Bitlife but I become a serial killer

Bitlife but I become a serial killer, I don't even know what the kill count was
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[@phazedscrubs]

Not Guilty: So how long am I going to be in prison for? Judge: You see that giant glowing thing in the sky...? When it burns out.

[@OrokanaMkIII]

Casually walks out at night

[@personal2741]

Judge: Welcome back Not Guilty. The state sentences you to three trillion years in maximum security prison. You’ll never see the sun again. Not Guilty: I’ll be out tomorrow.

[@toestealer]

@@personal2741 lmaoo

[@poemsbypoetry]

But he's Not Guilty!

[@mitchellbarton7915]

The moon? But your honor, that doesn't burn ou-... Oh.

[@shrek181]

It would be more of a twist if the title was “bitlife but I live a normal life”

[@IamaPERSON]

More like Ring of Fire

[@enclavesoldier5737]

“I Kevin, wish to live a normal life”

[@marhabacarpet8593]

cutting off your dick isn't normal

[@Ethan_Burke]

@@IamaPERSON more like bore ragnarok

[@troski3654]

269 now 270. 😁

[@rthwip]

Fun fact: in ancient Greece somebody killed a guy named rophon so they named him Bellerephon (Killer of Rophon) and Bellerephon never admit he killed Rophon, so they called him Innocent Bellerephon, which means I killed Rophon but I'm innocent. History repeats itself.

[@ratsovereign2887]

and at another point this dude got a title, The Blameless. so that made his name Bellerophon The Blameless literally translate to "I killed Rophon but it wasn't my fault", and I think that's wild

[@SirDankleberry]

That sounds like such a shitpost that history has given us.

[@JayWalk_Official]

Wasn't this the same guy who was sent to work for the king of another city to atone for his crime, but the queen didn't like him so he sent him to her father's kingdom to be killed? And then he ended up taming Pegasus?

[@rthwip]

@@JayWalk_Official Yes he is that guy

[@isaiah9501]

I think ive heard of him in a book.

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

1:55 "You can murder the other students, but when you insult the headmaster that's too far" American public education system *sweats nervously*

[@jensb3946]

The fuck you on about?

[@doge751k]

@@jensb3946 well well well, so a kid was getting bullied until she killed herself, the school said that they tried everything but when a kid had a Basketball Team haircut, the principal cut his hair with how long old clippers, happy now?

[@jensb3946]

@@doge751k Again, what the fuck are you on about? Is this something that actually happened? Do you have a source?

[@doge751k]

@@jensb3946 kzbin.info/www/bejne/bHi8iKmXlNiaqZY this is my source for the video, right now I am trying to find the kid suicided video now you moron.

[@razier5299]

@@doge751k Not knowing something like that doesn't make someone a moron.

[@NamariCo]

Judge: *according to your name, you're not guilty.*

[@IamaPERSON]

Kevin: Sweet, I'm free to go then!

[@Liam_The_Great]

yeah thats the joke

[@sarahmossman6378]

KING AUTISM TV o k

[@Gimeasamich]

@KING AUTISM TV alright then

[@Gimeasamich]

@Abyss is that not what I’m typing???

[@TechnoLion1]

At this point the only type of title Kevin could surprise me with is ”Bitlife but we live a peaceful family life”.

[@Starlightbooper]

I would still expect a plot-twist, it's not possible.

[@Daphodil27]

@@Starlightbooper yea.. like they are peaceful because they're all DEAD.

[@rain3339]

It's Daphne come on... we all know Kevin wouldn’t let them be peaceful in death

[@nianorton4875]

Bitlife but I don't get bunions

[@thattbugg9531]

Then it would be like wait WHAT

[@warfour1261]

When he was doing the lottery and he said “I keep saying one more go but I just can’t stop” that worries me a lot

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

That's just how lotteries work? Non?

[@lsrpjune3500]

JerkSpawn SlutBoy no that’s how addicts think lolol.

[@JoshuaKimbrough]

He's like vinesauce Joel who's a degenerate gambler

[@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097]

He was foreshadowing his Among us addiction, none of us realised.

[@happylittletrees6685]

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you Never, ever desert you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you I'll never, ever desert you

[@pleasehelp3319]

“I’m on the verge of death and have depression at age three” lmao this is already a roller coaster right in the beginning

[@T.L1811]

Perfect childhood for a murderer

[@rhiannonlister517]

“Today we are going to be a serial killer” ahhh yes... what else should we expect

[@IamaPERSON]

Pickens doing cult stuff

[@Kmn2]

Rhiannon Lister I just love how casually he says it then again it is Kevin he becomes a mass murderer in almost every game he plays

[@mynameisadude1948]

You mean everyday

[@vale-hs3sk]

Mr Bruh 😂 even if he doesn’t try to it always goes badly and he gets angry and starts killing people

[@Gimeasamich]

Seems normal

[@dangholston26]

Tough to sneak off to another country when you’re on an island Kevin

[@nathanfrank9469]

KING AUTISM TV ummm ok?

[@Name..........]

I mean technically isn't every country an island, because the definition of island is a piece of land completely surrounded by water and most countries are in fact surrounded by water.

[@24GramsOfSteve]

@@Name.......... An Island is a continental-land that is surrounded by water on all its sides. There are different names depending upon the size of this land and the water body surrounds it. A continent is a large land mass that has specified geographical boundaries and separated by oceans.

[@Name..........]

@@24GramsOfSteve Sigh dude I know that... it was meant as a sarcastic joke but I know it's hard to read my horrid attempt at humor over a KZbin comment.

[@Name..........]

Maybe I'll put in a "wink wink haha" at the end next time.

[@samwisegamgee1243]

Kevin: "999 million years" 9 million: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@markmcculfor6113]

Lol I saw that too

[@loisroulson9238]

"Haha imagine if this was the first video someone watched of me." Me, watching for the first time: you're fine.

[@darkclaws1234567891]

Lord voldemort is that you

[@atakurt4247]

First 9 years of your life passed : Killed Someone - Expelled from School - Having a depression in Kevin's Case: GOOOD START

[@doctordoc2351]

the way you worded this implies that you can have multiple depressions

[@WannaAstro]

Communist Fat Yoshi you can??

[@idontunderstandjokes8308]

Xalky kweit

[@atakurt4247]

@@idontunderstandjokes8308 خەڵکی کەرکوکم کورد لێرەش هەیە 🤣

[@crystal2967]

Didn’t know other Kurds like me also watch Kevin 😂 that’s cool

[@GameGabe]

when you thought the series couldn't get any better

[@IamaPERSON]

Then Kevin joined

[@IamaPERSON]

@@AxxLAfriku your sisters don't count as girlfriends, you mistake of life.

[@pinklipsmoney444]

@@IamaPERSON dammmm 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻

[@IamaPERSON]

@@pinklipsmoney444 yep! I would say you know i had to do it to him, but then that implies he gave me STDs

[@langweilig5637]

AxxL nice bait

[@Cvnt_blvnt]

”I've killed a few people but I have never been a proper serial killer” The FBI:.... The police:... Kevin's family:.....

[@AgentTasmania]

The fuck would the FBI care about a guy in Ireland?

[@redpanda6134]

@@AgentTasmania Because he might be an international threat

[@lenkagamine4145]

@@redpanda6134 that would mean the CIA would be concerned with him, not the FBI

[@valerio1257]

"It's time to vaccinate your son." "Uhm, nah. It's another way of murdering!" Oof.

[@hydromano6652]

Yeah not vaccinating kids is basically killing them.

[@Hola-pe4ph]

Not vaccinating kids its like a way of torture but without weapons

[@meghanprytula3174]

@@Hola-pe4ph k ........m..m.m...m. mkmmkkmkkkkkkkk....k.k ....kkkk

[@feckmyself2741]

@@hydromano6652 I've never been vaccinated and healthier than my vaccinated friends

[@feckmyself2741]

@@Hola-pe4ph Not at all, I'm healthier than my vaccinated friends!

[@ay9989]

"I definitely killed the right parent" A phrase you may not hear anywhere else 😂

[@notaturnip545]

'may'

[@MichaelRosen-wz4ru]

**cough cough** rimworld **cough cough**

[@reganh5223]

Considering how fricked the world is, I’m sure that phrase will come up again at some point in time.

[@tjk-goix8513]

Umm...

[@tommycoolatta6533]

"Ok... Who can give me a sex change" Is another one

[@goobgoobgoob]

“I’m not a serial killer” 2 seconds later “I want a body count”

[@godzillaworks4585]

Sam'o'nella pfp

[@godzillaworks4585]

A man of culture as well, I see

[@DrBlueHigh]

Once he gets that body count he will be a serial murderer

[@lemurofthecentury1125]

Maybe he wasn’t talking about killing people

[@timmyb8353]

I've been listening to this in the background while working. It sounds like the ramblings of a completely coherent psychopath who believes everything he is telling. Very American Psycho feels.

[@renivideht]

Just realised that this is a one year old foreshadowing: "Let's go to Spain, I love Spain."

[@ByteDeity]

That's what I thought!

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

Kevin's mentioned before that he's wanted to live in Spain.

[@d04lvallier]

Kevin: "No jail can hold me and no man can kill me" *You got Bunions*

[@adrianposkonka8331]

He will always escape prison, he can't be touched by anyone, but he can't save himself from the curse that are bunions.

[@dantedesilva2977]

you can never escape bunions

[@flamingdog9207]

I fear no man. But that thing... *Bunions* It scares me.

[@alexs.7956]

Bunions are the final boss

[@aspenmarie3197]

“I’ve never been a proper serial killer” Does Jim just not exist anymore?

[@No-yp7kr]

Jim is his own chaotic entity that cannot be controled

[@IceKreacher]

Jim kind of has a mind of his own to be honest.

[@aspenmarie3197]

Metalhead 1966 fair

[@aspenmarie3197]

Ariel RF hahah true

[@littlebigparardise9245]

He is more than just a mere "serial killer." He is our God.

[@raisa1918]

Kevin moved to Spain in this video and now, a year later, he's moving irl. Let's hope that's the only coincidence from this video

[@firerhino8592]

I was gonna say

[@rosiered6712]

He's moving??

[@KitsuneMp9]

I like how his sentence got reduced from 320 million years to 80 million years. Also, if you wanna know just how monstrously long that is, if you went back in time 320 million years, you’d be in the Carboniferous era, a time when giant insects roamed the Earth and 75 million years before the first dinosaurs would evolve.

[@goth.1e]

Me :*reads title* This is a description of most games Kevin plays.

[@Deadbeatcow]

@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS no-one fucking asked

[@finno5827]

Imagine Like the judge is like : "NOT GUILTY" Man: already cheering "IS GUILTY" Man: feck

[@IamaPERSON]

Heyo Finn O. That would ironic.

[@stacywillis253]

Tell the judge to feck off for fecks sake. 😂😁😂

[@kaylal9790]

Hey Finn O.

[@jackbudi]

Hey Finn O.

[@P3dotme]

I guess you're not from the States.

[@haimynameiskai]

"so how long am i in prison for?" "yes."

[@fictional-girl_05]

XD

[@Bloodshade]

11:37 9,993,198. “999 million years” KEVIN CANT MATH

[@Kittysuit]

"You can murder the other students, but when you insult the headmaster, that's too far" welcome to youtube

[@myrin265]

The way Kevin's voice dropped when he said "I've never actually been a proper serial killer" makes me doubt the truth of that statement greatly.

[@kittypeanut4102]

@Smit Shilpatul makes sense

[@whatthefuckiswater2055]

"The church forgives!" given the context im crying laughing 😂😂

[@Iamgudjoe]

Me: "hey Kevin, what is the largest number in existence?" Kevin: _pulls out prison record_

[@hellmon9261]

*doesn't vaccinate his son* "It's another way of murder"

[@Cinn4947]

*Murders them anyway*

[@hellmon9261]

@@quinn.blink_141 Are you anti-vax or are your parents just anti-vax?

[@hellmon9261]

@@quinn.blink_141 ok, I hope you get old enough to get vaccinated yourself without any mayor complications! Measles are a bitch

[@apeachonahill8059]

can we just disable gacha channels from commenting? thanks

[@hellmon9261]

@@apeachonahill8059 Dude calm down... I just commented something funny Kevin said. A lot of people do that? Why does my channel matter?

[@ethanlivemere1162]

"Maybe we should put locks on the doors so the serial murderer doesn't escape again" "Nah man we got this just slap another 10.000 years onto his sentence"

[@omershaik6374]

I love how when kevin needed to pick a new name after the transition, the game suggested the name of his first girlfriend whom he impregnated and then beat to to death with a club. Like yea, that's a great idea for a name!

[@kujiro_x8099]

When youtube's algorithm suddenly hears kevin say "I've killed a few people but i've not actually been like a proper, serial killer"

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

He's gonna get all the gun ads and duct tape ads and shady warehouse storage ads probably a few serial killer starter kit ads. Dexter edition. Google likes ads. Google, no morals - all greed.

[@lyxla2579]

I bet the FBI agent watching Kevin is so worried.

[@artskies101]

The 2 mil subs are also watching Kevin, but they're encouraging him probably

[@ambaka9411]

Kevin lives in Ireland tho

[@deromofo3436]

Kevin aint american

[@math3000]

MI5: Step aside, that's our jurisdiction Interpol: Am I a joke to you?

[@math3000]

@David Lydon I'm not sure, MI5 is basically there to secure UK's safety and Ireland is literally right next to it, so there's a reason for it

[@Ktcha-cw5wf]

Judge: who are you? Me: I’m “not guilty” Judge: you are not guilty? Me: thank you have a great day *leaves court*

[@sebastiaodecamposalves]

Yes

[@PythonMFD]

No

[@gameshock3897]

This is not even funny.

[@PythonMFD]

@@gameshock3897 No one meant for it to be funny We just did it lol

[@gameshock3897]

@@PythonMFD I'm not talking about the chain lol, just talking about the joke.

[@samsungalaxyxd1823]

6:22 aged perfectly

[@KieranBarnbyAcoustic]

Hearing an Irishman pronounce Niamh the way it's spelt is probably one of the funniest things I've heard this year. Yes, I live a sad life 😂

[@pedrostormrage]

1:28 "Patella" (aka kneecap) is the bone located in front of the knee joint. 3:54 "Jackwagon" a slang insult meaning "worthless" or "dumb". A jack wagon was the chow (food) wagon in a wagon train or cattle drive, and brought up the rear of the procession. Thus positioned, it was subject to all the dust and debris of the stuff ahead of it. And so, it came to be a slang phrase implying that someone was dumb enough to be riding in the jack wagon.

[@umbranmierex2413]

I love how he put " a hazelnut spread" 😭🧡

[@pedrostormrage]

@@umbranmierex2413 Oh, I didn't even notice that XD

[@brandonshanelindsey6214]

NERD!!! (nah i’m just joking)...nerd

[@yerman7820]

Kevin: "I've not been a proper serial killer" Sims, just sims

[@fictional-girl_05]

I think he meant he'd never been a proper serial killer in Bitlife.

[@kailam1481]

The irony of this is that in prison, people call you by your last name. Meaning, he would have been called guilty in prison

[@Ronfost89]

Flees from Ireland to Spain????? Kevin with that long term storyline foreshadowing.

[@zFalconx]

"You have been sent back to prison for 319783154 years!" Kevin- Imma head out.

[@unknownid9276]

“Where’s the legal system pretty soft on crime” *Nervously glances at the zoomed in Israel* “Ireland”

[@shadowcastyt]

1:28 Patella is the anatomical term for “kneecap” if this actually needed to be cleared up

[@CallOfCutie69]

6:23 And that’s how the plan to move to Spain was conceived This is the proof this playthrough was actually based on Kevin’s real life..

[@auntchilada8635]

Kevin should have called him First name: Not Not Last name: Not Guilty So then he can be referred to as Mr. Not Guilty, but his name is a triple negative so it still means 'not guilty'.

[@lucygladiator7629]

Or just make his first name 'he's'???

[@ptarts09]

Whenever Kevin says "if you are new to the channel" it makes me want to rediscover Kevin all over again but with those videos, just to see what it'd be like

[@kenjutsukata1o1]

My first Kevin video was one of his earlier Sims 4 ones. I believe it was the one when he first made the first prison pods down in the basement of the desert house (I was looking for Sims 4 gameplay videos to decide if I wanted to get it or not, and Kevin's was the first one I clicked). After that brilliantly baffling video I immediately went and watched the series from the beginning. Been a Kevin fan ever since. What was your introduction?

[@datrtzhush3734]

The first vid i watched was rhe until dawn one, got him recommended after watching rt, tought he was hilarious.

[@ptarts09]

@@kenjutsukata1o1 I'm not sure, but it might have been one of his Garry's mod rp videos, probably the star wars ones or it might have been the early GTA's ones with Grognak. I wish I remembered

[@ptarts09]

@@datrtzhush3734 for me it was the other way around, I think I was watching one of Kevin's Sims 4 videos and got recomended RT's first sims 2 video.

[@Metzli]

@@kenjutsukata1o1 To me it was basically the same xD

[@ryry4646]

6:25 now we know where the idea came from

[@lemurofthecentury1125]

3:22 Every Karen: “And I took that personally”

[@Los_BreadstickMartian]

9:30 that beats the world record jesus-

[@DinoRicky]

Omg he’s an world record holder

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

6:24 Foreshadowing

[@mitchellbarton7915]

Kevin: *"hey there friends"* Also kevin: *kills friends* Also also Kevin: *"You should be scared."* Me: *"Joke's on you, I WANT to die!"*

[@ExVeritasReverentia]

Ah, yes, a kindred spirit XD

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

Please dont die there are many call centers and support networks available, you are important, please reach out for help, things may be rough but there us help available

[@mitchellbarton7915]

@@YourDad-dh6fj My dad would never say that. Lol he tried to strangle me for not being Christian.

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

@@mitchellbarton7915 I'll be your dad then. I am proud of you and all I care about is you being a good person and pursuing what you love.

[@mitchellbarton7915]

@@YourDad-dh6fj awww ;u;

[@nessunoinporta5095]

Kevin Starts His Videos Saying "Hey There Friends" And He Kills All His Friends ,Oh Feck

[@coill.]

He says that in the video

[@risen3031]

I once killed a student in school (in bitlife) and nobody cared. Then i did it again, missed, and got expelled.

[@velvetsky3451]

9:20 the random name it selected was the name of the girlfriend you murdered. what a c o i n c i d e n c e.

[@hummuslord6521]

Kevin: "This time it'll be different!" Bunions: *Well hello there* ;)

[@lonelychip61]

Kevin: "Welcome to the channel" Me: "That's a funny way of spelling and saying 'cult'"

[@fandomenthusiast6441]

This is my favorite comment on the video

[@dakneegrow.]

hilarious that he's worried for new viewers about the squeaky mic or a rambling intro, then right after casually says so today we're going to be a serial killer lol

[@sharkpuppet8592]

I tried to be a serial killer in bitlife and I killed my parents friends and Girlfriend without being arrested. Only when I performed a drive by AT my mother. I robbed houses AND tried to Rob a blind man but he "saw" me and ran away

[@ABWBackyardWrestling]

7:08 Ah yes, the "jackpoint".

[@piginhumanform28]

no one: *Kevin: 319783154 years in prison*

[@hughwetzel1875]

6:25 FORESHADOWING

[@captainpalegg2860]

some paleontologist in the distant future: *picks up jawbone* the ghost of the warden: put her back. she still has 7 billion years left in her sentence.

[@sarahmichie4382]

"I have done some killing... in this game before"

[@IamaPERSON]

Wonder if he actually did off someone

[@xeante8274]

@@IamaPERSON ask the person who hit him with a car

[@jackbudi]

@GOD GOD how? He’s dead?

[@LynnAgain83]

Mmmhmmmm 🤔🤔

[@Starlightbooper]

@@xeante8274 dunno, do some exorcism stuff?

[@skullsarecute]

I want to see you Bitlife as a loving soccer mom, Kevin style.

[@fictional-girl_05]

So a loving soccer mom who kills people?

[@andreipoplauschi180]

@@fictional-girl_05 The enemy team can't win if their dead just saying

[@fictional-girl_05]

Andrei Poplauschi That’s what “Kevin style” implies

[@andreipoplauschi180]

@@fictional-girl_05 kevin style has a multitude of meaning raging from a coplete feck up in which the kids are drug dealers who grew up without anyrhing to eat or the one above where kevin murders the enemy soccer team and declare his kids winners by elimination

[@volden4902]

4:17 how the fuck, I don't need sleep I need answers

[@flamingdog9207]

I like to imagine the lag at the end was just the game getting tired of this shit lmao

[@sehzzy]

Kevin’s inspired me to play BitLife the right way, in all the worst ways possible 😂 so much fun!

[@kathrynpalma3043]

Me too!! From the first time I watched him play, I downloaded it and have been playing in the worst ways possible. I love it!!

[@mckenziecolson7461]

"Today we're going to be a serial killer" How is this different from literally every game you've ever played

[@nblaise21]

Kevin is actually moving to Spain now. This is the evidence we need. This video is a documentary.

[@BJ-jh5is]

6:25 did Kevin just predict his own life without even knowing he would

[@ButiLao44]

Me: *reading the title* I'm not surprised

[@Jackn17_]

12thDoctor's Companion i was thinking “Wait hasn’t he done this before”

[@jackbudi]

Same

[@stedmandrinkwater6354]

Oh! I thought he was already a serial killer.

[@yellowfello02]

lmao

[@cozonac509]

i want to know the meaning of this joke (im new on this channel but these comments creep me out..)

[@Raxxer1993Q8]

6:04 HAHAHA didn’t expect that. Nice editing for less than half a second in a KZbin video. This is why you deserve every subscriber (for your effort not just this edit)

[@idkidk6984]

11:37 Kevin: 999 MILLION years The actual number: am I a joke to you?

[@jessicafernanda11]

Love how kevin somehow manages to break even a text-based game

[@user-zu9rn7ru9v]

Kevin: I don't want friends! Kevin refers to us as friends *sweats profusely*

[@magic8girl]

8:03 Kevin saying 'well shit' was the highlight of my day

[@mi1kguts]

i cant believe this video predicted his move to spain

[@fictional-girl_05]

So I'm rewatching this and when Kevin made his comment about "imagine if this is the first video you've ever watched of me" and I realized that I think this might actually have been the first video of his that I watched.

[@samr4831]

I love how the game got him to kill at seven years old, he was really born a serial killer

[@BP9000]

"Alright, Let's try clubbing my mom again" Never change Kevin

[@maxwellquipey1]

"Mr. Guilty", that shit backfired real quick 💀💀💀

[@_username_7147]

If only we realized why he chose Spain.....

[@Jason-hw4tf]

I love how every video he says " if this is your first video" but it must be working because his sub counts growing and to be honest I dont remember my first kevin video but if I'm sure it was just as high quality because i showed my dad and he watches Kevin daily

[@hiimcrazyfordrwho]

9:05 "My cockatoo, Dinner, clawed my throat. I lectured him."

[@keatonbash2217]

He should have trained it to kill for the days he is busy escaping prison.

[@CorporalCanada]

2:51: No OnE ExPeCtS ThE SpaNisH InQuISitIoN

[@Little_Goofy_Goober]

There is a bug, that when you skill in karate you can instakill everyone.

[@Void_TheDemon]

I'll have to try that.. 👀

[@Sqk.]

It’s not a bug. You can instakill anyone if you learn the final attack of any martial art and lower martial art attack also has a higher chance to kill people than regular attacks

[@BoredMurphy]

"Bitlife but I do what I do in every video"

[@IamaPERSON]

Bitlife, but I take life.

[@CarlosThadeu]

Me: *reads the title* So, just another normal episode of The Sims 4... I mean, Bitlife.

[@grimsyflimsy]

I find it really cute that he tried to go to Spain in this video and now he's actually moving there in real life

[@stonedwitch7184]

14:20 was literally the best fucking laugh ever

[@westallen2383]

"But i become a serial killer" tell us something we don't know

[@flameguy8025]

First name: Kevin you’re Last Name: Not guilty Unofficial middle name/nickname: Kevin Flawless

[@TheMarulaMonarch]

13:46 that’s what a certain thin moustache man did

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

“You can murder the other students but when you insult the headmaster,that’s too far”

[@maddypoop_6465]

Day 191 of telling Kevin that he’s the best KZbinr on this platform and we all love him Day 131 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama Day 52 of telling Kevin to sing Timber

[@dystop2766]

I hope those are real numbers... if so I'm impressed by your organisation :P

[@IamaPERSON]

@@dystop2766 they are, he has 200 comments on this channel

[@jaytalent1350]

6:37 Basically anyone who knows about DC villains