booty call panic attack (w/ Kelsey Darragh) | Perfect Person Ep. 55

Kelsey joins the show once again to cause chaos, and take calls from a booty call gone wrong, a rumor that lost a job, and some girls in Miami who are being haunted.
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[@PerfectPerson]

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[@Queen_Ati]

that last call has me in TEARS. please turn “shut up DAVID we’re on the podcast !!!” into a sound bite. the people are RIOTING.

[@coveofhorrors]

the last callers screaming "BURN ITTTT" made me giggle so much what silly people i love them

[@tobiwong0]

make that to a sound

[@yarns8117]

absolutely obsessed with everyone in the haunted cat house

[@PerfectPerson]

They need their own podcast, or at least a correspondent segment on THIS show

[@zerocraic3966]

@@PerfectPersonPaws on the Ground w Moira, Beef, and DAYvehdddd

[@kennedywilliams1666]

Kelsey, Will and Rainie are the BEST episodes lmao Anyways we need “Burnn ittt” and “Booty call panic attack” merch 😂😂

[@allison_jbs]

"Do you think I fuggin know what day it is or do I just know what VIBE it is?" Kelsey effin Darragh, queen of Good Vibes Only.

[@__iTimmayy]

I loved that quote. It needs to be on a t-shirt!

[@genetic_disruption]

That third call was absolutely perfect for a Kelsey week, I cackled so loud I startled wild life.

[@mylifeaspi1344]

I would like to see Kelsey, Sarah, and Rainie together on the show. I just feel like the vibe would be several types of chaos, and Miles would be in fear at the supreme energy

[@lepusspuss6866]

Amazing idea omg

[@ryanrobinson7541]

Miles, that was the best record scratch sound effect timing of your entire podcast career.

[@ianlee4565]

Moira, Beef, and "Ew, David!" are giving me life. Between this and the Jonas Brothers concert announcement, my life force has been sustained until *at least* the end of the year.

[@ferisera]

"Touch them! Touch my pants!" That's an incredibly strong start.

[@tieragibbs3045]

i gotta wait like 10 minutes until my lunch is ready then imma chow down to this eppy

[@PerfectPerson]

We love a watch and chow

[@tieragibbs3045]

@@PerfectPerson more like a ciao and chow !!

[@pike31]

To the first caller - don’t go back! Lol a toxic workplace with adult women who act like they’re in high school only gets worse 😅

[@allstar14218]

True that!!!

[@herb_rolls]

But she could probably use a job! We can't always leave toxic workplaces without keeping financial safety in mind. I worry about her because she wasn't being responsible with how she quit. If these people gossip between each other like they do, that's gonna reach your other workplaces. The best thing to do is leave with a 2 week notice AND make sure you have another job lined up! Not everyone can afford to leave a stable job.

[@pike31]

@@herb_rolls we don’t know if she needs the job, where her finances are or if she needs their referral. From my experience, if you can leave, it’s not worth your mental health

[@__iTimmayy]

The fact that Miles said this video title was going to be the title and Kelsey said people were going to think it's about her... she's right! I did think that lmao. Love you two when you're in a room together! Also, the booty-call roommate truly does have the sweetest voice. I literally reacted the same way as Miles and Kelsey. But her roommate is such a supportive friend, it's so wholesome. But the final callers! I nearly spat out or choked on my pizza trying not to laugh too hard. Amazing episode!

[@Rocketpt2]

I hope the second caller shares this episode with her booty call back out guy

[@lorel45]

LOVED the episode!!! the callers were so funny and kelsey is a great guest i love her. miles and you’re a perfect person as always!

[@genetic_disruption]

It's hereeee. And it's a Kelsey episode? ✨Perfection✨

[@elka_shmelk]

booty call panic attack is gunna be my band name

[@ren0387]

please add "burnnnnnn ittttttttt" to the soundboard

[@stephaniehawkins4047]

Thank you for that “Get Real” section about de realization. I have been experiencing this lately and I freaked out but it’s new to me. It’s exactly how you describe it. I feel so “OFF” and it’s wild. So thank you❤

[@stephaniehawkins4047]

Also, I have been trying to be grateful for my whole self and love my whole self. Thank you for talking about being alone with your thoughts.

[@alexrudie3538]

I love how unscripted this podcast is and how into these phone calls everyone gets. You and the guests are just all for the drama, the unexpected situations people are on when you call them and extra people who turn up in the call.

[@OhItsJustAspen]

Miles brushed past "Sauced up, doggy style." way too quickly.

[@sammie-jojohnson8591]

I’m gonna need an episode with Kelsey and Brittany Broski as the guests like yesterday!

[@sydneygonthier69]

Kelsey was the reason I got the courage to go to the doctor for my anixety and other issues

[@sydneygonthier69]

my heart goes out to kelsey with the derealization bc same...dont slap too hard i hope it improves

[@sydneygonthier69]

cold showers help me just a suggestion for anyone else struggling to try

[@driannamendez2908]

A WIIIIDDDDEEEEEE RADIUSSSSS 😭😭

[@NurturingFlowers]

the ending segment was actually so special to hear, i live with a dissociative disorder and also really struggle with derealization and use very similar tools to cope with it. it made me feel seen and understood and less weird🥰

[@ssjbears]

The energy Kelsey brings to this podcast gives me such joy

[@Brochachacha]

This episode may be my favorite, I was 💀. Also 💡Miles should really make skits based on some of these calls, a recreation of the scene videos. (Side note: love kelsey).

[@brittnibooker5047]

Lmao when they shouted david we are on the podcast instantly thought david from schitts Creek

[@TheShauNanigans]

He gave off the same energy, too.

[@proteaoaxaca5204]

“Keepers of Chanel’s Soul”☠️

[@adrianpink8144]

My favorite characters from Schitt’s Creek: Moira, David, and Beef

[@alexrisha]

This episode has such great energy, the callers were hilarious, Kelsey is a perfect pod-guest, it's litmas all year long right here at the perfect person pod🎅

[@marie-christinelord6433]

Kelsey talking about derealization is soooo real. I hate it when it happens, cuz it means i'm at my limit and I mean... i have to work xD

[@loganelaine9721]

I’m crying trying to contain my laughter at work

[@miss_ayla]

9:08 and I just need to pause and comment that Miles and Kelsey are perhaps my favourite duo ever. Kelsey is just a ball of chaos and she pairs so well with the cotton ball fluffball that is Miles.

[@deadsaneartistfreelancer3281]

CAN I JUST SAY! It's refreshing not having YT ads play interrupting the video. So thank you for that.

[@haileyatterberry3864]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST EP. SO FAR

[@chloekuroi]

"Been there. Done that. Smoked it. Fucked it." 🤯 Ok but where is THAT merch?!

[@bexistar83]

Kelsey and Miles is an elite pairing. So entertaining! 👏

[@mendyw99]

I NEED KELSEY AND WILL TOGETHER MILES

[@kiahgreer6483]

I love when Kelsey is on!!

[@veloriahex1593]

What a fabulous episode. So funny, had me howling with laughter. What a treat to listen to while I knit myself a stripey little scarf.

[@jenhuffine7030]

I love your podcast! I suffer from anxiety and when you talk about it in the show it makes me feel seen. Most things I watch are to hell me ground myself and your show does that.

[@StellaHotMess]

😅 45:43 I cried laughing at this. I just watched your Jonny Cakes episode and am now here. I haven't laughed this much during a podcast in a hot minute. I have so much to catch up on!

[@Cosmo-Young]

I have depersonalization and derealization too! grounding techniques definitely help with episodes, I have these Ice Breakers DUO mints that reallly help me

[@kelseysbookrecs]

patiently waiting for the day i have a problem messy enough to call u about

[@erinmlaswell]

Great pod. Love the Kelsey / Miles combo. You two could totally have your own podcast

[@kartykeya7741]

I’m in office listening to the podcast .. last call was hilarious.. I couldn’t control my laughter that I have to stop listening .. save it for later when i get back to my home

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Omg it’s so nice to see the Kelsey x Miles Crossover! Such fun ❤

[@gab3648]

So excited for this one!! Just subscribed to Patreon but I need more of this

[@alexare6655]

I was exercising all throughout this episode and looked briefly at the screen. You honestly did not do kelseys outfit justice. Omfg girl you look insane. Lmao.

[@arielle.notthemermaid]

The calls just gets crazier each call omfg i'm crying buy the end of call lol

[@MsDaynger]

I LOVE the Kelsey and Miles Combo!

[@EmiIyClaire]

This is the best podcast yet! 😂 and I can’t with the cat haunting, too good!

[@emilyl1406]

This is was an amazing episode. Literally laughing out loud 😂

[@Beatriz-ff6jx]

love all the videos but this one was so fun!!

[@sabrinaashlynn3831]

you and kelsey are literally so fucking funny together and I would LOVE to watch/listen to y'all talk shit for an hour pLEASE make that happen I'd die

[@dorkaballa-johnson1214]

16 seconds in and they're already arguing. im here for it.

[@henbanana]

the 3rd callers have me cracking up in public 😂😂😂😂

[@Jenisroxy]

Kelsey’s retreat sounds amazing and actually helpful for mental health

[@verryjerry]

Was that a Hey Donna/Will Neff reference from Kelsey!!! Hell yeah!

[@gamberlane]

I love when Kelsey is the guest!

[@sonkien3]

Miles makes my Wednesday once again and 100% better with Kelsey

[@gdanzer13]

That last call was absolute chaos, in the best possible way, and that's why we listen. *slow clap*

[@dclarkmusic]

Sauced Up, Doggystyle

[@Cosmo-Young]

“Zero grip on these shoes” -amazing

[@kebrad18]

This gave the laugh I so needed

[@lorithomasscott349]

“The ropes are TikTok” is actually extremely wise and a very underrated moment from this podcast!

[@miss_ayla]

I am fucking howling at the ghost cat call. Holy shit! Miles you NEED a regular spooky segment, your paranormally possessed perfecters are unhinged in the best ways!

[@saraylopez5748]

Highlight of my week

[@PerfectPerson]

Thank youuuuuuu

[@evypayne5864]

I won’t rest until Joyce is on the pod

[@jswizzletdrizzle]

Top tier episode🎉

[@sumaraahmad5567]

this ep was too good

[@strawberrymilkteaa]

ahhhh my favorite chaotic duo

[@marieseaman7855]

I can't believe that there is another person who had a tinder match from 4 years and finally got to meet for a hookup this year. What are the odds?!

[@BaddeGrasse]

Ah Kelsey, as a schizo i really wanna say thank you for talking about derealisation ❤

[@bexistar83]

Booty call back out, to the tune of Beauty school drop out from Grease 😂

[@saryawilson2064]

NAKED PAINTING YES

[@scblei9848]

Live to see Kelsey on Also day 1 of asking Miles to have Arisce back, just watched the old episode yesterday and laughed so f*ing hard

[@noellephoenix9627]

Kelsey please make a version of what you are wearing as guilty pleasures’ merch! 🎉❤

[@alexisreve1]

45:40 literally laughing in public 😂

[@evleevle4538]

I fucking love the Miles and Kelsey show. ❤

[@futuroid]

i loved

[@ernestorodriguez8388]

KELSEY! Love her

[@arielle.notthemermaid]

As a non-American, the last call seals the deal of Florida, is indeed, a different kind of crazy omfg

[@TheShauNanigans]

To the tune of Burning Down the House, sing it with me, Verse That ash, maybe once was a kitty/ Or worse, it could have been a human. / It's time to put that shit to rest. /Burn that box of ash. Chorus You think it's taking all your shit, maybe you just misplaced it. There is no way to know. It's overstayed it's welcome still/ The dead don't pay the power bill So that ash got to go That's all I got. Love your show so much.

[@EvMaddiePlusDaddy]

Last call has to go in the PP hall of fame 💀

[@ashleyholmes4221]

I absolutely would also DIE if you called and it was kelsey ❤

[@hconf]

Kelsey asking where to put her feeling with her arms outstretched in a squirrel suit is hysterical. You could probably fit them in there, Kels.

[@SarahBethScience]

@kelseydarragh whereeeeee is your outfit from??? I absolutely love it and need it in my life even though Miles said you look like you are wearing a parachute 😂😂

[@BrendanSullivan]

Jamaican summer for Miles with those white jeans 🇯🇲

[@maplelump]

Meghan Reinks would be an excellent associate/guest co-host for an episode. I love her podcast "Don't Blame Me" which is literally an advice show.

[@EnergyJunctions]

KELSI Please make this retreat come true. I would LOVE to be of help with it, too! Of all seriousness lol I am a Bad Bitch with a mental health list 😂 But spreading the love & light to others who have also experienced hard life. Healing through the fire 🔥 💞

[@EvWuzhere]

Also the beauty of white pants is all the stains. I only buy white pants with a lot of stains on them already

[@EvWuzhere]

You are the art miles. The canvas for the world to paint

[@EvWuzhere]

Love that kelseys back but also omg Miles on his fashion bitch alyx slay???

[@PerfectPerson]

Hahahah I got this new shirt and I do feel like a fashionista

[@aliciamorgan7798]

Yall need a podcast called b*tch perfect ❤

[@gothicbunny9ify]

As an Aquarius swinger- felt this

[@CinnamonBasic]

i need Kelseys outfit, someone tell me where to get it plz?

[@andreamendoza7613]

Channel giveth, and channel taketh away