on the run

edited by Jake Mayer / jakeshotfriend

[@violet183]

For anyone wondering, the binary at 9:05 leads to a youtube video titled "confused rabbit drinks sparkling water for first time."

[@Turnaround72]

Thank you

[@carol-annecollins]

You are a saint

[@blueburrry5876]

thank you very much

[@BraylynTaylorsVersion]

I love u

[@kittyh7500]

Bro you deserve all these compliments you are the person we all aspire to be lol. I knew there would be someone in this comment section.

[@KommandoL]

"On a serious note I would reccomend running" - Danny, moments before reaching you

[@always_leahving]

this made me actually laugh so much

[@Skittl1321]

I'm tired, so this took me too long to get

[@heartbreakinstreo]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[@deereye87]

Oh god oh no

[@Hannah-vy3mc]

i would fart to assert my dominance

[@Daniel_Schmaniel]

Danny: I definitely don't like Daniel Me (Daniel): *cries*

[@boomitscocosucker]

Don't worry Daniel, we appreciate you, you're part of the Greg fam after all.

[@mrdeadmemes]

ok but upside that is the best last name i've ever heard

[@Dan81848]

Same I get my friends to call me Dan and Danny said “ dan sounds so boring”😭😭lol

[@sovietbot6708]

You're not Daniel. You're Greg

[@MiAm0rie]

@@Dan81848 you're sarah

[@theamonginator6737]

Imagine being called greg, watching Danny's videos for the first time and getting scared absolutely shitless because he addresses you directly like💀

[@alimousatabets5751]

I would honestly feel lucky and terrified at the same time

[@10DUMBProductions]

I feel you Danny. My name is Bobby legally. Not short for Robert. And everyone older than me wants to call me Bob. I hate being called Bob.

[@cherie..cherry]

how do people even get Bobby or “Bob” from Robert 😭🥲 that is the one nickname I will never understand

[@MartKencuda]

That must really be a pain, Bob. I hate it when people call me Michael.

[@salonisoni247]

Bob the builder, can we fix it, Bob the builder, yes we can

[@ithinkiwoulddie9196]

@@abandonedmuse i guess

[@katnippy]

@@cherie..cherry it’s the “ob” part but i don’t know why it’s not just rob or robby

[@caranook]

People are surprised that Danny’s full name is Daniel, but Drew’s isn’t even just Andrew. It’s fucking Christopher. I wish I was lying, but his full name is Christopher Andrew Gooden.

[@danigirii]

i feel cheated.

[@mightbeiguess]

say sike right now

[@vashmahtehreem1689]

No fucking way

[@lamb9770]

i do not believe this.

[@calebmcintosh1991]

I get it, I've never seen anyone who looks less like a Chris

[@gianalugo9746]

I had a dream I met Danny at a vidcon but he was scared by how excited I was to meet him 💀

[@FKasana]

seems like something i would do

[@lowlowlowlow1453]

"hiii" "WHAT THE FUCK WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!??!"

[@Boots_ishere]

stop😭😭😭

[@user-ej2bk5yt2h]

I had a similar dream, met him on the street and was screaming and crying from happiness and the entire time he was just like “Ah shucks…”

[@IAmThatSlay]

bahahaha

[@strictlyhippie]

The fact that Daniel confused gouache and ganache is so funny to me lmao (Ganache is the ‘frosting’ he’s talking about’

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

As a runner, I’m low-key upset for you that your achievement was overshadowed by the Daniel thing. Good job on the race I hope you had a blast!

[@Thumper108]

Daniel

[@KitCat898]

Same! I’ve done 3 half marathons and I’d be really sad if my audience wasn’t proud. It’s a big deal!

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

​@@KitCat898 congrats on the three halves! And yeah, same! If my friends made fun of my name instead of acknowledging the accomplishment, I’d probably be very upset and disheartened.

[@thesam6875]

dood :|

[@kazakukog]

tbh i hate running and i'm sad Danny's accomplishment is overlooked

[@justaperson4656]

as an artist, I don't know which is better: Danny's way of pronouncing gouache OR him thinking it's edible

[@lucy-ra6252]

Same here, I can’t decide if I should offer the correct way to pronounce it or not. XD

[@phosphenevision]

The fact that gouache is a super common paint for little kids to paint with and danny has no idea what it is lol

[@g.t.3186]

The way he says it gives me a visceral reaction tbh

[@SpookiestAlice]

my question is is he thinking of ganache

[@jacquelyns5613]

he said it so many times!

[@brownshark2133]

Bro that bearded dragon attacking Daniel actually got me rolling

[@Dan-Athema]

As a Daniel my name journey was Daniel as a young child then Danny in teens and then Dan in early 30's. Im looking forward to what I will be called in my 40's.

[@JadeEvergreen_]

D

[@IHadSoManyIngots]

Big D.

[@Mz.Sari-]

No no guys it'll be 'Da' And 60's is 'D'

[@HistoricMetals]

"Da"

[@annah4189]

Dad

[@syrianadaich]

I'm going to make it my life's mission to NOT have a dream or nightmare with Danny/Daniel in it. Critical thinkers don't accept sleep paralysis demons just because they asked nicely.

[@ClassyCorgi]

True critical thinkers are too powerful for Danny to appear in their dreams

[@fatbgmanbg975]

Critical thinkers is based? 😳

[@danielpenrodii2389]

We’ll find our way into your dreams!

[@mariamfahim1766]

i agree

[@growthmindset848]

To whomever is reading this - wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

[@moldyramen7172]

This might sound weird but I honestly enjoy Danny's second chanel slightly more than his main one something about the laid back feel, interaction with Gregs, inside jokes that you have to watch every subreddit video to understand, and of course the sparkling water just make me feel like I'm apart of something special. these videos always make my day 10x better it's sad that so many Gregs are missing out on this

[@lamibonxd]

IKR

[@whosyourwormguy3548]

Sis you ain't weird I feel the same also your name is really cool lol

[@jeffjeff31]

Like the fact he goes on reddit every now and then

[@whosyourwormguy3548]

@@moldyramen7172 AREN'T YOU INE ICONIC BISH 😭😭😭

[@Loki-dm9gn]

bro ikr.. just wish i had a link to the subreadit...👀anyone?...

[@aurqcub3340]

i spent 10 minutes translating that luca binary. ITS A GOD DAMN RICK ROLL

[@Girllookhoworangeyoulook]

Had a dream about Danny where I met him at a theme park in line for a roller coaster. I nervously told him I was Greg, then he said “I’m your boss!” And then I did a salute to him as he got on the ride. Felt like a blessed experience ngl

[@rachelmann462]

“I’m getting gaslit by my own audience” That hurt, daniel

[@blending_in]

@Rare one omg finally

[@OfficialLuni]

@Cyborg 🅥 guess Cartoon Network wasn't paying you enough

[@bassemb]

"Half a marathon" sounds like a no big deal but it's frickin hard. Go Dan...ny.

[@gabidoo9304]

Dan…newyork

[@TheOnlyRonni]

Dan...New Zealand

[@Hunny3000]

Dan.....nadagascar

[@riddlemethiz]

Dan…nananananana Batman

[@bloodlust_9890]

Dan... (Insert creative reply)

[@yansimkillz]

16:20 Danny, I cannot believe this. I had a heart attack from this scene and I died, thanks a lot.

[@ciinelaura]

7:15 this genuinely happens to me all the time i have dreams where i’m just on twitter and sometimes something weird/a huge thing will happen and i just see people tweeting about this thing that happened

[@Camsvfx_]

Can you read? I’ve heard that you can’t read in dreams

[@kittyscreativecorner]

As an artist, hearing Danny pronounce gouache as "goo-wash" really hurts my soul

[@clarajohnson4028]

Ikr!

[@soaphope3398]

As a normal person who knows the pronunciation of gouache, hearing how he says it hurts my soul

[@dialupdog]

@@soaphope3398 love how youre implying artists aren’t normal people

[@ambermeijer6725]

Agreed, it really hurts the soul..

[@megleemcc]

How is it pronounced?

[@tupaclives5848]

Danny's obsession with critical thinking on his second channel is very teacher-like and I think it's hilarious.

[@luz9545]

HAHAHAAHAH

[@princess.desire]

😂😂

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

Honestly, critical thinking doesn't really exist on the internet, so I'm glad he's "obsessed" with it. Like, I wish he'd do a Twitter series and tell people to use critical thinking on there lol. We might see a lot less stupid tweets.

[@rashelbee]

@Darius Bostic no im good but thanks for the offer

[@bananas3691]

The moment Danny tried to scare us into having nightmares about him I STARTED LAUGHING MY @SS OFF 😭

[@YouKnewThatImAMastermind]

Daniel*

[@anonymousshooble]

16:20 that scared the living Jesus out of me I'm shaking I actually shed a tear

[@kedo]

No Clickbait in Title, No overhype in title, Just Pure Content with proper facts. This is what i pay internet bills for.

[@Kmleon]

And critical thinking

[@jameslansdown449]

Can you make your I a capital please in the lest sentence

[@lazypotato3707]

Stolen comment from Vaibhav Shewale

[@ceptemzorpus]

bot

[@jesusisrisen8447]

Repent to Jesus Christ “The name of the Lord is a fortified tower; the righteous run to it and are safe.” ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭18:10‬ ‭NIV‬‬ I

[@nailareza2514]

Ive never felt so betrayed after knowing Danny's name is Daniel

[@nickjames1362]

Wait til you find out Drew's name is Andrew 😱

[@fuzzytadpole]

This is why we have trust issues 😔

[@regentofnothing]

he literally said it in one of his last videos- why are people surprised ?

[@Kvvthyz]

@don't be surprised omg finally!! (Let my family go.)

[@jakubold2037]

He said that last reddit vid

[@edaz1999]

Danny rejecting the existence of the Guache is the funniest thing ever cuz guache is extremely hard to work with and learning about it basically ruined my life and my friends lives in art school

[@amaiaiturrate5387]

had two attempts to spell gouache right and didn’t spell it right either times

[@edaz1999]

because i dont respect gouche paint@@amaiaiturrate5387

[@interdimensional4288]

The urge to jump at the computer screen when humans see Danny is similar to the reflex cats have when they see cucumbers

[@caedanalba5125]

I am shocked to learn people didn’t get the channel name reference. That is the best name for a sequel ever

[@moodycheese9621]

I knew what it was and I've never even seen a fast and furious movie

[@mangosorbet]

@@moodycheese9621 same

[@radicalmallard]

I think it might just be an age thing. The movie came out almost 20 years ago and I'm pretty sure a lot of his younger audience missed out on the movie bc they weren't alive yet :/

[@MinorityRespecter88]

A better name would be Danny 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@Jsembuh.Klansemi]

i think it's less about not knowing the movie and more about why he chose to name the channel after it

[@nevaehcaroon5413]

I have just realized that Danny's subreddit vids are special. Like whoever is continuing to watch every one that comes out will understand all the inside jokes. Like the subreddit vids have turned into something where you can't just skip around the different subreddit vids if you want to understand the newest vid. It's like the Greg's have a multitude of inside jokes with Danny. That's how you know we are a true family. Have a nice day Greg's.

[@fool9899]

Very well said, Greg

[@mj.guti_]

thank you, greg! u have a fantastic day too

[@sophiathenas]

Couldn't have put it better myself, it's been really enjoyable. Have a nice day as well!

[@amanakonda]

Have a great day Greg!

[@rickrolled3666]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYWrnXahbMt4hbs Finally it's here..

[@scribblespirit6081]

Why does Danny saying “mom” really funny to me 🤣😭😭

[@staygay_]

To be honest, if i ever get a gecko, i am naming it grego now.

[@danielcz6882]

Gregcko

[@panicattackimminent]

Danny getting low-key annoyed at all the things his audience does that annoy me as well is pretty vindicating, lol.

[@InvestmentIdea]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3-QgqxqpLSgppo Finally its here

[@karinalumen9722]

The Drew/kurtis jokes are soo dumb at this point

[@jdawg9722]

the jokes are never really funny and not clever 🫤

[@Blankult]

@@karinalumen9722 Yeah that's the point

[@moomoomine8974]

Then don't watch the videos?

[@smilysprid]

I think Danny needs to make a sleepytime podcast so his voice is the last thing we hear before falling asleep. The percentage will inevitably go up

[@billbutlicker8069]

I agree

[@080soujanyamishra7]

Literally what I do every night

[@baslewis]

@@080soujanyamishra7 i might be misinterpreting but are you implying you listen to danny gonzalez before you go to sleep every night in an attempt to manifest him in your dreams?? i respect the grind ngl

[@080soujanyamishra7]

@@baslewis omg no lol. I meant like, his voice is a good white noise to fall asleep to. Not trynna manifest him or anything, i promise I'm not a creep

[@anikajoy5739]

please!!

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Whenever I have Danny dreams he’s always just aimlessly wandering around my house not saying anything. With the exception of that one time we took down an evil mind control organization.

[@ghee.g]

Fun fact, I actually had a dream once where i did all my dailies on a game I play and then woke up and forgot to do them in real life bc I thought I already did lol

[@MissDarknSpooky]

I've had this happen too!! T.T

[@brookerickert4046]

Danny, Daniel and Dan don’t sound like real names anymore.

[@zeok153]

It’s worse when my name is actually Dan and even saying them all myself made me question myself

[@me0wme0w777]

EXACTLY 💀

[@mollykircher3104]

Neither does David.

[@lunamotocross]

@Cyborg 🅥 finally, it’s here: 8======D

[@arandomperson914]

Oh phew I'm not the only one

[@mr.moviemafia]

Ironically, I think older people wanting to call Danny “Dan” isn’t because it sounds more serious, it’s because it’s different. Like if he went by Dan or Daniel, they’d probably do the reverse and call him “Danny”

[@horizonkyun7203]

fantastic point

[@miraculoustalesofobliviousness]

So what im hearing is, older ppl dont ry respect what other ppl wanna/prefer to be called by? 🥲 yeah checks out 😂😅

[@olivercharles2930]

@@miraculoustalesofobliviousness Pretty based of them actually.

[@mikael9606]

​@@olivercharles2930 how is that based

[@olivercharles2930]

@@mikael9606 How is it not?

[@melsills5436]

I’ve always watched Danny videos while making gouache paintings 😭

[@urdumb007]

15:56 this literally sounds like the plot to dream scenario

[@Fartballsmcgee]

Danny sarcastically going “…HA!” After the Danny is drew joke was the highlight of my day

[@destroyerofcake4079]

You're the highlight of my day

[@DespOIcito]

@visible bad bot

[@August-xd5gm]

It makes sense that danny appears in peoples dreams so much. I think many people watch commentary videos like danny's as they fall asleep so people end up sleeping while hearing danny's voice in the backround.

[@corak9135]

Trueee

[@ananyarai4607]

That 's rude!!!!

[@nini-fq3tb]

mhm!! i have really bad insomnia so i almost always have to watch danny, drew or kurtis to fall asleep and ive dreamt abt all of them lol. in my danny dream i just dreamt a whole different video where he ended up kicking a cat out a window :/

[@nini-fq3tb]

@इ LMFAO its possible i dreamt it after watching his gta vids bc ive rewatched them a billion times

[@happybirthdayhub]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXa4o2xjj7iUmqs finally its here

[@gothlyy]

a picture of danny yelling mom is so funny and so cute

[@violetsanddragons]

Danny i have life long sleep paralysis and I occasionally watch your videos to fall asleep without sleep paralysis so you are my anti sleep paralysis demon. I deeply apologize for dashing your dreams.

[@daisyt9144]

Something about 15% of Danny’s subscribers having dreams about him is literally the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard 😭this channel brings me so much joy the subreddit videos are the highlight of my week Edit: just thought I’d mention that he actually has appeared in my dreams once and it was like an Easter egg hunt scenario?? Very strange

[@aurore7665]

actuallly, i had a dream where I was in my French class and danny AND LAURA randomly where there too 😭 it was so confusing

[@carolinem4197]

i had a dream that at 2:00 AM Danny dropped a vid proclaiming he was going to be a dad and he and laura were jumping on a trampoline

[@scaredtosharemynameonthein1578]

Oh my gosh; he’s been in my dreams a couple of times

[@bug.b0y_25]

I think I commented this b4 but I had a dream that I was arguing with Danny and drew about who made pineapple express

[@larry8902]

dude i don’t remember my full on dream..just the part where i saw him. i have no idea what i was doing or where i was.. i saw him and i think he didn’t even have a body just his head and neck so i screamed “HOLY SHIT” i then realized that i was dreaming and was sucked out of it

[@ethanharris6094]

I had an abusive step dad named Dan and through out the entire like years I’ve watched you, I never connected Danny to Dan. Those are very distinctly separate in my head.

[@dandelionlungs]

i hope you’re okay :)🖤

[@AShortDork]

Sorry to hear that, hope you’re doing well :D

[@xXAcidBathXx]

Hope you are safer now

[@ariannahawkins5516]

omg i have an abusive step dad named dan aswell! Maybe it’s the name

[@BeaCNever]

I hope you’re doing ok now

[@dopendiamonds]

CONGRATS!! RUNNING THAT IS AMAZING!!! and i had a cheer coach named daniel, and he was amazing, so dont feel ashamed

[@PorPorCartoons]

Great job running Danny! Congrats 🎉!

[@fusetunes]

the only marathon i ever did was a charity run for a local theatre i was involved with. i was pretty young so my mom went with me, and my number was 2. i told her "i don't wanna be number 2!!!" so we swapped numbers... eventually i took the race really seriously and finished quite a few places ahead of my mom. but our numbers were swapped, so on the official result page it said i took way longer than her. moral of the story: accept that you are number 2

[@0Yazz]

what a cute and wholesome story. love that!

[@rudykvn7260]

2 has always been my number for sports 😭

[@icu3869]

Number 2 means you’re the $hit! ( be proud).

[@FabulousKilljoy]

💩

[@FabulousKilljoy]

@Darius Bostic btw you’re not winning yourself any god points for being obnoxious in a KZbin comment section that has nothing to do with this.

[@homemade.garbage]

Did he really say his name was Daniel? 🙄 Like, seriously Drew? We aren’t stupid.

[@bellatr1xz]

it's actually kurtis but go off 🥱🙄

[@hebislay]

@don't be surprised omg bestie thx, I didn’t know it was here, I thought it was not here, but so happy it’s here.

[@safwaankhan2322]

@don't be surprised yoooo (we dont care)

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

Lmfao

[@Sunny-zt4dc]

Literally like ofc the running picture is photoshoppped 🖐🏾

[@JenCorderoSantos]

14:58 just deleted my eardrums

[@acidyfr]

how did he know i was drinking sparkling water and asked me to open it AS I WAS OPENING IT...

[@Sustella]

_You hear that, Dan? Danny said he doesn’t like your name, let that sink in. You know who you are._

[@biggesttallyhallfan]

I-im sorry 💔😭 (my name's not Danny by the way 😜)

[@AMO3BA_]

I told Dan. He's pretty pissed rn

[@Sustella]

@@AMO3BA_ _Poor Dan, at least Danny will probably be in his nightmares now. Bullying him violently._

[@Daniel..............]

and he likes Daniel even less :(

[@randomkid6236]

Hey everyone! Dan here, from the Diamond Minecart.

[@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-]

As a runner, this makes me love Danny even more

[@emikomay]

i thought the 2 fast reference was one of those sequel titles people just know about, like "electric boogaloo"

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

Gouache is like watercolor but with more opacity, like it has the coverage of acrylic but it's water based with a more matte finish, it's good for very even color blocking. Take that Danny.

[@idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439]

I've used it before, it's really difficult to work with, but it is really fun and can be really satisfying. But it's way too hard for me, I suck at painting lol

[@sas.tronaut5055]

Boom, art roasted

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

@@idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439 same I'm in art school but painting... Is very hard... But I definitely have friends who love gouache and gesso

[@user-himenes]

Yea, in Russia gouache is really popular paint for kids, and a little bit popular in professional arts (but not too much). It is the closest to acrilic, but is water washable and has matte finish as ts said

[@tupaclives5848]

I kind of felt him on that... like I don't even wanna know that useless little bit of information.. I don't need to know this. so much unnecessary information taking up space in our brains. now that we can just google anything and find out everything instantaneously instead of the old days going to a library tracking down a book and then finding that bit of info within that book. I was thinking like dude I should know less stuff. I don't NEED to know every little thing that comes up. gotta relax and be okay with just not knowing something and that's it...be at peace with just saying I don't know, man. ☮️

[@GuardianSpirits13]

As an artist, hearing Danny pronounce gouache like goo-ash is the highlight of my day. I feel like so few people know what it is despite being one of the most unique and versatile mediums out there. (it usually rhymes with squash)

[@tiffany1705]

Gouache is a word my brain refuses to acknowledge. I love watching videos of people opening and organizing those little sets of paint pots, but I must have googled it over a dozen times and couldn't say it right if someone paid me.

[@overworkedwarlock94]

Scoo-ash

[@riddlemethiz]

Gwash

[@sadwasdead5065]

i thought gouache was the most common paint out there! we weren't allowed to paint with acrylic in school because of the staining, so i had always painted with gouache until i started doing art independently

[@idkuhhhhhhhhh]

@@sadwasdead5065 yeah its the most popular one in my country!

[@tashakon551]

"I've gone this long without knowing." Danny sums up my entire philosophy about learning new things. 😆

[@spazzr_]

Danny shaving his head is probably the thing thatll get him in my nightmares/s

[@solemn_opossum6290]

I MADE THE PORTRAIT OF DANNY KURTIS AND DREW! I didn’t paint the original painting’s bodies or backgrounds. I photoshop the faces onto the bodies and manually blend them and add makeup, then I add the necklaces or whatever props, then edit in a separate program to give it a cohesive paint style.

[@2panda90]

It was so well done and made me laugh so hard !!

[@solemn_opossum6290]

@@2panda90 thank you! 🖤🖤🖤

[@neverendingspace]

Not Danny pronouncing “gouache” like that- As an artist it hurts my soul but it’s also genuinely so funny

[@kayleenotterman5826]

It’s terrifying

[@the_rachel_sam]

People confuse the word gauche and gouache all the time and it’s funny to hear the pronunciation of each leak into the pronunciation of the other lol

[@randomcommiebimbo1100]

Same!! It physically hurt me

[@clementinetwd1818]

Where I’m from that’s how we say it…

[@sleepygrle6738]

My older brother and I are both artists so when he said that I went back and showed him so we could both have a good laugh lol

[@sophwritesmusic]

I just realized Danny has appeared in at least two of my dreams 😭🤚🏻 one of them included drew too 💀

[@HonkYeahArson]

7:14 I actually have those types of dreams a lot, but with KZbin. It's actually really weird because the videos in my dreams are absolute nonsense and nothing makes sense, but they still have the format and general pacing of a regular video. Most of the ones I see are people sewing or trying on dresses, and ones where people just say gibberish at the screen!

[@kekwa5409]

it's probably because it's 2am but the bit with lobster costume guy zooming next to him just got me cry laughing. the editing and the pace just fucking got me😭😭😭

[@no_peace]

This video has me crying, his delivery is just so good

[@growthmindset848]

To whomever is reading this - wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

[@Xavierpng]

danny, generally in english, the -ie or -y means "little" or "cute" (like "ito" in spanish or "chan" in japanese) so maybe that's why but honestly people take it too seriously. sometimes i'm gonna get a kissie and talk to a guy named danny. what's so bad about that

[@oz459]

Thanks for your insight Xavier

[@strawberryicecube8390]

In order to fix Dan, we call him Dan-Chan. /j

[@ease_y]

Danielito.

[@moonie6368]

@@ease_y awww that sounds so cute, petition to start calling Danny “Danielito”

[@roseolena7765]

Definitely agree with the ie thing. I grew up in England and as a kid everyone called me Rosie but my real name is Rose. Rosie by itself is a name so it's interesting how this happens.

[@yourfavoritetransmasc]

I have sleep paralysis where I just hear very loud voices, and often, since I fall asleep to the sweet lull of danny’s voice sometimes, I hear him.

[@0llie._.]

i didnt get the 2 danny 2 furious thing at all but i was just like oh okay

[@mimicoffey1393]

La Croix still hasn’t sponsored Danny. Clearly they are Craig and must be taken down.

[@amandarockhold8390]

la craig

[@wowamber5107]

Danny saying he activates people fight or flight, meanwhile i watch he's older videos every time I'm feeling ill or having a chronic pain flair up because he's very comforting to me.

[@Bonklyboi]

Healing Danny exists. Do ya think healing danny is eternally fighting sleep paralysis danny on the astral plain? 🤔🤔

[@elyzabethfoster6873]

SAMMEEEE, whenever I'm having a bad pain day I watch Danny, Kurtis, or Drew because they're familiar and comforting 😭

[@cereal_21]

chronic pain gang 😔

[@blending_in]

@its nice knowin ya the first time I've ever seen likes on a bot comment lol

[@SnoopaSchnozler]

That’s what he wants you to believe…why do you think you’re feeling ill in the first place….?

[@motleythewild]

"50% percent of a million is what like 150,000"

[@drewpy1696]

I really like how ambiguous the second channel titles are

[@axtrou3978]

I found the bearded dragon thing really funny because I also have a bearded dragon who hates Danny and tries to attack my computer anytime I watch a video but mines bigger and knocks over my computer each and every time

[@undyingUmbrage413]

beardies HATE him! click here to see how this man has invaded the dreams of thousands

[@char2856]

my beardie actually quite likes danny. he and i watch him together often. unfortunately, he is blind, so maybe that’s what affects it? perhaps he is a mutant?

[@fairyqueengee]

Mine does the same 🤣 She tries to eat his face every time. She likes Kurtis though.

[@idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439]

Please film it next time lol

[@aidenkervin9758]

stop lying on the internet

[@richardmcbeef714]

the way danny pronounces gouache awakens a primordial rage within me

[@molly6230]

goo ash

[@ash2833]

@@molly6230 me but in goo form

[@molly6230]

@@ash2833 omg genderfluid lesbian twins me too

[@rhonecia9620]

You're my man danny

[@pikitat]

A half marathon is really impressive! Good job on your first one!

[@lilianelyse1923]

daniel your mom not seeing you run by while yelling “MOM” is the most mom thing ever

[@TheSoftestGirlYouKnow]

That and the enormous mom-wallet-phone-case. XD

[@TooMuchMadness1]

I love how Danny skips words sometimes, both reading and typing. And he just… doesn’t notice

[@mdh1957]

i was waiting for someone to notice this

[@geradeinfallslos1493]

I have Bad News for him

[@ross9944]

have ever had a dream/sleep paralysis with me in it

[@gabyfoley7483]

he just like me fr

[@panbimbo919]

@@ross9944 I have

[@noahsnation2433]

Alternative channel name: Danny 2 the electric boogaloo

[@akisutahatter3245]

i cant believe i forgot i literally had a dream where i was being chased by krampus except it was just danny

[@tuesdayallweeklong]

Never dreamt of Danny before, but Ed Helms is a recurring character in a lot of nightmares for me. What's weirder is that I'm not even a big fan of The Office- I would have no idea what his name was if it wasn't for the 20-some times I've googled it after dreaming that Ed Helms was trying to kill me.

[@maddymaddyval]

Im a big fan of the office and if andy comes in my dreams im sure hes gonna kill me

[@madeniquevanwyk]

Oh shid I'm so sorry, I'm kinda a ed helms fan but yah you must have done something to piss him off. Good luck

[@happybirthdayhub]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXa4o2xjj7iUmqs finally its here

[@crystalwilliams1462]

Lol that’s genuinely crazy

[@lasagma]

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA PLS IM SORRY BUT THATS SO FUNNY --

[@scorpioluv1699]

its honestly hilarious how genuinely scared danny looked at 14:50

[@mossesdaughterrat7938]

Daniel James Gonzalez is too expensive sounding for our little danny boy

[@tate73822]

danny i genuinely do have dreams where i just look at my laptop, like frequently. i have these atleast 3 times a week, nothing interesting happens in them i literally just look at posts from artists i like

[@kylanmitchell9831]

The way Daniel says gouache is actually the funniest thing that’s ever happened

[@laurapedersen7977]

goo ash

[@kittyratrawr]

goo ash

[@carlosneto7765]

I love how the videos on this channel don't feel like just a video, they feel more like a conversation with Danny, but he won't stop interrupting me and doesn't let me say anything

[@amyah6676]

this made me laugh so hard for some reason

[@TheOnlyCaprisun]

@@amyah6676 because it feels, at least to me, like a line Danny himself would say… but it’s also 2022, everyone’s humour is shattered

[@suzannep4122]

I was trying to do math and I died inside every time Danny said goo-ash instead of gouache (gw-a-sh)

[@MeMe-ud7mj]

I can never see danny the same after the dream video

[@mee-hee-hee8297]

Gouache is basically watercolor but more pigmented and opaque. Many artists love to use it because it gives that opaque and Matt finish to the painting. Hope I helped

[@bilinasmini3480]

For anyone wondering, the binary at 9:05 leads to a youtube video titled "confused rabbit drinks sparkling water for first time."

[@thefbi9297]

Yes, gouache is a mix between watercolor and acrylic.

[@EclipseINF]

@@bilinasmini3480 oh thanks

[@YouTubeaccoubr]

I love it when Matt comes and finishes my paintings for me

[@sadwasdead5065]

also, it usually comes in a bottle or a tube, unlike watercolour

[@afterimage1925]

danny has a middle name now? how could you do this to us? i'm literally shaking and crying rn.

[@astrolipo]

shakin' and cryin' rn

[@ethynberndt4863]

@@astrolipo thnk u 4 the input grace

[@amandarockhold8390]

@@astrolipo yeeyee

[@Suckysuckyducky]

8:25 Gouache is pronounced gu-wash and it’s a type of paint. Sorry I had to 💀💀

[@noodlesofoodles]

danny was ahead of the game, creating the plot for “Dream Scenario” before it was even out lol

[@renee5930]

i like how in every reddit video it’s just danny being so annoyed by his fans lmao

[@basilpansy]

4:41 is KILLING me. the little bearded dragon just fuckin Launching itself at Danny's video the MOMENT it sees him . woke up and chose violence

[@chocolateplushi]

8:13 as a long time artist and casual viewer in the art community this physcally wounded me. the way he says it- gouache is a type of paint, from what ive seen sort of like water colour in the way it can be water activated but more opaque

[@tarynlaurion1634]

I’m so proud of u Danny! Genuinely my mom and I got so excited for you lol :) have a great day.

[@sachiarc]

don't worry danny I knew the fast and furious reference. also, good job on your half marathon that really is such a huge accomplishment!

[@user-km2mn6rh7x]

Damn. I never knew about the reference. I just silently excepted the nickname...

[@pippp.4425]

@@user-km2mn6rh7x just a very angry man on his second channel

[@sachiarc]

@@user-km2mn6rh7x yea i watched all the movies with my family when i was younger so it was east for me to make the connection

[@user-km2mn6rh7x]

@@sachiarc Yo, I haven't even heard about this series! Should I take a look?

[@sachiarc]

@@user-km2mn6rh7x yea i think so! If you like action movies you’ll definitely enjoy them

[@TaylorReilly]

ok but im genuinely hyped for the new song

[@rkool2005]

@Fury it’s not

[@rkool2005]

@Fury strangely well placed but *silence bot*

[@serena__]

i think it’s gonna be the privy to the crux song

[@jgr_lilli_]

Oh hello Taylor!

[@sketcher445]

@@serena__ i want it to be privy to the crux so bad

[@adelakotkova7331]

you can pry the “-y” at the end of the short version of my name out of my cold dead hands

[@oldcheese4]

DANNY ITS PRONOUNCED GWASH ITS A PAINT

[@Blackstonelegion]

14:45 this is the kind of shit thats gonna turn Danny into a Sleep paralysis demon