making brownies, literally!

[@reestabor3657]

OOOOOOHHH JEESUSSSSS!!!!

[@MsGavbo]

Nia's saving grace is that although she does exhibit some of that female bias, she is willing to laugh enough at herself and also she admits when she's wrong more than most.

[@justinmory3432]

BEST EPISODE! 😂😱🤷🏼‍♂️

[@RealMikeGibbs]

“Do you’ve black feet in ya?!” Haha!

[@SonoTom]

Never Marry. Capiche?

[@phillytheflyerable]

whats capiche?

[@nikko.lottsahcocc6917]

Understand? in Italian.

[@0412lennon]

Lilla Sked hahaha

[@InitialDIYmods]

UN-DUH-WHERESSSS HAHAHAHA gotta love Bill

[@joshuataylor3523]

OHHHHHH JEEZUS!!!

[@Vic2point0]

I've heard married guys "warn" single guys to never get in a relationship, but they were always kidding around. I've been married for four years and am still very happy! The key is to not be a spoiled little piece of shit who expects perfection out of everyone and everything- Umm, sorry, don't know where that came from.

[@jaydeepbose4501]

Nope I agree

[@Vic2point0]

@@PeterMalkovich552 Very much so. We've had our challenges (from the external world, from life in general), but we took them on together.

[@Vic2point0]

@@PeterMalkovich552 Lol, and what reason do you have to assume I'm not happy?

[@Vic2point0]

@@PeterMalkovich552 Well I'll give you this: I think *life* is miserable in certain ways. But certain parts of it, whether it be your marriage, social life, your health, etc. can be good and enjoyable. I wouldn't say my life is perfect, or even that my marriage is perfect. But I'm happy enough with my life, and particularly happy with my marriage. Hope that makes sense.

[@Vic2point0]

@@PeterMalkovich552 I appreciate that. And I hope that your life is a fulfilling one whether it involves marriage or not. Cheers!

[@patrickoconnor9666]

“Blackfeet in ya??” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Cheeks730]

bill really got lucky with nia, she really really gets him. Damn i hope i find my nia

[@MMODoubter]

She doesn't HAVE your back, she is ON your back.

[@AMann9174]

Best "oh jeeeesus" at 5:00

[@xiXGreyXix]

Nia always says youre gonna die alone but if youre old one of the people in any relationship WILL DIE ALONE. Because their spouse idied before them.

[@tateseibel6014]

5:00 OHHHHHHHHH JEEEEEZUS

[@dallassylvestre7209]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh geeeeeeezus hahahahaha 😂😂😂 I love Bill

[@TheConnor8]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH JEEEEEEZUUSSSS!

[@CharlieSheensTigerBlood]

Lmao "this guys a fuckin idiot" "No he's not he's learnin." XD fucking bill

[@poopstain5216]

Pooped my pants hard in the paint

[@becarefulwhatyoufish4764]

And also even tho I'm by myself all the time, I haven't felt actual loneliness since I was in grade school. I still like talking to people but I don't have a general urge to have people around me as much as possible. I'm fine either way. And I think growing up with no siblings and a single mom who's at work all day helped with my independence. Cause your friends are gonna be in the house with you as much as your brothers and sisters are.

[@lars1296]

5:47 Yes, there it is.