Chris got Water Tortured at a Massage Parlor

[@bertrandkane9678]

Waterboarding by use of tea sounds like the most perfect amalgamation of american and british culture.

[@daltonthompson3083]

ah yes the daily all-american pasttime of waterboarding 🤨

[@martin162asd]

@@daltonthompson3083 Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds like a sweet surfing spot, but...

[@lilyliao9521]

dont worry british people waterboard everyone all the time

[@earlybird2835]

Cultural Cross - Pollination at its finest

[@perilousloki4712]

I didnt know waterboarding was invented in America. Which culture though. Canadians, French, British, Aztec, Mayans, Brazilian, or the portugese? Maybe not even one of those.

[@H1SD]

Fuck I was really close to spitting my water all over my keyboard when that urinal massage story came

[@kww10]

I laughed so fucking hard during this😭 Chris is a natural comedian, he's built funny

[@End0531]

The "I am never stiff" is the new joey coming out to my friends this year

[@realkingofantarctica]

Then he did a backflip, snapped the masseuse's neck and saved the day.

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

It was super easy! Barely an inconvenience!

[@blumae1170]

Waterboarding massage is tight!

[@justinj2]

"Poor Aki." ☠☠☠☠

[@BastardOfTheNorth]

Fortunate Joey,however

[@juancarl814]

giggity

[@groofay]

Okay, so my impressions of massage from the first 3-ish minutes of this clip: Chris: I got waterboarded Connor: Shattered glass ASMR Garnt: I got the shit beat out of me Joey: Massage is for basic bitches Sold.

[@donnypastaboy]

Joey saying he's not that stiff and then everyone laughing. I almost died laughing

[@retrohipster1060]

Yeah, Connor's "Poor Aki.." came to him WAY too quick. :'D

[@whyguomoore5158]

I live in Shanghai, we went for a massage, muscular blind guys, it's like hulk getting revenge, the whole time I was laughing, asking my self, do I fight back?

[@BastardOfTheNorth]

"Hmmm this dumpling bread is so lumpy"

[@retrohipster1060]

Holy shit, that is hilarious. :'D If this were a movie the reviewers would throw a proper fit, saying that the "blind muscular henchmen that gave the massage was a bit too much" and that it "distracted from the realism of the movie". lol

[@Zovei]

Lol dude I've also been in Shanghai and gotten massages before- will never forget the time we were just chilling all is normal and then she decides that she needs MORE POWER. Cue this little asian woman getting on her hands and knees ON MY BACK and using her knees to massage me

[@whyguomoore5158]

@@Zovei Did you discover more about yourself? lol

[@Zovei]

@@whyguomoore5158 LOL no unfortunately, I was terrified she was going to fall off. Absolute sigma move though

[@thebabyshpee6508]

Bad luck brian: Goes to massage parlor. Gets water boarded.

[@joshuaxiong8377]

"Bad Luck Brit"

[@ferro1398]

this is some fossil meme holy shit lmao

[@CB-fw1wp]

They wanted to know where the plans were

[@dfmrcv862]

Tea waterboarding... Sounds like a real British form of torture. "I will never tell you the secrets of the Empire!!! My lips are sealed!!!" "Chip chip, Tom, seems he won't talk alright." "Indeed indeed Jackie, indeed indeed. oi, Frankie!" "Yes, boss?" "Get the tea." "And the kettle?" "No no. The towels."

[@Kelvin_Foo]

"Casino Royale, Abroad in Japan" edition hits different. How do we know the masseuse wasn't really Risottoro in disguise? For folks who are confused, it's a running joke on Chris' channel that his friend Ryotaro is constantly thinking up ways to assassinate him, usually in some ridiculous outdoor challenge.

[@SmokeJaguar101]

"The numbers chris what do they mean?!" Had me howling

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

Plot twist: It's a spa for masochists.

[@johnmarx9042]

*_He was at this moment, he knew...he fucked up_* 4:34

[@Kng-jo8sd]

"What do the numbers mean?" lol

[@saddocatto9245]

"I'm usually not that stiff" Joey 2022

[@KikiTuxedoCat]

This whole cut just busted my lungs XD

[@DareD00d]

Garnt toilet massage was a Yakuza sub-story.

[@bariqbahauddinfathi1571]

man, Garnt story is literal sexual assault, it felt like convention horror story ep. all over again

[@leutwin]

4:30 "Gurant gets molested, the anime!"

[@safaa9654]

Id love to see a snowboarding special!!

[@ghosthunter0950]

2000$ For top 14? With all those ads or 10$ subscription? damn Spotify is literally robbing artists.

[@OBIIIIIIIII]

Being covered in tea is a British man’s dream

[@PrincessLockette]

More like a wet dream xD

[@ric7629]

I died with grant’s story

[@TheCreepypro]

its official ken wantanabe has the power of the spiral

[@bobross3773]

This whole clip was hilarious

[@ruin4220]

HES SO BRITISH ITS SO GOOD MAN

[@leonardowijayanto8769]

Right when you thought you knew everything, then you heard things like "Waterboarding Tea" & bloody "Urinal Piss" massage ..

[@richardrh333]

Trash taste at the soapland when Joey said he wasn't that stiff ]

[@Nalasmithos]

This gets a like just because Joey isn't stiff

[@RobinRobertsesq]

Sure, Chris....

[@weeb-ubreafs1382]

How tf did we get a solid 2 minute talk about Inception

[@momothemaster555]

In America They don’t do the shoulder massage at haircuts but the head massage they definitely do

[@z_Ty_z]

I completely misread this as "Chris got Motorboated at a Massage Parlor"

[@IGI-ci5hw]

My tip for that guy massaging would be, " don't massage someone while they taking a piss"

[@Truckkundesu]

Can be a good foreplay..... tea massage

[@xLotusAngel626x]

Now I kind of want to see these boys go get Massages at Japan’s Best/Top Massage places or get Japan’s Unique/Weirdest Massages (Whether it be oil massage, head massage, foot massage etc...)...Am I the only one who wants to see that?

[@ItsShaz1]

Interesting Chris

[@lindholmaren]

03:55 polishing his knob?

[@PowerSpirit50]

I used to give massages to the other girls before gym class. I guess I'm somewhat of a massuese.

[@googleblockedme5543]

The real question is green or black?

[@johntheshaman]

It’s not massage, it’s massage

[@INFINITEKN]

.

[@JamesK13]

First

[@nanashi1173]

Sad

[@nanashi1173]

You are sad

[@xxxsgxxx-x1f]

PagChomp

[@goodtimepoke]

It’s MAhSAgge not MASSsagge

[@BastardOfTheNorth]

If I were stuck with Aki I doubt I'd be very stiff either.

[@LongNguyen-pv9sm]

Sorry about your erectile dysfunction

[@BastardOfTheNorth]

@@LongNguyen-pv9sm in this instance,its more of a saving grace

[@youraveragepasser-by7367]

@@BastardOfTheNorth probably erectile dysfunction bro

[@APTos45]

Don't blame Aki for your ED bro.

[@pennyinheaven]

Love that nobody agreed with you. Lol.