Bill Burr | Nia's Perfect Break Up Advice

Bill Burr & Nia's: Perfect Break Up Advice

[@jessewhite6227]

see how she asks if hes recording that means he talks to himself all the time xDDD

[@Ebiru2387]

Jesse White Or practicing a bit for stand up .....

[@kyrie4451]

Billy Rednut: "Well, of cause I talk to myself a lot. Sometimes, I don't know, I need some expert advise."

[@cuntpuncherino]

who doesn't?! what do you use for your saddle sores after riding that high horse all day?

[@Stefan0v1]

Isn't he doing these bits on his podcast?

[@willpbh9694]

I think Bill Burr is the kind of person to talk to himself 😂 just screaming at himself

[@AriAdu]

"I don't want to fu@k him anymore, but look at all this stuff! He's great!" Bill is hilarious!

[@edidpro]

Nia's advice is awesome actually.

[@WCGreeny]

I'm personally in favour of getting dumped by threesome.

[@thenlnlkn]

Yeah Bill got real lucky with her

[@JoshMarshain]

I truly hope this has happened to somebody because of this advice

[@Mixinnitup]

@@JoshMarshain my friend...it has 😎

[@one5643]

Ha I said this too

[@stevedelaney8214]

Bill and nia belong together

[@matthewfortuna4464]

They’re really relationship goals personified. And it only shows more over time

[@joshgoolman3606]

Didn't they get divorced?

[@rubendejong6727]

@@joshgoolman3606 When? They just got a second kid together.

[@charliecar6310]

Josh Goolman d to tu r

[@rayovac200]

Josh Goolman Bro you literally just made that up. What are you talking about??

[@troll7589]

I think I speak for everybody when I say Nia deserves a Nobel prize for her reinventing the perfect brake up.

[@bobtimbly]

Nia is afraid of coffee tables and bill is afraid of threesomes

[@_barnac]

Truuuuuue hahahahah

[@keithdegeorge5002]

@@_barnac a

[@blop-a-blop9419]

4:19 "you just snorted when you laughed, that's adorable !" X'D

[@radgrrrlnini]

H.I.Tree positive 😂

[@dinoradja242]

Hi-ooooo

[@Psych04646]

I said this lmao

[@Tommy-fj4oq]

exactly

[@jamiew1664]

I said this to myself too!! Can’t believe bill missed it.

[@friendlyauntjemmima9848]

I said this so I guess we must have exactly the same sense of humor

[@OzanSoylu]

Thanks Nia, that's an awesome idea. But there's 2 problems with it: 1- I don't have a second girl to have a threesome 2. I don't have a girlfriend.

[@arianaritagryphon7063]

Orun Makarov .... That's messed up... Hahahaha...

[@MrPhixdIt]

So who you gonna break up with?.. Your right hand?? .. 😂 and have a 2some with your left?

[@davidthomas7897]

Then her advice is not for you genius. Now give yourself a nice lobotomy.

[@maknificentthegreat3441]

Salute Nia!! Thats the best breakup scenario EVER!!

[@shorditchiscool]

OMG, did your lady just come up with the best break up ever Bravo Nia x

[@rubixd9v2]

Now that's how I want to be broken up with!

[@Mallenaudrix]

David Cajthaml right? I could have avoided some awkward moments by suggesting something just a little less awkward

[@abbycohen3726]

While he was coming, she was leaving

[@jonathanharry1522]

Dr.Phil who??Move over!Here comes DR.BILL!!!

[@lorenhamby2121]

Black Phillip

[@anewagora]

And Nia as Oprah 🤔

[@adgato75]

"She must be on her period this week , she's all over the map. OW !"

[@Tukuta123]

the comedic timing on Nia's punch was pretty good

[@DelaneWazHere]

Jesus! NEVER get engaged with someone until AFTER living with them.

[@alejandrobonfil2818]

Exactly

[@salsmusicetc67]

But then you could end up financially dependent on someone who you shouldn’t be with then ending staying together when you probly shouldn’t then woops now u accidentally got a kid on the way

[@debaser1042]

Cohabitation supposedly makes you less likely to have a happy marriage. That was the last bit of research I’ve heard on the topic.

[@_lithp]

Wrong. Cohabitation increases you chance of divorce.

[@debaser1042]

A. E. Sorry, I forgot about all the people throwing happy divorce parties. But that’s even worse then.

[@prestonirvin1209]

Nia killed it! That's the best break up situation ever!

[@ZZ-vl5nd]

She Nialed it!

[@DingDongDaddyFromDumas]

The ole bait and switch

[@Ithielios]

Mia that get out strategy is a thing of genius!!! Talk about no collateral damage. Run for office 😂😂😂😂

[@whoowl5831]

Someone else pointed out what I agree with: she was not having good night sleeps, if she went into the 4am sex she had to do all the work, wake up at 7, and he wanted her to make dinner right after she's coming back from work. You know, if you don't sleep well your body will act up. It's not only about being grumpy, is about declining health. I believe that's mostly the reason why she wanted some nights away from him, to feel RESTED at once. And it could be the reason why she saw his good side but couldn't stand him anymore. No matter how good a guy or gal is to you, at some point you'll feel so miserable all you'll want is to punt them all the way back to Pluto. And yeah, it does happen in the reversed way, where the guy work all day long and come back home just to hear a bunch of endless nagging til way past bedtime. Both are horrible.

[@AndreasDelleske]

Been there. Yeah, we haven't heard his perspective at all.. we can't "buy love". Both seem to have to work for it to develop / stay. Well at least she seems to love her work but hey he had been her first one but she may never have been in love with him.

[@ecksty552]

audibly laughed when Nia said she just slips away and never see him again xD

[@MrMethadrine]

its true...No matter how much you love someone,sometimes you need to stay alone.And a bed all for yourself.

[@tnteachertim]

"Jesus, she must have her period this week; she's ALL Over the map! Ouch!"

[@nunyabusness7627]

I think it was very telling how she said he was the "FIRST" guy she ever slept with instead of saying the "only" guy. Either that means she cheated or is planning on sleeping with someone else at some point. It's like if I introduced my wife as "my first wife".

[@younggun5915]

nunya busness that’s an outstanding point !

[@BugOnAChip]

No. You're over thinking

[@26anshuman]

@nunya busness neat analysis yo

[@klaus2913]

@fjf sjdnx Indeed, the subconscious mind will not lie. It is very clear where her intentions and thoughts are going. If people assume this is overthinking, they are just plain wrong. My own girlfriend doesn't even try to lie anymore, even about minute things, because I almost always catch her. Bodylanguage and subconscious/freudian slips are more trustworthy than the calculated words (asking questions) that are coming out of a person mouth.

[@OurRooks]

Maxim Van den Bosch lol you sound like a psycho.

[@wenjingsaf]

Bill loves her alot

[@ephraimm.1750]

Go make me a sandwich.. Hahahahaha, Classic Bill..

[@ata6602]

Remember when Patrice O'NEAL use to talk about people where like sharks and penguins...it really reminds me of this case...

[@cal3bj917]

Nia is just a different breed when it comes to explaining advice... absolutely awesome

[@slaughtah2o342]

Nia’s idea was AMAZING 🔥🔥🔥

[@TheOrangex88]

Nia’s advice on this woman was so on point Edit: the three some idea is the best!

[@mr.nobody9697]

someone should put that scene in a movie. That shit would be hysterical.

[@muskokamike127]

You know what Bill's going to be thinking if Nia ever says to him "my friend from Rochester is in town, the three of us are going for dinner and drinks afterwards, and btw, she's staying with us when she's in town" lol NIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@bridgecross]

"She must have her period this week OW!" That killed me.

[@robaaao5398]

Nia is dope bro haha ypu guys helped me on some real shit 🤣💯

[@jonathanprice8421]

The three some window slip is by far the best break up move I have ever heard.

[@RashtaEinthisB]

5:03 "our tree had aids" LMAOOOO

[@jamesrucki4558]

Ever have a chick try n get you to break up with her so she dont feel bad about it? Lol

[@Dramatis_personae09]

Im guilty of it

[@jamesrucki4558]

Yeah there's more then 1 out there

[@williamstanziano614]

Lmfao "is it bill?? Is that what it's like?? -" *trails off*

[@TheJimmyDonut]

That is the best strat for breaking up ever! No loose ends, nobody loses...

[@eveg5535]

I don’t get why so many people give nia shit. She’s really smart and funny

[@MikeBrownLegend]

She's smart. When she's not PMSing.

[@wilfreddellschau2557]

She cheated on Bill Eve G google it

[@eveg5535]

Wilfred Dellschau oh wow, if google says it..

[@chip9649]

Its just sometimes she can get over PC but apart from that i dont get it either.

[@fenstor9694]

oh wow, jump to defend her immediately, good on you

[@vexingcoder3437]

"go make me a sandwich" HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[@BigRockyD]

Such a great couple lmao. “Hey Ninooooo!”

[@vaughnrussell5772]

Bags packed already....🤣🤣🤣

[@cardinalwilson8034]

My God Nia's Wisdom and Understanding is Outstanding!

[@dangerouswater]

“That’s the femur...” one of my lungs, flew across the room.

[@kylieh123]

Did Nia just give the best ever break up advice or is it just me? She's amazing

[@Mahmoud-ko9eb]

They're adorable

[@sahilvig22]

Love you nia😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

[@ryanmaryatt4411]

Nia is awesome she has a lot of intelligent advice and point of views, also actually has a great radio voice, I can even see her as a new character on f is for family 🤔🤔

[@matthewfortuna4464]

Maintaining the balance between being “in love” with someone you love is the most difficult part of relationships.

[@redbach23tube]

God damn Bill !!!!! That Nia is a keeper if her gears really work that way.

[@masonlee5866]

Yea as soon as I knew where Nia was going with it I thought to myself that is the best way to get broken up with

[@RayLunaMedia]

Holy Shit!! That was THE BEST BREAKUP ADVICE EVER!! 😎👍

[@gracem4329]

Bill: someone is being hacked to death outside. Bill & Nia: hahahahahahahah!

[@SPACECOWBOY705]

Soulmates

[@willpbh9694]

*Best Friend starts playing*

[@diegoargento7106]

She is awesome..🤣🤣🤣

[@lordzazel3398]

Bill never let Nia go I listen to your stuff all the time

[@sarinajm3792]

THE Cut and Paste😊

[@oliveiraluis3540]

10:04 a girl who does that, is elite stuff. Absolute animal. Has to be genius in bed. So its gona be hard to break up anyway, no matter how hot the other one is. Here the example on how things come with a price.

[@burnsenvy]

Nia that was perfect.

[@ashchaya3491]

Nia gives advice. 10/10. Bill asks to make it funny. Again, 10/10. All while being somewhat under the weather. Likeaboss.mp4

[@mynameiseddie12344]

jesus this isnt 4chan

[@benjaminargueta8841]

He hit a grand slam lol😂😂😂😂

[@Cheers_Motherfucker]

Brilliant Nia

[@andrewmccullough9334]

🤣 that's incredible lol

[@Andy4Tune]

LOL, that's the best break up ever

[@teresamartineau3141]

That was awesome!

[@dillonbgray]

I beat him to the initial "oh jeeezus" while listening to this. 😂😂😂

[@zaxlee01]

That was the best advice eeeeevah!!!

[@readthebibleonamountain934]

Wow, that was epic. She is a keeper.

[@williamrandolph1566]

My first thought was "great advice". Then, I thought, geesh, now any time a girlfriend suggests a threesome (ever), her boyfriend will say, "soooo, what you're really saying is that you want to break up with me?"....lol

[@Mixinnitup]

Youd be an idiot to ruin that. Just let it happen

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

Nia is hilarious. Best break-up ever!

[@JasonVoorhees10100]

Is this as good as it gets? The saddest feeling in a long first relationship :/

[@WRESTLINGSOUP2010]

THE ULTIMATE WIN-WIN.

[@terralashaway9297]

Nia! You ARE truly genius! :0

[@briesthoughts2261]

I think she is tired and exhausted and feels that her fiancé isn’t understanding of that. If he stopped doing the early morning wake up calls, and stopped wanting her to make dinner right after work, would she be more interested?

[@RC_Rooster]

5:40 😂😂😂😂😂 ow!

[@dashenbasha2645]

bill and nia are so cute

[@nkomoian]

0:34 “Ninooooo” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@macarena1234]

can he like not stop 1000000 times!

[@Corkoth55]

That was fantastic

[@JeanLucduSainteJaqueFrancoise]

Spot on Nia!

[@harry_bonkers]

im forwarding this to my future exes

[@Alison_Faith]

They are an awesome couple

[@jc.1191]

The 3 some breakup is funny as hell

[@arshadarshad3352]

the best Break up idea.. awsome

[@tommywayne8153]

That voice crack is fuckn hilarious

[@bryancole4022]

I came home from work yesterday to find my girl and all of her belongings vacated the premises. No discussion, no arguments, nothing...not a word. Just gone. I don't think that's a healthy way to break up with people.

[@user-qs7ed2ly5o]

At 6:47 he sounded like a character from f is for family

[@scottcarns5156]

The best brake up plan ever

[@woiowoiow190]

Lmfao Niahs a champ.

[@Hybzy]

Nia crushed it in this one

[@dashman8499]

"How to dismantle a tree" Bill and Nia

[@4everu984]

Nia 🔥😹🔥❣😹🔥❣❣❣😍

[@applejacks8160]

“It’s like Oprah” 🤣

[@Gogmode93]

Breakups are the worst

[@jenniferhawkins4239]

Fucking loved it .Great thoughts Nia. Best of all pod.

[@PapaCasual]

Nia with the layup

[@rykson161]

That's an excellent breakup technique.. During a 3 some!!

[@carterjohnson7117]

Title: Nia's perfect breakup Bill: do you have any good strategies for breakups? Nia: no, there's no way

[@emilysilver9844]

Nia is incredibly wise hahaha amazing mind.

[@tnteachertim]

"Awesome! Fuckin' Nia! Now, go make me a Sam witch!"