Bill Burr & Nia - Nia Hits Her Head

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[@NKM5896]

Big tears big tears

[@Smegma007]

I swear. That's gotta become a meme.

[@DeathShouldTakeMeNow]

Thats almost as bad as the time my ex gf ate shit on an ATV and was pretty banged up. All I did was pat her head and told her it was ok while she was sitting there crying and holding her leg in pain.

[@sus_tenants]

Neal Morgan easily his best clip

[@JoshMarshain]

this entire thing should be in F is for family season 3

[@mohammedshabeeb4046]

Billy boys version of 'there there'. 😂😂😂😂

[@getshwifty8226]

"was it you that fell out of the tree?" "No i got hit by a car" lmfao

[@aluisious]

Dildo Swaggins that is a legit trump card.

[@Knx3k]

9:55

[@jeffb6276]

I read this exactly as it came on the audio. I read the first line and was like 'wtf did that say?' so I went to start the line over and she stared saying it lol

[@nickcanon]

Ole Billy Big Tears

[@aluisious]

I gotta write him a letter just to remind him of this.

[@mystaminacantakethis]

😂😂😂

[@RyuBlack93]

I wish that would stick... 💯☠🤣😭😭

[@cleoz9274]

All of a sudden we got an insight into Bill's traumatized childhood.

[@akim2442]

He's talked about his tough love upbringing before. Off the top of my head: - Mother shattered a brush on his back when he kicked his brother (in the stomach, not the face like he was accused of). - Parents waved away an ambulance after he got hit by a car while bike riding - Father calmly threw a glass of milk in his brother's face when he complained about dinner - His brothers would say "Dad's home!" in an intimidated voice when the father came home

[@noogie003]

A Kim It was actually a friends father who threw the glass of milk at one of his friends after the kid told his mom he hated her, he said it was his dad for the sake of a bit he was doing on stage, but he confirmed on the podcast that it wasn’t his dad.

[@cisium1184]

This was every New England Irish-Catholic kid's childhood. Pretty much every Italian, French, French-Canadian, or Portuguese kid's childhood too - but they all had better food.

[@miekaash6831]

Idk. Sounds a lot like my parents. “Walk it off” was my dads go to lol.

[@cardinalwilson8034]

@@cisium1184 I am a filipino catholic and my parents treated me like that as a child, that and also while being an asian parents.

[@nickelcityrider5431]

Nia's explanation had me rolling! So funny... 'Big tears... Big tears...' Omg... 'Do you want some water?'

[@IjeomaThePlantMama]

That's how Bill's gonna try comforting the new baby. "Big tears! Big tears!"

[@wrxhex]

The 'big tears big tears' shit killed me lmao I can only hope to find someone with chemistry and realness as these two

[@DerekMoore82]

Nia always sounds charming, even when you're giving her a hard time. Ya did good finding that one Billy boy.

[@Smegma007]

What? Didn't you pick up on the part where she was being neurotic and needy?

[@teufeldritch]

To bad she falls for SJW/feminism bullshit.

[@pooya130]

Too much hate in the world

[@anthonymiller934]

Yeah Nia sounds like a sweetheart. Love them both together.

[@sus_tenants]

I'm not usually a sappy guy but they are cute together

[@Head_Turnah]

"Ric Flair wouldn't have done it that hard to sell a move." I'm dying over here. Haha

[@iamborat100]

Dude, I can imagine her getting up and then doing the classic Flair flop.

[@Bobman-ml5qf]

I love how Nia responded when Bill asked to be on the podcast. "Ok".

[@magicargo1232]

Am I the only one who thinks this story is adorable? Big tough guy Bill Burr panicking because Nia is crying lmao

[@HelgeStrichen]

Yes, you're the only one 🙄

[@eminenception]

@@HelgeStrichen i think its pretty adorable imho

[@jaffamaalin]

softies

[@wildforesthome6563]

The man loves his woman

[@wildforesthome6563]

Did you ever reply to a comment before looking at the date it was posted?🤦‍♂️

[@youtubasoarus]

You two are hilarious together. LOL!

[@dCa991]

Bill=Husband of the year

[@iconoclancy]

I don't really get why people hate Nia so much. She seems to have a great sense of humour and you can tell they're happy together. Besides, feminism isn't evil: it's just that feminazis make it look that way.

[@ljcomments886]

Ramone Cricket I'm with you.... She seems to me to be a legend....

[@matthewcartwright1990]

Who hates nia?

[@jaspaldeora8572]

Nobody hates lovely Nia

[@phoenixbarnes55]

Feminism is not evil...yeah bullcrap.

[@akim2442]

100% of videos with Nia (and about 80% of Bill's woman-videos) have a flood of MGTOW people who hate Nia

[@HamdiVid]

"Crying was a sign of weakness where I come from, you manned the fuck up" right there

[@cursivedubline5]

"Your fuckin' slippers are loud."

[@nikko.lottsahcocc6917]

That's a good woman... she apologized for her loud slippers after banging her head trying to plug in bills computer.... that's a grade A TROOPER lol

[@buddylove7983]

I think Bill is one of the few real dudes left still clinging on to old school thought and being a real dude. He says shit out of honesty all the time, offensive or not and she is a feminist and all that horse shit but he calls her out on it. I think that's why they get along so good.

[@jesslovesrammstein]

I am literally crying from laughter oh my god

[@ViBobby]

Big tears big tears

[@NuttyMongrel]

Me too. Nia's retelling of the story is hilarious

[@AnthB]

"Big tears, Big tears" "THEY WERE HUGE!"

[@ts0088]

"Crying was a sign of weakness were I came from." -Bills entire beeing in one sentence.🤣

[@ShamanSquirrel]

My grandma was an old Haitian nurse and she NEVER took us to the hospital. One time I was feeding the dogs and I had a bad habit of being barefoot outside, and I hit my foot on a garden hoe and my pinky toe was basically dangling from one side and she stitched it up right there at the table. 😂 All she said was dont tell your mom.

[@LouJNT]

No more "she hit her head right on the corner of it"

[@simonetanzi5103]

hahahahahahhahahaha

[@andrewphillips4558]

Yesss!!

[@Culturedtuna1]

LMFAO NO MORE!

[@sowhazupguy]

Luis Lara she slipped on am afghan

[@tg3901]

Lou JNT “and she slipped on a napkin”

[@MC-bh3ff]

I see why billy chose this gal. What a great sense of humour

[@fightomo]

This is like when Nia caught him watching porn in the bed. He's embarrassed. Understandable but funny af.

[@pharybabe]

Which podcast was that

[@akim2442]

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[@geordangundelfinger8922]

It was fucking IMDB!

[@Jackw00pw00p2]

He was only looking at a Laydee!

[@guitarsANDcars39]

Nah completely different. Nia was in the wrong here. She shouldn't have hit her head in the 1st place. She cried like a toddler.

[@laura.louise]

im sick of hearing about your rockwellian childhood 😂😂😂 omg Nia is truly his soulmate and true match

[@zincminer]

"Whopped me on the noggin" that just made my day

[@PoisonousPen]

She was whiting it up so Bill could understand what happened 😅

[@roberthead3672]

One ply toilet paper .... Big Tears Big Tears....scraping my face. OMG. Tap water. Stammering jackass! Perfect.

[@bCase42693]

Ive been at funerals and seen people cry less..LMFAO.

[@likaboss7654]

Miss Uncongenial why do ya have to be blatantly racist, come on man

[@MilkT0ast]

Miss Uncongenial ummm according to who?

[@Kroitk]

@@missuncongenial1843 You say that shit...on a video where a WHITE MAN is dying laughing, praising, loving, and flirting, and teasing his BLACK wife. How fucking bitter and racist is your dumb ass, do you not see the irony?

[@A6Legit]

Hows that racist

[@KB-nz6bv]

@@missuncongenial1843 that’s the biggest lie EVER lmao

[@3rdjuly778]

i love how he’s defending the fact he’s saying big tears big tears by saying that they were huge and not the fact that thats one of the weirdest thing to say to someome who just thumped their head

[@KB-nz6bv]

😂

[@IronHide3910]

😂😂😂

[@fartsmccool719]

lol my dad just said stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about and if I stopped I got a sprite

[@ExploitMage]

and thats why his name is Farts McCool.. Sponsored by Sprite and harsh parenting

[@Knx3k]

@@ExploitMage lmaoooo

[@JudgeDredd_]

Lord ShitBird True

[@ts0088]

Mine too.

[@CaleebTalib]

Big tears holy shit

[@nichbleb7155]

6:10 greatest moment ever is when Nia calls him a jackass. That is true love. Plus, I love both of their accents. Makes me so happy

[@PDXVoiceTeacher]

Big Tears, Big Tears...

[@itriggerpeople4433]

They were HUGE!

[@nellspop1]

omg Nia has the best laugh ever omg i am sitting here by myself fukin laughing outloud

[@ltr4300]

Nia makes me laugh so goddamn hard...you two are definitely a match...LOL

[@maxrice6990]

hahahaha, my parents gave me water when was hurt as well; also, this was one of the funniest podcast moments ever!

[@milesedgeworth132]

Bills like a robot trying to learn how to interpret emotions.

[@scottsnbatalk3447]

I want to have a relationship like this where I'm laughing with a lady. This is hilarious, I wonder how Nia and Bill met because these two are great together.

[@GRAFFDEMON]

They do a bit on the podcast when they talk about how they met.

[@tamie341]

@@GRAFFDEMON spill the beans bruh! Or post link

[@sirrobbieiii1953]

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[@PonyBoy1776]

@@tamie341 here ya go kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXW9ZJmom6l5jdE Extra link if other ever disappears: kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6bVn6iAmLGJos0

[@tamie341]

@@PonyBoy1776 Spence u da real MVP bruh

[@s0bad]

Nia these were the biggest tears of my life. OF MY LIFE!

[@denmathews9572]

Nia: he was doing the U shape from one eye to the other using my chin as a go between " Bill : It wasn't that bad: lmaooo

[@sayno2lolzisback]

I have never heard a story of someone hitting their head that is this funny.

[@claricetweeten2970]

This made me laugh so hard😂 Did it never occur to either of them to get an ice pack?

[@eva_pilot]

"if she dies, she dies"

[@PoisonousPen]

My wife and I now say “big tears” when our daughter cries 😂

[@alicezta12]

I really love these two together. In all honesty, I’d have the exact same reaction as he did 😂

[@sharonbuckner83]

Funny!

[@aaronmumbles3202]

This is one of my favorite stories! My parents gave me water too

[@vincentviola3629]

Goals...just relationship goals right here 😂😂

[@taadlbert7291]

Nia is epic in this lmao

[@colinpeters3913]

"dont ever do that again nia"

[@nqinadlamini]

I hope she went to get that checked out. Concusion/cracked skull/internal bleeding/etc could've occurred. Sounded funny when retold though.

[@Learntoswim2024]

Helpful.

[@BENABONZO]

"I'd like your sunglasses to not be so big" DONE lmao

[@devilstoast2703]

This is absolutely hilarious

[@zerocold1924]

"Big tears, big tears" sounds like a pep talk honestly

[@heartbrokendra]

Ugh I need to find a love like theirs

[@Francesco-cj3oi]

"Hey Nia you wanna get in on this story of you hitting your head? I'm setting it up!" "....ok" "So she hits her fuckin' head, right?"

[@davidalexander9240]

You ask toddlers if they want water because it takes their mind off of the pain 😂

[@DRSnake-hy8eu]

"If I hit my head and started crying like a little b- ...girl" lol fuckin A bill

[@mehukattti]

Wow Bill is such a modern man with his "big tears, big tears" line. previous generation just went "oh boy"

[@seancallaway5204]

"Big tears, big tears!" LMAO! Jesus, sounds like BOTH of you regressed to kindergarten!

[@deathmusic7120]

Nia: Bill, you’re childhood was not that tough. You fell out of a tree and your parents told you to toughen up. Bill: No, I got hit by a car.

[@chasehazzard945]

Big tears Big tears 😂😂

[@jackbedford-harman4589]

The water is actually a good idea if somebody is crying that much. You don't wanna get a dehydration headache on top of everything else.

[@gabrielhowardMKE]

My life goal is to have a relationship like Bill and Nia

[@S1rWakka]

Surprised he didn't advice her to rub one out

[@Outplayedqt]

I laughed myself til I cried. LMAO

[@r.shankarashrishsujay2822]

When bill asked Nia to join him in the podcast , she sounded like a kid who just finished crying and said okay I will 😂😂😂😂

[@fifthofascalante7311]

I was crying laughing at the “big tears, big tears.”

[@rhapsodyinglue8758]

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING” hahahaha

[@nialcc]

OMG. This reminds me of my late father. Growing up, whenever I hurt myself and would go to him crying he would hold back laughter and tell me "Bet you can't do it again?" My answer would always be "Daddy, why would I want to?" And it would just make me cry more and go find my mom. Oh, the memories. Too funny.

[@RBG-ez7pd]

Do you wanna be in on this story of you hitting your head? 😂😂😂

[@crankup1]

Nia laughing was fucking hilarious

[@cornflower9258]

Bill is so bad at emotions and vulnerability 🤣

[@mitchelltodd6363]

Perfect relationship is when a couple can call out each other hilariously

[@nicholasbintner4677]

"Ric Flair wouldn't even do it that hard to sell a move" WOOOooooOoooOooo

[@gamingsfinest1]

6:48 "Crying was a sign of weakness where I come from"

[@Learntoswim2024]

I tried sharing this with people and I was still crying laughing and when they didn't get it I felt devastated! So fuckin funny!!! Womped me on the noggin! Love love love

[@LordOfHam]

If I ever write to your podcast, imma call you Billy Big-Tears-Big-Tears

[@fumothfan9]

Bruh 😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@alexstroud3854]

What DOES big tears mean? Bill dealt with that situation like the Rain Man XD

[@jtffg7hgfr442]

Nia is great and they sound like they really are made for each other

[@labortechs5661]

Wow you love your wife.

[@imtroublesome]

hey Nia wanna be in on this podcast? Ok 🤣🤣🤣😂 love her

[@garrettjohnsen]

Five years old now and my girlfriend and I still reference this.. “Big tears, big tears!”

[@untrillbo]

The healthiest relationship I’ve ever heard in my life. Good for you two.

[@ritzdavid19]

4:57 *boom *waaahh that freakin killed me. Im dyin laughin 🤣🤣

[@Drenwickification]

Nia is hilarious at times 😂 big tears is one of the best moment on the podcast haha

[@emmetLshavinski]

When she said he was scraping her face with toilet paper, I was rolling

[@tracyjacksonjackson4221]

Awwww! He just wanted Nia to feel better. Bill is not exactly a comforter but he loves Nia.

[@Chris-bm5qd]

Nia just cracked me up!!!

[@k.compton8995]

The "U" Shape

[@Mushr00m97]

"What else was I supposed to do!" The answer every man would give. I love Bill and Nia.

[@KyloRenmcgoo]

“That was like… y’know, you had a balloon, and the thing went off your wrist and floated up in the air”

[@marieadair3729]

"You got slapped in the face and handed a bud light" hahahaha omg

[@eva_pilot]

*"No batter! No batter!"* *"BIG tears! BIG tears!"*

[@WWFederation1]

TAKE THE PAIIN! loool

[@NoahNelson-Smith]

Head injuries can illicit weird reactions, you’re messing with your brain.

[@dylanhill4428]

The "big tears" part was soo cute

[@Emperorerror]

This was one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. I was laughing out loud in a public area!

[@gtguy181]

Im disconnected too. I can't play the typical role of a man. I just stand there like "Ughhhhh idk"

[@cyrilchannie5120]

"womped me on the noggin'"😂😂😂

[@THEGAMINGHELP101]

It's pretty sad that most guys including myself have no idea what another way to comfort crying women other than the way bill did.

[@mikerosoft1009]

Just sit next to them and let them lean on you, comfort them even though you're thinking 'what the hell relax!' Lol

[@felipepineda1585]

@@mikerosoft1009 - couldn't have said it better myself. I suppose after that they want to be held

[@kane4013]

Nia is special.

[@patron5460]

I was running on the treadmill listening to this. I started cramping up from laughing at this so much