Breaking: Biden Wins Arizona! Cyber Ninjas Audit Ends In Crushing Humiliation For GOP

[@cowtownokla]

Can we get an audit on the 2016 presidential election?

[@resikchanel843]

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[@JanKoci]

"We won on a level you wouldn't believe!" "It was a negative win, a first in history!"

[@nunyabusiness1406]

👍

[@jamil2447]

Orange guy's first BIG loss was when his mob failed to hang the VP.

[@johnnytorbett9883]

Trump won and will be back soon so sit and wait.youll see.....

[@JWrenison]

@@johnnytorbett9883 Been waiting since January, dipstick

[@jamil2447]

@@johnnytorbett9883 HA HAA HA HAAAA. Stop it, JT, you're too hilarious 😃

[@ThomasNeal]

I love how they actually stopped using 45’s name 😂

[@MD-vs9ff]

It's been a while since Steve stopped. They've been asterisking it out in text too.

[@mix3k818]

​@The Stammering Dunce That and the fact that mentioning him kept strengthening his position and arguably was the main reason Trump won the GOP primaries - he said one scandalous thing after another and made the majority of news stations talk about nothing but him, effectively stealing the attention from all the other candidates.

[@jet7865]

"We won at a level we wouldn’t believe” you got that right 😂

[@Deather-x4v]

I'm 26 from Arizona and we didn't want Biden. Lol 😂😂😂 y'all looking crazy af man ....leave if you can , save face 👀

[@ryanbeck7166]

@@Deather-x4v Well, the majority of Arizona voters, disagree with you.

[@l-_-sage-_-l]

Somehow Biden won, equalling more votes than registered voters! Makes sense, buddy. Also, it hasn't been proven either way if you have the facts & not just what moron talk show hosts tell you you wouldn't have commented.

[@jet7865]

@@Deather-x4v oh really! Congratulations , because Biden is my president and yours, if you don’t like , move, we won’t come looking for you 😂

[@tyrapp262]

@@Deather-x4v Arizona wanted Biden because he had more votes than Trump. Ninja Turtle Fraudit even confirmed it.

[@desibrown9303]

A great ending line... "They're all as smart as a bag of door knobs". Love it!

[@resikchanel843]

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[@ccccarriemchardy9216]

The cult leader needs to be held responsible for once in his life, come on DOJ!.

[@arcturionblade1077]

SDNY is working on it, so's the Attorney General over in Georgia.

[@TheEvolver311]

It's a problem that people teather this stuff to "the cult leader" the GOP has been the party of the ethics of Timothy McVeigh and the ideology of the Turner Diaries for decades. Brainwashing isn't a actual thing Trump couldn't convince these people of something they didn't already have a willingness to accept.

[@ccccarriemchardy9216]

@@TheEvolver311 You are right but by holding the head accountable (like others) makes the difference. It's a game of checks and balances. You do bad, you get punished.

[@resikchanel843]

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[@manueldaniel108]

Yes jail time for traitor trump orgainsation

[@dianelipson5420]

When something is SO darn funny, you wake the house up at 4am to watch it, and nobody is pissed, because they’re all laughing too hard. This is the comedy we need to keep from going nuts in this world. Thanks man.

[@jabehauber]

"He is basically shoving the bishop up his butt and yelling, 'Yahtzee'!" Dead.

[@sallieanngillen5874]

Hahahahaha hahahahaha!!

[@MTMF.london]

Jeez, stop it!! I can't un-see that image in my mind. lol

[@Ash-ow5yc]

I cannot believe I’m stuck in the dumbest timeline where this is STILL a major newsworthy headline 9 months later. How can I switch to a smarter timeline. Please.

[@Kimberly-dt4ko]

You would need a time machine and the date of TFG's death. Make sure you land before the day of the funeral. Don't want to miss out on the first modern day funeral for a former president where not one person who held the office shows up.

[@ichirogutierrez4014]

Hahaha. I am in Japan and I started to believe in the "multiverse" when Trump won. I realized I am in the wrong dimension where humanity is getting dumber...

[@arcturionblade1077]

Blame Kang the Conqueror and the Time Variance Authority.

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

Other time lines don't want this one anywhere near them. SO you're stuck. Sorry.

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

@@ichirogutierrez4014 remember zippy the pinhead ? It's that kind of a bizzaro world.

[@mikeoxbig9392]

“Crushing Humiliation For GOP” The most beautiful words in the English language.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Also the most obvious phrase.

[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

It would be a beautiful phrase if the GOP was capable of feeling humiliated.

[@september29ification]

Did you pay attention at all? Did you watch the entire 3 hour presentation, you didn't, if you did you would know that you don't know.

[@Skrillex1212]

@Zach Ball wow, that was fast. So just to clarify.. There were mysterious extra votes for trump that didnt hold up and Biden really won, but Biden pulled out of the middle east poorly? If you want to play that, then what about syria? Honestly.

[@TheLegendofphantom]

@Zach Ball WHAT???? You mean ALL politicians are awful people who don't gaf about the lives of other human beings?? But, but, but the TV said the ones using my favorite color are the "good guys" Why, my whole world is shattering right now 😱 [Sarcasm Off] Yes. 95% of politicians are trash human beings who's only concern is putting money in their own pockets. If you think one group is on your side, you're being taken for a fool.

[@dmercury292]

I’ve never seen a former POTUS lose the same election so many times.

[@Kinseliplier]

He never really lost. They just lied about it.

[@travis8947]

@@Kinseliplier who lied, meth mouth?

[@J.5.M.]

@@Kinseliplier Yeah you're right. And at the end of every rainbow is a leprechaun and pot of gold

[@dmercury292]

@@Kinseliplier, who’s “they?” The majority of Americans?

[@serpico1616]

@@Kinseliplier

[@javiernoriega7668]

"Life is stranger than fiction" is an absolute understatement after watching the news and what goes on in the world on a daily basis.

[@notfound5310]

what them focusing on some murder for 2 weeks instead of the riots and protests around the world against the mandates. nah keep on lapping it up.

[@jamesl5302]

@@notfound5310 well if more than 5 or 10 people showed up for these protests then people might pay more attention to them.

[@bensonhildebrand5956]

Maybe the Paper carrying sheep should go to Australia.

[@skinnie2838]

Hey look, more propaganda from the leftist shill Stephen Colbert. In regards to the Arizona audit. The mainstream media is trying to spin this as 'Biden won by a wider margin' and leftists all across social media are hailing this is a victory. This goes to show how dumb these people are. There is a difference, between an AUDIT, and a RECOUNT. The Arizona AUDIT showed that there were 50 THOUSAND suspicious ballots, JUST IN MARICOPA COUNTY, that still have not been analyzed yet. Once that happens we will know who really won Arizona. 50k sus ballots, now we just need a LEADER in Arizona to figure out what really happened with those SPECIFIC BALLOTS. Also around 390k ballots didnt even have the correct social security numbers attached. Brilliant. But yeah lets not have voter ID, all that would do, apparently, is force racism on people and totally not help to shore up our voting system so we could get an accurate count. Thats 50 thousand (390K without matching SSN#'s), at least, just in Maricopa county. Wonder how many suspicious ballots we had in the whole country?

[@jamesl5302]

@@skinnie2838 you do realize Cyber Ninjas had to make a statement proving that claim did not come from them, right? Did you bother to do any research before posting this?

[@jessetorres8738]

1 of my personal favorite things that came from the voting ballots in Arizona, Georgia, and a couple of other states is that many Republican voters did vote for the Republican Congressmen and Senators on the ballots, but they didn't vote for Trump himself, which is most likely what cost Trump the election.

[@resikchanel843]

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[@jamil2447]

And the MAGA mob's attempt to take over California went down in flames!!! Bigly.

[@bokani79]

“Real estate agent who wouldn’t tell you someone died in the house because she is the killer” I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaimicottrill2831]

Well, at least we know who your killer is! 😂

[@capstonepropertyadvisors8658]

I lost it at that. I wonder how he comes up with those lines. She does look like a real estate agent who deceives potential buyers.

[@nichaalmeida983]

@@capstonepropertyadvisors8658 he doesn't. He's got writers to help him out, just like all the other late night hosts do.

[@Mo-oz6ed]

I piss on myself from laughter

[@kimberlygiacometti6041]

THAT MADE NO SENSE.

[@jonb914]

"So if everyone else was jumping off a cliff would you do it?" "No! I would jump off the cliff if everyone else told me not to!" -Breitbart guy

[@resikchanel843]

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[@jeffsanders1609]

The media doesn’t want you to actually read the report and instead just drink their lies The audit found “57,000 ballots with significant issues.” That’s more than Trump lost by. By a lot. Yet they couldn’t accurately say wether these ballots were illegal or not because the Dominion and the Maricopa County election board refused subpoenas and refused to cooperate in any way. Why? Why hide something if you have nothing to hide? That’s the truth of the audit

[@thomashiggins9320]

@@jeffsanders1609 Holy crap! You are so mired in delusion, you can't even tell how delusional you are! (See, I can cut and paste, too, fool....)

[@jeffsanders1609]

@@thomashiggins9320 why did Dominion and the Maricopa County Election Board refuse to cooperate? Why not prove the election was fair and legal if it was? Why hide something if they had nothing to hide? That’s the story of the audit

[@jeffsanders1609]

@@thomashiggins9320 and yea I am spreading the truth in defiance of the media’s lies. Thank you for noticing

[@sealyoness]

I so want to congratulate Stephen's writers. They excelled with this monologue. My tummy hurts from laughing.

[@martayking8694]

Yes we remember when the shows like Johnny had more class than this idiot , because he pushes his political views

[@pnoyxxxbandido]

No way they’re better than SNL

[@pnoyxxxbandido]

@Yuppy Guppy all of mainstream shows are propaganda. You didn’t get my humor

[@ilovecops5499]

LOL! DOE SYOUE BRAIN HURT FROM NOT WORKING?

[@pnoyxxxbandido]

@Yuppy Guppy we all do

[@dafttool]

*The Tyrannical Toddler got thoroughly spanked,* *History anointing him America’s lowest ranked.* *Now he’s been given an extended timeout,* *To ponder what he did wrong, and to pout.*

[@hmq9052]

Er, no. He's telling everyone he won.

[@dafttool]

@@hmq9052 *Delusional Donnie is in utter denial* *Not getting how deeply he’s reviled,* *An egomaniacal narcissistic sociopath,* *Oblivious to facts in the election’s aftermath.*

[@couragekarnga8735]

But he likes getting spanked!

[@IMSiegfried]

@@dafttool kudos

[@dafttool]

@@couragekarnga8735 correct ✅ *Raw Dawg Spanky had a secret tryst,* *With an infant son ensconced at home.* *Just add another name to a long list,* *Of times a scoundrel lied to bury his bone*

[@PJServo]

Ah yes Trump still loses Arizona even with that Audit. You just know that somewhere from up above that John McCain is smiling & laughing his head off. ;)

[@cathieludemann5879]

Not only did he STILL lose, but he lost by more votes than originally thought! 😁

[@resikchanel843]

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[@Churro_Flaminguez]

If Trump and his cronies/enablers were more competent, American democracy might be in tatters right now. They are so petty, power-hungry, incompetent and cowardly that they couldn't even own their failed insurrection all the way. Jan. 6 was really Antifa and the FBI, see. Trumpanzees are literally the bottom of the barrel of human civilization after criminals and sociopaths.

[@billycloudy9078]

@@cathieludemann5879 Yeah the same thing happened here in Wisconsin when they did a recount in Dane and Milwaukee counties and turns out that Biden got another 143 votes that they miss placed somewhere and Donny boy lost 91 or something… or maybe he gained it I don’t remember it’s just all really silly!!

[@cathieludemann5879]

@@billycloudy9078 Yes, it is rather silly. Except that the audits cost a lot of money and take people away from their regular jobs. Maybe that's the point? Distract people from their jobs and waste money of the cities and states. Make governing more difficult. Donnie must love it. 😝 ☹️

[@Dayandcounting]

Cyber Ninjas only had 1 employee the CEO until 2020, no known customers base either.

[@couragekarnga8735]

It sounds like a bad superhero movie.

[@okkietrooy6841]

And now earning a lot of money for a bad job. But getting several new projects. Is this capitalism? You get riche If you do a bad job?

[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

It could also be that you just couldn't see them.

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

@@okkietrooy6841 good enough for gommint work.

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5PXdmZsrceAhrM

[@bennyboy7670]

“We know they are lying, they know they are lying, they know we know they are lying, we know they know we know they are lying, but they are still lying.”

[@geared4war]

"..pinched out a column" deserves another gruddamn Emmy.

[@ross-carlson]

Yeah, I caught that too - EPIC. Doctor: I see you're dying of Covid, are you vaccinated? Republican: Fuck no, I'm OWNING THOSE LIBTAR..... Doctor: Sir? Doctor: Sir are you dead? Doctor: Who was he owning again, oh well call the morgue...

[@resikchanel843]

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[@malavoy1]

Sounds like he needs more Metamucil. 😁😁

[@joeverna5459]

I caught that. Suttle but deadly. Lol

[@gregoryhendricks63]

This monologue is on fire 🔥 Stephen is on a roll

[@ellasmommy9278]

I hope to God Arizona makes Trump pay the bill for this. People of Arizona should not have to pay

[@eacalvert]

Even if they did bill him, he wouldn't pay 🤣

[@tyrellanderson4722]

Mmmm, they're Republicans.😬🤷🏾‍♂️

[@gregbors8364]

That’s what they get for electing a Republican state legislature. I hope they remember that next year

[@deniseboldea1624]

They should make the Arizona Republicans pay for the bill. They knew this was a sham.

[@DarthTach]

Sorry. But the Governor is too busy sucking off T*** to worry about anything lowley like what his constituents wants.

[@danmallery9142]

8:48 Funny how the "I'm a free spirited maverick" people need to be herded into a mall and be told exactly what to do. 😆

[@ImperfectXIII]

"I like Republican presidents who win re-election." OHHHHHHHH SNAP LIZZY GIRL

[@resikchanel843]

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[@cv8683]

Thats not a snap at trump its a snapshot of her character the truth is she would still be supporting him if she found it politically expedient. She has only come out against trump to bolster her own presidential run liz cheany is no hero .

[@pampack9930]

@@cv8683 you don't know her. You don't know what she has done. Shut up

[@isntitabeautifulday1648]

@@cv8683 I don't think she's a hero, but her one-liner is gold. Try it yourself next time.

[@troyjardine5850]

I haven't seen a brun that bad since white phosphorus was dropped on Iraqi civilians

[@GRAHFXENO]

"I'd rather be dead than be called a soy boy cuck" is the hill that they're choosing to literally die on

[@cisco8650]

I'm cool with that, actually.

[@eb704]

Pathetic!

[@dayaautum6983]

They must really want that Darwin award.

[@lazerlord9324]

If they all die I will feel so owned

[@dayaautum6983]

@@lazerlord9324 I would have to admit that Trump finally made America great again if they all died.

[@IMelkor42]

"We won by an amount you wouldn't believe" is a correct statement. Nobody would believe that you could win by a negative vote lead over your opponent...

[@bethanyrishell2697]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bethanyrishell2697]

Lmfaooooo #truth 🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffsanders1609]

The media doesn’t want you to actually read the report and instead just drink their lies The audit found “57,000 ballots with significant issues.” That’s more than Trump lost by. By a lot. Yet they couldn’t accurately say wether these ballots were illegal or not because the Dominion and the Maricopa County election board refused subpoenas and refused to cooperate in any way. Why? Why hide something if you have nothing to hide? That’s the truth of the audit

[@jeffsanders1609]

Why did Dominion and the Maricopa Election Board recuse suboenas by the audit? If they have nothing to hide why hide it? If everything was legal why not show it and prove it once and for all? But they didn’t because you only hide something if you have something to hide

[@thomashiggins9320]

@@jeffsanders1609 Holy crap! You are so mired in delusion, you can't even tell how delusional you are!

[@cchurchill503]

The REAL WINNERS: The Cyber Ninjas. What a scam, guys! Congrats!

[@silverwolf2676]

Until the destruction of government property lawsuit comes in...

[@Kalandra86]

I’m actually surprised the cyber ninjas did a thorough job and reported honestly even though it didn’t support their hypothesis that orangutan won. We’ll done.

[@ryanembry9875]

I think at the end of the day they just wanted to get paid and not get sued and go to prison for fraud. They collected on the job either way, safer to just give the facts and bounce

[@resikchanel843]

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[@ascent8487]

So am I. I figured they’d cheat. Also, aren’t they the MAGA list of traitors now? Aren’t they about to get death threats?

[@yaceya]

They didn't report honestly. Because after telling the results they essentially told "but we still don't trust it, make some new voter restriction laws".

[@Kalandra86]

@@yaceya Really? Damn, still on brand idiots. 😞

[@michaelzedd2540]

1:18 “This adit is a crushing humiliation for the GOP…” Unfortunately, no. The prerequisite for humiliation is the ability to accept reality. So long as they can pretend reality isn’t real, they are immune to feelings of humiliation.

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5PXdmZsrceAhrM

[@brianwalsh1401]

They are shameless of their behavior. They don't cringe at anything they do. If they had healthy shame or cringe they couldn't do the the things they do.

[@lisajean228]

Sadly true

[@climateteacherjohnj7763]

💥 Ya!

[@Richard_Nickerson]

audit*

[@gosnooky]

I love how they redact his name and how he refuses to even say his name.

[@BullShitThat]

OMG I *love* your profile pic!! I completely forgot about that incident 😂🤣😂

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5PXdmZsrceAhrM

[@crazyknarf]

IMO because there might be another reason, back in the day Trump licensed his likeness and name so every time someone on TV/radio says his name, Trump makes money on his name and or brand. Why so many Trump flags? Because Trump is grifting his own supporters to pay for the cheapest flags made in China. And every flag with his name made him money. Talk about grifting and conning dumbest of people, Trump supporters.

[@hildeschmid8400]

Same here. As long as we say his name he will be a boil on America's a$$

[@rugby_jtizzle]

This monologue slayed!!! So freakin good 😂

[@diga4696]

This was the best performance yet! Thank You!

[@extraincomesuz]

I can't eat lunch while watching Colbert .... I almost choked laughing about ..well everything.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@resikchanel843]

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[@ascent8487]

Be careful!

[@kwokmanchung]

Told you cyber ninja wouldn't find you bamboo. You needed cyber panda.

[@tyrapp262]

Turtles are better in finding sea weed or pond flies.

[@lisagulick4144]

No, because Cyber Panda eats shoots and leaves.

[@sleepymushroom844]

Gotta be honest: I forgot the AZ audit was still a thing 😂

[@kevinv2877]

It's a big thing to the cult followers. I always wondered, "Where is this evidence of voter fraud"??? Like legitimately I'd believe it did happen if it turned out humans weren't believing Meme's and you tube videos 🤦‍♂️. I was flabbergasted that the evidence really was Social media misinformation 😲😲....Like what??? Pushing voter fraud with posts from Uncle Dale😁😁Lol

[@Godric_71]

Stephen: He's not playing 3d chess. He's not even playing regular chess. He's just shoving the Bishop up his ass and yelling YATZEE. Me: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@davidgray8089]

Damn, I laughed hard when I read Yatzee. Well done.

[@michelleportch6227]

Well that settles it. I’m never playing chess again.

[@resikchanel843]

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[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

@@michelleportch6227 Or Yahtzee

[@phoenix5054]

"You're gonna get tired of winning." This statement makes sense now.

[@michaelrunco5940]

LMAO! You win the internet for today.

[@notfound5310]

-didnt look at the audit

[@senavicente]

@@notfound5310 who did? The reptilians? Q? The annonaki? 4chan? 8chan?!?!?!?!?

[@dark14life]

@@notfound5310 if the audit showed anything other than Biden winning, you morons would be shoving the evidence in our faces. So far, the only thing we've seen is that Biden won Arizona. Again.

[@toadjiang7626]

They say Trump will run again in 2024, not against Biden though, but democracy itself.

[@couragekarnga8735]

And just like the day after Jan. 6, he will lose.

[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

He already did exactly that on January 6th. It was a premeditated plan to stay in power.

[@jerryrichardson2799]

Pretty much...

[@JAT-qr8eq]

They also say that Biden is too old at 78yr...but they're okay with Trump at 78yr in 2024. 🤔

[@Pete...NoNotThatOne]

@@JAT-qr8eq well, biologically, but his mental age is four.

[@Scott-kc5fg]

I love Colbert's take on current events.

[@gagatube]

They wanted a recount, then an audit, then an audit of the recount, then a recount of the audit of the recount... what I want to know is where was the guy who says 'insanity is repeating the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome'? Was he on sabbatical?

[@rasmusazu]

At least they're creating jobs.. I think?

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

I have to admit that I never thought Cyber Ninjas would affirm Biden's win.

[@sv2697]

They will be in deep shit if they try to lie and get caught changing 10,000+ votes.

[@jacqdanieles]

Trumptards: the Deep State rigged the re-re-recount. 😁

[@gregbors8364]

They got paid $6 million and they got access to lots of personal info they can now sell. It worked out pretty well for them

[@sv2697]

@@gregbors8364 good point, they just got million of confidential information.

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJKrqGl7och7epI

[@TheWtfanime]

I'd vote for Biden again if and probably when 45 shows up again in 2024 because he will always be better then worst president ever (45), but I truly hope Biden does something to protect the people's voting rights. His approval is slowly going down and it's scary seeing how many states are trying screw over the people's right to vote.

[@danielgehring7437]

I'd do a write-in vote for an invertebrate sea-slug before I'd ever vote for 45.

[@mccormyke]

Republican Party is Successfully making it impossible for minority & poor Americans to even vote at all & entirely possible for Republican Party to throw out any democrat votes that does manage to be cast. Meanwhile Joe epi-pen Manchin & Corporate Whore Krysten Sinema are proving once again they are actually right wing Republicans.

[@ArcYT]

@Zach Ball aww someone upset that your traitor didn't get re-elected? 🤡🤡 lmao you made your account February 2021, what happened with your old ones??

[@couragekarnga8735]

I will never cease to amaze me that such an obvious fraud actually became president!

[@Dr.Spatula]

@Zach Ball Weird, I thought that was Bush Sr.

[@perevision]

Aside from everything else I love about this, I love Jon Batiste just chiming in “Robinette!” in the background.

[@fahadkelantan]

"Destroy democracy, or I release the piss tapes".... your friend. Vlad.

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5PXdmZsrceAhrM

[@aztn19]

Honestly at this point, even the pee tapes won’t ruin the MAGA supporters affection for him. It’ll become their new fetish that they’ll love

[@alisonrobbins1126]

I LMFAO when Colbert made the joke about "Mission Accomplished" - oh dude, I lost it hard.

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4Kln4OKZ9eLaMk

[@brigadiergeneral9857]

Smile, hi Alison?

[@BunkerBroadcasting]

Shallow much? TRUMP WON THE 2020 ELECTION IN A LANDSLIDE AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. F JOE BIDEN AND THE HO. 🤣

[@canadalynx]

Anyone remember that time when flat earthers spent like a million dollars and accidentally proved the earth is round? Yeah….

[@crutherfordmusic]

The earth isn't a globe, Trump won Arizona, and Jesus is raised from the dead.

[@controllerforce_50East]

In his own favorite words.... YO ASS IS FIRED.

[@thomasdarling2553]

Phew, I was so worried Arizona would flip to the Republicans.

[@drwatsonca6945]

Remember the election is over and can't flip to anyone.

[@Nitro1000]

John McCain’s revenge

[@Nicoder6884]

@@drwatsonca6945 it was sarcasm

[@virginiatyree6705]

😂😂😂😂 Me2, glad Joe won AGAIN. v

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJKrqGl7och7epI

[@MrJoshanthony734313]

Of all the hosts, he's the best performer. That second city training...

[@JadeValour]

And definitely the funniest 🤣

[@MrJoshanthony734313]

@@JadeValour I really love the Corden platform. Seth Meyers is great because it reminds me of weekend update. My kids like Fallon, but whatever late night is a tradition. Colbert, best of the best.

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4Kln4OKZ9eLaMk

[@nitschtr2708]

But he‘s got the most annoying audience of all… IMO it was much better when there was none. He could simply deliver his monologue and wasn‘t being interrupted after every single sentence.

[@farhanahmed2508]

To the red states: "If the truth kills them, Let them die." - Immanuel Kant

[@stuadams968]

Brandon is HOT. Put him on the show.

[@AkshayKumar-ue1fp]

Everyone knows epstien was a democrat and had his dem friends on his pedo island always

[@lizardog]

@@AkshayKumar-ue1fp everyone knows Donald and Melania partied with Epstein and procuress Maxwell.

[@tedtoosie4250]

Which is why the Biden’s have their own neighboring island

[@AkshayKumar-ue1fp]

@@lizardog Is they why Trump banned Epstein from his properties? Then why did bill Clinton flew in lolita express 100s of times?

[@Courageous91]

You know, for a guy who doesn't like to lose, 45 loses a LOT

[@Tuturial464]

Let’s face it, this GOP is going to be held accountable for being the worst party in modern history

[@marcob1729]

What accountability have you been seeing?

[@Tuturial464]

@@marcob1729 true. Being the biggest jerks

[@mccormyke]

Americans may hold Russian funded Republican Party accountable but it looks like Democratic Party is far to Yellow to do more than wring their hands helplessly as per protocol & Democratic Party tradition.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I can respect the original Republican. At least they had principles. I long for people like John Mccain.

[@whypothetical]

They won't be held accountable for a thing, unfortunately.

[@davidwalker4684]

The degree to which Trump is a full on sociopath is genuinely frightening at times. The total lack of shame is kinda a powerful asset for him. If a percentage of the US population will believe him above all other sources his ability to twist the truth to an infinite extent can do great damage.

[@exessex3522]

"Can do" and "has already done".

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4Kln4OKZ9eLaMk

[@Tonyhouse1168]

A percentage already believes him. It’s all just sad.

[@cacoethes1366]

Oh he’s way beyond a sociopath. He’s a Malignant Narcissist. It’s sickening.

[@andreasandremyrvold]

He should be held personally accountable for thousands of deaths in his non-handling of the pandemic.

[@JabroneyDirt]

Cyber Ninjas... If the Cyber Ninjas were in the karate kid they basically did the one footed Dragon kick but kicked themselves right in the face...

[@gordonstrong5232]

And then again in the nuts on the down-swing

[@thewizard7099]

17,000 duplicates is what they found out of 35,000 in one county, but the media covers with a small fact the ninjas mentioned that the ballot counts matched.

[@Llynnyia]

Note how no two trolls are claiming the same numbers they keep trying to push saying trump 'won'. but the consistent fact is Trump lost another 261, Biden gained another 99. add that up and the vote went to Biden by a margin of 360

[@martayking8694]

@@thewizard7099 YES your right BUT THE DEMS ONLY HEAR CRICKETS

[@thewizard7099]

@@Llynnyia I have enough supplies, food, ammo and a source of water for me and my family for years. You’ll get what you’re squawking for sooner then you think. Enjoy the breadlines 😎

[@jeffreyglenellen1188]

Wonder how many of the “protesters” got a little extra in their meals? I heard the employees were not too happy with the situation. Bon Appetite😂

[@sciencenate]

9:29 Jon Batiste has such a golden heart. He even feels bad for a PRETEND kid with asthma.

[@michaelcorreia1175]

I don't know, man; he seems more upset at a fictional student with a fidget spinner up their ass... kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZTRopeoZrmeb9E

[@juliahoward937]

He is a New Orleanian.

[@buddhacook1087]

djt should stop having votes recounted because every time it's done his votes keep going down... "he just keeps sticking that bishop up his butt & yelling Yatzee".🤣

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4Kln4OKZ9eLaMk

[@stacksamillion8510]

It wasn't a recount. It was an Audit. And they found alot of inconsistencies.

[@buddhacook1087]

@@jmontign1 🤔 ur not an Aussie by any chance, are u? Not many US'ers know about a certain bush kangaroo......if that's who u mean when u say Skippy that is.

[@buddhacook1087]

@@stacksamillion8510 what do they do when they do an Audit?

[@stacksamillion8510]

@@buddhacook1087 look for inconsistencies, the same the IRS would do when they audit your taxes.

[@shermanculbertson6244]

Trump is losing at a level I can’t believe.

[@kimjongfun5427]

Trump is delusional at a level I can't believe.

[@icecreamassassin3006]

Levels never before seen some people say. Levels nobody could have known. Bigly levels even. 🤪

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

He's a professional loser.

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

@@icecreamassassin3006 the biglyest level of fake news ever.

[@thrashandburn10221]

Trump 1984

[@jennifersmith4864]

GUTFELD! --- crushing Colbert.

[@Muhdah1972]

I cried laughing when they reported additional votes for Biden 🙌👏👏👏❤️

[@williamcarcahe5997]

You real going to cried when he win again. Take the bad ballots and Trump win.

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJKrqGl7och7epI

[@masonkanterbury3007]

Trump lost by a landslide. In November all around the so called Trump country, Biden signs were copious. No one was honking for the trump flag holders. But they were honking like crazy for the Biden sign holders.

[@brianalexander8335]

“Those are fake windows..” says Colbert as he’s standing in front of a fake window…

[@Tropicallyglutenfree]

Takes one to know one.

[@Tropicallyglutenfree]

@@fortybelow1973 not coming up with anything. Just saying Stephen knows a fake window..👀

[@fortybelow1973]

@@Tropicallyglutenfree I thought you were mocking S Colbert. Sorry. I shall delete my comment. Thank you for setting me straight.

[@Tropicallyglutenfree]

@@fortybelow1973 no problem 🫂

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJKrqGl7och7epI

[@coosoorlog]

to be fair, I kind of prefer the republican presidents who aren't reëlected. even better, the ones that never become president in the first place.

[@MirokuLovesMetallica]

At this point, I'll take and Republican President as long as they're not Trump or related to him... Or even associated with him. By the end of those 4 years, I was missing ol' W like a long lost sibling.

[@gladtravis]

@@MirokuLovesMetallica, that's precisely how much shit we're in: that we'd gladly take W back now even though by 2008 we were sure he was going to be the worst president in our lifetimes. Beyond depressing.

[@gregbors8364]

To think, that without the Electoral College, neither Dubya nor Trump would have been elected in the first place

[@gladtravis]

@@gregbors8364, of course. But our problems are deeper than disproportionate power EC gives smaller states or Senate representation. That a single person voted for Trump in 2016 and especially 2020 shows our country is pretty much broken. None of those Trump voters would have given Hillary a pass had she done 10% of what Trump did (or failed to do)

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4Kln4OKZ9eLaMk

[@jwfitnesscoaching3670]

I f*cking love this dude. If I need a laugh, Steven never fails 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@karlaecisneros]

Real estate agent who doesn’t tell you someone died in this house because she’s the killer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmaooo

[@SRowntree]

Congratulations to President-Elect Biden!

[@gregbors8364]

Don’t celebrate yet. My Pillow Guy says Trump will be back by Thanksgiving 🤪

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4Kln4OKZ9eLaMk

[@janesmith716]

I'm so happy Colbert refuses to say the orange orangutans name.

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJKrqGl7och7epI

[@fritzhaselnuss7852]

totally with him on that, that guy deoesnt "deserve" to be mentioned in anything but general terms

[@2keyblades]

These “Cyber Ninjas” were probably trained by “The Shredder” and not “Splinter”

[@chasthanhburns123]

You are a puppet.

[@whathell6t]

@@chasthanhburns123 What are you talking about?

[@kentaylor2416]

Most likely trained by the "sphincter".

[@captainspaulding5963]

I have a feeling they got some instruction from the My Pillow guy...

[@williamtemple4331]

If I still lived in Apache Junction you can rest assured that I would be bringing a civil suit against the cyber ninjas for the cost of replacing any government property loss in their fiasco. I hope some progressive and forward thinking citizen in Maricopa will think the same.

[@caroljo420]

It's so good to have him back, with a live audience!!!

[@windingriver1275]

And after we get our food, we’re all meeting at the Delta lounge!

[@guilegameche3810]

"He's not playing tridimensional chess; he's not even playing regular chess : he is just shoving the bishop up his butt and yelling 'Yahtzee'!"

[@JLF201]

Best line of the clip, I think.

[@Rugelacharugula]

I made a sound bit outta that one.

[@laskey2175]

Democrats: "Everyone take this life saving medicine and live!" Republicans: "Damn lib can't tell me what to do."

[@ferox965]

People have actually said that to me.

[@danielgehring7437]

You gotta love the 'reverse psychology' line. So you're mad that the Dems are 'tricking' you into not taking the life-saving medication... and yet aren't taking the life-saving medication?

[@grammarofficerkrupke4398]

My friends dad died from that "life saving medicine".

[@eclectrickery8077]

@@grammarofficerkrupke4398 That's a lie. You don't have any friends.

[@danielgehring7437]

@@grammarofficerkrupke4398 Alternate theory, no they didn't. Also, *friend's, Grammar Officer Krupke.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Very “brave” of Trump to make fun of the daughter of the guy who shot his buddy in the face!

[@callmeshaggy5166]

Let's not forget her dad was also a war criminal who helped start 2 wars on false pretenses in order to get his private mercenary group Blackwater filthy rich.

[@GimmeYoTeeth]

legitimately made me laugh out loud

[@SpaceForceCommander]

@@callmeshaggy5166 Yes, Dick was a dick, Bush was his puppet.

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5PXdmZsrceAhrM

[@gabrielledaniels9540]

💘

[@drewski1535]

Wow talk about a crushing blow to Trumps losing streak just gets better seeing him lose even more

[@justin9202]

He is a winner at losing. He wins at losing so much people will get tired of it

[@drewski1535]

@@justin9202 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5PXdmZsrceAhrM

[@ToniGlick]

I feel like we have 3 parties: Democrats, con artists and doorknobs.

[@prime2955]

Never met a doorknob that is self destructive. Doorknobs easily smarter.

[@LucidLegend1984]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIayfXuomM9sf5o How's Afghanistan going?

[@pauld8747]

And there's door knobs in every party!!

[@karinspruill3299]

I love you, Stephen!

[@patriciaevins6267]

The chess/yahtzee reference just slayed me!! LOL ...I'll never play Yahtzee again without thinking of this...hahahaha

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJKrqGl7och7epI

[@Johnatomy]

Wasn't aware of how invested I was into the Carson side story until Steven revealed that they find him in the end.

[@momcatwoo]

“Bag of Doorknobs” would be a great Republican inaugural band.

[@TommyHoo]

So great, i love this show

[@michaelrockwell4730]

I totally understand why Trump supporters act so delusional. It's gotta be embarrassing af to live in the real world as a Trump supporter.

[@sea_triscuit7980]

Why are they so loud and proud about their stupidity and ignorance though? Idk it doesn't check out. I feel like shame is their fuel though at this point so maybe you're right

[@couragekarnga8735]

Play stupid games, lose the election.

[@TheLegendofphantom]

Pride is a mf

[@adamo3561]

Be worse to be a Biden supporter. At least trumps not controlled

[@yxeaviationphotog]

@@adamo3561 *Vladimir Putin has entered the chat*

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

I wonder if those other states which were going to "audit" their own votes will still do it? Because it would be freaking hilarious when they, too, found more votes for Biden.

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4Kln4OKZ9eLaMk

[@DedicatedSlaya]

I don't know if I can continue to laugh so hard!!! Classic!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ProMace]

Trump is not playing 3D chess. He’s playing 1D tic-tac-toe and losing.

[@peteraschubert]

He is the Biggest Loser!

[@bobdadnaila7708]

"He's shoving the bishop up his BUTT and yelling "Yahtzee "..." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@franklaferriere5754]

He sure isn't playing with a full deck that is for sure. Just the two jokers.

[@Kiyoone]

how 1d is it even possible?

[@AkshayKumar-ue1fp]

when liberals get angry they loot small businesses, burn them down to remove evidence and them push blame on BLM, masterplan lmao.

[@jakehood7463]

That Breitbart writer might be in need of a padded room. Just get the shot and stop thinking about liberals, what the hell.

[@SusiFroggy]

Looks like the chick in the food court is interviewing to run for a republican government seat.

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJKrqGl7och7epI

[@tomriggle3217]

Does that also include the 70,000 duplicate

[@virginiatyree6705]

When are all news channels, people, & everybody going to call him a liar & delusional over & over again. Democracy is calling. Thanks for posting. v

[@telectronix1368]

To call someone a liar (in print or on tv etc) you'd need to **know** and be able to show that you know what the person really thought/intended. You could say that someone told an untruth but you can't really know, in most cases, if they knew what they were saying was true.

[@virginiatyree6705]

@@telectronix1368 , No, I don't have to follow your conclusion; double speak. The former guy is a liar. By him continuing that lie, he's delusional (he believes his lie, "I won"). He continues his grift to the tune of 100 million dollars. He didn't win Arizona; 3 legit audits, one shame audit by conspiracy-grifters. So, your suggestion is that I don't believe what my own eyes see & my own ears hear. Ever heard of Goebbels? He helped brainwash an entire nation & killed millions. v

[@telectronix1368]

@@virginiatyree6705 ....... aaanyway, you won't find him being called "liar" by news/tv hosts because it is so difficult to prove what someone else definitely was thinking.

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJKrqGl7och7epI

[@virginiatyree6705]

@@telectronix1368 , Ok. v

[@nonamegame9857]

In regards to the food court, he forgot the number one item because it is that time of year. Pumpkin spice pickles🎃🥒.

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5PXdmZsrceAhrM

[@InsomnoManiacal]

If Donald trump’s mom judged the handsomest boy between him and Biden, she’d choose Biden

[@seang3019]

Clearly he is the handsomest boy which means she's part of the conspiracy.

[@robinjackson7882]

Even his mother didn’t like him

[@resikchanel843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4Kln4OKZ9eLaMk

[@cleatusbarncoat8642]

True story: Mrs. Trump wanted to smother her child, she realized that she created evil. But Mr. Fred Trump locked her in a closet for years.

[@InsomnoManiacal]

I KNEW IT!!!! Thank you, kindly

[@hilpei3675]

Messing with the machines was probably the real goal of the cyber ninja audit in the first place.

[@tabo01]

the 6 million but data mining.

[@bial12345]

The 17th time Trump lost in AZ is just as satisfying as the first.

[@chuckrambo4401]

Gas Prices, unemployment, grocery prices, Afghanistan, the Border Crisis etc. etc. Good Job voting Biden in Lmao

[@ricktherockandroller]

Almost as satisfying: the sheep still crying over his loss.

[@Jinkypigs]

@@chuckrambo4401 unemployment? You forgot how bad the unemployment rate was under trump in his last year, as the bite of his stupid trade war and all his waste start to show? This is the continuation of the disaster. And afghan war? Really? When it was that crybaby trump who started and insisted in such hasty withdrawal? You can blame biden for NOT stopping it and come up with a more reasonable schedule. But this originate from trump, as usual. Border crisis? This old tune? When it is nothing compared to the state and atrocity at the border under that idiotic trump? Dude you are totally delusional

[@bial12345]

@@chuckrambo4401 lol you missed some Republican gaslighting points there but C- for effort.

[@timbentle]

@@Jinkypigs you're a liar. No one remembers it because it didnt happen. Go back to China while you can.

[@mitchzurbrigg2403]

I actually can't believe trump said he won the audit lmaooooo

[@goated1265]

Maybe you should go watch the Audit and see why he said that 🤡

[@kennethdeed1199]

Did we really expect tRump to admit he lost AZ? I laughed when he announced that, and immediately continued speaking. He didn’t want his deplorables thinking about that statement for too long. Perhaps “thinking” was too strong a word as we know trumpets are incapable of such actions, probably pondering should be a better word! Trump is such a loser, he is incapable of admitting his loss, massive though they were.

[@Weiner-Worm]

@@goated1265 the goobers who did the audit were all Trumpsters. Which makes it all the more hilarious. Nobody loses quite like Trump

[@goated1265]

They weren't all Trumpsters but good try 🤡

[@Weiner-Worm]

@@goated1265 Get over it already. Trump lost, he will not be president. You didn't see people throwing fits like this when Hilary or Bernie lost. Grow tf up man

[@grahammewburn]

Mary Trump says Donald is unable to say he lost.

[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

As with any narcissist.

[@devinnall2284]

Colbert: The Windows are fake! Me: Says the guy standing in front of fake windows.

[@fasciab8886]

Forget everything else, who’s Brandon? 🤤

[@sevendegrees]

I need more information on Brandon ASAP.

[@cip337]

Yes... He needs to make more appearances, Stephen 🥵

[@kylestubbs8867]

"He's not playing 3-Dimensional Chess. He's not even playing regular Chess. He's just shoving the bishop up his butt and yelling 'Yahtzee!'" -Stephen Colbert, 2021

[@mewilson26]

I saw this on Twitter. “Donald Trump has lost so many times he has the number one pick in next years NFL draft”. I thought it was funny.

[@tabo01]

After the failed WFL, Trump sued the NFL and won. He got $3.

[@sebastionhawk5565]

The media did not actually report the audit findings, but, merely, the recount: -3432 more ballots were cast than people who voted. -9041 mail-in voters returned more ballots than they were sent. -More ballots were cast at precincts than people who showed up to vote, by 1551. -2382 ballots were cast by people who voted after moving out of Maricopa County. -Nearly 300 dead people voted. -Over 17,000 duplicate votes. -23,344 mail-in ballots voted after they moved, and after the deadline.

[@tyrapp262]

@@tabo01 LOL. I thought it was $1. He's probably hanging it his wall somewhere.

[@goldcicvibefel9966]

CYBER-NINJAS DOING A VOTE AUDIT, that's all I really needed to hear.