people's day being ruined in 10 seconds or less - REACTION

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Charlotte Dobre

Charlotte Dobre

Күн бұрын

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@suegeorge998
@suegeorge998 5 ай бұрын
Hi Charlotte, I'm a woman who had zero carpentry skills. I wanted my basement finished and I didn't want to shell out the money to have someone else do it. I bought several books on how to finish a basement. I read them in depth. I mastered every power tool known to man. And I finished it on my own with the assist of my husband who has less carpentry skills than me. He mostly came down to hold a board or paneling. We women can do what we put our minds to.
@theskyisblue567
@theskyisblue567 5 ай бұрын
Great job!!🎉🎉 And yes, we can❤
@KatherineM-
@KatherineM- 5 ай бұрын
Yes ! I built a farm style table and painted the chairs , came out gorgeous
@klm_shadow
@klm_shadow 5 ай бұрын
Get it girl!!! I refinished floors, did drywall and did some decent landscaping work myself with a some assist. I like crowbars just like I like high heels. I also own my home and live by myself. So I have no passive aggressive comments to be ladylike 😂
@kimmyB9203
@kimmyB9203 5 ай бұрын
If a pipe was leaking, I fixed it. If a cabinet door was loose, I tightened it. I would never tell my husband about anything wrong because our facet was dripping once and he cost me a $700 emergency repair by breaking off the main water shut off in our basement at floor level instead of spraying WD-40 on the shut off valve under the sink. My father had to rewire half our basement standing on a milk crate in 6 inches of water because my husband managed to break the water line, short out the electricity in half the house and flood our basement for a second time while putting in a new hot water tank. I never told him if anything needed repairs.
@klm_shadow
@klm_shadow 5 ай бұрын
@@kimmyB9203 omg. That’s terrible. I can’t imagine the clean up holy cannoli.
@Deedoof
@Deedoof 5 ай бұрын
I think the BIL has a crush on OP, and she's not "living up to the fantasy" in his head. Why else is he so fixated on her life?
@jenniferwentland1736
@jenniferwentland1736 5 ай бұрын
I agree 💯 on this!! If they were only friends, it might bother him, but not to this degree. When someone has this perfect image of another person, there’s a deeper reason why.
@Cloverkitty
@Cloverkitty 5 ай бұрын
Yeah, the obsession over it is far more disgusting than any flatulence. I wouldn't feel comfortable alone with him personally.
@dianecampbell7392
@dianecampbell7392 5 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@nataliehoo840
@nataliehoo840 5 ай бұрын
That's what I was thinking !
@DragonologyDpt
@DragonologyDpt 5 ай бұрын
That’s exactly how I read into it as well lol
@ZukiChrome
@ZukiChrome 5 ай бұрын
Story Time: I was at dinner with friends (a married couple). The wife at some point belched. Her husband said, rather sarcastically, "Well that wasn't really lady-like".....to which, without missing a beat, she replied " Neither is a b***j** but I've never heard you complain about that." And that, my friends, was the end of that discussion and as far as I know, he's never commented on her belching since.
@dionebrown5079
@dionebrown5079 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂SAVAGERY😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳
@torchjenkins6158
@torchjenkins6158 5 ай бұрын
And that my friends was the most underrated comment between Married couples. 😂😂😂
@priscillaruiz687
@priscillaruiz687 4 ай бұрын
Shut him up real fast😂😂😂
@dean4817
@dean4817 4 ай бұрын
I love U woman.your awesome.ozzy admirer.🙄💋✌️
@beckyhendon890
@beckyhendon890 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@crichtonbruce4329
@crichtonbruce4329 5 ай бұрын
Decades ago I was foreman of a maintenance crew and got assigned my first ever female crew member. While she had little experience to begin with she was smart, curious, a hard worker, great sense of humor, willing to try anything and afraid of nothing. I wish every male member of my crews had half of her qualities.
@Just-Nikki
@Just-Nikki 5 ай бұрын
My husband has a woman on his crew and he says the same thing. I remember him telling me about a younger guy on his crew being kind of sexist when she wasn’t in ear shot. My husband made sure that any time that guy wasn’t doing something the way my husband wanted it done, he would make him go ask her how to do it right. 😂 He has also had a woman join his crew and think she was getting special treatment, like riding around with him in his truck instead of doing the manual labor she was getting paid to do. She asked to switch crews real fast once she realized she couldn’t pull that crap with him. He’s a fair man and I love that all he cares about is if you can do the job or you’re genuinely trying and willing to learn how to do the job.
@megfarrell8566
@megfarrell8566 5 ай бұрын
Love how you embraced her ethic and other qualities and let her learn on the job. I managed building maintenance and construction projects for almost 40 years, and couldn’t possibly count how many double takes, disbelieving comments and initial doubting I was met with over being a woman in that role. I was NOT a trades person or a technician. I was the Manager, later Director, decision maker, etc. And of many major, multi million $ projects. I always got a kick out of the disbelief that my gender in that role prompted. Happily, there were almost no instances where I was not able to perform my work well, even though yes, I have orders to big tough old fashioned thinking dudes. Well into my retirement now, I still am in touch and have many friends who were among those that were surprised to find me in charge in a male dominated industry. It is a source of endless gratification that I often get asked for my opinion about how to handle a project from guys. So I appreciate how cool it is that you not only accepted her, you are publicly acknowledging that yes, women can and do have nearly all the same capabilities as men, and are even often able to surpass them in non traditional roles like mine. Props to you man, you made my day!
@NotMeTodayMaybe
@NotMeTodayMaybe 5 ай бұрын
I once farted in a small library. I thought it was gonna be silent. It twas not! It was SUPER loud and echoed through the silence like a bomb. I immediately saw heads popping up and swiveling all over the library like meerkats. So I did what anyone would do and copied them, trying not to laugh like a maniac. To this day it makes me giggle out l9ud whenever I think of it.
@Kayenne54
@Kayenne54 5 ай бұрын
Meerkats lol.
@dragonfliesnh4204
@dragonfliesnh4204 5 ай бұрын
That's hilarious, especially with the meerkats!! That reminds me of a similar story of mine. I was with my best friend at the dollar store and farted. It was silent but deadly and she was disgusted with the small but thought it was funny. We quickly went into the next two aisles. When I came back it a bit later still smelled bad and I was impressed. I loudly asked "Who farted??". People were giggling and no one suspected me. 20 years later, my best friend and I still call it the "dollar store fart".
@mycreativeheart4159
@mycreativeheart4159 5 ай бұрын
Yoga class... 🧘‍♀️
@Kayenne54
@Kayenne54 5 ай бұрын
@@mycreativeheart4159 Oh no.
@mycreativeheart4159
@mycreativeheart4159 5 ай бұрын
@@Kayenne54 "Universe... Please open up a black hole and swallow me up!!"
@draconicfeline6177
@draconicfeline6177 5 ай бұрын
6:20 ok, I'm officially in love with OP and her attitude. And also with how you said "Haha he sounds single af." Her BIL is such a baby boy, running to his room to sulk.
@kathyblock5690
@kathyblock5690 3 ай бұрын
This is for Charlotte and the OP as well. Look up M. Lepetomaine, the French artist who could fart the Marseillaise.
@maillemacanaugh1841
@maillemacanaugh1841 5 ай бұрын
Honestly, the BIL had an unhealthy fixation on her, and she did the right thing shattering it.
@yell09999
@yell09999 5 ай бұрын
Yesss!! It like hella weird like dude I'm not your wife I'm your brothers wife WTF.
@marissabulso6439
@marissabulso6439 5 ай бұрын
Would definitely explain why he pouted alllll day long.
@daisy9910
@daisy9910 5 ай бұрын
100%. He wanted her to be his 'perfect woman'. Creepy. Glad they are moving out.
@allyw1364
@allyw1364 5 ай бұрын
Yes An earth "shattering" F@rt😂😂😂
@maillemacanaugh1841
@maillemacanaugh1841 5 ай бұрын
@@allyw1364 yaaaaaaas, thank you for picking that up! 💥
@FreshLemonyGoodness
@FreshLemonyGoodness 5 ай бұрын
Related-ish to the first story: I was once hanging out at a local bar, and a friend and I got started talking. The conversation turned to death, which is a topic I’m knowledgeable in (archaeology degree and lots of research on historical deathcare/funerary customs,) and rather passionate about. We mostly talked about eco deathcare and de-stigmatizing grief in the western world. Some guy who was also sitting at the table was watching our conversation the entire time. When the guy I was talking to got up to go get another drink, this dude leaned over towards me and told me “it’s weird that you’re talking about death so much. It’s rather unladylike actually.” He then started to try and tell me that I don’t need to obsess over death because Jesus, and I cut him off RIGHT there. “It’s unladylike…?” “Well yeah…” “Weird... Who found that Jesus’s tomb was empty…? Oh right, the women… do you know WHY they were going to his tomb..?” He left. 😂
@satiashaw1857
@satiashaw1857 5 ай бұрын
Awesome response!!
@nyashagriffith8896
@nyashagriffith8896 5 ай бұрын
Excellent response
@vishnunataraj5169
@vishnunataraj5169 5 ай бұрын
Why were they going to the tomb?
@hsihdbssbcjtzksk7426
@hsihdbssbcjtzksk7426 5 ай бұрын
​@@vishnunataraj5169 To anoint (?) his body as a sign of respect. Basically, using spices and perfumes (oils probably) to control the smell of decomposition and other stuff. Like an older form of embalming.
@liesbethverlaeckt8083
@liesbethverlaeckt8083 5 ай бұрын
@@vishnunataraj5169 To enbalm the body, if I remember correctly. Basically, they were taking care of his corpse.
@BKat01
@BKat01 5 ай бұрын
Dude that exposed the wedding more than likely spared some un-born humans a confusing (in the least) childhood. 👏 👏
@MN-hv5xv
@MN-hv5xv 5 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂😂
@April-yf8oo
@April-yf8oo 4 ай бұрын
“who’s ur dad” “uhh one of these”
@Georgino893
@Georgino893 5 ай бұрын
My pap raised me (parents weren’t a couple, just a one night stand & didn’t want me but my “mom” didn’t “believe in abortion” so she gave me to my pap) he taught me how to work on cars, do electric work, carpentry, plumbing, etc. and I’m thankful everyday for him. He never wanted me to be stuck relying on anyone but myself & now as a 33 year old mom & wife I’m thankful bc my husband wasn’t taught how to do ANYTHING. Including changing a tire! His family is wealthy & say “why learn to do it when you can pay someone else to do it for you” so I’ve been our plumber, electrician, carpenter, mechanic, etc. 😂 my husband tells me daily how thankful he is to have me bc saved us so much money ❤😂 I’m teaching our son everything my grandfather taught me so he’s able to do anything he needs when he’s an adult ❤
@boogermaiden
@boogermaiden 5 ай бұрын
You came into his life for a purpose
@Tree-House69
@Tree-House69 5 ай бұрын
That is so sweet, I'm so glad he didn't limit what skills he taught you!
@ajamzmom4882
@ajamzmom4882 5 ай бұрын
Same, I'm the handy woman in the household. My husband didn't know how to fix anything, He was the youngest and never had to do anything for himself. I show my son and daughters how to fix stuff around the house. They learned not to dump oil in the sink when I made them snake the clogged drain. Fun times😊
@BeccaReevesXX
@BeccaReevesXX 5 ай бұрын
You had the Pap everyone wishes they had. Not gonna lie Im slightly jealous lol! I bet your Pap is so proud of you!
@Georgino893
@Georgino893 5 ай бұрын
@@ajamzmom4882 DUDE MY MAN DID THE SAME THING WITH OIL IN THE SINK 😂😂 he’s the youngest too
@amputeeright
@amputeeright 5 ай бұрын
I am an amputee. My late beloved husband was my best support and chief motivator. One day, I got washed, dressed, and we stepped out of the house to go to work, but I had forgotten to secure the suspension sleeve that holds the prosthetic on, and it fell off. Hubby couldn't hold back laughter (I didn't fall), and carried my leg over his shoulder like a modern day body snatcher.
@alwaystired515
@alwaystired515 5 ай бұрын
My husband is an amputee also. He loved using his prosthetic to mess with our kids friends when they'd come over. He'd let the dog run around the back yard with it while laying on the ground screaming. Poor kids were horrified! 😂
@kellysong2256
@kellysong2256 5 ай бұрын
What a great husband 😍
@paulas2218
@paulas2218 5 ай бұрын
@@alwaystired515he sounds like fun!!
@grouchyoleguy
@grouchyoleguy 5 ай бұрын
Had a uncle who lost leg in motorcycle accident and anytime a kid would say anything about it he'd act surprised about it not being there 😂🤣😂🤣
@user-pt1cz4ot1e
@user-pt1cz4ot1e 5 ай бұрын
It sounds like he was one of the good ones. 🫶🏻 I lost the love of my life as well, and I’m so sorry. Thanks for sharing a lovely memory. Hugs. 💜
@dorothygustave4271
@dorothygustave4271 4 ай бұрын
"I am a down home back woods dirt under my fingernails still play in mud puddles basically wood rat of a woman." Love it!
@aloraejones
@aloraejones 5 ай бұрын
“He sounds single af” took me out!!!! I’m still laughing 🤣 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Kayenne54
@Kayenne54 5 ай бұрын
11:40 This is the funniest wedding train wreck story I've ever seen. Feel bad for everyone, but that guy is a riot. Clothes mishaps: once went for an afternoon nap, woke up a bit late to pick up daughter from school; scrambled into fresh clothes, almost ran to the school, got there in good time. Sitting beside some other mother waiting for her daughter, and we both noticed, at the same time, that we BOTH had our T-shirts inside out. For the same "omg I'm late, groggy nap" reason. Became friends instantly.
@jdwinks40
@jdwinks40 5 ай бұрын
Had that happen at work once. Looked at a co-worker noticed her shirt was on backwards. As soon as I told her that, I looked down and realized mine was, too! We both fell apart laughing 🤣
@Kayenne54
@Kayenne54 5 ай бұрын
@@jdwinks40 🤣🤣
@garybonz
@garybonz 5 ай бұрын
I was a Helicopter mechanic in the army and I tought my daughter, who is a Para Medic, about aircraft, cars, motorcycles, plumbing, whatever I was farting around with through the years and her professors were astonished about how much she knew about so many things. I am proud of her.
@carolr7333
@carolr7333 2 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service, and for raising your daughter to be such a great woman that can take care of herself regardless. You SHOULD be proud!
@seek-healingheather4821
@seek-healingheather4821 5 ай бұрын
"I am a dirty little rat" girl you have me rollin!!😂❤
@jenniferfriesen7691
@jenniferfriesen7691 5 ай бұрын
Ratz for Life!! 🐀🐀
@One_Rebellious_Reader
@One_Rebellious_Reader Ай бұрын
I love being a dirty little rat 😊🐀
@mars4541
@mars4541 5 ай бұрын
Thr first story reminded me of my hobby. I'm a gardener which is like so "girly" (unless you're a farmer then it's a man's profession!!!!) Like I'm not out here using power tools every day, getting mud literally on my face, becoming friends with bugs, and being the MASTER OF LIFE AND DEATH IN MY GARDEN (that last part is just a dramatic term for weeding LOL)
@callmemoon6635
@callmemoon6635 5 ай бұрын
I love that dramatic phrase for weeding, oddly poetic
@SarcasmicGlory
@SarcasmicGlory 5 ай бұрын
Honestly... Most gardeners I know are men so I don't know where you are getting 'girly' from
@Emeraldwitch30
@Emeraldwitch30 5 ай бұрын
It's rather fun cuz I love gardening I did hear from my relatives in tge UK kinda looked at me gardening as an odd hobby as its mostly men in their area in the allotment gardens lol so I'm not super girly to them because I garden as a woman. But in the US more women do gardening then men in my area lol. It is becoming more common for homes tho the food prices are going up and I'd rather try growing more lol
@rosem6604
@rosem6604 5 ай бұрын
lol! You just described everything that I AM. No power tools since I can only grow potted plants but I make so many buggy and planty friends and talk to them and get dirt everywhere on myself. So not-girly otherwise as well 😄🥰
@pearlthenephilim
@pearlthenephilim 5 ай бұрын
​@@SarcasmicGloryIn most areas it's considered girly because it's usually flowers, if it's a vegetable garden people say "it's a mans job" because it's like farming Either way things like this shouldn't have gender XD
@Sharayah144
@Sharayah144 5 ай бұрын
When she said “the blackmail didn’t need to happen”, I gasped!! 😂 That’s two fold.
@KageKitsunenoyami
@KageKitsunenoyami 5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Drakainas._.heart._.
@Drakainas._.heart._. 5 ай бұрын
I was hoping I would find a comment like this 😂🤣
@anniktoukanchery
@anniktoukanchery 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂❤
@karlaiverson7426
@karlaiverson7426 5 ай бұрын
"Polyscammerous"! 😂 That guy was fantastic!! 😅
@debleary3241
@debleary3241 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🎉
@BMack-p9s
@BMack-p9s 5 ай бұрын
Not sure any of that was true tho really was it?! And what about asking for 7K to keep silent?!?
@ElleD308
@ElleD308 5 ай бұрын
​@@BMack-p9s don't know what was higher, him or the amount of BS that came out of his mouth.
@pantsoffgaming1428
@pantsoffgaming1428 5 ай бұрын
Not just that but the wedding was CATERED BY CHIC-FIL-A!!!
@eiremerald
@eiremerald 5 ай бұрын
@@BMack-p9s I don't think it was. Who talks to the bride and groom and everyone BEFORE the wedding? And who posts who's catering the wedding especially if it's Chick Fil A?
@ssk_ssk04
@ssk_ssk04 5 ай бұрын
10:58 I wonder what went through that pastor's mind. "DAMN DUDE THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION..CHILL"
@BrianAndresScott
@BrianAndresScott 5 ай бұрын
😅
@shioriryukaze
@shioriryukaze 5 ай бұрын
I want to know if this is the first time. That the pastor has ever experienced this type of situation.
@KeitieKalopsia
@KeitieKalopsia 5 ай бұрын
@@shioriryukaze It can’t be, right? I feel like it must be something that happens once in a while with weddings, and he’s probably officiated countless by now
@sngray11
@sngray11 5 ай бұрын
I believe the correct phrase is “a rhetorical question.” Have a wonderful rest of the week. 💞
@ssk_ssk04
@ssk_ssk04 5 ай бұрын
@@sngray11you're right! It's my bad...didn't proofread it before posting. I hv corrected it..thanks!
@sammas9123
@sammas9123 5 ай бұрын
"you shoud smile more" - OMG. Don't even get me started on that!
@ces2323
@ces2323 4 ай бұрын
I usually say, “I can’t smile.” They’d say “why?” “Because my dad died today.”
@sammas9123
@sammas9123 3 ай бұрын
@@ces2323 you are brutal
@orthohawk1026
@orthohawk1026 3 ай бұрын
"Smiling gives you wrinkles; resting bitch face keeps you pretty."
@IDreamOfNiNi
@IDreamOfNiNi 2 ай бұрын
Do you know how many men DEMANDED that I smile at my fast food job, and if I didn't they would deadass walk out the door??? I'd be like "it take more muscles than I have access to right now, I can't just smile on command." They'd be sooo angry and storm out. So sorry to ruin your day at a fkn DEL TACO
@TheQueenRulesAll
@TheQueenRulesAll 5 ай бұрын
First one, the husband needed to check his brother a long time ago; the fart would not have been needed 😂😂😂
@OpaxVex
@OpaxVex 5 ай бұрын
It's sad because his own brother was in love with his wife and her doing that just made him have to say something because he wanted her and he wanted her to be 'perfectly ladylike'.
@Sakanamoto
@Sakanamoto 5 ай бұрын
@@OpaxVex I just copy pasted OP’s updates under another comment and at least from what she wrote this didn’t seem the case? They resolved things with a little chat about how this was BOTH their homes and even the BIL by the end admitted it was a little funny😆 Unless she wrote something somewhere else or there was a similar story, at least for this one, all seems well?
@Carbsaremylifeforce
@Carbsaremylifeforce 5 ай бұрын
To the lady with the weird brother in law. Spill something in front of him and back away, if he cleans it up deeply encourage him like a dog that finally sat down after you told them to sit. Gooood boooooooy!
@bakaichigo
@bakaichigo 5 ай бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO Bonus points if she can make the joke go on long enough the husband who attaches her to BIL starts going "OK, maybe we can stop treating him like a dog now, I don't think he understands what's happening..." 😂
@ashassassin
@ashassassin 5 ай бұрын
There was an update to that post, the bil was in love with his brothers wife aka op.
@jaksplatt
@jaksplatt 5 ай бұрын
​@@ashassassinomg!!! That's even more hilarious!! Thank you for the update ❤
@jeanams07
@jeanams07 5 ай бұрын
​@@ashassassin Why does this not surprise me?? And he thought he was going to win her over by putting her in her place??!!!?! Someone has been too active in the Red Pill forums.
@TimeToBreathe-ntmf
@TimeToBreathe-ntmf 5 ай бұрын
Aww he was doing the classic, nagging her. No wonder he is alone at 37 lol
@tateflores
@tateflores 5 ай бұрын
8:32 the amount of whiplash that one sentence holds is powerful. The several facial expressions Charlotte went through in a few seconds, lol
@jodievance1348
@jodievance1348 5 ай бұрын
Bahahaha! The first time I let a fart out in front of my now husband and his daughters, they stood up and applauded 😂
@BrianAndresScott
@BrianAndresScott 5 ай бұрын
😂❤
@Sorchia56
@Sorchia56 5 ай бұрын
Brilliant family 😂😂😂
@DragonologyDpt
@DragonologyDpt 5 ай бұрын
Ngl I’d do the same. My dad’s been remarried for like 10 years and I have never heard that woman fart, even when I lived with them 😂
@niamphdollieofficial
@niamphdollieofficial 5 ай бұрын
Lmaoo
@msbee5183
@msbee5183 5 ай бұрын
Queen! ❤❤❤❤❤❤
@kinasakuraba
@kinasakuraba 5 ай бұрын
The fact that you get dirty while cleaning is honestly the #1 reason I hate cleaning. If I could somehow do it without needing a shower after I'd be a much happier woman.
@charitythompson5649
@charitythompson5649 5 ай бұрын
Thank you! My hubby would always get up and shower every morning and shower when he’s home from work. As a brick layer, you get dirty. He couldn’t understand why I didn’t. I have to clean first. You get gross and sometimes sweaty scrubbing floors and whatever. What’s the point til after?
@marisamacabre
@marisamacabre 5 ай бұрын
YES! And I often get the urge to clean after showering, but then I remember…. so that’ll be for another day, or much later on lol
@nicoleavery7238
@nicoleavery7238 5 ай бұрын
that's just life
@bellaprincesa2452
@bellaprincesa2452 5 ай бұрын
@@nicoleavery7238no shit😅 so is birth. We are allowed to not like it enjoy every experience
@Cdsens
@Cdsens 5 ай бұрын
So I’m not alone ???? Good to know 👍
@Katfall2012
@Katfall2012 5 ай бұрын
Omg the "you should smile" popped in my head before you said it. Same wave length
@crossanddream2
@crossanddream2 5 ай бұрын
First story, brother in law reminds me of my dad. He's an old fashioned, dad works, mom stays home and raises the kids. Girls have long hair and boys have short hair. That kinda thing. But he doesn't push that into us. My brother has long hair and my dad doesn't care so long as he is happy, and I have a mix between (most of my hair is shaven, but it's mostly due to me having curly hair and not wanting to deal with so much hair that tangles non-stop) he didn't say word, expect that it's nice. He just wants us be happy and taken care of despite him having those old fashioned views, it doesn't take priority. Our happiness and well being does
@Ecanbee
@Ecanbee 5 ай бұрын
A purposeful fart sounds like a magical way to start the day. 💨
@phaedrapage4217
@phaedrapage4217 5 ай бұрын
Just remember not to force it, especially after you've had your morning coffee. 😂
@jessicajohnson8378
@jessicajohnson8378 5 ай бұрын
I love morning farts lol 🤣
@jenniferfriesen7691
@jenniferfriesen7691 5 ай бұрын
We’re all entitled to deliberate farts!
@Ecanbee
@Ecanbee 5 ай бұрын
@@phaedrapage4217 hahaha 😂
@Ecanbee
@Ecanbee 5 ай бұрын
@@jenniferfriesen7691 There is nothing that gives me the ick faster than a hesitant fart. Stand firm petty potatoes, you deserve a partner who farts with intention!
@alyssamckay3311
@alyssamckay3311 5 ай бұрын
11:27 THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED 😭😭😭
@rxziam
@rxziam 5 ай бұрын
Inagine having a life so easy and umproblematic that a mere fart sends you into a rage fit LMAO
@nofaves
@nofaves 5 ай бұрын
Clothes fresh out of the dryer are CLEAN. I was expecting Miss TikTok to not notice some horrible bodily fluid stain on her workout pants, but a clean pair of panties (while embarrassing) aren't the end of the world. At least everyone there knew that she'd grabbed her pants from the dryer and not from the hamper!
@deborahbutcher3933
@deborahbutcher3933 5 ай бұрын
Or she'd worked them off.
@TheBaumcm
@TheBaumcm 5 ай бұрын
Nothing compared to the time my little boy dog grabbed a pair of dirty ones from the hamper and trotted them out to the middle of the living room floor to chew on them…at my in laws! Thankfully, I found them before anyone saw them but needless to say, my laundry is on lock down now.😂
@mrsk812
@mrsk812 5 ай бұрын
I probably would have just laughed it off and peeled them off and stuffed them in my waistband. It’s not that embarrassing to me really.😂
@rose13red
@rose13red 5 ай бұрын
I really thought she was going to say a PAD 🤦🏻‍♀️ thank gawd it was only clean underwear !
@AmberLeftwich
@AmberLeftwich 5 ай бұрын
My thought was that she'd unexpectedly started her period or her workout gear was unintentionally see-through. This was NOTHING in comparison! Lol
@martinaasandersen3775
@martinaasandersen3775 5 ай бұрын
14:20 Props to the person that told her.
@leslieramon7373
@leslieramon7373 5 ай бұрын
I am the handywoman of my household. I have built pretty much 90% of the furniture of our house, I am the one that drills holes in walls, and the one that fixes appliances. I very much enjoy doing those things and do not let my husband do it. He doesn't like doing those things anyway and that is like therapy for my soul, so perfect match. Currently learning how to expand the attic of our home. Hubby may help me on that one by carrying everything up and helping me hold things up.
@Jessielovesya
@Jessielovesya 5 ай бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@AimeeAimee444
@AimeeAimee444 5 ай бұрын
My background is restoration of furniture and residential homes. Been in the biz since 1996 and have learned from being on site. One day I was doing some basic carpentry for a friend and suddenly they were behind me and asked, “Where did you learn how to do this?”, my response “Didn’t I tell you my family is Amish?” 😂🤣 They believed me for a second but realized I was joking. It was kinda odd; they perceived knowing how to care for your home as blue collar. (My friend’s wife was infecting his brain with class issues. She was unfortunately insecure by me working with her husband gardening etc) I’d die working in an office and love working with my hands. Love that you’re an artisan and have built 90% of your furniture. 🙌🏼🤍💫✨✊🏼🕊️
@ravenartistofficial
@ravenartistofficial 5 ай бұрын
I’ve built everything in my shared apartment! Like the; table, entertainment center, coffee table, coat hanger/shoe rack, bed frame, both computer desks, and my own electric bike!!! My boyfriend doesn’t build, he has ADHD and is real bad about finishing projects let alone starting them. I’m autistic, I hyper fixate and like to GET SHIT DONE! If I sit down, it’s over… so I like to work until it’s done to prevent myself from losing my groove. My boyfriend loves that I am the crafty one, and that I get stuff done, it doesn’t affect his masculinity or make him feel any lesser and he compliments me on my abilities often! 🥰
@marshawargo7238
@marshawargo7238 5 ай бұрын
Kinda sounds like you have had therapy or something to figure out how to manage your situation to have a satisfactory solution❤! & maybe he hasn't😢? I am like him, I start with good intentions but rarely finish. (I'm 67 & just realized that my problem might be that I may have ADHD but not diagnosed. Really, why change now? BTW KZbin videos clued me in...
@WitchDoctorMegra
@WitchDoctorMegra 5 ай бұрын
When the BIL asked “have you considered being more lady like?” She should have answered with a cheerful “have you considered minding your own business?”
@watervillegangmember
@watervillegangmember 5 ай бұрын
The simple fact that Charlotte and her bf play guess my fart makes me soooooo happy. I hope these two crazy kids are together forever.
@silverzip8292
@silverzip8292 5 ай бұрын
I tried to get my hubby to play with me. He was like why? I prefer to rate them.
@minnarosenqvistmr
@minnarosenqvistmr 5 ай бұрын
Yeah, I wish mine would play this with me.. but he's to sophisticated,and I'm a wild one.. 😂😂😂 but we've been married for 22yrs,so it's okay.. We love our differences, it makes us love each other more.. We couldn't be more different,and yet, we're so happy together!
@AddyCBaddie
@AddyCBaddie 5 ай бұрын
YASSSSSSS! Same babe!
@NoraS-K
@NoraS-K 5 ай бұрын
Whats funny was that in highschool i wore dresses every day, got the nickname pants'less nora by peers in my grade but in a playful manner 😅 and basically everyone acted like i was incapable of doing stuff. (Before these classes) Anyways, i dropped out of my cooking class within the 1st week and needed to replace the class with something else. All that was available was carpentry/woodworking, i learned how to use all the heavy duty equipment. And i was the teachers favorite student, the guys in the class hated me cuz of that. The teacher would correct other students work or how they used equipment, he'd call me over and say, nora show them how it's done right (keep in mind i did this all while wearing dresses, skirts, cute outfits i loved, all while following propper attire for safety) And he chose me to design and build many things for the school. Also if any teacher or Committee needed something built, like theater department, prom decor, he would just instantly say, go talk to nora she'll help you, insted of listening to what they needed from our woodworking department. I would hear it and make it happen. 😂 Also one of the best compliments was 2 girls signed up for the woodworking classes because they saw me in them and told me that i inspired them to feel like they can succeed in these skill sets too and i made them comfortable. They wanted to join before, but no girl had ever joined before I did. And to add, i always felt bad that the teacher would shame the guys and would have me show them how to do things correctly or exclude them from leader roles, so i would involve the class as much as i could. I would hear under their beath, they would say it wasn't fair, and i agreed, so i did something about it. I'd give people roles with creative freedom, and i would ask for everyones opinions individually (important because then it's really info and ideas that someone actually wants) and then I did what they suggest. And the smiles that come from corrected anger and sadness are we'll worth the work of making all feel included
@moonshinershonor202
@moonshinershonor202 5 ай бұрын
Are you a bot? Because you sound too good to be true. Empathy and inclusiveness in this day and age? Wylin.
@colorcutie97
@colorcutie97 5 ай бұрын
Good job Nora!!! I loved your comment because it shows that people are complex and can have interests that aren’t always in line with stereotypes. Everyone deserves a chance to show their own ideas on something whether they fit into that stereotype and it is assumed that they will only have the same ideas that exist or they radically contradict it and show how things can change. You show how either way people should be empowered to share and explore whatever it is they want to make things better or do something different. You sound like an amazingly brave and confident person who sets examples for others in the best way 😎👍
@lauraellerman9443
@lauraellerman9443 5 ай бұрын
6:03 Hahhaha “he sounds single AF” Hahahha 💀
@Sammisquatch
@Sammisquatch 5 ай бұрын
Charlotte is totally the friend youre always cracking up with even when things arent funny. She seems like a fun person with a good heart 😂❤
@CharlotteDobre
@CharlotteDobre 5 ай бұрын
Aw you’re so sweet thank you so much!
@gaillynn1280
@gaillynn1280 5 ай бұрын
ME, TOO!!! I look forward to her posts so much!! It can make my day soooo much better!!! She makes me laugh to the point of tears. I would love to hang with her. I'm sure by the end of the visit..I would've cried/wet myself & my ribs would be sore. CHARLOTTE, LOVE YA, POTATO QUEEN!!!
@tifjohnson4358
@tifjohnson4358 5 ай бұрын
The clingy underwear has haunted me for years. My hubby washed the high school boys basketball team's jerseys with some of our laundry at home. When he was passing out the jerseys 16:18 a pair of my panties clung to a jersey. The boy asked hubby if they were part of the required uniform. I never want to see that kid again. 😂
@robsonrobson9905
@robsonrobson9905 5 ай бұрын
That kid's got jokes though lmao
@dracofirex
@dracofirex 5 ай бұрын
Hmmm maybe this only happens to synthetic fabric, I've never had this happen with any clothing. Microfiber hand towels, though, they have clung to my things! They get put at the bottom of the basket with the socks! Everything else is mostly cotton. I switched most underwear to mens knit boxers because I am SO TIRED of my underwear clinging on ME for dear life and never letting go. Best choice ever! (sadly still have to have the old underwear available for Shark Week but whatever)
@tifjohnson4358
@tifjohnson4358 5 ай бұрын
@@dracofirex My 1st thought was, please don't be a pair of shark week undies! 😂
@dracofirex
@dracofirex 5 ай бұрын
@@tifjohnson4358 YES!!! Never the pair of shark week undies! I'll take the accidentally bleached black ones over those any day!
@melanieboccinfuso5619
@melanieboccinfuso5619 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@torchjenkins6158
@torchjenkins6158 5 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard when the guy said it was an asshole move…..😂 Sir, are you trying to make it worse? Because you didn’t think that through.
@dinasilva9263
@dinasilva9263 5 ай бұрын
At this point Charlotte is my favorite wedding planner, storyteller, has the best accents and roasts and it's like a friend that we can talk about all the good and funny stuff. Charlotte FOREVER😂❤
@Solènelamigonnelicorne
@Solènelamigonnelicorne 5 ай бұрын
@@dinasilva9263 ça va merci 😊🦄
@JenifferMaigua
@JenifferMaigua 5 ай бұрын
😊😅​@@Solènelamigonnelicorne
@Solènelamigonnelicorne
@Solènelamigonnelicorne 5 ай бұрын
​@@dinasilva9263merci ❤❤
@apollo21lmp
@apollo21lmp 5 ай бұрын
of all the weddings i have officiated NOT ONE couple has wanted the question "Does anyone object?" be included in the ceremony. several have actually requested that it not be included.
@B.Harper7
@B.Harper7 5 ай бұрын
Yup!! I can't remember a wedding in the past 20+ years where I heard objections asked. In the 90s? Sure we heard that, I've never heard any object though hahaha
@_SKY_BLUE_...
@_SKY_BLUE_... 5 ай бұрын
I've never been to a one where you eat first!
@vick9895
@vick9895 5 ай бұрын
...and have you ever officiated a weeding where the reception happened BEFORE the ceremony??? This guy is full of s..., it doesn`t take a genius to see that this never happened!
@vick9895
@vick9895 5 ай бұрын
@@_SKY_BLUE_... THAT!!!! Are we the only ones who noticed this?!?
@aduckofsomesort
@aduckofsomesort 5 ай бұрын
Y’all not think weddings wouldn’t be better if the food was served first?
@cheeling794
@cheeling794 5 ай бұрын
the debauchery of a wedding story was awesome😂😂
@Juicyxcouture
@Juicyxcouture 5 ай бұрын
The second story with the wedding had me screaming because I was not expecting that twist at all.
@feliciamcdaneld2591
@feliciamcdaneld2591 5 ай бұрын
That shit was a cirque du Soleil twist!
@Nicole-gg3mb
@Nicole-gg3mb 5 ай бұрын
Grew up in a single mom household, and her motto was pretty much...'is there a video on it? I'm pretty sure I can do it myself?' And she didn't like getting people to fix household things. Fixed her own drywall, patched holes, uses power tools and owns two machetes to cut down trees in the backyard.
@Kate-f1n
@Kate-f1n 5 ай бұрын
Ok. Dang it! I will take ur mom's outlook and run w it. Thank u for passing this on. Also, I hope I don't end up on pm news, but that toilet pump z going to b .... doing something by tonight!
@martina21953
@martina21953 5 ай бұрын
I fix everything by myself. I had the HVAC guy show me what was wrong with my unit. I ordered the part and installed it myself. It took four screws! I saved thousands of dollars.
@sannahennerfors4833
@sannahennerfors4833 5 ай бұрын
Your mom is a badass!
@evangelinaledesma104
@evangelinaledesma104 5 ай бұрын
A mom with two machetes is the most badass thing in the world.
@Milton2k
@Milton2k 5 ай бұрын
9:43 Dude rocks that freaky looking afro...
@sarahcaitlyn88
@sarahcaitlyn88 5 ай бұрын
I work out, shower do my make up, cook, clean, almost everyday.. however, I also build fences, do roofing, etc....where I definitely don't wear make up... Haha
@ashtonnn777
@ashtonnn777 5 ай бұрын
Power❤
@CharlotteDobre
@CharlotteDobre 5 ай бұрын
LOVE
@gothic_oma
@gothic_oma 5 ай бұрын
Yes, there is a time and a place. I like to look pretty for my husband, but we're on a homestead and there are plenty of days that I'm in my coveralls and boots, with a bandana on my head... and I'm definitely not doing my hair and makeup for these types of activities. And yes, holding in farts can cause problems. If you're at home, let them fly free! 😊
@AimeeAimee444
@AimeeAimee444 5 ай бұрын
Do you live in FL?
@katyciula3715
@katyciula3715 5 ай бұрын
The gym story reminded me of something that happened years ago. I worked in a crime lab. I frequently had to testify in court. I was waiting in the hallway with a group of male detectives for my turn in the courtroom. I had kicked off my heels because my feet were hurting. I saw a woman exit the bathroom and head quickly down this wide long hallway. She had tucked the whole back of her skirt into her pantyhose and was exposing everyone to her backside. I immediately started saying "Ma'am, ma'am..." I start running after her without my shoes still trying to get her attention. I catch up to her right at the courtroom door. She finally stops and turns to me saying in an annoyed manner "What?" That's when I tell her about her skirt in her pantyhose and thought she would want to know before entering the courtroom. She was absolutely horrified. Always a fear of mine, I couldn't let someone go through that.
@InspiringNotionz
@InspiringNotionz 5 ай бұрын
I did that exact thing once… flashed my bare as$ right through a movie theatre lobby 🤣
@joywebster2678
@joywebster2678 5 ай бұрын
I'm a RN, and we used to wear Uniform dresses, even scrub dresses. My mother bought me an ugly mint green one as a gift. I was teaching a group of students at a new to me hospital. used the restroom, walked out and was walking towards my student group, the chief surgeon is behind me, and tugging at my uniform. Says stand still, and it turns out my dress was tucked all into my white pants hose.He fixed it with my permission, but he was accompanied by his surgeons in training. So my students had no clue, but I dodged surgeons at that hospital. gave up on that ugly uniform tooo!
@vickiechandler3112
@vickiechandler3112 5 ай бұрын
i wear skirt/dresses all the time due to a medical condition with my legs (i miss jeans) and have developed the habit of bringing my skirt around and up and tucking it under the boobs that can hold a broomstick so its basically all up front . That way when i release it from its confinement in saggy prison it just drops back down...tho i do make sure on more clingy material ..trust me y'all dont want to see the back of me...god i would have to be paying therapy for small kids for years
@brittanyjackson1016
@brittanyjackson1016 5 ай бұрын
I was taught by uncle that "it's better to lose a friend then to keep it in" and I held on to that since childhood and teach my children the same, especially my little girls. Just say excuse me and keep it moving 💅🏾
@BeeWhistler
@BeeWhistler 5 ай бұрын
Yeah, as someone who hid in the bathroom crying in 10th grade until my class ended because I had BIRD CRAP on my shoulder and the class just giggled at me until one nice girl was kind enough to tell me about it, be the kind of person who has enough respect and empathy for a fellow human being that you discreetly tell them what they need to know instead of joining the mindless turds who snicker and enjoy the downfall of a fellow human being and thus leave it to get worse. I’m not kidding… I was mercilessly bullied by pretty much my whole class for YEARS in middle school, and then in high school, every time it seemed like I was finally pulling out of being the school pariah and I was feeling kind of okay about myself, something would happen to remind me that no one, literally no one, had any respect for me. That was one of those times. It was 36 freaking years ago and it’s still a gut-punch to think about it. Bullying’s not okay, y’all. You don’t just get over it, especially when you’ve been in a situation where it’s gonna come from any side at any time so you can never relax and you feel trapped there, and no one will help you or even try to suggest they stop… for months and years. What you get from that is something called CPTSD and an adult who becomes triggered, actually triggered, by the sound of laughter or seeing a stranger smile at them. So at least give people basic respect. Sermon over.
@darlamccracken4062
@darlamccracken4062 5 ай бұрын
I'm sorry that happened to you and if it's any consolation, the people that were bullies always look the worst at the high school reunions. Beer bellies, balding heads and green teeth for the men and the IT girls were all fat and unhappy looking. If life has been kinder as an adult you won sweetie
@danawhitehorn-umphres1410
@danawhitehorn-umphres1410 5 ай бұрын
My creed is, "I love you so much, I'll never let you walk around with a booger hanging out of your nose.
@draconicfeline6177
@draconicfeline6177 5 ай бұрын
THAT SECOND STORY THOUGH. I hope that poster has more stories because he has SUCH GOOD ENERGY and it works so well with yours.
@holgif
@holgif 5 ай бұрын
The second story was a whole ride of emotion
@GalinaEv
@GalinaEv 5 ай бұрын
Dude gives me capitan jack sparrow
@feliciamcdaneld2591
@feliciamcdaneld2591 5 ай бұрын
The kashmoogly gamoogling had me cackling 😂😂😂
@alosialee
@alosialee 5 ай бұрын
A few years ago my starter went out on my car. Never before had I put my hands into the engine of a car, any car, to try and fix it. But like some of the other women here I did not want to shell out 500 dollars for parts and labor. Instead I shelled out a little less than 200 for the part, looked up a tutorial for my model of car (couldnt find my year but it still worked lol), and fixed it myself. The amount of pride I had getting my car to start after just the first try... I still have the picture of my hands and face after, acrylic nails and hands covered oil, five o'clock shadow lookin ass, and I will treasure that photo forever. Since then I've worked with a genuine car geek to help change out my alternator, my valve cover gaskets, my sensors, and my power steering (the latter still a work in progress). I've also repaired two different types of stoves now, my dryer, plumbing, and some electrical work, all by looking them up how to do online. In the words of another commenter, we women CAN ABSOLUTELY do anything we put our minds to, just like anyone else. ❤😊❤
@sharim
@sharim 5 ай бұрын
You go, gurl! Love it!
@karibaxter4490
@karibaxter4490 5 ай бұрын
I looked up online how to replace a headlamp on my van. Wasn't easy but mission accomplished & I was proud of myself. Girl power.
@allanturmaine5496
@allanturmaine5496 5 ай бұрын
Wooo! Home repair!
@gregf4416
@gregf4416 Ай бұрын
I respect that, but I wonder why so many women won't vote for a woman for president. Just an observation.
@mbennett67
@mbennett67 4 ай бұрын
Working as a medic years ago. The president was in town and many roads were barricaded off. I was in back with a trauma patient, my partner was having a major meltdown trying to get to the hospital.. all routes were blocked so he went ahead and drove through a barricade. When we got to the hospital we were greeted by the secret service… they were pissed! Apparently you cannot drive through a barricade in an ambulance with a very critical patient when the president is in town!! 🤷‍♀️… noted!
@eliza6971
@eliza6971 5 ай бұрын
Omg rainbow fro 😂 I love people who are so casually chaotic they accidentally expose how much more chaotic “normal” people can be
@katraylor
@katraylor 5 ай бұрын
For some reason he gives me Beetlejuice vibes.
@TheAdrift
@TheAdrift 5 ай бұрын
That guy was the funniest storyteller I’ve heard in a while lmao I loved the chaos-gremlin energy 😂
@JeneenRose-Osborne
@JeneenRose-Osborne 5 ай бұрын
He looks like a character from the Simpson’s, Sideshow Bro. 😂
@Kate-f1n
@Kate-f1n 5 ай бұрын
'Casually Chaotic'. This z perfection, I bow to u. (Why z there no emoji that bows??)
@CerosTelevision
@CerosTelevision 5 ай бұрын
i try my best
@ssk_ssk04
@ssk_ssk04 5 ай бұрын
That brother in law was definitely told that girls don't fart/burp/pee/poop when he was a kid😂
@Canyouseemeanna
@Canyouseemeanna 5 ай бұрын
He is 37😂. I thought he was some young guy who doesn't have enough experience.
@ashleenicole71
@ashleenicole71 5 ай бұрын
I made sure my daughter found humor in farting.. and she does. When someone farts she laughs.. or says "daddy fart!" "Mama fart!"
@blahblahblah2469
@blahblahblah2469 5 ай бұрын
13:39 her expressions are gold🤣🤣🤣
@FaithAnn90
@FaithAnn90 5 ай бұрын
I have never heard anyone so perfectly describe that very first fart that you have in the morning better than this gal! Seriously I was dying laughing and it made me happy Charlotte was too
@TaylorReaves-t1w
@TaylorReaves-t1w 5 ай бұрын
Ngl the farting story there. The first time I ever farted in front of my now fiance, he started dying laughing and cheering. The whole time I was embarrassed and confused just staring at him, and he finally looked at me and said "We've been together for 4 months and you NEVER farted around me! I was beginning to think you didn't like me if you weren't comfortable enough to do it by now!" Safe to say I can be myself around this man and he wouldn't complain 😂😂
@andreabradley5837
@andreabradley5837 5 ай бұрын
I have an ex that the first time we stayed at my family's cabin we had a farting contest. Our guts hurt the next day from laughing so much, literally in tears.
@hannavuorio83
@hannavuorio83 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 i love how that dude got to the wedding and told everything 🎉 That's something you should do so one bad marriage is avoided🎉
@isabelaandzico
@isabelaandzico 5 ай бұрын
I’m actually low key impressed by the OP’s TRUST in her fart 💨 4:19
@MayPhoenix
@MayPhoenix 5 ай бұрын
During his campaign tour, Obama stopped in my town for a speech. I was seated in the disabled section. Afterward, an elderly woman next to me said wanted to shake his hand as he was coming past us but there were too many people and she was afraid she would get crushed (being frail and on a cane). I had an idea. Pressing toward the front of the crowd, I got her between me and the barrier as Obama made his way down the line toward us. I reached over her head (she was tiny) for his hand and he clasped it -- but I held onto him and brought the lady's hand up so they could connect. Secret Service rushed forward and snapped "HEY!" at me just as I let go and held up my arms to show I meant no harm; I pointed down to the old lady who was now talking to the then-senator. They must have understood because they relaxed and nodded. As for the old woman, she turned to me after Obama had moved on and gushed, "I think he's going to be our next President!" and I smiled at her and said, "I'm sure of it!" We were both right. It is a moment I will always treasure.
@Jessielovesya
@Jessielovesya 5 ай бұрын
Let's GOOOOO Brandon!!!!!
@AimeeAimee444
@AimeeAimee444 5 ай бұрын
@@JessielovesyaLove Dark Brandon! 💙💙💙
@katie6731
@katie6731 5 ай бұрын
​@@AimeeAimee444 Dark Brandon is hilarious! I appreciate that he can laugh at himself . . . and that he has a soul. 💙
@naela298
@naela298 5 ай бұрын
@@Jessielovesyayes LET’S GO BRANDON!!!!!
@bunyipdragon9499
@bunyipdragon9499 5 ай бұрын
Thats lovely 💜
@RabidSnarf
@RabidSnarf 5 ай бұрын
I'm so proud of you, Charlotte. How you properly said 'reverberate" the first time makes me want to squeal and hug you. You go, girl!!!!
@pamtaylor8921
@pamtaylor8921 5 ай бұрын
One of my friends went to Walmart and someone tapped her on the shoulder and asked, " Did you know your skirt is stuck up in your underwear?" My friend had been walking around like that for a while, and thanks to that lady who told her, she quickly exited Walmart.
@bakaichigo
@bakaichigo 5 ай бұрын
I would literally never shop there again out of embarassment. D: This is why I do a 360 check with any reflective surface before I leave my property tho. Paranoiaaaaaaa I would also laugh hysterically at that moment and forever in future about it though so probably would eventually get over it
@Timmybabim
@Timmybabim 5 ай бұрын
Why do people NOT tell someone when they have something like this going on? Skirt stuck, boogers, food in their teeth whatever. I’d rather be embarrassed once than walk around like that for hours
@PinkieJoJo
@PinkieJoJo 5 ай бұрын
There was a little girl with the same at Walmart once. I quickly told the man (she was with a man and woman) and the woman started screaming and cussing at me as I pointed at the little girl about how if I have something to say about her daughter to speak to her. (They had tons of kids with them and she was way ahead). The man quickly told her to shut up, fixed the little girls dress, and apologized to me, thanking me for saying something. He then told her what I was saying and she screamed sorry. This is often why people don’t say anything. You never know what kind of reaction you will get.
@laratheplanespotter
@laratheplanespotter 5 ай бұрын
I was wandering around with my skirt tucked into my panties in the Houses of Parliament. Wanted to die.
@pamtaylor8921
@pamtaylor8921 5 ай бұрын
​@@laratheplanespotter oh no!!
@oliviametzger4348
@oliviametzger4348 5 ай бұрын
The first story just reminded me of my boyfriend and I snuggling on the couch, my head on his stomach and all of a sudden his stomach growled but instead of it staying in one place, I heard the gurgling go down and he let out a long and loud fart 😂 I couldn’t stop laughing which made him start laughing because I felt the vibrations of it hahaha
@Lee-Rose
@Lee-Rose 5 ай бұрын
I just love that the ads I got during the fart story were for "Odour Eliminating Air Freshener Spray" and "Renewable Gas". Also, everyone farts. If you choose to do it in front of others, you can't complain when others do it in front of you. However, if it smells so bad it could unalive small animals, then absolutely tell them to take their toxic waste outside before disposing of it in the future
@nonotlikethatxoxo9509
@nonotlikethatxoxo9509 5 ай бұрын
I swear men are so emotional and delicate. They get offended by everything and then they are upset for hours or days. Delicate beings indeed.
@redwoodrebelgirl3010
@redwoodrebelgirl3010 5 ай бұрын
Not all of them. Not necessarily the ones whom Is classify as _men,_ either.
@applebuttajeanz1920
@applebuttajeanz1920 5 ай бұрын
Im an aircraft mechanic so i work with mostly men, in their 40's and up, im 35, their egos are as delicate as they are inflated and undeserved lol. They get SO MAD when I make them explain their jokes to me of enforce my boundaries and let them know how they are allowed to speak to me 😂 It's only taken a year but i've got most of them in line now hahaha
@watson_85
@watson_85 5 ай бұрын
@@redwoodrebelgirl3010 again, if it doesn't apply to you, don't hint at being offended. this just proves even more than men are sensitive as hell, lmao
@chugs6817
@chugs6817 5 ай бұрын
That’s the same thing sexist men say about women. Truth is we all emotional. And some people in any group can be too emotional, have big egos, etc. it’s not a man or woman thing
@veryverte
@veryverte 5 ай бұрын
When boys are not taught that it's normal to have emotions, they never get to learn how to regulate them in a healthy way.
@andrearuiz368
@andrearuiz368 5 ай бұрын
The third one, girl at the gym... She's the same chic that is lactose intolerant and had a whole milkshake and blew up her mom's customer's bathroom. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think of her story every time I say eew for anything. I can't atomattopoea the sound, or spell that word, but I'll never forget her story too. 😂😂😂😂
@moriane.
@moriane. 5 ай бұрын
I absolutely loved the way you spelled it! It's 'onomatopoeia'. After you comment I went to look up the lady to hear the story, and now I'll never forget it, too. I haven't laughed that hard in some time. Thanks, Andra. 😂
@BigSkinty91
@BigSkinty91 5 ай бұрын
Noooooooo😮 she can't catch a break
@1GGstube
@1GGstube 5 ай бұрын
I was part of the chorus for our middle school's production of Honk. I was backstage watching the show, when 1 of the actresses stood up to begin the dance number. Somehow, her dress got hiked up all the way to her underwear, so she's essentially dancing with 1 of the leads with her underwear out on stage. Once the scene's over, she goes backstage and we're all trying to help her. "Why didn't you fix it?" I asked. "I couldn't stop the number. I had to keep going, " she said. I don't remember her name anymore, but I will always remember that commitment to a generic middle school play.
@kanditraxel
@kanditraxel 5 ай бұрын
On the subject of farts, being a mom with 2 kids, a hubby, 2 cats and a dog, I knew who it was by smell. Yeahhhhh...not a flex, just a rancid reality 😅
@kimberlycox2602
@kimberlycox2602 5 ай бұрын
agreed lol, i am not lady like but i do try to not fart infront of people as i have ibs and the smell could kill a donkey lol, BUT my 5 year old ran over to me last week and said "mum smell this" then proceeded to loud fart at me and run away, i giggled..until SHE proceeded to repeat this 3 more times in 30 minuets each time they got sqeakier before saying "oh i ran out of farts" i burst out laughing at that statement, her 3 year old sister is even worse as she sits on me then farts and giggles while doing it and the smell omfg it always smells like something crawled up there and died, my hubby likes to fart in the bathroom while i am in the bath or shower or (and he started this little nugget while i was pregnant) fart under the covers and pull them over my head (i believe its called a dutch oven) to which i retaliated and puked on him lol
@kanditraxel
@kanditraxel 5 ай бұрын
@kimberlycox2602 Lovely! 🤣 My story: When my youngest was only 3 years old, I was sitting on the floor, and she came running into the room. I saw her shorts were unzipped from where I sat, so I said ( referring to her shorts), "You better close your barn door. Your cows will get out!" She ripped a fart and without even a tiny pause said, grinning ear to ear, "Did ya hear 'em mooin'?" I still laugh so hard at that. She's now 34!
@kimberlycox2602
@kimberlycox2602 5 ай бұрын
​@@kanditraxel 😂😂
@sarahheafield917
@sarahheafield917 5 ай бұрын
As a scout leader who wears old clothes/hiking clothes and no makeup to camps and days out, many who only know me from scouts are shocked that I wear nice outfits and makeup. I also only wear makeup about 3 days a week, several of the non-makeup days are at work. My mum is continually shocked that I don't wear makeup to work or to go out and regularly says I am not ladylike for farting, burping and not sitting appropriately. I remind her that I never said I was a lady, I'm a woman: there's a diffrence.
@sannahennerfors4833
@sannahennerfors4833 5 ай бұрын
”I’m not a lady, I’m a woman. There’s a difference!” Is the best sentence I’ve ever read!
@rebeccaherrera6006
@rebeccaherrera6006 5 ай бұрын
WAAAAAAAAIT! 💀 That second story time was AWWWWWEEEEESOOOOOOME! 😂😂😂
@SherryEllesson
@SherryEllesson 5 ай бұрын
The girl with the underwear stuck to her pants reminded me of when I had a large parrot (a Military Macaw) who often got to sit on my shoulder in the morning when I was having coffee before work. I stopped to get donuts one day for the office and someone asked, "Do you have a bird? A Big one?" Apparently The General had blessed the back of my silk blouse before I put him in his cage for the day. Thankfully, the donut shop wasn't far from my home so I was able to turn back and change; but trust me, I hand-washed that blouse in Woolite rather than subject the dry cleaners to dealing with what he'd done. I also learned a life lesson about the wisdom of having removable seat covers in your car.
@jayschoenhaaar5369
@jayschoenhaaar5369 5 ай бұрын
My sister grew up hunting and fishing a keeping up with and dominating the four boys. She was also a firefighter and sheriffs deputy, before her divorce and she went into nursing. She still driving a jeep and camping up north on the weekends. 😂 That’s on hell of a wedding day 😮.
@cfett198
@cfett198 5 ай бұрын
For the Secret Service story, I'm a servicemember that attended an event where the President visited the base while on the way to attend a summit. We went though security checks and were in a controlled area. The lead Secret Service agent briefed us before the President's arrival that we should still refrain from reaching into pockets and if we want somethings signed or take a selfie, to have such things out and ready. We weren't even to offer a pen or marker if I recalled, the President would have his own. To say "can't be too careful" is an understatement is in itself a glaring understatement to the Secret Service.
@chrisycochran2916
@chrisycochran2916 5 ай бұрын
Story time because this hit me and i need to show some solidarity lmao. I used to work with folks who were community protection. Basically they live in this facility with supervision from staff so they don't have to be in prison, and it's usually for sex stuff. And one day i went to work in my usual big baggy hoody and shapeless pants, not realizing my red, lacey "i want attention" panties were spread full across my back and shoulder. My friend looked up at me as we were about to step off the elevator and onto the unit, he snatched them off so immediately i thought for a second i had pissed him off and then gave them back to me in the privacy of the breakeoom 30 seconds later. One of the most embarrassing things but also my fucking hero.
@amandareasons7460
@amandareasons7460 5 ай бұрын
18:05 Omg that second to last story. The secret service does not play. I was a senior in high school during 2020 and still a Girl Scout and my cookie numbers were down. So my troop decided to go set up a table at a Biden rally to try and sell more cookies. The Secret Service was taking Girl Scout cookies away from people because they thought they were going to throw them at Biden. I don’t care how much you dislike a political candidate. They’re probably not worth wasting your thin mints.
@Knightcowboy89
@Knightcowboy89 5 ай бұрын
My wife and I have an amazing dynamic. She is the daughter of a master plumber, I'm the son of a general contractor. So when minor building projects/repairs come along, I do them. If a minor plumbing issue comes along, she fixes it. We also split the chore of lawn mowing and we have a big yard(we live in the country). She does these things willingly, she likes to do them, and she's good at them. And its great because while im great with my hands in terms of repairs/fixing things, plumbing and I don't get along, and she's a master at it... but then couldn't properly fix a shelf if her life depends on it, lol. We have our strengths and weaknesses and work off of each other well like that.
@neocat81
@neocat81 5 ай бұрын
guy with the hair, we must protect at all cost. he is a national treasure!!!
@ginaandseason2774
@ginaandseason2774 5 ай бұрын
KK for president!
@canuckbabe70
@canuckbabe70 5 ай бұрын
At 19:21, "toeless socks", I have to wear compression stockings, there are two kinds, one is full sock and one is toeless. I wear the toeless because I hate wearing socks to start with. And, yes, in the summer I have worn them with sandals, sometimes it's just too hot to wear runners or other shoes. Just an FYI
@rosmu1130
@rosmu1130 5 ай бұрын
17:15 This is one example how in America (and probably in some other countries) things really seem so wild.. Here where I live you could even see the president in a cafe with other people around without security... Or shoveling snow out of his driveway. So wild.. goes over my head. 😂
@dvs7392
@dvs7392 5 ай бұрын
Kasmiggly gamoodling that 2nd video had me rolling 😆
@KageKitsunenoyami
@KageKitsunenoyami 5 ай бұрын
Took me OUT 😂
@sharons7949
@sharons7949 5 ай бұрын
My dad didn't care if it was one of his girls or his son if he needed help...unless we were too short to reach. 😂 It was, "here hold this, tighten this, go get the tool from the work table." Also made us all change a tire and know where the spare was on any vehicle we got. Miss him bunches.
@katharinag.5904
@katharinag.5904 2 ай бұрын
03:21 Charlotte says "way down" and burps 🎉😅❤!!!! Love you girl 🫶❤️‍🔥
@IMOO1896
@IMOO1896 5 ай бұрын
I love his statement “I fixed that”, yes he did.
@marshawargo7238
@marshawargo7238 5 ай бұрын
BUT he didn't get him no Chick-fil-A 😂!!!
@ZimVader-0017
@ZimVader-0017 5 ай бұрын
The second story, oh my god. That guy was hilarious. That was wild 😂 I don't know if you know who Mercury Stardust is (you probably do), but she's been in the home repair business all her life and wrote a book giving tips and tricks on how to fix up stuff around the house. She also posts shorts here on KZbin and Instagram, answering people's questions on how to fix things like drywall and leaky kitchen pipes. Her book is called "Safe and Sound: A renter-friendly Guide to Home Repair" and it's really good.
@DaisyA-04
@DaisyA-04 5 ай бұрын
I love her videos!
@ClassyCorspe
@ClassyCorspe 5 ай бұрын
8:11 , this makes laugh every time i re-watch the vid-
@JennRighter
@JennRighter 5 ай бұрын
Op in story 1 is my idol lol. She’s so funny and dgaf. Love everything about her and the way she told the story.
@gothic_oma
@gothic_oma 5 ай бұрын
Right?! I loved her style of writing! 😂
@kerrbear1980
@kerrbear1980 5 ай бұрын
thank you for mentioning diverticulitis. My mom actually suffers horribly from it and you actually gave us some information we were not aware off. All jokes aside, thank you. She feels very alone sometimes with this and to see others openly talk about it made her more open to investigate the condition and why it happens versus what causes it to flare up.
@beastoned8596
@beastoned8596 5 ай бұрын
I was told hard 💩 was the cause of the “ little caves” & bad diet caused the hard 1’s 💩. I just had last surgery for bowel/colon resection cause by diverticulitis!
@erinhutson5548
@erinhutson5548 5 ай бұрын
I have it, and know several others that do too. I’m sorry your mom feels isolated in this. It’s not uncommon, but I get why people don’t want to talk about it. Mine causes constipation, a friends causes her diarrhea, about the only thing that’s common is pain and bloating. I know that eating nuts causes flares for me, and I can’t have popcorn as much. Once she figures out her triggers it will get easier. ❤
@HaleyTheCryptid
@HaleyTheCryptid 3 ай бұрын
charlotte's laughter makes me so happy
@Kat-queenofnerds
@Kat-queenofnerds 5 ай бұрын
my hubby gets so stressed if he has to fix anything and i ADORE fixing things and putting things together so i do all the DIY. And yet the ungodly amount of people who will ask to borrow my husbands tools and give me wierd looks when i correct them that all the tools in the house are, in fact, mine. i actually had someone try and take a circular saw off me to 'help' and i was like 'dude you're an accountant. i'd bet money ive used this power tool more than you have.'
@MSinistrari
@MSinistrari 5 ай бұрын
Even though I was raised in a very traditional Italian family with certain things considered men's work/women's work, all of us were made familiar with everything. The boys were shown how to cook, do laundry and clean under the reasoning that if you have someone over you don't want them to think you're a slob. The girls were taught some car/house repairs under the reasoning that you're less likely to get taken advantage of by some shifty repair guy if you know what's involved with the repairs. It's made it interesting when I moved in with my then boyfriend/now fiance since in his family, they'd just hire someone to do what needed to be done and here I was with 'I know how to do that, why spend the money when we get the parts and I do it and it's cheaper'. He does get this little smile of pride when something comes up and I'm all 'I got this'.
@BarkaJeanLounger-qn4kd
@BarkaJeanLounger-qn4kd 5 ай бұрын
It literally took my husband 10 years to fart in the same room as me! His mom was the same way, you could hear her in the kitchen in the morning spraying rose spray every few seconds.
@natashah3687
@natashah3687 5 ай бұрын
Ahahahaha the fart lady had me in tears. Her eloquence on the matter was just perfection. 😂
@ckee8437
@ckee8437 5 ай бұрын
I got my first boyfriend by winning a belching contest against grown men and then finishing my performance with burping the alphabet. 😂
@juanita_rocksteady2761
@juanita_rocksteady2761 5 ай бұрын
My shero!👍🏽🤣❤️
@TheBaumcm
@TheBaumcm 5 ай бұрын
My dad and I were in the living room. I let one out (belch) that rivaled a herd of 18 wheelers driving by. My mom, from the kitchen yelled an exasperated “Ed!” and he, truthfully, told her it was me. Now, my father would blame his farts on ducks and elephants under his chairs so she could be forgiven for calling him out…until I explained that it was me.😂
@starmoalitiny
@starmoalitiny 5 ай бұрын
I hope this is a true story😂
@23Animegod
@23Animegod 5 ай бұрын
I thought only the bride, but the groom, cheated with HIS BEST MAN. HE ACTING RELIEVED. "OMG, THANK GOD, IM NOT THE ONLY ONE" NOOOOOO
@tinahickman6300
@tinahickman6300 5 ай бұрын
Charlotte! I'm a Nurse John fan too!! When you said "I beg your finest pardon" I had to give a shout out to Nurse John!!
@MrsJoeyPinkPants
@MrsJoeyPinkPants 5 ай бұрын
I can't stop using "I beg your finest pardon" and "flabbers were ghasted" waaaaaayyyy too much... and I have zero regrets 😂😂 I will absolutely say thank you to Our Queen of the precious potato public though 😂❤❤
@jenniferkovalick2959
@jenniferkovalick2959 5 ай бұрын
I'm 42 my husband is 37. We both think farts are funny and have been together for 10 years. It's the little things that keep a relationship strong! ❤
@BrianAndresScott
@BrianAndresScott 5 ай бұрын
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