Can Kryten Swear? | Red Dwarf | BBC Studios

Can Lister really make Kryten swear? Well Rimmer is a smeg head so it shouldn't be too hard!
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[@ste309w]

Along with Bottom, Red Dwarf taught me how to swear when I was growing up. I remember back in the day getting into trouble at primary school for calling another kid a smeghead. Worth it. He was a complete and total one.

[@honeypower]

Haha same I learned a lot of phrases from these shows, along with Game On with Ben Chaplin. Loved these as a kid

[@lukemcellin8736]

Was it rimmer?

[@jimbo_1312]

@@honeypower Ben Chaplin was amazing as Matthew, that show suffered after he left.

[@bobbyfeet2240]

Should have stuck with "smeee heee!"

[@hardwirecars]

damn my hillbilly roots i use smeghead all the time and no one gets it :(

[@gillianday4804]

Rimmer - a smeee heee? Kryten - a complete and total one

[@jamiehoward5538]

And a total one at that!

[@gillianday4804]

@@jamiehoward5538 HA!

[@hardwirecars]

@@jamiehoward5538 if you are going to do something do it to its fullest even if its being a smeee heee

[@jamesfogarty8380]

Still funny

[@gillianday4804]

@@jamesfogarty8380 yep

[@pugsrock3171]

An off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden . Laughed till I cried

[@FildasKirk]

yeah, too bad in the Czech dub they say "off duty Tasmanian policeman"

[@jackhemsworth7515]

FildasKirk what about if they did one in tasmanian

[@pugsrock3171]

How 'bout Gelfish? Oh, I forgot, Gelfs don't have police.

[@FildasKirk]

+Jack Hemsworth did one what in tasmanian?

[@TudominotheGreat]

What about the Bolivian navy on maneuvers in the South Pacific?

[@alarkhar]

Funnily enough, in the episode "Gunmen of the apocalypse" Rimmer gets identified as a "Smeeeeee Heeeee" by an amnesiac Kryten - and is happy to hear that, because that means Kryten is starting to recover.

[@ETH5626]

Well Rimmer is *the* most obnoxious, trumped-up, *farty* little smeghead that has ever been Kryten's misfortune to encounter.

[@mopedcactus3349]

Shadowhawk28 excuse me

[@IanJTaylor]

I still the remember the firs time i saw this. I had a kidney infection and every time i laughed it was agony. The pain was unbearable but i couldn't stop laughing!

[@Smeginator]

Sounds like your kidney was a smeeee

[@Lucy-ok5yl]

Rimmer: I could have you dismantled for this. Kryten: Smee Hee! Oh, damn my programming.

[@RIGman0497]

I love how Lister holds up the cards as Kryten is trying to say Smeg Head

[@wizardsongs5409]

I like that given his programming he can completely disobey direct orders no problem, but still has an impossible time swearing.

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

Even Kryten has more humanity and he is a robot. Rimmer is a smeghead.

[@diamandis806]

A complete and total smEeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeee

[@diamandis806]

sorry I had to lol

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

Julianna Taylor Can't blame you.

[@jaysonklein6018]

SMURRRRR! SMEEEEEEE HEEEEEEE!

[@ramoneschick1]

Sir, you're a smeee...heeeee!!..A complete and utter one!, oh damn my programming..i still laugh so hard i cry at this!..Best red dwarf ever!

[@benitosolverano9020]

ramoneschick1 Anyone who knows someone like this at work can sympathise with Kryten!

[@natbarber858]

Ive got kryten as my ringtone saying " sorry sor but there is a smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg heeeeeeeead calling " best ring tone EVER

[@DaveB806]

The Best one liner EVER “Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska” 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@GregofCanada]

"A Smee Hee!" "A complete and total one." XD

[@Ya_Mosura]

A complete and total one.

[@DemonKingOFFICIAL]

I didn’t learn about RD until this past year, but it has quickly become one of my favorite shows to binge.

[@DDay12G]

When he does that thing with his neck when he says "Smeeeee" It reminds me of a turtle xD

[@shockmeoff5505]

Red dwarf was so before it's time.The man who wrote this was a genius !!! Comedy on LCD as I was back in the day .

[@TrekkerUK]

Ahhhh the 90s, I was always on CRT myself ;).

[@thenutcracker172]

I love the term Smeeeeee heeeeeee

[@piffny6666]

“He’s a……😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SGRev1]

Kryten sounds like he's blowing an air horn when he tries to swear.

[@danielappleton153]

Arnold J. Rimmer is the British descendant of Major Frank Burns of " MASH ", if Frank Burns had an affair with a woman from Britain who had a child afterwards.

[@neilfroggycrompton2466]

+Daniel Appleton damn that's a frightening combo,how would the human species survive that? :D

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

neil crompton That is a scary combination indeed.

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

Daniel Appleton heh,more like grandchild of those two,actually speaking of course-Eh..?

[@collectorduck9061]

Headcanon accepted

[@jochenstacker]

11 people are Smee Hee's.

[@rogueoperative1547]

+jochenstacker 12 people are Smerrr Heeee's now.

[@drxshock6957]

14 actually

[@drxshock6957]

so sad

[@FildasKirk]

15 already... we are surrounded by Smee Hees' ... wait, wrong franchise... no less funny though :D

[@CryonicCrusader]

18 smee hees now. Complete and total ones.

[@thisbambibites]

I love Robert Llewellwyn

[@rogueoperative1547]

+Obvious Bicycle I met him in person.

[@thisbambibites]

+RogueOperative Lucky you.

[@PoissonVisageStudios]

+RogueOperative Same, he signed my copy of his book: 'The Man in the Rubber Mask'.

[@rogueoperative1547]

Matt, King of the North Awesome dude! ;-)

[@martinjh999]

Have you seen his show on YT about electric cars/tech Fully charged? Search here to find it...

[@AceGGR45]

Rimmer: a smeee heee?! Kryten: a complete & total one! Me every time: 😂🤣

[@DJMrBigstuf]

That is the most funniest Red Dwarf clip ever! 'You're a smeeeeee...... eeeeee!!!'

[@Waaagh40KRed]

0:58 I love how Kryten just gives up after the third attempt.

[@sgnjamcitydevteam6913]

*Rimmer: what’s a smee heee?* *Kryten: a complete and total one*

[@arlfiftyfourtd8132]

watching Kryten trying to say that is golden

[@gingerking76]

Back when I was at high school, this was just about the funniest in the world ever to happen......ever.

[@Bucking_Fastard]

Maaag... Maaaag... Maaaa...goooor!! (That's how iťs in Czech version, haha.)

[@NoXion100]

How did they translate "smeghead" into Czech?

[@LazarouDave]

@@NoXion100 Well, by separating "smeg" and "head" then translating them

[@Bucking_Fastard]

@@NoXion100 No they didn't, they used to word "Magor" which roughly translates as "Freak"

[@DZestyHD]

"A complete and total one" Had me in tears

[@hollyxs6212]

smee heee

[@jamiercarabott4495]

Levi Ackerman Smeeeeeee HEHEEEEEE

[@hollyxs6212]

Smeeee HEEEEE xD

[@hollyxs6212]

x3

[@benjaminA.stantonpun]

Anyone who dislikes this posting is a complete and total one!

[@eldante4139]

Some moments in Red Dwarf are too funny 🤣🤣 like this and the scene with Kryten and the psychiatrist but there are many many funny moments. Have to love Red Dwarf 😁

[@shawnattwells5355]

"Oh damn my programming!" 😄

[@Ignorethisuk]

Some of the best original comedy EVER written.

[@thetruetoonfan]

0:31 SMEEEEEEEEG HEEEEEEEEEEALD! KAL_ASSIC!

[@justbennyka7596]

Nevermind how he calls Rimmer a smeghead, its the face he pulls when calling him a smeghead

[@evilrobottolhurst]

guess what brand of stove I am going to buy?

[@CherylCold]

God I miss this show

[@Podolstein]

Eleventh season is in production so we won't have to wait much longer.

[@CherylCold]

Hahaha excellent!

[@Podolstein]

+Henchman Twenty1 Well, we don't know that yet. And even if it's not as good as the old Red Dwarf, it's still Red Dwarf. So by definition it's better than most TV now.

[@KuraIthys]

Season 7 is also very strange without the laugh track. On the DVD's there's several extended episodes without it, and it's just... Weird.

[@KingsNJenssons]

i disagree 10 was great

[@CONOFRAC]

i love his face when he says smeee heeee

[@jordanhowell7798]

Why Arnold sir, you're a SMEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@HakitoCZ]

1:29 The stressed bacon? Let's better eat it!

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

I think they said distress beacon,lol. Although I get it,I want bacon too.

[@mel_arky]

I thought it was distressed bacon, makes it much worse xD

[@JPPnarmour]

I cannot wait for the new episodes coming out next year!! haha! oh and there is a new box set coming out series 1-8 for £35..... how amazing! i'm going to watch them all back to back like 10 times.

[@juleswagner9597]

This show was frickin' awesome! I miss it so much...

[@ianinkster2261]

Describing Rimmer as a Smeg Head should glide inhindered past his truth circuits.

[@walldermatthew1]

It the bulivean navy on maneauvers in the South Pacific lol

[@chrismaguire3667]

"Bolivian navy..."

[@zombie_g1itch_tea_th3]

This is still one of the funniest scenes ever!

[@CryonicCrusader]

One of the most iconic parts of Red Dwarf history! XD And Robert does a hilarious impression of Kryten without makeup/prosthetics on: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKbHi6yuaJKtlbc

[@joseph-tu4mb]

He's a smmmmeeegggg heeeeeeeeeddddddd

[@Genderkaiser]

Smeeeeg heeee... Oh, damn my programming!

[@Derobite]

I totally love this part. I literally laugh my face off. Smeee heeeee

[@jenniferbenson6962]

Anyone notice that Kryten was lying about heading for the planet?

[@jaysonklein6018]

Jennifer Benson that was the point.

[@HCDrulz0001]

1:13 = the reason we love this episode :)

[@Bhong666]

Those same people are still smegheads in 2013!

[@EveOracle]

My peripheral vision didn't pick that up until you mentioned it. Thanks.

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

Well,Kryten learned how to lie to Rimmer.

[@assistantto007]

Oh, memories. I think this is 1 of my all time fave sketches.

[@NuttyNorbert]

OH YES I just laughed as I watched this bit.

[@pupdogmango]

'smmmmmeeeeeeeeeg heeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaad' 'brutal'

[@ItsMyNaturalColour]

yeah i bet!! LOL We should do a survey... Tom

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

Hahahahahaha-HA! Damn,he totally sounds like a toy horn or one of them weird toy motors when kryten does that...Oh you Smmmmmeeee-heeeeeegh,Rimmer!

[@spidaminida]

"He remembers me!"

[@zyhgar25]

he's a smeeee heeee

[@rooster3266]

Lol ! Can help thinking SM , SM , SM , SMEG ! Good old Kryton !

[@troubledspirit3328]

So many hilarious side splitting funny moments...

[@fearIfinch]

Engaging panic circuits. Pan circuits engaged. AHHHHHH!

[@fixitmann6685]

I don't know how Red Dwarf got away with this, they have a strict policy against using words such as that on the air. SMEG is an Italian appliance company which has been in business since 1948, and yes they sell in Britain. I would not be surprised if some of the "retro" appliances such as the fridge and toaster on the set were that brand. Amazing the BBC didn't catch it in all those years. www.smeg.com/smeg-world (SMEG is an acronym for Smalterie Metallurgiche Emiliane Guastalla) As you can see in the link, their appliances are clearly branded (except on set) reviewed-com-res.cloudinary.com/image/fetch/s--EezmgWjV--/b_white,c_limit,cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_progressive.strip_profile,g_center,q_auto,w_792/reviewed-production.s3.amazonaws.com/attachment/fe4eda54ab154573/Smeg-appliances-union-jack.jpg (That fridge kills me! works just like an antique.)

[@JasonElysian]

'A Smee Hee...' 'A BIG ONE!' RED DWARF!

[@AkiNutty]

I´m here instead of doing my homework. Smeg twice.

[@lempton]

one of the first episodes of red dwarf i saw years ago and the moment i realised i loved it :)

[@peterburke1709]

I'd love kryten to call piers Morgan or Justin Bieber a smeghead lol

[@ItsMyNaturalColour]

My science teacher really really acts like Rimmer! omg... what is it with these science teachers and Red Dwarf? Tom

[@untilitookanarrow]

I like the part in british comedy shows where they don't have any jokes, true metahumor at its finest.

[@TheOldGuest]

I like when Americans act like they make good comedy. It's their best joke!

[@NovaRuner]

Well he may not be good at saying smeg head, but at least he can do sarcastic lies. Turn your attention to the lines “I am not setting a course. And I am not bringing us in.”

[@Enzo012]

Smeg is a real thing btw, refers to a certain substance on a certain part of the (male) body.

[@Tim_3100]

Kyrten : sir your a smee Rimmer : a smee Kyrten: a smee heee Rimmer : a smee heee Kyrten : a complete an total one Brillant lines

[@JadMock]

On 21 January 2011 it was confirmed that a new series will be filmed in late 2011 to be broadcast in 2012 on the digital channel Dave.

[@Legolaspower]

A complete and total one !

[@KilroyTheStrange]

Well, he swore. "damn"

[@ALynnL07]

What's funny is that later on, in the "Rimmer World" episode, Kryten says I used to call you a "Smee hee" and Rimmer says "A Smeg head?" XD

[@rustkarl]

I thought that was Gunmen of the Apocalypse. ‘There’s something familiar about you too, I get a name… Smeee. Smeeee Heeeeee.’ ‘Smeg Head?’ ‘That’s it!’ ‘He remembers me!’

[@nightster4435]

how to see Kryton with a funny face step one : watch this clip step two : pause at 2:10 step three : look at Kryton's face step four : have a laugh if you find it funny :)

[@NZCUB3R]

RED DWARF NO.1!!!

[@eppurse]

@xecutey I watch BBC America and there are no ads for kippers...just the same ads you see on other American channels. I don't remember paying in pounds to see Monty Python movies either SmHd!

[@lmordro]

@tirsden You're very very welcome.

[@StFidjnr]

@ 0.35 Kryten FTW.

[@freebieman217]

@TheBlorgatron true, but look at the date added lol, and also this was made in late 80's/ early 90's so u can see why the quality is like that :P

[@FrankStrickland-t7t]

This reminds me of a good sci fi comic book

[@freepartysoundsystem]

lol, thats a bit unfortunate! *picktures mini door rimmers from the new red dwarfs

[@MoonIsNinja]

There are 8 Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh heeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Made my week!

[@DocsMistake]

no more and no less lol

[@JudgeBane]

Funniest thing ever.

[@eppurse]

@xecutey BBC is supported in the US by Ads- note there is NO originals US shows on BBC America- it is all old BBC shows, except Star Trek NG. BBC, if it makes any money in the US, probably uses it to improve and subsidize your programs, reducing the yearly amount you pay. No doubt the expanding budget allowed for Red Dwarf over its term was in part because it sold overseas, here in America on the Public Broadcasting Network, similar to BBC but funded by Gov't grants and viewer contibutions

[@TinaMentolova]

Say this is is an apple! no sir i can't this is a banana:)

[@edinscot56789]

No wonder Rimmer's confused

[@94popart]

he's a smeeeeeeg smee hee!

[@nunyanunya4147]

Kryten looks so weird with out his make up... less human than his full body suit :(

[@s1e5b9]

i had a lot off hype for 'Back to Earth' but when i watched it. it did not live up expectations

[@danielwilliamson6180]

0:49 Kryten has tourettes.

[@keeperofthecheese]

STILL CALLING PEOPLE SMEGHEADS IN 2012