POV: Your Okay Looking Friend Just Told You They Do Orgies - Jon Bander

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[@scottreid4739]

"You'd say I had a good heart, and that's not even medically true" is just fantastic

[@tia9331]

I died at that 😂

[@hopscotch39]

Loved it

[@izzatirfan1995]

“Dolphin laugh intensify”

[@TheObliviousDelight]

Idk about y'all but im totally using that! Who heard that amazing laugh out in that audience?! Priceless!

[@ToasterInaFridge]

This is just me tho xD like seriously it’s fucking accurate

[@parnaz1623]

WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS GOING TO BE A TED TALK

[@dannysantos9140]

ParnazDoesStuff RIGHT???

[@TheCodeVertigo]

Lol!!!

[@selkokieli843]

I thought it was a ted talk till the end. Maybe it should be!

[@RastaLlama]

Hahahahaha a hahahahaha XD

[@dillonm913]

Was it *not* ? Did I *misinterpret* this? I went out and had 5 orgies after watching this.

[@nevenagavric29]

You know you are doing a good job when it sounds like there’s an exorcism going on in the audience

[@eileensnow6153]

Demons: *Listen, you don’t have to do us like that. We don’t claim her.*

[@_elevenofspades]

PLEASE 😂😂

[@oriontigley5089]

"You know you are doing a good job when it sounds like there's an *orgy* on in the audience"

[@hangukhiphop]

You must be the 9 who's never going to an orgy again

[@gavinlucas1111]

You know you are doing a good job when it sounds like there's an exorcism going on in the orgy

[@jackashmore]

For that man to keep his cool with that laugh in the audience is most impressive

[@mattbritzius570]

If you listen closely you can hear the mating call of the golden eurasian shortbill in the audience.

[@crispyegg6098]

Matt Britzius you don’t have to listen closely

[@mynameisnunyabusiness2210]

Crispy Egg I was about to say the same thing😂😂

[@Zombie_Chow]

Who are they?I must know! My heart demands it.

[@goldencollection2926]

Lol

[@thelastyeetbender4429]

Fool...that is clearly the southern american shortbill

[@melware1372]

Him saying "The ugly have sex too!", then proceeding to devour a peach is something I would expect to see in a postdramatic play

[@saintmotel7813]

its a nectarine

[@TheCvlt]

Not gonna lie, whoever played SpongeBob in the background laughing deserves a Grammy

[@demonicgaara0862]

I somehow didnt even notice that

[@ZeppelinPietrPryor]

I was at this performance and I was too busy looking around for who was laughing like to notice that he even ate the peach

[@OjaZack]

@@ZeppelinPietrPryor were you able to find the person?

[@GalaxyStudi0s]

That’s Arthur Fleck laughing

[@TheSCPStudio]

@@conversequeen64 probably because the people who go to these are aware of who is performing and their content is what appeals to them most and makes them laugh. Hence why they went to the show.

[@KyleRayner12]

"A bunch of fives and a nine who is never coming back" is a great line

[@ratrace111]

This performance is incredible. The performer has such a way with story telling. Like, I believe this character is a thing. 12/10

[@Officialencode]

go to any orgy and you'll meet this exact person.

[@gobarber2]

Very true! Couldn’t agree more!

[@sir-ani8927]

The way they are the peach was honestly brilliant

[@kumada84]

What do you mean "character" 🤔

[@Eternally_Moon]

​@@sir-ani8927 was it not a nectarine?

[@sarahholman2570]

I love how the audience laughs for a couple of seconds at the jokes, then laughs about another ten seconds at that one person with a really weird laugh.

[@nightowl8477]

*Calm down, Janice, it's just a bit.*

[@nightowl8477]

I'm sure she's lovely tho. I'm glad she's enjoying herself.

[@Toasted.Pencils]

nightowl aww that took a wholesome turn

[@samjones0528]

omg, it sounds like a dolphin.

[@EMWelder]

Oh. My. God.

[@pjharper2643]

This @@nightowl8477 guy is a class act! :)

[@olivegorl8671]

My Psychologist: they’re not real they can’t hurt you Me: **hears the dolphin/spongebob laugh at 3am**

[@PokeyStix]

🤭

[@thierrycerdeira206]

Damn it I'm at work here and trying not to loose it XDDD

[@thepestilence7939]

Mans got the angry bird laugh

[@ursaminor9780]

This man NEEDS to play a supervillain at some point. In a movie, in a TV show, Hell on the radio, I don’t care, he just NEEDS to! And the illegitimate child of Spongebob and a penguin in the audience can be one of his cronies.

[@NyanNegotiable]

I second this

[@CaseyShontz]

I third this

[@robothecoolguy]

I fourth this

[@HuntertainmentXD]

I plead the fifth

[@sna1466]

The sixth has awoken.

[@junehatter8479]

An unattractive guy with bad hygiene I went to school with would sit there before class started and brag about his freaky sexual exploits. It was just like this

[@dunnotck1]

It's even worse when an obese unnatractive smelly man thinks he is a stud and approaches you like you should be grateful he's flirting with you. I've had that happen to me and I basically ran out the classroom.

[@derljackson5365]

@@dunnotck1 at least he tried :). Dude deserves medal for that

[@Ricardowieringa]

@@dunnotck1 i can respect his mad confidence

[@ChestersonJack]

I had the same experience… I even went to his house once (we were friends in elementary school and I wanted to reconnect before he started hitting on me) and the smell of the place made me wonder who the hell he was using those self-proclaimed “magic fingers” on.

[@frnkrry8938]

@@derljackson5365 lmao why would someone deserve a medal for making another person feel uncomfortable

[@suisui7481]

Someone in the audience is undergoing a seizure

[@phyzarel1845]

aaaaAaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaA

[@electropicks]

Muhammad Barakat Right!!?

[@leonardoribas6974]

that's just joker

[@Devinfrbs]

No, shes doing seizure.

[@vichevy8320]

That is not what a seizure sounds like, most are actually quiet with some gargling of saliva unless they scream at the beginning

[@SugarDemon1035]

The peach bit killed me. I can't even explain why, but it was just right in the wrongest way.

[@bettyc4078]

I would think they would play the weird laughs (maybe fake) to teach them to not break character in front of an audience. Because one day you may have one of those laughs in the audience in a large show. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@mewdrarkham5293]

If that's true that's super smart

[@rchcc122]

Nah, she was just a regular audience member! UCB doesn't put that much into it haha.

[@madeofcastiron]

i was lowkey a bit annoyed with the laugh because it distracted me from the performer, but whether it's true or not that the person with the weird laugh was planted, your comment made me feel less distracted. thanks man

[@kittykat5797]

Bethany Clayton I have a friend who straight up sounds like the cackling one. Every time she laughs

[@carkindozin]

This is like the 3rd time i wouldn’t be surprised

[@willd.4808]

The part where he dumps the nectarine/peach out of the mug and takes a bite out of it was so powerful that I had to pause the video and lean back in my chair to process it

[@FumblsTheSniper]

That lady’s laugh is almost as good as the skit

[@MaestroTunes]

The lady's laugh leaves a skit

[@verzeda]

That ladies laugh needs a burial with full military honours

[@asura8495]

what if it actually is even weirder and it was a man!

[@altobonifacio8936]

Spoiler: it's a guy

[@darwiinn8666]

the laugh totally completes the skit

[@kevp6488]

As an okay looking person that has been to a few orgies, everything this man said is gospel. (Except for the cat hair, cleanliness is key)

[@Up10tionslay]

Have you ever bitten a skin tag?

[@_Sloppyham]

@@Up10tionslayyou don’t know lol

[@peterisawesomeplease]

Yea clean but run down is usually more the vibe(well more associated with kink scene than orgies but similar). Like the place might be big or small but its always a little more run down than you would expect.

[@rebeccagibson9644]

I was invited to an orgy once by a brown shorted delivery guy when I was working in an office. This man had printed tickets (like he was selling tickets to his kid's booster at school). It was hilarious and I was flattered but did not attend. It's a shame. That guy said there would be a buffet and smooth jazz

[@galanopouloc]

Tfw the orgy scene from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is more realistic than "Eyes Wide Shut"

[@rayijamona497]

No one: Not even the performer: Person in audience: wwawawawwawawwawwaw

[@ZeppelinPietrPryor]

Rayi Jamona I was at this performance and I barely paid any attention to this routine because I was looking for who that laugh was coming from

[@A-man1998]

Oh my God I thought I was the only one who heard that!

[@OjaZack]

I was looking for this comment!

[@NyanNegotiable]

ᵂ ᵃ ʰ

[@euricequeen842]

I lost my shit when i heard that laugh! Ahhaahah like a Pterodactyl l

[@lolitis01]

My friend who is really hot sent me this, and I was about to text him, "Lol wtf you're not ugl..... Oh 😔

[@mawile3037]

Ouch

[@thepoppersshow]

you didnt complete the quetation

[@lolitis01]

@@thepoppersshow "

[@davidrp39]

He wants to be the nine. He is inviting you to an orgy. Don't throw this away

[@kirkpatrikballares3291]

R. I. P.

[@OjaZack]

I think Spongebob and Waluigi's love child is in the audience

[@jamescanjuggle]

They probably do orgies

[@OjaZack]

@@jamescanjuggle I'm sure, so many holes that can be filled!

[@looruria8410]

Wah

[@Wolkenphoenix]

@@OjaZack You are funny. Wanted to tell you that :) Two for two in your responses :)

[@OwentheKingofDudes]

I came for the comedy, I stayed for the woman cackling like she was sending the Flying Monkeys after Dorothy.

[@amycox5733]

I took a drink before reading this and nearly just a literal spit take

[@JohnDrummondPhoto]

That dolphin in the back really liked this bit.

[@galeriadesebastian]

0:51 damb who let da red angry bird in

[@dazberry4038]

3 types of comments on this vid. 1: He's really good! 2:WTF IS THAT LAUGH 3: haha yeah that's true! I have sex *awkwardness intensifies *

[@SarahSnow99]

POV: Your friend who cackles like a witch just told you she goes to comedy shows

[@DarkAuraLord]

*Starts muff diving the peach* Woman in the audience: No.... Him: Overruled.

[@odinhonour2170]

I didn't catch that the first watch! That might be the best punchline in the bit 😂

[@phyzarel1845]

His reaction and timing was perfect 😂 he is so talented!!!

[@Castheknotted]

Dolphin intensifies***

[@stroud9208]

And he even kind of breaks character with the nod‐and-smile

[@w1ck3dz0d1ac]

...Nicholas Cage would like to know your location

[@emoneytrillionaire5016]

Lmao they got joker in the audience taking notes for his comedy routine.

[@GypsyScot1]

UCB has really increased it's accessibility, what with a dolphin managing to make it out there. I'm proud of them.

[@fever4174]

Seth 69 likes now. Nice

[@dormetheus]

I bet a freakin astronaut snuck it in!

[@dreamerdoes_is_love8986]

I don't know why this popped up on my youtube algorithms but frankly I'm not disappointed. This man ate metaphorical ass on stage. I literally can't stop laughing at this but I'm also really impressed.

[@minim-ms]

“In the land of 4s the one eyed 5 is king!” HELP HAHAAHAHAHAH

[@MysterySteve]

Takes a really good performer to make the audience howl in laughter from just the way you eat a peach

[@thesaltybeard1793]

The reality of sex parties and stuff are a lot more body positive than people assume. There's something beautiful about that. Also that insane fucking goat laugh from the audience lmao

[@yesterdayseyes]

Body positive is just code for ugly and desperate

[@uadhlagash7280]

If by beautiful you mean turn-off, anti-hard-on, boner-shrinker, then yeah it's the most beautiful thing in existence.

[@teckzilla108]

LMAO, that noise freaked me out... like what the f is that????

[@herzen9857]

I don't care what you guys say. That one laugh just adds to it.

[@kroissant5601]

I unironically adore that laugh in the background.

[@TrueHimbo]

Jesus I sat here and watched him eat the whole peach

[@fondantswirl2019]

Bryce Johnson 🍑 💦 🍆

[@Leadman1989]

The lady that literally said NO, then he overruled her. XD

[@ceedubelu]

Non premium Spotify: you will hear the ads!

[@jadenschultz4634]

so my man out here eatin a whole ass peach on stage

[@QueenZsWorld]

interesting choice of words.

[@Isa-tn7ex]

like the Peach Scene in call me by your name lmao

[@tiamat9360]

alway sunny in Philadelphia peaches lol

[@CrisSelene]

Indeed, he ate an entire ass peach

[@theoptimisticpessimist5227]

I lauded hard at the jokes but laughed even harder at the person in back going ahahwwhahahwshahahaw

[@plutokitty3386]

The guy laughing like an exotic bird is having a good time. That's the kind of positivity I need to have in 2020

[@jay-tbl]

the fucking peach in the coffee mug is the most brilliant bit ive ever seen

[@recklessnotion1899]

Why?

[@lurklingX]

bro i have to agree. that got me worse than anything else. 😂

[@lurklingX]

@@recklessnotion1899 the unexpectedness of it, for one. also, the finesse he does it with, the expressions and body language. and then how it was a setup for..... acting out orgy stuff.

[@FozzyFUCT]

Hilarious skit but the cackling witch in the audience is super distracting.

[@flytrapYTP]

The dolphin people are taking over.

[@dangermenatwork]

I thought it added to the performance

[@tinamoul]

Honestly added to it.

[@deanrichard1770]

Its funny

[@pestoriusj]

She's an orgy person

[@PCLHH]

This guy isn't even ugly, he's just a bit overweight.

[@TheDGomezzi]

TheVaultdweller Yeah, he’s okay-looking, like the title says

[@RowdyBoy82]

Of course a 4 is gonna think he looks just fine.

[@cairparavel587]

@@RowdyBoy82 The salt 😂

[@missterious711]

@@RowdyBoy82 goddamn

[@georgewang2947]

Just more of him to go around

[@SeaSparklesLP]

me when ed sheeran came out with “shape of you”

[@anni3496]

EYE-

[@zoemadehome]

Underrated comment

[@annikaheydl7342]

SIS

[@broccolifleur8648]

LMFAOO

[@noisemachine5731]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@yeehaw2844]

U could see that man take psychic damage every time he heard that laugh

[@victorfurtado5578]

This is the specific humour I pay internet for

[@KesslerCOIL]

I love that this doubles as a ted talk... what he's saying is genuinely true. Every single person that has invited me to one has been the most "Meh" looking guy, most of them are literally a bunch of people from 3s to 5s with a the occasional 6.

[@kirbylover37]

"From the dozens of people who have invited me to orgies..." We live very different lives lol

[@noarsy7716]

Jokes on you, all this video did was give me hope.

[@dunnotck1]

@Grey Bear The door girl at a swingers club wow you must have some pretty good stories!

[@haley2772]

"Tractor accident Phyllis, oh yes! and she's the best one.....grooves..help," This absolutely executed me

[@gz277]

Dude: Just sitting there Audience: BWAH HAH HAH HAH

[@albertlauridsen5362]

0:52 who let a bird in?

[@MrFloyd-jf6fh]

Why is there always that one audience member in every single UCB video

[@radical6905]

His physical timing throughout was impeccable

[@asafupps]

“No” “Overruled”

[@r.s.4085]

Alternate title: Man does comedy for dolphins

[@gomimi4226]

No One: Spongebob in the audience: wAAAAAWAAAWAAHAAHAAAAAA

[@hugh_jasso]

"If you're cute you can even rule us. In the land of the 4, the one eye 5 is king" Bahaha!! 😆😆😆

[@mikasaackerman1410]

The performance and delivery of this guy is amazing

[@KarmaCifer]

"Comedy shows are just a bunch of people laughing and one dolphin who's never coming back"

[@kylev6063]

Idk what’s better, the monologue or that one persons laugh in the audience 😂

[@devinngeorge]

I stayed for the laughs tbh

[@boiledcrap]

"If someone asked you how I look you'd say I have a good heart." Surprisingly a lot of laughter for a phrase I've heard most of my life...

[@powerlifting1012]

It's because it works so well within the context of his skit. Delivery is also important

[@CharactersWelcome]

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[@trollster7133]

The person laughing like an angry bird just sells this skit.

[@Lucas51397]

That "no" at 4:50 😂

[@evanroden2225]

Then the "overruled"

[@jomanikarani]

that took me tf OUT 😭😭😭🥴🥴🥴🙃

[@Gamergirl-.-]

4:47 is more accurate

[@SlyBlu7]

The peach was the most clever thing in that whole bit. I'm crying, holy shit - from the reveal to the finish.

[@asaucedude]

Shout outs to Flipper in the audience

[@Justin-ou5yo]

Jesus that laugh at 1:27

[@razvanstan4689]

it sounds like high lil' wayne is cracking up in the audience 😂😂

[@MrHopran]

I like how everytime the lady laughed (you know which one) audince got a little boost of laughter aswell 😅

[@dantevitale5714]

Cool that a passing shepherd saw this sketch comedy night and decided to bring his sheep in to watch with him

[@acaciaeugenia4386]

1:42 Odile from Barbie swan lake is among us !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnnyenglish1043]

Poofessure in the back losing at wii party

[@pilarhunter3154]

An underrated comment tbh

[@elysemeyers1256]

4:46 that “No.” from the audience KILLED ME!

[@ZhaneAlliyah]

Idk his I found this page a week or two ago but every piece is brilliant, every performer is hilarious and this is better than Saturday Night Live x10000. These deserve millions of views.

[@francescovittorino528]

random girl really do be laughing like a villain's sidekick

[@saff1257]

i loved this and his character he played it so well props to him he’s funny but not over the top i love it!!!

[@sawyer2044]

Regina Spektor: "Dreaming of the dolphin song" audience member: "ahehehehe"

[@ilovecodemonkeys]

This is basically the only UCB act that had me rolling from start to finish. Great auditory and visual storytelling

[@evagrius3818]

The charisma on that dude, i feel a light to decent 7 with lighting.

[@nsimba_777]

The laughter of that one woman is funnier than the whole performance! :'D

[@kevinvu5432]

Egh...

[@OK-qb8yy]

I thought it was disrespectful

[@heysilly1341]

Mega Man what?! How? They’re laughing at his performance. That’s exactly what’s supposed to happen

[@siripremfors8425]

Can you imagine being the person with that laugh? Like does she not know? And if she does, how does she have the guts to go to a COMEDY show? I mean, the balls on that woman.

[@rottensquid]

I get the feeling that was a particular laugh, like a "can confirm" laugh.

[@sunnyDee_]

Janice from friends in the audience

[@apuddleofsand]

This smug dramatic villain persona works wonders for this bit

[@GrimAsythes]

Spongebob sitting in the crowd like, "I'm ugly and I'm proud!!! Awawawwawawwaw!"

[@AUnicorn666]

as some who is also ugly and would probably be called someone with a good heart but medically doesn't I loved this

[@l_w6041]

1:40 that laugh is the best part of the show

[@SSSpencer413]

The dolphins are taking over

[@moflife8416]

I could not stay in character with that Janice from Friends ass laugh in the background, idk how he did it

[@tephykawaii5868]

I love that they let a dolphin in to enjoy the show

[@microwaveidiot9475]

TIL it is possible for someone to need their laughing license revoqued

[@ugotgamesonurphonexd3054]

I know everyones saying the laugh sounds like spongebob or a dolphin, but who remembers Flapjack?😂 thats what she really sounds like

[@stalewater1518]

OMG YOUR SO RIGHT THANK U

[@rayr8530]

ThATS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER 😲 Thank you lol

[@RowdyBoy82]

This is the most accurate.

[@miaa7968]

His character is so good I had to look away when he was eating the peach due to a mixture of laughter and discomfort

[@xandramuse777]

"In the land of fours, the one-eyed five is king" 🤣🤣🤣

[@KnarfStein]

Good on Spongebob for broadening his horizons by attending this event.

[@HomersIlliad]

This guy comes across as a professor who lost his tenure, and I love it.

[@ayebarberfuckmeup4689]

Plot twist: This was performed at the local Aquarium.

[@HotStrange]

There is no way that’s her real laugh. Like there is NO way.

[@lurklingX]

oh yes. there are some crazy REAL laughs out there. it defies all logic. and some of them you just can't help but laugh too.

[@g.m.1821]

"Tractor accident Phyllis" jesus christ