Bitlife but it is the worst life ever

Look how bad I am at video games
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[@skystygian]

15:55 "My son, Girl, came out of the closet as gay."

[@ceruleanfox]

Grace Whaley Nobody saw this coming

[@marijuanaknowsomething6743]

Had to think about that for a minute.

[@smine404]

Grace Whaley LMAOO

[@cactusjack2.0]

* *it hurt itself in its confusion!* *

[@boreragnarok249]

I read this before I saw the bit and it confused me properly

[@brendonian4097]

"There's a little mouse here, squiggling, like 'A new life!'" Oh no. Kevin, we need to talk.

[@funguy156]

Yeah but I think he knows what it is but he can't say sperm because KZbin would be pissed

[@_Em3ry]

“Squeak squeak” Kevin no

[@DeviantCinnamonfur]

HE IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY KZbinR he can't say the s-e-x word!!

[@aturchomicz821]

@@funguy156 Thanks for ruining the joke....

[@takacon695]

He’s a family friendly youtuber! That’s why he used to say shit and feck all the time! And he’s definetly not being forced to not swear by KZbin for monetisation!

[@squashiy]

The stupidest death i had was when i was like nine years old and my classmate blew me up with a cannon

[@squashiy]

Madison and Emma Pheysey I swear where do they even get these things did they just pop in existence and their hands

[@sciencewizard2861]

I once died in bitlife because I told on another kid. He used a missile launcher to kill me.

[@squashiy]

@@sciencewizard2861 now this is just getting rediculus whats next someone gets killed by a spoon at 2 years old?

[@oliverobler5491]

I would like but the number is too perfect

[@squashiy]

do these kids have guns to use for this reason

[@caitlinlong545]

Hair dryer: *is diagnosed with epilepsy Kevin: "broadcasting club, why not" Hair dryer: *dies* I wonder why..

[@VictorianOrpheus]

Caitlin Long I know this is a joke but fun fact: Photosensitive epilepsy is actually one of the least common types of epilepsy.

[@commandergull8188]

@@VictorianOrpheus fun fact its not murder if you dont get caught

[@VictorianOrpheus]

Hail Lamp What does this have to do with my comment...? All I did was leave an informative comment about epilepsy because I’m epileptic

[@commandergull8188]

@@VictorianOrpheus hey you gave a fun fact I gave a fun fact

[@commandergull8188]

@@VictorianOrpheus also respect for responding when your comment was like 5 months ago

[@alexcampbell8028]

“Hair Dryer has no levels, its just on or off” best underrated joke

[@localdreamer13]

His temper can best be described as hot and cold moments.

[@failtolawl]

I was hoping for some subtle sound effects

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

There should be a high or low option though

[@emmzyjane]

Wow that joke just went straight over my head 😂

[@akakezzy6152]

I’m very glad I read this comment because it completely went over my head

[@insatiableboredom5082]

Kevin: “Oh my girlfriend’s pregnant” *a year goes by* Kevin: “Oh she had it already”

[@LittleMissKawaii123]

think someone needs to explain pregnancy to kevin

[@smine404]

ineffable idiocy lmao

[@charliep123]

He quit school give him a break

[@sonyab1974]

ROFL! He is also calling his 2 fiance's wife! :)

[@MutedAndReported3032]

Yeah not surprising when the single press of a button makes a whole year pass.

[@enthalpy1379]

1:32 She's acctually been promoted from firefighter to Firefighter

[@kc12311]

It came with a raise, so she got more capital.

[@indy8551]

mom --> Mom

[@banane2279]

@@kc12311 holy shit that was brilliant

[@georizzo9891]

@@kc12311 the fuck?! Haha Are you a real comedian? Dude ur a genius

[@issorgmot8539]

Sorry to reply to a 2 year old comment but holy shit that was funny

[@walakrios5542]

I onl remember two things of my childhood when I was five, stepping in a strange brown mass that might have been mud and the atrocities committed by the Portuguese in Saudi Arabia

[@ajani-lamar-_-3712]

Me too man, the Israel-Palestine conflict really fucked with me at age 3

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

Me and the boys reading about geopolitical tensions in the Middle East and recording their activities carefully in my journal

[@turkepic3637]

Kevin: This is the worst life My life: There is another

[@giraffeman326]

Indeed my friend

[@addypolyyy]

Yes, yes.

[@superbtrilogy5049]

Farmer ball

[@somerandomassguyontheinter2869]

relatable

[@theforbiddencookie833]

@@superbtrilogy5049 what is that on your profile picture...?

[@TheIrishDino]

Call Me Hair Dryer does have a better ring to it to be fair.

[@BoredMurphy]

I agree

[@outlanderwraith]

@Juan Cortez Muro oh no a bot

[@Homer___Simpson]

@Juan Cortez Muro Actually it makes me want to die

[@IamaPERSON]

@@outlanderwraith report it like I did.

[@rangerleaf1505]

@@outlanderwraith what bot? 😉

[@EinFelsbrocken]

This game is like: Your mom has been promoted. *POLITICAL INTRIGUES HAVE CAUSED MESOPOTAMIA TO DESCEND INTO WAR!! **_THE END TIMES ARE UPON US!_* You said a bad word.

[@alayna9270]

How do you do italics, and amazing comment lol

[@eyeless2291]

Alayna Matthews press alt f4 to do italics

[@alayna9270]

@@eyeless2291 thank you!

[@eyeless2291]

Alayna Matthews no problem

[@EinFelsbrocken]

@@alayna9270 put * around the part of the sentence that should be bold; or _ for italics. Ex: (*)Hello(*) *Hello* without () (_)Bye(_) _Bye_ without () And you may combine them like (_*)poop( *_) *_poop_*

[@Thatguyujustmet]

Kevin: “Let’s go out with her” Her: I am now Kim Jung-il, bow before me you petty mortals and worship me. The poor will starve and all will respect my paper propaganda.

[@oliverobler5491]

Oh, honey! I was just enslaving the rest of the class. Do you want to go out to dinner or something, later? Ok love you bye!

[@Nombre_Nombre_Cuenca]

sounds like a great strategy to not be enslaved

[@maverickREAL]

She waited for him to go out with her so she could spare him without seeming weak. Genius strategy.

[@armintargaryen9216]

I mean, she already had incredible popularity. Like she would get 99% of the classes votes or something

[@ughitsamelia]

"trying to make the right choices" **attacks 6 year old classmates**

[@dave-xg5rd]

nicr

[@TBK_P1CKL3]

shrek on ice that’s the best

[@lilacgrace6025]

Kevin: *Chooses to attack people whenever he can* Hair Dryer: *Actually attacks people* Kevin: What the hell is wrong with you! Man this kid has issues

[@himynameisntben]

L

[@TheBeerae]

@@himynameisntben W

[@uncountryball1]

​@SkittishWasTakenw

[@strekt8]

if u ever play this again: get the dating app, get the oldest people possible with 80k+ salary, make her like u, skip 1 year, propose and get married right after, and boom, when she dies, ez inheritance. rinse and repeat

[@xxiiwar2890]

I can also confirm this works in real life too!

[@temmiemossy]

@@xxiiwar2890 holy shit

[@NunzioPL]

The most Jim Pickens thing to do lol

[@BubblyFemboy]

Im a porn star i make 140K and i have a wife and im super famous my looks is 100 and everything else is 100

[@Kid_Cat64]

Total bullies:

[@Mikey-jr3zi]

“You are now engaged to your girlfriend Peggy!” *You have been diagnosed wih epilepsy*

[@THEAZRANLEGACY]

Peggy did it

[@connersuxx]

Those damn peggys

[@leonkuwata1391]

and PEGGY

[@tashkent561]

DAMN YOU, PEGGY!

[@wafflebean9828]

AND PEGGY. THE SCHUYLER SISTERS!!

[@mihawk508]

“My life is going great!” *five seconds later* “My girlfriend is pregnant...”

[@jackward4943]

Do I like the comment because it's funny, or leave it at 666 likes... Hmmmm

[@Brickington23]

I’d move out of the country if I got a girl pregnant

[@boolinwam2781]

Kevin: *gets restraining order on ex* Also kevin : *stalks ex wife*

[@AAArnold]

He got an restraining order on his ex-fling, not his ex wife.

[@thachjellynguyen]

Why are you here? Dont you have another settlement that needs help? Here I'll mark it on your map.

[@flossyjay7280]

@@thachjellynguyen I hate the minutemen just because of preston.

[@boolinwam2781]

@@thachjellynguyen IM EXTREMELY SORRY , I cba to change my pfp

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Just kev things

[@catasaurus5748]

"The louder i cry the faster they come" -hair dryer call me 2019

[@SirenDragon]

lol

[@TomfooleryOfTheTrolls]

deep

[@bwblack5984]

Confused why a teacher got paid so much, then I realized this wasn’t America.

[@jazgaming9434]

To true lol

[@dysonburt3309]

the worst thing is that the us is ~7th highest Average Salary in the world for teachers meaning that teachers are underpaid thoughout the world

[@DrCandyStriper]

@@dysonburt3309 am I surprised? No. Am I disappointed? Yes.

[@AmarEcd1233]

@@dysonburt3309 Then why do people moan so much about how theyre "underpaid" ?

[@kingchad3379]

@@dysonburt3309 In many of those countries most items cost way less than in the us.In my country teachers make about $20.000 a year,but that's enough to afford 5 years of rent.

[@woolfieMcP]

"Roll call. Peterson, John" "Here" "Simmons, Al" "Here" Call me, Maybe"

[@whytho8856]

omg he shouldve named his daughter maybe

[@woolfieMcP]

@@whytho8856 a missed opportunity if you ask me

[@DarwinLovesRedHeads]

Is that OG spawn lol?

[@woolfieMcP]

@@ErodiumsMnemic I've been readling Spawn lately

[@woolfieMcP]

@@DarwinLovesRedHeads hell yeah

[@C4TMINT]

kevin: killing people is ok also kevin: calling a baby “fire” isnt ok

[@teddythedog7369]

Media: whoa chill...

[@michaelm8973]

Hes got his priorities straight

[@Ulvis_B]

them girls get to much fire...

[@idkhbtfmandnowimsad994]

Respect tbh

[@Homer___Simpson]

@Juan Cortez Muro Reported for spam and shit content

[@lz6065]

kevin: "mrs. mcguinness?" they're being a little stereotypically irish." also kevin: *is named kevin o'reilly*

[@Lumberjack_king]

Oh oh oh O'Reilly Auto parts

[@SaraIsTired]

Wait what? Isn’t his last name CallMe?

[@FunnyCraftSheep]

WHERE IT ALL STARTED!! :)

[@funkycatRoblox]

yup

[@nathancrispin8191]

Kevin: “I don’t take things that aren’t mine” Flashback to the Sims where he literally takes people off the street and holds them hostage in his basement and forces them to paint all day...

[@SunScourge]

Well. At least he didn't take things. :P

[@ghadirabdullah5374]

Nathan Crispin Now I want to do that in my game !

[@Presto5L]

Bob Ross.

[@Liac112]

@@SunScourge Well... he did :D or at least Jim had such a past time activity sometimes :D

[@eliguzman36]

People are not things though

[@colbyd8304]

Kevin: “What the hell my guy has anger issues!” Also Kevin:*is controlling the guy* edit: obligatory gratitude for attention or whatever

[@eighteen1741]

“I was a planned pregnancy” “Were already off to a better start”

[@keysaremean4132]

14:30 HUH????? DID NO ONE ELSE SEE THAT?? AM I CRAZY???

[@TheMemeCompany]

Kevin: _uses "but" in the title again_ Everyone: **visible happiness**

[@alexsomethingclever4140]

"You've been accused of mastuerbating at work" Kevin:Oh that's so scorpio Also Kevin (a scorpio): *works from home*

[@djfebrezee]

_Thonk_

[@Ilivepuppys]

well it makes sense but he does have a wife/girlfriend so..

[@dezsii91]

@lucette5 I feel it

[@oopy354]

he works in front of a camera. clearly he needs to get a better editor if he's missing these shots.

[@WannaAstro]

Just Someone Who Love The Sims he does????

[@apexbrachydios5385]

I like to imagine that the news about the war is just being beamed into his head, and that is why he is depressed

[@pradana5552]

"I didn't know you could go to activity and decide things to do that day" That's very Kevin, passing a single year by doing only one thing.

[@L0xi3]

Considering how Kevin raises his Young in the sims i assume he’ll be just as good at playing this game!

[@darrenhutcheon9323]

AxxL ok boomer

[@IamaPERSON]

@@AxxLAfriku axxl, your own community doesn't even want you. 63% of them, to be exact.

[@EmoTheElephant]

he definitely has a talent for naming them

[@emiliaeltawey4538]

“It feels like summer vacation will never come.” *you’ve been diagnosed with depression* We’ve all been there before, lmao

[@WubbaLubbaDubs]

hahaha this one hit home

[@reganh5223]

10:30. Roisin is probably the only child Kevin has given a normal name to in Bitlife. 😆

[@AntheanCeilliers]

I know this is one comment among thousands on an old video, but I just wanted you to know that I've been using this BitLife playlist to get to sleep every night for about half a year now. I'm going through a lot of difficult times and struggle to turn my brain off when I lay down to sleep, and this playlist is the only thing that helps me. It's my anxiety and insomnia buster and even helps me feel less alone. I'm so grateful to you -- thank you so much.

[@scoutshellby7226]

Spends all his money on lottery tickets. Intelligence: 100% Okay then.

[@Cj-xt6tv]

No it’s *Intelligence 100*

[@yourmom415]

"The louder I cry, the faster they come." -Kevin2019 out of context

[@erikbritz2637]

Cum 😂

[@justsomeonepassingby408]

Yikes

[@SuperToasty325]

"I learned the louder I cry, the faster they come"... I sense an OnlyFans in Kevin's future.

[@ImpossibleReasons]

10 years old and has depression? Know that feel

[@Ubersnipe]

Washin Machine: **decides to stalk his ex and then tells her that he's stalking her** Intelligence 100

[@roseofindigo7911]

"I ripped someones eye out and I got away with it" knowing Kevin, this may be a confession.

[@jamesquinn4185]

I’ve seen you in about every one of Kevin’s videos. Nice to see a loyal fan

[@ryanthompson5196]

It is

[@ReenaRibona]

Some of the best parts of Kevin’s BitLife videos is his reaction to the dialogue the game has such as 5:07

[@HardcoreHeartChris]

Me: *Never dated at Age 25* Hair Dryer: *Engaged at Age 14* I'm envious 😂

[@Munequita0-0]

“Oh he’s a Scorpio like me!” It all makes sense now

[@rangerleaf1505]

Damnnn!

[@laurenevans9182]

I reacted exactly the same

[@SaphiraTessa]

I'm also a Scorpio...oh...nvm

[@yerboi4112]

Scorpio bois we out here

[@Phoenix42961]

That dark yet hilarious sense of humor....he had to be one of us

[@eleanorbarbour1780]

“There’s a nice little mouse here wagging his tail hehe squeak squeak” - YourNameKevi 2019

[@karma42]

Sweet sweet innocent mind

[@Kai-zz3no]

“Yournamekevi”

[@greaterswigger3231]

Ah little did he know

[@nopenope273]

Kevin no- KEVIN NO

[@ewu..]

Yet, it's the same man who said this 2:59 ... they grow up too fast 😰

[@manasjain3005]

Ah so this is where it all started

[@idiotidiot5821]

Dude thank you for having so much quality content. Trying to sleep but some weird deeply low humming whirring sound in my town for hours has been driving me nuts and watching these has been keeping my sanity in tact. Hope youre doing well Kevo

[@russiangravy3870]

“We’re Roisin into having a baby,” Kevin is a natural dad.

[@calmdown5559]

*Cue clip of him kicking baby doll*

[@siimkivisild2251]

"I was a planned pregnancy" Kevin: Well were already off to a better start. Hold up

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Come on who even is a planned pregnancy?

[@jubileegonzalez]

Rafael Alódio honestly, i get surprised when my friends say they were planned 😭😂

[@nikolehtonen3747]

@@jubileegonzalez are you sure they were they parents probaply lied

[@NatroshviliDachi]

Are u all guys unplanned?😂

[@whytho8856]

@@NatroshviliDachi yes lmao

[@alexxish.804]

This video would start an addiction Kevin couldn't get rid of

[@rosegraham5780]

I can’t believe i found his first time playing bitlife

[@MeeMeeCandy777]

Same. The origins of his Bitlife series.

[@bentaylor8299]

9:50 "I'm trying to be the opposite of Hair Dryer" Well Washin Machine is currently alive so you're doing alright.

[@alanoconnor371]

He put BUT in the title - what a glorious day

[@brandemon6667]

He also zoomed at the start!

[@phantomdude9901]

"I was diagnosed with depression and happiness is now 0" Yeah. that's pretty much how it went

[@finnstewart4747]

"Why is my health such an issue?!" I'm sure the bunions, depression, diabetes, migraines and anxiety have nothing to do with it.

[@360lateflip]

Why was "I dont want any part if this, I just wanna be happy again." Hit closer to home than anything my therapist has said?

[@rivetingeel2389]

“No one wants me” *stadia logo on forehead* that made me laugh real hard

[@TheEsdaniel]

What where they thinking seeing the oouya example ???

[@birdbrain691]

*Stop getting pregnant!* -Call me Kevin, 2019

[@Kid_Cat64]

What's a Minecraft wood Block doing here?

[@teresasikes6739]

I like how Kevin went from “no no babies” to “give me thousands of children”

[@dalaillama7049]

Kevin:“I made it further than hair dryer” Me: You also made it further than Kevin

[@thomasscangarello8410]

Oof

[@drippystaff]

This video was so funny!! I’ve been diagnosed with depression.

[@theintelligenceagency3638]

I'm having such a good time here! I have been diagnosed with bunions. Time to take my daily snake filet.

[@djfebrezee]

The baby is on fire! Time to do pushups in the kitchen.

[@SCP--xw5fg]

Age 10: gets into a relationship Age 11: gets married

[@egr0ll302]

“I learned the louder I cry the faster they come”. “I joked with my friends after I wet my self”.

[@xxsidmontana5534]

Kevin, next time use the doctors, physicians, etc. when you get diagnosed it’s under the activities bar

[@SnivillusLupin]

Child: *giggles* Kevin: "StOp CrYiNg"

[@zwelakheradebe7017]

The beginning of an addiction

[@oliverrhys5351]

“This is depressing me, like he’s nine.” Me, who got diagnosed at seven: don’t tell him, his heart couldn’t handle it

[@samwisegamgee1243]

_"Three is the new 50"_ Well I guess we're all fecked

[@dr.k8610]

Kevin literally never clicked on the Activities tab. He should! DO IT KEVIN!

[@KIgaming.]

He'll see 'commit a crime' and it'll all be downhill from there

[@user-pipis]

Underrated comment. The Activities tab is basically most of the game!

[@spineluminous9751]

Bump!

[@macyg]

I was thinking the same thing the whole time!

[@maccychee3858]

And the school tab. He could flirt with the teachers

[@katbunne]

‘oh he’s a scorpio like me!’ everything suddenly makes sense

[@jewelxiat]

I was looking for this comment 🤣

[@KIgaming.]

*I've been wondering how many people have actually had seizures watching "Stranger Things".*

[@noel090909]

“THE EARTH IS FLAT MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN LYING TO ME.” - Hair Dryer

[@sarahtyler5635]

I really want this quote on a t shirt

[@abby3312]

Kevin: constantly makes fun of dance majors throughout the video Me: A dance major😅

[@Jay3up]

"The KZbin thing has been kinda a failure" -Kevin The 2.17million subscriber. KZbinr

[@hotaruishere2133]

9:18 With someone like me, whose real name is also Irish Gaelic, hearing the name "Saoirse" being pronounced correctly (AND SO SMOOTHLY!!!!) brought me great joy and satisfaction.

[@cecilia7932]

Imagine telling your boyfriend you're pregnant and his response is: "Can you stop!?" xD

[@tisbutanerd3547]

Just starts crying

[@TheEsdaniel]

Feetus deletus

[@MrParanoia]

Feel like she was cheating

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

At the second or third unplanned pregnancy, that is actually a sane and responsible response. Especially if the guy was using condoms, or she was claiming to be on the pill, and she still somehow got pregnant... for a third time. We have massive overpopulation with 8 billion humans on this planet. No-one needs or should be allowed to have three or more children.

[@tajhaybanks8656]

@@TF2CrunchyFrog ok you're wrong on 2 of those things first of its 7.7 billion, second we arent over populated the earths carrying capacity is 9 or 10 billion

[@doibantikov2486]

4:18 “You will be immediately killed by this action Proceed?”

[@marlosuper]

*_[YeS]_*

[@tashkent561]

[Fuck yes]

[@PbStarfireYay]

“I’ve been wondering how many people have actually had seizures watching “Stranger Things” “ Bit Life - 2019.

[@Xehanort10]

12:39 Washin Machine's girlfriend has been through 3 spin cycles it seems.

[@bman8144]

Damn he never got to see the full game since he never pressed activities

[@jekyll138.5]

He pressed activities multiple times

[@Emu19]

@@jekyll138.5 What like twice? XDD

[@dadeee7776]

Linkle Tinkle twice is multiple times don’t play yourself

[@Emu19]

@@dadeee7776 I don't actually! I enjoying playing with others. Playing on your own gets quite lonely!

[@jfydjaja7077]

@@Emu19 He said don't play yourself not play with yourself 💀

[@missmary1992]

"I'm learning that the louder I cry the faster they come." 👀🤣🤣🤣

[@ButterNutSqwoosh]

"SOMEONE MASSAGE MY BUNIONS!" absolutely fucked me up 🤣🤣 I love you man

[@GR4YARDB3AST]

8:08 this part got me on the floor laughing

[@jamesquinn4185]

8:40 “No delete him” Don’t know why I found that so funny 😂

[@Seiferboi]

That's something people in their 40s+ always say lol!

[@ctf_2fort139]

Kevin: he’s a Scorpio like me Scorpios: Scorpio gang rise up

[@Mickey-he2pe]

♏️ RISE UP!!

[@xxiiwar2890]

@@Mickey-he2pe lanaswallows

[@Jezski19]

14:59, as a psych major I can honestly tell you Kevin!... you are absolutely right.

[@reecieboi8668]

HOW HAS KEVIN BEEN PLAYING BITLIFE FOR OVER A YEAR ALREADY WHAT

[@nocturnalsam6678]

Ah yes, my hero: washin machine call me: the chicken sexer is finally back!!

[@SessVlogs]

I’m eagerly awaiting the sitcom: Washin Machine Call Me, the Chicken Sexer and Grognak the Destroyer, Attorney at Law. Rolls off the tongue!

[@contraasss]

Kevin: "Life is going great who needs a mom!? 😄" Mama OReilly: 😔

[@mysteriousstranger237]

Kevin: "You're pregnant again?!, what the hell?!" Me: "this is why you need to stay single, Kevin"

[@algaegreen8]

“this guy is like the perfect human. LETS HAVE HIM ASSULT SOMEONE NOW”

[@SJ-yu5zk]

‘Look at that, looks 93%!!!’ ...sneakily avoids drawing attention to smarts at 37%...

[@gummotey2354]

"After you finish she asks you if you would like to read religious passages" IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

[@Joryu.]

You know, it's ironic that she wants to read religious passages. Usually religious people see it as a sin to have sex before marriage. XD

[@Joryu.]

@False Sanity It is implied. If she really is religious, cheating would be a bigger sin than sex before marriage. XD

[@Tiger-uf4lk]

Ah, the first addiction.

[@Tiger-uf4lk]

And the sims doesn't count.

[@taehwankim7315]

10:36 the "ahhhh yes comedy" was funnier than the entire joke lmaooo

[@rachelhumphries8128]

"The bunions I feel like were the turning point." 🤣

[@adamc2957]

"becoming a youtuber is sort of a failure" says the 2.17 million subscriber youtube channel

[@Hedvigu]

"Failure"? No, that doesn't make any sense in Kevin's case. 🤔 🤨 ...Wait, I see some fun irony here. 😶 And Kevin doesn't even know!? 😂 *Points it out in comments*

[@shelle7123]

*just started studying psychology* Kevin: WHY WOULD YOU GO AND DO SOMETHING USELESS LIKE THAT

[@Kimsk1975]

Kevin: gets bunions Also kevin: never goes to the doctor