Brian Regan-Stupid In School

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[@joecoscia1823]

His delivery of “moosen” is the most underrated punchline ever. Everyone expects “meese,” and he drops that gem. The master of curveballs, Brian Regan

[@phrogofthecomments]

I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN THERE'S MANY OF EM MANY MUCH MOOSEN

[@jacobshear9354]

This bit has been living in my head rent free for 15 plus years lol 😅

[@phrogofthecomments]

@@jacobshear9354 you're an IMBECILEN

[@adamross2572]

I’ve been saying moosen or boxen ever since this came out

[@rebekahtablante327]

I love the “I’ve been using numbers!” Hahaha also very underrated 😁

[@perturbo4253]

"Alright kids backs against the wall. It's time for public humiliation" That's the most underrated line in this video

[@TheRoonie222]

I'm a camp counselor and I use that line all the time.

[@etps4444]

@@TheRoonie222 I wanna go to your camp. :O

[@blainecunningham4107]

Same

[@TheLindadb]

That’s how I felt in gym class😂

[@quintinrickett3952]

I know right!

[@s0apys0ph1e]

The funny thing is, Boxen is the german plural for Box. xDD

[@s0apys0ph1e]

Element Animal Kind of xD

[@spiritphoenix8416]

CrookedFilms really? never knew that an im german ;-;

[@chiihasagi7430]

and cat is katt in swedish i think?

[@blubhi_true5397]

OH MAH GOD

[@billybob2768]

germain, he was speaking germain

[@docteroreo4768]

this guy is the funniest guy that doesnt cuss it is so freaking hilarious

[@campatridge8328]

Chugs churchyards hedgezykbjs😗😁I beat jake with 3mb and he was the shield in a elimination match

[@mr.puggyaj3601]

***** Its rude I vote no on cussing!!!

[@cerberus8867]

♥MlpandAjLover♥ fuck

[@mr.puggyaj3601]

Brad Kraus Get a Life Dude!

[@redwingsfan3621]

Funniest ever.. cuss or not.

[@TheStrikeofGod]

"Whats the plural form of Box?" ... "Boxen. I bought two boxen of doughnuts." Gets me everytime xD

[@AshleyChermak]

+The Ultra-Gamer So you like Disney XD?

[@TheStrikeofGod]

+Ashley Chermak Sorry lol Im confused xP

[@Kate-qi5uo]

+The Ultra-Gamer where you did xd face they did a joke about it

[@mangle4523]

+The Ultra-Gamer Lmao, Same.

[@The-Ordinary-Man]

I lose it at "Moosen! I saw a flock of moosen!!"

[@EvinCatDude]

I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN!!!!!!

[@keiruwu979]

MERRY MUCH MOOSEN

[@icypawz1962]

moosen

[@kailebrogan8908]

EvinKip me 😃

[@leahhowell9149]

EvinKip #Mossenfordays

[@storieswithquinnbee8094]

same lol XD

[@huesername7476]

" MOOSEN! I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN THERE ARE MANY OF THEM MANY MUCH MOOSEN OUT IN THE WOODS IN THE WOODES IN THE WOODSEN THE MEESE WANTED FOOD THE FOOD IS TO EATINISEN THE MEESE WANTED FOODING IN WOODING AND TO EATNESIN FOODIN IN THE WOODSNESIN "

[@blankuser987]

+Avocado Shake that was the best part XD

[@scronyx]

+Avocado Shake you deserve more likes on this comment

[@lillywahn7826]

+Picter agreed

[@julianperez5774]

Brian, Brian, your an imbacel, imbacelan, what are you speaking German Brian. German, Germain, Germain, Jackson. Jackson, Tito. Brian what the hell are you talking about , I don't know exacty

[@staplies]

Woah, A translator!

[@GyateGyate]

MOOSEN! I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN! THERE ARE MANY OF EM' . MANY MUCH MOOSEN OUT IN THE WOODS , IN THE WOODES, IN THE WOODSEN, THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD....

[@maddog197x]

FOOD IS TO EATENISIT! THE MEESEN WANT THE FOODEN IN THE WOODENISIT! IN THE FOOD IN THE WOODENISIT!

[@themthangs3980]

Bombproofbutter IMBECULEN

[@elfinnch7613]

@@themthangs3980 what're you speakin' German, Brian?

[@turinmormegil7715]

@@elfinnch7613 German? Germaine! Germaine? Jackson! Jackson five? Tito!

[@elfinnch7613]

@@turinmormegil7715 Brian what the hell are you talking about??

[@The_Cosmic_Rebel]

I remember I met one of my bestest friends at an overnight camp, and she had this thing MEMORIZED! She gave the whole performance and I will not forget hearing her voice as Brian is saying this. I know it sounds stupidly sweet...but it's true!

[@nightmareman9960]

Hell me and my buddies made it a point to memorize every John Mulaney skit, as well as every episode of sao and hellsing abridged. We’d be walking around the school spouting the most absolute nonsense and completely lose our shit in the middle of a lecture. Oh the good ole days……

[@1800basil]

@@nightmareman9960 i feel like we would get along

[@zuskull1]

I recited this word for word at a talent show in 5th grade

[@PAKallman]

Me and my high school crush would recite it back and forth at the mall and shit like that, people either kno or they dont!

[@KimberlyBishh]

I think that's great, and I also think it's great that you mentioned it. I do stupid shit like this all the time but I don't think anybody appreciates it.. I'm glad you do.

[@sherryhyten8188]

And the plural for Cup of Dirt is Cup of Dirtesen

[@benhusul1186]

Rofl

[@wulf_95]

Cup-en of Dirt, actually.

[@confusedaf1112]

XD

[@eugiius]

Cupen of dirten "Bryan, what's the plural for your cup of dirt?" "Gh.... Cupen of Dirten!"

[@endme6322]

I’d like but your at 420 likes

[@julianperez5774]

First round "CAT" Kat , I'm outta here, then when he passes me "I know there's two T's"

[@EJ-ns7qi]

I read that JUST as he said it XD

[@lillyandfreinds67]

EJ The Qweer homestuck?

[@AverageEggmonEnthusiast]

Wait it only has 1 “T”?!?

[@fluxoff]

English is a harsh mistress. Makes me feel empathy for ESL students.

[@gameon5992]

Tala B r/woooosh

[@thegiantratthatmakesalloft1613]

I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN! VERY MUCH MOOSEN!

[@julianperez5774]

In the wood the woodsen I died

[@jellykitty9618]

THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD! THE FOOD IS AN EATENISN!

[@sarahhoch8138]

“Well, what do you have there, Brian?” “It's a cup of dirt.” “Well, explain it!" "It's a CUP with DIRT IN IT. I call it 'cup of dirt'”

[@Completer]

A cupen of dirt

[@aceeaster7732]

A cupen of dirtinzen

[@nyixsphere28]

"I gotta jar of dirt~! I gotta jar of dirt~! And guess wuts inside it!" - Jack Sparrow

[@Cmdrduo02us]

can we all agree that the teacher was just out to get him at this point? XD No reason to have him explain it when you already know.

[@monavines3079]

Cupes of durt

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

The "cup of dirt" thing had me rolling. A long time ago, on a visit to Fenway Park, my brother reached over the railing of the stands and filled a paper cup with dirt from the warning track on the field. He kept this cup of dirt -- later transferred to a jar -- as a souvenir of his visit to the ballgame. He was proud of it. Years later, after his untimely death, I came across his jar of dirt among his personal affects, and I kept it. I don't know why. It was just a jar of dirt. Or maybe it was something else.

[@shadowpuppet8192]

You gotta jar o' dirt!

[@PAKallman]

Sorry for your loss but glad you have that piece of his history

[@MissKilljoy]

@@shadowpuppet8192 Guess what's inside it!

[@Egolifter99]

IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRTTTT IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRRRRTT IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRRRRRTT AND GUESS WHATS INSIDE IT?

[@jamesfrost7465]

Wow, you did the right thing by keeping it. I would have definitely done the same thing. If he was buried maybe sprinkle some on his grave. Sorry you lost your brother.

[@chriscold2027]

‘Put an F on there and let me go home’ sounds like me in school.

[@RatPackBat]

Sounds like me too!

[@markking8274]

😂😂😂

[@fromtheArura]

His act is alot funnier when you can watch him performing on the stage, on TV or in person. He's very animated and his body language actually enhances his dialogue

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

Brian Regan has always given me many laughsen.

[@WMA_TKD]

Many much laughsen.

[@flaming.river.]

​@@WMA_TKDA flock of laughsen getting food to eatenisit in the woodingisit.

[@mywifesboyfriendisfire]

Leefsen

[@legacy4998]

Teach: Brian, how do you make a word plural? Brian: Uhh... You put a S at the end of it. Teach: When? Brian: I don't know... ON WEEKENDS... AND HOLIDAYS...

[@legacy4998]

Gets me everytime.

[@Kandro]

+Sprinkles The Teenage Cat boxen moosen

[@twinkletwinkle7734]

Totes

[@legacy4998]

STAR_ THERE ARE MANY MUCH MOOSEN!

[@haileylorentz6465]

XD

[@mariasalystia3712]

"well it's a cup with dirt in it. I call it cup of dirt." XP

[@miasen]

MOOSEN WITH THE BOXEN IN THE WODDSENSENS WITH A CUP OF DIRT AND A KAT

[@t2tranlays]

It's 2 t's in katt

[@tormagnusvallestad5927]

Tuong Tran There actually is in Norwegian, that joke is kinda lost on me. I just sit there "well... he... he's right... there are... there are two t's in katt."

[@star7mann]

Also screaming THE BIG YELLOW ONE’S THE SUN

[@lukenukem5567]

thats a rough rule..

[@0IDaveCouch]

The first time I heard this back in the late 80's I laughed so hard I collapsed on the floor of my bedroom. Laughing so much I couldn't breath. Haha

[@TrinityTronos]

"It's a cup of dirt...just put an F and let me go home!" *Every FUCKIN' time*

[@fattypneumonia]

"well, EXPLAIN IT!"

[@divinekoneko]

I remember hearing this back in maybe 2002 when I was in the 2nd grade. My teacher introduced me to standup comedy .. changed my life.

[@BUNKBEDJUNCTION]

No, Brian, it’s “I before E, accept after C, and when sounding like A is a neighbor in way, and on weekends and holidays, and all throughout May.” And you’ll always be wrong, *_NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!_*

[@MassAmorphous]

Neighbor and *weigh*

[@Angelina24yt]

That's a rough rule

[@kuahmelallah]

Regan is the greatest clean comedian of modern times. This clip combines a few classics. I searched it JUST to hear him say "moosen!"

[@toybonniethebunny7665]

BB:THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS DA SAN DA YELLOW ONE IS DA SAN Rae: Okay what are the other planets BB:THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS DA SAN Rae: okay calm down BB:ALRAIGHT

[@gothpinkiepie6354]

XD

[@joyfulcandyzlg5709]

I before e... Always.. I died xD

[@wolfydawolf1296]

Cozmo20134 especially his voice when he said it, haha

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

No Brian... I before E, except after C, or as sounding like A, as in neighbor or weigh, and you'll always be wrong, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

[@katiekat44]

I before e except after c and when sounding like ay as in neighbor and way and on weekends and holidays and all though out May and you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say!

[@ZeranZeran]

that's a hard rule...

[@keeganmessineo5537]

That's a rough rule

[@Icedragon345CY]

Then it's just like - Brian, what's the plural for moose? Brian: Meese

[@ed2634]

*Meesen

[@mattmurray441]

Tavish Stoutagen Pangroot MOOSEN.

[@ed2634]

Matt Murray MEESEN!

[@mattmurray441]

Tavish Stoutagen Pangroot I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN.

[@ed2634]

Matt Murray I SAW A FLOCK OF BOXEN!!

[@birbdork2745]

Uhh... I before E....always. Golden rule right there.

[@lractiridkwtphl2877]

Head pops off pillow “oh no!” Pause “that’s due *today* “ I had nine months to finish it and it did nothing,” *

[@chimarajigsawlord]

Honestly this actually happened to me in the 4th (or 5th) grade when we needed to bring in a plant. Now being myself i was late and didn’t bring a single thing. I said to myself “hmm what if i just get a cup full of wet dirt and some grass?” Problem was it was winter so the grass was deadass dry. So i sat in defeat waiting for the bus until i remembered there was still a big and luscious moss culmination in the driveway so i kicked up a small chunk and popped it in the cup thinking i was a smarty pants. Thing was i WAS a smarty pants because i got an A for it. Huh

[@hadleygriffin44]

A big and luscious moss culmination 😭 I love your colourful choice of words

[@booloesch]

It's a cup dirt.. just put an F on there and let me go home.. well explain it. It's a cup with dirt in it, I call it cup of dirt ----best line ever

[@newyorkyankees81]

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[@brianregan1698]

🤣🤣

[@bellagarcia8264]

Brian how do you make a word a plural? Uhhhh.... You put an s... you put and s at the end of it! When? *sigh* ON WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS?!?!

[@AshleyChermak]

+Isabella Garcia All throughout May

[@cola2538]

+Ashley Chermak Cause' he'll always be wrong no matter what he says!

[@idrivea911]

The desperation when he's called on and asks "what??!?" You can really feel the pain of the experience.

[@Davewonder31]

I remember showing a friend this back in high school and she died laughing, I had the whole Comedy Central presents stand up by him. This dude is hilarious 😂 to good times

[@uhah6747]

I need 15 boxen of manga books.

[@00swank63]

That is many much boxen of manga

[@uhah6747]

Yes it is. :)

[@tjcross2]

+hannah polllard Booksen

[@uhah6747]

+tjcross2 LOL! XD

[@asg1151]

Mangasen

[@baqcasanke]

I remember listening to this as a kid and laughing so hard we woke our parents up many times

[@mavericked]

My best friend introduced me to this... HELP ME.

[@TrueFlameslinger]

@CliqueBait why would you need help? This stuff is better than 24k Gold

[@dradvrim1]

Jackson 5...Tito! Brian, what the hell are you talking about? I don't know.

[@bruisedfaith]

3:01 ".. Your an imbecile.." "IMBECILEN!!" "What are you speaking German, Brian?" "German, GERMAIN!! Germain... JACKSON!!!! JACKSON FONTINO!!!!!!!" "Brian what the *hell* are you talking about?" "I dunno, I dunno, really...." That kills me Everytime 😂 👌👌👌👌👌

[@rustyshackelford4515]

One of the best comedy sets EVER!!!!! Randomly I shout out "Moosen" when im alone lol.....

[@lukieboo2000]

I love Brian Reagan he's one of the only clean comedians out there and he's just as funny...

[@bribrinemanganese]

*I want that Boxen become the official plural of box.*

[@dominos6689]

German, has boxen

[@bribrinemanganese]

@@dominos6689 I mean in english.

[@MorrKat02]

4:19 I like how he says "It's a cuppa dirt."

[@mr.puggyaj3601]

Teacher: Brian... What is the plurl for moose? Brian: (Thinking: Try Moosen) MOOSEN I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN THEY WANT FOOD IN THE WOODENESEN!!! Meese MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODENESEN!!! Teacher: O,O Calm down Brian!! Me: T.T

[@ItsMinelle]

Brian: MANY MUCH MOOSEN!!

[@souphell]

OUT IN THE WOODS AND THE WODNES AND THE WOODNESEN!!!!!

[@JCMthebrand]

He literally has one of the funniest routines I ever heard

[@manticore5226]

I- don’t know, i’d be a lot better off if I had studied more when I was growing up. But the day at all and wrong is the day that they started the spelling bee because I’ve been till that day I was an idiot but nobody else knew you know. And when the spelling bee day popped up” All right kids up against the wall, it’s time for public humiliation.” Spell a word wrong sit down in front of your friends.” These kids great for little egos hey look at me I’m a moron I wasn’t even close I was using numbers and stuff!” So I admired that kid is spelt it wrong on purpose just so he could sit down. He knew he wasn’t going to win so I stand there for three hours. First round cat KAT and out of here! Then as he past you I know there’s two T’s. Remember my teacher asked me Brian what’s the “I before E rule…” “um... always.” What are you an idiot Brian?” “ apparently!” So she explains it “no Brian, it’s I before E except after C Sounding like a is a neighbor and way. And on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say!!” “Thats a hard rule, a rule” Plurals were hard to.” Brian how do you make a word a plural” “ weekends and holidays?!?” So she asked this kid who knew everything Erwin,” Erwin what is the plural for ox” “ Oxon the farmer used his Oxon.” “ Brian,what is the plural for box” “ boxen I bought me two boxen donuts” OK let’s try another one Erwin what is the plural for goose.” “ geese I saw a flock of geese” Brian what is the plural for moose” “Mohsen I saw a flock of moosein the mise want the food food is to eatness amd the mese wNt the food in the woods in the wood in foodes in the in the woodinganessen!” Bryan,your a imbecile.” Imbecile,imbasulen!” -that was hard to type qwq

[@airbutcooler5753]

bruh this comment is so underrated

[@serendipity-1907]

okie ur amazing

[@sunbeam6458]

I before e except after c and when sounding like a is a neighboring way, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.

[@pleasekillme2693]

“Explain it.” “Well it’s a *CUP,* with *DIRT IN IT.* I call it *cUp Of DiRt”*

[@zigzagarrow]

Who's here in 2024

[@matrixphijr]

Nope, 1987 here.

[@josieoliver8325]

Meee my dad played this for us way back when and I had to come find it again

[@SantiagoL24601]

Me 😂

[@zeethefoxartist7766]

Me

[@DoomBent]

"What plural for moose?" .... "MOOSEN!" "I saw a flock of moosen!" I died 😸

[@DJ_Mystic]

The "I before E" rule is hard because it's wrong. There are quite a few exceptions, like: Science, Efficient, Sufficient, Ancient, Conscience, Weird, Foreign, Height, Protein, Caffeine, Forfeit, Leisure, etc.

[@chinchillahats4907]

I remember one year for our science fair that happened to me. I just quickly scribbled down a bunch of facts about my topic on a poster board. I some how got a second place ribbon. Everyone got either a participation, third, second, or first place ribbon. But I was confused and also embarrassed. Some kids from my class were frustrated they got participation because they worked really hard on theirs. They looked at mine and I heard them say “how did this one get second, a lot of the words are spelled wrong”. I completely agreed with them. I knew the frustration because the previous year when I actually tried I only got a participation. I had a learning disability so I was also worried that that was why I was given second.

[@SparklRebel]

When I was in the fifth grade, we had 4-h and we had this contest for make your own piggy bank. She suggested Kleenex boxes, etc. I went home got an old plastic land o lakes butter tub and took some colorful scrapbook paper and made a pink background with some wine glasses full of wine and wrote Jessica’s wine savings. I had to use a knife to cut a hole in the top and then I brought it to school and got first place which surprised me. But then again everyone took the lady’s advice and literally brought in empty Kleenex boxes with drawings,etc.

[@callmejt2519]

Man this brings back memories, I used to listen to him all the time when I was younger.

[@casidk605]

It is 5:26 am And I'm sitting here Resiting "MOOSEN. I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN. THERE WERE MANY OF THEM, MANY MUCH MOOSEN." --- oh wait they told me to shut up. 😆

[@newyorkyankees81]

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[@devonlamrock869]

I think the plural joke is one of the best structured jokes I know of. It’s like this: 1. Question that sets up a punchline. 2. Punchline (still funny on its own). 3. Question that sets up a similar logic chain as the first question (if ox = oxen = box = boxen, then goose = geese = moose = meese). 4. Punchline that of course defies expectations by using the “wrong” punchline as it were. This also connects really well with the way that Brian is portraying himself as a kid. He can only keep one thing in his head at a time. He assumes the I before E rule applies to the next question, and that the conventions of the plural he was just taught applies to the next one. Just some absolutely rock solid foundations for these jokes.

[@DianeSparkles]

I love his stupid in school stuff. I wish he would do some more about being a kid. All his stuff is funny, but I really love this bit!

[@brianregan1698]

Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?

[@zoroark3365]

the meese wants da foods!!! da foods they eatenensends!

[@kailynpolk2086]

Da moosen wants two boxen of donuts

[@megalostrixeeel397]

round 1 CAT-K-A-T IM OUTTA HERE

[@wierdpotato757]

Hahahah i know theres two T's

[@googeewoogeetrybe5025]

I absolutely love this bit. To me Brian Regan is a masterful storyteller, and the character he portrays here: a young Brian desperately trying to make sense of life, is precious. We all love this young lad who is panicking beyond comprehension and trying, oh so very hard, to seem like he knows what he's doing. Aren't we all? The performance works so well because of the build-up. It starts very tense, he is looking around, the other classmates are a mix of imbeciles (imbecullen?) and smart kids. Its Brian's turn to perform. He fails, and then fails AGAIN, and again, and he spirals down and down, like those dreams I had when I was 11 and couldn't stop falling through dugholes. I am blown away by the panick, and how sad and relatable he gets to by the end, grasping at linguistic straws as if his life depended on it, and truly at some point in our lives we believed it did. Thanks for the laughter Brian.

[@blissfuldj7627]

Bruh

[@jacksparrow1327]

It's a cup with dirt in it I call it CUP OF DIRT

[@dylankeel2823]

4 years after seeing this the first time. Still funny as hell

[@jareds8176]

Bro I still remember my teacher playing this for the class when I was in high school a decade and a half ago, I don't think anyone else laughed but I couldn't breathe

[@Dr.Manninton]

1:16 I before E Except after C And when sounding like A There's a Neighbor in whey And on weekends and holidays And all throughout May And you'll always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY Arguably the best rule

[@GreyWolfLeaderTW]

"It's a cup of dirt... Just put an F on it and let me go home!" ~We all relate to this on a spiritual level

[@nicoladhane1883]

This is my all time favorite skit and go-to to lift my spirits lol

[@yikes4501]

Thats me in spelling bees Im not standig here for 3 hours Pig P-E-G BYE BYE

[@eggverseoffficial7976]

Brian, what is the plural for "moose" ................ MOOSEN I SAW A FLOCK OF M O O S E N THERE ARE VERY MANY OF THEM MANY MUNCH OUT IN THE WOODS THE WOODIS THE WOODSEN THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD THE MEESE IN THE WOODEN THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODESSEN! lol gets me evry time

[@chasegrebb7015]

I’m pretty sure this is the first ever stand up bit i ever heard in my life from some random cd sampler my friend had in junior high & to this day this man makes me fucking snort laugh. I love him.

[@xenzai.w]

"GERMAIN JACKSON! JACKSON 5 TINO!" LOL

[@pandachong7942]

When you expect the joke to be Meese but then he pulls Moosen outta nowhere

[@AlexisBuck-t7v]

At 0:45 my VICE PRINCIPLE was explaining the rules of the spelling bee and he said don't rush through it and go "kat". Confidently say, "K, A, T." Everyone looked at him weird so he hurriedly said "C-at C-at! You see? This is why I'm not in the Spelling Bee!"

[@sirtorndr]

VICE-PRINCIPAL

[@cola2538]

MANY MUCH MOOSEN

[@mexa_t6534]

2019 and I’m still coming back to this

[@conflictbrooks]

I always hated the volcano kid. every other project had to have a question and a hypothesis and all that crap, and then there was the volcano kid, who's entire project was "it's a volcano" and the teacher just said "okay then, you win, just like every year" and then she would dismiss all the others who put actual effort into following the scientific method.

[@tonyscates1884]

I think he should have a warning label on his CD’s. Do not operate motorized vehicles and drink soft drinks while listening to this. I was laughing and choking with coke running out my nose and attempting to keep from running off the road 😂!

[@dogfat.]

I think your car should have a warning label on it 😂

[@cassidyparker.1634]

It's 2017 and it still cracks me up hahaha

[@emmahumphries8073]

It is 2023 and I still crack up 😂

[@hecate9257]

IMBELCILEN! GERMAIN! NO WAIT JACKSON! Oh my gosh it gets me every time. : ))

[@inactiveuser1981]

damn, i'm still laughing! i heard about him just yesterday! how could i miss out such an awesome comedian? he is absolute brilliant!:)

[@forrestbarrett4806]

This whole act is still the best ever.. I wore that CD out!

[@leeannpratt1663]

MOOSEN in the WOODSEN!

[@lindenlynx]

I usually don't care for stand-up. This is hysterical. (And it's clean!)

[@cosmo2576]

"what is the there brian" "umm it's a cup of dirt, just gimme an f and i will go home" always gets me

[@wolfbassgames1244]

LOL I haven’t heard this in ages! This is so freaking hilarious!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EVILGOKU1986]

Man I wish we had video. This guy facial expressions are funny as the joke sometimes.

[@heronix1]

Who came here from the "Boxen" video? =P

[@spishrl]

i did!

[@rarityfanforever3658]

you too uh?

[@uu-ei5jd]

I SAW A FLOCK OF BOXEN

[@DutchBrony]

nope i came here for a cup of dirt

[@owomachine318]

Me

[@Casuuuual]

Dude i quote “I before e except after c and in sounding like a in neighbor and weigh and weekends and holidays and all through out may AND YOU’LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY” too much in my life.

[@Glum1964]

In eleventh-grade chemistry, we could all raise our grades ten points if we signed up for and attended the end-of-year Science Fair. I went to a pretty big high school (4200 students, grades 10-12), so we had a few national merit scholars and even two Semi-finalists in some NASA award. I of course didn’t do anything until the morning it was due. But I was failing that class, so I hauled a poster board and markers around for 3 classes and made up something about “acoustical placement of speakers in a room”, by making a chart of where my 5 siblings and I most enjoyed Peter Frampton from (this was the early 80’s). It probably took 30 minutes, all told. It was gawd-awful and I knew it. But I turned it in and woke up Saturday morning, put on a brave front, and went to the gym for the Science Fair. My teacher glared at me for having the effrontery to show up. I didn’t care- I needed the ten points. So I decided I was going to sell them on this being a MUCH more involved and scientific project than it appeared on the surface. So I decided to add that we had a meter reading the sound levels, and the committee asked me why I didn’t include the results, and that’s when the trouble started. I told them the machine broke. The lies pretty much went downhill from there. I’d recommend to anyone who, in the future, finds themselves in a similar quandary……take the F.

[@itslilchip1903]

"I before e except after c and when sounding like a, is a neighbor in way and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!!" I died when he said that😂😂

[@javabean9442]

isn't english weird... also, even today this video is still referenced.

[@bossfan49]

Years later (2008) when he was taping his "Epitome of Hyperbole" special, he was doing a bit on when they decided Pluto was not actually a planet. a fan yelled out "THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!". It was perfect. Unfortunately he just kind of chuckled and moved on. Didn't really say anything about it.

[@parr40]

lol I'm dead!!! This is pure gold!!!

[@davidbkopp]

Utterly brilliant. With goose>geese he sets us up to think he's going to turn moose into meese but nope XD

[@weird_art_kid]

I saw this dude in person a couple months ago, he was so funny XD

[@knockitofff]

Can't enjoy his comedy without the video, he's a visual comic

[@TheBudgetGunCollector]

The first part reminds me of 2nd grade, I spelt butterflies as butterflys

[@TrevRuler]

This is so much funnier with the video because dudes facial expressions are hilariously animated.

[@tracysmith152]

I don't know why but I love his vocie

[@brianregan1698]

Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?

[@rayseeklo]

This is so nostalgic. I’d watch this all the time as a kid.

[@ItsKimOlson]

I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE!!!! ROCKING BACK & FORTH!!! People probably think I'm DYING!!! I'M CRYING!!!!

[@chaos2432]

When I was younger, a kid performed this at the talent show at my school. I was laughing while my friends were completely confused