Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GAMERA VS. ZIGRA

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Brandon Tenold

Brandon Tenold

8 жыл бұрын

It's part 7 of the Gamera-A-Thon with "Gamera vs. Zigra" (1971), where Gamera battles an alien shark monster, gratuitous Sea World footage and financial insolvency!
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@MiniTheGuy
@MiniTheGuy Жыл бұрын
“Now kids, you can argue about who gets to fu** Gamera later” sussiest quote in a kaiju video ever. -Brandon
@wanderinggiantplayz5804
@wanderinggiantplayz5804 6 ай бұрын
Wow thas crazy
@aliabdulqawi1668
@aliabdulqawi1668 6 ай бұрын
Your 💯 right
@klatuk4u1
@klatuk4u1 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, now it is canon for me that Zigra lady is just leaving hypnotized naked people around Japan.
@AndrewGivens
@AndrewGivens Жыл бұрын
And thus, yet another Japanese soft-porn fetish was invented.
@jeremyfrost2636
@jeremyfrost2636 11 ай бұрын
I saw the aftermath of this on xvideos.
@GatyMfarty
@GatyMfarty 21 күн бұрын
@@jeremyfrost2636the hell?
@jeremyfrost2636
@jeremyfrost2636 21 күн бұрын
@@GatyMfarty Porn is your friend. Give porn a chance.
@johndoe-hr6vp
@johndoe-hr6vp 6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, an earthquake of magnitude 15 is what the seismometers on Alderon measured when it was shot by the Deathstar. An 18 would be 100 times stronger than the force needed to destroy the earth.
@chonchjohnch
@chonchjohnch Жыл бұрын
The Richter scale has never made much sense to me - a physics graduate
@starlight0313
@starlight0313 Жыл бұрын
again, this ship is some sun crusher shit
@wugglesx
@wugglesx Жыл бұрын
If it's a 10x increase per wouldn't it be something like 1000 times stronger than the 15? . . Could be very wrong there the richter scale has always confused me a bit. Reminds me of having a gravler magnitude every random encounter in an old Pokemon game. Just casually throwing out 5-10 scale earthquakes on random caterpillar monsters.
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 5 ай бұрын
@@wugglesx IRL the Richter scale doesn't go above 10 since no earthquake ever seen on Earth is that powerful, magnitude 18 would be 8 powers of 10 stronger....
@zuttoaragi8349
@zuttoaragi8349 5 жыл бұрын
"He hits Gamera with his dreaded Durr Ray". I think I watched that bit a dozen times.
@FatherofSerpents
@FatherofSerpents 8 жыл бұрын
Wait, wait... Did they say it would cause a Magnitude 18 Earthquake? That's insane. When this movie was made they would still have been using the Richter Magnitude scale where a Magnitude 10 Earthquake would be a once a millenium super-quake and each increase of 1 magnitude increases the power by a factor of ten. If the earth is shaking 100000000 times more than a super-quake you only see every thousand years, that's not an earthquake anymore, that's an explosion that makes an atomic bomb look tame. Bits of Japan would be in orbit.
@andrewvincent89
@andrewvincent89 5 жыл бұрын
Or to put more succinctly... FUCKKKKKKK
@wilsonno9675
@wilsonno9675 5 жыл бұрын
We have 13.00 earthquake that wiped out have of the dinsouarus a million years ago
@Raximus3000
@Raximus3000 5 жыл бұрын
jesse mcsm. roblox and minecraft coming soon And they wanted to wipe out Tokyo with that?!? Try everycontinent!
@wilsonno9675
@wilsonno9675 5 жыл бұрын
Well excuse me
@mrNobody0669
@mrNobody0669 5 жыл бұрын
FatherofSerpents in other words, RIP Japan
@chancepaladin
@chancepaladin 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know, I thought the Zigra-lady parts of the movie were the best. Charismatic lead that owns every scene she's in.
@ScreamingScallop
@ScreamingScallop 8 жыл бұрын
7:36 "What's magnitude mean?" "Well, you see, it's a scale from one to ten that measures the destruction caused by earthquakes. So there is no such thing as magnitude eighteen. Even Nigel Tufnel understands that."
@sanitarium_64
@sanitarium_64 8 жыл бұрын
I'm going to be so sad when the Gamerathon ends. There's something so pleasant and quaint watching these reviews and Brandon ripping into Kenny's.
@MickeytheluckyMouse27
@MickeytheluckyMouse27 Жыл бұрын
I’m sure in a few more years he’ll do the hasai trilogy
@Megalon_Man73
@Megalon_Man73 7 ай бұрын
Ummmm....... I want a coke
@Bugbranchofficol
@Bugbranchofficol 2 ай бұрын
@@Megalon_Man73like cocain or….
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71 6 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace, Eiko Yanami (spacewoman).
@randomguy2518
@randomguy2518 5 жыл бұрын
She died? She was gorgeous
@jacobkuhn9072
@jacobkuhn9072 4 жыл бұрын
She will be missed "especially" her in that green suit
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71 4 жыл бұрын
random guy Yes, back in January 2017.
@Emmanuel-ms8pr
@Emmanuel-ms8pr 3 ай бұрын
@@tyrantgregcagkaiju71damn I guess the daddies that died after watching gamera vs zigra are probably are probably gonna take advantage on their favorite waifu in heaven
@ToruKun1
@ToruKun1 6 жыл бұрын
Scientist guy: "There are limits to what we humans can do." Everyone else: "Yes, that's true..." LOL everybody immediately giving up because shikata ga nai (literally "it can't be helped") is probably the most Japanese part of the movie.
@majorgear1021
@majorgear1021 2 жыл бұрын
I thought they were French for a moment.
@Megalon_Man73
@Megalon_Man73 7 ай бұрын
Ummmm........ I want a coke
@killbot1974
@killbot1974 8 жыл бұрын
Zigra's blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
@jeremyfrost2636
@jeremyfrost2636 11 ай бұрын
*wrapped up like a douche
@spencerthestupidsamurai7326
@spencerthestupidsamurai7326 5 жыл бұрын
“World’s fanciest bowl of skittles.” Enough said.
@kalajel
@kalajel 6 жыл бұрын
"My son, the planet, or me?" "YES!"
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives 3 жыл бұрын
"Fucking smartass"
@nidhogg1535
@nidhogg1535 6 жыл бұрын
GAMERA: I'll beat you here and now Zigra! ZIGRA: My species, my planet, or me? GAMERA: ...YES! [ZIGRA blast GAMERA away wit a beam attack]
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives 6 жыл бұрын
"Fucking smartass"
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 5 жыл бұрын
Yea for Dragon Ball Z Abridged references! You know who loves those? Vegeta! Vetega? Vegeta? Veeeegeeetaaaa
@mr.fan34
@mr.fan34 5 жыл бұрын
Super effective...
@talesfromthenuzlocke1619
@talesfromthenuzlocke1619 5 жыл бұрын
I guess that makes Zigra woman Grand Advisor Nappa. Not as hot as DBZA Nappa tho.
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 5 жыл бұрын
@@talesfromthenuzlocke1619 "Kill the Kenny. Look, if you don't, you'll be late for your appointment with Gamera"
@AnimeMetalFan1
@AnimeMetalFan1 8 жыл бұрын
Even though this movie is awful, at least the design for the Zigra monster is pretty cool.
@Average_Fizz_Enjoyer25
@Average_Fizz_Enjoyer25 5 жыл бұрын
I agree Dark jeti zigra is one of my favorite monster along with barugon and gyaos
@waltertomaszewski1083
@waltertomaszewski1083 5 жыл бұрын
Grey Jedi One of the reasons I like tokusatsu/kaiju flicks is that the monster costumes were quite inventive, actually, and the models of cityscapes looked pretty decent. The cinematography was also done quite well.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like a goblin shark.
@mikepastor.k6233
@mikepastor.k6233 4 жыл бұрын
That alien chick is nice to look at too
@dkupke
@dkupke 4 жыл бұрын
CaptainMarvell92 Returns should have gone further that route; just a mouth with fangs so there could be a scene of him and gamera grappling-and the beak shoots out trying to snap gamera’s face off
@KRhetor
@KRhetor 7 жыл бұрын
This was when the series jumped the (goblin) shark.
@MrD-on6dp
@MrD-on6dp 2 жыл бұрын
It jumped the ALIEN GOBLIN SHARK.
@nine_tails137
@nine_tails137 3 ай бұрын
@@MrD-on6dp I know this is late, and sorry for the stupid question, but what does it mean to call something the "black sheep" of a series?
@MrD-on6dp
@MrD-on6dp 3 ай бұрын
@@nine_tails137 It's the most unpopular and disliked of the franchise.
@nine_tails137
@nine_tails137 3 ай бұрын
@@MrD-on6dp Ah got it, thanks!
@jasonscarborough94
@jasonscarborough94 8 жыл бұрын
I have to disagree with the Kennys' claim that their mothers are prettier than Zigra lady/Lor Lee
@marconotonfacebook3480
@marconotonfacebook3480 4 жыл бұрын
I agree... it's definitely a Barbarella.
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 4 жыл бұрын
@@marconotonfacebook3480 Or... well, is she named after Lauralee from the Valarian comics?
@amirbagherzadeh9277
@amirbagherzadeh9277 4 жыл бұрын
Jason Scarborough no my mom is pretty then they mom
@dkupke
@dkupke 4 жыл бұрын
I think that actress may a,so have been a Bond girl at some point but don’t quote me
@Lordeightbane
@Lordeightbane 3 жыл бұрын
Agree, Zigra lady was beautiful
@mrcydonia
@mrcydonia 8 жыл бұрын
Whenever Zigra starts walking upright, I'm reminded of the lion in "Scott of the Sahara" (from Monty Python's Flying Circus).
@Daemon__Sultan
@Daemon__Sultan 5 жыл бұрын
mrcydonia No its Scott Of the Antarctic!
@doughnuthead8757
@doughnuthead8757 8 жыл бұрын
Prepare yourself for Super Monster, the Godzilla's Revenge of Gamera.
@Armageddon-yt3so
@Armageddon-yt3so 8 жыл бұрын
+Anthony Izzi OH GOD!
@veelalynne
@veelalynne 8 жыл бұрын
+Anthony Izzi You mean "Gamera's Greatest Hits" A.K.A. " The Gamera 500 : more stock than NASCAR".
@mrcydonia
@mrcydonia 8 жыл бұрын
+Anthony Izzi Nothing can prepare anyone for Super Monster. It might be possible to watch it all the way through if you put yourself in a coma.
@veelalynne
@veelalynne 8 жыл бұрын
+Rising Zun And now I'm off off off to find this dub!!!
@CineMasterDamian
@CineMasterDamian 6 жыл бұрын
Dude, don't insult Godzilla's Revenge like that!
@georgedelvalle4373
@georgedelvalle4373 8 жыл бұрын
The Kenny said to gamera use flamethrower like a pokemon
@crazedautomaton8059
@crazedautomaton8059 4 жыл бұрын
It looked like he used seismic toss earlier in the fight too.
@samsarex4318
@samsarex4318 3 жыл бұрын
I thought gamera was a water type wait actually nvm I remembered that growlith can't learn growl
@VaryingEnthusiast69
@VaryingEnthusiast69 3 жыл бұрын
Haha murder
@Scorpionspear77
@Scorpionspear77 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I suppose you could compare Turtonator to Gamera
@GoGojiraGo
@GoGojiraGo 3 жыл бұрын
@@samsarex4318 Water/Rock-type with Levitate and can learn Fire-type attacks.
@Vanoc93
@Vanoc93 7 жыл бұрын
I just realized that one of the actors in this film was in a previous Gamera film. Kōji Fujiyama was the evil thief in Gamera vs Barugon. Apparently, he was in the first one as well. He plays a scientist here. 18:25
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71 6 жыл бұрын
He was also in Gamera vs. Viras. And Kei'ichi Noda (Zigra voice) played one of the space men in the aforementioned film.
@goldenhydreigon4727
@goldenhydreigon4727 6 жыл бұрын
You mean Japanese JonTron as Brandon named him?
@burning_lizard
@burning_lizard 5 жыл бұрын
I had the feeling that was the same actor.
@jeremyfrost2636
@jeremyfrost2636 11 ай бұрын
Kind of like Bruce Campbell in the Spiderman trilogy. Or Danny Trejo in literally every Robert Rodriguez movie ever lol.
@ConstantineFurman
@ConstantineFurman 8 жыл бұрын
Daiei was actually bankrupt DURING the shooting of "Gamera vs. Zigra", the thing is only the higher-ups knew about it. It's a wonder (and testament to director Yuasa) the picture was even completed at all. "Kenny's" name is "Kenichi" in the original Japanese. "Kenny" is more of Sandy Frank's tomfoolery. The environmental thing was a big deal in 1971. Japan had a HUGE problem with pollution at the time. However, they were able to curtail it and pretty much get it under control. But the opening credits of "Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster"? Yeah, that's pretty much how bad it was at the time. The "earth science" refers to stuff we shot into space that somehow managed to make it to Planet Zigra and polluted it. The Japanese version is explicitly said to take place in 1971. Sandy Frank changed it to "1985" in his dubbing to make the movie seem more current when he released it here in 1987. Are you really only just noticing Gamera's bloodshot eyes now? He's had them since way back in "Gamera vs. Gaos." Pictured here, "vs. Viras", which used the same costume as "vs. Gaos.": vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/godzilla/images/b/b2/Gamera_wird_gew%C3%BCrgt.png/revision/latest?cb=20140504122412&path-prefix=de
@iket.9930
@iket.9930 Жыл бұрын
Sandy Frank is what you get when you drop a hot dog at the beach.
@fromthecheapseats7126
@fromthecheapseats7126 3 ай бұрын
In short, Sandy Frank really IS the source of all our pain.
@ranchoth
@ranchoth 8 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, I actually was introduced to this movie, not by MST3K or Monstervision, but by a clip on a Pee-wee's Playhouse episode... ...which, imdb tells me, aired over 25 years ago. Huh. I think I just felt all my joints rust up.
@jeremyfrost2636
@jeremyfrost2636 11 ай бұрын
As Mike "The Horror Geek" Bracken would say, Christ we're old.
@Megalon_Man73
@Megalon_Man73 7 ай бұрын
Ummmm........ I want a coke
@kingofpointless
@kingofpointless 8 жыл бұрын
Actually that Zigra woman made this not impossible to sit through.
@thomasharrison8092
@thomasharrison8092 4 жыл бұрын
right, I always thought she was hot when I saw this as a kid
@randomguy2518
@randomguy2518 4 жыл бұрын
Smoking hot, perfect body
@jacobkuhn9072
@jacobkuhn9072 4 жыл бұрын
The space karen
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 жыл бұрын
I bust a good nut with the bikini scene.
@cernstormrunner7263
@cernstormrunner7263 Жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@kabesilvermaine4768
@kabesilvermaine4768 8 жыл бұрын
Well the girl was hot at least it had that. the fact that it gets worse scares me.
@ImpinAintEazy
@ImpinAintEazy 8 жыл бұрын
+Kabe Silvermaine "gets worse" is an understatement. I can actually sit through these movies, but watching Super Monster should be considered an act of torture.
@ZaGorudan
@ZaGorudan 8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Keith Torture? Who DOESN'T like really bad greenscreen effects paired with sickeningly obnoxious use of stock footage and Star Wars ripoffs? Oh, yeah. No one. No one I know, at least.
@veelalynne
@veelalynne 8 жыл бұрын
+The Goldn Guy I do!! I do!! Actually, no I don't. I've never once gotten through "Super Monster".
@ConstantineFurman
@ConstantineFurman 8 жыл бұрын
+The Goldn Guy I like "Super Monster." That's right. I said it. I meant it. I'm here to represent it.
@ZaGorudan
@ZaGorudan 8 жыл бұрын
KeepingAngelaBaker Now I know someone who likes it.
@AROBASPARK
@AROBASPARK 6 жыл бұрын
never thought I would here the word Milf in a Gamera review, lol
@Othello484
@Othello484 5 жыл бұрын
I figured it out! Gamera is the "Hand of Justice." He kills adults because they are corrupt and sinful, while he loves children due to their innocence and purity!
@thekajiufan1712
@thekajiufan1712 7 жыл бұрын
In my opinion zigra is my favorite monster in the series but I kinda wish zigra was a godzilla kaiju but not as alien but a replacement for ebirah
@troyschulz2318
@troyschulz2318 8 жыл бұрын
Gamera! Gamera! Gamera is really neat! Gamera is filled with meat! We've been eating Gamera! Shell! Teeth! Eyes! Flames! Claws! Breath! Scales! Fun!!
@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 8 жыл бұрын
It's Filled Gamera with Determination
@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 8 жыл бұрын
NintendoInABox Look at my Username and it's just Undertale Refence (I don't know Write This Correct)
@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 8 жыл бұрын
NintendoInABox Well go drink it
@JimmyDaKewlett
@JimmyDaKewlett 7 жыл бұрын
Mmm... Flames sounds tasty!
@Gojira-qt3cr
@Gojira-qt3cr 7 жыл бұрын
Dude Just go away...
@rosebyanyname
@rosebyanyname 8 жыл бұрын
All I can think of when I watch these is MST3K! Keep up the great work Brandon!
@michaelkemel9711
@michaelkemel9711 7 жыл бұрын
2:25 I poured myself a bowl of skittles before watching this review. I don't know what to make of that.
@ToriaTx
@ToriaTx 8 жыл бұрын
15:47 yeah just like how elephants have sensitive feet without smashing whatever's underneath it or how sharks also never bump into a wall without hurting themselves cuz they have built in sensors to just like a dolphin
@DW4Ever91
@DW4Ever91 8 жыл бұрын
Helen: Zigra's Blinded by the Light! Me: is He Revved Up like a Deuce, Another Runner in the Night?
@Armageddon-yt3so
@Armageddon-yt3so 8 жыл бұрын
+DW4Ever91 NICE! Classic song.
@veelalynne
@veelalynne 8 жыл бұрын
+DW4Ever91 LOL I was thinking the same thing!! Actually, he was "wrapped up like a douche". Because we ARE talking about Zigra.
@DW4Ever91
@DW4Ever91 8 жыл бұрын
veela lynne Funny Thing is that I Always Thought That They Were Saying Wrapped Up like a Douche Until I Recently Looked Up the Lyrics. Pretty Funny Huh?
@Armageddon-yt3so
@Armageddon-yt3so 8 жыл бұрын
DW4Ever91 holy crap that's what I thought it was too.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 жыл бұрын
Revved up like a douche.
@Libluini
@Libluini 8 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The Richter-scale is logarythmic. Everything above 10 is already catastrophic for the entire world. (And was never registered, for obvious reasons.) Magnitude 18 would be enough to make half the solar system explode, I wager. It would be ludicrous overkill worthy of a parody.
@RacinZilla003
@RacinZilla003 8 жыл бұрын
Hopefully I got it right, each point is 10 times more powerful than the last but in terms of an energy release (and hopefully is linear and not exponential) is roughly 31.6 times more than the last. If I had done the calculations correctly then the release of a magnitude 18 is approximately 6.25x10^31 which is slightly less than the amount required to destroy Earth which is 2.3x10^32 I really hope I got this correct ;p
@RacinZilla003
@RacinZilla003 8 жыл бұрын
+RacinZilla003 Joules, joules, joules, joules
@yoridyse5411
@yoridyse5411 3 жыл бұрын
but what would happen IF IF a mag 18 earth quake happened
@gregormcscrungus9727
@gregormcscrungus9727 2 жыл бұрын
And here's a fun fact: Zigras red beam causes this. Gamera tanks it. Jesus Christ what is that turtle made of
@dansmith1661
@dansmith1661 Жыл бұрын
@@gregormcscrungus9727 Plot armor
@UltimateThanos
@UltimateThanos 8 жыл бұрын
I know how obnoxious this is gonna come off, but I feel compelled to keep people informed. It's not actually supposed to be fire coming from Gamera's mouth, but plasma. The 4th state of matter. Which if I'm not mistaken, can burn under water.
@PeteTheGrouch
@PeteTheGrouch 8 жыл бұрын
+MasterSeijin Admit it - you got that from ScrewAttack, right..?
@UltimateThanos
@UltimateThanos 8 жыл бұрын
PeteTheGrouch I did. And they're wrong, aren't they?
@Scorpionspear77
@Scorpionspear77 8 жыл бұрын
+MasterSeijin it's probably a bit of information from the Heisei series, rather than the original one, and likely not mentioned very much.
@1701spacecadet
@1701spacecadet 5 жыл бұрын
Spongebob has fires outside his house. So yeah, physics.
@GrimJackal
@GrimJackal 8 жыл бұрын
Final installment? Well, I hope you're going to mention Gamera's glorious return in the 90's trilogy of films. Hands down some of the best kaiju films ever made.
@TheColonelKaijuVT
@TheColonelKaijuVT 8 жыл бұрын
This movie has me wanting a Coke. Now I gotta find a vending machine.
@barackclinton568
@barackclinton568 7 жыл бұрын
you must do Godzilla vs. hedora (the smog monster(
@comradefreedom8275
@comradefreedom8275 4 жыл бұрын
He did.
@sheltonbrightjr.5988
@sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 жыл бұрын
"Zigra hits Gamera with his dreaded DERR Ray!!" 🤣🤣🤣 Love it!!! & believe it or not b4 cable, dvd, VHS, & MST3K (dark times) all of the original Gamera movies played on regular tv (back n the days when most people only had 6 to 8 channels; I had only 6 channels). I do remember watching this on regular tv in the '70s. "Gamera Super Monster" was the only exception.
@dragonranger2138
@dragonranger2138 8 жыл бұрын
Absolutely LOVE you're reviews. They're so hilarious! I'm also a major MST3K fan.
@burkesullivan9086
@burkesullivan9086 4 жыл бұрын
Kenny: We need to stop Zigra. Zigra: The planet, the people, or me? Kenny: Yes! *Zigra kills Kenny*
@burkesullivan9086
@burkesullivan9086 4 жыл бұрын
@Jennifer Ocana agreement
@burkesullivan9086
@burkesullivan9086 4 жыл бұрын
@Jennifer Ocana You're welcome
@sorrenblitz805
@sorrenblitz805 4 жыл бұрын
Zigra: Friggin Smartass.
@mauricedavis2160
@mauricedavis2160 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon, the alien lady said great science not great logic!!;♊🙌
@sammontanez6908
@sammontanez6908 10 ай бұрын
Honestly given how Daiei was going bankrupt at this point, this movie really should have been the end of the Showa Gamera series. Gamera: Super Monster had no reason to exist other than as Daiei last attempt to get out of bankruptcy. So with that said, Gamera vs Zigra feels like a much more satisfying end to the Showa series. Screw Super Monster. This is the true ending of the Showa series.
@superyoshibros3308
@superyoshibros3308 4 жыл бұрын
Interestingly a different gamera movie was going to be made called Gamera vs Wyvern(The Two headed monster) but it was replaced with this movie.
@DeepEye1994
@DeepEye1994 8 жыл бұрын
15:37 This movie should've taken place in Jurassic World instead of Seaworld then.
@prehistorichero2755
@prehistorichero2755 3 жыл бұрын
🤦‍♂️Do you want me to explain why Rexy didn’t attempt to kill Claire while still following her? If ‘no’, that means you’re a toxic hater. If ‘yes’, then I’ll explain it, or you could watch a Klayton Fioriti video.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 жыл бұрын
@Jurassic Hero Don't feed the troll.
@prehistorichero2755
@prehistorichero2755 2 жыл бұрын
@@DeepEye1994 You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
@DeepEye1994
@DeepEye1994 Жыл бұрын
@@prehistorichero2755 (do not attempt to retort "why are you responding to a 2 year-old comment?" when you've responded to what at the time of your response was a FIVE year old comment to pick up a fight. I wasn't notified and I noticed this when I decided to rewatch this video today) Anyway. "If no, that means you're a toxic hater" ... First of all, YOU are the toxic one if a harmless joke makes you so vitriolic. And by the way, I even made that joke back when I actually still enjoyed the first Jurassic World, then two years later in 2018 Fallen Kingdom shat the bed and I couldn't defend it anymore (and no, I won't watch any Klayton Fioriti videos because he makes very poor arguments to defend those awful films with bad writing and UNIRONICALLY thinks that explanations outside of a movie fixes all flaws) So congrats for antagonizing with a five-year old comment made by a guy who was at the time pro-JW when he wrote it, he was just joking while still liking that dumb film that I've stopped liking after noticing the WAY WORSE flaws than Claire running on heels. Aside from the JW movies sucking, passive-aggressive people like you are what made talking to the fans feel like a cult. I'd feel sorry for you guys being so lacking in self-awareness if you weren't so annoying, and the saddest part is that since you AUTOMATICALLY label even a non-malicious joke as "toxic hater" shows how nothing will get into your thick head and you'll continue being an easily triggered, tribalistic fanatic. My theory is that deep down you guys probably KNOW that the JW films suck, but the part of your brains that recognizes that clashes with the immature fanboy side that just wants to defend it at all costs for some reason, and this clashing comes out with you acting like assholes even towards other fans making a joke. You literally jumped the gun on 2016!Me making an innocent joke, if you told me that back then, I would've told you to chill the fuck out. "NOPE! THAT JOKE WASN'T FUNNY, YOU'RE POTENTIALLY TOXIC AND I AM READY TO FIGHT YOU!" ...See, this is what I meant by the JW fandom feeling like a fucking cult. If you have to do your worst, do your worst, I just felt like getting out all I had to say about your type as a former fan. Imagine being SO obsessed with a dumb dinosaur movie, you approach to strangers with this s**t attitude.🤦‍♂ PS: You realize that Brandon very likely has a low opinion on the Jurassic World films too, right? I wonder if you would've lost your s**t like this and called him a "toxic hater" if he made the heels joke in the video. It's embarrassing how people like you feel the need of becoming an a**hole to defend a shitty film from a joke like Will Smith assaulting Chris Rock at the Oscars over a joke about his shitty wife. Bunch of Karens.
@DeepEye1994
@DeepEye1994 Жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 I wasn't even "trolling" back when I wrote that comment. In 2016 I still enjoyed the first JW and I just made a little joke in the same way Brandon cracks jokes even when he reviews the Godzilla films he likes. You guys are SO toxic and obsessive even a fellow fan making a joke is something that in your heads deserves such an aggressive response. Look at yourselves.
@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677
@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 10 ай бұрын
Gotta give Zigra props as he's one of the rare few Kaijus that can talk (Telepathic of course but it counts)
@DevilFish69
@DevilFish69 8 жыл бұрын
1:09 The only Gamera movie to get a theatrical release in NA was the original film. Barugon through Monster X went straight to television courtesy of AIP-TV, while Sandy Frank actually released this film in the early 80's straight to television along with re-releasing 4 of the previous 6 Gamera films.
@smuglytherat
@smuglytherat 8 жыл бұрын
This movie is the movie that introduced me to Night of the Lepus via the bonus trailer section on the DVD I bought, that is why I only watched Gamera vs. Zigra once, because that trailer scared the shit out of me
@matthewweng8483
@matthewweng8483 2 жыл бұрын
I’d swear that opening moon VO is right out of an episode of ‘X Minus One’… it’s the same voice actor for sure.
@MrImpossiblyBlack
@MrImpossiblyBlack 7 жыл бұрын
6:23 Why is that girl's dress is so short? Japan Perhaps??
@Cybermat47
@Cybermat47 5 жыл бұрын
MrImpossiblyBlack yeah, someone who worked on this movie needs to be investigated...
@MrSmoore77
@MrSmoore77 5 жыл бұрын
Yep japan
@atomicninjazyuranger5418
@atomicninjazyuranger5418 2 жыл бұрын
Man, I remember first watching your Gamera-A-Thon when it was new, good times.
@DigitalBath742
@DigitalBath742 3 жыл бұрын
When Zigra stands up, it reminded me of a film I had long forgotten about. It reminds me of the monsters in the Doug McClure movie At The Earth's Core. You should review it.
@Maswartz226
@Maswartz226 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he has
@BrowneSound
@BrowneSound 2 жыл бұрын
@@Maswartz226 He has! It's one of his earlier episodes!
@christosgiannopoulos828
@christosgiannopoulos828 7 жыл бұрын
Wow :O So the fight from Batman v Superman was the second shortest movie fight in history At least this is what I'm getting from this
@ChrisPeteG
@ChrisPeteG 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the fight between Batman and Superman is one of the longest uninterrupted one vs one fights in any movie. If you take out other movies that just cut away constantly to other material and remember that BvS stays with the fight pretty much the entire time....you would see it is one of the longer ones. I mean...compare how much ACTUAL FOOTAGE there is of the "Big 3" fighting Thanos, I think it is like 3 minutes at best... and how long Cap actually fights Thanos with Mjolnir....it's like a minute. I think Batman and Superman fight for like 8 or 9 minutes straight.
@Guyverman01
@Guyverman01 8 жыл бұрын
I recommend you do a Steven Universe joke with your next Gamera film, because it involves a young boy being tutored by alien women.
@mrmanpersonguy5812
@mrmanpersonguy5812 8 жыл бұрын
Well Kenny did hang out with three alien women.... Like a certain kid with a jewfro...
@FandersonUfo
@FandersonUfo 3 жыл бұрын
looks like an awesome film to me - highly entertaining when in the proper state of mind for such things I'm sure - 🛸👽💚
@AlextheKaijuFan
@AlextheKaijuFan 8 жыл бұрын
Great review!
@lemonapocalypse414
@lemonapocalypse414 7 жыл бұрын
When the review is more entertaining the the movie it's reviewing
@magicmariotv7772
@magicmariotv7772 6 жыл бұрын
21:45 Ytp Gamera becomes a Rock star.
@jorgezarco9269
@jorgezarco9269 Жыл бұрын
The mouth-watering, sensual Zigra Woman. She worked on the depressing drama Uta(1972, Poem).
@jeremyfrost2636
@jeremyfrost2636 11 ай бұрын
Unfortunately she died in 2017. 😢
@hpool7779
@hpool7779 8 жыл бұрын
Quick question. Are you doing the 90s gamera movies?
@richardgadberry8398
@richardgadberry8398 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: On the planet Zigra, everything and everyone is called "Zigra." It's just like Marklar on South Park, only stupider.
@kurumais
@kurumais 8 жыл бұрын
there were some really good lines in this nice work
@justincameron9661
@justincameron9661 Жыл бұрын
"Thats only trump tower, no big loss." That aged well
@ImpinAintEazy
@ImpinAintEazy 8 жыл бұрын
this had to be my favorite gamera review
@Nickel_The_Wise
@Nickel_The_Wise 6 жыл бұрын
Urrgh.. I've been watching the Gamera-thon in one sitting so far, and I feel like the next one's gonna be that shot you don't need to take after a nite of hard drinking that you THINK is a good idea.
@mechagodzilla-sh5kl
@mechagodzilla-sh5kl 5 жыл бұрын
It took me two years to see Gamera's legs in the thumbnail
@MicrowaveJellyfish
@MicrowaveJellyfish 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the heads-up on the Latitude Zero review, I never knew there was one! (Check out Brandon's dailymotion profile, you guys.)
@Awakeandalive1
@Awakeandalive1 8 жыл бұрын
This might be because I'm old, but I know what they mean by "Earth science." It was a term a few decades back for all forms of science specifically related to this planet.
@Average_Fizz_Enjoyer25
@Average_Fizz_Enjoyer25 10 ай бұрын
Zigra tries to save the world's oceans from humans and also tries to kill the Kennies... Yeah he really is the hero
@augusthawks6576
@augusthawks6576 3 жыл бұрын
12:23 The best part of the movie.
@victorm152
@victorm152 5 жыл бұрын
I never really watched anything Gamera related as a kid....I only watched Godzilla movies
@rcharne
@rcharne 7 жыл бұрын
At 8:03, she is describing the loss of a hotel. The narrator says it is the Trump tower! That is classic! In 2017, there are more than a few people who would like to see the Trump Tower fall!
@niktosenki7037
@niktosenki7037 3 жыл бұрын
21:50 I know I'm about 4 years late, and probably make myself seem very stupid, but what is the name of the song that Gamera "plays" on Zigras barbs? I can guess, that it's supposed to be a classic, but I seriously have no idea, but the little I heard of the song sounded very nice.
@andrewphillips8341
@andrewphillips8341 8 жыл бұрын
Hey her disguise was not fan services but genius!Would you live her on the side of the road?And if she started asking for info I would probably tell her just about everything
@anomalotheriataurus8806
@anomalotheriataurus8806 10 ай бұрын
Here’s A Ridiculous Idea That Could’ve Made This Movie Way More Memorable/Appealing; Have Zigras Beam Turn Humans Into Merfolk Slave Labor, then again Budget Problems would’ve made that look stupid too..
@ClarkMM517
@ClarkMM517 Жыл бұрын
I have to say that zigra is my favorite gamera kuaju. He has a cool design. Can fly(I think) can walk. And swim, even tho he’s like a shark or fish.
@canonbehenna612
@canonbehenna612 9 ай бұрын
His rebirth design was a approved version of this
@ChristopherElli-cc1ly
@ChristopherElli-cc1ly Жыл бұрын
Kaiju movies on Saturday afternoons in the 70s when I was a kid were the best. Gamera are so over the top and violent I couldn't get enough
@Reddotzebra
@Reddotzebra 5 жыл бұрын
To be honest, Zigra having a suspended animation ray actually makes sense. It's obviously how it keeps its food fresh. =p
@WilAdams
@WilAdams 2 жыл бұрын
The most annoying thing about this film is when the little girl keeps telling everyone that she wants a 'COKE'. I am surprised Brandon did not mention it, since he did mention the 'traffic accidents' in the Guiron episode.
@Charley_Goji
@Charley_Goji 5 жыл бұрын
15:45 OMG a baiji, rip The baiji dolphin is extinct now :(
@bezoticallyyours83
@bezoticallyyours83 4 ай бұрын
☹️
@ToriaTx
@ToriaTx 8 жыл бұрын
ok the scene when the kennies and the zigra chick are runnin around the sea world reminds me of my fish nightmares because my fish nightmares include me wandering into museums, pet shops and aquariums having the aquatic creatures staring me down and scaring the crap outta giving me ichthyophobia which is weird consider i shouldn't ever be scared of fish since i like fish cuz they're animals and i love animals sooooo much that i have an obession which has become my infatuation for them and therefore i have found what i wanna do with myself in life become a world famous zoologist, paleontologist, mythologist, conservationist, environmentalist..... and so how is it weird that i have ichthyophobia and melissophobia ( fear of bees ) as well as entomophobia ( fear of bugs ) ( most of the time ) if i ever wanna become any of those things
@nomore6258
@nomore6258 3 жыл бұрын
Considering that a magnitude 12 earthquake would break the planet, I doubt they reached a magnitude as high as 16.
@MrAlumni72
@MrAlumni72 8 жыл бұрын
Please, for the love of all that is poorly dubbed, put Godzilla vs. Gigan on your to-do list! How can you pass up a movie where Godzilla actually has dialog?!?
@Scorpionspear77
@Scorpionspear77 8 жыл бұрын
He's gotta get through Godzilla's Revenge and Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster first.
@turtleguy7101
@turtleguy7101 5 жыл бұрын
Gamera: How the fuck are you standing? Zigra: How about you.
@nine_tails137
@nine_tails137 Ай бұрын
Sorry for the stupid question, but what do you mean by "Black Sheep"? I've heard this term many times, and still can't find a straight answer?
@scotthillman9134
@scotthillman9134 8 жыл бұрын
I will give it this- to me at least its kinda neat to see Japense Sea World in all its modernistic glory in the 70s. Thats one thing this movie has that others don't. This is obviously much lower budget then the other actual gamera movies but the live action stuff doesn't feel as stagey.
@waltertomaszewski1083
@waltertomaszewski1083 5 жыл бұрын
Is this movie on DVD? If so, does it come with the original Japanese dialogue and captions, or a better English dub?
@ashleyevans9810
@ashleyevans9810 8 жыл бұрын
i have most of the gamera movies on a collection japanese monster movies set i found a while back.
@Hulkzilla0
@Hulkzilla0 8 жыл бұрын
Gamera as a metal guitarist... FRIGGIN SWEET!!!!!
@bradpotts1747
@bradpotts1747 5 жыл бұрын
10:23 that's not a Terry Gilliam character that's the dude who announces Monty python's flying circus
@grampytinman3481
@grampytinman3481 5 жыл бұрын
It's
@mailstorminurbox
@mailstorminurbox Жыл бұрын
Gamera should be renamed “the giant turtle that breaths fire and kenny’s”
@megalon73
@megalon73 3 жыл бұрын
I could't stop laughing at this clip right here. (14:15) Thanks, Bender!
@liamroberts812
@liamroberts812 8 жыл бұрын
awesome vid!!!
@randybarnett2308
@randybarnett2308 4 жыл бұрын
It's supposed to be 1985 where's Godzilla 1985, he'd take Gamera and Zigra at the same time!!!
@benjaminwalters2188
@benjaminwalters2188 Жыл бұрын
Human asks hey is the word zigra your name, your species, planet,or ship? Zigra answers we are all zigra
@deadaccount7520
@deadaccount7520 4 жыл бұрын
Got a point. People are always talking about Jaws killing beach attendance. If circumstantial evidence is all you require. I would ask you to look at the number of manned trips to the moon before and after Alien was released.
@BrowneSound
@BrowneSound 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Correlation ≠ Causation.
@brettsharbono3022
@brettsharbono3022 2 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this on TNT back in the day. The voice of Zegra will forever haunt me.
@rnbnatl
@rnbnatl 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute. If Zigra lady was under the mind control of the Zigra shark monster from the plaent Zigra, how did SHE have powers to hypnotize all those other people? And why didn't she just knock out the Kenny / Kendra kids ( no, not that KKK ) and be done with them?
@Tohofan122
@Tohofan122 8 жыл бұрын
Wow and I thought the late 60s early 70s Godzilla films were bad.....
@kaijucifer3544
@kaijucifer3544 8 жыл бұрын
Only Minya and Godzillas revenge were bad. The rest were classics.
@commonwriternext
@commonwriternext 8 жыл бұрын
What about Godzilla vs. Gigan or Godzilla vs. Megalon?
@maxcarroll9487
@maxcarroll9487 8 жыл бұрын
+Riley Morris Gigan was mediocre, but Megalon was good.
@maxcarroll9487
@maxcarroll9487 8 жыл бұрын
Blunova W\E I liked it.
@Tohofan122
@Tohofan122 8 жыл бұрын
ゴジラFan98 I don't know Godzilla vs Megalon was pretty bad...
@gideonhansen5485
@gideonhansen5485 3 жыл бұрын
Their UFO looks like a giant bowl of Crunch Berries.
@bezoticallyyours83
@bezoticallyyours83 4 ай бұрын
I was thinking a flying ball pit
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