Bitlife but my dream life turns into a nightmare

[@husband-of-chinggis]

"Things are getting hot with Jim Pickens, and you're thinking about safe sex" Not a sentence I thought I'd hear today but alright

[@IamaPERSON]

But it was one we deserved

[@husband-of-chinggis]

Am I hallucinating or did my comment just get hearted i--

[@Christian-oi7sd]

@@husband-of-chinggis you're hallucinating my friend guy

[@husband-of-chinggis]

@@Christian-oi7sd ah feck, I knew it was a bad idea to take this much cocaine

[@cubancharlotte]

Really? That’s a thought that comes into my mind almost every day

[@husband-of-chinggis]

"There's something magical about pursuing something you're really passionate about, but not actually doing it, staying inside, and not getting out of your comfort zone at all" So basically the Sims then

[@EJTheGreat]

and that is why its such a successful game. minecraft aswell 😂

[@IamaPERSON]

That's kinda deep, tbh

[@LynnAgain83]

Can relate

[@IamaPERSON]

@@LynnAgain83 unrelated but I love your username.

[@germansniper5277]

so me then

[@dannystirling5458]

I would imagine every character's life in a game Kevin plays is a nightmare

[@IamaPERSON]

Maybe

[@IamaPERSON]

Also, report axxl

[@nikkiesona]

Every character except the chosen ones. Then again, everyone around them is tortured still.

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

I can say, firsthand, that this is true

[@jackbudi]

Very true

[@finno5827]

"A nun offers you ketamine" That's why I hate video games, they appeal to the male fantasy

[@husband-of-chinggis]

i see your comments so often and they always make me cackle jdsjgshd

[@kaylal9790]

Finn! I didn’t find your comment yesterday, man. So hey x2

[@HansWurst1569]

Search partiboi69 ketamine dreams

[@themagicalllama8514]

I'd like this but it's at 666 likes.

[@nicowantstofuckingdie6479]

we do be sharing the same name doe

[@dancingghost930]

First name: first name Last name: second name

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

First Name Pickens

[@IamaPERSON]

Last name: Jim

[@JoshWilson-pg8hf]

this sounds like a fuckin BOP

[@jackbudi]

Second one Pickens

[@marlayna147]

Hotel: Trivago

[@zappodude7591]

3:30 Botox. Hollywood. Prison Breaks. Divorces. Long ago, the elements of Kevin's terrible life lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Cowboys attacked.

[@dragonfan8647]

Only Jim Pickens, leader of the cult, could stop them. But when Kevin needed him most, he vanished.

[@ennuiphantom]

A hundred bunions have passed and the Cowboys are nearing their victory in the war.

[@selobee4831]

Although his cult skills were great, he has a lot of people to imprison before he can save anyone. But I believe Jim Pickens can save Kevin's terrible life.

[@XxFluffyxX]

18 naked cowboys in the showers attacked

[@dylanw.8428]

11:11 actually, puppeteer here. Sorry Kevin, you can’t see the wrist of a puppeteer because there is a sleeve coming out of the puppet called an arm sock that covers your whole forearm. It is more likely, however, that your head goes too high accidentally and becomes visible on screen. This has been your puppetry fact, you may continue scrolling.

[@raspberryfox4909]

That's a really awesome fact! I own a fluffy green 'oscar-esque' puppet handed down to me by a close friend. Even has arm sleeves and gloves for articulation.

[@colbyjackcheese4964]

Kevin: any acting jobs available BitLife:sorry there’s nun left

[@IamaPERSON]

Hey bud, how's it going?

[@husband-of-chinggis]

Bruh

[@colbyjackcheese4964]

The REAL person! Pretty great finally made a new video that I’m about to upload

[@IamaPERSON]

@@colbyjackcheese4964 sweet! What's it going be about?

[@colbyjackcheese4964]

The REAL person! I just uploaded it go check it out

[@baval5]

"I get a lot of money and suddenly Jim wants to date me" Yeah, thats how he makes his living.... And your dying.

[@lucbrink-morrison5593]

I remember when I actually tried, was a millionaire, had been at the top of the engineering career, big family etc. Then my guy wouldn’t die. At fecking 118 years old he got falsely accused of murder, which sent him to prison and drained all his money. He then died at 121 yeas old. Unsuccessful, jailbird, poor, etc. *Wtf rng gods!!*

[@paf1097]

My best life was becoming a pornstar and posting to social media until I became famous, millionaire etc. Literally the best job 😂

[@patrickkennedy7972]

In one life I died of cancer at 6

[@jodie6039]

@@patrickkennedy7972 That's so sad

[@charlieweasley2534]

Patrick Kennedy Oof

[@simpleambitious]

LMFAO

[@swagromancer]

I like how Jim Pickens was perfectly in character.

[@Salman11ish]

In my BitLife gameplay I've played through 4 generations of Pickens. Jim Pickens, Second Pickens, Jim Pickens Jr. and Jim Pickens the IVth. Amazing experience. 10/10 would kill my wife and abandon all my children again.

[@hayleycakes3435]

im just glad to see youve carried the Pickens name very well.

[@swivelkeyring3512]

I did this too lmao

[@charlieweasley2534]

Salman Dear Leader, is it really you?!

[@Salman11ish]

@@charlieweasley2534 I wish but I'm not as mighty as our Dear Leader

[@flinkstiff]

I love how kevin is his own laugh track after every joke he makes. That's big brain right there. Ol' chap 🎻🗿

[@acidstrummer]

Wow Kevin, you're so cool and brave!

[@user-hi4sm3ig5j]

The coolest. And the bravest.

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

The bravest and coolest

[@trashyvine6279]

It says only one reply. But there's 2 (3 including me)

[@Kai-zz3no]

And handsome ;) pls date me Kevin pls pls I complimented you plsplsplsplspls I’m not desperate I’ll just do literally anything to get together

[@skilledsquid965]

@@Kai-zz3no SIMP

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

We’ve finally reached the point in the lore where Jim is actively trying to seduce Kevin through the medium of video games.

[@seasaltine]

“‘I am homosexual’ and then call it a year” if I were a character in bitlife that would be me

[@crowbirdyy]

Same lol

[@calvenmuswagon7445]

GAAAAAAAAY!!!!

[@Zephyr01]

somehow i dont think announcing that you're gay in fucking AFGHANISTAN is a good idea

[@bangtan_reigns2220]

@@Zephyr01 gotta spice up life 😏

[@diosol_]

@@Zephyr01 gotta live life on the edge

[@J__T]

I would be interested in seeing a bitlife character of Kev's showing up in the Sims 4...

[@clerker]

Once I had a dream where everything in my life was going wrong, but it turned out I was just a sim in Kevins Sims 4 game.

[@skilledsquid965]

Nightmare*

[@jayaniee]

@@skilledsquid965 Nah imagine being able to meet the dear leader, now that's a dream.

[@skilledsquid965]

@@jayaniee true true

[@anautilus2004]

@@skilledsquid965 wallpaper

[@ProtoMario]

Jallalabad is the base I was stationed at during operation enduring freedom...wow. It's basically an old airport with a shot down russian jet they worship.

[@jakodarex]

How was it?

[@kellyj4799]

That place actually sounds kind of cool to me actually

[@discordlexia2429]

How many faces did you stamp on with your jackboots?

[@ethanburkhamer1339]

BitLife: let’s give options for a reasonable name Kevin: “Feck” “first name second name” “shit” “Oscar nominee”

[@whytho8856]

don't forget "Famous Actor"

[@buzzii]

Jim pickens: “Hey kevin is Oscar Nominee available to talk?”

[@thatpixelgirlangie]

"I'll take any position" - never thought that day would come in my life, but here we are

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

1:57 Ah yes. I've heard that Afghanistan was always big on anime...

[@troy2413]

The sims music really hit hard

[@Moody-Boy]

I was wondering if anyone else noticed the music too. It’s the OG Sims 1 soundtrack.

[@dr.fandom2648]

"Only thing to note this year, 21 years I'm a homosexual." I feel targeted😂

[@souptime7058]

same here

[@Christian-oi7sd]

That's gay though...

[@robertcheframsey112]

Bro, that’s kinda gay

[@pedrolmlkzk]

Me too

[@poemsbypoetry]

I literally came out when I was 21 and did nothing else of use that year

[@Stella.22g]

Day 26 of telling Kevi he's a beacon of light in this cold dark world and that he makes our life better by existing 💖💖

[@ineffabletryx6528]

Tell him to do something like sing country roads except make a parody about Jim Pickens or something.

[@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464]

@@ineffabletryx6528 no u

[@BlueFlames094]

Stella GS amen to this ❤️

[@noahregnhammare]

I thought you said he was a BACON of light 🥓

[@Stella.22g]

@@noahregnhammare the most delicious bacon on earth 😩✨

[@hotscottrulz]

He had a face only a mother could love, a mother with very poor eyesight who only ever saw her son in the dark.

[@TheIrishDino]

The Bitlife thumbnails are my favourite because I love seeing what crazy, stupid and funny lines Kevin puts in them.

[@oftheundersea]

we need a callmekevin and a graystillplays collab to see who is truly the most chaotic

[@joannapietrzak8677]

No. This planet wouldn't be able to handle the combined evilness of the two- it would just burst into flames spontaneously.

[@oftheundersea]

@@joannapietrzak8677 we won't know until we find out

[@laurendyer2838]

bbadieu Add RT and we will have a murderous potluck of genocidal youtubers

[@stars_shadow]

I think the Let's Game it Out guy could be a great addition to this chaos

[@rachard]

Yes i must see it before dying

[@2emms_]

Kevin:*makes character* Character: idk what I've gotten into but damn am I scared

[@H3CKH0UND666]

Y'all ever just read the title and be like "I felt that."?

[@jay-sansings5024]

Yes.

[@katluvr4266]

It’s interesting to see what it feels like for every other Sim who has to deal with Jim. This is how the other half lives, dodging Jim Pickens calls and praying they don’t get murdered because of it

[@JuniperDeath31]

"dIdnT exPecT thaT GLow uP"

[@Hannah-k8m]

I love how Kevin’s struggling to get famous and I accidentally got famous by making my character a writer for a magazine... then my wife got kidnapped...

[@math3000]

well, I accidentally became famous after being a reporter

[@Hannah-k8m]

Math I didn’t even know you could get famous , I hadn’t played in a few months 😂

[@tomokokurokiirl]

how??

[@iriscandy6377]

Kevin, with all honesty, and utter seriousness, you will be an amazing voice actor. Please try to pursue it.

[@NottPip]

I’m scared for the people in this video, Kevin shouldn’t have this power..

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

The hardest decisions require the strongest wills

[@LitoraLee]

This entire video was boosted by the fact Kevin almost got "Jim Pickens" by Jim Pickens.

[@nopenope273]

“ohohoho no pufferfish, I know where that goes. especially with Jim Pickens lurking about.”

[@dallasbutitsthedanceofital2923]

"what does it mean when your mother can't love it?" it means me.

[@IamaPERSON]

Bruh

[@jackbudi]

L

[@rachard]

not an epic gamer moment

[@skilledsquid965]

F

[@AlexTWO22]

"There's something magical about wanting to peruse something you're really passionate about, but not actually doing it, staying inside and not leaving your comfort zone whatsoever" - Kevin 2020

[@overthecounterbeanie]

Here's to Oscar Nominee, the gay orphan Afghan boy who has a dream to be a Hollywood actor, emigrated to Canada to study dance, but ended up working as a porn set janitor and later a puppeteer. RIP.

[@nightgaunt535]

I agree, Tommy Wiseau is the perfect man-beast-thing.

[@thezadartist2643]

“Things are getting hot with Jim Pickens” *_those are famous last words_*

[@TheHutchy01]

Fuck, Marry, Kill. Or how Jim spends an evening with someone.

[@mainaccount3087]

I've always wondered why no one has offered Kevin a voice-acting position. His cowboy voice seems really spot-on, and he can convey emotions (mostly anger, annoyance, humor, and the occasional self-deprecation) quite well.

[@donck3772]

Being able to meet past lives is the happiest I've seen kevin

[@docette2015]

. . .you know what? Oscar Nominee may have never truly achieved his lifelong dream of being an actor, but. The guy dated Jim Pickens, got engaged to him, then broke it off because Jim wouldn't sign a prenup and had no money. . .and he WASN'T IMMEDIATELY MURDERED. Frankly, that is a BETTER accomplishment than becoming an actor. *slow claps him*

[@waffleaffle231]

Idk why this is the top comment on this video for me 4 years later but I'm not mad at it

[@mrdiby1]

After filming this episode, Kevin felt depressed as he realised that his dream life was not what he wanted. We all believe this was the work of Jim Pickens. Day 350 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.

[@ZeeboidThrok]

After this, i just want yer man to play a game with stunning graphics. Or VR. So he can do more of that hilarious vr pointing to make a point thing again.

[@nobuf]

Kevin please do this

[@skilledsquid965]

You still doing this

[@miks322]

The ad I got for this video was for windshield repair. It began with the line "You never know where you'll be when your windshield gets chipped or cracked..." and Kevin's face grinning in the thumbnail in the corner. I somehow feel this is too coincidental...

[@BennyLlama39]

Kevin: "I'll do *any* position!" Me: Uhh... what? Kevin: "Take that whatever way you want." Me: *Also* a loaded statement. 😀

[@j-j8984]

I was going to like your comment, but it's at 69 likes....nice

[@jewelxiat]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Peypin234]

Life is nothing but an endless loop of pain

[@cheyanneingle1731]

I just had the option to “watch a call me kevin video” while playing this game right now.. they notice you

[@sushicroissant8657]

The sims 1 ost tho, i cant handle the nostalgia

[@anonymousxaela761]

Seeing Kevin on the opposite side of Jim Pickens wrath seems to have made him finally realise what a monster he had created

[@rafaelalodio5116]

It's weird to see a video in which Jim Pickens is an antagonist, he is always the villain, but usually a protagonist.

[@OkieDokiLoki]

"I was focusing up here, meanwhile down here was a trainwreck!" Lmfao feckin relatable. 😭😂👌

[@DignityDC]

You should do this video again there is an update where you can because an actor and act in movies etc, it’s really fun.

[@hikariyumi9441]

I feel like this is Kevin’s way to Rebell against jim Pickens who keeps him locked in his basement

[@ichig0mash1mar0]

Life’s been feeling really hard lately and I’m feeling so stressed out. But I saw your video and it really helped make me laugh. Thanks Kevin for making such fun videos:’) they really do help me get through tough times

[@nicolepaulk3537]

Me: *has homework due tonight* Kevin: *Uploads* Me: *Procrastination Intensifies*

[@seriouslyDispa]

*Jim Pickens wants to join your family once you are rich* After playing the sims for so long, HOW DOES THAT NOT CONCERN YOU YOU KNOW HOW THIS ENDS

[@Warpedlamp280]

The last time I was this early we followed Urp and not Jim Pickens

[@WillCooperBagpipes]

You’re always welcome in Canada, Kevin

[@the-tq4fq]

Bitlife, or as Kevin calls it jobs I will never have

[@Luismayer77]

I think pretty everything Kevin touches turns into a nightmare

[@humlegard-gaming]

Kevin: plays bitlife Me: Ah shit, here we go again.

[@ZeeboidThrok]

Its lovely. But I miss those vr super awkward finger snaps.

[@deancoffey3380]

Thank you Kevin, I've always been a big fan of your videos and "watch them all the time" like app nana. Anyway, I've been having a real bad day and watching you has made me laugh and smile (like I always do because you are great). You managed to make me smile in a bad time, so thank you. Big fan :)

[@denyss5962]

0:41 I thought he was gonna be from Chile and I was really happy cause I'm from that country

[@JackisCharming]

Wow this is the most invested I've ever been in a Bitlife playthrough. Poor Oscar. So unfair. 😭

[@whoislurai]

of course it does, you’re Kevin

[@samwisegamgee1243]

Hey Kevin, i've been sick and stuck in bed since Wednesday. But waiting to watch your videos every day always gives me something to look forward to. Thanks for posting such great content every day. 💖

[@startedllama8238]

I hope you get better soon

[@samwisegamgee1243]

@@startedllama8238 Oh lol I'm all better now, thank you! 😊

[@startedllama8238]

@@samwisegamgee1243 wow that was fast 🙃

[@samwisegamgee1243]

@@startedllama8238 Lmao I think 11 months gave me a long enough time to heal up! 😂

[@startedllama8238]

@@samwisegamgee1243 😌

[@maddiedavis1273]

i GASPED when timothy wiseau came on the screen, i literally just watched the room the other day

[@dcflake5645]

I would genuinely watch a film with starring Kevin. And not just an adult film.

[@vickygayming]

“CURE MY BUNIONS” *the chat feed in the very next scene* you said no to acid

[@MunsterFrizbee]

Kevin finally feels the fear of those that encounter Jim Pickens.

[@emithewild]

The beginning speech hits way too close to home, I feel attacked

[@AA-xt8hg]

YESS ANOTHER BIT LIFE VID!!

[@wandering_poot]

"There's an Anime Club..." Not gonna lie, I had no clue that was actually a real thing until now.

[@NR-fg2qc]

I binge watch a lot of Kevivids and I often find myself wondering how one person can be so consistently funny all the time.

[@olliejean2427]

Melanie Martinez: I never signed up for your drama club! Kevin: WHERE IS THE DRAMA CLUB

[@kashiffarees881]

I like how Kevin was happy to just be nominated. He didn't feel the need to name himself winner.

[@woolfieMcP]

Kevin: I'm going to be Oscar Nominee from... Me, still vibing on the plague memes: Greenland's looking good this time of virus...I mean year

[@philipmalaby8172]

I love these BitLife videos

[@angelica-6627]

HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING ON THAT SIDE OF JIM, KEVIN?!

[@edolux_.]

i've done nothing w my morning but watch all your bitlife videos n wouldn't you know it u post another one tysm my hero

[@nkhelaifecteau522]

I’m starting to think that Oscar Nominee is Jim’s boyfriend from the sims episode “but I ruin everyone’s life”

[@splorf1337]

Keep up the amazing work Kevin I’ve been watching your videos for a year now and I really love your commentary while playing thank you for being such an amazing gamer and putting out some of the best content I’ve come across ❤️

[@jezusmylord]

"I am homosexual" - Kevin, 2020

[@WPR226]

A sims video in bit life form, amazing. Even in bit life Jim can't help but try and takeover.

[@EmiIce]

Kevin getting 'out of his comfort zone' whilst in his home, playing video games, being anti social as always.. hmm

[@thegeekyskunkgamer]

"Another facelift? How high are they gonna lift it?" Turg has entered the chat.

[@trenthorne7058]

"You witness a cowboy trying to burn down a church" Kevin: "In Afghanistan?!"

[@Poison-Lilithium]

The Sims music in the background, our leader Jim is influencing Kevin's videos.

[@ElisaHei]

You'd be fecking awesome voice actor or actor though :)

[@TheFiteShow]

"Please welcome Oscar nominee, Oscar Nominee!"

[@rhiannonlister517]

“Just to clarify. I don’t know what I’m doing here” you don’t need to tell us, we know 😂

[@enbytoon]

Kevin you have almost convinced me to get the premium version of this game, you already got me full on addicted to this, please make more. Yeah I just bought the full version you are a menace

[@rayafoxr3]

1:09 why is that kinda attractive to me

[@Roro-r813]

Girl

[@michaelklos3933]

I have had a longtime passion for drawing...I write my own stories and draw them in a form like manga... Lately, I haven't had proper motivation for it... But, when I do, if I had the means to animate, I would hire you for voice acting Kevin

[@Kmn2]

“Hey Kevin is Oscar available to talk” now that’s a really good inside joke only people who have watched all of his sims videos will get it and why it’s so funny

[@sarebear1800]

"I was average-looking for a year, and then it all went downhill!" Too real, bud.