Change A Recipe on Joey Diaz? He Won't Talk To You For Years!!

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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
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[@johnchaney9100]

No wonder Uncle Joey got all these crazy stories, he’s been in the game since 1933

[@ivemadeavowtoneverpullout9049]

The way this clip opens up is so fuckin funny and high Im laughing into tomorrow

[@Nocap-bojack]

I heard that too lmao

[@vegamedina289]

Uncle joey a brutal bastard hat on walked out 2 years

[@bushkillblades6313]

And he was 30 at the time lol

[@travistravinyle4207]

I swear he's been the same age in 1983, 1993 and 2006 lol. Cracks me up. "look Boulder 1984.."

[@BluntSagginz]

Uncle Joey was 30 years old in 1933... so many stars of death it made him immortal.

[@tonyiommi2380]

Stahs of dett

[@miguelgarcia-salas3007]

Fuck that's funny bro

[@JacobHayden911]

Tbf, I know this is a joke, but if Joey were born in 33, he'd only be in his 70s or 80s by now, so you could conclude that it's too early to determine if it WAS the stars of DEATH that made Uncle Joey immortal! But it confused the hell outta me at first when he said it.🤣

[@AlmostPrince]

He meant 63

[@AlmostPrince]

93

[@GlitchRodgers]

4:36 "Listen. *Just shut up.*

[@briancorcoran8266]

Dude I cried laughing at that lol

[@teejay3698]

😂

[@teejay3698]

@SEO Tree HAHAHA idk

[@nickdct472]

Lol really wish that Lee hadn't explained what he meant so quick. You just know it would have only gotten funnier if Lee actually kept quiet after being told to shut up! Rofl!

[@tehloling1]

Oh my god, when his eyebrows dropped and he slowed down. Lee knew he was in trouble.

[@noahdienel2598]

When it seemed like Lee was advocating for boxed mash potatoes it legitimately looked like Joey was getting ready to cut Lee out of his life.

[@einherjar777]

patrick howard I got a question if you love mashed potatoes to the highest level will you eat only the best or eat all qualities and quantities?

[@devinboysen6814]

@@einherjar777 if i loved them i wouldnt eat them.

[@yungsebas3528]

I like the consistency of boxed mash potatoes

[@Bodycountunknown]

@@yungsebas3528 gentile

[@MC_1993]

@@Bodycountunknown who says “gentile”? Weird

[@nocomment1469]

Joey telling war and hunger stories from 1933

[@XxOmegaslayerxX]

Tremendous

[@clarkiman]

Joey has been, and always will be. A star is born every time Joey eats one! Joey ascends time amd the 3rd dimension! Fagghetabowtit

[@skulleaters67]

"you lied to me you fucked with my emotions"😂😂😂😂

[@kendanm.2228]

😂😂😂exactly

[@jossfiedler1312]

"i will still eat the salat BUT now I have to put you on a fucking watchlist like you are some fucking terrorist or something." I Lost It 🤣 "thats not how you fucking got me here. That was not on the menú 😂😂😂😂😂"

[@kiely4561]

wouldn't be a Joey podcast without Lee giggling like a little school girl in the background

[@Bigonewsnetwork808]

i hate that shit it really annoying.

[@beazyb]

@@Bigonewsnetwork808 fuck you you rat bastard

[@guadafok3585]

@@Bigonewsnetwork808 u suck

[@antpolo3750]

Humble ya self kid!!!!!

[@joeg6242]

@@Bigonewsnetwork808 I agree with you. I have to turn up the podcast to hear Joey sometimes and when the clip is over, that blasting giggle at the end really irritates the shit out of me "Why didn't she like him?" I can't get to the mute fast enough...

[@gibememoni]

DAWG IT HAD TO HAVE BEEN 1933, I WAS IN BOULDA COLARADO

[@Mr.Strickland410]

gibememoni LOL

[@jdmaine51084]

Maaaaaaaaaan, whodafuck farted?!

[@b4Sed1593]

“Boulda” 😂

[@sagesarrazine6270]

I was doin' blow out behind tha chuhch with Eddie tha Wop

[@growlow2880]

Joey " 1933, which made me 30 years old, I got into stand up, I got really really serious about stand up in 1993." Hes so fkn high he's time traveling in his story lmao

[@growlow2880]

@skankhunt42 he's from New York, they're all full of shit

[@catchgenerics8667]

skankhunt42 - Shut the fuck up. Just because you’ve had a boring ass life doesn’t mean everyone else has.

[@Kryptonicx7x]

@@Tom-sm8fw lmfao

[@reddeath707]

Had to rewind to make sure I heard that right.

[@elcypher6102]

Joey was about to go off on Lee when he thought he was talking about boxed potatoes😂

[@localmo88]

Diaz: "I don't know anybody who ever used box mashed potatoes" Syatt: "There so easy to make, why would you..." Diaz: "Listen, just shut up." ROFL!!!

[@ryanshiffler5941]

Came from the heart lmao

[@joepapa7958]

Bro Said ROFL

[@joepapa7958]

@DimebagVision my Brother 3 years ago was 2019

[@cleecola627]

@@joepapa7958 Do you know how much the world has changed since then? We literally endured a whole pandemic within that amount of time. Hell, the person who said rofl could be dead right now for all we know. My point being, trying to pettily insult someone 3 years after the initial comment is just futile and childish. Grow up.

[@saulgoodman7858]

@@joepapa7958 what kinda person throws that kind of shade.

[@That1Guy]

Born in 1903 , our guy has seen some things!

[@plaguex1]

He's seen the devil in the past

[@MYNAMEizCLARENCE]

He saw when God was born. Some shit!!!

[@Z31HoodMoments]

You know it’s a good ass story when Joey says “I’ll make a long story short” more than once

[@benforbes1358]

“1933 witch made me 30 years old” 😂

[@MYNAMEizCLARENCE]

A "witch" put a spell on him and made him 30.

[@Garf_malarf]

Joey looks great for being 116 years old

[@soulfirexit351]

My Dad would use clams and calamari when I was a kid.. You never forget the best flavor..

[@Drdoncombs]

This clip made me start wearing hats! No better way to show your disappointment than slowly putting on a hat indoors and standing up to leave.

[@chase920]

The way he tied that story together at the end with the small things lead to big things was beautiful

[@hellskitchen360]

I think we just found Anthony Bourdain‘s replacement.

[@keepitjedi3770]

He kinda looks like an older, chubbier, Cuban version of him hahaha.

[@treyferguson9393]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JoseRamirez-xv1id]

Can't replace AB.

[@jadenayala1281]

Lol

[@privateuser7]

I swear he says shit wrong on purpose

[@barryallen9466]

This man really said he was born in 1903😂

[@sarkisagababyan4076]

He does. That's what's beautiful

[@privateuser7]

@@sarkisagababyan4076 I wouldn't say beautiful. It just comes off as a poor attempt to be funny. It's like he's presenting himself as a big dumb oaf when in reality he's a slightly less big dumb oaf.

[@sarkisagababyan4076]

@@privateuser7 Haha. I know what you mean, but I've watched a lot of his podcasts, he's pretty consistent, so there for it doesn't come off to me like that. Just me though. I've gotten use to his comic ways.

[@guessofficial4627]

SEO Tree km

[@triippy...6476]

He went from clams to mussels to clams to crabs and to clams again hahaha

[@ihopenot4931]

😂😂😂

[@AnxietyFetus]

With stories like these you can really tell Joey was an only child.

[@srspower]

And an asshole.

[@gekyumeisthename9270]

srspower nah

[@himeshreshamiya7830]

srspower he’s a basic thug so yeah he’s an asshole

[@sealife12]

srspower lol an asshole is somebody who talks shit about a celebrity online. Douchebag.

[@jaxsoncaruso2699]

@@sealife12 facts lmaooo

[@nando4535]

4:30 Uncle Joey was seriously disgusted with Lee. 😆

[@GGtheRealest]

I would be too 😂

[@06alepea1]

“To make a long story short” Checks video: 10 minutes long? Seems to check out.

[@icyzombies5281]

Hahaha

[@rhino5250]

4:42 Lee sounds like Woody Woodpecker

[@Anonymous8317]

His laugh is crazy, lol. It’s at the end of a lot of Joey’s podcasts.

[@trickstar74]

Lol I must've clicked it 5 times!

[@AB-gz9yb]

The lee syatt laugh comperlation is amazing

[@gigicestone4902]

Uncle Joey's been dealing out savagery since 1933. Tremendous!

[@primetimeneon4886]

You know it’s gonna be a good story when Joey says, “Lemme tell you how fuckin’ crazy I am.”

[@soloindustries1260]

Dudes a legend. I slammed the lid on the pot put my hat on walked out and didn’t talk to her for 2 years

[@elbob17]

"George was there, I don't know if George was there."

[@Eunos_FD3S]

I hope Joey never says “to make a long story short” ever again. He’s lovely to listen too

[@bigj7807]

“I gotta putchya on the watch list “

[@kraljo1]

Uncle Joey is my kind of superhero fighting crimes against gastronomy for decades.

[@joshgoolman3606]

LOL I wanna see Lester "Beetlejuice" Green as a guest on the Joey Diaz podcast.

[@jacuxharakuta5923]

I was thinking the same thing the other day...that would be super hilarious 😂😂👊🏽

[@GravyHucker]

You know he is Ceelo's taller brother, right?

[@davesworldmeta]

That’s what I love about Joey, he’s tells a story about someone’s mum and there’s six different side stories in the story

[@georgey2tymes271]

Coke gave Joey Diaz the best memory.

[@mrcrabskachow3373]

And immortality

[@virgie4715]

Joey Diaz is coke’s best memory

[@epicestpoopmunchergangepm7962]

1933

[@Wes123445678]

Can we all agree the “what the fuck are you giggling about?” Is the good line we wait to hear lol

[@benoliver5593]

Still trying to fine that episode

[@Wes123445678]

I know right I’ve never seen the episode but he ends lots of the podcast shorts with it

[@Schmidhead]

@@benoliver5593 acid church

[@anidiquaojala1804]

Food is sacred ground

[@Juihi2]

Dam, that was almost a relationship ending moment when Joey thought Lee was defending the boxed Mashed Potato, the frown on Joey's face... yikes

[@thatoneguyricardo]

Lol I thought Lee was talking about the box mashed potatoes too

[@redram5150]

My aunt made thanksgiving dinner by filling the turkey with oyster stuffing. My grandfather and her husband, my uncle, loved oysters. The bird was inedible.

[@johnnyrocket4527]

Listen to me. Your fucking aunt needs to get a fucking cook book. Fuck her.

[@HasanAli-xx7uo]

When Joey Diaz told Lee to shut up lol

[@JohnDoe-zw5og]

“...from the yuppie side. They jump up and down and all that shit.” LOLd.

[@petrie1230]

bruh he called Lee a mortadel 😂

[@jigzonyt517]

Best line on the podcast

[@wilmafingadoo8477]

Love uncle Joey, it has been heartwarming to see lee confidence in himself return.

[@Francisah]

I'm the same. Don't make me fall in love with something then switch it up on me!

[@wyndhamscottgordon6184]

Uncle Joey has the best food rants lol

[@ambassador8524]

4:20 Joey face was so dissatisfied when he thought that dude was hyping boxed mash.

[@hyperpuppy2]

Lee laughing at Joey cracks me up.

[@screwielouie6564]

Hahaha "I dont know anybody who uses box mash potatoes" they're so easy to make" "Shut up"!!!! Lmao had me rolling!!

[@catlinwhiteside3001]

The same should be said about stuffing. From scratch.....not a damn box. •Stale Bread •Onions •Macintosh Apple •Salt, Peper & some sage *Mix Batta-Bing Batta-Boom start stuffing!

[@joshchristian6101]

Both sound terrible.

[@FutureAbe]

“That’s some fucking malfunction” is my new favourite phrase

[@KGaming-sb9od]

4:36

[@Svoorhout85]

Joey is a tough customer when it comes to food.

[@rumblingprune1525]

Moral of the story, if it ain’t broken don’t fix it.

[@lonenester]

Exactly. I hate when you have a great deli or restaurant sells to someone and change everything. Especially when they have a good reputation for certain meals. What can you do.

[@deacon5090]

he brought his own bread lmfao

[@nunyabiznis3595]

I love how Joey says "to make a long story short" as if he knows how. lol

[@uriep.6186]

The best story teller. 👏👏 I think Joey makes the story more comedic and cartoonish.

[@mikemccabe1594]

And George was there, I don’t know if George was there.

[@MrDeathwish94]

I dated a chick born and semi raised out here in Texas and she always made boxed tatoes. I agree with Joey it’s not hard to boil water and cook and cut a potato

[@mrsickfck7575]

Joey diaz to make a short story long .

[@angeldiaz6068]

I got to put you on the to watch list 😂😂😂😂😂

[@catchgenerics8667]

4:36 Joey was about to fire Lee Syatt.

[@chrisa8863]

"Listen, shut up" 😂

[@BoostedAkatsukiRiffs]

4:34 almost had me blackout lol

[@bluewaternebula652]

Joey Diaz is like that guy who seems really cool when you first meet him but turns out to be a real shit head down the road.

[@Drdoncombs]

“Listen……… just shut up.” 😂

[@wizzaking]

This guy fuckin loves food, you can hear that shit in his voice hahaha

[@michaeldiggs3009]

3:15 lmaaao

[@outsidemayor2098]

4:34 the disgust in joeys mind leaks out until he realises Shut up ! .... 😤🤣👌

[@gam3kid]

Boxed mashed potatoes are fine. Boxed mashed potatoes on Thanksgiving is a crime

[@GGtheRealest]

No they're not. It's disrespectful to make it or eat it. Its very very easy to make mashed potatoes and make a gravy with juices from the meats you cooked :) real food isn't hard to make

[@banderascubsfan3137]

I only eat them when I'm low on funds. Which is quite often lol.

[@mantasgedgaudas6787]

@@banderascubsfan3137 so you're telling me that boxes of mashed potatoes that are packaged and processed are cheaper than simply buying a small sack of potatoes?

[@banderascubsfan3137]

@@mantasgedgaudas6787 yes because a box lasts longer than a sack, or at least the size box I buy does

[@TheJerry834]

@@banderascubsfan3137 Potatoes are hella cheap dude wtf

[@Moorefunwithus]

1933? My mans 88 years old 😂

[@Mike-ue3uz]

Uncle joey i can ALWAYS count on you to put a smile on my face no matter how bad my day is THANK YOU MAN U SAVED ME SO MANY TIMES THANKS MAN AND I TAKE MY FOOD JUST LIKE YOU DO!!!❤✌🙏😎

[@ga5234]

'a turdunkin'. Lol.

[@dominic9803]

10:15 that was the peak 💀😂

[@papa_pt]

Spaghetti & clam sauce with curry I'd walk out too

[@skulleaters67]

honestly

[@boyobane1590]

Oh my lord. I almost wish that Lee did actually use mashed potato out of a box.

[@trixiedelight9874]

I'm Italian...My motha...makes this fuckin meal.and she taught me....oh madone...wanna join me for dinner, Joey? 💛😘

[@anonymousvg9857]

4:38 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacobtracc2862]

Lee’s laugh is fuckin great

[@Tonka470]

who else wants uncle joey to have a food show because i would definitely watch

[@damircroatmastoo1985]

1933 which made me 33years old 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤫 I knew he was over 80

[@CJMW_]

1933 that's when I got Into comedy in 1993..... Lmfaooo

[@Itsbuckjames]

Turducken isn’t terrible either with the Cajun sausage. But I might be biased I grew up on Asian food... school food and holidays with my white family was my only experience with American cuisine until adulthood

[@ultrarunner_bro]

2 long story shorts and I'm still listening... Interested! Uncle Joey tells the Best stories! 😆👌

[@nmextrapstar69]

2020:In 1933 I was 30-joey Diaz

[@samleg737]

Joey "George was there, I don't know if George was there" Diaz

[@MrHEC381991]

0:15 In 1933... lmao

[@weedshoes5089]

The most relatable Joey story.

[@joshsalazar7381]

"1933 which made me 33 yrs old"

[@mattfuller3172]

1933 ... no 1993. Gotta love uncle Joey

[@bendadestroyer]

*Boxed potatoes can be fucking amazing if done right.*

[@xZOOMORPHICx]

my shrimp scampi is to die for. it's a creamy sauce that the pasta soaks up. fresh shrimp stock is the key.

[@bloxboy02]

Someone tell Joey to turn his headphones around

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

The only fake mash potatoes I can handle are KFC's....Uncle Joey has a point

[@tylershort1891]

“George was there, idk if George was there”.

[@vampyr69]

Joey should never make a long story short. With him ithe longer the story the better

[@masterroshi4750]

3:39 Joey sounding like one of my homies

[@rocco4088]

friendly fire at 4:38 got me howling

[@StevieStarlight]

00:15 "1933 Joey was 30 yrs old" HAHA

[@adamburdt8794]

I was ready to start cryin' Lol @8:21