Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down. More coverage at: onion.com
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@maximutatro31762 жыл бұрын
The way the ceo talks about the kid like he’s a rival who he begrudgingly respects is my favorite part
@maazkalim2 жыл бұрын
Forget about his fat compensation-packages..
@masterofalltrades_ Жыл бұрын
The ceo sounds like he's about to cry lmao
@baboonery3 Жыл бұрын
I’m broke
@NickyTheCat Жыл бұрын
whom
@violethill445411 ай бұрын
@@NickyTheCatwhy
@pliosaurus8 жыл бұрын
"He wished away our legal team". Best line there.
@tgbro1238 жыл бұрын
WELL THANKS FOR SPOILING IT IN THE COMMENTS
@cal07298 жыл бұрын
+tgbro123 Dude watch the video before going to the comments
@badouplus13047 жыл бұрын
I feel you dude, I always read the scripts before to go see a movie, sad...
@abstractpoet89776 жыл бұрын
"Quick Spread of Boy's Leukemia 'Best Case Scenario'"
@sep02726 жыл бұрын
tgbro123 why would u read comments then watch video
@brendonhavener4 жыл бұрын
So there was a child cancer ad before this that was like 3 minutes. I sat there waiting for the punchline thinking it was the Onion.
@calebeli41794 жыл бұрын
Neronian Diamanti I bought ten tumors and gave them to the kids down the street! Doing my part.
@calebeli41794 жыл бұрын
Neronian Diamanti tubeworms may help as well! I will look into bulk buying options
@exoryy1434 жыл бұрын
God damn
@jizou15814 жыл бұрын
Neronian Diamanti I give kids HIV in easier ways
@dogsdreamtoo84274 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@cowboyforgame10632 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the kid's illness is actually real and his wish is to be in an Onion news video.
@baconboy486 Жыл бұрын
That's genuis
@technoeggnog Жыл бұрын
@@baconboy486 Your goofy misspell made Google think you said “that’s the knees”
@onlyguitar1001 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too. If so, he has been immortalized.
@baconboy486 Жыл бұрын
@@technoeggnog Lol
@rafaelpinto865711 ай бұрын
Now you got me thinkin
@elephanturkeymelt6 жыл бұрын
The video's glitchy because the kid wished for the evidence of his wrongdoing to be destroyed Edit: I'm watching 3 years later and the video is no longer glitchy. The child has been defeated
@juch35 жыл бұрын
Did this happen only recently, why did no one talk about ut
@joelhenderson37235 жыл бұрын
@@juch3 Yeah, it wasn't always like this, but I can't say for sure when it happened. I just know I've watched it before.
@elephanturkeymelt5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was working before. Here's the clip uploaded to Dailymotion and not glitchy if you want to check it out: www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lffn2
@dominusart24075 жыл бұрын
This is literally breaking the 4th wall
@dereklouden74155 жыл бұрын
I thought it was just me
@Zyphon3 жыл бұрын
The kid wished for the visuals to be destroyed so that no-one will pay close attention to what happens
@macrett3 жыл бұрын
last person I'd expect on a 12 year old Onion video is a minecraft youtuber im subbed to...
@InvidiousIgnoramus3 жыл бұрын
Man, I don't know what youtube did but so many old videos have broken footage now. Maybe something to do with flash support ending?
@InvidiousIgnoramus3 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainMaxwell7 I doubt they will. It's far from the first time they have irreparably damaged old content.
@mikemodern94913 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@AddisonDj3 жыл бұрын
Hi zyphon
@MetalliCxZero10 жыл бұрын
"...from now until the day he dies" "well we can only hope that's coming soon" I had a near death experience omg
@Androlaxy177610 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest line ever! You beat me to it.
@rlouisd110 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe she said that. The parents could stop this. This is a child, a very sick child. He is not the devil. Do not wish him to die soon. Adults can stop this. Let the parents take Make a Wish to court, but quit granting him every wish and change the rules, now.
@razorooni40079 жыл бұрын
***** The movie is better IMO but these are still damn hilarious.
@user-dq6hs4ry6z6 жыл бұрын
Louie Dicks just commenting to make sure you remind that you posted this 3 years ago
@mschuhler6 жыл бұрын
Louie Dicks Just commenting to remind you that you posted this bullshit 4 years ago
@thedean60732 жыл бұрын
this kid being named "Chad" is prophetic
@AshRaf-to5gu10 ай бұрын
Ikr
@TheGreatestSoul3 ай бұрын
944 likes and posted a year ago and only 1 reply? let me fix that
@SexySkoChick3 ай бұрын
😂
@Edvit402 ай бұрын
@@TheGreatestSoul its a comment dude
@TheGreatestSoul2 ай бұрын
@@Edvit40 ?
@therevx52252 жыл бұрын
"They can send donations" has me fucking crying. Just imagine instead of putting a stop it, this kid just wishes his way into dictatorship over America
@Nova-tl4yc2 жыл бұрын
Nah he gon wish for the planet
@Lawrence_Talbot2 жыл бұрын
I’d take him over Brandon. This kid clearly had a sharp mind
@ParksandPosh2 жыл бұрын
This kid actually grew up to be Donald Trump
@chrisdawson17762 жыл бұрын
@@ParksandPosh 🤓
@jeff-hd9og2 жыл бұрын
@@ParksandPosh 🤓🤓
@brandonyoung2.02 жыл бұрын
14 years later and we still continue day after day to grant Chad's unlimited wishes. We thought we almost had him about 3 years ago, but he wished the grim reaper take the other kids instead, so he could get their wishes too.
@TheTrueThanos2 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@NorthAmericanEditing2 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say Chad did some wishful thinking 🤓
@sloft-702 жыл бұрын
The year is 2589, another assasination attempt has failed as The Cosmic Warlord known as Chad cut Obamatron 5.0 in half using his ultimate infinte omnytrix duel gauntlet 3000 in a milisecond. Humanity's last push against the tyrant seems in vain as the world falls into the darkness under the hand of Chad.
@roywempor83952 жыл бұрын
@@sloft-70 what a chad
@davidparr4636 Жыл бұрын
A shooting star. I wish there were no wishes.
@Emz2086910 жыл бұрын
"He wished away our legal team" - I died XD
@justinmebes4766 жыл бұрын
Emxblues rawr xd
@riku300056 жыл бұрын
So did Chad after that.
@yagomizuma22753 жыл бұрын
And the editing crew
@monster_madeline2 жыл бұрын
rawr XD
@MarijnVideos2 жыл бұрын
@@riku30005 XD
@UncleRicoOSU5 ай бұрын
I’ll never understand why they stopped doing these skits. They were always hysterical and the acting was always great.
@imagination434 ай бұрын
They didn't they just went on to be called CNN, FOX, BBC
@eglol3 ай бұрын
Probably too many people who were fooled. Before you argue about how dumb it would be for them to believe that something like this is real, remember that not everybody is aware of the actual state of the law and the way the world works...
@tailwhup3 ай бұрын
my guess is that they ran out of funding or it was too expensive
@ftroop84623 ай бұрын
Because they were funny and The Onion is no longer funny.
@gracielynn96232 ай бұрын
@@ftroop8462 I was just getting ready to write that same thing and then I read your reply. Dammit.
@jualove31782 жыл бұрын
I love how these people say everything with completely serious faces.
@mark-jf5ik2 жыл бұрын
“until the day he dies-“ * nod * “we can only hope thats coming soon”
@igrim47772 жыл бұрын
They're professional breakfast news hosts reporting serious news, of course you want them to take it seriously.
@immortalsun2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it’s called acting.
@inlinechris2 жыл бұрын
That’s literally the entire point of these?
@madmaxmedia Жыл бұрын
There's nothing at all amusing about the Make-A-Wish Foundation going bankrupt.
@EchoChaser9611 жыл бұрын
He wished away the legal team... Lmao
@trippysnow37916 жыл бұрын
800th like
@elithelgiver23976 жыл бұрын
courtney wedderburn. That killed me😂💀
@dogsdreamtoo84274 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@zikosiss3 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Thank you.
@Baggerz1824 ай бұрын
repent to God
@MyPetVirus14 жыл бұрын
As a kid I met my favorite band through Make A Wish and lived to tell the tale. This is hilarious, kudos to the Onion. It's been 20 years since my Wish, and all my friends since have asked me why I didn't wish for more wishes. (And yes, I know it's satire!)
@jayden-lt7hm2 жыл бұрын
what was your favourite band?
@addyred18612 жыл бұрын
Happy for u brother
@double65302 жыл бұрын
It's been 31 years now
@snorman19112 жыл бұрын
@@double6530 and we still don't know his favorite band :(
@hdhshdhs55032 жыл бұрын
Your name is in the dexter series Shawn Decker, who have you murdered?!
@WestOfEarth Жыл бұрын
Only the Onion has the comedic brilliance to satirize such a dark subject. I wish I knew where these writers are now.
@armelior4610 Жыл бұрын
Cancelled to oblivion, most likely
@razberry93 Жыл бұрын
@@armelior4610oh shut up
@squirtlemyturtle Жыл бұрын
On strike
@RVPissBoys Жыл бұрын
@@armelior4610ain’t that the truth
@shingtome2179 Жыл бұрын
Okay…I only knew it was fake when the lady host said they can only hope the kid dies soon 🫥
@Nobinobita0076 жыл бұрын
Oooh a broken video in KZbin this is my 1st time 😮
@tryagaintmrw5 жыл бұрын
@@MarkSir thanks
@ChrisSchaff4 жыл бұрын
Hey guys I found the original and reuploaded a non-glitchy version! kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGmZhIaiiK90pa8
@iamarchibald4 жыл бұрын
@@MarkSir and now it's private. Starting to think the kid is wishing the video away
@dogsdreamtoo84274 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@Guztav13373 жыл бұрын
You can also watch it here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/en3dqaWwe6ishdU
@jaykerouac29 жыл бұрын
Make-a-Wish President: "We continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes from now until the day he dies." Woman host: "Well then, we can only hope that's coming soon." _hahahaha_
@bleumann97749 жыл бұрын
Starla Anne I agree, this is outrageous. They should stop catering to him and just throw him out of the hospital....then see how the little turd likes it.
@justinebeaver14199 жыл бұрын
***** 'Scuse me, but I don't think that the boy is being "catered" to......he's probably eating the hospital food. (Unless he wished for a caterer to bring him his meals from outside the hospital.)
@recalcitrist19 жыл бұрын
Alex Korova LOLOLOLOOL
@justinebeaver14199 жыл бұрын
*****
@recalcitrist19 жыл бұрын
***** Totally agree! There's never an unhinged homicidal nurse around when you need one.
@richardjohnson35994 жыл бұрын
Before you ask, yes. It's happening to everyone.
@lazyhomebody13564 жыл бұрын
Is your- oh, sorry
@dogsdreamtoo84274 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@palasta3 жыл бұрын
What's happening to everyone? What are you talking about?
@JoseCastro-sx3wt3 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 it’s true can confirm
@simcity41112 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 it’s a lie, the true link is this one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM probably it’s just a bot lol
@LukeNAndo Жыл бұрын
I love that when he says "daily hotdog lunches..." the text actually reads "138 Hotdog Lunches...". The onion is so good at sneaking all those little funny details into a 2 minute sketch.
@turtleanton65395 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@3incher9826 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is the video is glitching
@kexin57686 жыл бұрын
3 incher yeah its happening to me too
@funkypants50235 жыл бұрын
@@kexin5768 do you remember watching this video
@kexin57685 жыл бұрын
David yeah i do remember watching this
@laycebug32605 жыл бұрын
David I watched this a few years ago and it was not glitching. What happened?
@Chuked5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@aniquinstark43473 жыл бұрын
The glitched video is honestly fascinating. Goes to show how much youtubes back end has changed in 13 years.
@sws2123 жыл бұрын
Also, the Onion's inability to fix it and its overall downfall that they don't even have the resources to back up and reupload an old video despite it being an issue for at least a few years.
@jaffacalling533 жыл бұрын
@@sws212 they fixed a few other videos that were broken though
@DJSamsonofficial2 жыл бұрын
Wheres the glitching tho? I don't see it
@crispnhollow73002 жыл бұрын
@@DJSamsonofficial I've watched the video twice, and this time the corrupted footage isn't there.
@GGsquared2 жыл бұрын
@@DJSamsonofficial They must’ve fixed it, I remember the video being glitchy
@Tapport9 жыл бұрын
Who gave Darth Vader a blue light saber?
@Tapport9 жыл бұрын
Justy Whos defending a continuity error lol
@SeraphimRoad9 жыл бұрын
tapport Chad did. He wished it...
@Tapport9 жыл бұрын
SeraphimRoad Well Chad is killing me.
@aple83076 жыл бұрын
He took Obi Wan's
@Silverwind876 жыл бұрын
Execute order 66. And by order 66, I mean Chad. The kid, not the country.
@ludabotАй бұрын
2:08 "and we can only hope thats soon" is crazy
@LadyfloatsАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@welcometoflavourtown31067 жыл бұрын
"We continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes, until the day he dies." "Well then, we can only hope that is coming soon." LMAO.
@dogsdreamtoo84274 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@FadzaiSimango3 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Thank you!
@unmeinks59073 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 THATS EXACTLY WHAT A BOT WOULD SAY
@animesimp84942 жыл бұрын
Dang
@monicaluna520710 жыл бұрын
"we can only hope that comes soon".... This woman!
@romanfox53688 жыл бұрын
These Onion news segments and these two actors/comedians are absolutely amazing.
@RetroMute8 жыл бұрын
Good evening Mr. Obvious. Must feel pretty special as no one else in the world knows what The Onion is.
@romanfox53688 жыл бұрын
RetroMute it does! It feels amazing!
@ProdYoutube4 жыл бұрын
@@romanfox5368 its ok I didnt know who they were
@ToastGreeting2 жыл бұрын
No offense, but they're called news anchors (or something). Not actors/comedians. Leave your politic out of this bro!!
@ihyaakmal5995 Жыл бұрын
@@RetroMute Well i didn't know what The Onion is
@ellagrace9326 Жыл бұрын
2:04-2:13 that newscaster had no mercy
@ദ്ദിദ്ദിദ്ദി Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@rebel.11 Жыл бұрын
he deserves it
@vinayramachandran49926 ай бұрын
😂
@egacide8 жыл бұрын
The Onion, omfg they got me finally.
@boredadventures9186 жыл бұрын
ǝqnʇnoʎ ɹW I knnnoooow I didn’t pay attention to who uploaded it I thought it was real fuck
@ItsKgan6 жыл бұрын
ǝqnʇnoʎ ɹW I was pretty sure it was fake, and I knew after the news anchor wished the kid would die soon.
@HandledToaster26 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I can't belive I fell for it
@crowthewicked83446 жыл бұрын
AppleToaster don't worry, you're not the only one...
@gargantuanblunt6 жыл бұрын
If you don't look at who uploaded it you'll most likely think it's real until like halfway into the video because they make it a bit obvious on purpose.
@VoltanIgor9 жыл бұрын
It is actually quite easy. All you have to do to bring a 20+ level mage compared to the kid and he or she can unwish the wish. Of course-and this is possible- if there is no such mage in the area, like, for instance they are out there in a war for a ring or another valuable artifact, well in that case they are in deep shit. I would recommend in this case a player character of any level, who has a chance of rolling a 20 on a 20 die. All this applies for ADnD second edition of course. Otherwise, we are pretty much fXXed.
@derekw67658 жыл бұрын
Upvote for d and d
@4f526 жыл бұрын
Nerd
@adansmith52996 жыл бұрын
547265626f72 Quite original comment there.
@SL-gz9gq6 жыл бұрын
VoltanIgor Sorcerers have wish, not mages, if so remember correctly
@greenthizzle46 жыл бұрын
547265626f72 video games are gay, I'm one of the few my age who dont even play them. Most people under 30 play video games now it seems.
@Militiaa6 жыл бұрын
"Chad" At least we know why he is so alpha
@dogsdreamtoo84274 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@TheTurdle2 жыл бұрын
1:57 Now I want the next Star Wars film to include Anakin fighting Jack Sparrow alongside a charizard and T-Rex. Knowing Chad he'll probably wish to make it canon.
@Spurdospaerde69211 күн бұрын
Apparently, Chad survived and got a job at the Disney corporation.
@hhds1139 жыл бұрын
"He wished away our legal team" LMAO!!! I wish he wished away our corrupted government.
@iaadotlk18 жыл бұрын
+hhds113 that would have been even better...LOL
@rushthezeppelin8 жыл бұрын
+hhds113 This >
@asandwhichandabagofchips9316 жыл бұрын
Do you live in Mexico?
@asandwhichandabagofchips9316 жыл бұрын
Heidenriech gee somebody doesn't get what I'm saying
@atalentlessidiot78726 жыл бұрын
Heidenriech I ran over somebody's cat.
@PunkyPrincessPop10 жыл бұрын
They need to get another ill kid to wish that this boys wishes would stop. It's the only way!
@justinebeaver14199 жыл бұрын
***** Wow, that's a good point. I never thought of that. What if it threw off the space-time continuum for the whole galaxy and even beyond. We could literally have a universal catastrophe. That's messed up!! I didn't have a headache until I started thinking about this.
@justinebeaver14199 жыл бұрын
***** Unplugging the life support permanently is a little drastic. They should unplug it for just enough time to give the kid a some serious wacks with a belt.... or if that doesn't work, tie him to a whipping post and thrash the shit out of him (*_~)
@PColumbus739 жыл бұрын
***** It will spiral into a Spiderman VS Hulk Hogan VS Godzilla VS The New York Yankees! It would be a war of wishes!
@NYCentralSpotter10709 жыл бұрын
Starla Anne I think he should have made a wish for the leukemia to vanish overnight.
@justinebeaver14199 жыл бұрын
***** It's understandable that he didn't think of wishing for his leukemia to disappear. The selfish little turd was probably thinking too much about all the other stuff he wanted and all the people he wants to hurt.
@snlbitchluva8 жыл бұрын
I really thought it was real until the part where they called Johnny Damon a slugger
@lazyhomebody13564 жыл бұрын
Those of us who were there in '04 will always love all forty of them
@vin_fm23542 жыл бұрын
And that the kid is from boston
@matthewwood6902 жыл бұрын
Today I got to experience my friend watch a video from this channel for the first time. It was so great witnessing the struggle of “This sounds too good to be true, but also looks super legit”. I didn’t even explain it to him, I just let him figure it out himself, and it was a phenomenal experience
@Rahnsreality Жыл бұрын
I swear that's my go to!!!....love doing that to people
@ProtomanButCallMeBlues9 жыл бұрын
I heard that Chad hasn't even wished away his cancer.
@chunkymunkey91826 күн бұрын
What? And lose all his wishing power? Nonsense.😏
@da360tornado15 жыл бұрын
it really gets me mad how such a nice, genuine foundation that is just in the search for children's happiness can get taken advantage of by such a selfish "person". i'm not going to call him a child because what he is doing is a adult type of evil.
@NoName-de1fn2 жыл бұрын
Worse than voldemort
@Breedo2 жыл бұрын
I actually suspect this child may have overcome his illness and grown up into bane the Batman villain. It'd explain his breathing apparatus, it's another thing he asked the make a wish foundation to create for him!
@jamesjohnXII2 жыл бұрын
i can't tell if this is a joke or not
@Sarackosmo2 жыл бұрын
Please... Be joking... Please be...
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan2 жыл бұрын
@@Sarackosmo imagine being unable to detect sarcasm LMAO
@illadin1212 жыл бұрын
Make a wish foundation is truely and honorable bunch, my grandma was dying of cancer and they brought her whole family from vietnam over to canada for over 6 months ... they are truely amazing... she was a good person and i'm forever in their dept for doing this.
@DrugzMunny4 ай бұрын
"What is your wish?" "Treat my cancer?" "Uh... well, that's expensive, but technically doable. The kids don't usually ask for that."
@turtleanton65395 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Xaldan815 жыл бұрын
"The worst case is that we continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes from now until the day he dies. Well then we can only hope that that's coming soon." Priceless
@Chroui Жыл бұрын
qwerty
@Rikushix13 жыл бұрын
This is easily one of the best Onion reports ever, bar none. Never get tired of this.
@SquirrellyKnightАй бұрын
They should’ve gotten another kid in there to start counter-wishing that kids wishes
@youzettasonsofdigits16397 жыл бұрын
wonder where the legal team went after being wished away. The pits of hell maybe?
@atalentlessidiot78726 жыл бұрын
YouZettaSonsOfDigits Nah. They went to the place where everything is gone from existence.
@tunnelsnake4206 жыл бұрын
He sent them to the shadow realm
@JellyDeeDonutGaming6 жыл бұрын
They jus didnt feel so good i guess
@ASweetShortCake2 жыл бұрын
“He can make a wish until the day he dies.” “Well let’s hope that’s soon” 10/10 delivery, Oh my gosh 😂
Even 14 years ago The Onion was still the best news source.
@jakepaulslittlebrother1256 жыл бұрын
Owner: "The worst case is that we grant chad his wishes until the day he dies" Reporter: *"And we can only hope that day is soon".* Holy shit 😂😂
@RoseTechServices6 жыл бұрын
Is this video messed up for anyone else? Audio is OK though...
@programmaticallysun7musgov9995 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's corrupted for me
@roachdoggjr7225 жыл бұрын
ProgrammaticallySun7 MUSGOV it's as corrupted as this kid
@ChrisSchaff4 жыл бұрын
Hey guys I found the original and reuploaded a non-glitchy version! kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGmZhIaiiK90pa8
@TCt830676954 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisSchaff bless you my child
@dogsdreamtoo84274 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@jaizizkool11 жыл бұрын
I always love the comments on the Onion videos, people thinking its real lol.
@HOSWELL4446 жыл бұрын
albertjace can’t find them comments
@denverscott21736 жыл бұрын
I love all the comments talking about people in the comments on onion videos thinking it's real, when I have yet to find one of these illusive comments..
@efrentorresjunior89546 жыл бұрын
Denver Scott It’s easy. Go under the comments that have the “we can only wish that day comes sooner” line and under it are idiots that think this is real and that the lady is being serious.
@denverscott21736 жыл бұрын
Eren Junior ok, I'll check it out thanks.
@reedc78176 жыл бұрын
Denver Scott I was one of those comments until I did research😂
@Adam4s2 жыл бұрын
And he doesn’t even die at the end.
@tunakann76296 жыл бұрын
*adjusts the antennas on my phone*
@ChrisSchaff4 жыл бұрын
I found the original and reuploaded a non-glitchy version! kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGmZhIaiiK90pa8
@scottowens3983 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisSchaff If this is a rickroll...
@ChrisSchaff3 жыл бұрын
@@scottowens398 I figured most people would think that lol.
@theuraniumgamernotactivean16463 жыл бұрын
@@scottowens398 it is not
@SCWood6 жыл бұрын
The virgin Wish maker vs the chad Chad Carter
@dogsdreamtoo84274 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@carteradams433 жыл бұрын
I am indeed a chad.
@simcity41112 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 it’s a lie, the true link is this one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM probably it’s just a bot lol
@armadillolover992 жыл бұрын
@@simcity4111 Can’t fool me, I have that link memorized
@b.e.e.l.i2 жыл бұрын
for some reason the delivery of “fire trucks, dump trucks, regular trucks. The kid doesn’t even DRIVE” just gets me
@ibidesign Жыл бұрын
This is so funny on so many levels. Why is The Onion so much better than any mainstream TV or film entertainment?
@cobradragon-wt4tp4 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this last year and there was glitching at the beginning but most of the video was fine. And so I thought I'd check it out today... and now the entire video is glitched out. wtf is going on???
@santimido4 жыл бұрын
Same what the hell is going on
@Jcorry1234 жыл бұрын
Chad found out about the video and wished it away.
@presentz93964 жыл бұрын
cobradragon4373 he wished it away
@Radi0he4d13 жыл бұрын
The hard drive holding ancient videos is start to corrup
@jamminout76713 жыл бұрын
the kid wished that anyone would only be able to see his face once
@JesseCaul10 жыл бұрын
GUYS! STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT IT IS FAKE. The point is to play along, the onion is more fun that way, and hell; if someone believes it: mission accomplished!
@monkeyboy8me9 жыл бұрын
only a fucking idiot would think this is real
@razorooni40079 жыл бұрын
monkeyboy8me I used to think this was real, about 5 years ago (Never herard of The Onion before) but then I realised about 5 minutes into the movie that it was bullshit lololol
@fordalels6 жыл бұрын
It’s fake?
@greenthizzle46 жыл бұрын
Fordalels Fordalels no, it's more accredited then CNN
@greenthizzle46 жыл бұрын
Fordalels Fordalels and FOX combined
@JonPoncho10 жыл бұрын
2:03 "...The worst case is that we continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes from now until the day he dies" "Well and we can only hope that that's coming soon."
@lad74366 жыл бұрын
JonPoncho Holy shit.
@alejandro-jm2lt6 жыл бұрын
I actually read this as they said it holy shit💀
@Thirteen376 жыл бұрын
alejandro riiighhttt😂😂😂
@robertpittman22006 жыл бұрын
What the fuck i read that as they said it and the comments bellow 😂😂
@ivpt4 жыл бұрын
The video actually looks normal in the loading bar.
@reganbrannigan30064 жыл бұрын
Such a shame the video is broken, this was one of my favourite Onion clips
@dogsdreamtoo84274 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@Gareth18920002 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Thank you!
@proloycodes2 жыл бұрын
its fixed now
@NatetheGreat62010 жыл бұрын
I can't believe people think that this is real...
@GameCaffeine10 жыл бұрын
I can't believe people think the comments are real
@patrickanderson78799 жыл бұрын
GameCaffeine I can't believe your name is game caffeine. Did your parents hate you?
@nervozaur9 жыл бұрын
Dude Duderson 2/5.
@greenthizzle46 жыл бұрын
NatetheGreat620 dude you need to delete that shit, it's near the top where the people who think it's real can see it.
@efrentorresjunior89546 жыл бұрын
Jeffy Paul This was 3 years ago, likely that there was a change of comment rankings.
@andrewpinedo18832 ай бұрын
Does nobody recognise the Onion anymore? There are a nonzero amount of people in these comments that believed it.
@admo001Ай бұрын
Real
@god2electricboogaloo2004 жыл бұрын
The video isn't glitched, he's wishing away the Onion.
@college541143 жыл бұрын
I love how clear the camera quality was in classic Onion
@Imapurpleplatyppus3 ай бұрын
"The worst case is that we continue to grant Chad his unlimited wishes until the day he dies." "Well and we can only hope that's coming soon."
@CanadianGamer.01Ай бұрын
I kid you not, the first time I ever watched this video, I lowkey thought it was real. Then I checked out the rest of the KZbin channel 😂
@FitzyS5 ай бұрын
Wishing away the legal team is hilarious!!😂😂😂
@Judexxxxxjjjjj8 жыл бұрын
Well we can only hope that's coming soon HAHAHAHA
@stephenking58528 жыл бұрын
That's dark
@seededsoul6 жыл бұрын
stop trying to make "hope" happen, Karen!
@kohenwilliams55853 жыл бұрын
Had to check the comments to reassure myself that my phone wasn't broken
@loserlane4 күн бұрын
"well, then we can only hope that that's coming soon" cracked me up
@thyrsus072 жыл бұрын
This is actually becoming the most viewed video glitch in history.
@waitithoughtihadtousemyrea59763 жыл бұрын
He wished away the video quality.
@MilkManCaravan4 жыл бұрын
Thought my internet was wished away by the kid
@kevinmartin1679 Жыл бұрын
Iv seen this channel 100 times and yet yall still manage to fool me, you guys are absolutely awesome, great job!!!
@huntersatterfield18206 жыл бұрын
He wished our legal team away LMAO
@kev3d2 жыл бұрын
I love Tracy's hostile indignation.
@apauln3 жыл бұрын
That's the 1st time I'm watching a corrupt video on KZbin. It's all pixelated.
@yourdailydose-of-factsАй бұрын
I was like damn this is saddening but then I realised this was the onion
@TheHibbleton16 жыл бұрын
I love the shot of his packed room. And: 'We hired a pro bono legal team, but Chad found out about them and wished away the legal team.' Ah, I love The Onion.
@sathvikg.5729 Жыл бұрын
Classic Onion. 13 yrs ago? Look at me, communicating with the past.
@ABCDEFGH_-ef7su Жыл бұрын
@@sathvikg.5729 Look at me communicating with the past and present
@drewg74416 жыл бұрын
"Well, we had gotten a pro bono legal team, and of course Chad found out about it, and guess what, he wished away our legal team." xD
@zachrorke90462 жыл бұрын
Kids with cancer are the most selfish people I know!
@shanethrelfall4168 ай бұрын
You have only one wish Ok… I wish I weren’t dying
@soniconz6782 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this as a kid and thinking it was all true
@BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll6 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest shit “he wished away our legal team”this kid could’ve single handedly killed thanos in seconds (even with the infinity gaunlet)
@Teh_Boi2 жыл бұрын
Chad always goes 1 step ahead the Make-A-Wish Foundation, he even wish away the legal team. Giga chad
@_apexpheonix2 жыл бұрын
MY POOR GRANDMA SAW THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS REAL IM CRYING LMAOOOOOO
@Alice.59 Жыл бұрын
I still don't understand why the kids don't make the wish to stay alive..
@notvalk5475 Жыл бұрын
I was a make a wish kid when I was 4 and I wished for me to be in Disney World. I had brain cancer and chemotherapy and stayed in hospital for 2 months before being done with it.
@versamax6307 Жыл бұрын
@@notvalk5475 skill issue, should have wished for an F-14 tomcat
@notvalk5475 Жыл бұрын
@@versamax6307 yea I should have
@samurailevi493 жыл бұрын
My favorite part was the part nobody could see.
@Echiio3 жыл бұрын
Oh crap is my phone broken?
@SR-it4ky3 жыл бұрын
Yeah what happened to the Video
@pvshka3 жыл бұрын
The kid wished for the video evidence to be destroyed.
@MadMacBooensАй бұрын
The way they wishes he died… I can imagine this kid going to bed at night then maniacally laughing about how well he outsmarted EVRYONE. Poggers!
@RamyyyyyyyyyyyyyАй бұрын
Bro did NOT just say poggers when it’s nearly 2025
@ne0dynamicАй бұрын
@@Ramyyyyyyyyyyyyypoggy woggy
@RamyyyyyyyyyyyyyАй бұрын
@@ne0dynamic haha…?
@Guythatsucksatgames27 күн бұрын
@@Ramyyyyyyyyyyyyypoggers
@kxmode3 ай бұрын
Honestly, the only thing Chad could do was "wish for unlimited wishes." He couldn't actually use any of the unlimited wishes he was granted because his only choice was more wishes. Make-A-Wish didn't have to get him anything since wishes have no value. Their legal team sucks that they didn't know this.
@TheLobsterCopter50003 ай бұрын
He wished away their legal team, what are they supposed to do?
@kxmode3 ай бұрын
Chad wished for unlimited wishes. That's all he gets as his Make-A-Wish fulfillment. A wish costs nothing.
@kennethM3 ай бұрын
The lawyers were probably going to make that argument but he wished them away.
@MossMothMyBeloved3 ай бұрын
You don't understand. Once he wished away their legal team they quite literally crumbled to dust. Completely gone.
@turtleanton65395 күн бұрын
@@MossMothMyBelovedyes 😂
@Datura..6 жыл бұрын
I keep not realizing this is the fucking onion
@lucaschapman556 жыл бұрын
I wanted to drop dead at “he wished away our legal team”🤣
@cald1421 Жыл бұрын
He “wished a way our legal team.” Does that mean he simply wished for them to be fired. Or-did he thanos snap them?
@lordexohunter5586 жыл бұрын
Why don't they ask another kid to wish away his wishes?
@samuelbott61043 жыл бұрын
But what if he wishes away the other kids wishes? Or what if the other kid takes unlimited wishes for herself? What then?
@wutUthinkinBro15 жыл бұрын
this is funny because there is ACTUALLY a kid that wished for unlimited wishes in the Make-A-Wish foundation. He's gotten every wish he wanted.
@Pinpadprompts4 ай бұрын
My favourite joke in this whole segment is the name of the show "Today Now"
@jamalak34723 жыл бұрын
By corrupting visuals, they gave us time to read comments instead.
@ConnorUbetcha Жыл бұрын
“And we can only hope that day is soon”
@Rydonittelo Жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a moment to thank th Onion for never having tedious countdown commercials before these videos.