How I Married Haley Before the First Flower Dance... Again!

[@campbellduncan9279]

This video has changed my life! I now know how to create friends and be more influential. I can craft higher quality gifts and have cleaner carpet. Thank you!

[@cloudy8934]

581 likes Heart from BlaDe Pinned NO REPLIES?? Let me change that

[@_starlinx]

@@cloudy8934I guess nobody else change it

[@alainbcdefghijk]

I love how your introduction to everyone around town is basically: "Hello, I'm the new farmer who moved in to town a few weeks ago at the start of the month. I am now also inviting you all to me and Haley's wedding."

[@retinazer7652]

yeah pretty much

[@AdumskaH]

Alex: Oh hey there my name is- wait hang on rewind a bit

[@johnpett1955]

Linus: wow I know I'm basically an outcast but this is insane.

[@retinazer7652]

@@johnpett1955 lol yea

[@artUniversehounds]

Cool

[@Kizaco]

"did you know its possible to marry someone who likes you less than a complete stranger" Oh yeah my parents did that.

[@adamb.8796]

You okay buddy?

[@Kizaco]

@@adamb.8796 nah

[@biggyman8935]

Some romcom mangas be like:

[@dizzpenzerr5367]

Stardew Valley guides then: "How to get a dance partner on the first year's flower dance." Stardew Valley guides now: "Screw that noise! GET MARRIED BEFORE THAT EVENT EVEN TAKES PLACE!" Stardew folks are just build different, I suppose.

[@astroguy4957]

It basically went from how to get 4 hearts before the dance to how to get 10 hearts before the dance

[@TurkeyTray]

Can't wait till you somehow manage to marry haley before her birthday

[@TheDarklingWolf]

Culminating in marrying Haley before moving to Stardew Valley.

[@demonicmerma1d22]

I mean there is some interesting new tech so maybe...

[@gferrol118]

Marrying Haley on day 1!

[@SuperiorPosterior]

@@TheDarklingWolf so you role-play as a mail-order husband?

[@atruepanda1782]

Then it wouldn't even matter if it was Haley, since the birthday is the entirety of what makes it specific to her.

[@auricdex8270]

"Haley is after a handsome young man to give her a dandelion. She gets me instead." Woah there, didn't see that coming!

[@GayAnnabeth]

blade: talks to harvey for the first time ever haley: I feel like I want to marry this man

[@judahgottlieb4586]

Harvey

[@judahgottlieb4586]

Harvey

[@judahgottlieb4586]

Harvey

[@judahgottlieb4586]

Harvey

[@judahgottlieb4586]

Harvey

[@AppleBiscuits]

The solution to marrying someone within 3 weeks of meeting them is to have never once checked your pockets in your entire lifetime at last, I understand

[@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa]

Wait a minute, is this why so few women's pants have pockets?

[@sabrinavong1871]

@@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa Maybe

[@launderine]

checking your pockets reminds you of how you had a bus ticket in there which reminds you of the bus which reminds you of arriving which reminds you of robin and lewis which stops you from subconsciously ignoring their help wanted requests

[@justsomedweebcat]

“I married Haley on spring 17.” “In year 2 or 3, right?” *aggressively stares at you* “In year 2 or 3, right?”

[@gferrol118]

This is why I love the internet. People spending a stupid amount of time and effort just to complete a self imposed challenge for no reason

[@madeline569]

We love the niche content 😂👌

[@caramelapple5562]

in a way isn't that the definition of playing a game?

[@alexanderendrizzi462]

It’s why I love humans tbh, we’ve done it all throughout history :”)

[@generallyunimportant]

@@caramelapple5562 i mean, if your definition if playing a game is spending a shitton of time rng manipping just to marry a video game character then yeah, i guess it is.

[@caramelapple5562]

@@generallyunimportant what is a game if not arbitrary, unnecessary challenges

[@launderine]

i love the image of the farmer just trying really hard not to think about robin and lewis so that he can subconciously ignore their help wanted requests

[@dazcarrr]

there's a common joke in the community about a farmer on their 19th playthrough who knows everything in the universe but i think you actually embody that with this challenge

[@wowzadoo]

Here I am getting denied by every Maru, Penny & Shane at the big dance while this guy is already filing joint taxes w/ Haley! Talk about a quick mover, eh fellas?!

[@ImTheOfficialFox]

Weird way of saying married but ok lmao

[@brobot6565]

blade has studied every section of sigma grindset guide

[@aasliceofteaa]

Ghostwritten by Elliot

[@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa]

Ah, so Haley is a uhaul lesbian, got it.

[@2003tsuki]

Don't take this the wrong way, but this video has help me fall asleep every night. I've had insomnia for the past few years, but it was even worst recently. I would fall asleep at 8 or 9am even though I was in bed at 1am. Ever since you posted this video, i fall asleep within 10 minutes watching it. So, thank you so much

[@BlaDeSDV]

I should do audiobooks

[@2003tsuki]

@@BlaDeSDV I would 100% listen to it

[@honeybee8194]

The end of the video- a summary Blade: this is the absolute earliest we can marry Haley Us: *calm* Blade: or is it? Us: *panik* If you manage to marry her even earlier i’ll be insanely impressed ngl

[@MisterBrick42]

Yeh but what about right before that “Oh I’m glad you accepted my proposal I’m going to brutally assault you now”

[@rachelallencamus]

I literally gasped haha. Can't wait, BlaDe!!!

[@MyselfVlogsPaul]

I don't think it's math possible cuz of the egg festival D:

[@weezylone]

I spat my tea the first time Haley asked for an eggplant on one of her "you know what it's for!" requests.

[@Zelurian]

Is her request exclusive only to female player character?

[@weezylone]

@@Zelurian Yes it is. When playing as a female character the bulletin board request says "for girls only!" at the top.

[@generallyunimportant]

lmao

[@DrZaius3141]

@@weezylone When the farmer is male, the quest will say "need a handsome man to...", when they are female it's "for girls only".

[@2003tsuki]

21:10 funny to see blade's posture getting significantly better when gordon ran away

[@OgreManGaming]

This level of Hailey simpness is unheard of! Incredible video as usual!

[@judahgottlieb4586]

Hailey? with an i?

[@OgreManGaming]

@@judahgottlieb4586 ...Probably not, huh. Well, I'm too lazy to fix it now lol

[@judahgottlieb4586]

@@OgreManGaming cool

[@chompythebeast]

Patavas geo?

[@emmakathy4621]

By someone who doesn’t even like her 😂

[@severinraun9111]

I absolutely love how you remade the day you didn't record with other creators as stuntdoubles. Great video!

[@Boog2811]

Loved the stunt doubles, especially that you had Gug gift Haley!! Amazing video!! :)

[@hackE444]

I love that Stardew valley players warp space and time just to get married.

[@bang.marcel0]

This cracked me up so friggin bad lol

[@rainbownova85]

Id love to see the most difficult marriage npc speedran someday

[@emma-vb8ys]

i feel like it would probably be alex, but i’m not 100% sure

[@tripplel8495]

Probably Sebastian. Just due to how he only goes out late, his birthday being in winter and his love gifts being kinda hard to get early game.

[@conlanmacleod4307]

Krobus is probably the most difficult, he has a winter birthday, and you need to unlock the sewers

[@lord_ozymandias]

Elliot. his loved gifts are *the* most difficult to find early game- pomegranates are maybe the easiest, but you’d still need to earn the money for the fruit bat cave and even then they are rare with a capital R

[@lord_ozymandias]

also, while i’m here rewatching; as stated in video elliot is the only npc who doesn’t leave his house on rainy days; every rainy day for fishing or any other reason before 2 hearts would be a setback. definitely the most difficult

[@Rikrobat]

I love that I can recognize the stunt doubles as other SDV content creators because their avatars are so distinct. This video is so dang informative; you're incredible, BlaDe.

[@markeye2043]

BlaDe: *digs up Clay* Elliot: “WIZARD!”

[@Gredddfe]

You can do a "manual unbind" of your E key. That's where you physically pry it off your keyboard.

[@kittyburger]

I kept ignoring the recommendation to watch this video until I realized that you're THE Blade that has so much inside knowledge of the game that he helped Argon navigate the Price of Perfection challenge. Great video!

[@sleeplesstime]

If you could make a video about marrying Alex the earliest, that would be so great. I love him, but he's definitely one of the hardest spouses, having only two loved gifts and both of them are difficult cooked items.

[@marialorca6612]

Blade you’re a mad mad! Contratulations! It’s really entertaining to see someone with that much knowledge of the game try different challenges! I love the content

[@stoopidapples1596]

I was going to suggest that maybe by some insane luck particularly with the travelling merchant, completing the bulletin board bundle would grant 2 hearts earlier, potentially saving a couple days on the run... but then i looked it up and apparently it only affects non-dateable npcs... this is so sad...

[@Faloola_Festoon]

Wonderful! Thanks for being smart and funny, and sharing Gordon with us. Also in group things, I love hearing "Little Butterknife's" sweet voice in the background. ☺️

[@CliffCardi]

Do a community center speedrun. You’ve clearly cracked Stardew’s RNG.

[@quoimafu]

guess what

[@vanguardbreaker8826]

I love the visual image of this guy with a mohawk and welder goggles, digging tirelessly through an old abandoned plot of land, stuffing clumps of mud in his jeans and very specifically not looking at what else is in there, constantly bringing a book up to his face to think of what to do next, and then he accidentally looks in his pocket, gets irritated, and resets time. EDIT: "Hi, I'm Clint-" *yoinks furnace and slams the door*

[@KnifeWife-vx6hx]

I found it helpful as I’m attempting a marriage run my self.

[@elenna1237]

Yay, I was right about your plan for Penny! Awesome video, as usual. And some of those stunt doubles look strangely familiar… 😀

[@UnsurpassableZ]

16:17 WHO'S THAT HANDSOME FELLA?

[@businessmudkip4548]

Next: “marrying and divorcing everyone before the first flower dance”

[@Jonasaurus7]

I said it last episode and here it comes again, this needs to be a low% style speedrun, how quickly can you get married under a certain day count

[@ivonne_lau]

I love when you post a video because I know is going to be mind blowing. Can't wait to see what you came up with next!

[@LadyKEM]

A video with Gordon in it is always lovely

[@elloDucky]

This dude is gonna blow up I just know it haha. I've only been able to get 4 hearts with Harvey before the flower dance (nothing fancy, just despera- pure love)

[@sam_antha3]

... or is it? We love a good cliffhanger! Another great video BlaDe!

[@nobody7295]

Imagine being Emily A random farmer moves in and doesn't talk to anyone and each day comes to talk to your sister giving her gifts and completing her requests then after 17 days he takes your sister into his home and imedietley divorces her

[@unknownmgnon]

I rate this video "E counter" out of 10

[@BlaDeSDV]

I did manage to rebind E to F, so I only mishit E once

[@JoannaLovesHistoryBooks]

I love this. It's so satisfying to watch!

[@mayrimbas]

Great video!! and loved seeing Chloe as a stunt double :)

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

I love the editing decision of gordon instead of boring parts

[@stolenshortsword]

its so cute how all the stardew youtubers get cameos as stunt doubles haha. I thought this would be a redundant video after watching the first one but its just, if not more interesting! gifting demetrius mixed seeds was hilarious.

[@bobecarma]

“Mixed seeds. Have a nice day.”

[@garretthouzenga1530]

would love to see a video of “lets just stare at gordon instead”

[@ocelotw.6104]

please keep making videos like this, i'm obsessed with this channel

[@Theqmortis]

Bro did a 25 minutes statistically proven video to show my wife is an easy girl 💀

[@moirayt292]

You need so many more subscribers. Your videos are great!

[@Sugar3Glider]

After Effects can apparently be programmed to read data harvested in-game while recording the video to create cues you can use in editing. An example I saw was following the character perfectly for adding effects, or displaying information read-out of the behijds the scenes information. I could see you making a script that utilizes the ding call to create a ñ second cut, which could then be tailures to match the tempo of the music for a buttery smooth edit

[@flavafee]

this was so fascinating! great video; thanks for sharing

[@danielgal4274]

omg i cant wait for another 1 like this the very end gives me hope there will be another 1

[@saucysoprano]

You're killin it, Blade! Nicely done 🙌

[@Jackoff_icial]

I love the different ways people play this game. it brings so much joy to see the ways different aspects bring joy! this is amazing and you should feel fantastic

[@Omeghost17]

Is it possible to marry a multiplayer partner even earlier? You don't have to worry about friendship, so you only need to worry about getting the wedding ring.

[@BlaDeSDV]

It may be possible to propose on Spring 5 this way. Fish up magma geodes for the iridium, get an omni geode from the museum trash for the prissie, and buy the recipe from the cart on Spring 5.

[@Omeghost17]

That makes sense. I know this isn't really important, but what are the chances on a non-seeded run to complete this?

[@madina3061]

Could you do one for Shane? His birthday is before the flower dance too!!

[@areybhuta]

"or is it?" Ah shit, here we go again..

[@RagnarokiaNG]

Elliot staying in his home all day when it rains is fun when you neglect him until his birthday and it rains.

[@wiosennedeszcze]

This is just insane and incredibly impressive, I'm in awe

[@Tippex_Official]

Interesting how Haley and Emily seem to be some of the easiest marriage candidates to marry. Haley can be married before the end of spring year 1, and Emily has a bunch of relatively easy-to-obtain gifts she loves (if the player is willing to put time into fishing and mining)

[@AwkwardSquirrel13]

Excellent video blade!!

[@aeril8372]

I watched the first video, took a nap… and then this got recommended to me. Wow.

[@lazice]

omg gordon the cat be stretching like omg

[@mockingjaypin]

I loved watching this, an really amazing video! You’re so good at explaining and keeping it interesting!

[@DurrpeyGameboy]

Can't wait till you merry Haley before you start the game

[@ream1622]

I am so happy I subscribed for this

[@ashleylange6628]

You are a mad scientist and I commend you for it.

[@sebbog]

"or is it" *vsauce music starts playing*

[@lordhelix7937]

Good job blade, a tragedy happens twice and i’m happy to see it

[@colin5227]

Very good! Also good guest starring by Gordon.

[@mainh.d7386]

I watched 2 unskippable 20 second ads for ur hard work ❤️‍🔥

[@Isilily]

I thought I was lucky finding a pink cake in the garbage early on one time to give to Haley. I can't imagine manipulating game mechanics like this to marry her after barely two weeks!

[@robertsyrett1992]

these information graphics are amazing

[@Waksiu]

He's a different breed

[@cononsberg6919]

Possible way to marry Haley before the 17th: 1. Play stardew valley multiplayer with someone named Haley 2. Get the wedding ring recipe from the traveling cart 3. Craft the wedding ring 4. Marry Haley

[@san2709g]

I can’t wait for the CinemaTicketPennyWedding% speedrun!

[@mitnehmerrippe]

That’s a sneaky, complicated strategy. I love it!

[@uncreativename454]

Fell asleep watching this, it was oddly relaxing

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Twitch chat is a blessing and a curse. In this case, they were a huge blessing with mentioning the scroll.

[@Meadowlark-Video]

I used to be proud of my GPA but this man is a goddamn genius

[@fedda9999]

1. Give seeds to demetrius 2. refuse to elaborate 3. walks away 🗿

[@PenelopeE36]

When you didn’t save the footage and had to use sound doubles, i love how waligug was the one gifting haley. (You’ll know why if you see his videos)

[@HalfBoyHalfGod]

Great job on the stunt doubles' parts

[@mustafahamza4812]

Blade realising that he could have met emely on the heart cutscene and skipped all of that

[@jaredgarrison2000]

Just watched the last video yesterday and then this

[@pp_aiya]

weird question but are you from nz? I just found another stardew content creator also from nz and it honestly feels kinda relieving finding another! :') no need to answer, its just feels good hearing my own accent (or at least similar) in youtube vids :>

[@BlaDeSDV]

I am :)

[@kappkapp2110]

Next level simping right there loll. Nice vid :D

[@TheGiver33]

I would have just popped the key for inventory off my keyboard, lmao

[@BlaDeSDV]

I managed to rebind it with autohotkey

[@michaelnelson2976]

I love this master manipulation

[@lincolo-san2356]

This need to become a speedrun category!!!

[@laineygreen]

Chloe as one of the "stunt doubles!" 🤗💚💚💚

[@beep_boop]

Every day we stray further and further from ConcernedApe

[@caseyleenb]

fantastic video.

[@jupiter_6854]

I love these videos

[@Alex1sn]

god I love this channel lol

[@camelboop]

blaDe putting a new meaning to speed marriage

[@turdle69420]

D.E.N.N.I.S system perfectly executed. The gang would be proud