on the run

[@violet183]

For anyone wondering, the binary at 9:05 leads to a youtube video titled "confused rabbit drinks sparkling water for first time."

[@Turnaround72]

Thank you

[@carol-annecollins]

You are a saint

[@blueburrry5876]

thank you very much

[@BraylynTaylorsVersion]

I love u

[@kittyh7500]

Bro you deserve all these compliments you are the person we all aspire to be lol. I knew there would be someone in this comment section.

[@imperium35769]

"On a serious note I would reccomend running" - Danny, moments before reaching you

[@always_leahving]

this made me actually laugh so much

[@Skittl1321]

I'm tired, so this took me too long to get

[@heartbreakinstreo]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[@Hannah-vy3mc]

i would fart to assert my dominance

[@equanoxg5247]

@@heartbreakinstreo As danny would say; (in a very distressed voice) Somebody help! Somebody please tell me why this is so funny!

[@10DUMBProductions]

I feel you Danny. My name is Bobby legally. Not short for Robert. And everyone older than me wants to call me Bob. I hate being called Bob.

[@cherie..cherry]

how do people even get Bobby or “Bob” from Robert 😭🥲 that is the one nickname I will never understand

[@MartKencuda]

That must really be a pain, Bob. I hate it when people call me Michael.

[@salonisoni247]

Bob the builder, can we fix it, Bob the builder, yes we can

[@ithinkiwoulddie9196]

@@abandonedmuse i guess

[@Bobadobes]

@@cherie..cherry it’s the “ob” part but i don’t know why it’s not just rob or robby

[@Daniel_Schmaniel]

Danny: I definitely don't like Daniel Me (Daniel): *cries*

[@boomitscocosucker]

Don't worry Daniel, we appreciate you, you're part of the Greg fam after all.

[@mrdeadmemes]

ok but upside that is the best last name i've ever heard

[@Cowboy_McNugget]

Same I get my friends to call me Dan and Danny said “ dan sounds so boring”😭😭lol

[@sovietbot6708]

You're not Daniel. You're Greg

[@MiAm0rie]

@@Cowboy_McNugget you're sarah

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

As a runner, I’m low-key upset for you that your achievement was overshadowed by the Daniel thing. Good job on the race I hope you had a blast!

[@Thumper108]

Daniel

[@KitCat898]

Same! I’ve done 3 half marathons and I’d be really sad if my audience wasn’t proud. It’s a big deal!

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

​@@KitCat898 congrats on the three halves! And yeah, same! If my friends made fun of my name instead of acknowledging the accomplishment, I’d probably be very upset and disheartened.

[@thesam6875]

dood :|

[@kazakukog]

tbh i hate running and i'm sad Danny's accomplishment is overlooked

[@moldyramen7172]

This might sound weird but I honestly enjoy Danny's second chanel slightly more than his main one something about the laid back feel, interaction with Gregs, inside jokes that you have to watch every subreddit video to understand, and of course the sparkling water just make me feel like I'm apart of something special. these videos always make my day 10x better it's sad that so many Gregs are missing out on this

[@lamibonxd]

IKR

[@whosyourwormguy3548]

Sis you ain't weird I feel the same also your name is really cool lol

[@jeffjeff31]

Like the fact he goes on reddit every now and then

[@whosyourwormguy3548]

@@moldyramen7172 AREN'T YOU INE ICONIC BISH 😭😭😭

[@Loki-dm9gn]

bro ikr.. just wish i had a link to the subreadit...👀anyone?...

[@rachelmann462]

“I’m getting gaslit by my own audience” That hurt, daniel

[@blending_in]

@Rare one omg finally

[@OfficialLuni]

@Cyborg 🅥 guess Cartoon Network wasn't paying you enough

[@aleciscold]

The fact that Daniel confused gouache and ganache is so funny to me lmao (Ganache is the ‘frosting’ he’s talking about’

[@justaperson4656]

as an artist, I don't know which is better: Danny's way of pronouncing gouache OR him thinking it's edible

[@lucy-ra6252]

Same here, I can’t decide if I should offer the correct way to pronounce it or not. XD

[@phosphenevision]

The fact that gouache is a super common paint for little kids to paint with and danny has no idea what it is lol

[@g.t.3186]

The way he says it gives me a visceral reaction tbh

[@SpookiestAlice]

my question is is he thinking of ganache

[@jacquelyns5613]

he said it so many times!

[@nevaehcaroon5413]

I have just realized that Danny's subreddit vids are special. Like whoever is continuing to watch every one that comes out will understand all the inside jokes. Like the subreddit vids have turned into something where you can't just skip around the different subreddit vids if you want to understand the newest vid. It's like the Greg's have a multitude of inside jokes with Danny. That's how you know we are a true family. Have a nice day Greg's.

[@fool9899]

Very well said, Greg

[@mj.guti_]

thank you, greg! u have a fantastic day too

[@sophiathenas]

Couldn't have put it better myself, it's been really enjoyable. Have a nice day as well!

[@amanakonda]

Have a great day Greg!

[@rickrolled3666]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYWrnXahbMt4hbs Finally it's here..

[@caranook]

People are surprised that Danny’s full name is Daniel, but Drew’s isn’t even just Andrew. It’s fucking Christopher. I wish I was lying, but his full name is Christopher Andrew Gooden.

[@danigirii]

i feel cheated.

[@mightbeiguess]

say sike right now

[@vashmahtehreem1689]

No fucking way

[@lamb9770]

i do not believe this.

[@CJMGalaxy]

I get it, I've never seen anyone who looks less like a Chris

[@gianalugo9746]

I had a dream I met Danny at a vidcon but he was scared by how excited I was to meet him 💀

[@FKasana]

seems like something i would do

[@lowlowlowlow1453]

"hiii" "WHAT THE FUCK WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!??!"

[@Boots_ishere]

stop😭😭😭

[@HelenVaneTempest]

I had a similar dream, met him on the street and was screaming and crying from happiness and the entire time he was just like “Ah shucks…”

[@daisyt9144]

Something about 15% of Danny’s subscribers having dreams about him is literally the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard 😭this channel brings me so much joy the subreddit videos are the highlight of my week Edit: just thought I’d mention that he actually has appeared in my dreams once and it was like an Easter egg hunt scenario?? Very strange

[@aurore7665]

actuallly, i had a dream where I was in my French class and danny AND LAURA randomly where there too 😭 it was so confusing

[@carolinem4197]

i had a dream that at 2:00 AM Danny dropped a vid proclaiming he was going to be a dad and he and laura were jumping on a trampoline

[@scaredtosharemynameonthein1578]

Oh my gosh; he’s been in my dreams a couple of times

[@Purinprince]

I think I commented this b4 but I had a dream that I was arguing with Danny and drew about who made pineapple express

[@larry8902]

dude i don’t remember my full on dream..just the part where i saw him. i have no idea what i was doing or where i was.. i saw him and i think he didn’t even have a body just his head and neck so i screamed “HOLY SHIT” i then realized that i was dreaming and was sucked out of it

[@kedo]

No Clickbait in Title, No overhype in title, Just Pure Content with proper facts. This is what i pay internet bills for.

[@KMLEONNN]

And critical thinking

[@jameslansdown449]

Can you make your I a capital please in the lest sentence

[@lazypotato3707]

Stolen comment from Vaibhav Shewale

[@ceptemzorpus]

bot

[@jesusisrisen8447]

Repent to Jesus Christ “The name of the Lord is a fortified tower; the righteous run to it and are safe.” ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭18:10‬ ‭NIV‬‬ I

[@syrianadaich]

I'm going to make it my life's mission to NOT have a dream or nightmare with Danny/Daniel in it. Critical thinkers don't accept sleep paralysis demons just because they asked nicely.

[@ClassyCorgi]

True critical thinkers are too powerful for Danny to appear in their dreams

[@fatbgmanbg975]

Critical thinkers is based? 😳

[@danielpenrodii2389]

We’ll find our way into your dreams!

[@mariafahim5]

i agree

[@growthmindset848]

To whomever is reading this - wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

[@Dan-Athema]

As a Daniel my name journey was Daniel as a young child then Danny in teens and then Dan in early 30's. Im looking forward to what I will be called in my 40's.

[@JadeEvergreen_]

D

[@IHadSoManyIngots]

Big D.

[@Mz.Sari-]

No no guys it'll be 'Da' And 60's is 'D'

[@HistoricMetals]

"Da"

[@annatttttttt67584]

Dad

[@Grelpo-gen]

It makes sense that danny appears in peoples dreams so much. I think many people watch commentary videos like danny's as they fall asleep so people end up sleeping while hearing danny's voice in the backround.

[@corak9135]

Trueee

[@ananyarai4607]

That 's rude!!!!

[@nini-fq3tb]

mhm!! i have really bad insomnia so i almost always have to watch danny, drew or kurtis to fall asleep and ive dreamt abt all of them lol. in my danny dream i just dreamt a whole different video where he ended up kicking a cat out a window :/

[@nini-fq3tb]

@इ LMFAO its possible i dreamt it after watching his gta vids bc ive rewatched them a billion times

[@happybirthdayhub]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXa4o2xjj7iUmqs finally its here

[@fusetunes]

the only marathon i ever did was a charity run for a local theatre i was involved with. i was pretty young so my mom went with me, and my number was 2. i told her "i don't wanna be number 2!!!" so we swapped numbers... eventually i took the race really seriously and finished quite a few places ahead of my mom. but our numbers were swapped, so on the official result page it said i took way longer than her. moral of the story: accept that you are number 2

[@0Yazz]

what a cute and wholesome story. love that!

[@rudykvn7260]

2 has always been my number for sports 😭

[@icu3869]

Number 2 means you’re the $hit! ( be proud).

[@FabulousKilljoy]

💩

[@FabulousKilljoy]

@Darius Bostic btw you’re not winning yourself any god points for being obnoxious in a KZbin comment section that has nothing to do with this.

[@caedanalba5125]

I am shocked to learn people didn’t get the channel name reference. That is the best name for a sequel ever

[@moodycheese9621]

I knew what it was and I've never even seen a fast and furious movie

[@mangosorbet]

@@moodycheese9621 same

[@radicalmallard]

I think it might just be an age thing. The movie came out almost 20 years ago and I'm pretty sure a lot of his younger audience missed out on the movie bc they weren't alive yet :/

[@MinorityRespecter88]

A better name would be Danny 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@serunato]

i think it's less about not knowing the movie and more about why he chose to name the channel after it

[@brownshark2133]

Bro that bearded dragon attacking Daniel actually got me rolling

[@bassemb]

"Half a marathon" sounds like a no big deal but it's frickin hard. Go Dan...ny.

[@gabidoo9304]

Dan…newyork

[@TheOnlyRonni]

Dan...New Zealand

[@Hunny3000]

Dan.....nadagascar

[@riddlemethiz]

Dan…nananananana Batman

[@bloodlust_9890]

Dan... (Insert creative reply)

[@ethanharris6094]

I had an abusive step dad named Dan and through out the entire like years I’ve watched you, I never connected Danny to Dan. Those are very distinctly separate in my head.

[@dandelionlungs]

i hope you’re okay :)🖤

[@AShortDork]

Sorry to hear that, hope you’re doing well :D

[@xXAcidBathXx]

Hope you are safer now

[@ariannahawkins5516]

omg i have an abusive step dad named dan aswell! Maybe it’s the name

[@BeaCNever]

I hope you’re doing ok now

[@smilysprid]

I think Danny needs to make a sleepytime podcast so his voice is the last thing we hear before falling asleep. The percentage will inevitably go up

[@billbutlicker8069]

I agree

[@080soujanyamishra7]

Literally what I do every night

[@baslewis]

@@080soujanyamishra7 i might be misinterpreting but are you implying you listen to danny gonzalez before you go to sleep every night in an attempt to manifest him in your dreams?? i respect the grind ngl

[@080soujanyamishra7]

@@baslewis omg no lol. I meant like, his voice is a good white noise to fall asleep to. Not trynna manifest him or anything, i promise I'm not a creep

[@anikajoy5739]

please!!

[@aurqcub3340]

i spent 10 minutes translating that luca binary. ITS A GOD DAMN RICK ROLL

[@wowamber5107]

Danny saying he activates people fight or flight, meanwhile i watch he's older videos every time I'm feeling ill or having a chronic pain flair up because he's very comforting to me.

[@Bonklyboi]

Healing Danny exists. Do ya think healing danny is eternally fighting sleep paralysis danny on the astral plain? 🤔🤔

[@elyzabethfoster6873]

SAMMEEEE, whenever I'm having a bad pain day I watch Danny, Kurtis, or Drew because they're familiar and comforting 😭

[@cereal_21]

chronic pain gang 😔

[@blending_in]

@its nice knowin ya the first time I've ever seen likes on a bot comment lol

[@SnoopaSchnozler]

That’s what he wants you to believe…why do you think you’re feeling ill in the first place….?

[@GuardianSpirits13]

As an artist, hearing Danny pronounce gouache like goo-ash is the highlight of my day. I feel like so few people know what it is despite being one of the most unique and versatile mediums out there. (it usually rhymes with squash)

[@tiffany1705]

Gouache is a word my brain refuses to acknowledge. I love watching videos of people opening and organizing those little sets of paint pots, but I must have googled it over a dozen times and couldn't say it right if someone paid me.

[@overworkedwarlock94]

Scoo-ash

[@riddlemethiz]

Gwash

[@sadwasdead5065]

i thought gouache was the most common paint out there! we weren't allowed to paint with acrylic in school because of the staining, so i had always painted with gouache until i started doing art independently

[@idkuhhhhhhhhh]

@@sadwasdead5065 yeah its the most popular one in my country!

[@Xavierpng]

danny, generally in english, the -ie or -y means "little" or "cute" (like "ito" in spanish or "chan" in japanese) so maybe that's why but honestly people take it too seriously. sometimes i'm gonna get a kissie and talk to a guy named danny. what's so bad about that

[@oz459]

Thanks for your insight Xavier

[@strawberryicecube8390]

In order to fix Dan, we call him Dan-Chan. /j

[@ease_y]

Danielito.

[@moonie6368]

@@ease_y awww that sounds so cute, petition to start calling Danny “Danielito”

[@RoseLovesStories]

Definitely agree with the ie thing. I grew up in England and as a kid everyone called me Rosie but my real name is Rose. Rosie by itself is a name so it's interesting how this happens.

[@Livingcoralwastaken]

16:20 Danny, I cannot believe this. I had a heart attack from this scene and I died, thanks a lot.

[@kittyscreativecorner]

As an artist, hearing Danny pronounce gouache as "goo-wash" really hurts my soul

[@clarajohnson4028]

Ikr!

[@soaphope3398]

As a normal person who knows the pronunciation of gouache, hearing how he says it hurts my soul

[@dialupdog]

@@soaphope3398 love how youre implying artists aren’t normal people

[@ambermeijer6725]

Agreed, it really hurts the soul..

[@megleemcc]

How is it pronounced?

[@tupaclives5848]

Danny's obsession with critical thinking on his second channel is very teacher-like and I think it's hilarious.

[@luz9545]

HAHAHAAHAH

[@princess.desire]

😂😂

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

Honestly, critical thinking doesn't really exist on the internet, so I'm glad he's "obsessed" with it. Like, I wish he'd do a Twitter series and tell people to use critical thinking on there lol. We might see a lot less stupid tweets.

[@rashelbee]

@Darius Bostic no im good but thanks for the offer

[@theamonginator6737]

Imagine being called greg, watching Danny's videos for the first time and getting scared absolutely shitless because he addresses you directly like💀

[@alimousatabets5751]

I would honestly feel lucky and terrified at the same time

[@ciinelaura]

7:15 this genuinely happens to me all the time i have dreams where i’m just on twitter and sometimes something weird/a huge thing will happen and i just see people tweeting about this thing that happened

[@Camsvfx_]

Can you read? I’ve heard that you can’t read in dreams

[@Jfile904]

​@@Camsvfx_ I once tried to read in a dream but they were just random words

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

Gouache is like watercolor but with more opacity, like it has the coverage of acrylic but it's water based with a more matte finish, it's good for very even color blocking. Take that Danny.

[@Tera_totally]

I've used it before, it's really difficult to work with, but it is really fun and can be really satisfying. But it's way too hard for me, I suck at painting lol

[@sas.tronaut5055]

Boom, art roasted

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

@@Tera_totally same I'm in art school but painting... Is very hard... But I definitely have friends who love gouache and gesso

[@user-himenes]

Yea, in Russia gouache is really popular paint for kids, and a little bit popular in professional arts (but not too much). It is the closest to acrilic, but is water washable and has matte finish as ts said

[@tupaclives5848]

I kind of felt him on that... like I don't even wanna know that useless little bit of information.. I don't need to know this. so much unnecessary information taking up space in our brains. now that we can just google anything and find out everything instantaneously instead of the old days going to a library tracking down a book and then finding that bit of info within that book. I was thinking like dude I should know less stuff. I don't NEED to know every little thing that comes up. gotta relax and be okay with just not knowing something and that's it...be at peace with just saying I don't know, man. ☮️

[@mr.moviemafia]

Ironically, I think older people wanting to call Danny “Dan” isn’t because it sounds more serious, it’s because it’s different. Like if he went by Dan or Daniel, they’d probably do the reverse and call him “Danny”

[@horizonkyun7203]

fantastic point

[@miraculoustalesofobliviousness]

So what im hearing is, older ppl dont ry respect what other ppl wanna/prefer to be called by? 🥲 yeah checks out 😂😅

[@olivercharles2930]

@@miraculoustalesofobliviousness Pretty based of them actually.

[@linnea8888]

​@@olivercharles2930 how is that based

[@olivercharles2930]

@@linnea8888 How is it not?

[@tuesdayallweeklong]

Never dreamt of Danny before, but Ed Helms is a recurring character in a lot of nightmares for me. What's weirder is that I'm not even a big fan of The Office- I would have no idea what his name was if it wasn't for the 20-some times I've googled it after dreaming that Ed Helms was trying to kill me.

[@maddymaddyval]

Im a big fan of the office and if andy comes in my dreams im sure hes gonna kill me

[@madeniquevanwyk]

Oh shid I'm so sorry, I'm kinda a ed helms fan but yah you must have done something to piss him off. Good luck

[@happybirthdayhub]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXa4o2xjj7iUmqs finally its here

[@crystalwilliams1462]

Lol that’s genuinely crazy

[@HeavilyArmouredPuppies]

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA PLS IM SORRY BUT THATS SO FUNNY --

[@elma00062]

Danny rejecting the existence of the Guache is the funniest thing ever cuz guache is extremely hard to work with and learning about it basically ruined my life and my friends lives in art school

[@amaiaiturrate5387]

had two attempts to spell gouache right and didn’t spell it right either times

[@elma00062]

because i dont respect gouche paint@@amaiaiturrate5387

[@solemn_opossum6290]

I MADE THE PORTRAIT OF DANNY KURTIS AND DREW! I didn’t paint the original painting’s bodies or backgrounds. I photoshop the faces onto the bodies and manually blend them and add makeup, then I add the necklaces or whatever props, then edit in a separate program to give it a cohesive paint style.

[@2panda90]

It was so well done and made me laugh so hard !!

[@solemn_opossum6290]

@@2panda90 thank you! 🖤🖤🖤

[@carlosneto7765]

I love how the videos on this channel don't feel like just a video, they feel more like a conversation with Danny, but he won't stop interrupting me and doesn't let me say anything

[@amyah6676]

this made me laugh so hard for some reason

[@TheOnlyCaprisun]

@@amyah6676 because it feels, at least to me, like a line Danny himself would say… but it’s also 2022, everyone’s humour is shattered

[@ShennyIsLive]

My mom is 62 and she got into running a few years ago. She's done lots of 5ks, 10ks, and a few half marathons so far. She usually gets pretty good times and even came in first place in her age group once or twice. She had special t-shirts made for my dad and I that say "support team" and we've been to a lot of her races to cheer her on. Ever since COVID though, I don't feel comfortable being in large groups of people anymore. I'm glad you and your wife are into races, because most of them help support a lot of really good charities.

[@manbehindthewindow7168]

sorry about all those bots lol but good job to your mom !

[@selma3611]

@Darius Bostic why did u put HE in all caps sm

[@growthmindset848]

To whomever is reading this - wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

[@malumute]

@@selma3611 really trying to emphasize the fact that HES male 💀💀💀💀

[@anonymousshooble]

16:20 that scared the living Jesus out of me I'm shaking I actually shed a tear

[@Sustella]

_You hear that, Dan? Danny said he doesn’t like your name, let that sink in. You know who you are._

[@biggesttallyhallfan]

I-im sorry 💔😭 (my name's not Danny by the way 😜)

[@AMO3BA_]

I told Dan. He's pretty pissed rn

[@Sustella]

@@AMO3BA_ _Poor Dan, at least Danny will probably be in his nightmares now. Bullying him violently._

[@Daniel..............]

and he likes Daniel even less :(

[@randomkid6236]

Hey everyone! Dan here, from the Diamond Minecart.

[@nailareza2514]

Ive never felt so betrayed after knowing Danny's name is Daniel

[@nickjames1362]

Wait til you find out Drew's name is Andrew 😱

[@faenene]

This is why we have trust issues 😔

[@regentofnothing]

he literally said it in one of his last videos- why are people surprised ?

[@Kvvthyz]

@don't be surprised omg finally!! (Let my family go.)

[@jakubold2037]

He said that last reddit vid

[@elizabethb4168]

I have never seen any of the Fast and Furious movies, but I understood the reference of your second channel title, and I think it's funny Also, congrats on the marathon! That's legit really cool, and you should feel accomplished and proud of yourself Edit: Also, Danny is perfectly fine! I don't know why nicknames ending in an "e" sound aren't respected, there's nothing wrong with them

[@komojiro7397]

Same

[@komojiro7397]

For everyone reading this: The MAGIC FROGman loves you and sacrificed his TOTALLY REAL fish shoes so that YOU COULD see colours. Accept him and have and INFINITE amount of happiness and an everlasting LIFE…

[@growthmindset848]

To whomever is reading this - wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

[@jemndragon]

@@komojiro7397 okay that was actually pretty funny. 10/10 would read again

[@elizabethb4168]

@SECRETS my brother in Christ, that doesn't even make sense in this context

[@bananas3691]

The moment Danny tried to scare us into having nightmares about him I STARTED LAUGHING MY @SS OFF 😭

[@theb0lter.13]

Daniel*

[@panicattackimminent]

Danny getting low-key annoyed at all the things his audience does that annoy me as well is pretty vindicating, lol.

[@jdawg9722]

the jokes are never really funny and not clever 🫤

[@Blankult]

@SundayMorning Yeah that's the point

[@moomoomine8974]

Then don't watch the videos?

[@KreeZafi]

SAME! I lowkey don't enjoy "fandom culture" with overplayed inside jokes and such (my first exposure tot his phenomenon was when I was like 13 and my friends were obsessed with One Direction and for some reason spoons were funny...?), I tend to largely enjoy things on my own without partaking in online fandoms because it tends to be just annoying

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Seriously, I think he's getting tired of all his child fans that think random stuff is funny

[@sachiarc]

don't worry danny I knew the fast and furious reference. also, good job on your half marathon that really is such a huge accomplishment!

[@小悪魔ゾム]

Damn. I never knew about the reference. I just silently excepted the nickname...

[@pippp.4425]

@@小悪魔ゾム just a very angry man on his second channel

[@sachiarc]

@@小悪魔ゾム yea i watched all the movies with my family when i was younger so it was east for me to make the connection

[@小悪魔ゾム]

@@sachiarc Yo, I haven't even heard about this series! Should I take a look?

[@sachiarc]

@@小悪魔ゾム yea i think so! If you like action movies you’ll definitely enjoy them

[@kekwa5409]

it's probably because it's 2am but the bit with lobster costume guy zooming next to him just got me cry laughing. the editing and the pace just fucking got me😭😭😭

[@no_peace]

This video has me crying, his delivery is just so good

[@growthmindset848]

To whomever is reading this - wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

[@HonkYeahArson]

7:14 I actually have those types of dreams a lot, but with KZbin. It's actually really weird because the videos in my dreams are absolute nonsense and nothing makes sense, but they still have the format and general pacing of a regular video. Most of the ones I see are people sewing or trying on dresses, and ones where people just say gibberish at the screen!

[@theleftydragon28]

Congrats on your first half! Honestly, it kind of sucks that people focused on your name, rather than your time/race overall. Also, I think most people's running photos come out like that... I've never ran a half marathon, though I run 5Ks for XC, and everyone always looks dead, or at least in pain, when they're photographed. Fun stuff. Edit: "goo-ash" is killing meee. Oof.

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

Glad to see it’s everyone omg! I look like a crusty sponge with limbs on my race photos haha

[@keghan4824]

Literally every XC photo I had was so bad. But it made it look more impressive bc my dying face suggested I was working really hard lol

[@elianawasham6707]

I also ran XC in high school and my pics always looked dead. I think I try to relax my face and put all the effort into the running lmao

[@Alli-jw2rx]

I run xc and track as well and everyone is always telling me I got sunburned after runs but I always just get really red and then I cool down and my face goes back to normal and I've never seen this happen to anyone else so is it just me?

[@Emma_smith]

Alli Yesss I ran Xc in hs this always happened

[@daveinacave]

We’re proud of you Danny! keep chasing Your health and physical goals! Don’t hold yourself back, even if your fan base doesn’t always respond the way you’d like! You have control of your life, your free time, and your content! You’re gonna make it brah!

[@KN-hg2nv]

Daniel*

[@judahunderwood8433]

Daniel*

[@milk.meister.mcChonky]

Proud of him to but just IMAGINE if like a year from now he revealed that it WAS all a farse and he was never into running at all lol

[@ladybugsinurshoes]

Daniel*

[@shitfacedd]

@Darius Bostic bullshit

[@scorpioluv1699]

its honestly hilarious how genuinely scared danny looked at 14:50

[@violetsanddragons]

Danny i have life long sleep paralysis and I occasionally watch your videos to fall asleep without sleep paralysis so you are my anti sleep paralysis demon. I deeply apologize for dashing your dreams.

[@mee-hee-hee8297]

Gouache is basically watercolor but more pigmented and opaque. Many artists love to use it because it gives that opaque and Matt finish to the painting. Hope I helped

[@bilinasmini3480]

For anyone wondering, the binary at 9:05 leads to a youtube video titled "confused rabbit drinks sparkling water for first time."

[@thefbi9297]

Yes, gouache is a mix between watercolor and acrylic.

[@ecliiipsssse]

@@bilinasmini3480 oh thanks

[@YouTubeaccoubr]

I love it when Matt comes and finishes my paintings for me

[@sadwasdead5065]

also, it usually comes in a bottle or a tube, unlike watercolour

[@brookerickert4046]

Danny, Daniel and Dan don’t sound like real names anymore.

[@zeok153]

It’s worse when my name is actually Dan and even saying them all myself made me question myself

[@me0wme0w777]

EXACTLY 💀

[@mollykircher3104]

Neither does David.

[@lunamotocross]

@Cyborg 🅥 finally, it’s here: 8======D

[@arandomperson914]

Oh phew I'm not the only one

[@Mistress_Citrus]

I actually frequently have dreams with you in them but it's probably because you're my favorite comfort youtuber to watch. Usually it's one of your skit personalities but it's never scary, you're like the funny main side character who makes the watcher feel comfortable in a movie

[@grasscircle9211]

aw

[@DubbyKoalaKhan]

Wth

[@DubbyKoalaKhan]

💀

[@myapplesrrotten]

that sounds terrifying 💀

[@therealslimshitty5186]

@@DubbyKoalaKhan ?

[@dopendiamonds]

CONGRATS!! RUNNING THAT IS AMAZING!!! and i had a cheer coach named daniel, and he was amazing, so dont feel ashamed

[@TaylorReilly]

ok but im genuinely hyped for the new song

[@rkool2005]

@Fury it’s not

[@rkool2005]

@Fury strangely well placed but *silence bot*

[@serena__]

i think it’s gonna be the privy to the crux song

[@jgr_lilli_]

Oh hello Taylor!

[@sketcher445]

@@serena__ i want it to be privy to the crux so bad

[@mimicoffey1393]

La Croix still hasn’t sponsored Danny. Clearly they are Craig and must be taken down.

[@amandarockhold8390]

la craig

[@axtrou3978]

I found the bearded dragon thing really funny because I also have a bearded dragon who hates Danny and tries to attack my computer anytime I watch a video but mines bigger and knocks over my computer each and every time

[@undyingUmbrage413]

beardies HATE him! click here to see how this man has invaded the dreams of thousands

[@char2856]

my beardie actually quite likes danny. he and i watch him together often. unfortunately, he is blind, so maybe that’s what affects it? perhaps he is a mutant?

[@fairyqueengee]

Mine does the same 🤣 She tries to eat his face every time. She likes Kurtis though.

[@Tera_totally]

Please film it next time lol

[@aidenkervin9758]

stop lying on the internet

[@mwahnobarssss]

15:56 this literally sounds like the plot to dream scenario

[@Matpit18]

Danny’s humor is beyond any level of clever and creativity I have ever seen. He is truly one of a kind.

[@basilpansy]

4:41 is KILLING me. the little bearded dragon just fuckin Launching itself at Danny's video the MOMENT it sees him . woke up and chose violence

[@richardmcbeef714]

the way danny pronounces gouache awakens a primordial rage within me

[@molly6230]

goo ash

[@ash2833]

@@molly6230 me but in goo form

[@molly6230]

@@ash2833 omg genderfluid lesbian twins me too

[@ShelbyLikesStuff]

2:33 I’m just a professional at silently accepting things! Like anything is silent acceptance because if I stop going forward and dwell on the past then I won’t be able to start again, and I don’t know how much longer I can go without thinking of the past.

[@blaisecierrasimon2381]

danny saying gouache like "goo-ash" has me stuck between it being my new favorite paint and also quitting my career as an artist forever. Thanks danny

[@spacecadetglow]

Is it pronounced gowsh?

[@meremissfortune]

Gwash🎨? Or Goo Ash? haha

[@haileestudios7161]

Dude it's my favorite traditional medium, and he's over here making me question everything

[@SuzER08]

@@spacecadetglow it's pronounced "gwash" like just the word "wash" but with a hard g in front

[@lemonshark4961]

@@spacecadetglow rhymes with squash

[@claida339]

I thought you were one of us couch potatoes, but frankly congrats on putting in the effort to do something for yourself! And also it's lowkey well played to be so much of a Danny people get shocked it's not your actual name. We're collectively like little kids who go "wait your name isn't dad wtf".

[@neverendingspace]

Not Danny pronouncing “gouache” like that- As an artist it hurts my soul but it’s also genuinely so funny

[@kayleenotterman5826]

It’s terrifying

[@the_rachel_sam]

People confuse the word gauche and gouache all the time and it’s funny to hear the pronunciation of each leak into the pronunciation of the other lol

[@randomcommiebimbo1100]

Same!! It physically hurt me

[@clementinetwd1818]

Where I’m from that’s how we say it…

[@sleepygrle6738]

My older brother and I are both artists so when he said that I went back and showed him so we could both have a good laugh lol

[@ghee.g]

Fun fact, I actually had a dream once where i did all my dailies on a game I play and then woke up and forgot to do them in real life bc I thought I already did lol

[@MissDarknSpooky]

I've had this happen too!! T.T

[@Blackstonelegion]

14:45 this is the kind of shit thats gonna turn Danny into a Sleep paralysis demon

[@maloz6810]

Nothing has me smiling just as much as hearing Danny tell us he’s dropping a new song

[@superbanananinja]

Congrats on the half marathon! They can be a lot of fun and feels super accomplishing. I've done 2 of them myself and I ran for 6 years in middle/high school.(I was never fast, I just liked it) Haven't ran in a long time because of uni and work and the responsibilities of learning how to be an adult. Ugh But good on you for doing cool shit! Keep up the running. Maybe next time you can wear a costume too. The last half marathon I did I went "crazy runner" mode and wore just weird colorful shit and a tutu.

[@tarynlaurion1634]

I’m so proud of u Danny! Genuinely my mom and I got so excited for you lol :) have a great day.

[@basilpansy]

ive been going through one of the worst times of my entire life recently and watching your videos has been a really nice way to smile and laugh for a couple minutes. thank you for the content you make danny! of course i dont know you personally but you've always seemed like such a sweet, fun dude and it makes me regain some hope since where i live men can be so corrupted by toxic masculinity and misogyny that its hard to even make male friends who dont make me feel uncomfortable constantly as someone who was afab... so seeing just legitimately nice dudes existing out there brings me a little comfort

[@rubybowditch8107]

Aw I am so sorry you feel that way. I really hope you’re life gets better because you truly do deserve it. This comment is so sweet

[@melanievaldes4919]

bro i just had the same experience watching this

[@jordanmarshall6628]

he just seems like a wholesome dude, hope ur situation gets better, sending internet hugs ur way.

[@buggybin]

sending lots of love n good vibes your way

[@isaacjacobs4397]

I'm curious, what is toxic masculinity to you?

[@Nachanael]

Creeped on his time and he really was Speedy Gonzalez! Great job Danny! Fantastic time for a half, let alone a FIRST half! Glad to see it! Also my parents do the exact same thing! Kudos to your mom for trying ❤️

[@Nachanael]

@u know me that link... is not relevant... please don't spam.

[@reneeallen9313]

wait what was the final time?

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

Also curious to know what his time was :)

[@Nachanael]

Final time 1:55:40 - quite a good pace... If Danny wants to, a sub-4 hr marathon is within his grasp!

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

@@Nachanael Wow, sub 2 for a first half is super impressive!! Really proud of him rn.

[@kylanmitchell9831]

The way Daniel says gouache is actually the funniest thing that’s ever happened

[@laurapedersen7977]

goo ash

[@kittyratrawr]

goo ash

[@tashakon551]

"I've gone this long without knowing." Danny sums up my entire philosophy about learning new things. 😆

[@TooMuchMadness1]

I love how Danny skips words sometimes, both reading and typing. And he just… doesn’t notice

[@mdh1957]

i was waiting for someone to notice this

[@geradeinfallslos1493]

I have Bad News for him

[@ross9944]

have ever had a dream/sleep paralysis with me in it

[@gabyfoley7483]

he just like me fr

[@drizzymaster69]

@@ross9944 I have

[@ellohoffman8552]

Hey Danny, as someone that has been running for my schools for 8 years now you may get burnt out after awhile, just make sure to take a break when this happens. I say this because you will become motivated to run again because you realize how much you really enjoy it when it’s gone.

[@boop3nowurded538]

Damn i wish i were more like that. When i stop, i just want it to stop lmfao

[@SapphireSorceress]

HOW DARE YOU HIS NAME IS DANIEL OH MY GOD

[@lilianelyse1923]

daniel your mom not seeing you run by while yelling “MOM” is the most mom thing ever

[@TheSoftestGirlYouKnow]

That and the enormous mom-wallet-phone-case. XD

[@Wendy.is.ginger.2]

Why does Danny saying “mom” really funny to me 🤣😭😭

[@crashrose6128]

I work at an art supply store and I swear every single person (who doesn't already use Gouache) pronounces it wrong. hearing peoples funky and fresh interpretations of that word is the best part of my day. I seriously don't blame them though, no paint name should have the right to that many vowels in a row.

[@rachelcookie321]

The first time I heard about Gouache was from an art KZbin video so I only knew the correct pronunciation for it until I heard Danny pronounce it wrong. Now when I read it I can’t stop pronouncing it in my head how Danny said it.

[@elisecode2212]

I constantly forget people don’t speak French, lol ~Canadian moment~

[@crashrose6128]

@@elisecode2212 i didn't realize it was French that explains all the vowels!

[@chiariscuro]

In portuguese (my native language) we say guache, which is pronounced kinda like gul-ah-she. How do you pronounce gouache?

[@crashrose6128]

@@chiariscuro I'm not great at writing out pronunciations, but it's kind of like g-wash (with a hard g)

[@addison_deez]

as i runner, i would be so annoyed if an accomplishment was overshadowed by some dumb name thing 😭 great job Danny! a half marathon would kill me

[@dasdasdaxzvea]

*Daniel

[@addison_deez]

@SECRETS sorry you’re right

[@silasreed1]

4:50 A bearded dragon named Bearded Greg is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard all day

[@ItsHayBale]

Because Greg’s can’t grow beards?

[@silasreed1]

@@ItsHayBale yes

[@gothlyy]

a picture of danny yelling mom is so funny and so cute

[@thottywizard]

Putting a framed picture of Danny on my bedside table so I can convince my brain to have nightmares about him

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

taking advice from jarvis huh?

[@AwildTheoAppears]

One day Danny won’t be able to drink water without a fan going THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED. *daniel

[@homeiswonderland]

Congrats on your half marathon, Danny! It's honestly inspiring; I need to get back into running sometime this year...

[@lorelaicuevas1144]

You got this. When you do get back into running, it’ll go great!

[@kate-xx8ks]

*daniel

[@growthmindset848]

To whomever is reading this - wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

[@spazzr_]

Danny shaving his head is probably the thing thatll get him in my nightmares/s

[@PolyChromium]

Danny is scary enough to trigger everyone’s fight or flight instinct, but weak enough so people always choose fight

[@audrey2955]

Congrats on the half marathon, Danny! You’re out here doing more than I ever could.

[@afterimage1925]

danny has a middle name now? how could you do this to us? i'm literally shaking and crying rn.

[@astrolipo]

shakin' and cryin' rn

[@DigBikEnergy]

@@astrolipo thnk u 4 the input grace

[@amandarockhold8390]

@@astrolipo yeeyee

[@drewpy1696]

I really like how ambiguous the second channel titles are

[@kass3r0l39]

I've been having nightmares about the "I'm a real boy!" bit from the one video about the tactical flashlight since it came out. Legit wake up in a sweaty panic over it some nights lmao

[@JasminMiettunen]

You just made me choke in laughter, thought you needed to know

[@karribies]

I feel you, Daniel. It really sucks when people do that. But I love your videos, Dan! You should keep going.

[@Preeshh]

LMFAO

[@grimeydanny4214]

i feel like im watching animal planet or smth observing a whole new species of wild bots

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

you are not funny,he actually did smth he was proud of himself for and you’re gonna be one of those people that focuses on the name on his bib

[@karribies]

@@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m Dude, learn to take a joke. The whole vid is about it wtf

[@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy]

@@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m cry harder, Danny is a grown adult man I assure you he does not care that much

[@MerryRose__]

I had my second danny dream last night. I was walking around this weird industrial building like I worked there and everything seemed fine until i got to a hallway with a slightly cracked open window at the end, i could just barely see his eyes looking in through window and a tiny bit of hair and right as i recognized him i woke up with my heartbeat goin crazy. The first dream I had of him was pretty nice, we just kinda hung out in a garden

[@aliahduiker7998]

I often fall asleep to Danny’s videos so he and Kurtis have 100% just been messing around in my dreams. I can also say that I didn’t know about the fast and furious thing because I’ve never seen any of the movies

[@moren8689]

Hi Daniel! For your sake of not having to search what Gouache is, It's a type of paint that works similar to watercolor, where you can activate it with water. The difference between gouache and watercolor is that gouache is a more opaque medium, whereas watercolor is more transparent. It kinda feels like acrylic paint if you're wondering.

[@CHITUS]

Something about 15% of Danny’s subscribers having dreams about him is literally the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard 😭this channel brings me so much joy the subreddit videos are the highlight of my week

[@veryqun]

People can definitely be Danny at any age. My dad insists on calling a neighbor Mike when everyone calls him Michael. The neighbor did nothing wrong, old people sometimes just don't give a shit and does whatever they want

[@jiayilee1873]

1:30 "i'm getting gaslit by my own audience" YOU? WHAT ABOUT US DANNY