Bill Burr & Nia - Advice: Remaining Positive

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@kennytee6882
@kennytee6882 8 жыл бұрын
"Most people die at 25, but we don't bury them until 75" - Ben Franklin
@kikoredog
@kikoredog 6 жыл бұрын
damn that just fucked my soul a year later
@falcosparverius6385
@falcosparverius6385 6 жыл бұрын
That’s wrong, we really die around 12ish, 13
@666Warg999
@666Warg999 5 жыл бұрын
Fantastic quote, thank you!
@nocturnalferalguitarist
@nocturnalferalguitarist 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, old Ben was a pistol and then some
@lowkeychris4798
@lowkeychris4798 5 жыл бұрын
Kenny Tee bruh when is his tape dropping????? Shit sounds dumb 🔥
@BJ52091
@BJ52091 8 жыл бұрын
"Go tell that negative thought you had to go fuck itself." ~Certified Therapist William Burr, 2014
@imaginationastronaut6568
@imaginationastronaut6568 8 жыл бұрын
Don't let a woman or having a woman in your life be your main goal or source of happiness as a man or you will end up depressed
@theMondayMorningPodcastClips
@theMondayMorningPodcastClips 8 жыл бұрын
This is true
@kennytee6882
@kennytee6882 8 жыл бұрын
So true dude. Focus on achieving your goals and self-development and you will attract the right people to you, as opposed to spending your whole life chasing after that girl.
@jasonhparker71
@jasonhparker71 7 жыл бұрын
imagination astronaut thanks for that man
@jonathanreyes2781
@jonathanreyes2781 6 жыл бұрын
it's like what they say, you need to love yourself to love someone else not the other way around or else your dependent on them
@vitocorleone1462
@vitocorleone1462 5 жыл бұрын
Amen to that. I see so many guys, and their biggest ambition is to have a hot girlfriend no matter what personality she has. Then she fucks them over and they get all depressed
@saintrush7399
@saintrush7399 8 жыл бұрын
I just turned 22 and in the same situation as this bloke. Thank god I clicked on this shit. Cheers Billy
@GBAPCLAN
@GBAPCLAN 8 жыл бұрын
Same here man. Happy belated birthday
@okgotcha1642
@okgotcha1642 6 жыл бұрын
Hope 23 has been treating you better
@jarrettshaw6989
@jarrettshaw6989 6 жыл бұрын
What up 23 is tough to
@ariellubonja7856
@ariellubonja7856 5 жыл бұрын
I’m curious to know how you’re doing now, 3 years down the line
@chriskirkendale7032
@chriskirkendale7032 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@danielsanbeg1707
@danielsanbeg1707 10 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr always has the best life advice
@cheothegeo2742
@cheothegeo2742 9 жыл бұрын
I don't get all the hate for nia. I really enjoyed what they had to say. It really helped me.
@zeldagoblin
@zeldagoblin 8 жыл бұрын
It's just sad celebrity worship, like One Direction fan girls who hate on band members' girlfriends.
@cheothegeo2742
@cheothegeo2742 7 жыл бұрын
S N it's not that black and white. bill is not racist. most people who really love bill are just normal people like me who need a laugh. yeah he's a little sexist but that's fine. we're human. we're not perfect.
@nuttnasty1627
@nuttnasty1627 7 жыл бұрын
it's Mia dumbass
@tylorroach1672
@tylorroach1672 7 жыл бұрын
Nutt Nasty it is Nia.
@abhishekkumar3679
@abhishekkumar3679 6 жыл бұрын
Kermicheo Kermit Hate is a feeling and feelings are mostly irrational. You can’t reason here. No point of doing so.
@cameronray4107
@cameronray4107 8 жыл бұрын
I am 23, going through the exact same problem. I can't believe I came across this video at the moment I did. I want a career in film and music, but being 23 I feel as if I'm too old and have run out of time to be great. Terrific advice.
@kurtistrego6093
@kurtistrego6093 8 жыл бұрын
+Cameron Ray have you started yet? its been ten hours.....
@sdry
@sdry 8 жыл бұрын
+Cameron Ray so does every other 23yo kid as well. Never happened to me no matter how I tried. You gonna fail.
@liesoul
@liesoul 8 жыл бұрын
+xevvy vidoes i heard conor mcgregor
@littlejimmyscumbag2551
@littlejimmyscumbag2551 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus you’ve already fucking lost man. “Too old” at 23? Dude your brain hasn’t even fully developed yet. How are you too old? You’re 26 now which means you’re in your second year of being “prime” which is 25-30. Maybe up to 33-35 if you keep yourself really healthy and motivated. Now would be the time to put your foot on the gas pedal not think the race is already over. Jesus, next I’m gonna read comments from 20 year olds talking about “Am I too old for film school?”
@freekaron
@freekaron 2 жыл бұрын
Facts 6 years later going on 7. Man. You’re almost 30, how’s life treating ya?
@caleb6595
@caleb6595 7 жыл бұрын
This clip is the definition of why I love Bill. Some of the best advice I've heard and in a funny easy to understand format. I've never gotten half the advice he gives from my shitty parents. Fuckin brilliant man, keep it up.
@tunsiCA94
@tunsiCA94 9 жыл бұрын
"When we come back I yell at more men!" HAHAHAHAHA
@HISHAM931
@HISHAM931 9 жыл бұрын
I think it's important to surround yourself with positive people who actually have life goals. I'm in the same boat as this guy, except I'm 21. Don't be so hard on yourself man, there's a lot of us like you out there. Just try to anticipate what life is going to throw at you.
@TheUnique69able
@TheUnique69able 9 жыл бұрын
+HISHAM931 tushay صدقت
@l-korrosiv-l6126
@l-korrosiv-l6126 7 жыл бұрын
HISHAM931 -Hell Yea
@MrCompassionate01
@MrCompassionate01 7 жыл бұрын
Professionals always give that advice but sometimes it's hard to know how to dump all your current friends, family and acquaintances and replace them with ambitious, active people. If I knew the exact person to call up who can hook me up with a better life I would but even then I'd suspect it's a scam.
@HISHAM931
@HISHAM931 7 жыл бұрын
MrCompassionate01 I don't think it literally means abandon your family and close friends. It has more to do with blocking out the negative energy and not letting it dictate your misery. The closest people are the most critical.
@internziko
@internziko 9 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna start punching some muffins..
@fumothfan9
@fumothfan9 3 жыл бұрын
Im 25 and on the same boat as the guy. Mid life crisis was around 40 but now the way shit is instead of mid life quarter life crisis. Can't even find a crappy min. wage job in my area nor get a girl. No friends and a dead social life. It sucks but i'll get there one day. We all will. Just gotta take things 1 day at a time.
@roteir
@roteir 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I'm 24 and have a dead end job. Lack of passion got me here.
@elenadawes2615
@elenadawes2615 8 жыл бұрын
roteir there's still time. It seems so impossible but you CAN change your life in one way or another. All the best
@ultranitro437
@ultranitro437 6 жыл бұрын
Nia always sounds like she just lost her voice from a bad cold or screaming at bill. 😁 seriously someone get this woman a glass of water!
@d.perera7875
@d.perera7875 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Bill
@osamaarshad2895
@osamaarshad2895 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know if this is gonna help anybody but i am 23 right now and i am in the same situation. No girlfriends, no interests, no hobbies nothing. And i get depressed sometimes from this and when that happens, this is what i do and i would advise others. If you've lost motivation to do anything that gives you a purpose in life, procrastinate HARD. Just lie down in bed and watch lots of bill burr or standup or anything that you like watching and keep watching it and procrastinating. With me, just 3 days of procrastination is enough to bring me back on my feet and get back the motivation to get things done.
@danielramirez9781
@danielramirez9781 5 жыл бұрын
TheGoodOl'Days I would tread lightly with that methodology
@Efemral
@Efemral 6 жыл бұрын
It’s so damn true that not being tied down is a massive blessing. I would totally change my career over if I had that freedom.
@farhanj123
@farhanj123 7 жыл бұрын
That Dr. Phil impression was hilarious!!
@skeeter2420
@skeeter2420 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting this. It really helped me out.
@ibuprofen303
@ibuprofen303 8 жыл бұрын
I did 106 press ups earlier in 106 sets of 1.
@drtyslzy
@drtyslzy 6 жыл бұрын
ibuprofen303 daaaaaamn
@clarkmannen8789
@clarkmannen8789 5 жыл бұрын
Better than 0 sets of 0
@bananian
@bananian 8 жыл бұрын
I find it weird that whenever you get depressed, people tell you to be more positive, but whenever you are positive, those same people will say some negative judgmental shit to bring you down. like wtf.
@zeldagoblin
@zeldagoblin 8 жыл бұрын
You're right. I recently had an upturn in my life and got with a great guy after years, well, decades of horrific shit. I tell my friend how great it is and all she can say is, "Be careful, don't get your hopes up, etc." Bollocks, people just can't let you be happy.
@SN-di9ix
@SN-di9ix 7 жыл бұрын
Bill talked about how a lot of his friends told him not to move to LA bc it's too hard there, but he decided not to listen to them, since he knew they were just jealous.
@zarreff
@zarreff 4 жыл бұрын
People should "do" instead of "be". Instead of telling people "just be positive and think this and that", I tell people to "go do positive things, something productive that you like to do". Most people who are feeling down and negative often engage in destructive things or they hangout with negative destructive people. You really should not spend time with people who are going nowhere or are constantly trying to bring you down".
@grundlewizard1775
@grundlewizard1775 10 жыл бұрын
I might've needed this :D
@zarreff
@zarreff 4 жыл бұрын
This was the best one for advice.
@ethan6277
@ethan6277 6 жыл бұрын
I'm in the same boat as this guy, but I'm 16. I think they gave some really good advice here.
@dallassylvestre7209
@dallassylvestre7209 4 жыл бұрын
The ending was great
@chriskirkendale7032
@chriskirkendale7032 2 жыл бұрын
One thing I love is when bill says that Dr. Phil thing pointing out how ridiculous that kind of (whatever it is I can’t articulate it but when he says it I kind of understand).
@ojm1943
@ojm1943 5 жыл бұрын
I wanna open a rock bar!
@ronaldclutter2741
@ronaldclutter2741 4 жыл бұрын
What did you major in
@thefacelessquestion3333
@thefacelessquestion3333 4 жыл бұрын
Jeez it's like I wrote that shiii, it's where I'm @ rn(without the gym and eating right)thanks y'all for d advice.
@clay7182
@clay7182 4 жыл бұрын
Just be happy you have arms and legs
@Icywar
@Icywar 10 жыл бұрын
Why put happiness on women? Have fun go travel save up and spoil the shit outta yourself. They are too much of a hassle than anything nowadays
@elenadawes2615
@elenadawes2615 8 жыл бұрын
Most people want a companion. That's a pretty natural instinct. But I agree, you can't invest your happiness in another person. It's the worst thing you can do to yourself
@psychobillynumbnuts1
@psychobillynumbnuts1 10 жыл бұрын
Jesus im the same way as he is expect for the relationship part
@NiZaRiOn
@NiZaRiOn 5 жыл бұрын
I'm 22 years old who just graduated as an accountant and let me tell you something. You're advice is good but. Unfortunately Bill. Where I live you can't just do what you love. The only reason I majored accountant is to make a living because I knew back in high school doing what I love is not an option to make a good living in my country. Which is art. I'm not saying I will suck. I know I will be a great artist but There will be no income out of my work and end up broke. What funny is I can't even find a job as an accountant and I ended up broke and jobless Anyway. I love you're podcast keep it up.
@michaelsieger9133
@michaelsieger9133 4 жыл бұрын
TS Eliot worked in a bank while he was writing The Wasteland. Having a boring 9-5 shouldn’t stop you from making art.
@tomcoop9750
@tomcoop9750 3 жыл бұрын
I love art and became a graphic designer. I still draw to this day. Find out how your interests can translate to a societal need, or find a job you can tolerate while you build a side gig.
@ronaldclutter2741
@ronaldclutter2741 4 жыл бұрын
You finished college
@BountyFlamor
@BountyFlamor 6 жыл бұрын
Wondering what Bill was studying in college
@Subject__
@Subject__ 5 жыл бұрын
RedHeadOlogy
@gburyhockey9
@gburyhockey9 4 жыл бұрын
he was doing radio
@ronaldclutter2741
@ronaldclutter2741 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@11cacoo
@11cacoo 5 жыл бұрын
this is exaclt me wtffff
@manishmishraji
@manishmishraji 8 жыл бұрын
The guy says only healthy habits, like thats the only positive things he's doing. Like Gawd Nia!!
@dechenmo8966
@dechenmo8966 4 жыл бұрын
I'm very much in the same dilemma as this guy.
@Icer1414
@Icer1414 8 жыл бұрын
6:40 makes me sad cuz im the person thats 23 n has pregnant gf. she's terrible n i guess i have to settle for doing something i don't like...but remain POSITIVE
@zeldagoblin
@zeldagoblin 8 жыл бұрын
If she's terrible, break up with her. You can still be a great parent and not be in a bad relationship. In fact, being in a shit relationship will make you a worse patent, guaranteed. Ok, you will always have a link with her via the child, but you don't need to get tied up to someone who is wrong for you at 23. I did it and I'm now 40 and only just starting to address it, what a waste.
@zeldagoblin
@zeldagoblin 8 жыл бұрын
+zeldagoblin worse parent...not patent. Fuck autocorrect.
@Icer1414
@Icer1414 8 жыл бұрын
+zeldagoblin thanks for the advice. what u said really made a lot of sense. its tough decision but i have to think of my own feelings n happiness n break up.
@zeldagoblin
@zeldagoblin 8 жыл бұрын
+Nic1515 Good for you, Nic, take control of your life.
@Starwheel6
@Starwheel6 10 жыл бұрын
Joe Buck is the friggin worst sportscaster I've ever listened to. How does he rate for the world series? I heard he's got lineage connections cuz he has zero talent as a sportscaster. There are so many better sportscasters who are not zombies who lack enthusiasm. I feel sorry for all these other sportscasters who slogged thru sh-tstorms only to end up having Joe Buck cut in line in front of them. Nowadays colleges cost 50K so some people can get a masters in Poetry -that's as useless as these idiots who spend 50k so they can climb Mt Everest. Better off doing something practical like welding, plumbing-gas or electrical or tree trimmer.. People always need those guys & eventually you get good enough then you're your own boss. People always need those guys -will still be true in 30 years. By then you can program solar powered droids to pick fruit and veggies and have aerial drones do your tree trimming for ya and pick the fruit from the upper reaches of trees. Think ahead.
@zeldagoblin
@zeldagoblin 8 жыл бұрын
I like your advice. I don't know how it is where you are, but in my area plumbers and electricians are earning a bloody mint! They can almost name their price because they're so needed. You get training for that, you're set for life.
@ronaldclutter2741
@ronaldclutter2741 4 жыл бұрын
23 do you have pubic hair
@muckey7800
@muckey7800 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone does at least one thing that's unhealthy, it's not exactly a radical situation🙄. Life is NOT that complicated, Jesus Christ
@JayB-ju9vc
@JayB-ju9vc 5 жыл бұрын
better hope it’s not black helicopters 😂 men in black style lol
@GearsDemon
@GearsDemon 10 жыл бұрын
This is so fucking me.. wow. This is speaking for me.
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