Castle Super Beast Clips: Food Fuckery - Society Is Crumbling

[@night1952]

From laughter to panic attack in 3 wheezes.

[@skinnermclane4467]

One of the funniest Pat moments in years, in my opinion. Up there with his indignation at the start of the Wu-Tang episode of Saturday Night Scrublords where he yells "YOU...YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" at Woolie, and the time Paige got hit by Paypyrus' slowest bone attack and he just stares at her and says "...BITCH!? WHAT THE FUCK??"

[@cyrusardyn]

@@skinnermclane4467 which one was this? lol

[@mariquisflora3551]

@Skinner mclane when was the paige one?

[@skinnermclane4467]

@@mariquisflora3551 Look up "Paige Bumbled Through Undertale [1/2] Pacifist" The moment happens around 43 minutes. Just know that this is after Paige has lost twice to Papyrus before.

[@SeppukuAddict]

Severe peanut allergies are the Chaos Randomizer mods of life.

[@fien111]

Spitting into food and putting it back on the shelf for "lulz" is pretty much textbook psychopathy

[@ccproductions5262]

Technically the textbooks call it anti-social personality disorder, but other than that yeah

[@redhellreaper9421]

Only buy your food sealed, never trust something with just a lid.

[@geckowonderful]

Only trust food in bag form

[@In-The-Zone]

but all shampo and toothpaste have just normal lids and caps...

[@Verd254]

@@In-The-Zone toothpaste where i live comes in a sealed box with a tube inside

[@TheGraveyarder]

you could just cook your own food

[@ArtivousGaijin]

Look up the Tylenol murders. Never trust anything unsealed.

[@stippyme567]

Say what you will about the peanut butter build. The extra 4 dex points and full cooking mastery is a big help when attempting a no damage run.

[@606hunter1]

Poor Pat almost had a full blown panic attack at the idea of only eating tampered with food

[@In-The-Zone]

meanwhile Paige will eat all the food, wrapper and all.

[@k.-flynn]

cut to Woolie filling Pat's house with slightly open jugs of tea in an attempt to finally kill Pat

[@Valanway]

@@In-The-Zone the peel is the best part of a mcdonalds burger

[@iller3]

...not even the First time he's exposed himself. He had similar panic over a year ago just from the idea of someone rearranging his regular plated food at a restaurant & adding surprise mechanics to it

[@k.-flynn]

@@iller3 Pat exposes himself every single day in every single way

[@thomasderosso5625]

_Peanut Universe Patch Notes_ Estus Flasks now have a 10% chance to completely fill your Toxic meter instead of healing you.

[@Eco419]

Pat anxious wheezing gets me every time

[@arkbot5071]

Eventually there will be a segment called Pat vs food

[@Tokkoking]

Arkbot 1st episode pat argue with Paige about McDonald’s and mustard

[@vahlok1426]

"Pat Stares at Food"

[@Captain_Aham]

At about 6:35, you can pinpoint the exact moment Pat's entire world shatters, rebuilds, and then shatters again in the span of about 3 seconds

[@JackPoppy]

6:08 Upgrade, right? *snap* Upgrade! *snap* Upgrade! *snap* Huh?!

[@GabeSweetMan]

HMMMMMM?!

[@AngryHomunculus]

"Your baby's soul has been erased from existence"

[@LorekeeperThal]

Retconned

[@Radical_Sir]

Says the Pope

[@BlackScream77]

theres is actually a case where a woman sued a guy who dipped his balls in her coffee and another where a man caught a waitress spitting into his sandwich... im glad these cases dont go without repercussions.

[@Zayindjejfj]

Nuts in coffee. T bagging indeed.

[@gibmeaway100]

It wasn't dipping his balls in her coffee, he was shooting his semen into her coffee, which makes it worse to a degree.

[@sanctamachina]

Remember...most crimes go uncaught in every category.

[@ceresbane]

how do you prove that in a court of law tho...? Do you just keep the sammich as physical evidence?

[@BlackScream77]

@@ceresbane I don't remember the story exactly but i think the waitress bragged about it online specifically saying what she did and photographing the whole ordeal.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Here's a fun tip for you, Woolie. Society will not care for your well-being. Truth is the trust was broken from the start.

[@Zayindjejfj]

Why you gotta bring up reality man...

[@Dasaltwarrior]

"Promise nothing, and deliver less" is actually pretty apt here.

[@Abdega]

Which is why “trustless” or actually “minimized trust” systems are good Did someone screw with a thing? The tamper seal will tell if it did. What if the company itself screwed with it? If I can verify myself if it’s been tampered with I can tell. It’s not perfect, but getting rid of as many “blind trust” links in the chain is a good step in the right direction

[@tricksterhuaun]

So dont ever buy anything ever. Go be a farmer and live off the land.

[@circular7]

People spitting or doing mysterious things to your food before eating it? That's totally someone's kink. People probably made money off of that long before the pitch for selling gamer girl bath water.

[@cop-killer-]

Shit brownies my friend

[@Abdega]

Bf 109 K-4 I only know about that from an Oneyplays bit and that alone is too much

[@bioforce5]

In the United States this is a crime punishable by up to ten years in prison AND a fine. It is legally termed "Tampering With a Consumer Product." Basically the law says that if you do anything to a product which could result in bodily harm to another person (i.e. They get sick from ingesting your body fluids) or could do serious harm to a business (Nobody wants to buy that product anymore because they saw someone lick one) then you have committed a an offense under Federal law.

[@xRagingDragon04x]

As a society we need to work as a team, relying on others for things that you can't do yourself, for a price. So when you buy groceries or fast food, you expect and trust other people to handle your food with the outmost respect and care that you would personally do for yourself. When that trust and respect are gone is when society begins crumbling. If we can't trust others then what is the point in the system? I'm all for fun and having a good time, but lately I feel that these viral trends are hurting the trust we have for one another. Its obviously my responsibility to look after myself to make sure anything I ingest is relatively safe... but I shouldn't have to constantly watch my back for a service I'm paying for :/

[@Zayindjejfj]

Exactly. That's what the point of society and civilization was for. You didn't need to constantly look over your shoulder and second guess every single thing. You knew you could trust the food that you PAYED for. Everyone lived peacefully and was difficult to conquer because everyone worked for the common good.

[@thestormtrooperwhocanaim496]

Preach my dude, preach

[@weirdo3116]

Apparently product tampering is a federal crime

[@Siamzero1994]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders

[@bigezfire2390]

Poor young woolie thinking the world and its people are supposed to be kind to each other.

[@aidankavanagh7813]

9:37 As someone who is training to be a lab tech, this really got me.

[@AngryHomunculus]

Wait how does that speak to you?

[@aidankavanagh7813]

@@AngryHomunculus It more so made me laugh, as Woolie said, there are so many worse things that could be in it beyond spit.

[@quincallahan6323]

To be realsy for a second, what is so angering about messing with people's food to me is that it is such a breach of trust and this weird power play over a stranger that it really bothers me. In addition to how disgusting it is and the occasional real dangers it can lead to the guys discuss.

[@Zayindjejfj]

You would think people would be mature and professional to not do stuff like that in 2019. But no, we have literal adult-children who never mentally made it past middle school that actually have this.....NEED..... to fuck with stuff that should never be fucked with.

[@zoeymorrigan6521]

Quin Callahan not to mention, the girl who started it was sick at the time too, so she had full intentions on getting some random stranger sick. I say just get rid of her. She's of no use to society and is only a parasite.

[@AwesomeCornSauce]

Watching pat become slowly unhinged is like watching the stand arrow inch-worm to Crazy Talk.

[@josephlien8875]

Back in high school me and everyone else in the drumline (I know it's lame shut up tho) would go to this guy's house to practice and he always had like three crates of peaches in his kitchen. One day someone asked "why do you always have so many peaches?" He says so casually, "Oh, I fuck them." We all laugh and think it's a joke and he goes "No, I'm serious. Have you tried it? It's the best. Just hollow it out first." I haven't eaten a peach since.

[@fun2building]

See that just sounds sticky and upsetting

[@SharkNinjaBlueStar]

Yeah but...peaches are sticky as fuck...that's...thats just awful...

[@FA-ST]

I'm not sure if that's better or worse than the guy who fucked a coconut.

[@Zayindjejfj]

.....how small was this man's penor?

[@606hunter1]

That makes me want to vomit

[@jkbobful]

you might not notice if your food/drinks has been messed with if your just casually shopping until u get home and then its too late

[@riastradh]

The day we can’t trust our food is the day society starts to crumble

[@justin9860]

I guess we're already there then.

[@tymelthompson4182]

Every single person who does this for fun and clout deserves the American History X stomp.

[@BelldandyMan]

Is pat losing weight? He looks less egglike and more rugged and box like now.

[@Zayindjejfj]

Well you tend to starve when your food gets spit put into it.

[@lunebadru5997]

Yes he's been going to the gym

[@felixdaniels37]

@@lunebadru5997 About fucking time. Now all he needs to do is go cold turkey on Red Bull.

[@linSP.]

6:35 when the goblins strike

[@brokentower3148]

People with food allergies are playing with a scratched disc.

[@brokentower3148]

Peanut allergies are DRM. Actual pirates do not have to deal with that shit.

[@realbattleonfilm8299]

This is the uberboss version of leaving the bathroom without washing your hands.

[@getschwifty5537]

Those people also should be executed for their crimes

[@bibliophile5000]

Never eat hospital food if you can help it. I work in one and the number of food services employees that I see walk out of the restroom without washing their hands is staggering!

[@mrbonesaw90]

So did anyone picture a Space Colony shaped like Mr Peanut dropping into Canada when Pat said a giant peanut from space.

[@johnbuscher]

>Live and let live That's not how it goes, Woolie. Didn't you play Alpha 3? It's LIVE AND LET DIE! GO FOR IT, MAN!

[@realbattleonfilm8299]

John Buscher NOBODY BLINK

[@Sigh95]

And now we enter the next arc of the social media age, where people will do ANYTHING for the thumbs ups, likes, karma, etc. This is only the beginning.

[@shadowrobot7708]

I wonder how pat would react to knowing that there was a batch of peanut butter that had bird feces inside the mixer from a small hole in the roof. The manager told his boss( the owner of the company) and he told him to ship it anyway. It shipped. about 11 people died from salmonella poisoning. Hundreds got sick.

[@StriderWolf]

Im an actual professional cook with 10 years experience from various different restaurants and cafes. was even a sous chef for a while, and Im in the US. let me tell ya, no kitchen is as clean as you'd hope they are, and the majority of cooks that work back there really arent the most sanitary people. the reason why nobody ever gets sick is because the rules for whats actually passable to sell is a lot more lax than you'd expect and what people dont know really doesnt hurt them. if the average customer saw what it actually looks like back there, they'd never eat at restaurants ever again. as long as you dont sell raw food or things that have been on the floor, its basically fine.

[@Yal_Rathol]

humans are kinda boring to look at and don't have many fancy natural abilities because most of our upgrades and evolution went into stuff that's under the hood. as long as it's properly cooked and digestible, we can eat basically anything. so, a modicum of cleanliness is usually sufficient to keep the majority of people healthy, you know, wipe down the plates with water and soap between uses, don't mix raw meat and anything else, you're probably fine.

[@TheTexasDice]

You can't make that jump from the elevator to the Duke's archives unless you're allergic to both bees and peanuts. It's a framerate thing.

[@theprofesionalist7927]

It's good thing I don't use social media that much. A professional troll knows that in order to get off scot free they've got to remain anonymous.

[@Zayindjejfj]

Sir?... Yes sir, user name checks out.

[@slyfox1223]

You can literaly see Pat's smile fade after he is reminded of humanities worst idea ever

[@NaxipTV.]

*Someone spitting in a store drink Me: How could you do this, I thought we were living in a society.

[@nostalgia_junkie]

just noticed the tron legacy ost on the wall, nice woolie

[@whiteblacklight9603]

We live in a society?

[@Zayindjejfj]

A society that is slowly but surely becoming less.....social.

[@thestormtrooperwhocanaim496]

@@Zayindjejfj but all the apps and the influence tho. Jk today's trends and stuff makes me wanna just work, hit the gym, go home and game. Don't want to deal with the drama. But there was that trend about planting trees that was baller. Would do that some more

[@Zayindjejfj]

@@thestormtrooperwhocanaim496 It really is hard to break the norm in a society that just actively....refuses to actually be social in a healthy way.

[@ToozdaysChild]

Not since 2016.

[@khufuthecelestialgriot379]

I've always been afraid of this. That's why when I rarely eat out, I'm very polite, patient, and I tip very well.

[@Loffeleif]

If there was ever an incentive to get into hunting and growing your own food, this is fucking IT.

[@bonebrew22]

Ive never seen a sports drink that doesnt have a seal, just because it doesnt have the aluminum thing between the cap and the bottle, you still have to twist off the cap and break it off the ring its attached to. If you open a bottle and you dont have to apply extra force to break that that thing ben sput in

[@Bl4ckD0g]

If I was a chef, I'd just get something from the grease traps.

[@SideswipePrime606]

Wait...don't most sports beverages have that serrated ring below the cap to indicate whether or not it has been opened? I'm pretty sure every single packaged foodstuff has some sort of indicator as to whether or not the seal has been broken. At the very least, I've never seen any that don't have that.

[@ArtivousGaijin]

Because of the Tylenol murders it's a life sentence.

[@NoName-xi2kx]

I hope woolie saw that animation based on this simple banter that gets deeper and where questioning the society we live in, ending on the notion that screw all those people that lick ice creams tubs and drinks putting it back on the shelf.

[@joshsleezeYT]

Dude that was a one wheeze away from a legit panic attack. Don’t kill Pat Woolie!! I mean I know he’s got it coming but fuck!!!

[@waj9876]

The thought of people fucking with my food makes me both incredibly angry and incredibly anxious as the same time. I hate it.

[@SoaringLettuce]

That shit is probably a violation of the Humanity Charter from Attack on Titan. DEATH SENTENCE.

[@ConAirAmvs]

If your a person who does this and you see them you are REQUIRED not allowed REQUIRED to beat the shit out of them after taking a picture or recording it those ppl are vile

[@furyberserk]

What's this "keep comments respectful" [two words dealing with bovine and plant nutrients] community guidelines thing? Can people get strikes from comments now? I heard that from a streamer, but not sure.

[@DaBoweh]

Would the worse punishment be to see your food be spit on, and not be able to put it out of mind or pretend it didn't happen, or your food gets spit on the next room over and you have no idea where, how much, or most importantly, who the spitter was?

[@punisherisback4863]

Pat's looks like hes slowly morphing into David cage

[@adams3627]

God gave me food allergies and anxiety because He had to nerf me. I was too powerful

[@GrayD_Fox]

The only person who can spit on my food is my lovely girlfriend. I already like her spitting on me, so why not just add some flavor to my food.

[@heyllo1337]

I think it looks like pat is losing weight again

[@elijahtalmud8281]

Depending on who's spit it is that punishment doesn't sound too bad. :eggplant:

[@michaelpalacios8951]

Once again 6:31. Patrick's Resolve is Tested...

[@donniebell7887]

Remember to give them the yelp reviewer special

[@K7O9W13]

i... want to get back at those people on Instagram that f*** with my eating habit... in a major way... real talk my ninjas...

[@ghirahimlefabuleux8984]

You think that's bad? Think about all the potential weirdos who could have tempered with your food but never got caught because they aren't stupid enough to broadcast it. Imagine the number of people you gave ever seen working in any food related establishment. There is no way every single one is a clear minded human being not to mention all the potential assholes and the fetishist who get off to that and can't really control themselves. You probably met at least one don't you think. I mean the world is a big place right?

[@justinl8791]

REAL TALK: Those seals are a must. They need to come back to every packaged food. Never take the risk, especially if you got allergies. Also, I'm going to skin anyone who does this fucking bullshit. Alive. And I'm being dead fucking serious.

[@Radical_Sir]

people can survive on water only like that homeless dude from fallout

[@marcusdranz]

No. They shouldn't have to only eat food that someone's tampered with. _They should be forced to watch the tampering happen, first_

[@SivTheScribe]

People who add their bosses on Facebook are asking for it.

[@kingoftropes922]

I'm not SAYING these people should be publically tied down and have rotten food and loogies throw at them. But i mean if they did i wouldn't be complaining. Gotta teach em somehow.

[@turtleboy1188]

You coward! Society is thriving! Aaaaaaaa!

[@dianatheascian8701]

WOOLIE ID RATHER DIE

[@FightCain]

Charge those guys with bioterrorism

[@MrStupidfresh1]

Oh man, that Reddit page imatotalpieceofshit is a good way to find shit that pisses you off.

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

Can we just contain the U.S. and Canada like stop the stupid from leaking out.

[@shinluis]

It's too late now.

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

@@shinluis worst part its tourist season now so i gotta watch out for this shit

[@nerdyvids1]

Ah yes, because nobody in the UK or Asia has ever done something idiotic.

[@shinluis]

to clarify: the entire world is already incredibly stupid. can't save a ship from sinking if it's already buried deep down mariana trenches.

[@Charredasperity]

The ice cream girl got 20 years for it. that's...too much. They need punishment, but not that level of punishment. (unsurprisingly she was black in a bible-belt state if I recall correctly) I think all the other instagram kids got away with it though, which is infuriating for different reasons. The people who should be in jail are the instagram and youtube "influencers" convincing dumb kids to do all this stupid shit that puts people in danger, shit like prank channels and the tide pod challenge leads to this. Side-note, don't sell food without a seal on it! That should be an FDA rule!

[@Charredasperity]

All this being said, I'm a germaphobe and this is the worst Instagram trend yet.

[@JosephXFS]

She could have actually killed someone for being so stupid. I'd say doing this type of shit makes you a gigantic asshole at best or a psychopath at worst. This is like shooting in a random direction and not worrying about anyone getting hit. To top it off with video of herself doing it means that she is remarkably stupid as well. People like that are seriously dangerous.

[@hawkemesa]

20 years is potentially too much, I agree, however she will likely be eligible for parole upon good behavior in as little as 2 to 5 years which is far more appropriate. I'm sure the judge and the DA took as much into account. The main point of such a large sentence is to deter copy cats and to punish the unrepentant. If she continues to think it wasn't such a big deal then her prolonged removal from society could only benefit the bystanders in her immediate vicinity.

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

Fuck that she deserved it.

[@tychoazrephet3794]

Also I feel the need to point out the absurdity of an industry where people don't bat an eye at content creators sexually soliciting their(often underage)fans or filming actual dead human bodies of actual real people, but spitting in food that's too much. That's what we as a community gotta crack down on.

[@getschwifty5537]

I mean, we as a community should be cracking down on *all* of these things. Don't undersell food tampering just because other atrocities against society exist. I have plenty of hatred in my heart for all of these crimes.