Bitlife but I am a complete Karen

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Call Me Kevin

Call Me Kevin

3 жыл бұрын

Bitlife but I am a complete Karen, CallMeKaren is the new branding
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Edited by @Kippesoep001, @TropicalFreeze2 and Kevin
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@darrencrissistotallyawesom918
@darrencrissistotallyawesom918 3 жыл бұрын
I'm really curious why the microphone thinks it can get away. Kevin doesn't let the prisoners out of his basement, why does the microphone think it's special
@cinnastag
@cinnastag 3 жыл бұрын
It doesn't have a sound reason for it but I guess we can't hear it out.
@swagittarius5748
@swagittarius5748 3 жыл бұрын
It thinks it's Mic Tyson and can win a fight against Kevin
@theconsequencesofyouractio7497
@theconsequencesofyouractio7497 3 жыл бұрын
@@swagittarius5748 It’s not trying to escape, it’s constantly trying to uppercut Kevin
@MikasMeme
@MikasMeme 3 жыл бұрын
@@theconsequencesofyouractio7497 hes trying to get the headphones off to get to the ears
@Fjord_Citadel
@Fjord_Citadel 3 жыл бұрын
Every priso--house guest tries to leave at least once..
@RRKS
@RRKS 3 жыл бұрын
"He crushed your hair" - I feel like that was quite a mild counterattack after a roundhouse kick to the throat..
@pw2160
@pw2160 3 жыл бұрын
Not the Karen hair!
@tinntinnamp
@tinntinnamp 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah exactly, and that booty bop Karen did to him after the kick!
@AridaneKunOnline
@AridaneKunOnline 3 жыл бұрын
Essence of Hair Crush
@elysthir6045
@elysthir6045 3 жыл бұрын
Usually that move insta kills anyone you do it on in that game lol
@BatataKarambas
@BatataKarambas 3 жыл бұрын
How does one crush another person's hair though?
@choriso2546
@choriso2546 3 жыл бұрын
Baby: asks for a hat when he's like 7 Karen: no wtf *Baby, grown up with an actual job* Karen: so YOU DID have money for a hat :/
@kevindasilva3790
@kevindasilva3790 3 жыл бұрын
Classic Karen logic, this video was too funny.
@vornamenachname2858
@vornamenachname2858 3 жыл бұрын
Name: Kevin 🤫 Destiny: Karen 🔪 Report: Filed 😈 Element: Air 🔫 Honda: Odyssey 🚘
@MystikalFaery
@MystikalFaery 3 жыл бұрын
Hotel: Trivago.
@soojinslvr
@soojinslvr 3 жыл бұрын
@@MystikalFaery Plot twist: Hotel California
@perilous-panda4993
@perilous-panda4993 3 жыл бұрын
@@MystikalFaery I hate that joke it makes me wanna die
@lovecraftminusthexenophobi4128
@lovecraftminusthexenophobi4128 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin's gonna get flashbacks when he reads that last one.
@himynameismaryyy
@himynameismaryyy 3 жыл бұрын
Hotel: Trivago 🏨
@_elle
@_elle 3 жыл бұрын
"when that guy slapped my botched ass" was the absolute worst time for me to take a drink
@LizzieNya
@LizzieNya 3 жыл бұрын
Here's an advice: never drink/eat anything while watching a Kevin video. It may end in severe choking. Better have a break to have a snack 🤗
@RainWelsh
@RainWelsh 3 жыл бұрын
That’s without doubt the best out of context line I’ve heard for a good long while.
@zachsutton9866
@zachsutton9866 3 жыл бұрын
Uh oh that's a botched ass! Give me some trash to plug up the hole!
@BatataKarambas
@BatataKarambas 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, to be honest, it's kinkier that way....
@Monica87831
@Monica87831 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I loved this I almost choke on air lol!
@adrienn8992
@adrienn8992 3 жыл бұрын
“Bye for now!”, I eagerly reply to Kevin’s goodbye after watching his older videos for 2 h 40 min straight, only to wait silently for him to upload a new one and hear “Hey there friends, how’s it going, my name is Kevin” for the 15th time today
@sleepykitty1558
@sleepykitty1558 3 жыл бұрын
Szija :'D
@cleetusbartholomew
@cleetusbartholomew 3 жыл бұрын
i was doing this today as well
@anniedangerface
@anniedangerface 3 жыл бұрын
mood
@countriii2936
@countriii2936 3 жыл бұрын
Only 15 times? Rookie numbers
@cashewdepressed
@cashewdepressed 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@elanderan1104
@elanderan1104 3 жыл бұрын
8:43 "He crushed your hair" The attacks in this game are hysterical.
@Vicioussnakeboy
@Vicioussnakeboy Жыл бұрын
One time I got "I gouged his eyelid" which implied my character gouged someone's eye out
@kookasaurous3336
@kookasaurous3336 3 жыл бұрын
"You suspect you have dementia." "I'M TEN" There were wise words somewhere in the comment section about not eating or drinking while watching his videos.
@kinkshamer2278
@kinkshamer2278 3 жыл бұрын
zJsvwgsgayava
@zetjet9901
@zetjet9901 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Luna gave that advice
@Vicioussnakeboy
@Vicioussnakeboy Жыл бұрын
Well, a 19 year old college kid was diagnosed with Alzheimer's after having memory loss from 17 years old so it could be possible
@BigMac87963
@BigMac87963 3 жыл бұрын
You missed a good opportunity to say “Hey there friends, my name is Karen”
@virgil4043
@virgil4043 3 жыл бұрын
But his name is kevin
@beleaua8846
@beleaua8846 3 жыл бұрын
That would've been hilarious
@popularshows6433
@popularshows6433 3 жыл бұрын
@- iHavEdepression - It's a bad meme
@medium.kahuna
@medium.kahuna 3 жыл бұрын
@- iHavEdepression - Pretty sure they were joking also as well
@ashleywilliams4665
@ashleywilliams4665 3 жыл бұрын
Funny how someone can comment something positive, light and funny and the internet immediately ruins it
@magymaurice6051
@magymaurice6051 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm depressed and losing money every year" is a fitting summary for almost all of Kevin's bit life characters
@Arel_Kursat
@Arel_Kursat 3 жыл бұрын
It is also fitting to me
@sirensong2628
@sirensong2628 3 жыл бұрын
Me
@sondrawilson4430
@sondrawilson4430 3 жыл бұрын
Very fitting for college students as well
@heavenlydusk
@heavenlydusk 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@autobotashley6510
@autobotashley6510 2 жыл бұрын
My everyday life quote. 💁🏼‍♀️
@nessycyrodiil
@nessycyrodiil 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how Kevin manages to casually slap us with his stunning features. First his humor, then angelic singing, AND NOW THIS 9:17
@putinsgaytwin4272
@putinsgaytwin4272 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll never recover OMG
@katelivewire
@katelivewire 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl i shrieked a bit when i saw it on his insta XD
@rachelhallie7483
@rachelhallie7483 3 жыл бұрын
He is so fine I'm dyyying
@DoggoAnimations
@DoggoAnimations Жыл бұрын
And this too lol 11:33
@kuromifytheworld008
@kuromifytheworld008 7 ай бұрын
i'm not gay but
@thepokemonqueen
@thepokemonqueen 3 жыл бұрын
"her boyfriend doesn't wanna make love, he wants to play pokemon instead!" *mood*
@Mr-Green0
@Mr-Green0 2 жыл бұрын
12:38 When Pokemon is more important than sex.
@tashkent561
@tashkent561 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mr-Green0 It's always more important.
@red8039
@red8039 2 жыл бұрын
ace culture
@Vicioussnakeboy
@Vicioussnakeboy Жыл бұрын
Men: obsessed with wanting sex Men when someone offers to have sex with them: nah hold on i gotta get this pokemon
@lisatracey3815
@lisatracey3815 3 жыл бұрын
“This video is sponsored by the Honda Odyssey”
@jorgeneedssleep7978
@jorgeneedssleep7978 3 жыл бұрын
But have you heard about the incredible versatility of the Mercedes GLA?
@Frog_Wizard801
@Frog_Wizard801 3 жыл бұрын
@@jorgeneedssleep7978 the rivalry continues
@krislane6607
@krislane6607 3 жыл бұрын
I’m
@Frog_Wizard801
@Frog_Wizard801 3 жыл бұрын
@@krislane6607 I don’t understand
@daniidelrey
@daniidelrey 3 жыл бұрын
"This video is sponsored by Karen Luxury Haircuts"
@nanaba9811
@nanaba9811 3 жыл бұрын
Therapist: „CallMeKaren isn’t real, she can’t hurt you“ CallMeKaren: 0:17
@trimine2393
@trimine2393 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@allieburns8659
@allieburns8659 3 жыл бұрын
Agh XDDD - Lmaooo
@LuShanna
@LuShanna 3 жыл бұрын
"A creeper hired me as a babysitter." Sounds like the perfect beginning for a r/letsnotmeet story
@Curlyheart
@Curlyheart 3 жыл бұрын
Aww man
@Curlyheart
@Curlyheart 3 жыл бұрын
Aww man
@Hiitismeheehee
@Hiitismeheehee 2 жыл бұрын
12:18 "yes I finally have money" *screen showing -$1,029*
@ratlesbian5498
@ratlesbian5498 3 жыл бұрын
kevin finding a healthy outlet for his retail trauma, we love to see it
@scourge5443
@scourge5443 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: making fun of Karen’s but trying to not offend the people who act do those things
@breadpilled2587
@breadpilled2587 3 жыл бұрын
Classic kevin
@greencatandbluedog
@greencatandbluedog 3 жыл бұрын
On a Tuesday
@Coldassassin9909
@Coldassassin9909 3 жыл бұрын
Next among us but i am the weirdest player ever
@jimmylittle9393
@jimmylittle9393 3 жыл бұрын
He's wholesome even as a Karen
@sehzzy
@sehzzy 3 жыл бұрын
“Highlights of the year: South Africa has officially declared war on Japan.” *Gulps in 2020* What year is this?
@candidesque6470
@candidesque6470 3 жыл бұрын
„Ferrying people around“ I think that might be a case of mistaken identity between Karen and Charon 😅
@jojoscats
@jojoscats Жыл бұрын
Under rated observation!
@dopesickdog
@dopesickdog Жыл бұрын
HA
@ellissvannish5788
@ellissvannish5788 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey, wanna go on a date?" "Sorry, I'm depressed."
@OsKarMike1306
@OsKarMike1306 3 жыл бұрын
I unironically used this excuse a few times because I'm a goddamn mess of a person and I really don't want to inflict that on someone else
@redactedz6146
@redactedz6146 3 жыл бұрын
@@OsKarMike1306 Ayeee nothin like declining people because you know you're a mess and would just lead to dissapointment
@Gleeisawesome999
@Gleeisawesome999 3 жыл бұрын
@@OsKarMike1306 hey man, as long as you are focused on bettering yourself it's completely fine bc sometimes it really is what you don't need. i ended my last relationship because of this and don't regret it as i got to grow and focus on myself more. that being said, best of luck to you, and i hope things get better. it really is tough out here. in messes, there's always a hidden treasure. good luck.
@morfrid4262
@morfrid4262 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if I hadn't been in a relationship for so long now and were asked on a date by someone, I'd legit use the same excuse. It is a bit unfair to pull this stranger in your personal mess
@Safiyahalishah
@Safiyahalishah 3 жыл бұрын
In addition to the rest of the replies here, some kinds of people just lose interest in relationships when they're depressed, romantic and platonic.
@chipsanddip593
@chipsanddip593 3 жыл бұрын
I have a small suspicion that he wants us to call him Kevin and we are his friends
@rafaelalodio5116
@rafaelalodio5116 3 жыл бұрын
What makes you to draw such extraordinary conclusion?
@wirtz7223
@wirtz7223 3 жыл бұрын
@@rafaelalodio5116 I don’t know where he found it but i think it’s an unlikely theory...
@amitasrivastava493
@amitasrivastava493 3 жыл бұрын
That theory is so farfetched
@chipsanddip593
@chipsanddip593 3 жыл бұрын
@@rafaelalodio5116 I have reached the ends of this flat earth to find this theory. I have found the one and only Jim Pickens over at the edge. He told me the secrets.
@trumgamesgames475
@trumgamesgames475 3 жыл бұрын
AsinloveYunz.Link
@Pichudiamond3
@Pichudiamond3 3 жыл бұрын
2:34 ok that was a solid Charon joke, it took me a while to even realize lol
@Roozyj
@Roozyj 2 жыл бұрын
Ooooh thanks xD I didn't even consider that, because I pronounce Charon with a Dutch g instead of an English one xD
@calistusjay60
@calistusjay60 3 жыл бұрын
Me who owns a Honda Odyssey: "I can't believe Kevin said I act like a Karen. How DARE he!? I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO HIS MANAGER."
@kevindasilva3790
@kevindasilva3790 3 жыл бұрын
Oof 😂
@the.192
@the.192 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin IS HIS OWN MANAGER
@xxcallmeniaxx3272
@xxcallmeniaxx3272 3 жыл бұрын
@@the.192 no silly Jim Pickens is his manager
@EnglishDave.
@EnglishDave. 2 жыл бұрын
Ah shit here we go again
@serbianbro5322
@serbianbro5322 3 жыл бұрын
I have to say this: no one has better fan base than Kevin, I hope he realizes how much we love him.
@whytho8856
@whytho8856 3 жыл бұрын
it's true. for how much killing and torture he does in games he has such a wholesome fanbase🥺💕
@oshanne
@oshanne 3 жыл бұрын
Turg
@nikkiesona
@nikkiesona 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone in his fan base seems so wholesome and supportive, I love it here.
@charlulu
@charlulu 3 жыл бұрын
the non-toxicity actually made me think he was a small youtuber with like 5K subs
@anniesupweman7829
@anniesupweman7829 3 жыл бұрын
yesss and i just know everyone is so nice aswell
@64bit-boi11
@64bit-boi11 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: let’s name her Karen Bitlife: So you’ve chosen the speak to the manager lifestyle
@idlecorville
@idlecorville 3 жыл бұрын
“He looks great and he’s absolutely insane.” Sounds like Kevin alright
@SoAdeborable
@SoAdeborable 3 жыл бұрын
No body: Karen’s boyfriend: “health is important to me and I can’t be with someone who has BUNIONS” 8:43 What?! 😭😂
@kathleenlasick3955
@kathleenlasick3955 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, hear me out, Karen Demands as Jim's new love interest in Sims. She would do a great job helping him run the new compound.
@Metzli
@Metzli 3 жыл бұрын
But then she'd become the manager, she'd become the very thing she swore to destroy!
@_Red-Wolf_
@_Red-Wolf_ 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@rainbowgeekster866
@rainbowgeekster866 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who does not watch his Sim series and has just started watching this video, that first sentence took me a long time to comprehend what was going on lol
@nessa3972
@nessa3972 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe....it could work, as long as she doesn't try to kill Jim or take over the world. Only Jim is allowed to take over the world 😌
@rebeccaedwards7270
@rebeccaedwards7270 3 жыл бұрын
That would be hilarious
@DeliciousJames
@DeliciousJames 3 жыл бұрын
I, too, once thought I had dementia but I drank some water and it went away
@putinsgaytwin4272
@putinsgaytwin4272 3 жыл бұрын
... or else u forgot
@Vicioussnakeboy
@Vicioussnakeboy Жыл бұрын
​@@putinsgaytwin4272 How to cure dementia: Forget you have dementia
@FandomDealer
@FandomDealer 2 жыл бұрын
4:18 "Sorry, I forgot my gender" is a mood
@Liviosaur.
@Liviosaur. 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Kevin still thinks the baby laughing at the beginning of a new life is actually crying, still kills me 😂
@hearmeout1767
@hearmeout1767 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was crying too? 😂
@rowan2241
@rowan2241 3 жыл бұрын
His headphone "pain" sounds are getting more sexual with every video
@nighttaco10blooperton8
@nighttaco10blooperton8 3 жыл бұрын
I think he’s starting to enjoy it more and more each time
@rowan2241
@rowan2241 3 жыл бұрын
@@nighttaco10blooperton8 it's kind of worrying
@whytho8856
@whytho8856 3 жыл бұрын
@@rowan2241 nah it's fine as long as it's consensual
@rowan2241
@rowan2241 3 жыл бұрын
@@whytho8856 But who has to give consent?
@OfficialRaddeck
@OfficialRaddeck 3 жыл бұрын
@@rowan2241 Headphones, obviously.
@belled5464
@belled5464 3 жыл бұрын
Going straight to the manager upstairs, *GLASHNOK*
@biancasumfinrandom1653
@biancasumfinrandom1653 3 жыл бұрын
"How do I identify a bouncer if they've got no clothes on?" Simple, they'd be bouncing along.
@rebecca-jadeharris443
@rebecca-jadeharris443 3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh a lot more then it probably should have 😂😂😂
@GroovyBabyYeah
@GroovyBabyYeah 3 жыл бұрын
My aunts name is Karen... she’s only had two Honda odyssey’s simultaneously 😡
@T.L1811
@T.L1811 3 жыл бұрын
Ok Karen
@jasonince4094
@jasonince4094 3 жыл бұрын
"Can I speak to your manager" is the scariest thing a mother can say
@Vicioussnakeboy
@Vicioussnakeboy Жыл бұрын
What about "We need to talk"?
@journeym1234
@journeym1234 3 жыл бұрын
9:17 I cant believe he actually took a mirror selfie 😂
@maggiemuffin8385
@maggiemuffin8385 3 жыл бұрын
I WAS LOOKING FOR THE COMMENTS ABOUT IT
@loveonlyx
@loveonlyx 3 жыл бұрын
FRRR I WAS LIKE “😳”
@maggiemuffin8385
@maggiemuffin8385 3 жыл бұрын
@@loveonlyx I thought it was photoshopped then I looked and I was like 👁👄👁
@kimmyslice
@kimmyslice 3 жыл бұрын
I was literally thinking the same thing!! My reaction was like oh 👀 okayyy, not bad I guess haha
@BrabyTheCool177
@BrabyTheCool177 2 жыл бұрын
8:52 he crushed Karen’s hair
@Zyvo2
@Zyvo2 3 жыл бұрын
Thermostat breaks: Karen "This Car is undrivable." Also, What Thermostat costs over $400?!? You can pick one up from Autozone for that model for less than $7.
@nyanocloud
@nyanocloud 3 жыл бұрын
One word: Labor
@mizzmixzy
@mizzmixzy 3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone read the fight with the boyfriend? " Your boyfriend attacked you, he crushed your hair " x)
@doomspidey1737
@doomspidey1737 3 жыл бұрын
Not the hair!
@mqximofeditz8881
@mqximofeditz8881 3 жыл бұрын
No, anything but the hair!
@isaacnewton8649
@isaacnewton8649 3 жыл бұрын
Damn not the hair
@meetaverma8372
@meetaverma8372 Жыл бұрын
Now I'm thinking about the logistics of that
@goth.1e
@goth.1e 3 жыл бұрын
Calling it now, given the option he's not gonna vaccinate his child
@Tresquall
@Tresquall 3 жыл бұрын
Bravo
@calypsomelypso
@calypsomelypso 3 жыл бұрын
Geez that's a terrifying thought... Kevin with his own children, miniature Kevins causing chaos, confusion and destruction everywhere they go, as their dad teaches them and watches proudly.. as they go on to murder many innocent lives......
@NiaJustNia
@NiaJustNia 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Karen would be constantly at the doctor and start a scene if they won't give her antibiotics for everything
@breadpilled2587
@breadpilled2587 3 жыл бұрын
"Straight to the manager upstairs" lmao omg
@josephchambers2000
@josephchambers2000 3 жыл бұрын
Grandmother: Heart Attack Mother : Drugs Overdose Son: Murder gone wrong Father: well I guess I win then.
@lolablake9196
@lolablake9196 3 жыл бұрын
The daughter who was adopted out may have ended up with a better life
@pissedinyourcornflakes2939
@pissedinyourcornflakes2939 3 жыл бұрын
Victory Royale
@jaxsterminator8634
@jaxsterminator8634 3 жыл бұрын
Hotel: Trivago
@justin2308
@justin2308 3 жыл бұрын
This was like Kevin playing the bad guy and the good guys actually winning. 😅
@JovianReign
@JovianReign 3 жыл бұрын
I love seeing how involved Kevin gets in these Bitlife roleplays, it really gets me immersed in the Karen experience.
@SylviaRustyFae
@SylviaRustyFae 2 жыл бұрын
7:13 Fyi, if you report someone to your supe at work and they dont immediatelt get punished... You can actually file a follow up report with HR, often for both the person you reported and your supe. Its like a karens wet dream of reporting :P I actually always use that tactic in Bitlife cuz even when my supe is my best friend they always ignore my reports... But ive seen that HR will often fire them by the next yr if i report someone directly to them after my supe laughs it off.
@3NA_exe
@3NA_exe 3 жыл бұрын
11:14 must’ve been Jim Picken’s home
@eliskolan8205
@eliskolan8205 3 жыл бұрын
I love it when kevin's videos line up with my work break, perfect timing
@thedonkey6704
@thedonkey6704 3 жыл бұрын
Callmekevin is like my dad. He’d make me laugh till I’m 12, then leave to get milk
@anniedangerface
@anniedangerface 3 жыл бұрын
😧
@NorthernGreenEyes
@NorthernGreenEyes 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@LizzieNya
@LizzieNya 3 жыл бұрын
Oh jesus
@Vicioussnakeboy
@Vicioussnakeboy Жыл бұрын
And then go on a killing spree with his friend Jim Pickens
@Vicioussnakeboy
@Vicioussnakeboy Жыл бұрын
I love how Kevin was trying to get his character pregnant despite the fact women can't get pregnant at 51 years old naturally
@logan_wolf
@logan_wolf 2 жыл бұрын
6:59 "You are unable to find anyone to love. That's depressing." Oh. I was thinking it's "relatable."
@ekkkkksh
@ekkkkksh 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin, you referred to the wrong Avatar. We do not talk about that one
@ekkkkksh
@ekkkkksh 3 жыл бұрын
@Darling Vexa Art no, I meant the live action. We don't talk about that abomination.
@saranemcova5448
@saranemcova5448 3 жыл бұрын
@Darling Vexa Art ohhhhh
@X8xPhoenixx8X
@X8xPhoenixx8X 3 жыл бұрын
Dad joke of the day...... Why was the lamp not heavy? Because it's light
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
"Because it's light" Well yes, but actually yes!
@kain.7944
@kain.7944 3 жыл бұрын
0:39 Hey, Call me Kevin, Kevin here. What if - i would play as you? *Music starts*
@Guro-Blue-kun
@Guro-Blue-kun 3 жыл бұрын
6:42 The most depressing thing is how accurate this is
@anniedangerface
@anniedangerface 3 жыл бұрын
Here’s a comment to help the algorithm, I have nothing clever to say besides you’re the funniest dude on KZbin and thanks for entertaining us!
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, it's still helpful
@whytho8856
@whytho8856 3 жыл бұрын
if you don't have anything to say, just copy-paste the lyrics to rick astley's new hit single "never gonna give you up"👍
@Metzli
@Metzli 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, that's amazing! If only everyone thought about that to help youtubers engagement xD
@hyvnmni
@hyvnmni 3 жыл бұрын
Just leaving a comment to tell Kevin how much we love him, how funny and comforting his videos are and how handsome and lovely he is. 💖 Thank you for putting a smile on our faces everyday, Kevin. 💖
@nicolearia6764
@nicolearia6764 3 жыл бұрын
7:55 that was the best thing you could say to someone who gets mad at u for not using their last name for their kid
@treciep
@treciep 2 жыл бұрын
That “goodbye” to your mic was so cute at 3:08
@Hybattt
@Hybattt 3 жыл бұрын
The Second Kevin takes control of baby his life goes down the shitter
@fabienne9225
@fabienne9225 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey there friends, how's it going. My Name is Kevin..." * shows death * Alright, alright 🤔
@alittlefella985
@alittlefella985 3 жыл бұрын
I love ur profile pic dwqifbwakjsksjd
@fabienne9225
@fabienne9225 3 жыл бұрын
@@alittlefella985 🤭
@TheLibermania
@TheLibermania Жыл бұрын
1:03 "She is going straight to the manager upstairs" is weirdly poetic
@beckyalirocks
@beckyalirocks 2 жыл бұрын
The redirect confusion between Karen and Charon is beautiful
@ESCEra13
@ESCEra13 3 жыл бұрын
Day 164 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game
@gokiburi9
@gokiburi9 3 жыл бұрын
we need it
@ishan2420
@ishan2420 3 жыл бұрын
Thats a lot of days
@humanperson4605
@humanperson4605 3 жыл бұрын
@@ishan2420 its commitment at its finest.
@juliap7406
@juliap7406 3 жыл бұрын
this game is boring as hell, with a very repetitive gameplay and also a total cash grab. No thanks
@airbearr
@airbearr 3 жыл бұрын
pls
@Cfreed
@Cfreed 3 жыл бұрын
Having no more things to zoom in on with Kevin's face, he's resorted to death. We knew his brain cells were losing it when he brought Karen in.
@seidimeow
@seidimeow 3 жыл бұрын
how the heck was this SO entertaining 😂 everything just kept getting funnier also what I heard was hey there friends, can I speak to the manager, my name is karen 👋
@josephstover4736
@josephstover4736 3 жыл бұрын
2:23 the pure, genuine joy on Kevin's face. That's what the world needs right now 😊
@midnightmoon6790
@midnightmoon6790 3 жыл бұрын
Your boyfriend does not want to make love to you, he wants to play Pokémon instead Me:Is there a second controller?
@whytho8856
@whytho8856 3 жыл бұрын
#justacethings
@MarkelleRayneeSheree
@MarkelleRayneeSheree 3 жыл бұрын
No pokemon game worth a shit is multiplayer.
@mr.joethedestroyer2334
@mr.joethedestroyer2334 3 жыл бұрын
@@MarkelleRayneeSheree All Pokémon games are technically multiplayer though. Or is that what you’re getting at?
@yee5074
@yee5074 3 жыл бұрын
I love and understand this video.
@aspen1713
@aspen1713 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m depressed and losing money every year” mood :’)
@noobi_forever3462
@noobi_forever3462 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: I know you have money give me that piggy bank Piggy bank: Holds 100k+
@nooneinparticular1685
@nooneinparticular1685 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so psyched to see another bitlife video- I swear watching Kevin play it is 50x more fun than the actual game is when I play lol
@Shevlander
@Shevlander 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he already started off dead
@jgb2958
@jgb2958 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Honda Odyssey needs to be a character added to the Kevin cinematic universe
@msia7201
@msia7201 3 жыл бұрын
8:21 You bought a PYRITE RING!? No wonder he rejected you; you just called him a fool.
@subscribeorsubside8839
@subscribeorsubside8839 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin you always upload just before I go to school, I don’t even have notifications on, it’s a nice start to the day.
@ummmhelp
@ummmhelp 3 жыл бұрын
neat I'm from ireland here he uploads around 9-8pm
@gumball609
@gumball609 3 жыл бұрын
@ 3:23 as a South African man I can confidently say that we will lose the war against Japan
@charlhavenga7233
@charlhavenga7233 3 жыл бұрын
Did win the world cup so they might hold some animosity, but for sure we're screwed.
@UchihaChikiru
@UchihaChikiru 3 жыл бұрын
10:42 For a guy who hasn’t played ace attorney on the channel yet, you sure are familiar with the music 🧑🏻‍⚖️
@succmyween4202
@succmyween4202 3 жыл бұрын
I think even non Ace Attorney players can tell where Cornered comes from
@Ryyi23
@Ryyi23 2 жыл бұрын
9:10 Freddy Krueger was born in a kind of prison, too!
@poisonempress
@poisonempress 3 жыл бұрын
Every time you say hello I always say hi back, it's like seeing a good friend every time I click on one of your videos Kevin. You genuinely improve my mood no matter how negative I may feel.
@taylifts
@taylifts 3 жыл бұрын
A Yukon is DEFINITELY an upper-middle class Karen car in the US
@myramarere12
@myramarere12 3 жыл бұрын
Jim Pickens: Is a guy from Zimbabwe. Me, a Zimbabwean: 😅😅
@rayan2475
@rayan2475 3 жыл бұрын
I know this channel for a long time now and you always find a way to cheer me up thank you 😁
@chameleon626
@chameleon626 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh yes this is going to be incredible Kevin+Karen+Bitlife=Miracle Mix
@maddiejade774
@maddiejade774 3 жыл бұрын
day 1 of telling kevin I cant thank him enough for making me happier every day
@cennin11
@cennin11 3 жыл бұрын
"Alright, Karen, it's time for love I think" -Me bracing myself to go out into the world. You are unable to find anyone to love. -Me retreating back into my fortress of solitude
@cassandraspoelhof3752
@cassandraspoelhof3752 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! Also your laughter is infectious because I laughed pretty much every time you did.😆
@McEefers69
@McEefers69 3 жыл бұрын
My dad had a Honda Odyssey for three or four years, then married a Karen.
@kevindasilva3790
@kevindasilva3790 3 жыл бұрын
Rip ☠️
@callmeturg
@callmeturg 3 жыл бұрын
Day 10 of telling Kevin that he is tall, dark, and handsome 💙
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
Turg
@CbaDropDead
@CbaDropDead 3 жыл бұрын
Turg
@erikboydston4476
@erikboydston4476 3 жыл бұрын
Turg
@a.o.8527
@a.o.8527 3 жыл бұрын
Turg
@gabrielt.c
@gabrielt.c 3 жыл бұрын
Turg
@madiehoare7195
@madiehoare7195 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who drives a Honda Odessey, I'm going to talk to Susan about this
@shirothewhitefox378
@shirothewhitefox378 3 жыл бұрын
"Goodbye!" When Kevin chuckled because his microphone went bye bye i had to laugh so hard i missed the next few minutes.
@bfkick5971
@bfkick5971 3 жыл бұрын
Im starting to think this is actually Kevin telling us his previous adventures.
@dynodan9234
@dynodan9234 3 жыл бұрын
Hello Kevin, I hope you have an amazing day and I hope you are doing well, keep up the great work! : )
@MrK-tp1gr
@MrK-tp1gr 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrK-tp1gr hello friend!
@MrK-tp1gr
@MrK-tp1gr 3 жыл бұрын
Hello😊
@thatplane3865
@thatplane3865 3 жыл бұрын
My two favorite series from Kevin are Bitlife, Among Us and the Irish series I've never laughed harder than at those
@RachCan
@RachCan 3 жыл бұрын
It’s been over a month and I JUST got the joke of Karen ferrying people from one side to the other. It’s Charon. CHARON
@k.k.slider3820
@k.k.slider3820 3 жыл бұрын
Day 94 of asking CallmeKaren to work in retail once again and play the Papa's games
@cashewdepressed
@cashewdepressed 3 жыл бұрын
Omg yess the papa games
@whytho8856
@whytho8856 3 жыл бұрын
YES PA👏PA👏 GAMES👏
@marissa4657
@marissa4657 3 жыл бұрын
We need an episode of BitLife but I am a complete Kevin.
@rafaelalodio5116
@rafaelalodio5116 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, bitlife videos are definitely my favorite, keep em coming
@xItsClobberinTime
@xItsClobberinTime 3 жыл бұрын
The video's over, and I'm still laughing at "I think I have dementia? I'm 10!"
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