@@FortyFourTeethhell yeah! 😂 NOT! Love your channel, mates!
@GCTO2392 ай бұрын
@@FortyFourTeeth😂
@haymush692 ай бұрын
It kind of looks like a normal GS except its got a mini fridge down its shirt
@FortyFourTeeth2 ай бұрын
🤣
@MarinaDiamandis4Ever2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 that made me laugh and I love the industrial look of the mini fridge 😂
@jbuckley25462 ай бұрын
The ally panel looks like the back of my washing machine.
@mickenoss2 ай бұрын
Looks way better with the luggage mounts, should be standard or at least have an option that looks better.
@beetleything18642 ай бұрын
Handy when your in Africa and need a spare panel.
@domp512 ай бұрын
You have a revolting washing machine then mate. Get a Miele, much better looking.
@hartleyhare19722 ай бұрын
I thought wings off the new defender
@jbuckley25462 ай бұрын
@@domp51 Maybe. But still haven't found the missing sock.
@Exploding_Barrels2 ай бұрын
"The average age of a motorcyclist in the UK is now 54." Suddenly it all makes sense
@TeslasSecret2 ай бұрын
Average? Bloody hell. The median age might be even scarier.
@JK-tu1xx2 ай бұрын
Just think of how ridiculously cheap used adventure bikes will be in 10 years when they're all too old to ride.
@Fatcatztravel12502 ай бұрын
Just enough time to pay it off before u retire. Hope backs still okay to lift it!
@chrishart85482 ай бұрын
@JK-tu1xx they will be cheap in 10 years time anyway. Because 10 years old
@chrishart85482 ай бұрын
@Fatcatztravel1250 think they are paying cash or just handing them back anyway.
@DrNat12 ай бұрын
The polite vest wearers will be in heaven
@hypermotardking2 ай бұрын
kept getting distracted by the CSL behind 😂
@starfox_wr-45e932 ай бұрын
Yep. Me too.
@-Eternal-Damnation-2 ай бұрын
Yeah not sure if this is still a controversial opinion, but I actually really like the design of that car. Remember how much hate it got when it came out? People were fuming 😂
@BillCook622 ай бұрын
The first bike ever to slow down for width restriction barriers!
@dnbanb2 ай бұрын
Folks like to hate on the GS. Always have. But when they spend time on one, especially hooning around in the dirt, they change their tune. No difference here. It's taken me a minute to get used to the new front end, but I have. The tank on this is similar to what my 1250 would look like with the crash bar bags on. It's a beautiful, class-leading bike. BMW shows why they've been at the top of this ADV game for 40 years and will continue to be.
@daystate1232 ай бұрын
As he walks away rubbing his hands and getting a pat on the back from BMW execs 😂😂😂
@leocoolix65912 ай бұрын
What does the rear collision control do? Flash a light on the dash right before you get murdered by an idiot on his cell phone?
@DanTube20102 ай бұрын
Flashes the hazard lights at the rear at a fast rate, like a disco at the rear.
@01tommyd2 ай бұрын
"The tank is a little bit boxy" Understatement of the century. Each to their own, but I will never understand the design of this. This era of BMW bikes and cars is just dead to me (hate the look of the M4 too, the previous one was gorgeous).
@Chambers36TheEnter2 ай бұрын
A lot of the option 719 bits look more like option 2.99 temu
@223Sako2 ай бұрын
It has the kind of looks only a mother could love.
@GCTO2392 ай бұрын
@@223Sako exactly 🤣
@cp45122 ай бұрын
Even a mother would be hard pressed to love those looks! 😂
@GCTO2392 ай бұрын
Now I have look at an Africa Twin, a DesertX or a T7 to regain my love for adv bikes...I have to regain eyesight first. 😂
@domp512 ай бұрын
I washed my eyes with detol, it helped.
@GCTO2392 ай бұрын
@@domp51 hehe. Should do the same. 🤣
@cp45122 ай бұрын
Yes 😂
@aboykjg21592 ай бұрын
@@domp51lol 😂
@mart77982 ай бұрын
did your cheque from bmw just clear?😂
@MH-xd2nd2 ай бұрын
I haven’t been this excited since I waited for a bus at the bus stop, it never turned up, and I went home.
@adamc2092 ай бұрын
Fair play with the order placed Chris. I feel this should be entitled “man reads invoice justifying his new bike” 😁
@HabitualFixation2 ай бұрын
If that tank is "A LITTLE BIT BOXY" then the Pope is A LITTLE BIT CATHOLIC
@jjnewman652 ай бұрын
Love it. I bought a GS1300 in March and it’s the best bike I’ve ever owned. Brilliant manufacturing. 9500 trouble free miles all over the uk and Europe.
@robinireland8102 ай бұрын
My 1200 Multistrada Enduro Pro is chuckling in the garage. He knows he’s safe with me, and he knows I know, if you know what I mean!! Looking forward to the Lego version of the GSA, as I think it’ll be curvier.
@warrenr42 ай бұрын
Good grief. For what this behemoth is going to be used for, you might as well buy a goldwing. Added bonus it won’t be back at the dealership for a recall every five minutes either.
@mrkang40802 ай бұрын
Adventure bike is 100x more fun than a Goldwing, even if you're just cruising and crushing miles...
@charliestoybox20992 ай бұрын
Ive had the Golding. I found the seating position of the GSA 1250 much better for long distance riding. Unfortunately the new 1300 footpeg position has gotten more aggressive and isn’t comfortable anymore.
@chriscleland70082 ай бұрын
Save $, buy the Goldwing! 🎉
@AB-kc3hg2 күн бұрын
Buy a Goldwing, but don't tell us it is light, nimble, beautiful, inexpensive or fun to ride ...
@headrace48632 ай бұрын
That E46 CSL… man I miss mine. The GSA, I’m sure it’s beyond excellent but, it looks like a child’s homework. Sorry.
@kawabungah202 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the 1969 Munch Mammoth.😊
@kimnielsen74492 ай бұрын
Lego did the design, on there night out, for sure this is most not needed bike ever.
@JezNashMusic2 ай бұрын
It’s ugly. It’s supposed to be. It’s a GS. It’s probably going to be the best bike on the planet, like all of its predecessors.
@49googie2 ай бұрын
BMW now need to get influencers' to help sell the new bike with beer and foreign travel. You'll be telling us next that "horse balls are lemons" !!.
@Dius765RS2 ай бұрын
Robo Cop wants his chest plate back...
@scaryhotharryscott2 ай бұрын
'utilitarian...like a jeep' I think it's about as utilitarian as a blinged-out G-Wagen or Range Rover 👑 Can't wait to see you review yours
@djwozzawoz2 ай бұрын
Above everything else here! That BMW E46 CSL M3 is the best! HOLY FUCK. I drove a E46 M3 for about 1K back in the oo's and it was sublime. Fast AF..Closest thing to motorcycle acceleration...Loved it and would own one...Well Jell...
@daletaylor67242 ай бұрын
Absolutely hurendus!
@Jungleland332 ай бұрын
You like the look of the new 1300 GS adv.???? What's your guide dog's name?
@namir17822 ай бұрын
man that m3 is beautiful
@sufeeb2 ай бұрын
Hideous....I doubt seeing it in the flesh will change my mind.
@GCTO2392 ай бұрын
@@sufeeb agreed
@alexmorgan34352 ай бұрын
+1.
@cp45122 ай бұрын
Yep!
@HyperBiker2 ай бұрын
It did for me when I saw one at a bike meet where a Suffolk Motorrad dealer had set up a stand. Don't think it was exactly this spec, but I liked it instantly and I told the dealer it's a GS I would consider purchasing in the near future.
@MadChalet2 ай бұрын
It's just not wide enough! Ah, problem solved ... lash some bags on the 'tank'! They've added coffee cup holders (?) and yet it's the Jeep of bikes, meant to stray into the wilds, where Starbucks has yet to land. Some people just have too much money.
@Boxer1250RT2 ай бұрын
You did a great job convincing yourself that the new GSA "looks good". BMW corporate, send me to Spain all paid and I'll say lots of nice things too.
@PDCRed2 ай бұрын
Cheap shot. How sad.
@viscountpasty81242 ай бұрын
Glass half empty kinda guy?
@kwakithailand2 ай бұрын
Your spot on comment triggered a couple of ❄️😂
@gelul122 ай бұрын
Hé will buy anything with a bmw badge
@FortinbrasBBАй бұрын
The looks of this bike really grew on me. Very clean and very functional. Definitely leaning Option 719 for my new bike.
@DeSousm2 ай бұрын
You know if it's a BMW... Chris will be all over it :D
@idevilk2 ай бұрын
looking at this, 1250 now seems like a beautiful bike :)
@brianrainey27392 ай бұрын
I am guessing no windtunnels were used in the design of this motorcycle.....
@domp512 ай бұрын
Or eyesight
@christiangrendel98932 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@chrismcniece-g5b2 ай бұрын
It’s grown on me massively recently. I have the 1300GS and it’s an awesome machine, and I love the headlight. Nothing else remotely similar👏
@GSAirTherapy2 ай бұрын
„eye catching“ & „interesting“, - say no more. We get it, and yes, BMW gets it, too. Might as well say what you really wanted to say? Unless, you fear to lose future BMW invitations. The tech pieces? Sure, BMW has grown over time. Good stuff. Most of the consequential pieces are already available on the 1250. Adaptive height, only one box locks centrally, the automatic, etc. - thankfully, all optional! I‘m curious to see how many people will spec any of this stuff. Main developments? The elephant ears on the crash bars. BMW accidentally(?) wrecked the highway peg industry. They added a tank-based Starbucks platform. Thus, the tank-mounted luggage must be for creamer and sugar.
@nialbarnsley41082 ай бұрын
ABSOLUTELY DISCUSTING . Possibly the worst looking bike on the planet
@aliciashepherd18052 ай бұрын
if you cover the headlight section its absolutely stunning and utilitarian. All they need to do is to make those fog lights much much bigger and make it a triple headlight like aprilia or possibly add a metal headlight cover to draw attention away from the center. The side cargo panel is brilliant though because we have been hanging bags on the crash bars for years and its like a modern adaption of it, rather like on the new defender.
@cheny6489Ай бұрын
i LUV the hulkier look and design language! it is definitely a long shot away from all conventional boring bike design
@bens51862 ай бұрын
OMG still not backlit switches. I would drop my money on the tiger 1200GT explorer. Was hoping for more from BMW….
@rob24752 ай бұрын
I chyme with your opening comment “It’s so ugly, It’s disgusting” The king is in the all together, he’s altogether as naked as as the day that he was born 😂
@Edgunsuk2 ай бұрын
I thought ""its boxy but its good" was a volvo catch phrase ....
@adrian_o7772 ай бұрын
I wonder if the guy who designed it still works at BMW
@GPR1112 ай бұрын
Busy patting himself on the back for the great job he has done 😂.... most people so far think it looks total shite.. me too 🤓
@scottmcpeek41322 ай бұрын
Love the bonus shots of the CSL! The bike's cool too, I guess. 😉
@rudyhonings2 ай бұрын
No, you still can't specify what you want, on the configurator. If you e.g. start with a 'Tri Black, and want a high windshield, you are automatically forced to take the Trophy colors. Only if you leave another stack of money at the dealer, they will offer you whatever you want., take half of it apart and than make it how you like Even a big white windscreen with the extra transparent fender is not possible. Than you need to get the tinted windscreen. Ridiculous!
@mick-c4k2 ай бұрын
I have owned 3 GSA,s my current a 2020 model 1250. I would rather get the bus then buy one of these Ugly Birds. The 1300 GS was hard to take. But this monstrosity is awful. Hello Africa Twin for my next bike. You hit the nail on the head, I quote. "You virtually work for BMW". You kinda say it all. Absolutely no one with a biking brain has anything good to say about this awful motorcycle, or the 1300 GS.
@arnoldtm312 ай бұрын
It's the same guy that said Kawasaki makes ugly bikes...but hey no bias here.
@leenewton50532 ай бұрын
It's even more hideous than all the other gs bmw's that came before it but I'm sure all the hi-viz Norman's will love it, I'd literally rather take the car than ride around on that contraption.
@fr00fro2 ай бұрын
Fiat multipla of the bike world
@spangoz10002 ай бұрын
Someone just sold his soul to BMW ... either that or they threatened to kick your guide dog 🦮
@georgepasson56562 ай бұрын
This is by far the best looking GSA ever made, imo!
@rsole652 ай бұрын
News just in, Harley Pan America now second ugliest adventure bike😃
@mrvmermoto47252 ай бұрын
Come on Chris, we love you but, but BUT! Oh well everyone loves a freebie. 😂
@TheGoldenPig.2 ай бұрын
Can't wait to show my grandad this. He's gonna get his first tingle in years.
@GCTO2392 ай бұрын
@@TheGoldenPig. yeah. No doubt. 🤣
@kwakithailand2 ай бұрын
Is Grampa visually handicapped, perhaps?
@markfromleeds2 ай бұрын
spot on walk round. I did laugh at the cup holder gag 🤣
@tdeloriea2 ай бұрын
One question I have is regarding the seat on the GSA versus the GS. It appears to be more of a flat profile front to back where the GS seat seems sloped forward towards the tank. Did you notice this or was that the tall seat on the bike, which I believe is a bit flatter Than the mid or low seat. I have the 1300 GS and the seat just constantly has me sliding forward and I purchased an aftermarket adjustment set of bumpers to raise the front of the seat which has helped a bit. Regarding the looks, BMW does an excellent job of making their older bikes look obsolete when they release a newer style and each time the newer style is a bit out there, but it translates to being the new bike which is instantly recognizable by all of those in the know. Case closed. Case
@mdeerocks67922 ай бұрын
I hope they offer a seat with a built-in shitter option.
@terrydaniel86982 ай бұрын
If it’s was Suzuki you would say it was ugly because it a bmw you think it beautiful
@robormsby72592 ай бұрын
I like it, was a bit of a shock to start with but it quickly grew on me. Makes the older 1200/1250 look very dated when you compare them side by side This is why European bike manufacturers are doing so well compared to Japanese. They are willing to push the boundaries and be bold. The Japanese big four just keep turning out the same old thing and are definitely been left behind. Well done BMW 👏
@ians82542 ай бұрын
@FortyFourTeeth - the pannier racks look more central, but it’s hard to tell in the video. Are they? Does this mean you can now have two equal sized panniers instead of an offset one?
@jacko7912 ай бұрын
JFC, a bike so big it has blind spot warning! How does a motorbike have a blind spot? Or are they just assuming the average rider is so old that their vertebrae are all fused?
@tomwoggle9411Ай бұрын
So here's the big question I couldn't yet find any answer to: What does so very different about the boxy R1300 GS Adventure that one basically not spec an R1300 GS to? (With the Endure pro package and the sport suspension and whatever other features available on the GS) Wouldn't a full on Enduro spec R1300 GS (being slightly lighter and slightly shorter) end up making a slightly better 'adventure" and off-road bike than the actual R1300 GS Adventure?
@tuonouk68962 ай бұрын
Looks like a Chinese replica of what the real bike should have been. As much as i appreciate function before form BMW have massively missed their customer base .
@myagoodbody79422 ай бұрын
It’s a two wheeled land rover defender
@Kurlach2 ай бұрын
Man discusses bike he’s ordered and disagrees that it looks shite. Objective reporting at its finest 😂 I’ve said it before, people are allowed to dislike something guys.. not everyone has to agree. Personally I happen to think it looks pleasantly.. ..shite.
@gordonatkins91352 ай бұрын
Hi Chris, BMW showroom is a giant sweet shop for you…love the CSL
@Checkyoursix772 ай бұрын
Are the BMWs designers blind? Both BMW cars and bikes look terrible nowadays. Such a shame…
@Scarletsb0y2 ай бұрын
Taking delivery of ny R1250 GSA tomorrow, want the R1300 GSA to be around for while before I buy due to the problems with the boxes, leaking suspension, etc etc don't want to be a test rider for BMW unless they pay me but it does look nice in green.
@lilpinkiy2 ай бұрын
nice BMW... the CSL!!
@cthulhurising48602 ай бұрын
Oh Jesus....my eyes!!!! 😱
@buzz7927Ай бұрын
you mention you ordered one, have you received it yet, or approx wait time. If you have received are you happy with it.
@Motoscotty2 ай бұрын
It’s growing on me! I have the R1300GS and it’s a fantastic bike so I’m sure this will be great as well!
@elephantom122 ай бұрын
The headlight looks like one of those electric arc lighter heads.
@mattstorey38902 ай бұрын
Yeah, that's a no from me.
@mentlegentlemen74092 ай бұрын
Spoken like a true salesman, using alternative words for calling it ugly...different, eye catching. Nah it's genuinely ugly
@ThaSideWeed2 ай бұрын
Yikes, they put blind spot indicators on those garbage mirrors so now it'd be a bit weird to take them off. Hands down one of if not the worst oem mirrors I've ever used.
@iancharlton55302 ай бұрын
I like it 1150 to 1200 massive change same with 1250 to 1300. Looking forward to seeing it in the flesh.
@exa40032 ай бұрын
Thank you! I've been looking to test ride this bike but couldn't be bothered to get up from my chair. Appreciate the service you do. 🙏
@FortyFourTeeth2 ай бұрын
probably need to wait until November so you have time to summon up the energy :)
@exa40032 ай бұрын
@@FortyFourTeeth Of course, this is the "Adventure". I meant the regular GS. Maybe I should watch the video first... 😅
@laggmonkei2 ай бұрын
My problem with is that i dont think the slim normal gs front, that they were so proud of, mesh well with the boxy side. The sides would probably need to flow forward towards the beak or something for it to look ok.
@timrains50112 ай бұрын
Looks high quality utilitarian like all previous GSAs, not sure if any were meant to be "pretty bikes", just appealing through function or being exclusive. So a great bike; tend to think I'd go for something a lot lighter if doing varied terrain adventures but it's all high fashion.
@nickrider52202 ай бұрын
Does look better than the single angle initial photo, that did it no favours. All gs mod gs models look 'lovely to their mothers', but it's functional. Glad you told us why the 'eye catching' front aluminium bits exist 👍🏻I like the 1300 btw !
@martinnathan4722 ай бұрын
At last. The Germans have developed a sense of humour.
@RobertJones-pm3zk2 ай бұрын
I like the new adventure, not so much the standard GS, but the new Adventure does look nice. I just picked up a used 2017 Adventure and if I had the money would upgrade to this, but still do love my 2017 (im a sucker for the analogue clocks) Thanks for the video, ride safe!
@MotoGoato2 ай бұрын
Well ... if I ever want a bike that looks like it has panniers not only on the back .. but on the front too, I'll give BMW a shout
@BigDan71142 ай бұрын
Just bought a 2005 f650gs My Ultra Classic is in the shop. I’m kind of smitten with this little thumper I can take in the pasture or to the store or backroads twistyys. But this beast screams hooligan supreme! Enjoy it !!!!!
@moomoodeadcow2 ай бұрын
I like the functional design concept but is it just me or does it look a little top heavy? Interested to know how it rides.
@Brawler1382 ай бұрын
Reminds me of a vstrom, but will take a look closer when we get it at showrooms.
@henrymarkstewart10672 ай бұрын
BMW has completely lost the plot, yes looks are subjective but any KZbinr that says this looks good must just be worried about BMW benefits being taken away. I honestly think it gets worse the more you look at it 💩
@beetleything18642 ай бұрын
Yep and Sue Perkins likes it and is buying one 😱
@GCTO2392 ай бұрын
@@henrymarkstewart1067 agreed
@t3h8ar0n2 ай бұрын
I think it looks good /shrug.
@khilanshah3002 ай бұрын
I think it looks great and much better than the 1250 and 1200 before it
@henrymarkstewart10672 ай бұрын
@@t3h8ar0n specsavers mate ASAP!
@gogglehead74872 ай бұрын
Think if it was displayed in the Tate Modern the piece would be called "Angular Turd With Two Wheels"
@zbyh19802 ай бұрын
Are you sure it is GS and not a refrigerator? 😢
@FourIntoOne2 ай бұрын
Preposterous bike. OK for the visually impaired Cosplay adventurer crowd I suppose but its an adventure bike in the same way a full dress Honda Goldwing is.
@MrMannakin2 ай бұрын
Sorry but that bike fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
@Steve-motorcycles2 ай бұрын
It’s almost as wide as the car it is in front of.
@cp45122 ай бұрын
Seems like the immediate knee-jerk thoughts on the looks of the GSA turned out to be right……🤮
@StewartP452 ай бұрын
Glad to hear I'm not the only one who found trying to work out exact specs far from straight forward or obvious when I had a play around with the configurator a wee while back. Will be interested to hear what opinions are, once the on road launch takes place.