Bitlife but I live in quarantine

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Call Me Kevin

Call Me Kevin

4 жыл бұрын

Bitlife, hope you have the time in quarantine to watch me quarantine while in quarantine
Twitch: / callmekevin
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Twitter: / callmekevin1811
Instagram: / callmekevin1811
Edited by @Kippesoep001, @TropicalFreeze2 and Kevin
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Пікірлер: 2 000
@cheapentertainment8298
@cheapentertainment8298 4 жыл бұрын
The genuine exasperation when he says "JUST WHIP IT OUT!" Is the best, honestly.
@dailybugle2147
@dailybugle2147 4 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed out loud at that
@pidgeymon2353
@pidgeymon2353 4 жыл бұрын
"Your honor, exhibit A!" No, Kevin, exhibit D.
@nghtwng1572
@nghtwng1572 4 жыл бұрын
Its 2am and that joke had me snorting and wheezing🤣🤣🤣
@anaionescu8913
@anaionescu8913 4 жыл бұрын
@@nghtwng1572 my parents heard me laughing at that part
@RazorM97
@RazorM97 4 жыл бұрын
I am the quarantine
@midnighteevee4246
@midnighteevee4246 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god I cannot kill my parents. This is the worst day ever." -- CallMeKevin
@ayriannamc
@ayriannamc 4 жыл бұрын
midnighteevee i legit read this as he said it
@tappavapahvi6184
@tappavapahvi6184 4 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen them. Yep kevin killed them
@ColdWizardMerlin
@ColdWizardMerlin 4 жыл бұрын
I know how he feels.
@BadWolfBlueForReal
@BadWolfBlueForReal Жыл бұрын
literally 10 seconds earlier: why does it always end in murder
@arcticdino1650
@arcticdino1650 4 жыл бұрын
Clearly the cure for depression is the realization that incense is air seasoning
@spideraba769
@spideraba769 3 жыл бұрын
It's like the word "aglet" in that episode of _Phineas & Ferb._
@milohasproblems7448
@milohasproblems7448 3 жыл бұрын
why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
@tashkent561
@tashkent561 3 жыл бұрын
And moonshine.
@mehhh6654
@mehhh6654 3 жыл бұрын
omg im happy now
@FloridaGuy53
@FloridaGuy53 2 жыл бұрын
Firefly is the opposite of waterfall... Hey, it works.
@cryptic6306
@cryptic6306 4 жыл бұрын
I never ever thought I’d hear Kevin whine “JUST WHIP IT OUTTTT” but here we are.
@alyssumbread
@alyssumbread 2 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp (transmasc mask)
@danin6961
@danin6961 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: names character "Lone Lee" Lone Lee dies without having any friends or family Kevin: *surprised Pikachu face*
@mymaya
@mymaya 4 жыл бұрын
not like the walking dead Lee I was shocked
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the heart
@turg2042
@turg2042 4 жыл бұрын
Turg
@Xipsep
@Xipsep 4 жыл бұрын
O-O
@kmansbruh2871
@kmansbruh2871 4 жыл бұрын
Turg turg
@lailah18
@lailah18 4 жыл бұрын
“Why does it always end in murder?” Because Kevin, it’s you
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
That could sum up his channel as a whole really
@TheManInBlueFlames
@TheManInBlueFlames 4 жыл бұрын
Actually it doesn't always end in murder. Some games he's just gotten weird endings. Also, he didn't do UNDERTALE genocide. He just did one episode of neutral and then ended. The canon is broken if you look hard.
@the0negachaguy158
@the0negachaguy158 4 жыл бұрын
True so true
@Dean-nq8so
@Dean-nq8so 4 жыл бұрын
When Sean’s hitman fingers are tingling, it’s Kevin he calls
@cecewilliams1660
@cecewilliams1660 4 жыл бұрын
What did you do to Snoke they just wanted to make a normal comment why would you do this
@liquidtvafternoons5315
@liquidtvafternoons5315 4 жыл бұрын
It was genuinely so surreal hearing Kevin spend ten minutes yelling about how he wants to detach my brain
@duchessnoor
@duchessnoor 4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@amitypuff
@amitypuff 3 жыл бұрын
omfg im losing it rn
@viinchester1389
@viinchester1389 4 жыл бұрын
4:42 Kevin: Kills his parents so he's alone in quarantine and doesn't have to go out. Also Kevin: Goes dog-walking.
@ashikjaman1940
@ashikjaman1940 2 жыл бұрын
He does it virtually
@Mr-Green0
@Mr-Green0 Жыл бұрын
Maybe he took the dog for a walk around the house.
@user-dz6rv3ll5y
@user-dz6rv3ll5y Жыл бұрын
he used a drone with a leash attached to it
@hunnybee_
@hunnybee_ 4 жыл бұрын
Bitlife: “You’re not allowed to drop out of school in Ireland.” Kevin: **TRIGGERED**
@mlgdarrgames
@mlgdarrgames 4 жыл бұрын
Meme old you are a viner
@harrisonwilliams4381
@harrisonwilliams4381 4 жыл бұрын
If arent allowed then how did Kevin drop out
@RiftRey
@RiftRey 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@scoobaydoo5398
@scoobaydoo5398 4 жыл бұрын
A girl from my school dropped out at 15 and she’s now pregnant
@charliep123
@charliep123 4 жыл бұрын
Datsaltyboi 1 Kevin had to drop out of school for medical reasons. Watch his draw my life.
@dotty.
@dotty. 4 жыл бұрын
Journalist: "how were you able to catch mr. Lee over 10 times and apprehend him?" Officer: "he just kept going back to his house claiming he was 'in quarantine' for some reason"
@nikitablackaller3299
@nikitablackaller3299 4 жыл бұрын
"JUST WHIP IT OUT" -CallMeKevin, 2020
@WurrzagsMorkyMischeif
@WurrzagsMorkyMischeif 4 жыл бұрын
"I have a dream" Martin Luther King "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be" Winston Churchill "JUST WHIP IT OUT" Call Me Kevin
@arstotzka333
@arstotzka333 3 жыл бұрын
"Your honor, EXHİBİT A"
@Beard-and-the-boy
@Beard-and-the-boy 3 жыл бұрын
Arstotzka Ball TR exhibit D you mean 😂
@ElinorMahoney
@ElinorMahoney 3 жыл бұрын
@@Beard-and-the-boy BAHAHAHAHA
@cyoz2723
@cyoz2723 4 жыл бұрын
“Some sort of elephant man” TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG
@wrnul3104
@wrnul3104 4 жыл бұрын
TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG
@TheBestGrapefruitGuy
@TheBestGrapefruitGuy 4 жыл бұрын
*TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG*
@faisal3398
@faisal3398 4 жыл бұрын
Turg?
@faisal3398
@faisal3398 4 жыл бұрын
Turg.
@T_sweet
@T_sweet 4 жыл бұрын
TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG
@pharaohthedawg3545
@pharaohthedawg3545 4 жыл бұрын
“Just whip it out” - Kevin
@ellissvannish5788
@ellissvannish5788 4 жыл бұрын
The way he says it gets me every time.
@SpectreMkTwo
@SpectreMkTwo 4 жыл бұрын
I kid you not, it was the funniest shit I've ever seen. Just the way he said it made me lose my shit
@UtaShirokage
@UtaShirokage 4 жыл бұрын
Pulls out meatscepter
@ZinoAmare
@ZinoAmare 4 жыл бұрын
@@NaomiOW same here laughed harder then I should xD
@austhom8974
@austhom8974 4 жыл бұрын
He’s gotten so bored he’s playing a game of quarantine in quarantine
@yee5074
@yee5074 4 жыл бұрын
So were watching him pretending to be in quarantine when he is in quarantine while in quarantine
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
@@yee5074 meta
@austhom8974
@austhom8974 4 жыл бұрын
Basically
@MarianneBrandon
@MarianneBrandon 4 жыл бұрын
Quarantinception
@bigpizza3203
@bigpizza3203 4 жыл бұрын
Sub to austhom
@CapnCrimson
@CapnCrimson 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "snake bacon" Me, an intellectual: "snacon"
@em3952
@em3952 4 жыл бұрын
I did the same 😭😂
@kitsunescythe6823
@kitsunescythe6823 4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone commented this. 😂
@belinda02
@belinda02 3 жыл бұрын
RIGHT???? He missed the opportunity
@Roozyj
@Roozyj 3 жыл бұрын
@Evan Alexandrr I love how you say that and then type 100 emojis that aren't hearts xD
@seliamila1005
@seliamila1005 2 жыл бұрын
Snake otacon ship name!!
@viinchester1389
@viinchester1389 4 жыл бұрын
1:44 "»You are not allowed to drop out of school in Ireland.« !? I did it! I DID IT! I left when I was like 16!" THIS MADE ME SCREAM
@sinki3322
@sinki3322 3 жыл бұрын
this boy deserves the whole world I swear !
@dvmas
@dvmas Жыл бұрын
​@@sinki3322 holy 16 likes
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 4 жыл бұрын
Bitlife but it’s too much like real life
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
Relatable.
@tree6814
@tree6814 4 жыл бұрын
Killing parents especially
@athingthatexists30
@athingthatexists30 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@dibel3669
@dibel3669 4 жыл бұрын
But it's only a bit of our life
@LucyMusic1999
@LucyMusic1999 4 жыл бұрын
but quitting school is impossible in Ireland -_-
@tommym.9192
@tommym.9192 4 жыл бұрын
Crazy Corn: Escapes Kevin: HISSS HISSS
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh moment
@viinchester1389
@viinchester1389 4 жыл бұрын
9:18 "Oh Jesus Christ, it got out of the house and has taken 19 minutes to get back into the house. He made me leave my house!? Or maybe I was just calling him, but how do you call a snake? _SSSSSSS_ *_SSSSSSSSSS!_* That sounds like a sprinkler going off.." I died.
@shadowcastyt
@shadowcastyt 4 жыл бұрын
13:07 “just whip it out” I’m dead, I just died of laughter
@felixkalenskyy93
@felixkalenskyy93 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the only BitLife ribbons Kevin has ever acquired is ‘murderous’ and ‘Houdini’
@lexidonovan9972
@lexidonovan9972 4 жыл бұрын
“Not enough evidence? Just whip it out!”-Kevin Never change
@leighdoe2544
@leighdoe2544 4 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite line
@hiley_saggyfatface_2052
@hiley_saggyfatface_2052 4 жыл бұрын
Game: Not enough evidence Kevin: Just WHIP it out!!
@viinchester1389
@viinchester1389 4 жыл бұрын
13:46 "The only times he left his house were to go to jail, to kill people, or to get surgeries.. and that's it. Oh, what a depressing life he had." Sounds like a typical BitLife-Life for Kevin.
@jazzpancake1167
@jazzpancake1167 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: There’s only one answer. I’ll have to kill them. Me: My god what a twist.
@yee5074
@yee5074 4 жыл бұрын
I Wouldnt call it a twist considering its kevin
@songbirdsandsandwiches8217
@songbirdsandsandwiches8217 4 жыл бұрын
@@yee5074 ZAT FUZ ZE JOKE SWINEVUALT
@yee5074
@yee5074 4 жыл бұрын
@@songbirdsandsandwiches8217 darn
@yellowbananago
@yellowbananago 4 жыл бұрын
Katy Barrie Pretty predictable really with kevin
@yee5074
@yee5074 4 жыл бұрын
@Lil Sket r/ihavereddit
@marshidden4352
@marshidden4352 4 жыл бұрын
“I figured we’d play bitlife, do something a bit different.” This is starting to sound really familiar, Kevin.
@krisdoesart9643
@krisdoesart9643 4 жыл бұрын
“So what I’ve killed 4 people and never left my house? Everyone has baggage!”
@liamsteffen7526
@liamsteffen7526 4 жыл бұрын
“I can’t kill my parents, this is the worst day ever.” Kevin is a true role model.
@goth.1e
@goth.1e 4 жыл бұрын
"He is Lone Lee. This is getting a little too real already" I felt that 😔😔😔
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 4 жыл бұрын
I came here to escape real life but I just entered virtual real life
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
@@jackbudi "is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"
@Jasmine-se4uh
@Jasmine-se4uh 4 жыл бұрын
Then diagnosed with depression jeez
@MrMoofisAwesome
@MrMoofisAwesome 4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
@Kai Kai nice
@goth.1e
@goth.1e 4 жыл бұрын
I love how instead of "First" or stuff like that, whenever people are early on this channel they just say "Turg"
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
*We've evolved*
@volodyadykun6490
@volodyadykun6490 4 жыл бұрын
*B O R E R A G N A R O K*
@MaddieThePancake
@MaddieThePancake 4 жыл бұрын
Turg
@_Cetarial
@_Cetarial 4 жыл бұрын
@@volodyadykun6490 Bore Ragnarok? More like Turg Ragnarok.
@volodyadykun6490
@volodyadykun6490 4 жыл бұрын
@@_Cetarial turg ring of ragnarok
@crystarcc
@crystarcc 4 жыл бұрын
"Not enough evidence!?" "JUST WHIP IT OUT!!!" 😭
@somerandomguy8973
@somerandomguy8973 4 жыл бұрын
12:54 “Not enough evidence?! Just wipe it out!”
@lalo3628
@lalo3628 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe Kevin should try the “not killing people challenge”
@selobee4831
@selobee4831 4 жыл бұрын
Blasphemy!!!!!
@bluelightwhitecolor3281
@bluelightwhitecolor3281 4 жыл бұрын
It's going to cost his sanity
@bradenwelch3261
@bradenwelch3261 4 жыл бұрын
Impossible
@radish_cook0018
@radish_cook0018 4 жыл бұрын
Peace was never an option.
@kermabit6427
@kermabit6427 4 жыл бұрын
That would kill Kevin, thus failing the challenge because he technically killed himself.
@emp9404
@emp9404 4 жыл бұрын
"You can't drop out in Ireland" Cue angry Irish noises from Kevin who dropped out
@mwebb1495
@mwebb1495 3 жыл бұрын
"Incense is just air seasoning" *Depression is cured*
@Zerohi123
@Zerohi123 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm trying to keep away from people" *bites his mum*
@Gokublack-no3yu
@Gokublack-no3yu 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve never laughed so hard until he said “just whip it out” 😂
@finno5827
@finno5827 4 жыл бұрын
There was a man called Lone Lee He went to prison quick-Lee He had a date named Sophie And then he killed her lmao
@yee5074
@yee5074 4 жыл бұрын
Lee-mao
@kaylal9790
@kaylal9790 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Finn O!
@default6274
@default6274 4 жыл бұрын
Funniest shit i've ever seen
@Gabriel-op9cs
@Gabriel-op9cs 4 жыл бұрын
Lavenza it's almost as funny as pickle rick
@soopyloopy4707
@soopyloopy4707 4 жыл бұрын
Swift-lee
@allisonfitzmaurice6948
@allisonfitzmaurice6948 4 жыл бұрын
“Lana Del Rey replied to a Tweet you posted” HOLY HELL life accomplished right there
@thechosenbossk4352
@thechosenbossk4352 4 жыл бұрын
Allison Fitzmaurice if only that could happen in real life
@pollito6007
@pollito6007 3 жыл бұрын
I am a beautiful person. the only way to get the best of luck. I have a problem whit reading small letters and numbers. the only way to get the best of all the teamers, and that they don't even play the game they just gamble their coins to try and get good guns and knifes and lvl. Like what's the fun in that? And then, we just casualy talked about the new year. I have been waiting for the first time I drank water for the past few years ago. I have a problem whit reading small letters and numbers. if you are not the intended recipient, you can also be used to be funny
@dazza2350
@dazza2350 3 жыл бұрын
@@pollito6007 what
@pollito6007
@pollito6007 3 жыл бұрын
@@dazza2350 the game. the only way to get the best of luck with the latest version of the game
@Blaze-xe8cl
@Blaze-xe8cl 3 жыл бұрын
@@pollito6007 did you have a stroke
@420dizkhalifa
@420dizkhalifa 3 жыл бұрын
"Just whip it out!!" I cant breathe from laughing so hard.
@dragonpaws746
@dragonpaws746 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *isolates Lone Lee all his life preventing him from getting any skills* Also Kevin: "Why are you so fecking useless at everything"
@pandapants9625
@pandapants9625 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my parents.
@Yara-vr1cp
@Yara-vr1cp 4 жыл бұрын
“Now i just gotta set up a little brewery in my basement” That’s a little different than what’s usually in Kevins basement
@winterstar5750
@winterstar5750 4 жыл бұрын
There's a reason the basement became unavailable
@Mr-Green0
@Mr-Green0 5 ай бұрын
What's next, he's gonna have a meth lab in his basement?
@asf1062
@asf1062 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: We're gonna play this game a bit different. **A 6 years old with depression** Me: That's different alright
@viinchester1389
@viinchester1389 4 жыл бұрын
12:36 "Helping hand? No, Jesus Christ! Don't volunteer with the helping hand, it is not the time for handshaking!" Words of wisdom.
@gabrielpineirogarcia2078
@gabrielpineirogarcia2078 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: doesnt interact with his girlfriend Also kevin: "Why Wont you marry me?!!"
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 2 жыл бұрын
I love that the movie she wanted to go see was called "Engaged AF" He was right. If he had just taken her to that movie, she would have married him
@Mr-Green0
@Mr-Green0 Жыл бұрын
@@stevenclark1662 Couldn't they stream the movie at his house?
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 Жыл бұрын
@@Mr-Green0 she wanted Lone to leave the house FOR HER. She picked the movie on purpose for the name alone, hoping to entice him out. Would have defeated the purpose to go to his house. That's my take anyway, the environmental story telling here rivals Bethesda!
@Slaint
@Slaint 4 жыл бұрын
13:06 "Just whip it out!!" -Kevin 2020 EDIT: Thanks for the likes!
@montanasky3181
@montanasky3181 4 жыл бұрын
*”Just whip it out”* Kevin’s new Nike saying
@Terratetradon
@Terratetradon 2 жыл бұрын
13:11 No no. Exhibit D
@boreragnarok4680
@boreragnarok4680 4 жыл бұрын
Prophecy has foretold that on the day of Bore Ragnarok the merciless Jim Pickens and the mighty Turg will engage in glorious combat to the death. Jim Pickens will be armed with the souls of all his victims while Turg will amass an army of his offspring. It shall be a battle of the ages.
@Kmn2
@Kmn2 4 жыл бұрын
Bore Ragnarok that’s something I’d love to see 2 outerversal gods above the multiverse and reality itself fighting to the death in a brutal bloody battle
@shirin3189
@shirin3189 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin, for the lottery just choose the 10 tickets option once a year. Anything else does nothing! Take care of yourself!!
@Marie-yv5lx
@Marie-yv5lx 4 жыл бұрын
Also I think he has to d propose with a ring for them to accept.
@blissfulbarbie
@blissfulbarbie 4 жыл бұрын
Why just once a year? If you have the money you definitely can buy lottery tickets until you win.
@blissfulbarbie
@blissfulbarbie 4 жыл бұрын
@@Marie-yv5lx Kevin plays on the Android version which doesn't has that feature yet.
@poson746
@poson746 4 жыл бұрын
Sophie is like that lady in some animated movie who whips everyone's ass with her purse. I don't remember what it's called
@QTheRabbit
@QTheRabbit 2 жыл бұрын
A bit late, but I believe you were thinking of Madagascar. I know that must have been haunting you all this time.
@poson746
@poson746 2 жыл бұрын
@@QTheRabbit omg yeessssss that's the one!!
@idontknowyt3434
@idontknowyt3434 3 жыл бұрын
9:37 HAHAHA!! "I saw treat I thought it said eat him as a treat. Make some snake bacon." HAHA. "Snake bacon!!" or better yet "SNACON!!!" HAHA
@Isabel-cb6wy
@Isabel-cb6wy 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: I'm going to force someone to live in quarantine 4 minutes later Lone: *in prison*
@jackcole4678
@jackcole4678 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin is more of a threat than the coronavirus at this point.
@PoeticWhisper
@PoeticWhisper 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Cole He definitely has less of a survivor count.
@kachowdove4519
@kachowdove4519 4 жыл бұрын
And yet I wouldn't mind if he took me out
@viinchester1389
@viinchester1389 4 жыл бұрын
10:22 "Your friend has a friend- I don't have friends! So this is a scam, 100%!" This is getting too relatable..
@smartin7138
@smartin7138 4 жыл бұрын
"If your'e a Sophie watching this I'm sorry" No worries Kevin, though having my brain detached would have been a cooler way to go out than just getting hit by a stick
@AmyAnnLand
@AmyAnnLand 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: trying to drop out of preschool, names himself "Lone Lee", buys lotto tickets with his last dime and wonders where it all went wrong. Edit: How could I forget about him killing his parents??? This is so perfect and so Kevin.
@wumbology6072
@wumbology6072 4 жыл бұрын
“How do you call a snake?” Parseltongue of course
@orlianisdmunoz
@orlianisdmunoz 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see you're a man of culture
@orlianisdmunoz
@orlianisdmunoz 3 жыл бұрын
(not assuming your gender, it's just the meme)
@lumxty
@lumxty 4 жыл бұрын
I love that the only two ribbons Kevin has are Deadly and Houdini
@omarbraisse354
@omarbraisse354 3 жыл бұрын
13:05 "JUST WHIP IT OUT" has falling of my seat man ur probably one of the funniest youtubers
@saldan3985
@saldan3985 4 жыл бұрын
Aged 6 : "You Have Depression" *_B R U H_*
@panic8085
@panic8085 4 жыл бұрын
F
@hylianexpected1171
@hylianexpected1171 4 жыл бұрын
F
@hel2727
@hel2727 4 жыл бұрын
He was aged 13 but still, F.
@othergeorgea
@othergeorgea 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@Lazuli_the_Blue
@Lazuli_the_Blue 4 жыл бұрын
Bitlife: “You can’t drop out of school in Ireland” Kevin who did drop out of school: *WHAT DID YOU MEAN!? I DID IT!!!*
@decalcomanie123
@decalcomanie123 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine a person whose only strength in his whole life is he's extremely good at escaping from prison
@wrenthecastaway5569
@wrenthecastaway5569 3 жыл бұрын
Aquablast If you like anime, Nanbaka. There’s a character where that’s literally all his life skills
@LittleGamerGal
@LittleGamerGal 3 жыл бұрын
Look up Yoshie Shiratori.
@Joryu.
@Joryu. 3 жыл бұрын
@@wrenthecastaway5569 I wished it had stayed a comedy. It was genuinely funny and it's rare for me to laugh. Then they changed it and everything got so serious. Then I dropped it.
@McAndrewxD
@McAndrewxD 4 жыл бұрын
13:10 missed the opportunity to call it "exhibit D"
@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: I'm Lone Lee Turg Cult: we are with you Kevin
@kuromikendall
@kuromikendall 4 жыл бұрын
doctor: “you have 14 minutes and 54 seconds left to live” me:
@sturdyglitter
@sturdyglitter 4 жыл бұрын
gets ad
@Jets_Archive
@Jets_Archive 4 жыл бұрын
@@sturdyglitter 😂
@DA11AZ
@DA11AZ 2 жыл бұрын
34 seconds
@alexs.7956
@alexs.7956 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Kevin instantly calls bullshit when it said that you can't drop out of school in Ireland lol
@thefuckgoesbuu
@thefuckgoesbuu 4 жыл бұрын
1:56 Hahahaha Call me Kevin! Call me Kevin!
@wikipediaonthespot7256
@wikipediaonthespot7256 4 жыл бұрын
The word quarantine comes from quarantena, meaning "forty days", used in 14th-15th-century Venetian language and designating the period that all ships were required to be isolated before passengers and crew could go ashore during the Black Death plague epidemic; it followed the trentino, or thirty-day isolation period, first imposed in 1377 in Venetian-dominated Ragusa. For more, see the medieval history paragraph.
@trindalas
@trindalas 4 жыл бұрын
Wikipedia On the Spot I learned that from half-life Alyx. Great game.
@runnydiarrhea6101
@runnydiarrhea6101 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice how the editing in Kevin's videos has gotten way better and it's Really working well with Kevin's comedy style.
@ayladinwiddie7521
@ayladinwiddie7521 4 жыл бұрын
I love that Kevin has escaped from Bitlife prison so many times that he can just do it without thinking
@mha0004
@mha0004 4 жыл бұрын
"Just whip it ooouuut!" lmao 😂😂😂 I almost choked on my drink when you said that
@depression6442
@depression6442 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin’s next title: Quarantine but quarantine
@depression6442
@depression6442 4 жыл бұрын
Carson Elias Omg yes I like yours better
@zo3eth
@zo3eth 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Kevin is no longer phased by escaping from prison and just continues to hold pleasant conversation while doing it.
@UCBANDIT009
@UCBANDIT009 4 жыл бұрын
"what can i do with my snake?" Well Kevin, have you tried massaging it?
@calebvaughn5860
@calebvaughn5860 3 ай бұрын
2:35 - never heard CMK drop the ‘bitch’ so hard LOL I’m here for it
@JustAFace_InTheCrowd
@JustAFace_InTheCrowd 4 жыл бұрын
2:17 LMAO Is it just me, or is it really funny when Kevin ACTUALLY swears? I’m so used to hearing things like, “Feck.” Or “You absolute potato.” 😂
@cianmcguirk
@cianmcguirk 4 жыл бұрын
"What was the point of staying in school if they don't even teach you how to strangle people!" - Kevin 2020
@LucyGem98
@LucyGem98 4 жыл бұрын
6:01 wow kevin, this picture really shows that you are so cool with a bad boy feel. The rumours were true
@joeygo0999
@joeygo0999 3 жыл бұрын
I’m loving the Sims 1 music in the background, I even have the album on iTunes or Apple Music now hahahaha xoxo Kevin.
@muhammadajmal3345
@muhammadajmal3345 4 жыл бұрын
13:08 Kevin:just whip it out Me:*on the floor and crying from laughter*
@victoriawilliamson500
@victoriawilliamson500 4 жыл бұрын
Quarantine? More like Bore: Ragnarok
@Roozyj
@Roozyj 4 жыл бұрын
More accurate than I'd like to admit
@johncurtis118
@johncurtis118 4 жыл бұрын
Bore: Ragnorok? More like Bore: Ragnorok
@vividandlucid
@vividandlucid 4 жыл бұрын
@@johncurtis118 More like Bore: Ragnarok? More like Bore: Ragnarok
@gians.9880
@gians.9880 4 жыл бұрын
TURG
@Kyced_
@Kyced_ 4 жыл бұрын
Intro: **zooms into TURG when he says "kevin"** Me: have i just been turg'd?
@ohfeckoff3282
@ohfeckoff3282 4 жыл бұрын
“I feel like Ireland is a small enough Island that we can stay safe there...” Me: *laughs in Caymanian*
@SJ-yu5zk
@SJ-yu5zk 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin's accent is getting more and more Irish recently, and I am HERE for this beautiful accent
@yerman7820
@yerman7820 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine years down the line and Kevin's child stumbles on Kevin's videos. They would immediately run away from home.
@katy-hn2jm
@katy-hn2jm 4 жыл бұрын
especially after seeing sims XD
@anthonydemonssillerrunb4me118
@anthonydemonssillerrunb4me118 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin have a kid? Are you mad bro? Do you want to see the thing dead
@Bubblesgirl527
@Bubblesgirl527 4 жыл бұрын
His kids would be dead in a heartbeat
@yellowbat79
@yellowbat79 4 жыл бұрын
Until they go to the door and see the massege "only member's of jim's cult can go through this door"
@Bubblesgirl527
@Bubblesgirl527 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine what the kids names would be "Blow Torch" Matt Ress"
@serviciosdorianmenendez
@serviciosdorianmenendez 4 жыл бұрын
Never "left home". Arrested multiples times.
@neutronzanada5836
@neutronzanada5836 4 жыл бұрын
"Not enough evidence? JUST WHIP IT OUT!" That's the funniest thing I've heard all quarantine.
@katiemcnamara5337
@katiemcnamara5337 4 жыл бұрын
"takes dog walking as a career" "is also in isolation/quarantine " walks dog around house..
@GatorDunnAZ
@GatorDunnAZ 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Kevin, there's actually an old video game called Quarantine. It's a driving/shooting game where you drive a cab in some miserable future and you basically just shoot everyone and everything. I remember enjoying it when it came out, but it was fairly hard and probably didn't age well, but that would just be hilarious.
@Jets_Archive
@Jets_Archive 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@carlajackson8827
@carlajackson8827 3 жыл бұрын
I we just gonna ignore the SHADE Kevin threw at celebrities singing imagine to make us feel better... from their mansion?? 4:49
@Emmetlovesredvelvet13
@Emmetlovesredvelvet13 Жыл бұрын
The energy in how he says, "you don't have a job you lying bitch" genuinely made me laugh
@Dianafreaken
@Dianafreaken 4 жыл бұрын
Not even a minut in, and he made me cry a little. Greenland is a part of Denmark 🇬🇱🇩🇰 My mom’s name is Lone, and that’s a normal name here in Denmark 😅🇩🇰
@BoredMurphy
@BoredMurphy 4 жыл бұрын
"The answer is to kill my parents!" KEVIN NO!
@LutherannoG
@LutherannoG 4 жыл бұрын
KEVIN YES!!!
@BoredMurphy
@BoredMurphy 4 жыл бұрын
@@LutherannoG KEVIN N O
@LutherannoG
@LutherannoG 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Y E S
@BoredMurphy
@BoredMurphy 4 жыл бұрын
KEVIN NO, B A D
@bethanywhitelaw8363
@bethanywhitelaw8363 4 жыл бұрын
I think I'm desensitised to Kevin murdering people. I only said Kevin no when he was going to whip it out in court
@DarthYall
@DarthYall 3 жыл бұрын
"Seven months ago" WE'RE STILL IN QUARANTINE 😭
@WeakRoast
@WeakRoast 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing this comment is from 7 months ago now is kinda hilarious
@DarthYall
@DarthYall 3 жыл бұрын
@@WeakRoast AH SHIT
@WeakRoast
@WeakRoast 3 жыл бұрын
@@DarthYall lol
@Mr-Green0
@Mr-Green0 2 жыл бұрын
10:51 Well, at least you have something to prove why you don't go outside.
@titaspeza7980
@titaspeza7980 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Kevin, I've been quite depressed recently, after clicking on the video and hearing your voice, I instantly felt a little better. Thank you for doing this!
@AmyAnnLand
@AmyAnnLand 4 жыл бұрын
I've been laughing hysterically the whole video. This is fecking gold.
@artsopod
@artsopod 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Absolutely No One: Not even Crazy Corn: Kevin: *JuSt wHip iT oUt!!*
@booptydoop7408
@booptydoop7408 4 жыл бұрын
kevin is one of those who made it without asking people to subscribe. you gotta respect that cause he really deserves all the support he can get
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