Chris Stuckmann reviews Cats, starring James Corden, Judi Dench, Jason Derulo, Idris Elba, Jennifer Hudson, Ian McKellen, Taylor Swift, Rebel Wilson, Francesca Hayward. Directed by Tom Hooper.
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@mopthermopther4 жыл бұрын
This movie wasn’t released. It escaped.
@kahzexp44934 жыл бұрын
mopthermopther god comment
@mopthermopther4 жыл бұрын
KahzeXP yes, I confess I stole that line from some ancient comedian like Don Rickles, Henny Youngman or maybe Milton Berle. I also confess I never saw Cats 🐈
@awesomegaymer57864 жыл бұрын
it was released, just not by humans, by satan
@ms.evegene4 жыл бұрын
LmmFAO
@BlyeRedandWhite4 жыл бұрын
That comment is pure gold
@1nc0gn1204 жыл бұрын
I didn't even see it and I still expect a refund.
@AkaMagenta4 жыл бұрын
Keep Holden On HA!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@clarapilier4 жыл бұрын
I just want to erase the first trailer from my head.
@metaford37464 жыл бұрын
I wanted a refund of my innocent after knowing this movie exists
@JY-dh7mk4 жыл бұрын
Gold.
@chenchen61504 жыл бұрын
Cats should've been 2D(and the cats are actualy look like cat) animated rather than this abyssmality movie.
@Yoshimaniac4 жыл бұрын
they finished the movie a DAY before the premiere.
@trentdevlaminck99274 жыл бұрын
They did Little shop of horrors in three days
@justinthomasjr.364 жыл бұрын
Wazzuppp yoshi :3
@angelthechaoticdemiurge35044 жыл бұрын
Actually, they made more corrections a few weeks after it premiered. The movie in general was a complete unfinished disaster.
@AkairuNoAme4 жыл бұрын
now if it wasn't a movie I'd say someone procrastinated their high school "art" project. Like hard core procrastination masterclass.
@narutojames2254 жыл бұрын
Return of the King was apparently being worked on up until its release
@areebarashid85843 жыл бұрын
The comment section is much more entertaining than the movie .
@srikar17263 жыл бұрын
Ikr lol
@Supasmartguy3 жыл бұрын
Staring at a wall for six straight hours would be twice as entertaining as that movie, at least.
@aboysarchives3 жыл бұрын
im the 200 like
@trawlins3962 жыл бұрын
Definitely!! 😂😂. I come here when bored to get a few laughs!!
@AE-ee6mg4 жыл бұрын
*"If Dante had seen Cats he would've included a 10th circle of hell." - Chris Stuckmann.* This should be included on the DVD cover.
@altair15144 жыл бұрын
A E PLEASE
@eddyreyes48844 жыл бұрын
I 've being laughing for ten minutes straight... Norm Macdonald said it best: It's being called Shit to FUCKING Shit!
@ferosiety4 жыл бұрын
A E omg
@andrewferris81694 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it be the 8th circle not the 10th? Unless this movie takes up 3 entire circles.
@gamersinacontainer4 жыл бұрын
I'm going to make a custom cover. Not buying the movie, though!
@funnyguru9104 жыл бұрын
If they showed this movie on an airplane, people would still walk out on it.
@mopthermopther4 жыл бұрын
daniel mayer 🏆
@joejitsu0344 жыл бұрын
This joke is on every movie review ever
@tmass14 жыл бұрын
best comment
@mopthermopther4 жыл бұрын
Googles ❌✈️❌
@theroamingsavage88134 жыл бұрын
Lol love it
@100_vadlavikramchary93 жыл бұрын
"This movie is the worst thing happened to cats since dogs."
@chrismulwee49113 жыл бұрын
There should be a sequel TITLED "DOGS!".
@oriongear24993 жыл бұрын
@@chrismulwee4911 God I hope that doesn't become a reality.
@sirduncebag61903 жыл бұрын
@@chrismulwee4911 And everybody die's, THE END
@yeh22483 жыл бұрын
@@chrismulwee4911 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@xxbad_acidxx00793 жыл бұрын
Yeah that joke was told at the oscars.
@nandano.16563 жыл бұрын
The test screening of this movie is the torture scene in A Clockwork Orange
@jarodlechadores43363 жыл бұрын
*Movie Plays “STOP IT STOP IT I BEG YOU! IT’s A SIN! IT’S A SIN!”
@b.d66423 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@PlahaKumar3 жыл бұрын
You know that Han solo torture scene in Star wars? This movie is what they used.
@alxluthor3 жыл бұрын
I read "test screaming" at a first glance and somehow it made sense...
@shalightbambam36334 жыл бұрын
Prime example that even if could do anything doesn't mean you should
@universalsoldier22934 жыл бұрын
Nailed it.
@Cornodebassetto4 жыл бұрын
The reviewer or the movie 😅
@captainrick45134 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum would be proud.
@MrDman214 жыл бұрын
If you love musicals then you'll like this. If not, stay away, stay far far away!
@retrokonami90424 жыл бұрын
Cough cough *S T A D I A*
@lisazoria27094 жыл бұрын
Just the fact that this movie didn't get shut down the second someone suggested making it, goes to show how out of touch Hollywood is.
@missleelee72324 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@Tampabruh4 жыл бұрын
Sadly ANY RETARD with a megaphone sitting in a director's chair can make and release a movie in Hollyweird now🤷♂️. And some bitches and complains on Twitter when their movies tanks in theaters.
@apalebluescribble71284 жыл бұрын
Actually i Really liked the Idea of a Cats Movie. The Problem is that it was already made in 1998. And it should have not gotten a Reamake.
@JohnDoe-wq5eu4 жыл бұрын
@@apalebluescribble7128 The problem is the term leave well enough alone or stop while you're ahead just simply does not exist in Hollywood. I have to say though the level of trainwreck/dumpster fire this movie is, is astonishing.
@mobiledatano17874 жыл бұрын
@@Tampabruh If that is the case I'm going to be a Hollywood director now
@benm59704 жыл бұрын
"This movie makes Dragonball Evolution tolerable" Does this mean Chris officially has a new worst movie ever made?
@ElixirChallenge4 жыл бұрын
No
@titocristobal55734 жыл бұрын
Nah, Movie 43 is still the worst.
@Kdot6_164 жыл бұрын
@@titocristobal5573 Well, that movie has at least 1 good part.
@Locadel20033 жыл бұрын
Jack & jill
@mr.ashtastic80632 жыл бұрын
No there’s still Movie 43
@Yohanan5524 жыл бұрын
God: "so instead of feeding millions of people with 93 million dollars, you made Cats." Director of Cats: ...
@Usagi3934 жыл бұрын
randel hanson “I was also responsible for Russel Crowe’s singing, so you need to go ahead and just send me down”
@bazzamckracken5884 жыл бұрын
Usagi393 Russel Crowe wasn’t even that bad
@Yohanan5524 жыл бұрын
@@bazzamckracken588 even though the interpretation of such an artistic piece is definitely subjective, you're wrong. It was f***ing awful.
@andromedaiscoming1853 жыл бұрын
Those people should get jobs.
@ezelfrancisco13493 жыл бұрын
God: Yeah, earth's getting cancelled. Us: But we are getting an In The Heights movie God: No, I'm not taking any chances. Us: But Lin-Manu- God: Nope, not taking any chances
@DerWaidmann_4 жыл бұрын
The 95 million dollars wasted on this movie could've fed people
@xvandrex4 жыл бұрын
It could have be used for shelters for real cats...that makes me sad
@wright96d4 жыл бұрын
That relatively low price tag shows why the CGI is so bad.
@cnote35984 жыл бұрын
The simplicity of your comment is perfect; poignant. Our nature isn't kind to itself.
@whattheflimflam4 жыл бұрын
Couldve given vets with ptsd apartments and therapy cats to help them feel better
@southernfriedmedia39684 жыл бұрын
Could have help a lot of people in Australia
@BSJINTHEHOUSE4204 жыл бұрын
Stuckmann watches these bad movies so we don’t. Not all heroes wear capes.
@hoodedmaniac36024 жыл бұрын
Carefully, he's a hero
@mnmnnm5864 жыл бұрын
Some wear epic genre mixed shirts.
@ProgJester4 жыл бұрын
a guy watching it so we don't have to
@DDChorror4 жыл бұрын
@@ProgJester HELLOOOO I'm the _____ _____ I remember it so you don't have to!
@johnsmith-wx5fb4 жыл бұрын
Shaddap with ya boring not all heroes wear capes b.s
@schwarzerritter57244 жыл бұрын
"It tells the story of a freakish cult of cats." Hold on... this movie tells a story?
@BigOwl513 жыл бұрын
The plot is as coherent as me, blazed on weed, trying to explain philosophical topics to my also blazed friends. Spoiler alert: completely incoherent
@AdmiralBonetoPick2 жыл бұрын
"It's actually very straightforward. Jellicle cats meet at the jellicle ball and under a jellicle moon get a jellicle wish..." "Wait, what does 'jellicle mean'?" "Never mind that. Look, here's Skimbleshanks the railway cat. Altogether now 🎶 'Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat is a cat who's also a railway cat...' 🎶
@user-ut6sj9vg5x4 жыл бұрын
This movie is the reason why the Coronavirus appeared
@justinthomasjr.364 жыл бұрын
You need likes because I just cough 😷
@kieranstark72134 жыл бұрын
I think that indeed, several terrible movies (likely more than good ones) of the late 2010s are part of the cause of Coronavirus.
@crazycomicguy50633 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing too
@depressedmidlifecrisistimm30433 жыл бұрын
Makes sense because the virus was around december
@randomhuman973 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stand dragon ball evolution. . . And he says it's tolerable?????? I'm not even gonna see the cats poster
@sayandeepguin86484 жыл бұрын
Chris Stuckmann: 'Cats' makes 'Dragon Ball: Evolution' tolerable. Holy hell. That's bad on a whole new level.
@lnsullivan4224 жыл бұрын
Definitely to Chris.
@thevillainwasright26014 жыл бұрын
my jaw dropped when he said that. holy hell
@Lancer214 жыл бұрын
I still can’t believe he said that about a film
@skywalker26764 жыл бұрын
SDG that’s how you know this movie is bad if you say dragon ball evolution tolerable 😭😭😭
@someguy61354 жыл бұрын
SDG : when he said that, I was as like. “ that’s not possible, how bad is this movie?!”
@rastifan78634 жыл бұрын
If I pirated this movie, I would still demand my money back.
@arkadiuszkawak63794 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@ethanmueller82184 жыл бұрын
Rastifan why would you even want to watch it in the first place?
@rastifan78634 жыл бұрын
@@ethanmueller8218 I haven't. The trailers and the clips along with the reviews have told me what I need to know.
@ethanmueller82184 жыл бұрын
Rastifan alright.
@absurd2074 жыл бұрын
I'd turn myself in
@buruguduystunstugudunstuy10634 жыл бұрын
James Corden IMDB Emoji Movie Cats Oooff
@Crispy_Bee4 жыл бұрын
big oof
@thecinematicmind4 жыл бұрын
and Lesbian Vampire Killers
@MrDodgerdodson4 жыл бұрын
A great movie he was in was History Boys - which is fucking fantastic btw. And he wrote and starred in Gavin and Stacey which is hilarious and very good. Then Horne and Corner was absolute dogshit, then he won a Tony award for One Man, Two Guvnors. He's also been in 2 of the worst movies ever created in Emoji Movie and Cats. What a weird career this man has had. Huge highs, deep trenches of lows.
@blockgamer37914 жыл бұрын
what about DBE?
@erfanmanouchehri79993 жыл бұрын
Oooff level = 💯
@brandonwooldridge18773 жыл бұрын
You can always tell a movie is bad when Chris starts off with a long pause
@ebonenragedrage78704 жыл бұрын
Even the trailers were strangely...disturbing.
@Saltyaf384 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Fuckn Sonic looked better than that.
@wutwut36284 жыл бұрын
Uncanny valley.
@acelakid944 жыл бұрын
I felt a little weird when I saw this trailer before watching The Lion King in a IMAX theater. The audience reacted to the other trailers, but were dead silent while watching Cats. I think they felt weird too.
@phillipgurney14024 жыл бұрын
No thanks..... gonna pass.....
@-MichelleM4 жыл бұрын
right??? thank you!!
@trentonkingsley94224 жыл бұрын
It’s movies like these that will bring back the worst of the year video
@mrgibbets344 жыл бұрын
Trenton Kingsley god I hope he does
@arielemiliano2264 жыл бұрын
Help me counting: Cats, Serenity, The Fanatic, Replicas, Hellboy, la Llorona, Dark Phoenix, MIB International, The Goldfinch, Playing with fire...Did i forget something?
@ScarecrOmega4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but then we already know what will be #1.
@xuannguyenpham17154 жыл бұрын
New Starwar
@useyournogos68454 жыл бұрын
Xuan Nguyen Pham shut up it’s not worst of the year jeez
@swaroop70214 жыл бұрын
Tom hooper is the type of student who used to score very good marks in high school but failed miserably in college
@15Candles2 жыл бұрын
The good thing about him is, 2019 isn't just his year because of Cats, he directed a few episodes of His Dark Materials especially the pilot that was released back in November 2019 and that was quite a good pilot to start up a great show, so there's something more for him that year
@ostsarahb74664 жыл бұрын
“If Dante had seen Cats, he would have included a tenth circle” I don’t know what it is about that statement that made laugh so hard my stomach ached and I started crying.
@areswalker56474 жыл бұрын
Liked the video the moment i heard it
@theroamingsavage88134 жыл бұрын
Those CGI faces look disturbing. Its like if someone made a movie about horses and they just pasted human faces on them instead of keeping the horses heads... Does that make sense?
@mikashi15934 жыл бұрын
I was thinking a human head with a horse body omfg XD
@ultimatekunochi65774 жыл бұрын
Zen the15 that’s just a centaur. At least they have a place in Greek mythology
@theroamingsavage88134 жыл бұрын
@@ultimatekunochi6577 No a centaur has an entire human torso.
@ultimatekunochi65774 жыл бұрын
Alejandro S ....close enough? Nah, you’re right.
@theroamingsavage88134 жыл бұрын
@@ultimatekunochi6577 LOL have a merry xmas yall
@alaybozan26344 жыл бұрын
The Emoji Movie IMDB: 3.2 Cats IMDB: 2.8 Let that sink in.
@funkynigerian88864 жыл бұрын
Alaybozan Dear God
@wienzard364 жыл бұрын
seriously?? god damn, that's just sad
@god17704 жыл бұрын
Fuck.. *the room* has gotten higher ratings than this one...
@AsherHalperin4 жыл бұрын
The emoji movie is actually a movie
@osahju9144 жыл бұрын
Jeet Das the room with Brie Larson?
@zubairali54004 жыл бұрын
3:47 hearing Chris swear is the best thing ever
@kieranstark72134 жыл бұрын
A Dose of Buckley: ‘Ey, what about me?! 😠
@butterflyslinky3 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this movie, because I watched it while drunk and surrounded by old people who kept asking "Is that one Taylor Swift?" That is the only way to enjoy Cats.
@MrMrbrianbechtel4 жыл бұрын
Hollywood has lost its tether to the universe...
@Buckeye_4_Life_4 жыл бұрын
Hollyweird
@AnyaEhrim4 жыл бұрын
Seems like Hollywood didn't recover from the Thanos Snap afterall.
@Future_Imperfect4 жыл бұрын
Eh, I liked the Rise of Skywalker
@Icem4n844 жыл бұрын
I'm happy to cut it loose.
@Azure704 жыл бұрын
Finally! Goodbye, Hollywood.
@thelordakira4 жыл бұрын
So some of the cats are wearing clothes, Some are naked??? and some are wearing other dead cats as fur coats?
@Fenris304 жыл бұрын
Why does Bugs Bunny and Micky wear gloves? Why doesn't Donald wear Pants? Who the fuck cares.
@jasoncrosbie83684 жыл бұрын
Cause furries dude. Chris must have been surrounded by them in the theater 😢 poor guy
@cdevine94594 жыл бұрын
Jason Crosbie furries don’t have human faces lol. Not even furries are into this.
@casidelbowen26754 жыл бұрын
Some wear off-putting shoes, while others have weird feet that look like nightmares.
@donaldqualls72284 жыл бұрын
Hold on.... that's what this movie is? Fuck me... brb gotta go get some lotion and a box of tissues. thelordakira : Take messages for me, I'll be back in 4 hours or after I finish 6 times...
@wes98254 жыл бұрын
3:45-4:00 I literally can’t breathe that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard 😭😭
@balkanmadnessmadeinaustria58372 жыл бұрын
That outraged in pain drenched outcries had me rollin
@comicalcosmonaut959 Жыл бұрын
I periodically come back to this video at this exact moment just for a good laugh
@bigstupidgrin3 жыл бұрын
First 20 seconds could have been the entire review. I just want to give him a cup of tea, a blanket, and a hug.
@cjkuhn85354 жыл бұрын
Ryan Reynolds : hates that he was in green lantern Every actor who was in cats : ........./:
@elvingearmasterirma72414 жыл бұрын
@UC_PbOCR22rpge-UjrExnq8A Look. Cats transcend the level of bad that we normally have. No actor will be able to save this tenth circle of hell
@beethovensfidelio4 жыл бұрын
CJ Kuhn Unless you’re John Cazale (Fredo from “The Godfather” movies), it’s inevitable that you’re going to star in a bad movie. Even talented actors like Tom Hanks, Meryl Streep, Robert De Niro, and Al Pacino aren’t above starring in a bad movie, if it means a good paycheck. For example, Tom Hanks in “The Bonfire of the Vanities”, Meryl Streep in “Mamma Mia!”, Robert De Niro in “Dirty Grandpa”, and Al Pacino in “Gigli”. NOTE: John Cazale appeared in five full-length feature films, *all of which were either nominated or won the “Best Picture” Oscar:* “The Godfather”, “The Godfather Part II”, “The Conversation”, “Dog Day Afternoon”, and “The Deer Hunter”.
@JimmyEatDirt4 жыл бұрын
Actually I think they went :3
@vsm9384 жыл бұрын
Hey, money is money
@mulari83444 жыл бұрын
I liked green lantern tho
@FesIRL4 жыл бұрын
The show cats has no plot. Its base on poems. Something should stay in theater not in cinema.
@honeybee12564 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@majesticmicrobes604 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@danielyyi4 жыл бұрын
Ben Pearson cats is a great musical
@majesticmicrobes604 жыл бұрын
Ben Pearson kids like it
@arianareese38694 жыл бұрын
I loved the play Cats as a child, but I have never tried to see it as an adult
@LobsterPuncher4 жыл бұрын
2015 Idris Elba: I was in Mandela, I'm so ashamed that I sold out to the MCU. 2019 Idris Elba: 😿 This is my life now.
@kieranstark72134 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia Critic (as Adam Sandler): Oh please god save me, Hotel Transylvania 2. His audience: OH, GET OVER YOUR HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA PRAISE FETISH! Idris Elba: Oh please God save me, Zootopia successor. CalGuy (I): Hear that, Disney? You can do good work more frequently than Disney remakes just made to make money, so please, expand the Zootopia franchise by making it either a fIlm duology, TV series or both!
@ejl10003 жыл бұрын
Idris desperately needs a new agent. He's an amazing actor but he has been in some real stinkers these last few years.
@wolfgang54964 жыл бұрын
Who else is just scrolling through the comments while watching
@mzjones63 жыл бұрын
🙋🏽♀️ listening to Chris’s review and reading the comments at the same time, I am in tears! Funniest thing I’ve done all day
@TheAlienGangster3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, KZbin comments can be funnier than the videos
@Jennigrace114 жыл бұрын
When my dad saw the trailer he said: “Hollywood is DONE.” Lol
@dunphy90514 жыл бұрын
Jenni ur dad is my new favorite person lmao
@ShanaJahsintaWalters4 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!
@Peppiinait4 жыл бұрын
Hollywood is so out of fresh ideas...it's amazing!
@Batman890574 жыл бұрын
@@Peppiinait no no... You just clearly only watch the big Hollywood movies. The lesser talked ones are often the better ones. Watch more films 💁♀️
@Jennigrace114 жыл бұрын
Flaquaboman [Rapture Studios] true I still think Hollywood does have few good new ideas each year. I saw “Midsommar” which I thought was excellent. “Ladybird” (2017) was great too. But a lot of movies that are being made are the same remakes, live action of an animation, or more superhero/villain movies.
@microwavedonut64124 жыл бұрын
This movie should include a free psychologist after you see it.
@finnheisenheim82744 жыл бұрын
The psychiatrist would need theraphy after listening to their patients talk about this movie
@chellymurphy4 жыл бұрын
Didn’t they do that when the exorcist was released? - nope just remembered they had priests 😂
@GreekOrthodox74 жыл бұрын
Mister Hamlicrazy123 😂😂😂😂😂
@beethovensfidelio4 жыл бұрын
Please point to where the movie hurt you. 😂
@tastelikepeanutbutter16334 жыл бұрын
Boii I know that the film isn’t amazing but leave it alone.I mean I love the songs,u can’t exactly blame the movie for the storyline because that’s the story of the musical as well. But they never should made it a film
Spoken as if Avatar was great to begin with. Yes, it was pretty to look at, but the story was literally just Pocahontas/Dances With Wolves/Fernguly, The Last Rainforest/"Beashamedthatamericanswipedouttheindians"-basic plot. It added nothing new, besides the idea of having a large portion of the plot revolve around having sex with animals and plants - Which is just disgusting and bizarre, to say the least.
@blunew4673 жыл бұрын
Avatar sucks and so does Titanic. James Cameron is a overrated Director. His only great movies are the first two Terminators.
@Howlingburd193 жыл бұрын
@@blunew467 really, I think Titanic is great, but I will agree that Avatar is overrated. Also, you’re forgetting Aliens (1986), which is a goddamn masterpiece! Plus, Alita was pretty good, and The Abyss isn’t too bad
@lonestar67093 жыл бұрын
@@sandreid87 I know right? What an overblown, boring, pretentious pile of crap that film is. Could've said Citizen Kane or Seven Samurai, or something.
@MaxNeugebauer.2 жыл бұрын
You fucking serious?? Avatar is the best movie ever!!!
@theooogirl34954 жыл бұрын
This man literally sacrificed his sanity to review this movie..
@thewarden60504 жыл бұрын
A absolute unit this man is.
@parechu24 жыл бұрын
He sacrificed himself
@paulmsan59264 жыл бұрын
700th like 🔥🔥😂
@shayanbaig88374 жыл бұрын
That's what I love about Chris, he's usually very kind to the movie makers, when he doesn't like something he says things like "It's unfortunate" rather than a full of flew of degrading adjectives like many other critics do. But he couldn't stop himself here.
@freedomcounty67364 жыл бұрын
DONT BE A BINGIE DO JAWL WHACK DO! JAWL HURR!!! CATS WAS A FUN JAWL DO MOVIE!!!!!!
@Obi-Goat_Kenobi4 жыл бұрын
“Makes dragonball Evolution tolerable” I just fell off my high ground when I heard this.
@MaidenlessRunt694 жыл бұрын
Hello there
@mrboerger16204 жыл бұрын
Shut up joker I'm about to make you the punchline
@MaidenlessRunt694 жыл бұрын
Go ahead, nothing can hurt me anymore
@mrboerger16204 жыл бұрын
Oh nothing can hurt you how about another joke joker
@MaidenlessRunt694 жыл бұрын
Go ahead
@annikaaguila60193 жыл бұрын
Chris made this movie sound SO BAD that I wanna watch it now 😂
@gilian25872 жыл бұрын
Well... it's been a year, now. How did it go?
@annikaaguila60192 жыл бұрын
@@gilian2587 i still haven't seen it omg
@gilian25872 жыл бұрын
@@annikaaguila6019 Then perhaps you can count your blessings that you can still claim to have peaceful dreams undisturbed by Tom Hooper style cgi 'enhanced' cats.
@rubeng3702 жыл бұрын
@@annikaaguila6019 I rented this movie when it came out and couldn't make it past 5 minutes and gave up. Trust me. It's not worth seeing. Just watch Samurai Cop for the best bad movie
@fellowhuman37443 жыл бұрын
As a young 12 year old girl watching this for the first time made me feel very uncomfortable because of the way the characters looked and made me feel and I just wanted to step out of the theater, cry and put bleach in my eyeballs.
@nivenyo4 жыл бұрын
Chris : " Cats makes Dragonball Evolution tolerable " We've reached a new low in humanity.
@fineapple34354 жыл бұрын
Jedd Bennetts it makes it look like Citizen Kane
@Code_Ax04 жыл бұрын
@Jedd Bennetts That movie doesn't exist and neither does this one. I refuse to ever believe it exists. I saw Avatar the Last Airbender with my sister... SHE NEVER EVEN WATCHED THE ORIGINAL SHOW and she was disappointed in the movie. I never really hate films but I HATE _THAT_ .
@4lienat4 жыл бұрын
read this just as he said it... nice
@josefengelhardt2767 Жыл бұрын
@@Code_Ax0 Last Airbender is the worst movie i've ever seen. It's an atrocity a disgrace to cinema and a disgrace to my childhood show Avatar The Last Airbender. I wish i had earth bending powers so i could erase The Last Airbender movie from existence
@schlimetime49384 жыл бұрын
Another A+??? Damn this year ending strong.
@southernbellereviews59204 жыл бұрын
Teben 😂😂😂😂
@aderemiporsche4 жыл бұрын
The sarcasm is strong with this comment.
@standardperson31894 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when i got an f on my test
@Timliu924 жыл бұрын
Yeah man, another A+ just like Countdown and The Fanatic. This year is full of good movies indeed!
@yourmotherheaux4 жыл бұрын
When the score popped up and I saw this I died 😂💀
@larrypoppins62733 жыл бұрын
This movie disturbs me. Goddamn and people said the sonic design was bad.
@elishabakano95523 жыл бұрын
I had plans to watch this movie but from the reviews alone: One person said that menstrual pain is more tolerable than watching this crab, while another mentioned stepping out of moving plane mid-air if the movie happened to be played in the sky. Thanks for the review guys, saved me a lot of trouble. I just avoided a 2020 plague
@DiscoTimelordASD3 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@asjad20024 жыл бұрын
How is this not a hilariocity review
@kqver96964 жыл бұрын
Righttttt
@sweetbabyrodney4 жыл бұрын
Also it's not on DVD
@Johncornwell1034 жыл бұрын
It's just bad. Not bad haha, just bad. It's the difference between a zero and not good that the needle drop gives.
@HeatherHolt4 жыл бұрын
asjad2002 because he can’t sit thru it again to make a full review like that lol for his own sanity he shouldn’t ever watch it again 😆
@kulatoid4 жыл бұрын
cuz it's not even funny, it's just unsettling
@mortalballgt524 жыл бұрын
"Cats makes Dragon Ball Evolution tolerable.." Okay this man is broken beyond belief.
@basedpan52814 жыл бұрын
I didnt even know a movie can be worse than dragon ball evolution......
@mortalballgt524 жыл бұрын
@@basedpan5281 It only took a literal decade for it to happen!
@enigmaskull34954 жыл бұрын
Imagine if those two movies combined: *Cat Ball Evolution*
@Gadriel19874 жыл бұрын
Chris is exaggerating. This movie is not that bad. I actually quite enjoyed it. He could have just been caught in the bandwagon of negative criticisms going around or he knew nothing about the original broadway musical which is why he didn’t understand or get the movie. This movie was clearly made for those people who were fans of the broadway musical and would like to see a more accessible and more affordable version of it.
@kalm47664 жыл бұрын
@@Gadriel1987 Then it's a poor business decision because your target audience that would understand the movie and find it tolerable is really small
@bigzndahouse3800 Жыл бұрын
We need THIS Chris back.
@tomassoejakto4 жыл бұрын
"Cats make Dragonball Evolution tolerable" 😂😂😂 Your face at the start of the review says it all.
@obinnaagbo69104 жыл бұрын
This movie is the reason Animals will never talk to us
@lindamulhall10554 жыл бұрын
At least this film isnt a sequel to something that has been done a million times. Think Fast and Furious #400.
@johans31644 жыл бұрын
@@lindamulhall1055 i will take fast and furious 1001 and even dragonball evolution sequel than whatever the hell this abomination is
@prowthegamer4 жыл бұрын
Johan S Oh god no Fast and Furious, whatever but Dragonball Evolution Sequel? *gag*
@johans31644 жыл бұрын
@@prowthegamer ok iam sorry my bad. I admit i gone too far with that comment lol. Forgive me God
@snack4914 жыл бұрын
@@johans3164 God cant save you, it's too late. Because this trash is worse than death.
@redjfulfer55774 жыл бұрын
Tom Hooper made a high-budget fetish film and had to release it to the public so he could make some money back.
@synthgod79464 жыл бұрын
Make some money back and trying to find other people that share his fetish
@colleen4ever4 жыл бұрын
He has obviously never ever seen the Broadway show in his life!
@CharlieA244 жыл бұрын
Too bad he's gonna owe Universal a shitload of money then.
@micktompson1014 жыл бұрын
They are not going to make money off this film..
@CharlieA244 жыл бұрын
@@micktompson101 This is Mortal Engines all over again.
@elisefincher44783 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised all the people who suffered through this movie haven't filed a class action lawsuit for torture, and restitution of time they lost watching this trainwrrck.
@kirkreviews77744 жыл бұрын
This should have been a Hilariocity Video
@beckyhagan13564 жыл бұрын
Cats has never made sense. There’s no real plot and it’s a drug trip of a musical too. But the music is great and Memory is one of those show pieces that musical theater kids dream about. That being said it should never have been made into a movie.
@ophelia4204 жыл бұрын
Preach
@brianlin56364 жыл бұрын
Lapisfan Lapisfan would have been way better if the cats were just regular cgi or animated cats instead of these horrifying abominations.
@BloodyMangle4 жыл бұрын
@@brianlin5636 or just people dressed as cats, not cgi anthro cats lol
@brianlin56364 жыл бұрын
Redd Spider Lilly that to though honestly I still don’t like people dressed like cats.
@BloodyMangle4 жыл бұрын
@@brianlin5636 still it could have been more visually tolerable than the CGI cats lol
@Thaddeus614 жыл бұрын
Damn, not even the Furries want to be associated with this.
@HeetXS4 жыл бұрын
Furries on the casting couch died for this.
@SpitfireTheWolf4 жыл бұрын
I am a furry and I’m scared of this. Hell, even people who are big on KZbin due to being a furry are scared of this movie
@MforMovesets4 жыл бұрын
Dude I was scared less of a certain Pokemon porn parody.
@voidwolf28344 жыл бұрын
@@MforMovesets care to explain that pokemon porn parody who was in it
@belacoak57964 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@cozminr4 жыл бұрын
3:45 this part is too much to handle lol his voice his delivery
@rhaeasoul85313 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced that COVID and 2020 was a punishment for making this movie real.
@T22664 жыл бұрын
The original liveaction Sonic design looks much better than this.
@loryndabenson58404 жыл бұрын
Eeewww lol
@billboardbraggins14434 жыл бұрын
He tried to warn us.....ehhh.....meeeooowwww ?
@retrokonami90424 жыл бұрын
At least the original Sonic trailer had some sort of structure
@SAM-ru4vx4 жыл бұрын
have you seen the creatures in the new witcher netflix series? they redid the 2006 sonic video game in one episode.
@Alaerick14 жыл бұрын
And this isn't even a joke
@mari5london4 жыл бұрын
As Japanese, reading/watching Cats' reviews has helped a LOT to improve my English skills as those reviews, I think, have shown new levels of creativity in English writing/expression.
@Vaultboy1014 жыл бұрын
You would need to invent a new language to accurately describe the horror of this movie.
@kk84904 жыл бұрын
So Cats’ awfulness is so all-encompassing it’s actually helping transcend the linguistic divide and uniting humanity?
@Vaultboy1014 жыл бұрын
@@kk8490 I'm worried about our real world cats seeing it and rising up against humanity for this travesty.
@matthewlee86674 жыл бұрын
At least something positive came of this catastrophe
@kendoskeg114 жыл бұрын
Haha! Brilliant
@Reezy8843 жыл бұрын
Everytime he mentions how horny they are I CRY REAL TEARS OF LAUGHTER LMAO
@maurreese2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
@saculmoviereviews92004 жыл бұрын
Cats, more like Catastrophy😂😂
@clipboard.3 жыл бұрын
Get out
@TheAlienGangster3 жыл бұрын
I’m just gonna proceed to roll my eyes into the back of my head
@fallen60603 жыл бұрын
Good one xD
@highwayheretic71373 жыл бұрын
Boooo Boooo
@Allys20.3 жыл бұрын
More like cataclysmic
@1805movie4 жыл бұрын
I hear Razzie buzz.
@jasonblalock44294 жыл бұрын
It's going to be a fierce battle between this and TROS. This may genuinely be the most disappointing holiday movie season ever. I wonder if we're going to see studios frantically looking for movies to shuffle into place for Jan and Feb, now that neither of the films expected to have long tails (no pun) are likely to stick around too long.
@arnoldsherrill63054 жыл бұрын
This may be the easiest vote and Razzie history you know the movie is bad when you start with a 14% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and you can't even watch the trailer without wanting to fall into hysterics from laughing and I cannot rule 34 Rebel Wilson I wanted to scream when I saw this
@colleen4ever4 жыл бұрын
(whispering) Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift...
@yoda3014 жыл бұрын
Jason Blalock Rise of Skywalker is the best Star Wars movie.
@_catsy4 жыл бұрын
It’s awards season, after all ;-)
@tonyjabroni89384 жыл бұрын
“If Dante has seen Cats, he would have included a tenth circle of hell” I’m dead 💀💀😂😂
@scornbass15524 жыл бұрын
At the very bottom. 😈
@AntoinetteChanel4 жыл бұрын
That took me out 🤣💀
@huynhvuongviet24104 жыл бұрын
He meant dante from Dmc or dante as in a legend figure?
@tonyjabroni89384 жыл бұрын
Vuong Viet Huynh ummmm Dante’s Inferno ??
@Grayfox824 жыл бұрын
Epic!
@Lightbulbhead4144 жыл бұрын
"I really don't have anything else to say, Cats gets an F." This movie deserves nothing more than just that sentence....
@alfredgarcia68443 жыл бұрын
This movie was a stain on the careers of everyone involved to say the least
@lsmoulton2 жыл бұрын
Dame Judy.....how could you ?????????
@sierraclements72764 жыл бұрын
“I can see a ton of people getting high and watching this movie.” 😂
@Shamounianexplains4 жыл бұрын
lol?
@tonyfix79864 жыл бұрын
Why ruin a perfectly good buzz?
@boydotero42394 жыл бұрын
Getting "high" and fornicating in a cat outfit sounds a "little kinky"! But one has to do what one has to do in the name of "artistic expression"!
@carraigdedecker68024 жыл бұрын
Just dropped my man, I'll tell you of my horrors in the next life.
@ISCREAMSODAsmr4 жыл бұрын
Cats and Acid?
@oxfordeducatedhighschoolhe69894 жыл бұрын
Kajjit has no words for this movie.
@DrawinskyMoon4 жыл бұрын
Was that a skyrim reference?
@rocketyak40144 жыл бұрын
@YAMBAG84 To be honest it's more of a Upisnotjump reference, but then again that's based on Skyrim and then again, everything is Skyrim.
@r.j.stanford74354 жыл бұрын
Tom Hooper was on moon sugar when he made this one.
@12Daniel344 жыл бұрын
I truly despise everyone
@Balnazzardi4 жыл бұрын
@misscongeniality Some people are so clueless, they cant understand that Skyrim is part of bigger franchise....
@giuseppeianniello19984 жыл бұрын
Breaking News Tonight, March 16th 2020. Cats just “won” 6 Razzies (was there any doubt?) for: Worst Picture Worst Supporting Actor for James Corden as Bustopher Jones Worst Supporting Actress for Rebel Wilson as Jennyanydots Worst Screen Combo for any two half-human/half-feline hairballs Worst Director for Tom Hooper Worst Screenplay for Lee Hall and Tom Hooper
@Exoclypse3 жыл бұрын
"The music was fine" I suggest you see Sideways' video on it. Pretty instructive.
@russianvalkyrie23583 жыл бұрын
Same thats a great video
@rebeccamartens41924 жыл бұрын
There is not enough LSD in the world.
@IveGotToast4 жыл бұрын
Tripping would make it worse.
@msthang53664 жыл бұрын
Rebecca Martens at ALL
@jacobmonks37224 жыл бұрын
That's because the directors of Cats took it all.
@rebeccamartens41924 жыл бұрын
@emond67 Dark Crystal and Labyrinth are personal favorites.
@lootwigvanwegen4 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't wanna see this on acid :-o
@nateds73264 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen Chris this broken since the emoji movie. And I do not use those words lightly.
@CheetoFireCat4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO🤣
@tangleduniverse50424 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Qbanmami3794 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite review of any movie he’s ever, EVER reviewed. Lol. I laughed out loud so many times. Thank you for your service.
@tsrav54 жыл бұрын
So how bad is this movie? "It made Dragonball Evolution look tolerable" - Chris Stuckmann
@MetallicaRules4 жыл бұрын
And both movies had James Corden in it.
@jasonhall-cj4oz2 жыл бұрын
I'm really proud of you man. You have really grown your channels and continue to expand, grow and do so many awesome things. Keep up the amazing work.
@anamarie69254 жыл бұрын
I literally went to cats high... I’m so glad I did 😂
@patriotsfan12723 жыл бұрын
Not surprised
@TheLittleFangirl4 жыл бұрын
Chris I'm terribly worried about your well being, please go rewatch Parasite or something good next, I'm begging you
@user-mt4em9gz8c4 жыл бұрын
Hell, let's all go and watch Parasite.
@TipTheScales274 жыл бұрын
The-LittleFangirl He hasn’t reviewed parasite yet?! He’s missing out on a good one
@thecanadiansunlord.akathem58164 жыл бұрын
TipTheScales27 He did review Parasite.
@amanms19994 жыл бұрын
@@TipTheScales27 he reviewed parasite. He gave it an A+
@dmnfilms60404 жыл бұрын
Controversial opinion, I think parasite is overrated. It didn’t hit me the same like everyone and critics say. It’s good but not as crazy as everyone been saying. Cinematography is beautiful regardless.
@toushiforber84964 жыл бұрын
the money wasted in this movie could had save wildlife in Australia fire
@PoochieCollins4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@kieranstark72134 жыл бұрын
And this is why not only are the 2010s a very flawed decade that ended with a massive whimper, but the 2020s began EVEN WORSE with so much money which could have gone to saving the world and making it a greater place, but hell no, a great chunk of that money is wasted on making really uncomfortable movies like the 2010s Hollywood remakes like Cats to end them all off after we’ve been through the Bayformers pentalogy, the live-action Disney remakes, the foreign Woody Woodpecker live-action film, Jem and the Holograms (starring the attractive Stefanie Scott), Sony Animation’s overpraised (even by their standards) remakes like The Smurfs duology (trilogy if you include Smurfs: The Lost Village, but while that too was a missed opportunity, it will always look like a comparative, if not overall masterpiece) and Peter Rabbit.
@AbyssThePony3 жыл бұрын
Kieran Stark the 1990s and the 2000s had their flaws too.
@kieranstark72133 жыл бұрын
Abby Ranger All decades do.
@AbyssThePony3 жыл бұрын
Kieran Stark indeed.
@funnymom74 жыл бұрын
Your second best review about cat movies. We all know the Sleepwalkers review was one of your best. I still rewatch it for your delivery and need to be entertained
@OGsubway3 жыл бұрын
What if humans go extinct and this “movie” is the ONLY prove that showed we ever exist...
@gilian25872 жыл бұрын
Aliens will trace the sign of the cross with their appendages, and pray that they don't run across a live specimen of one of these disturbing creatures.
@dstar47554 жыл бұрын
People walked out in my cinema. Thats how bad it was. Some others asleep.
@lifetodamax4 жыл бұрын
Wow. You stayed? You must really love someone.
@dstar47554 жыл бұрын
I wasted 2hrs of my life
@kayliemc65534 жыл бұрын
Same here
@9annax4 жыл бұрын
I took my phone out and started messing with it cause I was so bored...
@darrenwitzaney85494 жыл бұрын
My daughter went to see it (someone else paid) and she started knitting
@christophercruz10844 жыл бұрын
1st Circle: Limbo 2nd Circle: Lust 3rd Circle: Gluttony 4th Circle: Greed 5th Circle: Wrath 6th Circle: Heresy 7th Circle: Violence 8th Circle: Fraud 9th Circle Treachery 10th Circle: Cats Edit: Thank's for all the likes and feedback!
@alpharedhed44464 жыл бұрын
9th Circle is Betrayal
@crapcase39854 жыл бұрын
@@alpharedhed4446 I hope they make an 11th circle for smartasses
@alpharedhed44464 жыл бұрын
@@crapcase3985 I'm just correcting him, I wasn't hostile in any way and just provided a correction how the hell did that piss you off 🤔
@crapcase39854 жыл бұрын
@@alpharedhed4446 I didn't say you were hostile, it's a joke, it's a good thing you corrected him.
@yansakuya14 жыл бұрын
@@alpharedhed4446 Treachery is betrayal or a synonym of it.
@marcusking8507 Жыл бұрын
The thousand yard stare at the beginning was hilarious.
@rodrigoleija43073 жыл бұрын
Idris Elba rejecting Pacific Rim Uprising: *good Idris :)* Idris Elba accepting to be in Cats: *bad Idris :(*
@sierraclements72764 жыл бұрын
“It tells the story of a freakish cult of cats.” 😂
@funnyguru9104 жыл бұрын
Could have watched a bunch of real kittens' montage of playing with yarn and the musical numbers from the play in the background; would get more money's worth.
@08emily894 жыл бұрын
I genuinely would pay to watch that
@clarradactyl77914 жыл бұрын
daniel mayer right?! would have been 1000000x better than this mess.
@CapucineNighly4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be disturbing at least. I would of paid to see that movie instead.
@jimmyduran57274 жыл бұрын
THAT INTRO TO THE VID WAS hilarious 😂 😂
@richardchigga10554 жыл бұрын
I got so baked when I went to see this movie and even that couldn’t make it entertaining...walked out halfway through
@josephwashington33284 жыл бұрын
Why do they look like theyre trying to be sexy. They're cats. They're cats. They're cats.
@monsterjambrony4 жыл бұрын
Joseph Washington That’s a good point.
@viwoski74544 жыл бұрын
Literally though😭
@jaysanchez44074 жыл бұрын
Ask the maker of the musical
@MonochromeTrouble4 жыл бұрын
The DeviantArt demographic?
@billybay72484 жыл бұрын
Cats are sexy. No one dresses up like a slutty dog for Halloween.
@kiyafCKNdopee4 жыл бұрын
I’ve had menstrual cramps more enjoyable than that movie.
@benjo34594 жыл бұрын
That really says something bout this movie
@dnaorbilen53434 жыл бұрын
Lol
@neon0wl21074 жыл бұрын
Ok .....wow dude
@kiyafCKNdopee4 жыл бұрын
I’m grown. If that was too vulgar take your sensitive ass elsewhere. It was a joke.
@alissacarter21914 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂
@coolcatttttt84 жыл бұрын
I didn’t pay a single cent for this film yet I should get a refund and 1000 dollars and all the candy and beer
@mixck4 жыл бұрын
Your intro was awesome! I burst out laughing when you just sat there in silence. 🤣
@giogio73314 жыл бұрын
He was so still at the start I thought my wifi gave out
@princepaks44334 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@David-se5ph3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ggiufa72893 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@adityasai3113 жыл бұрын
'make people think its a photo' challenge 😂😂😂
@ashleighshaven2 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO
@thebutterstick86594 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think the Indiana Jones clip of the guy getting lowered into lava with the scary music and hellish imagery pretty much describes the experience of watching this movie.
@deldia4 жыл бұрын
You went to see it?
@thebutterstick86594 жыл бұрын
wikichris it isn’t too late to repent
@sergioruiz7334 жыл бұрын
Kali ma!!
@thebutterstick86594 жыл бұрын
Sergio Ruiz Honestly this movie is a million times more terrifying than that scene tbh
@spidey34484 жыл бұрын
The Butter Stick you poor thing you should watch Endgame to cleanse your sins
@juvamcphee21874 жыл бұрын
ok but yall have to admit the background work was so amazing it just had me so pulled in I didn't think the movie was bad
@FletcherReedsRandomness3 жыл бұрын
“Cats makes Dragonball Evolution...tolerable.” Uh oh.
@chriscorley64784 жыл бұрын
A large $100 MILLION dollar budget? Ummmmmmmmm... NO!!! ☕😒
@toecutterjones4 жыл бұрын
What a fucking giant waste of money. Shame on all of them.
@arieson77154 жыл бұрын
@@toecutterjones CHILDREN ARE FUCKING STARVING IN AFRICA, AND THIS IS WHAT WE SPEND ALL OUR MONEY ON, NOT SAVING OTHER LIVES BUT THIS COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT
@MrChaotic44 жыл бұрын
You're gonna think I'm crazy here, but you *have* to see this movie. This is the kind of movie that you have to see to believe.
@chriscorley64784 жыл бұрын
@@MrChaotic4 Maybe Taylor Swift and Jennifer Hudson will save this crazy weird movie. -- Otherwise, Universal's 1917 world war film looks amazing for the same budget as Cats. ☕🎄🎅
@MrChaotic44 жыл бұрын
@@chriscorley6478 I don't think this movie is that bad actually. I get why people hate it, but to me, the worst kind of movie you can make is one that is boring, bland and forgettable. There are plenty of words to describe Cats. "Boring," "bland" and "forgettable" are not among them.
@rkrabindragon53264 жыл бұрын
That silence in the beginning cracked me up so good. Love ya Chris.
@psychodrummer15674 жыл бұрын
It reminded me of Emoji movie review.
@AmazighAmazon4 жыл бұрын
He got traumatised
@itzelmontalvo66453 жыл бұрын
His face in the thumbnail: *War flashbacks*
@chrismulwee49113 жыл бұрын
Chris, that new song that was done for the movie is "Beautiful Ghosts: by Andrew Lloyd Weber and Taylor Swift; sung by Francesca Hayward in the movie as an answer song to "Memory" It is sung again by Swift herself in the end credits.