Bill Burr - Advice: Betrayed By Friend and Girlfriend

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[@VinnyLations]

Bill Burr is the realist nigga out there.

[@Y2JLionHeart]

"When he says: 'Hey, can we be friends again?' Be like: 'No!'" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Keith-es2xf]

I walked right in on a girl a i dated fr a while banging a guy walked right out and told her she can consider me dead cause yea i get it people have urges and stuff but if ur dating or in a relationship with someone and make the conscious sound decision to fuck someone behind there back there's no apology fr that and how is there ever suppose to be trust or feel your committed to them again.

[@1BlackLamb]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!

[@spookyf1nger979]

HAAAAHAHAHA fuck. the room was bullshit of amazing proportions

[@BeeBumper]

I can hear it in all it's cheesy glory.

[@rochefort6121]

Gabriel B oh hi mark

[@donpatterson4829]

@@rochefort6121 you're my favorite customer Okay bye

[@BeeBumper]

I did not hit her ... I did not

[@SamGuthrie1977]

Same thing happened to me with an old girlfriend and one of my best friends in college. It took me years, but I eventually forgave them both, because after awhile, the anger became harmful to me personally. I had to let it go. But even though I forgave them and held them both no ill will, I made it clear I wanted absolutely nothing to do with either of them, and I did not want them in life at all anymore. For your own emotional health, you need to eventually forgive, but you also must maintain your self respect. Let the anger go, but never let these backstabbers and betrayers back into your life.

[@cmara3696]

SamGuthrie1977 100%

[@Snufz760]

Thank you for this. Much needed

[@iamhereblossom1588]

Same thing happened to me and I did the same and I'm much happier for it. Yes this

[@Netherwolf6100]

Had a similar situation like this with a friend who screwed over a mutual friend of ours. Honestly I didn't get mad, sat down and told him that we're not friends as I don't want the same thing happening to me as any man willing to screw over his friend for some quick pussy isn't worth keeping around. So I told him that while we're not friends, if I see you on the street, I'll nod, say what's up and keep on pushing. No disrespect, no grudge, no fight. We're two adults that don't have the same mindset so its best we just go our separate ways

[@mr7wi]

+Netherwolf6100 When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.

[@TheCynicalDude_]

+mr7wi Whoa, excellent line. I will quote this in the future, if you don't mind.

[@mr7wi]

TheCynicalDouche Feel free. It's not my quote - I just can't recall where I got it from.

[@TheCynicalDude_]

mr7wi Nice, thanks.

[@mr7wi]

TheCynicalDouche Maya Angelou. Sorry - it was bugging me. Give credit where due. Besides, I know I'm not that smart.

[@corncobjenkins6170]

Holy shit...this exact same thing happened to me and for years have been angry and alone over this..think im cured..

[@Moneyman-33]

Corncob Jenkins I hope your life is better now man. These things are really fucking hard.

[@Hammerite]

Good for you!

[@thewave3560]

​@hmm k you're a real light in the attic aren't ya buddy

[@j-rox8551]

Corncob Jenkins my Childhood/Best friend betrayed me in my mid 20s my Whole life at that time was doing sports, eating pizza, playing games. After I washed my hands with the guy I got into college, earned a cert have a Job and trade and constantly meet knew people, and Fuck 7 bells out of most women a meet on a day to day bases. He on the other hand is looking at possible jail time God forbid🙏🏼. It's Tuff at the beginning but Bills right to live your best life u godda make changes it benifited me tremendously.

[@DarkPulll]

Same. Lost contact with the dude but kept the relationship. I fucking regret doing that

[@Redbeardian]

I wouldn't even do the project with him. Go to the professor and tell them you have some extreme personal issues with him and ask for reassignment or other arrangement. Your emotions may accidentally derail your effort on the project and inadvertently negatively effect your performance.

[@deridivisstar884]

That's not possible. The professor expects you to work with whomever he signs you with. It simulates working with people you don't like. In a real job, you sometimes have people whose guts you hate. But, you still have to work work them. I remember having to do s project with a girl I just broke up with. We barely passed the project, got a D minus.....

[@BeeBumper]

Man up, this is the cowards way out and unacceptable in a job by a professional.

[@Natharsus]

@@BeeBumper Is it really though, Angel?

[@Natharsus]

@@BeeBumper You sound like an Uber Eats driver

[@rkt7414]

@@deridivisstar884 you only have to work with people you hate if you put up with it. asking for reassignment to a new partner is just as much a simulation of "real life" as working with someone you hate. you know you can still do that after college, right?

[@Bappington]

His friend stopped talking to this guy because it was awkward, not because he was being respectful.

[@MakeUmad4life]

Yup

[@TheTravelgnome]

Bill Burr is my spirit animal

[@nickgarcia1292]

haha

[@Blessed.2.Teach.4God]

This is fantastic!

[@user-zr9nr8pj7l]

Thomas?

[@TrueBluesProductions]

Excellent advice from Bill. Traitors are poison, get them out of your system and keep them out.

[@helpAHHHH]

This is one of my favorite all time advice clips. Guys can form such strong bonds with people that they don't know where to draw the line. Shed the shit.

[@g07denslicer]

"The frog and the scorpion." What a classic application of some timeless wisdom. You know, Bill, for all the times you call yourself an idiot on the podcast, you are smarter than you think you are. Don't be so hard on yourself.

[@BeeBumper]

He he he said hard on

[@brixtonmystery]

He’s well aware he’s smart lol

[@g07denslicer]

@@brixtonmystery really? How can you tell? By him calling himself a dope the whole time?

[@videopresentaciones]

Good, this applies to toxic people in general. Keep them all as far as possible. Better alone than bad companion.

[@heathen-greaser]

Totally agree I've been clearing out the crap in my life, don't have many people left now but my life's finally improving I'm so much happier and even found somebody I want to settle down with which wouldn't have happened if I was in the place I was 6months ago with the people I had around me

[@Kaboomboo]

Yup. Better to be alone than be with people that make you feel alone.

[@PFWoody488]

Forgive the guy then ghost him. He stopped being your friend when he betrayed you. Actions have consequences.

[@Zoologic21]

"Don't be his pal." "Well, maybe in 10 years when they're married and miserable." Ole Billy pre-mariage

[@badazzmaro]

even if the guy was genuinely sorry and would never do that again, you don't deserve to have to take that chance.

[@noodles41]

this is actually *really* good advice. wish someone had told me this 10 years ago.

[@el5495]

He's not your friend. You don't need people like that in your life.

[@tonywords6713]

forgiveness isnt the same thing as continuation of a friendship.

[@Smokie1960]

Excellent advice again If that dude was trolling his neurotic girlfriend, he'd be all,over the 10X better model.

[@LambertBowden56]

"The keys to happiness, you gotta cut people out"

[@sawderf741]

Going through that with some of my family. As miserable as I am now, I know I'd be more miserable sticking around.

[@AGM84K]

A girlfriend once took me out to a nice restaurant just to tell me she had cheated on me. She waited until my steak arrived, and barely got two sentences out before breaking down, sobbing. I just kept eating, trying not to smile and said, "Well the important thing is honey, is that you feel bad about it" INSULT YOUR PRINCESS!!

[@DMatt343]

Damn good advice. Handle that shit like a man.

[@JackNatti]

Bill is a genius... “no we can’t be friends”

[@mikelarue7750]

Great advice Bill. "No grudges, but I'm done with you."

[@sawderf741]

The opposite with women. "I'll never forgive you and will never hear the end of it"

[@AVKnecht]

That completely happened in my circle of friends about two month ago. This advice is total gold!

[@Larsholden702]

I made that mistake when I was 18. My ex slept with one of my best friends at the time as well as the drummer in my band. Everything was gone in a day. Took me years to get over it.

[@gallimore444]

This hits way close to home, happy to hear this advice as it's pretty much the course i've been taking

[@2tonetouch]

Fingering escapades! Lmao

[@einzelganger6664]

i've been an avid MMP listener for quite some time now & i have to say that this is by FAR the best advice ol' Billy red-ball-bags has ever given on it. Incredible advice! Sure hope that dope took it!

[@caucasianafrican1435]

Advice starting at 4:45 is awesome. Forgive, but ostricize.

[@philmehrart]

Amen to that, I've always had the same attitude towards being cheated on or hit by a partner. Even if they apologise 'til they're blue in the face, what's to stop them doing it again? Forgive, but then call it a day on that relationship.

[@Allanvre]

Yeah, Billiam says this podcast isn't that serious. but for the most part he's spot on at the core of the issue.

[@connorbeaton8375]

Bill’s ending advice is oddly cathartic and yet still remains respectful

[@ahMed-kl2bt]

"the other gay"

[@Kaboomboo]

He's right. He'll know exactly why you don't want to speak to him and he'll know he deserves it. And hopefully he'll learn his lesson but he's not getting another chance.

[@G.B.P.]

The “friend” deserves a punch to the face at least

[@crimealleysoutlaw1103]

This is one of the best life lessons I've been bestowed by Billiam the Invincible

[@X031]

To myself there is a "CODE" between men who are friends and best friends....I would Never mess around with my best friend's wife of many yrs or his ex who was pretty good looking...you just DON'T do it period...maybe its because I was in the Infantry with him and i'm 54yrs old...but still wouldn't do it and never did it in high school...which were the best 8yrs of my life ;)

[@EmeraldBayMovies]

I don't even get why there needs to be a code, this is just basic human decency that everyone should live by.

[@itsdvon6269]

some of bill’s best advice tbh

[@JuanRomero-sh7bv]

Had a real similar situation glad to hear I handled it correctly in bill’s eyes

[@TheCSC017]

Wow, flawless advice. Well done Bill!

[@Hammerite]

That's some solid gold advice.

[@ViewsFromTheDeathStar]

Amazing podcast right here

[@straightcashhomey1261]

This is excellent advice

[@swill1020]

Excellent advice however it sometimes doesn't feel good at the moment to do the best thing, I get that... But in long run Bill once again hits the ball spot on.

[@kclayjr90]

Honestly great advice

[@1EmergingCenter]

Surprisingly excellent advice.

[@dreaminginnoother]

that shit's the worst. Getting cheated on sucks big time as it is. Having your good friend doing it is such a betrayal, I would be shaking with rage. I don't think I could even continue talking to them at all. If you can play it like Bill said, it's probably best, but I have had a similar situation that wasn't quite as extreme, and I cut them both off the night I heard about it. Which sucks because the guy really was one of my best friends.

[@KletoReese]

EXCELLENT ADVICE!!

[@tattoocharlie551]

When bill is right he's right !!!

[@peternchlls9]

Wowww nice little Tony Soprano quote at the end there. Classy from Bill.

[@VideoDisasterMaster]

Best advice you ever gave.

[@silverpig6078]

great advice

[@curtismbenson]

This is good advice

[@sev6379]

Eight years later, I want an update.

[@natmagee7985]

True story, choose to believe it or not: I wrote this email to Bill. It was great advice and I followed it. The dude and I did the project together and it was fine. After we graduated I never spoke to him again, but if I saw him today I'd say hello. I doubt I'll ever see him again though, unless we're both invited to the same wedding or something. The ex-gf I've spoken to here and there but haven't seen her since graduation. I am currently engaged to a completely different person I met after this whole debacle. A lot of people in these comments seem to think I should have fucking killed the guy or at least kicked the shit out of him. I'm glad I didn't do that. It would have been toxic and dumb and probably ruined my life to some degree (all my peers would have seen me as violent and I could have gotten arrested or whatever). Bill's advice was spot on and made me a better man.

[@RanVibes]

@@natmagee7985 well Nat, Good for you and all the best my friend 👍🏼

[@mikeanderson5772]

goddamit, had to bring up the Packers vs Giants.

[@phobowl]

Great advice Bill

[@j.deleos1412]

That's solid, sound advice Bill.

[@stevendanielson4824]

He is on his own level for podcasts

[@joepratt9039]

This is actually perfect advice

[@coleg6178]

bang on advise bro!!

[@TahaNasser]

Great advice

[@mrbasic86]

"They're such cunts." I love this man.

[@Alexandermeister]

Really good advice.

[@TriBev83]

Right on Bill

[@leley3138]

Spot on advice

[@moondog679]

This cracks me up. Just because Bill Burr is giving advice to a 21 year old and the way he says it is so hilarious. Plus it is good advice.

[@MegaDada1111]

great advice.

[@ski4life19]

Honestly, thats great advice.

[@aswascreates]

Ooooooooh 5:20 gave me chills

[@TheChuckers123]

“If that guy was in the mob, what he did, he would get WHACKED!” 🤣

[@Wyowanderer]

Right on the money. Forgiveness is not trust.

[@internziko]

Best advice ever..

[@lucaswade8132]

That was sick advice.

[@zahidhossainsiam1859]

absolute genius

[@pseudoprophet3140]

Bills advice is always second to none, fucking ledge.

[@stevecarey2030]

Well at least the girlfriend fessed up. Even if it was for the wrong reasons. You want to know if you can't trust your friends.

[@ShoNuffKMW]

4:51 Hell yeah, I'm the exact same way... People who cross me once, I forgive and forget, and don't fuck with them anymore.... They'll have to get along without me... Most people only block others on social media, but I block people in real life, as if I never knew them... They're dead to me.

[@maxx6526]

LMAO @ 3:10 the other GAY .... the other day LOL

[@loves2litigate]

best advice

[@mudbert]

I concur!

[@GeneCircuit]

wow, thanks Sherlock, I think you just cracked the case

[@anonchen7656]

solid reasoning. Stick to the G-Code and you're a good friend.

[@niccolom4556]

Bill Burr gives good advice lol so funny too.

[@Proxy95]

how do you know which emails you want to read on your podcast if you don't read it before???

[@L1VE3V1L]

Bill “Dude I called it” Burr

[@CosmosGamingChannel]

Forgivness is about letting go of the resentment you have inside, not the other person. Forgiving your friend does not mean he has to be your friend again. He betrayed you, forgive him, forget him

[@tremarctos9]

I can't believe people actually take the time out to email you their problems - that's the funny part about this...

[@isaaccisneros4504]

Funny ass, awesome advice! lmao

[@ezman001]

kids these day need to know more about story's like the scorpion and the frog teach them some morals

[@cyrustpb6091]

Ezequiel Gonzalez-Caines well ya can't just say that and not explain it I wanna know the story now lol

[@WalnutZen]

Ezequiel Gonzalez-Caines tell me more

[@brandon17760]

@@cyrustpb6091 there once was a scorpion who wanted a ride across a puddle, the frog says I don't think I should since you're a scorpion and will sting me. The scorpion says I assure I wont, as we would both drown if I did. The frog agrees and half way across the puddle the scorpion stings the frog dooming them both, the frog asks why would you do that, now we'll both die. The scorpion tells the frog that he's a scorpion, it's in his nature to sting.

[@Jimmybusinessface]

this story makes me feel good my story is above and beyond this shit

[@mbenzesq]

Holy shit this is good advice

[@polskipanda8599]

It always blows mind when someone says "close" friend. My main group of friends and I wouldn't even talk to someone's ex, let alone mess around with them while they dated. So how close of friends are you that they would do that. Billy Boy gave the perfect response imo

[@JPkeo]

I love how he compared them with Mobsters. Hahaahaha!!!

[@Mvnolo338]

HAHAHA Compare notes!

[@Mattropolis97]

One minute he says “god bless ya” Then the next he says “fuck this guy!” God I love Bill 😂

[@autonomous8108]

after watching so many of these podcasts I gotta ask. How do you ALWAYS guess what the problem is gonna be before you read it ? lmao

[@falcosparverius6385]

“I’ll have a beer with ya” I hope Bill doesn’t endorse drinking with the enemy, that’s a sin

[@BlackMarketFrog]

nothing to SEVERE