Bill Maher New Rules - Michele Bachmann and the Devil

[@blthetube1]

It;s nice to have people like Bill Maher around so I don't feel so alone in this world full of lunatics.....Thanks Bill

[@whocares4thekids]

You are not alone....though, apparently it takes 2 years for your fellow thinkers to get around to you so....lonely is appropriate. :P

[@tonymurray814]

Heather Uteshev lets make it 4 years just for the heck of it!!😎

[@timothybrown760]

Better late than never I always say. ; - )

[@jpstiehl]

"If you think the world is about to end that's your right but you don't get to vote on next years budget, because it doesn't concern you". YES THIS!

[@zeroeffects88]

This show is the only reason I own a television.

[@mohammedzayed7943]

o_o

[@Kleavers]

O_o

[@dianehammond3753]

or you could upload from online, as I do (or that is sort of what I think I do)

[@yendyS1936]

"It would be one thing if Mr Scalia sold pizza for a living, but this is a man we go to to interpret our laws! It's like smelling a gas leak and calling an exorcist!" .......gold....

[@thrdel]

Whoever doesn't find Bill funny is either slow or dead. He is as good as anyone can get . Even when I don't agree with him, I still appreciate the humor. Keep it up Bill and thanx uploader.

[@andrewmartin9469]

"Motherfucker.." 3:05

[@remibouchard7591]

thrdel I watch Bill in two ways possible. I nod in agreement and then laugh my ass off, or shake my head in disagreement but still laugh my ass off 2 seconds later. It's nice to see someone you can disagree with but still get to enjoy their show, wish I could say the same from FOX News

[@thrdel]

hand solo Fox news isn't entertainment,it's more like brain washing not comedy. Their main purpose is to give their audience what they want to hear, just like preachers in churches (chosen people, salvation , blessings, you know the drill). Make them think for themselves and you lose them. Bill is doing just that, try to make people think and he's doing it in the best way he knows how, by making fun and ridiculing the obvious stupidity.

[@philipfry6428]

his writers are actually the funny people and his team of researchers.........hes good but like not a true comedy genius....his work through real time is very important though

[@kristianbrandt3012]

Did anybody call him a genius?

[@Manuellaborer]

One of Bill's best!

[@hisredrighthand]

Really? I mean he has a point about people who are sure they are living through the last days before the rapture. If they actually read the bible they're thumping they knew about the ton of shit that is supposed to happen beforehand, like Jews turning Christian, everyone paying with their forehead (supposedly we'll all have to wear the sign of evil on our forehead to pay for groceries) and whatnot. But on the subject of Scalia: there's not really much on the devil in the Gospels or the Bible in general, with the notable exception of the Book of Revelations.And if you look at my other post, Maher shows quite some ignorance when it comes to history and especially antiquity.

[@masondodd7252]

hisredrighthand Um, those were direct transcripts from Scalia himself. Bill wasn't describing the Bible directly, Scalia was. But that's even besides the point, because there is no fucking devil.

[@videotrofia]

"I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally Conservative. " John Stuart Mill.

[@poetry7260]

Don't think it is very intelligent, reasonable, or scientific to label people.

[@garyha2650]

We never hint at the real ways both sides are partially both right and wrong, hence never make progress. For example, yes there is something deeply spiritual about this existence and Christians are onto that but Liberals know and don't particularly appreciate that it is presumably them who will be in the fryer forever thanks to the Christian loving God. The whole thing can be resolved with a -belief- consideration of a notion that might likely be so, that a loving creator set up a system of multiple lives and we're simply in kindergarten, playing with our crayons yet learning and growing slowly, and Jesus is very real but out of the room at the moment, and "hell" was just edited into our history book by men looking to control you. At this rate we'll all have to be "born again" and I'm ok with that, looking forward to being a kid again. We ask binary questions: God or evolution? Answer: Yes. Both. God or reincarnation? Both. Did we go to the moon or was it faked? Yes. Some of both. Is climate change due to man or solar variations? Yes. Do conservatives or liberals have the best views? Yes. It's complicated.

[@poetry7260]

@@garyha2650 "Liberals in the frying pan" but not conservative s? Are you out of your deceitful troll manipulating mind? All those words so sincerely constructed but the lie is within. Good job. There you go labeling and generalizing. The average person catches on To this.

[@garyha2650]

@@poetry7260 Yeah. What. A high percentage of Conservatives are Christian, they believe they'll go to heaven and everybody else gets burned in hell forever. Ima think maybe Liberals aren't entirely comfortable with the idea, and it might be a key element at the heart of why they hate Conservatives but nobody comes right out and says it. I do agree with you that labeling and generalizing is not a good idea but in reality, we do have two camps, left (Liberals) and right (Conservatives). Point is, if we believed in multiple lives, pretty sure we'd all be able to take it a little easier on each other. The step for Christians isn't vast, just allowing the consideration that [Catholic] men might have mucked with the scriptures.

[@poetry7260]

@@garyha2650 We would be able to take it easier if we spend our time perfecting ourselves instead of judging others. Who has the authority of telling someone they will burn in hell when they are full of sin themselves? Stop this ego centric behavior.

[@bamarxsen9280]

My goodness Bill, you get it right every damn time- I am continually thankful for brilliant, beautiful YOU!

[@brighttiger]

Bill Maher hit the nail on the head!

[@Willverinerage]

"He got wilier.....MOTHERFUCKER!" lmao!

[@stevie68a30]

Bill Maher for president.

[@poetry7260]

Would he really be more tolerant of people who disagree with him? "Man's Ego is inflated;His laws are outdated..." SLOW TRAIN COMING

[@rickenbacker63able]

Maher is fantastic. Friday night is the best night of the week!

[@AwesomeAlexAdam]

Saturday too. It has MMA!

[@TariqKhan-xt5qs]

I find it hilarious how people just started laughing when they just showed the picture of Bachmann, Bill didnt even have to say anything.

[@奧斯卡-n2k]

The party is full of people who are a caricature of themselves. I would be laughing at the image of half of the GOP if they weren't so dangerous *and* elected into office somehow.

[@childewaters]

Thank God for Bill Maher. So to speak.

[@TheMichael197513]

Brilliant! Thank you for this.

[@Zenmyster]

It's like a Snickers bar. No matter how you slice it, it comes out nuts.

[@stevie68a]

I kept HBO just so I could watch Bill Maher, the best commentator out there.

[@AwesomeAlexAdam]

This one is Pure Genius!!

[@SomethingSomethingg]

"Jesus would be the first man Michele Bachmann ever saw coming" I fucking DIED!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashikmahmud9131]

FierceONeill I didn't get the joke. Care to explain?

[@SomethingSomethingg]

Admiral Ashik There's two parts to it. I'm not sure if English is your first language or not (I hope I'm not sounding rude or snobby 😕) but "coming" is slang for ejaculating. The other part is there's wide speculation that her husband, Marcus Bachmann, is gay. With that, if he's gay then Bill is suggesting they've never had sex or at least her husband was not turned on enough to "come", therefore Jesus would be the first man she ever saw coming. Though Bill doesn't mean Jesus coming as in ejaculating but arriving, so he's using coming in the sense of a double entendre. I hope that explained it!

[@ashikmahmud9131]

FierceONeill Thanks a lot. English is my 2nd language but I understood the 'coming' part. Now I get why I didn't get the joke. It's because I didn't know anything about her husband

[@SomethingSomethingg]

Admiral Ashik No problem! You seriously should watch some of the clips featuring Marcus Bachmann. The even funnier aspect to this is that he runs a "Curing Camp" where he allegedly cleanses gays of their wicked ways and makes them Hetero 🙄 But listening to him describe it is hysterical because he sounds like the gayest guy who ever strutted the Earth lol Take Richard Simmons, Jack from Will and Grace and Harvey Fierstein, multiply their effeminacy by 1,000,000,000,000% and you'll have Marcus Bachmann

[@jessemedina5436]

One of the best new rules to date

[@jessemedina5436]

This is a top 5 new rules for me

[@stevie68a30]

We need couple of atheists on the supreme court, you know, reality judges.

[@internetsnacks150]

Two guys in the comedy business blow my mind: the late George Carlin and Bill Maher.

[@juangarcia7358]

That's the price you have to pay for freedom of speech. Anyway I live in Spain, where we have a constitution and everything, but I've never heard any Spanish Supreme Court Justice say that sort of nonsense, mainly because I suspect that if they dared to, the Spanish Department of Justice would temporarily suspend them until they passed a psychiatric examination. That's the difference between America and Europe. At the very least they should have him undergo an anti-doping test to rule out the possibility of drugs. I don't think any modern democracy can afford the luxury of having a Supreme Court Justice on crystal meth or some other shit.

[@rvapes5912]

+Doug in San Diego That's worse than any drug. Luckily it killed him. Too bad he won't be surprised to find out that everything he believed was bullshit.

[@marianoaldogaston]

en españa predominan católicos. son muy diferentes. los católicos en general. nunca leyeron la biblia. creen en dios y nada mas. en eeuu son evangelistas. creen en la biblia literalmente. por lo tanto niegan la evolución. creen que es literal las cosas de la biblia que los catolicos solo creen que son metáforas.

[@jmmmnliberal8274]

Im moving to Spain. You got the Cruz sisters there. Maybe Monica is single? I know Penelope is married

[@sixtusmagicus2836]

Juan Garcia Come on dude, give our american friends a break, perhaps we have not this crazy religious shit but we are far from being perfect. There is no separation between justice and executive branches of the state, our dirty corrupt politicians nominate the Supreme and constitutional courts. First we should clean our house before we criticize others.

[@sandysutherland2182]

"Like smelling a gas leak and calling an exorcist!" - - - love it!

[@0oBlitzoo]

That last line, while funny as hell, is sadly the truest statement.

[@justinbrown1722]

The tea party shot was spot on!!

[@haupt22]

well put as always

[@michaelgriffith9205]

Bill is saying what I was thinking 60 years ago when I was 10.

[@TheFinex82]

Now your description is complete! My congrats:)

[@daveyhouston]

Why does scalia sound sad about not seeing the devil?

[@isaacmedeiros5456]

THIS ROCKS! Bill Maher you are the best!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kad5837]

Thats some scary shit having a Judge like that!

[@loungelizard5000]

Well put.

[@奧斯卡-n2k]

In a country proud of it's separation between church and state, the highest court in the land, including individual judges on that court, shouldn't *publicly* address religious topics. On the other hand, perhaps now at least we know where his interpretations come from.

[@terryz3063]

Boy I miss Michele, she's so easy to laugh at.

[@terryz3063]

Doug in San Diego I know, but still good for a laugh. She did not serve the electorate very well.

[@jneumann341]

as someone from Minnesota. I don't.

[@lmjenki]

I'm shocked! Shocked to discover that Michele Bachmann didn't serve the electorate very well! "A people tend to get the government they deserve." If you elect stupid and delusional people to public office, chances are they will not serve you very well. This does not reflect well on those cretins who elected her in the first place.

[@jneumann341]

lmjenki Not sure how she won, we've been a blue state for quite a while.

[@terryz3063]

Very true Doug. The woman is a poster girl for stupidity.

[@jamesl7064]

That was brilliant.

[@anael55]

You nailed it again Bill. Kudos for a great show!

[@WillyM79]

That "first man she ever saw coming" line slays me

[@sngscratcher]

Scalia needs professional help, just like Bachman.

[@Voodootiger]

Class, pure class

[@BawonSamndi]

Not a liberal nor conservative, not my mother tongue, Im not even american, but i love this NewRule video

[@TheFinex82]

Man, that guy is GREAT!

[@jaybanon]

ONE OF THE BEST ESP....MAN BILL MAHER THAT WAS A GREAT SHOW

[@andy602]

Thanks

[@katmatally]

Don't vote on next year's budget - IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU LOL, Bill ... folks like you help keep me sane in this crazy religiosity-based "moral superiority"

[@larrytherangerdog]

NAILED IT

[@Planted_Jungle_Daddy]

Brilliantly and yet terrifyingly true!

[@srbinbrate]

I love this guy :-)

[@rockstarlaura]

One of my favorite new rules! I laughed my ass off at "he'd be the first man she saw coming."

[@sateIIitepilot]

Truer words have rarely been spoken and are not said enough in the media.

[@lukemilton1964]

Bill Maher is AWESOME!!!!

[@kdoe1305]

The whole idea of separating state from church has been ignored before and it's badly ignored in recent years.

[@Cerynitian]

You know, in the Iliad and the Odyssey, you have gods and goddesses messing with mortals, favoring one over another, impregnating humans to make men who are able to fight evil monsters and seduce every woman they come across, and summoning storms to destroy armies. And that doesn't happen very much anymore.

[@stephenstoner1964]

Great and thats who was up holding the contitution

[@christianvennemann9008]

0:46. I died of laughter!

[@wnapholi]

Jeez....Oliver Stone is loving it at 0.30secs

[@expatronaut68]

Bachmann makes Palin look like a Rhodes Scholar...and she was elected to office??Really?

[@davidm6960]

Spot. On.

[@freddyghostbuster2715]

I didn't think of it that way. You're right. I will change my approach from here on out. Thank you.

[@freddyghostbuster2715]

I do agree with your point. It's like having a flower garden with only one colored flower. Boring. My problem lies with the ones who bring harm to others. Whether it being physical harm or emotional harm, we have to grow from that. And we have to do it together.

[@imalwaysright]

Bill Maher is awesome

[@joedaddy4714]

I miss scalia. God bless America

[@JayyEVee]

One of the better New Rules in recent 'end-times' as the Baggercons might say..

[@modurhead]

George wiley bush

[@ignacioleikis1784]

Guys ... Scalia JUST passed away. (Yahoo News)

[@bookwormaddict3933]

+Ignacio Leikis hope the prick met his Devil

[@rvapes5912]

+Ignacio Leikis YAHOO!! You shouldn't say anything but good about the dead. Scalia's dead. Good.

[@weldonmanney1569]

+Ignacio Leikis Thank God

[@Karlthegreat84]

+weldon manney God had nothing to do with that in this case.

[@thatguybrando]

Deals with Satan have to come due at some point in time.

[@theWACKIIRAQI]

And THATS Bill for ya... gotta love this guy.

[@alamudesky1959]

I want to thank NEOCONS for adding to Bill Maher,s Ratings

[@maxinefreeman8858]

I'm a Christian. I think Bill is so funny.

[@edc2380]

One of the best "New Rules" in recent memory

[@dawgeral333]

I laughed so hard I dislocated my hip and broke a window. God knows where the cat went! Har! Perfect as always.

[@JimCampbell777]

Bill nailed it again in the last few seconds of this video.

[@DanielTongol21]

Omg this is good!!

[@yagorules]

maher fucking nailed it in this one.. brilliant

[@monizdm]

Finally, someone who acknowledges that Scalia is not an intellectual. He is simply clever. Not the same thing.

[@seanmcdonald5859]

I always thought the devil just branched out into advertising and a public relations firm . . . . . You can still influence people but you also make a shit ton of money.

[@timothybrown760]

Why would he do that when he could be president? Oh, I'm sorry, HE DID become president! : - (

[@festus569]

Choosing George W. Bush Jr. as the President of USA was Scalia's biggest mistake.

[@lizjohnson1979]

Why don't we ban devout religiously individuals from the highest court in our country? They go into the lifetime appointment with majorly idiotic beliefs from the start. (Most of the time)

[@mksrex]

i think they just don't get--what can you do but watch them fizzle out

[@MrJosedaluz]

These politicians right wings makes me want to stop being a christian.

[@benscheffer9681]

I like you Bill Maher I like you

[@michaellangan4450]

The devil is evil personified; surely you don't doubt that there is evil.

[@thomaskawa8125]

Look how far we've regressed as a society. These gentlemen, founding fathers would be horrified to see what we've become...

[@LocalBeachLion]

The problem I have with these type of shows is that I can laugh about it, because it does not concern my country directly at the moment. Still it's an awkward idea that east of you an ex-kgb guy in charge and west of you is ruled by what seems like fundamentalists and all the people seem to be doing ( from which I can see from here ) is that the problems of the country has turned into entertainment :D

[@ChollieD]

Don't let it bother you that we (Americans) laugh at these right-wing loons. It's part of how we fight back.

[@bezaad]

This is very good to know if you were wondering why this country is so fucked up.

[@georgfriedrichhandel4390]

When Scalia was nominated for the Supreme Court in 1986, one of the senators who voted for Scalia's confirmation was Al Gore Jr. Fourteen years later, Scalia was one of the justices that stated that a recount of 70,000 ballots in Florida was "unconstitutional" which guaranteed George W. Bush's victory over Gore. I have always wondered if Gore ever regretted his vote to confirm Scalia.

[@the_stoned_investor]

The devil isn't in the OT at all that I remember.

[@jeremybell4750]

The book of Job.

[@the_stoned_investor]

Jeremy Bell Some would argue that this isn't necessarily correct. www.one-gospel.org/concepts/i_concepts_05.htm

[@blaq7427]

oneznzeroz The book of Genesis

[@sickphil71]

oneznzeroz Who the hell sold Adam and Eve that fruit? The farmer's market?

[@the_stoned_investor]

sickphil71 I'll assume you're being funny

[@Mbaving]

It's so strange to me that a country which embraces a seperation of Church and State, embraces Church in State

[@IAm-NotHear]

It's comedy, but it's upsetting

[@Lonewolfmike]

Scalia is one man who needs to retire from the Supreme Court. His way of thinking is outdated and out of touch with reality. The country has moved on and he is stuck in a time that no longer exists. This isn't the 50's anymore and we sure as hell don't need to go back to that time. It may seem "perfect", but was anything but. We are in the 21st century and the ideas of people like Scalia have not moved forward with the times. Well we are moving forward and if they are left behind then that is their choice.

[@AwesomeAlexAdam]

Well said

[@Lonewolfmike]

Alex Adam Thank you.

[@AwesomeAlexAdam]

My pleasure.

[@ultrastark1]

fuck you and fuck the new world order

[@sheilaghbrosky]

The devil is just an excuse for not taking responsibility for your own decisions or actions.

[@EndlessVacuum]

I agree with Mr. Scalia. The devil did get wilier. Instead of making pigs run off cliffs like he did in the old days, now he's a US supreme court justice.

[@xanzibar5374]

At least Scalia was a decent man who was very funny and easy to get along with. Even the late RBG was his best friend. Bachman has no redeeming qualities.

[@freddyghostbuster2715]

Give it time. The gaps closing in on those myths too.

[@freddyghostbuster2715]

They say it's open for interpretation, so go for it! Our Cocoa, who art in bowl, draining be your milk. Thy sweetness come, Thy sugar be yum, on top some Frosted Flakes. Give us this day our toast and jam and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive who munch on our snacks. And lead us not into vegetarianism but deliver us some bacon too. For thine is the Cocoa, the Krispies, and the Special K forever and ever. -B'acon-

[@tylerchristensen1484]

I don't believe the Devil to be literal. I do, however, believe that the Devil is allegory for the evil inside all of us.

[@Ekkie101]

I'm having my Cocoa Puffs right now!

[@jordanevers3432]

When societies quit providing a future and education for the youth , then you are living in the end times .

[@sofiapapagni]

He is brilliant

[@deetjay1]

Scalia was a benevolent uncle compared to the two Trump has unload on the SCOTUS...