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@AndrewWright19984 жыл бұрын
“The way men turn insecurity into anger” damn she got us right off the bat 😂
@Eshkanama4 жыл бұрын
Bro that one got me instantly lol
@philip37124 жыл бұрын
What’s wrong with that though? Probably the only productive thing to do with insecurity really. Otherwise you’re just moping around feeling sorry for yourself.
@Twigmannn4 жыл бұрын
@@philip3712 You've just gotta take a step back and laugh at yourself.
@philip37124 жыл бұрын
@@Twigmannn That's one method of dealing with it. But insecurity serves an important psychological purpose: it motivates people to become better. You'd never try to improve yourself if all you ever thought was that you were already good enough.
@DragoX74 жыл бұрын
@@philip3712 until they get mad beat their wife because they're insecure. Those however, those ones are not only insecure, they are like children and have no proper self control.
@Carlos-bp1vp3 жыл бұрын
Bill is the only person that needs the instructions to plug in a Ps2. It's just 2 cables! Lol
@lionsden51233 жыл бұрын
Yea but it didn’t come with “instructions” LOL he’s hilarious.
@nosferdanku30934 жыл бұрын
Bill played GTA 3 so much that they put him in the 4th one
@effortlessawareness87783 жыл бұрын
Billy Ol Freckles Vercetti ?
@nosferdanku30933 жыл бұрын
@@effortlessawareness8778 He was the lost MC guy that Niko kills
@SilencerXLR83 жыл бұрын
Are u serious
@nosferdanku30933 жыл бұрын
@@SilencerXLR8 Yes. I pulled this from the official GTA wiki "Bill Burr. William Frederic "Bill" Burr (born June 10, 1968 in Canton, Massachusetts) is an American actor, stand-up comedian and voice actor who voiced Jason Michaels in Grand Theft Auto IV and The Lost and Damned" feel free to look it up yourself if you want
@Aaron-is8yt3 жыл бұрын
The more you know
@steveyf14 жыл бұрын
‘Learn to play the guitar a little and say they can play the guitar’ too real that one, applies to almost anything
@dampcarpet26074 жыл бұрын
Dunning Krueger
@MilkT0ast3 жыл бұрын
Especially political views
@derekcampbell42093 жыл бұрын
As someone who’s played guitar for like ten years, yes. Met so many dudes who say “yeah I been playing for years” and we go to jam and their playing is like them picking up a guitar for the first time.
@OrochiShaka3 жыл бұрын
studies a language for a month and writes in profile that he/she knows that LANGUAGE
@shupakiko3 жыл бұрын
".... Skateboarding ...?" Was the point the same as for guitar ? i do both at a reasonably good level lol. Except for that I felt targeted only for the not crying thing. All those other things i see them everyday from most men, and like this woman i find it repulsive and even more so as a man because i understand them, but i'm self aware enough that i banished those ridiculous behaviours testosterone makes us do.
@MrMitchmal3 жыл бұрын
“Is this all the same guy??” 😂😂
@mikasasukasa44793 жыл бұрын
a lady that pays attention and calls it out correctly. someone that understands is refreshing
@thomasmitchell41284 жыл бұрын
Glad to hear Bill in such a good mood.
@NRobles934 жыл бұрын
He's in that SNL mood
@amadeuschavez.4 жыл бұрын
He got a BJ from his wife
@Thezombiekiller064 жыл бұрын
Women will call videogames childish and then go paint their face
@lucasmurphy7404 жыл бұрын
Makeup is basically necessary for girls. And guys want them to wear it. They look good. Guys paint faces to go watch other people play ball games
@renabshire47044 жыл бұрын
@@lucasmurphy740 I dont think a majorityof guys paint thier fave for ball games
@lucasmurphy7404 жыл бұрын
@@renabshire4704 thats not the point I was making. Women are expected to wear make up. Guys aren't
@marcusmaire81974 жыл бұрын
@@lucasmurphy740 Making money playing video games takes more skill than posting pics of your butt.
@jacobsabo73294 жыл бұрын
@@lucasmurphy740 bro nobody wants a musty thotty that cakes on makeup they gotta look good without it
@thereisnosanctuary61844 жыл бұрын
I want to talk about what's bothering me. Just realized no one wants to hear. Also, some women use that against you later when they're mad.
@ledzeppelin274 жыл бұрын
We all probably learned from our first girlfriends why you don't tell women anything. And then they all wonder why, lol
@suntansuperman5984 жыл бұрын
YUP 100 % OF THE TIME. DO NOT EVER TELL YOU GF/WIFE THESE THINGS YOUR SECRET FETISH UNLESS ITS "NORMAL" WHAT YOU ARE INSECURE ABOUT WHAT GUY YOU HATE(SOON AS YALL BREAKUP OR SHE GET MAD OR WANTS TO CHEAT SHE WILL GO FOR HIM 100% OF THE TIME) WHATS WRONG WITH YOU WHY YOU ARE SAD etc
@callanc39254 жыл бұрын
I dont know about your friendship situations, but trust me man, if you have some close guy friends they definitely want to hear. As long as they arent fuckwits that think any remotely deep/meaningful conversation between guys is gay. In terms of women though, yeah most of them are gossip sluts and will literally be friends with someone just because they know it could benefit them later on
@Twigmannn4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it helps just to write it down, or tell it to a shrink. You don't necessarily need to do a bunch of appointments. Just go, let things out and get a bit of outside perspective.
@swim_ad4 жыл бұрын
I don't know you but I know I don't like you.
@user-pf5bl2ue24 жыл бұрын
Woh!! Guilty as charged big time. I guess men are same no matter where we come from huh. -from korean dude-
@richardsanchez91903 жыл бұрын
Or maybe he's chinese who knows.
@ChrisS-cs8qh4 жыл бұрын
If I spend the same amount of time playing video games during the week as you do watching "The Bachelor" this video game thing shouldn't be an issue.
@Nope-sq6dv3 жыл бұрын
Correct. It’s really no different than someone watching TV or looking at their phone.
@gutsfiend66783 жыл бұрын
@@Nope-sq6dv except one is usually done by children
@shuglug3 жыл бұрын
@@gutsfiend6678 watching tv is also done by children
@feYslYa3 жыл бұрын
@@gutsfiend6678 I take it you're actually dumb?
@stonew99744 ай бұрын
@@gutsfiend6678you know fuck all about video games then. Definitely not
@babakazi8084 жыл бұрын
"Stay out of my lane, unless u drive faster than me" -Me
@henrlima874 жыл бұрын
Thats why there are fast and slow lanes. If you drive slow KEEP TO THE FUCKING RIGHT. Its not rocket science.
@richardsanchez91903 жыл бұрын
Ok but let's say I'm in the fast lane and I'm going 85 90 which is above the limit in California, and some jack ass is doing 100+ who should move over?
@nicosmind33 жыл бұрын
@@richardsanchez9190 Yes, first chance you get, and best if you can do it before they get there. Most speeders have speeders courtesy, where they will pull over for other speeders. You cant always do it, sometimes it takes a minute or two, but generally speeders get out of the way of speeders. I do it for them, they do it for me.
@nicosmind33 жыл бұрын
Pisses me off whenever someone thinks that cause theyre going the speed limit they can hog the fast lane, and often that idiot will have people passing them in the middle lane
@richardsanchez91903 жыл бұрын
@@nicosmind3 why the hell are people racing on the freeway? I've seen two fatal accidents because people are zig zagging in n out of lanes. So we should accommodate them and move out of the way?
@mattm30233 жыл бұрын
This lady is great, I want her observations on more things
@cookncrook69024 жыл бұрын
Skateboarding? What’s this chicks beef w skateboards?
@SoulWeasel694 жыл бұрын
probably can't do a kickflip
@oo7griffin1373 жыл бұрын
@Dorian Smith I can’t even Ollie and I call myself a skater lmao
@mrmilk19713 жыл бұрын
It's the fact that skateboarding is something men can do WITHOUT THEM. Bill said it himself: They HATE seeing us enjoying ourselves if it's not centered around them. FACTS !
@lionsden51233 жыл бұрын
She tried to grind on a banister once and sprained her ankle.
@ItachiEspada3 жыл бұрын
I bet if Bill got a little into some newer Video Games he'd be addicted all over again^^
@constantdoodle324 жыл бұрын
Video games keep me out of trouble Bill....
@T.Sean1hunnid Жыл бұрын
When you have Bill Bur as a Therapist... can't go wrong in dis life
@masterofthemash53104 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with video games in your 30s or 40s... it's just entertainment like watching movies etc. Why should there be an age cap?
@oussamabr58514 жыл бұрын
It's just a residual idea that's gonna fade out when this generation's old folks pass away, after that you'll never hear it.
@rakkatytam4 жыл бұрын
Lol and skateboarding? Woman sure is showing her age
@ultimateme30494 жыл бұрын
@@oussamabr5851 what a dumb take
@thereisnosanctuary61844 жыл бұрын
Too immersive. Playing more than an hour is an addiction.
@ultimateme30494 жыл бұрын
@@thereisnosanctuary6184 eh it depends, i can play like 4 hours straight, but like once a week or ever two weeks.
@gorgeousfreeman15764 жыл бұрын
am i the only one who can relate to almost everything and laughed my ass out ?
@gorgeousfreeman15764 жыл бұрын
@JustinBieber said the guys who's named justinbieber
@SerialHobbyAbandoner4 жыл бұрын
Yup. Guilty as charged. I love the big mud tires on trucks, often do resort to anger when really I’m just insecure (something I’m working on) etc.. the only thing I hate is those fking modded exhausts, it never sounds better because the cars that actually sound good come with a good exhaust built in, and the cars that sound like shit, still sound like shit with an upgraded exhaust, just louder. I don’t hate them as much as the motorcycles (specifically the harleys) though because honestly it just hurts my ears man. I can’t even enjoy the “sound” because I’m busy trying to cover my ears from being blasted and becoming permanently damaged.
@Eshkanama4 жыл бұрын
Nope same here
@darkskinwhite4 жыл бұрын
laughed your ass out lmao what
@gorgeousfreeman15764 жыл бұрын
@@darkskinwhite its lmao
@norman59273 жыл бұрын
If someone is doing 90 mph, let them pass. They will flush out the speed traps for you.
@Sir_Robin_of_Camelot3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention it's more dangerous for you to change lanes at that point
@preciadoalex1233 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Robin_of_Camelot true
@pomey133 жыл бұрын
i'll never understand Bill's hate for video games, the same can be said for people over 30 that play sport. They got the Jersey and everything. At least i can talk and have fun with my friends from half way across the world
@tomveloso62313 жыл бұрын
Different generation
@ZwrotPL3 жыл бұрын
Playing sports is productive and healthy. Video games are just another addiction for many with a slight social aspect added to some of them and have nearly non existent practical benefits.
@feYslYa3 жыл бұрын
@@ZwrotPL your positives could also be said about videogames, as much as your negatives about sports
@BabyNommer3 жыл бұрын
wait no the same thing cannot be said about sports bro sorry,, imagine being in your 50’s and still being physically active enough to play a sport. the amount of time i spent playing the witcher last night is shameful lmao
@ZigealFaust3 жыл бұрын
The last time I cried was when I found out Sean Connery died. I aint afraid of my manly tears. #jojo
@leonweikel83053 жыл бұрын
Ohhh these are fun and she was right on. For girls I’d say whenever you meet one and they’re not interesting they say they’re an artist or photographer 😂
@Icedcoffee034 жыл бұрын
I am a young guy and I am guilty of most of this shit. I guess us guys act the exact same. That's funny as hell
@MrIshews4 жыл бұрын
That’s advertising brother, enjoyment
@henryhammond73934 жыл бұрын
Not the ED I hope.
@BBQLab4 жыл бұрын
UTI? Don't be angry because my urethra is longer than yours!
@andrewbishop44473 жыл бұрын
BBQLab Well urinary tract infection is a lot to say so the abbreviation is necessary
@ThrustingPickle3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewbishop4447 would not that same idea apply to erectile dysfunction? ED is much easier.
@andrewbishop44473 жыл бұрын
ThrustingPickle Yeah lol
@LookingTheBest3 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to send Bill a PS5 and give him all the great PS4 games. I wanna see him eat his words lol.
@breadpirateoverhere3 жыл бұрын
Who has this lady been hanging out with? I don't do any of this shit. My ex used to have to parallel park for me. I'd be like "I lack the skills to do this one, you're on deck"
@izmirurla353 жыл бұрын
Big man
@donaldthegreat58094 жыл бұрын
It's bad for men to deny emotions.......I don't even know when I last cried...... I'm dead
@indiscernibleStranger4 жыл бұрын
I mean you might haven't been in a sad or extra hard situation in a while, No need to force in that situation just enjoy that shit.
@datapatch73813 жыл бұрын
One piece!
@wc60464 жыл бұрын
3:17 i'm just scared of them lol
@tempolakay1044 жыл бұрын
She didnt crush shit. C- for trying. she stated some obvious facts like "women have 5 days of the month where they cant have sex lmoa bill what is that about? why cant you have sex because you are bleeding lol" That's how she sound, common knowledge. she does seem to have a similar sense of humor as guys tho
@dougthemoleman3 жыл бұрын
ED, the Extra Dysfunctional
@jeremyfonsecadacosta9053 жыл бұрын
I hope the ladies keep writing! 'we all eating in the same giant sandwich!' cheers from France!
@lunasanja45743 жыл бұрын
"oh wooow weeee" xD
@turokforever0074 жыл бұрын
with the camping one i let everyone else try then i show them how it's done.
@jf34223 жыл бұрын
that rent on video games.... come on man... you know beter XD
@RICHOCHANGO4 жыл бұрын
If you played driving games, you might be able to park a car, Billy Ball Bag
@deazl6664 жыл бұрын
Billy can’t park a Prius?!
@babysummer72074 жыл бұрын
Woman here. If a lady has a yeast infection, it really is like a mirror to ED. You cant really get wet or to try to have sex at all when you're going through that. A lot of sensation is lost because it can get really swollen inside and it just hurts. Just a lot of itching and tightness. Its gross ik just wanted to clarify
@shupakiko3 жыл бұрын
Man here, this Yeast infection sounds way closer to urinal infection than Erectile disfunction, so to me the comparison is very far fetched. I don't know shit about ED but i'm pretty sure in most situation it's just psychological, remember we get boners according to what's going through our minds, so if the mind can't reach this place you dont get boner. As simple as that (never had that problem). Yeast or urinal infection doesnt have anything to do with the mind so i find the comparison very weak. But it's true Men don't wanna hear about it so it gets abbreviated, we dont like anything that truly questions our manhood, testosterone has this effect.
@alexchuprin87863 жыл бұрын
Erectile disfunction is a lot more "permanent" than a yeast infection in most cases, I think that's the difference.
@feYslYa3 жыл бұрын
how can you say mirror to something without ever having experienced the other side also ED to guys is like a wounded comrade lol
@Zx304 жыл бұрын
While i want to defend video games (as I play them daily), I've fully seen what it is capable of doing to men if they don't detach themselves from it or at least find a way to balance it with their lives. As far as I see it, it can become an addiction that rivals smoking, alcohol and drugs. Video games cost a lot of money, promote weight gain, increase heart problems (due to sitting so long), and can cause you to neglect your life (work, family, etc). Good on you for getting rid of it Bill. One less possible addiction!
@Dylanschillin3 жыл бұрын
as a car guy a lot of times the sound is to please the owner themselves, the sound is almost like music, we don't care if you don't like it, it's not your car, hell if some dude put 4 months of pay and a year of work in one engine, they're gonna wanna hear how their mechanical child sounds
@stevethomas7603 жыл бұрын
Years ago my wife were on vacation and going to dinner with another couple. We had a few drinks under our belt and driving to dinner. I was chatting it up and next thing I look over and and gramps and his wife are passing us in their Buick. I thought oh shit maybe no one noticed. They did, it’s still funny
@elizabethtrainer97323 жыл бұрын
I'm 57 and spent a good part of my life not understanding why women found me, "Abrasive", then one day I said to some friends, "Jesus Christ, I'm just breaking ya balls!" They said, "What the hell does, BREAKING YA BALLS mean??" I shook my head, walked away and said, "Fuck it," and never looked back.
@Comrade.Question3 жыл бұрын
lol so what's Bill's tribal tattoo look like?
@laurasalo61603 жыл бұрын
How did my interweb know I was thinking of the Boston RedSack...
@jootuve59994 жыл бұрын
Not getting out of the left lane? What kinda child is this girl hanging out with lmao
@davearreola67583 жыл бұрын
Billy needs a manual to plug in a PS2 😁
@ColdieHU3 жыл бұрын
Everybody who complains about a certain style of tattoos and saying they are not in style anymore, doesn't understand anything about tattoos.
@Zoologic213 жыл бұрын
She needs to hang around better people. I only hope for all the whining she’s done, she at least isn’t keeping consistently bad female company, because then that would just be hypocrisy.
@TheShmoodled4 жыл бұрын
Wtf is wrong with skateboarding lmao
@Eshkanama4 жыл бұрын
Man this chick got me feeling hella dumb
@WarPigz03 жыл бұрын
Lol, video games are fucking fun though XD
@vmonroig213 жыл бұрын
Putting your ps2 in closet is like putting coke in your closet you’ll get back too iit soon lol jk ppl
@SkateOrDie6662 ай бұрын
1:58 - wrong. ED was called "impotence" until the ad agency that had the Viagra business created "erectile dysfunction" lexicon due to "impotence" being taboo and shameful. So "erectile dysfunction" was preferred over calling it "impotence"
@nomadman52884 ай бұрын
I've never gotten angry because of an insecurity. It just makes me timid and more hesitant causing me to withdraw into myself. If I get angry at something, it because something or someone is being disruptive in negative way, like when someone interrupts you or your life.
@vicentegoncalves5203 жыл бұрын
At the very end he says he's guilty of all things except videogames and Skateboarding. Which means he has erectile disfunction
@bimmersbbws686311 ай бұрын
Why does he shit on adults who play video games. What is the difference between playing a game for a few hours at the end of a long day and watching pregame sports talk for an hour, then watching a 2 hour football game?
@Christopurrrrr4 жыл бұрын
*ohh wooow weeee*
@TheAgentmigs4 жыл бұрын
Where's the lie though? hahaha
@autonomous8108 Жыл бұрын
I got angry at that "men turning insecurities into anger" statement because it made me feel insecure
@thewhitepanda104 жыл бұрын
Lol gta 3 came out in 2001 😂
@fearnobeer90773 жыл бұрын
She sounds like a pain in the arse, just saying!
@emmikhei4 жыл бұрын
No lies here lol
@josephbisulca79573 жыл бұрын
5:42 she knows men better than I do
@dumbbuff3 жыл бұрын
6:34 THANK YOU! I'm not the only one who loathes adult gamers.
@realsonnysullivan3 жыл бұрын
Bill's wife writes to bill's show ranting about bill!
@colemanbonner16282 ай бұрын
Did my ex girlfriend right this
@jamesbarnardo4 жыл бұрын
bill tribal tattoo confirmed.
@s0cializedpsych0path3 жыл бұрын
When people complain about others, it's always about something that either inconveniences them, that they don't have to deal with OR (and these are my favorite parts of it), they see something in you, subconsciously, that reminds them of one of their own insecurities, and then they spit out a whole bunch of ammunition, for you to use against them... and usually, using these things, will lead to them giving you even more. I used to hate hearing people complain (and if I like you, I still do), but now... I see the value in listening to what they say. I was raised by mostly women, who were narcissistic (and are far worse with the denial, than any man I know), who were full of denial, and love to play head games. I'm that type of woman's worst nightmare, because it doesn't get me all crazy, I just use whatever they say, and just start deconstructing their trauma for them. They want the dramatic flare-ups, give them a greyrock face, and analyze their insults, and what they tell you about their own insecurities. Oh man, the explosions you'll cause, but you get to remain Zen.
@mooney2284 жыл бұрын
These are new to me- I was walking in the street listening- I bust out a full belly laugh at the 'Oh Jesus', needless to say I looked like a nut job and scared those around me slightly 😆
@mudpuddle88053 жыл бұрын
Loud muscle cars are awesome and i don't care if you don't like it. My car has about a bazillion horsepower and i let them all be heard.
@hughjainis83023 жыл бұрын
Keeping lists of things that you don’t like about the opposite sex
@Serenade24613 жыл бұрын
Short Man Syndrome is the human equivalent of Small Dog Syndrome
@kh86553 жыл бұрын
i feel like the majority of these go for both genders with a slight tweak she got a couple pretty good though
@deadpanfish3 жыл бұрын
That lady was talking about one guy lol
@jobanski3 жыл бұрын
What’s wrong with skateboarding? 😂
@thumpyloudfoot8643 жыл бұрын
Skateboarding is hard as fuck to do well....
@jameshdog57593 жыл бұрын
I think I exhibited four of these behaviors today, and I feel ashamed. Haha
@thereisnosanctuary61844 жыл бұрын
The way men drive makes me angry
@TheOutlawMan4 жыл бұрын
Drive faster
@thereisnosanctuary61844 жыл бұрын
Drive better
@thereisnosanctuary61844 жыл бұрын
@D Ddd I'm in a deathtrap as I speak with two morons after failed casino night. One already left a wallet at store, car dumped coolant, and didn't get gas. Fat guy texting while hauling ass.
@failscalator3 жыл бұрын
I've definitely seen both genders stick in the left lane.
@adambrowne46923 жыл бұрын
I'm really not like most guys. -.-
@lionsden51233 жыл бұрын
Hey, I like video games LOL
@thedavecorp4 жыл бұрын
Why Eyes!
@nicholasgayle14243 жыл бұрын
“Skateboarding “ geez, is having fun so bad
@JohnSmith-tz7iy3 жыл бұрын
The hogging the left lane thing is not just a guy thing
@privateprivate22682 жыл бұрын
👍
@pmiskovic4 жыл бұрын
She nailed it lmao
@timursergaliyev11533 жыл бұрын
Bill sounds like Colin Cowherd on this one for some reason
@josephbisulca79573 жыл бұрын
I’m totally guilty of the woods thing. It’s my domain
@KA-op3of3 жыл бұрын
I’m excited lmao the men in my area are tiktoks
@sinistermephisto653 жыл бұрын
I have never seen guys like this
@velipaju88_703 жыл бұрын
Crying helps not, whatever some llaaaaaady says.
@HanCholo1123 жыл бұрын
im just a nerd
@brianforder44713 жыл бұрын
If your pretty girls, you don't need makeup.
@NoLeadsEnt3 жыл бұрын
"They can't tell when women are fake laughing or fake interested" *because real men don't fake their character & wear masks like make-up, metaphorically speaking* nor do rel woman for that matter... yet, this is coming from a lawyer, so... i agree with a lot of the rest though :D
@BIGDICK2424 жыл бұрын
WOW A REAL MANS MAN RIGHT HERE. UPPER MIDDLE-CLASS SON OF A DENTIST...