break 19

  Рет қаралды 323,054

Habitual Linecrosser

Habitual Linecrosser

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 1 300
@Londoge1
@Londoge1 Ай бұрын
Those are some nice homemade radios you have. They’re not homemade. They were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They’re bombs.
@CultureCrossed64
@CultureCrossed64 Ай бұрын
This was not a comment I expected, but I'm here for it
@russellsmith5056
@russellsmith5056 Ай бұрын
I get that reference 😂
@GuardianOne24
@GuardianOne24 Ай бұрын
Damn it take my like.
@ssgevo
@ssgevo Ай бұрын
That is the best comment here. 😂
@Joshua-gt7pz
@Joshua-gt7pz Ай бұрын
Never trust the label. 😂
@helbrassen4576
@helbrassen4576 Ай бұрын
"I got submarines, Scuba tanks and a can do attitude, noone will hear the Russians scream under water" is a fucking metal line and i love it.
@ai-aniverse
@ai-aniverse Ай бұрын
Dethklok approved.
@stevegonzo2091
@stevegonzo2091 Ай бұрын
The Polish are a people who have a collective hatred and grudge with Ruzzia. They are also mechanically inclined, adaptive, and hard working. Ruzzia will find out one day.
@johndroyson7921
@johndroyson7921 Ай бұрын
I fucking love that guy!
@Maxxx5240
@Maxxx5240 Ай бұрын
Nothing to tie one to a crime.
@Transformers2Fan1
@Transformers2Fan1 Ай бұрын
Little European Texas 😘
@Pillzz
@Pillzz Ай бұрын
Operation Grim Beeper continues to deliver as always
@JakitSol
@JakitSol Ай бұрын
no lie, this made me spit my water and now i need a new keyboard
@bobbyaustin8478
@bobbyaustin8478 Ай бұрын
Changing the words of" don't fear the reaper " to "learn to fear the beeper" , this might take awhile.......,
@whynot1742
@whynot1742 Ай бұрын
Totally read that in Fat Electrician voice
@bobdrennan488
@bobdrennan488 Ай бұрын
That's a tee shirt or meme lower from PSA
@michaelmagyar5785
@michaelmagyar5785 Ай бұрын
Unofficially known as operation nutcracker 😂 I have to keep it going until it sticks
@daniel_f4050
@daniel_f4050 Ай бұрын
Is it weird that I prefer getting a synopsis of many world events from talking airplanes and maps than from “journalists” on the tv? 🤔
@leeteague8126
@leeteague8126 Ай бұрын
Yes, but also me too
@hungrymusicwolf
@hungrymusicwolf Ай бұрын
Not today. Here you get actual humor and stories at least more accurate than Russian artillery (which is more than most if not all large news outlets can say).
@honeybadger6493
@honeybadger6493 Ай бұрын
Not at all, HLC does better fact checking than most "news" outlets
@usmc1979034
@usmc1979034 Ай бұрын
@@honeybadger6493no it’s not weird at all.
@jynixbaby
@jynixbaby Ай бұрын
Yessss, news from here is always more accurate
@TheNN
@TheNN Ай бұрын
Russia: So you blew up some of my munitions, no big deal It measured nearly 3.0 on the Richter scale! I'd say that's kind of a big deal. No wonder Japan's PTSD got triggered from it.
@samuelzuleger5134
@samuelzuleger5134 Ай бұрын
When the measurements of the explosions are comparable to measurements of early atomic munitions...it's a pretty big deal.
@Noveler00
@Noveler00 Ай бұрын
Eh, to be fair most earthquakes below 4.0 aren't felt on the on the surface, especially when we don't know its coming. But, 3.0 with an audience and fanfare is one helluva show.
@Catherine.Dorian.
@Catherine.Dorian. Ай бұрын
When did this happen?! I haven’t heard anything about it
@riverlady982
@riverlady982 Ай бұрын
​@@Noveler00 I thought that's just usually because they're far enough beneath the crust to dissipate the energy before it reaches the surface? If I'm not wrong getting the crust of the Earth to shake with a 3.0 using a surface explosion that can dissipate into the air is a lot harder.
@patrickproctor3462
@patrickproctor3462 Ай бұрын
​@@Catherine.Dorian. A few days ago. I still can't find if it was a drone, storm shadow missile, hawk missile, or what.
@MacOriginalGamer
@MacOriginalGamer Ай бұрын
"No one will hear Ruzzians scream under water." FUCKIN' A that went *_HARD_* in the PAINT!
@roanv
@roanv Ай бұрын
Murmaider, murmaider!
@nathanzylla4961
@nathanzylla4961 Ай бұрын
"There are no finger prints deep underwater" insert mermader chugs
@kanoeyuuko195
@kanoeyuuko195 Ай бұрын
is this hint to russian submarines?
@Jump-Shack
@Jump-Shack Ай бұрын
Considering what happened on a lot of soviet/russian submarines that quote fits oddly even more well
@MacOriginalGamer
@MacOriginalGamer Ай бұрын
@@nathanzylla4961 "Nothing to tie one to a crime" Gotta love Batmetal! 😁
@BrandonNight93
@BrandonNight93 Ай бұрын
Just left the Oceana Air Show. Was looking at models and said "Shame they don't have Buff" And this guy I didn't know said "No but they have The Kid." And we both in unison "Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me." Missed seeing The Kid fly. Running on around 7 hours of sleep for over 48 hours hit me hard.
@eleklovatka7666
@eleklovatka7666 Ай бұрын
That's the best story I've read this past week. Thanks for the laughs!
@IHateYoutubeHandles615
@IHateYoutubeHandles615 Ай бұрын
We are legion ;)
@jameskelly1680
@jameskelly1680 Ай бұрын
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
@Aabergm
@Aabergm Ай бұрын
Its these human moments....
@roadtrain_
@roadtrain_ Ай бұрын
So ddo you still keep up with him? Sounds like you made a friend.
@trainheartnet5657
@trainheartnet5657 Ай бұрын
Never ceases to amaze me how the bad guys who never play by the rules suddenly want everything to be by the book as soon as it's convenient.
@midnightfantasy21
@midnightfantasy21 Ай бұрын
Welcome to politics
@thisismyyoutubecommentacco6302
@thisismyyoutubecommentacco6302 Ай бұрын
Which is why NO ONE is giving it any credence. The same people who advocate for suicide bombings of synagogue's and hiding behind children as human shields suddenly wants to call foul? Yeah no.
@Justaguyaroslav1234
@Justaguyaroslav1234 Ай бұрын
Lmao true welcome to the world of bs where people support one side but don’t condemn the other side lol
@ClericOfPholtus
@ClericOfPholtus Ай бұрын
Germany being upset about Americans with Shotguns back in WW1 😂
@Qardo
@Qardo Ай бұрын
Well, they come to realize. If they don't cry about it. They will end up not existing. Cause they remember. They are also targets too in war.
@malarkthemad4300
@malarkthemad4300 Ай бұрын
Everyone's a gangster till the pager says "shalom"
@Shintareth
@Shintareth Ай бұрын
😂
@ECB909
@ECB909 Ай бұрын
😂
@bdog4280
@bdog4280 Ай бұрын
from the liver to the knee …
@thatkancolleguy
@thatkancolleguy Ай бұрын
Your organs will be free
@aaroncasey3591
@aaroncasey3591 Ай бұрын
😂
@JacobL228
@JacobL228 Ай бұрын
Again, the walkie-talkies blew up during the funeral for the people who died when the pagers blew up! That's the funniest part!
@saybrowt
@saybrowt Ай бұрын
There's no way. That is legit comedy gold
@Cooldude-ko7ps
@Cooldude-ko7ps Ай бұрын
Mossad said “Observe”
@oldRighty1
@oldRighty1 Ай бұрын
And then when the leaders met in person because their comms are gone, the blew up that meeting. Pure gold.
@AlleluiaElizabeth
@AlleluiaElizabeth Ай бұрын
@@saybrowt Oh, its true.
@saybrowt
@saybrowt Ай бұрын
@@oldRighty1 This just keeps getting better
@shmebulfurdmcglucketthe3rd296
@shmebulfurdmcglucketthe3rd296 Ай бұрын
"Then you will die braver than most" -One of the scariest things in all of Star Wars aka Darth Vader
@stinkyfungus
@stinkyfungus Ай бұрын
Nah... Luke skywalker: "I'M NOT AFRAID" Yoda, menacingly: "You will be... you will be."
@TroaBarton
@TroaBarton Ай бұрын
“Put down your weapon you are surrounded” Vader: “all I’m surrounded by is fear, and dead men”
@kojikimoto
@kojikimoto Ай бұрын
​@@TroaBartonfuckingg love that panel
@krisgamer008
@krisgamer008 Ай бұрын
I frickin loved the reference!
@schmelzwah
@schmelzwah Ай бұрын
@@bert5376 Star Wars Rebels. Season 2 finale.
@gawoodbridge
@gawoodbridge Ай бұрын
"It is my job to factory reset countries!" I can't breath I'm laughing so hard at this one.
@laurin4405
@laurin4405 Ай бұрын
Prob my Favorite Quote today :}
@james111390
@james111390 Ай бұрын
Ya need a buff t-shirt with that quote on it
@kibathemechanic4967
@kibathemechanic4967 Ай бұрын
"Then you will die braver than most." One of the coldest lines from Darth Vader, only one other is on par with it. RIP James Earl Jones
@MadisonAtteberry
@MadisonAtteberry Ай бұрын
I actually love that killer line in Rouge One; "Do not chock on your aspirations, Director Krennic."
@Diego-sg4wm
@Diego-sg4wm Ай бұрын
“Factory reset countries” is crazy Edit: wow, 827 likes in 4 hours is insane. (My poor notifications)
@geekymetalhead5112
@geekymetalhead5112 Ай бұрын
Favorite one was Japan telling russia "I experienced 2 of those suns you asshole!!!" 😂
@TheEDFLegacy
@TheEDFLegacy Ай бұрын
Also not wrong. 😳
@RandomEmergency392
@RandomEmergency392 Ай бұрын
​@TheEDFLegacy I mean, yeah.
@GoonyMclinux
@GoonyMclinux Ай бұрын
One is a factory reset, two is a reformat.
@tusunforgiven
@tusunforgiven Ай бұрын
​@@GoonyMclinux fucking fax's. Merica
@SuperLuigiGamer4
@SuperLuigiGamer4 Ай бұрын
“I have submarines, scuba tanks, and a can-do attitude no one will hear Russian scream underwater” One of the best quotes from Poland
@sowiwiody3681
@sowiwiody3681 Ай бұрын
As for Poland. This flood is bigger than the cathastrophic one in 1997, yet damages are smaller due to better infrastructure and coordination. Yeah, some politicians say or do stupid things, and we could've been better preppered, but it's still a big improvement from the last flood. I don't think there's a country that beats nature itself.
@jacobkern2060
@jacobkern2060 Ай бұрын
Besides maybe the Dutch
@gmradio2436
@gmradio2436 Ай бұрын
Some countries have tried. Mostly the US and the Soviet Union. Yes it involved nuke, because of course it did.
@saybrowt
@saybrowt Ай бұрын
Try the Netherlands
@angel102ify
@angel102ify Ай бұрын
the Dutch would like a quick word.
@brylozketrzyn
@brylozketrzyn Ай бұрын
​@@angel102ifywhen you have half a ton of water raining on each square meter of a large area literally surrounded by mountains it can't end well. No natural retention will hold, an artificial one failed miserably. Cities were saved, but villages and towns experienced severe damages. Unfortunately, hundreds of years of settlements in valleys are not a great idea for today. Many things need to be evaluated again and probably country with an elevation difference less than any of the affected villages can't provide meaningful input.
@archmageofmetal8883
@archmageofmetal8883 Ай бұрын
"You'll die braver than the rest" Metal. As. Fuck.
@josephschnabel1andonly
@josephschnabel1andonly Ай бұрын
Darth Vader
@machinist7230
@machinist7230 Ай бұрын
The kid just keeps getting scarier. 😱
@devinrussell420
@devinrussell420 Ай бұрын
"And we.Will make.Metal. Great.Again!".-Metal Trump (Lars Von Retriever KZbin Channel)
@neoelemental1
@neoelemental1 Ай бұрын
The kid look like he's sniffen cocain lol
@multiumx7896
@multiumx7896 Ай бұрын
Fun fact: During ww2 Poland had only one active submarine named "eagle". It was confiscated and effectively disarmed by the Soviet Union at the start of the war. However thanks to some clever sabotage and some insane bravery it was stolen from the Estonian port by its own crew. This effectively resulted in Estonia losing independence and polish marines becoming absolute menace of the Baltic Sea, and legally speaking, pirates.
@karczameczka
@karczameczka Ай бұрын
We need ask some popular english-speaking channel to cover it. Laserpig did vid about Piorun vs. Bismarck and this story jump up with popularity. And to be honest, Orzeł Submarine is even crazier story, audience would love it.
@davidgoodnow269
@davidgoodnow269 Ай бұрын
Thanks for the history, and I would like to see Drachnifel do that.
@SovereignwindVODs
@SovereignwindVODs Ай бұрын
​@@karczameczkafat electrician might be down for it. He loves a good "gangster" story
@ggmidori2152
@ggmidori2152 Ай бұрын
Maybe a Yarnhub animated video!
@FoxbatSVK
@FoxbatSVK Ай бұрын
@@karczameczka Animarchy History did.
@michaelscott6022
@michaelscott6022 Ай бұрын
"But why doesn't Iran allow their terrorist groups to make and operate their own radios to avoid this?" "Because ham radios aren't _halal."_
@fenixasin
@fenixasin Ай бұрын
...slow clap...
@mattfoltz7752
@mattfoltz7752 Ай бұрын
D'oh😂😂😂
@damoclesecoe7184
@damoclesecoe7184 Ай бұрын
Well played.
@ardantop132na6
@ardantop132na6 Ай бұрын
As a Muslim, well played.
@khaelthas293
@khaelthas293 Ай бұрын
Damn..!
@tatsu8886
@tatsu8886 Ай бұрын
Raptor giving us the "Then you'll die, Braver than the Rest" is a a cold fucking line, I was NOT ready for that lol.
@Aotearas
@Aotearas Ай бұрын
Aaand a second arsenal has gone the way of the Dodo. Just when you think HLC has finally caught up on events they just kablooey another one. Poor man can't catch a break.
@habitual_linecrosser
@habitual_linecrosser Ай бұрын
Lol I'm trying man
@Aotearas
@Aotearas Ай бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosser It's okay man. Who knows, maybe the next headline you can run if Ukraine keeps lighting up arsenals will be "The beacons are lit! Mordor calls for aid"
@andrabook8758
@andrabook8758 Ай бұрын
Bahaha! I was gonna say to check the news today, yes! :P :)
@darthmeta6445
@darthmeta6445 Ай бұрын
@@Aotearas It's always extremely satisfying when reality lines up for a smooth LotR reference...
@Popegrope
@Popegrope Ай бұрын
​@@habitual_linecrossera third one went last night
@srtvr4
@srtvr4 Ай бұрын
"Ohh, mustache guy. 1940s." Fucking 💀
@daftwulli6145
@daftwulli6145 Ай бұрын
I mean as a german I was way more nervous when we delivered the leopard tanks to ukraine, cause they had to roll through poland to get there.
@srtvr4
@srtvr4 Ай бұрын
@@daftwulli6145 pucker factor 1000!
@Marcin-vn4kk
@Marcin-vn4kk Ай бұрын
@@daftwulli6145 I mean as Polish I'd like to notice what kind of cross you have on your tanks and how old it is and where and when it was used....
@angel102ify
@angel102ify Ай бұрын
@@Marcin-vn4kk the Iron Cross was used by the Prussians in the late 1800's so predates mustache guy even if he did use it when he went all genocidal.
@Marcin-vn4kk
@Marcin-vn4kk Ай бұрын
@@angel102ify you wrote like Prussians were positive towards Polish, like no taking independence in cooperation with Russia, no Germanization, no oppression etc. If you bring Prussians and 1800s it would be good to know some more history 😉
@drd675
@drd675 Ай бұрын
Russia also recently justified the Soviet invasion of Poland as an attempt to save Poles and prevent genocide. Germany replied with "Seriously?" and posted pictures of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact where the Nazis and Soviets carved up Eastern Europe
@catschow9166
@catschow9166 Ай бұрын
Welp that was dumb even Germany said that it was completely stupid and showed a picture of both NAZIS AND Soviets TOGETHER. AA20: and this is why I hate my country.
@looseycanon
@looseycanon Ай бұрын
I recall an incident, where Russian communist party came to some party HQ with a gift and offer to cooperate. Don't recall, who the other party was, but they were god level trolls. They hosted the commies and in the meantime had an exquisite replica of Molotov-Ribentropf pact made and gifted it to them with words, "You too are a part of our history". Absolute legends of trolling.
@Director_Orson_Krennic
@Director_Orson_Krennic Ай бұрын
No no, you missed the best part of it. Germany posted the map confirming the split. That had Stalin's actual signature on it to show his approval of that deal.
@drd675
@drd675 Ай бұрын
@@Director_Orson_Krennic Modern Russian nationalists have such weird emotions about Stalin, it amuses me. On one side, a lot of nationalists hate him, because that 'filthy Georgian' carved up and damaged Russia. On the other, he is a somewhat popular figurehead for leading the resistance in the Great Patriotic War.
@drd675
@drd675 Ай бұрын
@@Director_Orson_Krennic I always chuckle at Russian (I tried to use the word, but youtube didn't like, but a word used for right groups obsessed with their nation) censored word and their view of Stalin. On one hand, he was a Georgian that damaged Russia(in their minds) and on the other the hero that led through the Great patriotic War. His legacy is so mixed to them.
@celticknight221
@celticknight221 Ай бұрын
I can see that as a shirt: a picture of the Buff, and the words “Time for factory reset”
@ticijevish
@ticijevish Ай бұрын
It's high time Uncle Sam named a military intervention "Operation Factory Reset".
@sethb3090
@sethb3090 Ай бұрын
Add an icon of a power button that's been crossed with a sun
@BOFH_
@BOFH_ Ай бұрын
@@sethb3090 Turn the power button icon upside down and you get a mushroom cloud.
@gavinaspenson2373
@gavinaspenson2373 Ай бұрын
The irony of Iran complaining about innocent people in the line of fire, when they fund people who explicitly put innocent people in the line of fire baffles me.
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible Ай бұрын
They only care about _their_ innocent people, not the other side's innocent people, and even then only to the extent that their innocent people are conveniently available as unaware repurposed human shields. "How dare you attack our meatshields! We need those to protect us against attack!"
@jloiben12
@jloiben12 Ай бұрын
@@gavinaspenson2373 Iran: How dare you attack my forces and harm innocent people. Sane people: Why are your terrorists around innocent people?
@AkbarZeb-p6f
@AkbarZeb-p6f Ай бұрын
That's because muslims have been pretending to be victims for 1400 years - all the way back to muhammad himself. It would be great if the west would unfuck itself & pay attention to the MOST GENOCIDAL IDEOLOGY IN HISTORY THAT'S KILLED 670 MILLION PEOPLE! But no, apparently that's too much to ask...
@jjmartin6422
@jjmartin6422 Ай бұрын
@gavinaspenson2373 Islam allows and encourages double standards to favor muslims over infidels. There is a set of rules for muslims dealing with muslims, and different set of rules for muslims dealing with infidels.
@jloiben12
@jloiben12 Ай бұрын
@@jjmartin6422 That’s the case with all Abrahamic religions
@prestontucker6171
@prestontucker6171 Ай бұрын
Ya know whats funny?! I never thought about Poland or Polish people before subscribing to HLC...but now, I actually kind of LOVE them, and thats purely because of how HLC writes and voices this character. If I met someone from Poland today, I would probably greet them more warmly than some other random on the street just because HLC made me think they are so awesome and fierce. Great work HLC!
@henrycarlson7514
@henrycarlson7514 Ай бұрын
a long time ago I worked with a guy from Poland , He knew more Polish jokes than body else I know
@RaggedAssRobin
@RaggedAssRobin Ай бұрын
A Polish friend of mine went home for the summer, I bumped into him on the corner and when I asked him how his trip had been, he just shook his head and said 'very much vodka' He also literally giggled when I asked him what Kurwa meant. He's a darling, but I would absolutely not want to be the person that pisses him off.
@jasonstearns1044
@jasonstearns1044 Ай бұрын
Poles are actually pretty good and cool people.
@prestontucker6171
@prestontucker6171 Ай бұрын
@@jasonstearns1044 Oh, I don't doubt it! I'm just in the Southwest of the U.S. and don't get a lot of exposure to Europeans.
@jasonstearns1044
@jasonstearns1044 Ай бұрын
@prestontucker6171 I'm in Texas,myself...but have been all around the world. Have met people and made friends from other lands here in the U.S. and abroad.
@jeffreyallen2778
@jeffreyallen2778 Ай бұрын
Nothing instantly changes a mood like sitting down after mowing the yard, sweating your ass off, turning on college football, a cold beer, and then wham. HLC video drop. Perfect day.
@marxel4444
@marxel4444 Ай бұрын
Another video to enjoy! What a fine saturday!
@RealBelisariusCawl
@RealBelisariusCawl Ай бұрын
“I am not afraid of you and the west!” In honour of James Earl Jones, I must make a Star Wars reference. “You will be. You. Will. Be.”
@RandomEmergency392
@RandomEmergency392 Ай бұрын
WOOO NEW HLC VIDEO Edit: Honestly, HLC is a great channel. We should get him to 1m.
@RandomEmergency392
@RandomEmergency392 Ай бұрын
Also, "factory reset countries" is hilariously funny.
@habitual_linecrosser
@habitual_linecrosser Ай бұрын
I'd love that someday
@RandomEmergency392
@RandomEmergency392 Ай бұрын
​@@habitual_linecrosser I will be there when it happens. :)
@sethb3090
@sethb3090 Ай бұрын
Can't, I can only sub once
@StephenAngelico
@StephenAngelico Ай бұрын
​@@habitual_linecrosserhang on, you'd love to get to 1m, or you'd love to factory reset a country?😂
@j22mattones
@j22mattones Ай бұрын
Brings that old pager commercial where the guy is sitting on it as it buzzes and he calls the person to, "Beep me again", to new light. LMAO
@dukoth6552
@dukoth6552 Ай бұрын
don't think I've ever caught a video this early before, still got that new video smell and plastic peel off covers
@RandomEmergency392
@RandomEmergency392 Ай бұрын
Pretty funny comment, ngl.
@OldbonesxD
@OldbonesxD Ай бұрын
Hlc! I'm enlisting into the army sir. Spoke with recruiters yesterday 💯
@henrycarlson7514
@henrycarlson7514 Ай бұрын
Thank You . Please Stay AWAKE
@MarcosElMalo2
@MarcosElMalo2 Ай бұрын
Best of luck! Keep your nose clean and your old bone in your pocket where it belongs.
@elitely6748
@elitely6748 Ай бұрын
"Then you'll die braver than the rest". PERFECTION! Someone get the Raptor his action movie intercept NOW, that rhyme was way too good!
@whirledpeaz5758
@whirledpeaz5758 Ай бұрын
Hear's 'Convoy' playing in the background. "Break one nine. This here's the Rubbeer Duck. You got a copy on me Pig Pen, C'mon."
@ShadowFoxSF
@ShadowFoxSF Ай бұрын
dangit now I need to listen to that again :)
@whirledpeaz5758
@whirledpeaz5758 Ай бұрын
@@ShadowFoxSF 10-4 good buddy. Loop it for a few hours.
@dallastaylor5479
@dallastaylor5479 Ай бұрын
These never get old. 😂😂😂
@t-rexm2991
@t-rexm2991 Ай бұрын
HLC YOU NEARLY KILLED ME WITH THE "Japan thought it was an atomic bomb" I was literally aching from weazing!
@jasongarfitt1147
@jasongarfitt1147 Ай бұрын
I mean, did you see the mushroom cloud it left?
@forumkitty
@forumkitty Ай бұрын
Me too. Me too.
@SpaceCase132
@SpaceCase132 Ай бұрын
@@jasongarfitt1147 Couple that with the fact that it registered a 3.2 on the Richter scale, and it’s no wonder that at least one country considered the possibility of an atomic explosion.
@Sorain1
@Sorain1 Ай бұрын
Yeah, this is why radiation meters watch the entire planet at all times. Everyone wants that near instant 'That was not Atomic' to calm people down. It's to the point particle collider activation times are internationally distributed, and entirely needed.
@timmyh13
@timmyh13 Ай бұрын
Some truly classic lines there… I was laughing so hard my friends became concerned!!! Well done HLC…
@chriskelso723
@chriskelso723 Ай бұрын
I love hearing someone deliver news as an American instead of as a politician. ❤❤❤
@crisespinoza1979
@crisespinoza1979 Ай бұрын
"No one will hear the Russians scream underwater". That's cuz no one will give a crap enough to listen. Love this chit! 😂
@Matwho
@Matwho Ай бұрын
Buff is the comedian that all the colleges were afraid of
@mistermonkey5842
@mistermonkey5842 Ай бұрын
And here I am having the darkest of CW McCall fantasies. You're listen to KBOOM, the biggest hits, the bangers that are smashing up the charts.
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible Ай бұрын
"You're listening to KBEWM, coming atcha hotter than the sun with 1.21 jiggawatts of power!"
@lukecoomer9349
@lukecoomer9349 Ай бұрын
I can hear the voice as I read this...
@Purg777
@Purg777 Ай бұрын
Is it bad my first thought was, "Welp, he's probably gonna have to change the line about the Jimmy hauling hogs or he's getting cancelled for this one"
@IHateYoutubeHandles615
@IHateYoutubeHandles615 Ай бұрын
We got us a BOOM-voy.
@IHateYoutubeHandles615
@IHateYoutubeHandles615 Ай бұрын
Yeah, Rubber Duck to Sod Buster C'mon there Yeah, Ten-Four Sod Buster Listen, you wanna put that microbus In behind that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite And he needs all the help he can get
@Im-Not-a-Dog
@Im-Not-a-Dog Ай бұрын
When your terror organization can be derailed by a Circuit City, its time to go back to the drawing board.
@Joshua-gt7pz
@Joshua-gt7pz Ай бұрын
*WHEEZE* 😂
@falseprophet141
@falseprophet141 Ай бұрын
Dude, fukin' callback to the 90s
@sethb3090
@sethb3090 Ай бұрын
Honestly though don't underestimate circuit city
@MarcosElMalo2
@MarcosElMalo2 Ай бұрын
Chinese pagers and radios (and pretty much all cheap electronics) are made from standardized off the shelf components for the past twenty years. The pager manufacturer buys the circuit boards, the buttons, the LEDs, the radios, and stuffs them into their plastic case that they designed and had someone else manufacture (or they buy a standard design case). So an intelligence agency buys a shit ton of these standardized circuit boards used in everything and they add some mosfets and a processor the size of a grain of rice. You can do all sorts of things with mosfets and tiny tiny CPUs, even better when they’re connected to standard radios. And if you want to be nasty, you make your own circuit boards with a substrate of explosives, copying the layout of the bog standard circuit boards. Then you sit back and wait for your favorite terrorist organization to put a contract out for bid (or you advertise in trade mags like Jihad Monthly). They need communication devices, you supply them (or supply their suppliers) with communication devices.
@JohnDavis-o2l
@JohnDavis-o2l Ай бұрын
HLC is like Sam O’ Nell. More reliable than the news, funny azfuq, and you’re always ready to throw a party and crank the hog when he uploads! THANKYOU HLC!
@ScotLand-z1c
@ScotLand-z1c Ай бұрын
HLC another GREAT video. Buff will live forever, Factory resetting countries. Absolutely love it. Buff, The Kid, F-18, and AC-130 (although not featured much) are my favorite voices of the planes! Never change HLC!!!
@whiteshadow_001
@whiteshadow_001 Ай бұрын
Totally love your material… as soon as I see a new one drop I’m onto it
@Eeve3_Lord
@Eeve3_Lord Ай бұрын
A Darth Vader quote? I wasnt expecting that HLC
@andrewfinch7312
@andrewfinch7312 Ай бұрын
From “Rebels” no less
@Eos_Galvus
@Eos_Galvus Ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure Franklin is just a furry member of the Air Force now... Look if it keeps The Kid happy. Happy enough. Also not gonna lie Poland's line to Russia went HARD. I can respect that feral little gremlin, he knows how to handle himself. Very proud of Poland.
@tracychesnutt3660
@tracychesnutt3660 Ай бұрын
As a daughter of a of an intelligent father who worked on Buffs, I thank you for the awesome way you portray him. Love you and keep up the good work! We all need humor in a world going down in flames.
@outcastmoth78kaminski4
@outcastmoth78kaminski4 Ай бұрын
😂 Jesus Rotary Christ Grandpa Buff... the WHAM broke me.
@AntalopeAUT
@AntalopeAUT Ай бұрын
Jesus Rotary Christ is so metal, it needs its own page in the big book of sayings (TM)
@unclegriff7786
@unclegriff7786 Ай бұрын
I've laughed at most, but this one has me in stitches. Getting tears in my eyes laughing. Bravo good sir! 👏🏾
@Judokasting
@Judokasting Ай бұрын
I will admit with all the shit going on internationally and domestically, the funniest thing to happen WAS Poland's Prime Minister giving that news conference and saying not to panic if people saw German soldiers. I mean funny but also not, just compared to everything else, hilarious.
@HubiKoshi
@HubiKoshi Ай бұрын
Small correction, it was the Prime Minister. And yeah I got a chuckle out of that XD
@Judokasting
@Judokasting Ай бұрын
@@HubiKoshi Ahhh right good catch. Should have looked it up before posting.
@Sorain1
@Sorain1 Ай бұрын
Comedy = Tragedy + Time. So yeah, it's pretty high on the funny things list.
@MJ-kc8iz
@MJ-kc8iz Ай бұрын
I love an HLC video with so many favs, Grandpa Buff, the Kid, Poland being especially polish (keep being awesome Poland!). We do need to buy Japan a beer though and give him a chance to destress a little. 🍺
@thizzmonkey7846
@thizzmonkey7846 Ай бұрын
2:45 gotta love HLC he gives you world events pretty raw and uncut. And there is almost always jokes behind it.
@AnnieE2013
@AnnieE2013 Ай бұрын
I've spent all day with a 16 month old and I needed this laugh. Thank you, HLC!
@manjisaipoe517
@manjisaipoe517 Ай бұрын
Pagers go pop, radios go pop, suddenly, Iranian trained combatants start side eyeing every pen, pencil and envelope while sweating!😂
@battie893
@battie893 Ай бұрын
Killing it with the shorts man, keep up the fantastic work
@pepepepert
@pepepepert Ай бұрын
I hope the pagers and radios were playing Shaggy when they went off. "Simply Bombastic" boom
@HighDiver5555
@HighDiver5555 Ай бұрын
Having done opfor against US Special Forces, it’s fun and games until they turn the lights out before they raid your building. That’s when all the fear kicks in.
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible Ай бұрын
The lights go out, there's an eerie silence as everything winds down, and then the horror show begins. Not even gunfire, just muffled screams...
@2Amend4Life
@2Amend4Life Ай бұрын
Operation “Grim Beeper” and “One Way Radio to Hell”.
@sayjay198080
@sayjay198080 Ай бұрын
Buff just needs to turn everything into Ford Glass Factory East over there if they wanna FAFO.
@redgeneral5792
@redgeneral5792 Ай бұрын
Didn't have German troops peacefully entering Poland on my bingo card, but here we are.
@HankyInTheTanky
@HankyInTheTanky Ай бұрын
I knew there was more of a reason I like you besides your content, you point out the facts of war, the whole Israel Gaza situation all I see is people crying about the Palestinian civilians being killed, yes it sucks, should it stop yes, but it won’t till Gaza is either free of Hamas, or Hamas has had enough and calls it quits and surrenders
@hungrymusicwolf
@hungrymusicwolf Ай бұрын
That second one will likely never happen. Islamic countries have been on this shit for over a thousand years, it's not going to stop today. They are great in some aspect, but when it comes to war and politics I am no fan of islam.
@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk Ай бұрын
I'm going to specify, for you- Terrorists in Islamic countries are the ones who've been pulling this. I don't know why Iran is supporting Hezbollah and HAMAS now, but that appears to be fairly new. ​@@hungrymusicwolf
@hungrymusicwolf
@hungrymusicwolf Ай бұрын
@@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk Yes, it is terrorists in islamic countries, but this particular form / style of war is far older practice in their countries. Eg. Nizari Isma'ilism's order of assassins (there's a wikipedia page for that). This isn't just a terrorist problem, it's a practice of war. It's also been proven effective for them so it's not going to be changing. We either defeat the strategy or they'll keep doing it.
@mike-bq7sn
@mike-bq7sn Ай бұрын
well said
@chriskyng2509
@chriskyng2509 Ай бұрын
When it was Russia v Ukraine and Russian civilians died he had to stop mid video to say he didn't condone and had major issue with the innocents deaths. Think it was cause they were more deserving of life than the Palistinians or maybe they're just a little too brown? Can't find a reason everyone is OKAY with these deaths and not those
@hamonuryams6388
@hamonuryams6388 Ай бұрын
Idk if it wouldve been fitting enough but i think you missed an opportunity moment to do a kursk submarine joke here 2:08 😂
@TheRedFortune
@TheRedFortune Ай бұрын
CAN I GET A "I'D INTERCEPT ME."!?
@renedereus1877
@renedereus1877 Ай бұрын
Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me.
@BDESal
@BDESal Ай бұрын
Would you intercept me….
@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma
@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma Ай бұрын
@@BDESal Well, I'd intercept you. 😳If it's okay with you...
@BDESal
@BDESal Ай бұрын
@@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma uwu
@Pazuzu6
@Pazuzu6 Ай бұрын
The Buff is on FIRE!!! Fuck I love that guy. The Kid too... and Florida.
@AdamosDad
@AdamosDad Ай бұрын
Looks like Mossad was able to unload a bunch of faulty surplus electronics from the 90's.
@Da40kOrks
@Da40kOrks Ай бұрын
"Then you'll die, braver than most." - Darth Vader
@Smith559
@Smith559 Ай бұрын
From their Livers to Their Knees Hezzbolah will never replicate
@sgtramrod4659
@sgtramrod4659 Ай бұрын
Your videos always put a smile on my face. "You'll die braver than the rest" 😂
@snowoffstream5823
@snowoffstream5823 Ай бұрын
"I have submarines, scuba tanks, and a can do attitude. No one will hear Russian scream underwater." - Poland This is my new Discord status. Thank you so much for this goldmine of a line.
@kaysocles
@kaysocles Ай бұрын
Dude, you outdone yourself this time! Grandpa buff jockes ....
@PigeonofTheFrogs
@PigeonofTheFrogs Ай бұрын
oh boy, another HLC video! Today is a good day.
@riverraven7359
@riverraven7359 Ай бұрын
Poor Poland. There's always something. Best wishes friends.
@agaw225
@agaw225 Ай бұрын
Yeah, we never get bored... and... thank you
@WolfX1120
@WolfX1120 Ай бұрын
Buff, don't give the Raccoons anymore reasons, Humans have already given the raccoon species enough reasons to blow smoke as it is.
@lorynzokroft7607
@lorynzokroft7607 Ай бұрын
Hahahahaha "no one will hear Russians screaming underwater" that is gold😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ethangilmore2196
@ethangilmore2196 Ай бұрын
Why do I feel like if the kid ever got to actually intercept someone he would laugh like the predator from the first movie before he blew up?
@celestedestiny
@celestedestiny Ай бұрын
“I’m not afraid of the west” “ then you’ll die braver than the rest.” 💀💀💀 That line went so hard!!! Love it!
@MrOtakuNE
@MrOtakuNE Ай бұрын
Outstanding as always
@jokiejoker2011
@jokiejoker2011 Ай бұрын
Poland is putting of some main character energy
@dualtronix4438
@dualtronix4438 Ай бұрын
"It was just a small warehouse" My brother in Christ, the explosion was seen from space and registered as a 3.0M earthquake in a station in Estonia
@mistystricklin3450
@mistystricklin3450 Ай бұрын
I had the same reaction to Poland...I seriously love that guy!!! ❤️
@Fierymedic2015
@Fierymedic2015 Ай бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this! I love the effort they turned the pagers and radios in to Samsung galaxy phones
@RandomEmergency392
@RandomEmergency392 Ай бұрын
Nah, they're turning them into Samsung Note 7s.
@GuukanKitsune
@GuukanKitsune Ай бұрын
Sick co-opt of a quote from Darth Vader. "I am not afraid of you!" DV: "Then you will die braver than most."
@strayed1615
@strayed1615 Ай бұрын
At this point I am just waiting for Grandpa BUFF to start throwing out Renegade Shepard lines hahaha
@McGregor2688
@McGregor2688 Ай бұрын
"Then you'll die braver than the rest" ..... That went hard!!!
@funrun07haan50
@funrun07haan50 Ай бұрын
Love the vids and the amount that got released thisweek
@gardraulin4746
@gardraulin4746 Ай бұрын
Ngl, I actively run Darth Vader quotes through my head on a daily. That line was cold af.
@miceltusav88
@miceltusav88 Ай бұрын
"Innocent people got hurt in that terrorist attack" oh... like what happened with the twin towers, or the terrorist attacks in Isreal by Iraq and Iran?
@pewpewpandas9203
@pewpewpandas9203 Ай бұрын
Yes. And if you recognize that this atrocity is the same as those, you should recognize that Israel is the bad guy in this situation. The solution to the holocaust wasn't to start holocausting germans. The solution to terrorism is not more terrorism.
@Justaguyaroslav1234
@Justaguyaroslav1234 Ай бұрын
Pro Palestines fail to ever condemn Iran or any other country’s because they “ support Palestine “ or they say 9/11 is fake as an example
@chriskyng2509
@chriskyng2509 Ай бұрын
Great let's keep it going so more and more dir right? Great attitude dhikhead.
@davidgoodnow269
@davidgoodnow269 Ай бұрын
Not to mention all of the terrorism IN LEBANON committed by Hezbollah! Everyone outside Lebanon forgets, Hezbollah AREN'T LEBANESE! It rules territory by _FEAR,_ and why does that fear happen? _FUCKIN DUH,_ Hezbollah are _terrorists!_
@stephenlawrence7776
@stephenlawrence7776 Ай бұрын
Best thing about this is my son and I started playing the video practically simultaneously and then looked at each other and busted out laughing.
@wyattcoomer3840
@wyattcoomer3840 Ай бұрын
My Histoey teacher was talking about how cool this was. Some one said that people dying wasn't cool, and he said that the terrorist's weren't real people.
@horrorfan117
@horrorfan117 Ай бұрын
Israelis aren't real people. Cool info to know.
@leoflores-tapia415
@leoflores-tapia415 Ай бұрын
HCL making world events into better stuff than what hollywood's throwing out with naught but a filter, voice acting, and sheer awesomeness. Keep up the work you legend!!
@The_Ramblers.
@The_Ramblers. Ай бұрын
Have a blessed day everyone
@Ange1ofD4rkness
@Ange1ofD4rkness Ай бұрын
Breaker 1 9 ... I lost it, that was perfection by the Buff!
@gladiusgamer9324
@gladiusgamer9324 Ай бұрын
The Kid and Grandpa Buff, my 2 favorites.
@BrooklynRedneck
@BrooklynRedneck Ай бұрын
HLC dropping the second i started my lunch break on this cursed, god forsaken shift at work just saved my day
@johnathonclayton6964
@johnathonclayton6964 Ай бұрын
Iran: "Do you not have a heart?" BUFF: "Sure, I do. It's run by the liquified bones of dinosaurs"
@Phoenixgemgaming
@Phoenixgemgaming Ай бұрын
Grampa buff has no chill
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible Ай бұрын
Grandpa Buff wasn't built with chill as a design parameter. He is the Giant Reset Button In The Sky, delivering portable sunshine on demand.
@SuperAaron55555
@SuperAaron55555 Ай бұрын
This has got to be the best secret operation and psyop in history.
@navandozer
@navandozer Ай бұрын
Poland is basically an honorary US state at this point. They bought so much of our killin gear to basically be considered one of us.
@joshp5563
@joshp5563 Ай бұрын
Little European Texas
the Kid gives the smoke
8:54
Habitual Linecrosser
Рет қаралды 424 М.
Buff In the Matrix
8:51
Habitual Linecrosser
Рет қаралды 308 М.
Кто круче, как думаешь?
00:44
МЯТНАЯ ФАНТА
Рет қаралды 1,8 МЛН
2 MAGIC SECRETS @denismagicshow @roman_magic
00:32
MasomkaMagic
Рет қаралды 33 МЛН
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 🙈⚽️
00:46
Celine Dept
Рет қаралды 81 МЛН
The Aggressive F35
8:23
Habitual Linecrosser
Рет қаралды 340 М.
She Thought It Was Over
8:15
Daily Dose Of Internet
Рет қаралды 2,4 МЛН
S H A D I L A Y (EXTENDED)
14:12
Labdominals
Рет қаралды 32 М.
Experimental weapons
4:03
Habitual Linecrosser
Рет қаралды 501 М.
the kid is on tinder
3:42
Habitual Linecrosser
Рет қаралды 330 М.
This Prop Hunt Video Looks Different
27:38
SMii7Y
Рет қаралды 760 М.
would you glass me?
4:01
Habitual Linecrosser
Рет қаралды 560 М.
Whale Talk
8:44
Habitual Linecrosser
Рет қаралды 329 М.
Don't give the kid energy drinks
9:03
Habitual Linecrosser
Рет қаралды 336 М.
America's new Hypersonic
5:05
Habitual Linecrosser
Рет қаралды 681 М.
Кто круче, как думаешь?
00:44
МЯТНАЯ ФАНТА
Рет қаралды 1,8 МЛН