Bitlife but I'm a filthy capitalist

Bitlife has a new citizen, MONOPOLY MAN!
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Edited by @Kippesoep001, @TropicalFreeze2 and Kevin

[@izanami705]

Monopoly man: *owns multiple properties* Co-worker: *starts rumours about him being homeless*

[@daevenmiller9905]

Hm, yes the floor here is made out of wall -That coworker, probably

[@ryshow9118]

That's MISTER Monopoly Man to you! Lol

[@Qxestionable]

@Laynie Thats Sir Mister Professor Monopoly man to you

[@paulot2757]

@@Qxestionable That's Doctor Sir Mister Professor Monopoly Man to you!

[@jyotsna3617]

@@paulot2757 That's Master Doctor Sir Monopoly Man to you

[@hellothere2527]

“I’m sorry to hear that your father has died.” “SHUT UP MY PADDLE BOAT IS BROKEN”

[@speedbird1186]

I haven't even watched the whole video yet, but I still read thst in his voice

[@hellothere2527]

@@speedbird1186 yh 😂 also sorry if I spoiled it

[@blackgayman]

Doge

[@idkkk1825]

@@hellothere2527 it’s all good :), not really a major spoil if even a spoil

[@1986tbirdwilly]

His dad died of a rare nipple condition

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Game: "Your mother di-" Kevin: "Yes! Inheritance!" Game: "..."

[@Laimoli]

Lol true

[@coconutgator4169]

Lol true

[@modables]

Lol true

[@gv2807]

Lol true

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Why's everyone typing "lol true"?

[@krisnatherryano4610]

"Money can't buy happiness" Kevin : hold my paddleboat

[@Levi_is_Smol]

Also Kevin: no, wait, give it back. My paddleboat.

[@Pundae]

Don't give away your paddleboat you need that

[@noneofyourbuisness4001]

*Kevin: "get in"

[@Karmialol]

@@noneofyourbuisness4001 Why can’t I sue them for taking my pattleboat when I give it to them. I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERiCA!?

[@heathercalun4919]

Was the paddleboat named "Rosebud"?

[@eleanorneath530]

"Step-sister quality time" Kevin: **disgusted panic**

[@sentient_roomba7035]

what are you doing step bro

[@kindakyana2372]

@RayRexDex what annoys me is how the URL costs 485,000 dollars.

[@Sebass_1400]

@@kindakyana2372 its like 485k for me now lol

[@kindakyana2372]

@@Sebass_1400 oh wait it is that much let me change it

[@czpiaor]

@RayRexDex I can't buy that, so let's put it up for auction I call $1

[@THEAZRANLEGACY]

kevin when his mother dies: *YES* kevin when his paddle boat dies: :'(

[@waterlemonandfriends]

Kevin when his supervisor dies:

[@devinkolka8002]

@@waterlemonandfriends :)

[@premonition5508]

do u blame him

[@czpiaor]

Well he can't inherit any money from his paddle boat, can he?

[@ColinTimmins]

It’s all about priorities...

[@amberbambergaming]

Can't tell if Kevin can't say lingerie or just chooses to infuriate everyone by saying it wrong 🤔

[@senorpooI]

Probably both

[@liseegeskov8769]

@@senorpooI oh my! I was gonna make that exact comment! Are you me but in the past and also future?

[@Metzli]

Wait, I must have missed it, when does he say it?

[@elaexplorer]

Going with the latter

[@kanrafingerguns]

@@Metzli 7:08

[@uhh9919]

i know it meant “charge her” like fight but how capitalist would it have been if he made her pay for eating candy under the teachers desk

[@lames232]

What? I dont understand

[@cmm3699]

That’s what I thought it meant when I first read it. It would’ve been perfect.

[@tonyhakston536]

@@lames232 charge. Like, make them pay money.

[@rory7740]

"Your co-worker, Olivia, started a rumor that you are homeless" Meanwhile you are on your way on buying your 5th house.

[@behelevator1279]

"Well if he had a home, why would he need to keep buying them?"

[@rory7740]

@@behelevator1279 You have a point.

[@monasabbat9733]

He has houses but no home🙌

[@IdkIdk-kw5tk]

*Nah he buying mansions so it's not a rumor it's a fact*

[@still_your_zelda]

She means he has less homes. I guess Olivia has 6 houses. D:

[@oleanderkazzy_]

Kevin's hitman: **assassinates the target with a flamethrower** Kevin: could've probably gone smoother but ok. Also Kevin: **assassinates targets on jet skis with a 17th century cannon and slaps every single person in the area with a fish**

[@hansmumm256]

Did you notice that the assassin’s name was Desmond Miles?

[@hussienfarid7621]

@@hansmumm256 i noticed it too

[@sherwingonsalves8821]

@@hansmumm256 the assassin was a assassin by birth second best in the business

[@BeckTheBandit]

@@hansmumm256 I did, I was so surprised!!

[@uniquename1215]

@@hansmumm256 i was wondering if anyone noticed, but i decided not to comment on it.

[@scrabblerabble2827]

”Money can’t buy happiness, but a paddleboat sure can” Sounds like a dad’s shirt you’d find in a Goodwill

[@christiniakollar8397]

Im going to hunt this shirt to ends of the earth

[@oliviafigas]

I almost died while eating a twix because of, quote; "jesus is my supervisor?"

[@novisnovis]

Was this comment sponsored by.... twix?

[@satella8963]

@@novisnovis Twix left or Twix right?

[@Bread_Den]

@@satella8963 left fs.

[@fluffybum204]

you almost went to meet jesus by laughing at a joke about jesus

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

@@fluffybum204 maybe jesus saved her from dying due to a joke abt jesus

[@urfavjoxo]

Kevin is smiling through the pain while playing bit life because deep down he wants to play among us

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

Yep

[@bobox7396]

No just pain

[@J.Jonah.Jameson.]

Play bitlife as "the imposter"

[@nyashiahughes3829]

Hes trying to think of more ways to play so he has an excuse to play it🤣

[@diabeticramen4388]

The first step to recovery is admitting you have an addiction 😔

[@elliefitch112]

Kevin pronouncing lingerie like ling-er-ee is the best thing that has happened all day

[@beyond_fatherhood]

Came here to comment this

[@cesaraguirre8191]

Time stamp?

[@Katelyst]

@@cesaraguirre8191 7:07

[@SutsuMusic]

I always found the actual pronunciation of lingerie weird. Kevin's way makes more sense

[@elliefitch112]

@@SutsuMusic I agree I used to pronounce it the wrong way all the time 😂

[@aaronamaphone5865]

"The wife was a long term investment and it paid off" Ahh, a true capitalist.

[@jonathonthomits1322]

I love how Kevin did not notice his dad died of a "rare nipple condition" 6:54

[@bxtch4489]

omg 😭

[@riveramnell143]

I ran straight to the comments to see if anyone else caught that and I was not disappointed.

[@Mr-Green0]

A rare nipple condition? Ok, that sounds weird.

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Now run for president in Russia for the socialist party in Bitlife, only to balance it out.

[@theodorfrom7653]

Just shut up already

[@eoin8450]

Achievement unlocked: Return of Lenin

[@otterlyfantasticbeasts5649]

Слава Родине, товарищ.

[@hakk_u]

я совокупляюсь с собаками

[@lordkimbo]

@@otterlyfantasticbeasts5649 Мы раздавим капиталистов по русской книге товарищи коммунизма

[@cmotdibbler4454]

"Do you handle conflict well?" "I pay someone else to handle it for me, have you met Agent 47?"

[@logan_in_4k]

#firstreply

[@turtlelord8021]

@@logan_in_4k #nobodycares

[@reyiscoolest]

#dan

[@rogeliomartinez5226]

No. O well you will meet him eventually

[@logan_in_4k]

@@turtlelord8021 how dare you

[@KeiZiahKnight]

Kevin: Imagine being called "Man". People with the last name "Mann":

[@errohaze2683]

And if they had the first name "Guy," Guy Mann.

[@tashkent561]

@@errohaze2683 I once met a dude who was called Gai Mann

[@funnythehaha]

*D H A R M A N N*

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Till lindemann of rammstein: "You talk a lot of shit for someone in flamethrower distance!"

[@cyprian0672]

@@tashkent561 was he gay?

[@Arkasha-Z]

So, the "Mr Man" thing is funny, but near my house there's a culver's and the owner of it is named (Get ready for this) "Guy Mann"

[@msimrxn]

Parents saw a chance and took it 😂

[@croissantsaregreat856]

@@msimrxn no he probably changed his name

[@christiniakollar8397]

Mann’s never been so grateful for a U in his entire life

[@stevenclark1662]

When I was in middle school, there were some older teens (like 17+) who were in the special ed class. There was one guy I'd see occasionally, and because I was 12, I thought he had to be in his mid 20s. Big bushy beard, Stache, and white guy fro. I get the yearbook at the end of the year, and see his name is literally Harry Guy. I still laugh about it to this day.

[@abbymackay443]

_"Jesus is my supervisor?"_ Kevin, Jesus is *all* of our supervisors

[@fungusmoon]

you’d think as a good irish catholic boy he’d know that smh

[@Oyasumi05]

Satan and my supervisor, but he has hot temper

[@NervousKraken]

Not in communist Russia, he ain't!

[@need4speed5353]

@@NervousKraken *soviet union anthem intensifies*

[@jmanpolo5611]

Creepy...

[@cheyennemann4090]

Kevin: "I just realized my name is Mr. Man, imagine trying to make a phone call, Hello this is Mr. Man." Me:

[@Levi_is_Smol]

I had a Mr. Hermann at school, and "Herr" is the German word for mister. Imagine having a teacher whose name is basically Mister Mister-man.

[@shesustho2880]

Oh no!😂😂

[@ormhp8575]

I had a teacher name Mr. Mann with 2 Ns

[@jakemann7466]

I feel you

[@saddonuts8589]

@@Levi_is_Smol my German teacher in primary school was Ms. Herrmann or Mrs. Idk So maybe they were married

[@companylovesmisery1463]

"What is wrong with the people at my work? Why does my supervisor hate me?" We all ask ourselves these questions Kevin. We all ask.

[@lion._.artist4896]

"your supervisor Jesus..." "Jesus is my super visor?" LMAO KEVIN

[@ColorfulDreams]

Kevin: “look the place im in is literally called placed” .....New Orleans is right there😭

[@sammyjoeloux4474]

He’s Irish maybe he thought New Orleans was the state 😂 btw I searched for this comment nobody was talking about it

[@anthonyjackl6977]

Maybe he thought it was a county ? Lmao

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

I thought it was the home town.

[@bigbalticbox]

Well done, you found the joke...

[@fhydgjskudhdbdjdnn]

It was a joke

[@kincsemersk]

First thing to buy? Paddle boat Most appreciated item? Paddle boat Dad died? Paddle boat Depression? Paddle boat Anxiety? Paddle boat Hotel? *Paddle boat*

[@DudeOfTheWeek]

Paddle boat

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

Paddle boat

[@bawbinson3764]

Paddle boat

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

Paddle boat

[@RissaFaith94]

Pro tip: When you choose to read a book (in BitLife), try to choose ones that you know are short. The length of the book in-game coordinates at least somewhat with the length of the book in real life (which is why reading the dictionary in-game will kill your hands). Also, the amount you gain from reading varies depending upon the content (once I made the mistake of picking 'Teach Your Wife to Be a Widow', and it actually made my smarts DROP). In my experience, 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie' and 'The Giving Tree' are the real stars of the show, with each giving a 50-point boost to your smarts (and they're both short, so it takes barely any time to flip through them). I don't know if others do the same, but there you go. And if you don't see the book you want on the list, just close the selection menu and open it again, and it'll refresh with a totally different list.

[@manologamerss5801]

The Communist Mannifesto and The Art Of War are about 30 pages long and will give you near 100% smarts.

[@ryanbakergtw]

0:47 im shakin and cryin, turg would never do this

[@MrProvincial]

1:45 is brilliant: I am heterosexual. I asked my father for money.

[@_sofafos_3516]

Co-worker: Starts a rumor that he's homeless Monopoly: Literally owning 4 different houses

[@ImaLooker9]

My middle school history teacher's name was Mr. Mann. Many jokes were made.

[@giannarighi2168]

Hey, mine too! He was super weird and wore a suit and tie to work every day.

[@lellow19]

Kevin: Imagine trying to make a phone call! "Yeah this is Mr Man" Me, Mrs Cox: yeah... imagine that... 😐

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Elizabeth cox, what a posh name. Are you british?

[@lellow19]

@@Emil_Stoltz nope

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@lellow19 Shit. Then what are ya?

[@Rachel98246]

@@Emil_Stoltz my Aunt’s surname is Cox, and she lives in a flat in a building full of drug addicts and alcoholics. I really don’t think “Cox” is a posh surname 😂

[@callmeturg]

Turg bullied Monopoly Man and then his parents divorced. Don’t mess with Turg.

[@renameagain5808]

Turg is superior

[@callmeturg]

@@renameagain5808 yes 😎

[@jcolespenis]

@@renameagain5808 yes

[@jonathanjoestar5093]

i worship turg and Jim Pickens

[@jcolespenis]

Turg Chad

[@giantWario]

The cure for depression was right in front of us all along. Paddle boats!

[@noctiflorous3]

Yep, might have to buy one myself 😆

[@SharkyMcSnarkface]

I would be happier with a paddle boat that’s for sure.

[@rarebreednoel]

9:45 "anytime i open my mouth people hate me" why is this such a mood

[@rhawkas2637]

12:00 "He called you smooth." He was talking about Mr. Man's head. =P

[@mysterri2278]

'I look awful and I feel awful' That hit hard.

[@dylannecros3636]

I felt attacked when he said that.

[@bigballerbenji7217]

hey i wasn't the original poster but thanks i mean, who could resist my PFP

[@DoomGoodman]

imagine a interview "what's your name?" "monopoly man" "haha no really " "no thats my name

[@Delta-ld6sg]

Kevin when his dad died : aw,,, Kevin when his boat dies : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@sunnysamaroo7610]

"your coworker starts a rumor that you're homeless." **literally has 4 properties**

[@CorporalCanada]

Bitlife alert: Agent 47 is willing to kill your wife Kevin: *Violently equips clown suit and fish*

[@tahsinsameer6393]

HONEY WHERES MAH SUPERSUIT?!?!?

[@VukyleLol]

Hahahaha so true

[@bri5033]

"Oh, okay, sorry _millennials,"_ said the millennial.

[@escorpiwall]

"I need a job if I want to become the best capitalist that has ever capitalized" Actually if you look at the richest people throughout time, no you don't

[@violetyoung375]

I'm pretty sure the vending machine one is a reference to the office when Jim puts Dwight's things in the vending machine with a bag of quarters to get everything back

[@lizziecross8149]

I had a teacher named “Ms. Man.” She also was a more tomboy-ish lesbian, so she probably had a rough time in a number of ways. Edit: stay away from the comments. Things have gone downhill, and the homophobic trolls have taken up residence.

[@counterfeit1148]

I also had a teacher with a name like that, just in german

[@MyratheDunmer]

At least nobody will ask her “who’s the man in the relationship?” I guess

[@reannamerchant3424]

The gardener at my school was called Mr. Mann, pronounced just like man

[@jewelxiat]

I had an English teacher named Mantin... I forgot all about her until now 🤣

[@lizziecross8149]

@David JR wait what. She was born with that name. It wasn’t a choice lol

[@butforwhytho8347]

And Kevin tries to tell us that he's Irish. I know a true American when I see one! He's clearly one of us!!

[@pjarc8997]

CAPITALISM FOREVA

[@bellamartel7523]

@@pjarc8997 Grognak would be very disappointed in you right now..... if she could hear you over the communist anthem blasting her headphones.

[@pjarc8997]

@@bellamartel7523 I know but i make communism and capitalism same and merica and russia and china get alongs

[@pjarc8997]

most confusing comment every

[@Ilivepuppys]

That's the worst insult you can say to someone, I hope Kevin is okay....

[@beezzinha]

13:00 He got a raise from his new supervisor called Gaylord after he did a nude scene... seems legit.

[@davidmicleaa]

''Money doesn't make you happy, but a paddle boat does.'' - CallMeKevin The most inspiring and life-changing quote I've heard. Brings a tear to my eye...

[@pluto9822]

so this is why my parents never let me play monopoly, they didn’t want me to become a capitalist

[@Robocopnik]

You probably already know this, but Monopoly was actually DESIGNED to show people how shitty capitalism is.

[@MyratheDunmer]

Ironically the game was invented by a socialist in order to show how shit capitalism is

[@yungvarg2301]

@@MyratheDunmer and then the creators idea was stolen and used to generate capital, ironically

[@hadley20]

good lmao

[@xScurn]

@@Robocopnik except that most of the entire world runs on capitalism and the countries that dont are failing economically.

[@wanderingbufoon]

I think Kevin has turned over into a new leaf. Its unbelievable that hes only killed 2 this time around.

[@D4shH4ppy]

Everyone knows rich people like boats... In Monopoly Man's case he just really likes paddleboats and canoes

[@areezlakhani3142]

It felt wholesome when old man monopoly when canoeing, almost felt like the ending scene in a movie

[@whytry4682]

I was drinking water when you said "Fucking turg turg" and i spat water everywhere.. it was funny as fuck

[@TurbidTG1]

I can't wait for the royalty, politician, sports, and rock star updates for Kevin!

[@hasanmuneeb9500]

Is there an iOS emulator for pc? Because I don't think they will be out for Android for a couple months

[@mattvalver6305]

we have to see kevin run for president then

[@elisgeorge2420]

why is no one talking about Kevin's pronunciation of 'lingerie'? this is archive all over again.

[@derick1618]

Did he say ar -chive?

[@elisgeorge2420]

@@derick1618 he did indeed.

[@obo5059]

I remember him spamming the archive pronunciation lol.

[@Metzli]

I don't remember that one :o

[@obo5059]

@@Metzli It was from a stream so lots of people don't know.

[@krisdoesart9643]

3:45 THAT'S THE BEST EXPRESSION YOU'VE EVER MADE HOLY SHIT LMAO

[@iliketrees2133]

"he severed my booty" sorry irish man but I thought the word was kissed

[@dragon_girl12]

Plumbella is grinding her teeth at this filthy tory display

[@avryantoinette]

Get that fire exit door, she's out!

[@Oyasumi05]

What?

[@domynicpagnotti3985]

Have you ever done an episode being the NICEST person you can. No matter what the situation. That should have some interesting situations 😂😂

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

5:20 out of all the rumors to start, Olivia had to pick the least true one.

[@vengefuldeth]

5:21 love how she accused you of being homeless even though the solo purpose of this video was to buy as much property as possible xD

[@ienjoydrpepper5938]

Kevin but he tries being an American.

[@gtankcorsi8018]

*Grognak the Destroyer, Attorney at Law has disliked the video*

[@IamaPERSON]

Bruh

[@renameagain5808]

Bruh

[@anniedangerface]

Bruhh

[@pjarc8997]

communist

[@gtankcorsi8018]

@@anniedangerface new profile pic??

[@SevenEllen]

"Money doesn't make you happy, but a paddle boat sure does." ~ Words of Irish Wisdom 2020

[@fionaford1563]

Bitlife: Your mother passed away Kevin: YES

[@ratlesbian5498]

*grognak the destroyer, attorney at law, esquire, m.d. didn't like that*

[@themrchubs1]

GLASHNOK

[@gtankcorsi8018]

i couldn’t think of the whole name until i saw this 😭

[@olliepowell4920]

Damn an OG

[@ooheeh2264]

I can see the next title.. “I’m a Bitlife criminal but I become the President of the United States”

[@alissageearr708]

Trump already made that video.

[@AxeltheKing1000]

@@alissageearr708 lol 😂

[@JargonMadjin]

So basically Saints Row?

[@ooheeh2264]

Alissa GeeArr Feck, I forgot.

[@rockyzachary]

payday 3 contractor

[@sintua]

You know, usually when people talk about how owning a boat is the easiest way to throw away your money, they aren't talking about paddle boats. Also, that last shot of the paddleboat isn't a "Viking Funeral", that's just how it looked for the last 3 years.

[@shrs06_]

Kevin: money can't buy happiness, but a paddle boat sure does Also Kevin: *uses money to buy boat*

[@elainekim9702]

Kevin pronouncing "lingerie" makes me cry

[@aquariusrising8314]

Somehow I completely forgot that he's Irish and was like 'wth lmao' when he pronounced it 😂

[@eror07083]

I mean Kevin is basically Dwight Schrute at this point: some coworker sells his office supplies in a vending machine and his supervisor doesnt care about him as well as him never getting promoted

[@oxen3856]

hey Kevin you realize your in the game right? if you watch KZbin with someone sometimes call me Kevin comes up.

[@LA.RP.OFFICIAL]

10:07 *Bye microphone* 😭💀

[@brooksbrocc]

Kevin complaining about a 500 page book meanwhile I made my bit life person read the entire dictionary

[@justastudent1423]

Jesus Christ

[@justastudent1423]

Enjoy the tendinitis

[@naseeb1]

Bitlife but I play as Jim pickens

[@samsue8-664]

So true

[@magnetsonfridges]

Just no jokes at all. No sarcasm. 😐 I CANT IMAGINE

[@imperatorneroauaugustus4832]

It's like watching Graystillplays but Irish

[@tylerbruno07]

@@imperatorneroauaugustus4832 O’graystillplays

[@IAmMoonAstraea]

@@imperatorneroauaugustus4832 y e s this is very accurate

[@bigchonkerraccoon5046]

The fact that Mr.Man always become so happy when going on a boat is too wholesome.

[@TimeWizard727]

I feel like this was the one chance time Kevin had a bit life character that didn't go to jail somehow 😭

[@keannarowland5588]

Why did I read the title with this tone: 😏

[@magnetsonfridges]

same 😭😭

[@coolbeans6312]

Oh no dont you start that now

[@need4speed5353]

I'm gonna stop you right there-

[@sikeitssammy]

I hate that i understood that

[@zyairjames6758]

I don't get it

[@PedroWills]

Not immersive enough, the baby should've been born with a fancy mustache

[@SpeedVaultz]

*immersive

[@PedroWills]

@@SpeedVaultz Thanks!

[@markwenderski9787]

Kevin is really one of the most wholesome youtubers. I hope he knows how much joy he has brought to me and his other fans as well. Thank you Kevin

[@bradyfox4818]

I very faintly heard “You Never Give Me Your Money” by the Beatles, good taste Kevin.

[@macmuggo5459]

If anyone will copyright strike you it’s them

[@brok_platinum376]

His name is Rich Uncle Pennybags if anyone was wondering

[@fallenhuntersix]

I love how the co-worker went with the “homeless” rumour, on the guy with 5 different homes.

[@relei]

3:29 ok that smile literally killed me

[@luah3146]

aight be right back, gonna buy a paddle boat

[@stopreadingthisbro]

Kevin, I thought “I wonder what Kevin posted” a mere two minutes after this was posted. Get out of my brain.

[@jade_blax]

Same here lol

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

Lol

[@jetnebula7915]

He uploads every day at 2:00 (central US time). It's probably ur subconscious, and you probably look forward to Kevin's upload all day (don't we all?)

[@dylanashford]

@@jetnebula7915 It’s noon for me on the west coast, which is right on the start of my lunch break

[@Maditus]

"Your Hitman, Desmond Miles". Wait, when did the Assassins start killing normal, irritating people?

[@PomptonII]

Desmond look really strange in assassin's creed two remastered

[@silentsolitude-5298]

"Desmond, wake up someone is impersonating you."

[@domthomasgaming557]

15:02 wife is temporary paddle boat is forever

[@Brinorp]

New Boss: Kevin: Look how cool he is! New Boss: Shut Up! Kevin: Ill kill you next! i died there ;DDD

[@nikolasskalsson2509]

6:35 Did anyone else notice that the hitman was literally THE Desmond Miles!

[@bibivalieva8277]

I once paid a hitman named Pablo Escobar to kill my rich wife, but he turned out to be an undercover cop. I was so confused and sad, and I was also broke cuz my wife divorced me and took all my money. Bitlife is so fun!

[@chilihunter7392]

Yes, Desmond really acted like an assassin when he killed Kevin’s supervisor with a flamethrower.

[@DoubleDHarvey]

7:08 are we gonna gloss over this pronunciation...?

[@Luna_Spiritus]

*sigh*

[@aristology6912]

Just so you know Kevin, whenever your health is low, going to the gym brings it up a fair bit.

[@meh_austin3172]

When you have 4 properties and your co worker roasts you for being homeless

[@louishindry6836]

3:51 now thats a jim prank right there.

[@basicallystupid7080]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE I KNEW LOLL

[@jamieisfierce]

Kevin: I would like to sue him for severing my booty Microphone: *and that's my cue to leave*

[@jeaniciasparkles]

"What's the point of loving me if you don't give me money." Me with my parents IRL 😂😂

[@geokou7645]

13:43 Kevin:This gonna take ageeees Me,who has an auto clicker:

[@nebulous5420]

9:18 “I’m a strong believer in karma. I believe that when I do something bad to someone, they had it coming. “

[@shaggers8041]

Yeah Kevin is the best at capitalism he had a small business a few years ago

[@TimeForDunston]

Can't tell if he pronounced lingerie that way intentionally or not.

[@captoblivious7626]

I like how the rumour was that he was homeless